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the fitnessgram pacer test
The one gym test that everyone hates. The overweight gym teacher slides
in the CD, and you hear the dreaded words;
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that
progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will
begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly,
but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap
should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run
in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to
complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the
word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of
the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just
can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner, telling
them to stfu
"Oh, hey, we're having the fitnessgram pacer test!"
*has war flashbacks*
by smol.phanicked.bean April 8, 2016
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"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that
progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will
begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly
but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap
should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to
run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail
to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on
the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "
The fitnessgram pacer test is a popular meme often randomly copy-pasted.
There is also an audio of a male reading the above text , which is used in
video memes.
Person 1 on Instagram : "Omfg did you see Beyonce's new video? She has
no caucasian dancers! Racist!"
Person 2 in comments :"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic
capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20
meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running
speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this
signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this
sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.
The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is
over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!…
Start. ding "
by ACNLshit April 29, 2016
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"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that
progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will
begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly
but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap
should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to
run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail
to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on
the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "
hey we have to do the fitnessgram pacer test again???
~walks away and yells NOPE!!!! fuck this shit im out!!!!!!!!!!!!~
by smoldylan o'bean. February 3, 2017
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the fitnessgram pacer test
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that
progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will
begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The runner speed starts slowly but
gets faster each minute after you hear this signal * bodeboop*. A single lad
should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding*. Remember to
run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail
to complete a lap before the sound, your test will be over. The test will
begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!... Start. *ding*
The fitnessgram pacer test is meme
by Can-ya-not April 28, 2016
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The Fitnessgram Pacer Test
A test where you run back in forth getting faster and faster in an
overly lighted gym that makes you want to faint, die, puke, and kill yourself.
The fitnessgram pacer test should be illegal everywhere.
by Oh boy your mom February 22, 2018
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fitnessgram pacer test
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that
progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The running speed starts
slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear a signal. A single lap
should be completed each time you hear a ding. Remember to run in a
straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to
complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
The test goes up to 247 and is to see how much laps people can do before
they stop.
I got 247 on the Fitnessgram Pacer Test yesterday!!!
by Jenast May 8, 2016
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Fitnessgram pacer test
The definition of torture.
Bruh I died yesterday when I got a 246 on the fitnessgram pacer test, not
a 247
by olive thyroid November 30, 2018
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