Gender Issues A politically incorrect joke: How to impress a woman Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go tot the ends of the earth for her. How to impress a man: Arrive naked … with beer. Q: Who is it? Male or Female 1. Two people are eating chocolates. One of them eats the whole piece instantly. Another one bites off a small bit to see what’s inside. Who bites off the chocolate to see what is inside? A man or a woman. Answer : A man 2. A couple are reading in the living room. Their baby who is unwell is sleeping. One of them looks up and says: “Are you worried about the babe? The doctor said that he’ll be alright?” Q : Who asks the question? Answer : A man 3. A couple are enjoying a meal at a restaurant. One of them orders a dish they have never tried before. The other one orders something ordinary, a favourite dish. Q : Who orders the new dish never tried before? Answer : A woman 4. A couple go into a shop where there is a display of some new products on one side, and some ordinary items on the other side. Q : Who is more interested in the new products? Answer : A man 5. Two people go shopping for clothes. One of them expresses what kinds of clothes to buy and of what colour he/she likes whereas the other one simply says he/she just wants to shop around and he/she doesn’t not know what he/she wants. Q : Who is the latter one? Answer : A man 6. The car is running out of petrol. One of the people in the car wants to stop at the nearest gas station immediately, whereas the other person wishes to cross the bridge first, as the gas station on the other side is cheaper. Q : Who wants to cross the bridge first? Answer : A woman 7. A couple have lost their way in a foreign place. One of them wants to ask for directions. The other one wants them to find the way themselves. Q : Who wants to find the way? Answer : A man 8. A staff at the gas station asks: “Do you want to have the radiator (a container for water) checked?” The driver replies: “I’m in a hurry. Forget it.” The spouse of the driver, however, says it should be checked. Q : What wants to have the radiator checked? Answer : A woman 9. Three cars stop in front of a traffic light. When it turns green, one of the cars accelerates quickly and zooms ahead first! Q : Who drives fastest? Answer : A man 10. A scene from a tragic movie is being shown on the screen. One viewer sobs loudly; the other viewer watches without any reaction. Q : Who cries? Answer : A woman Task Choose an advertisement from a magazine. In the ad, identify and explain: any gender stereotypes; and how the woman is represented and its effects on views of women. Discuss the advertisement below.