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THESE 7 SEXY SUPERFOODS ARE GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU BETTER IN BED
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ZEYNEP YENISEY · AUG 7, 2017
Listen up, gentlemen! I have great news--there are certain magical foods out there that will totally make
you better in bed, so you might want read on, because this is important.
According to Charlie Turner and Lee Foster, the founders of Neat Nutrition, there are seven different
superfoods you should definitely eat to fuel your manhood and give yourself a massive boost down low,
so that you can be a superstar in bed and really blow her mind.
Ready? Let’s begin.
The number one food that supercharges your sex drive…are fistfuls of Cheetos. Ha, just kidding. Just
wanted to see if you were paying attention.
Now let’s begin.
1. DARK CHOCOLATE
First off, dark chocolate increases your levels of serotonin and dopamine, which are the
neurotransmitters responsible for making you feel happy, sexy, and in the mood.
Plus, certain compounds in dark chocolate increase blood flow by relaxing blood vessels, which is
essential for extra hard boners. With that said, dark chocolate is your friend, and you should eat some
right now.
2. NUTS
Breaking news: Nuts are good for your nuts. Haha. Really, though. They are.
Almonds, Brazil nuts, walnuts, and peanuts are all thought to boost libido and kick impotence to the
curb, all thanks to the hormone-regulating components they contain.
So, next time you’re feeling a little peckish, just reach for a handful of nuts. Your dick will thank you.
Trust.
3. GARLIC
Sure, eating garlic will make your breath smell like death, but it’s a small price to pay for a well working
penis.
Garlic contains high levels of the organosulfur compound allicin, which has tons of health benefits, like
antibacterial, antifungal, and antiviral properties. But that’s not what we’re interested in right now.
We’re only interested in the fact that allicin increases blood flow, which, again, is great news for your
boner. The greater the blood flow, the harder the bone. Nice.
4. BROCCOLI AND CELERY
First of all, celery contains a fair amount of the hormone androsterone, which is also found in sweat, and
turns women on. So I guess it’s kind of like musk. Mmm.
Next, broccoli helps remove excess estrogen, which, as you already know, is the female hormone that
makes women feminine. When you get rid of excess estrogen, your testosterone peeks through even
more, shooting your sex drive through the roof.
Ahh, if only all those vegetable hating children out there knew what they were missing.
5. FISH
Fish contains high levels of Vitamin B, which is really, really good for your penis.
Vitamin B3 is responsible for anaerobic metabolism, which deals with increasing blood flow (again with
the blood flow), and vitamin B6 regulates your levels of prolactin, which is the hormone that makes sex
wonderfully enjoyable.
6. OATS
According to researchers at the San Francisco Insititute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality, men
who included oats in their daily diet for just 8 weeks had industrial strength sex drives, compared to
dudes who didn’t eat oats.
Why? Well, simply put, oats increase the amount of testosterone in your bloodstream, which makes you
horny. You know, because testosterone is the horny hormone.
7. WHEY PROTEIN
Who knew the stuff in protein shakes would be good for your sex life? Yeah, apparently, whey-rich protein
is essential for testosterone production, which means you should probably keep some dark chocolate
protein powder next to your bed, and eat a dry scoopful before, during, and after sex. Maybe even offer
some to your girl.
Just kidding. Don’t do that.
H/T: New York Post