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Dear Customer Service...

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Dear Customer Service...
Each student draws one card from each of four piles. The four piles contain cards with the following:
1. an everyday object (such as a hoodie, a binder, or a backpack),
2. the problem with the object (such as it is lumpy, it is leaking green fluid, or it smells like
it’s burning),
3. what happened to them as a result (such as it gave them an electric shock, made their cat
angry, or made their foot itch), and
4. what they want in restitution from the company (such as rent out a movie theater for a
private showing, buy them a plane ticket to Hawaii, or get them a part on a reality TV
show).
Determine the backstory surrounding these cards and write a letter of complaint to company
demanding restitution and satisfaction.
HOODIE
IT IS LUMPY
IT GAVE ME AN
RENT OUT A
ELECTRIC SHOCK MOVIE THEATER
FOR A PRIVATE
SHOWING
BINDER
IT IS LEAKING
GREEN FLUID
IT MADE MY CAT
ANGRY
BUY ME A PLANE
TICKET TO
HAWAII
BACKPACK
IT IS LEAKING
BLUE FLUID
IT MADE MY DOG
SAD
GET ME A PART
ON A REALITY TV
SHOW
TEXTBOOK
IT IS LEAKING
RED FLUID
IT MADE MY BIRD
VOMIT
GIVE ME FREE
MCDONALDS
SNEAKERS
IT SMELLS LIKE
IT’S BURNING
IT MADE MY
NEIGHBOR
ANGRY
GIVE ME FREE
COOKOUT
IPHONE
IT SMELLS LIKE A
SKUNK
IT MADE MY CAT
RUN AWAY
GIVE ME FREE
ZAXBYS
ANDROID
IT SMELLS LIKE
STINKY FEET
IT MADE MY DOG
RUN AWAY
GIVE ME FREE
TACO BELL
AIR PODS
IT SMELLS LIKE
CHEESE
IT MADE MY
SIBLING(S) RUN
AWAY
GIVE ME FREE
DONUTS
BEATS
IT TASTES LIKE
IT’S BURNING
IT MADE MY
FRIENDS RUN
AWAY
GIVE ME FREE
COFFEE
JEANS
IT TASTES LIKE
STINKY FEET
IT GAVE MY
RENT OUT A
NEIGHBOR AN
ROLLER SKATING
ELECTRIC SHOCK RINK
SUNGLASSES
IT SMELLS LIKE
ROTTEN EGGS
IT MADE ME
BLEED
INTERNALLY
GIVE ME A
MILLION
DOLLARS
BELT
IT TASTES LIKE
ROTTEN EGGS
IT MADE ME
VOMIT
BUY ME A
LIFETIME SUPPLY
OF WATERMELON
PENCIL
IT RESETS ITSELF IT GIVES ME A
HEADACHE
BUY ME A
LIFETIME SUPPLY
OF CHEEZ-ITS
PENS
IT LEAKS GREEN
FLUID
BUY ME A
LIFETIME SUPPLY
OF PRINGLES
IT MAKES ME
NAUSEOUS
HIGHLIGHTERS
IT LEAKS
IT MAKES ME
TIRED
BUILD ME A
ROCKET SHIP
WATCH
IT SPEWS FLUID
IT GAVE ME A
HEADACHE
BUILD ME A
SPACE SHUTTLE
INDEX CARDS
IT IS DIRTY
IT MADE ME FALL
ASLEEP
SEND ME TO THE
MOON
TV
IT IS SMELLY
IT MADE MY CAT
FALL ASLEEP
SEND ME TO
MARS
XBOX
IT IS CRUNCHY
IT MADE MY
GOLDFISH GO TO
SLEEP
SEND ME TO
RUSSIA
PLAYSTATION
IT IS WRINKLY
IT MADE MY BIRD
FALL ASLEEP
SEND ME TO
CANADA
COWBOY BOOTS
IT IS UGLY
IT MADE ME COLD SEND ME TO
SOUTH AMERICA
LAPTOP
THE BATTERY
DRAINS
IT MADE ME HOT
SEND ME TO
SOUTHEAST ASIA
FOOTBALL
IT IS DRY
IT MADE ME LOSE BUY ME A
PRETTY DRESS
AND FLY ME
BACK TO
BARBADOS
SOCCER BALL
IT LEAKS GREEN
FLUID
IT MADE ME
DANCE
PAY FOR MY
COLLEGE
TUITION
DUMBBELLS
IT CAUSES
PHYSICAL PAIN
IT MADE ME
STAND ON MY
HEAD
SEND ME TO
JERSEY SHORE
TO HANG OUT
WITH SNOOKI
AND J-WOW
APPLE WATCH
IT CAUSES
EMOTIONAL PAIN
IT MADE ME LINE
DANCE
SEND ME TO
ATLANTA TO
MEET THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES
PILLOWS
IT CRASHES
IT MADE ME DO
THE CHA CHA
SLIDE
BRING ME THE
LONG ISLAND
MEDIUM AND
HAVE HER
PREDICT MY
FUTURE
BLANKETS
IT BROKE DOWN
IT MADE ME DO
THE ELECTRIC
SLIDE
BUY ME A
MOTORCYCLE
COUCH
IT TURNS OFF
IT MADE ME DO
THE CHICKEN
DANCE
BUY ME A
UNICYCLE