Star Wars Christmas Special Review
To start off, the movie was made in 1978 for television so the production quality is shitty.
They probably spent a whole $14. This “Show” really shows you why it is called special. So low
that the opening seen is just concept art until it zooms into a basic set. Then it proceeds to be 20
min of only wookie speak with no English subtitles. The producers and writers give you a few
seconds of grace when the wookies receive the transmission from either luke skywalker or
princess leia. The plot is all over the place. At one point you are watching the mom watch a
shitty cooking show that looks like it was out of a little kids tv show from the 70s. They must
have run out of money at one point because to fill in 30 minutes, they turned it into a cartoon.
You watch chewbaca’s kid watch a tutorial on how to build some machine. It reminded me of
watching a shamwow commercial. The stars of the actual Star wars movies are barely in it at all.
The whole movie drags on and feels like it is 5 hours long
The only way to make it through this movie is to be inebriated in some fashion. There are at least
3 crappy musical numbers that make you want to go jump off south table. There is only one
reason you would WANT to watch this alone and that’s if you’re a masochist.