Leykis 101
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NEVER, ever date a single mother
Follow the "three strikes and your out" rule. Which means if she hasn't put out in the first three dates,
dump the bitch.
Never pick up your phone Friday through Sunday. Screen all of your phone calls
No cuddling after sex.
Always wear a condom. Even if she is on birth control. No exceptions
Never spend more than $40 on a date. And if she pays, thats even better
Pick out the women with the lowest self esteem. The lower the better. Beautiful women normally have a
very low self esteem
Get in touch with your "inner A-hole". Women are drawn to assholes. If your a nice guy, you won't get
laid. She'll categorize you as her "friend"
Women are attention whores and will do almost anything to get it. So keep that in mind when you see
some woman dressed to kill
Never have coffee or lunch with a woman unless you want to be "friends".
Women have no male friends. Every male a woman calls a friend wants to bang the living f*** out of
her.
Stay away from any woman who says the words "All my friends are guys". That is trouble and should be
avoided at all costs
If the woman you are dating stops putting out, Dump her
Men, the reason why you are friends with a woman with the exception of having a past relationship with
her...is that she doesn't find you attractive. The truth hurts. Move on
Men, the more confidence you show the better chances you have of getting the girl. Women smell a
pussy a mile away and they can also smell confidence. Women are attracted to confidence almost more
than anything else
Don't ever tell a woman you love.
If your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a "friend" of the opposite sex, dump her.
Do not get married until you are at least 25 years of age
Do not buy her flowers until the second year you are married
Don't do anything in the beginning of the relationship you wouldn't normally do later in the relationship.
Because her expectations of anything you do for her will cause you problems later
Never hold her purse.
Always become unavailable during the holidays. Never pick up the phone close to holiday seasons.
Especially Valentine's Day or Thanksgiving
Do not go to a concert with a woman if she invites you. Especially if she has backstage passes or has a
friend in the band she is going to see. It just means she is there to see and have sex with the other guy.
She probably just used you for the ride there him (applies outside of relationships)
Eat before you go out on a date. Purpose is that a woman normally wouldn't be caught dead eating more
than her date. So this results in a lower costing date by the end of the evening. You tell her that you are
trying to eat healthy
Do not order a bottle of wine. And the reason you don't when she asks is because you want to make sure
you get her home safely. And to ensure this to the best of your ability, you don't want to drink any
alcohol.
If your date picks up their cell phone, silently get up and drive off without them. If they wouldn't give
you the respect to pay attention to you on the date, you don't give them the respect of driving them home
Keep a bottle of hot sauce Every place you have sex (Bathroom, bedroom etc.) After you use the
condom, put a few drops into the used condom and throw it away. This results in the "Burning of the
cooch" if she tries to actually use the contents.