Write a short, simple scene, or use the one below.
A: Hey, you dissembling, clay-brained, meezle
B: Hello there, you impertinent fen-sucked-horn-beast.
A: Let me by, I have to cross this bridge you infectious, illbreeding, giglet. B: You can’t you mewling
onion-eyed, oxcomb.
A: Why not? B: Because you are a puking pox-marked, ratsbane.
A: Cause why?
B: Cause there’s a bear on the other side.
A: Why didn’t you say so you loggerheaded, ill-nurtured, egg-nut