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18 Film
Launch party for Mint’s new menu
In the making, plus complete cinema
listings and reviews
4 Stars
Mystic musings from Astral Angi
20 Stage
Thérèse Raquin at the Gardner Arts
5 What Katie says
Maybe telly isn’t so bad after all... with
a certain Saturday evening show
21 Art and events
First Base at North Laine Photography
and The Burlesque Ball at the Hilton
Metropole
6 Dani’s diary
8
Dani makes a beeline for Bestival
23 Student special
6 The Brighton bachelor
Money-saving tips and vouchers
Damian’s looking fly and feeling shy
24 Food and drink
7 Celebcity
Andrew feasts at Vanilla
Our Jo heads to LA and hangs out with
the A-list at Banksy’s private view
25 Latest hot 100
Our top restaurants, cafés and bars
8 Cover story
28 Recipe
Katie gets a makeover at
Enzo Hair and Beauty
Havana Beach cocktail
9 Kasabian
29 Gay
Meet gorgeous guitarist Serge Pizzorno
10 Only joking
The best bars and clubs
30 In the city
Introducing Brighton Live, cheeky style
11 A laughing matter
What’s new and what’s happening
31 Health
New stand-up nights in Sussex
12 Foxy Mamma Malone
9
L7 tests permanent make up
32 Sport
Molly wonders how her life will change
Dean Wilkins and Dean White to
manage Albion permanently?
A big hello to all of you out there and an
especially big welcome to all you new
and returning students. We hope you’re
happy to be back or are enjoying
exploring your new city for the first time.
We know it’s vitally important to have
loads of fun during your student days
but we also know how tricky that is
when you’re surviving on student loans
and part-time jobs. So we’ve put
together some handy hints for making
the pennies last and have included a
selection of discount vouchers for some
of Brighton’s finest shops and
restaurants (L7, p23). Hope it helps!
If you’re into music, it’s a fabulous
time to be here with Brighton Live
showering us with great gigs. Don’t be
fooled by our ‘cheeky’ guide to the
festival (L7, p10) – although do read it
for a good giggle – and check out Jeff
Hemmings’s gig highlights (L7, p16).
As ever, we have all the hottest
property news: read about what it’s like
to wake up to a view of the Royal
Pavilion (Homes, p12), find out about
great homes for first-time buyers
(Homes, p17) and see all the best
properties around Brighton and Sussex
(Homes, p26–27).
We also bring you fantastic properties
from around the world, such as the
stunning apartments in Dubai seen on
our Homes front cover, which look like
excellent investment opportunities
(Homes, p19).
And don’t forget to check our website
for even more amazing properties in the
UK and abroad www.latesthomes.co.uk
12 Crossword
Cryptic or quick? The choice is yours
32 Cars
Useful advice for a first-time buyer
13 Reviews
Our take on recent gigs and shows
33 Latest jobs
Jobs, business news and education
14 Music
The Kooks, Deacon Blue, Sparks
plus top records and gig highlights
37 The TV guide
Our seven-day listings, plus Dani on TV,
Soapbox Jury and the movie guide
16 Clubs
Wild Fruit birthday party @ Creation
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LATESTDIARY
Let’s do drinks
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If you fancy some of the best organic cocktails and wines in town, then
head down to Mint. The stylish restaurant and music bar that’s tucked
away on Meeting House Lane launched its amazing new menu earlier
this month. On the night, guests enjoyed a brilliant ‘help yourself to
cocktails’ concept, with chilled bowls of different concoctions dotted
around the room, surrounded by blocks of moulded ice. My favourite
was the exquisite Fig Fancy!
With Tim Richardson
Amanda Jones (co-owner of Mint)
Romany (Diva of Magic)
Clare Bradley (co-owner of Mint)
Ulrika Jarl (designer)
Julian Ridge (Environment Agency)
Amanda Jones (co-owner of Mint)
Jason Hook (The Ivy Press)
Eamon Cahill (Colson House)
Shaun Trumble (Brighton Wave)
Mark McCullough (Hotel Nineteen)
Martin Torrens (Brighton Wave)
Mark Jones (Colson House)
Nicola Miles (Infinity Foods)
Charlie Booth (Infinity Foods)
STARS
Astral
Angi
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Your week ahead
LIBRA (SEP 23–OCT 22)
PISCES (FEB 20–MAR 20)
You may kiss a big handsome stranger
this week Libra. Don’t blame me if they
turn out to be a frog/frogess, and don’t
worry, it’s still a kiss, after all.
Love is all around, Pisces. Take your
pick of the starsigns, but remember
they all have their faults, so it depends
what you can bear. I recommend a
Sagittarian.
SCORPIO (OCT 23–NOV 21)
ARIES (MAR 21–APR 20)
CANCER (JUNE 22–JULY 22)
You just want the truth this week, no
subliminal starry message to go to
Baker Street. OK, just wait for it. You
will be loved again. That’s the future
for Aries.
The love of your life will make their
appearance this week. Make them
welcome, offer them a nice cuppa, a
night out, and the mother of all snogs
at midnight.
TAURUS (APR 21–MAY 21)
LEO (JULY 23–AUG 22)
You will find the person of your
dreams, and you won’t need to attend
any chip dances to find them. Just look
up, take your glasses off and there
they’ll be.
Your secret admirer is so secret they
don’t know it yet, but a breakthrough
this week will mean they put on their
rose-tinted specs and declare a
romantic interest.
GEMINI (MAY 22–JUNE 21)
VIRGO (AUG 23–SEP 22)
Your heart’s desire is close by. Close
your eyes, count to three and they’ll
appear. Make sure you’re in the proper
environment before you try this. Any
old chippy won’t do.
Romance has returned to the zodiac
and all the starsigns are in the mood
for love. You’ll make sweet music with
the one you care for, a virtuoso solo
concert.
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Someone will call you ‘darling’ this
week. Try and concentrate on your
work and don’t get too excited.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22–DEC 20)
Someone will make you blush deeply
this week and make your heart pound.
Then you’ll put down the Mills and
Boon and go back to your desk.
Buy the CD Bardsley’s,
country music with
c-hip s-hop beats at
Bardsley’s and
Borders NOW!
CAPRICORN (DEC 21–JAN 19)
The love of your life will pop up this
week. You have two choices, impress
them with a meal at Bardsley’s and get
lucky, or not get lucky.
AQUARIUS (JAN 20–FEB 19)
Love is in the air, especially for
Aquarians. Kissing an expectant Libran
is on the cards. Make sure to eat lots
of garlic first.
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KATIE’S COLUMN
What Katie says
Katie finds she can only say no for so long
before falling for the ultimate seduction
Screen slave
I don’t watch telly. (Work out for yourself
what percentage of my previous columns this
means I have lied to you in).
The usual responses I get to this
confession are:
‘What do you do all day?’
‘What do you talk about all day?’
‘Yes, whatever, Miss Glass – that’s what
everyone says. If you don’t buy a TV licence
now you’ll get a £1,000 fine and risk a jail
sentence.’
And once: ‘Oh my God, you’re like a child
raised by wolves.’
I seem to spend my life staring blankly into
conversations which start ‘Did you see…’, to
which the answer will always be ‘No’. And
trying to find original ways to make small talk,
when I’ve put a dead-end sign up at most
convenient avenues.
When you don’t watch telly, most people
don’t like you. Like non-smokers and
teetotallers, the mere confession of our
abstinence is an anathema to the hearer. But I
guess that’s fair enough. Because although I
usually try and explain to people that the
reason I don’t watch telly is because I’m always
so busy, actually that’s not true. It’s because
I’m a culture snob. Oh, and a show-off.
And I quickly discovered that, amongst
other culture snobs, not watching telly carries
more kudos than having read the entire works
of Dostoyevsky. In Russian.
Honestly, you should try it at parties. One ‘I
don’t watch telly,’ and all the boys in glasses
within a 50-metre radius start to look at you a
bit funny.
Sexy birthday
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear Nua, happy birthday to you.
Ooo, Nua’s having a birthday, and it’s my
favourite kind of birthday – the kind where we
all get something for free.
This October Brighton’s favourite sexy shop
turns one year old and to celebrate owners
Katherine and Jeremy are inviting all patrons to
join in the celebration. Purchase something at
Nua during their birthday weekend (Friday 6
October – Sunday 8 October) and you’ll be
treated to a special goody bag and a piece of
birthday cake.
Núa Lifestyle, 59a Ship Street, The Lanes, Brighton
01273 774001, brightonstore@nualifestyle.com
www.nualifestyle.com
Così Fan Tutte
“Being a non-telly-watcher is a
bit like being a lesbian. Every
man I have met is convinced
he’ll be the one to turn me”
Being a non-telly-watcher is a bit like being
a lesbian. Every man I meet is convinced
he’ll be the one to turn me. As though if only
I met the right programme I could be
convinced. They try and seduce me, with
dirty talk about Britain’s Next Top Model and
whispering sweet nothings about the new
24. Hmm, if only I knew what 24 was.
With my telly cherry sitting temptingly
waiting to be popped, it was only a matter of
time before someone lured me into giving it
up. Actually, I think I was asking for it.
As always with these things, it finally
happened after one too many drinks and a
heavy night’s clubbing when I woke up in a
friend’s bed. Too weak to protest, I found
myself confronted with The X-Factor and that,
dear reader, was the beginning of the end.
Ooo, The X-Factor. It was love at first
sight. Or first sound. A trip to the opera was
never nearly so exciting – why the hell had
nobody told me? The X-Factor is like the aural
equivalent of eating a pack of Revels –
holding out through as many oranges as it
takes until finally you get a peanut. And God,
do I love it.
I called my friend and told her the good
news: “I’ve finally discovered television! I’m
never leaving the house again!”
“Whatever next?” she asked, sarcastic as
always. “Mobiles? Electricity? The wheel,
perhaps?”
Operatic endeavour
A girl of eclectic tastes, I can move swiftly from
sex shops to Strauss.
I’ve always thought that if you’ve been living in
Brighton for more than a year and still haven’t
done The Royal Pavilion, the Pussy Cat Club, the
Candy Bar and Glyndebourne, then you may as
well call it a day and move to Eastbourne.
Glyndebourne’s latest tour kicks off in the next
fortnight and any of you who haven’t been, it’s
damn well time you got yourself there.
OK, the mere thought of opera might be
enough to make you yawn your heart out but,
trust me, the Glyndebourne experience is one of
those once-in-a-lifetime things. Even the grounds
alone are worth the visit.
Glyndebourne’s new season includes
performances of The Turn Of The Screw, Così
Fan Tutte and Die Fledermaus.
Glyndebourne Opera House, Lewes, East Sussex
Tue 10 – Sat 28 Oct
01273 812321, fax 01273 812783
www.glyndebourne.com
Comments, queries and general chitchat can be sent to: katie@thelatest.co.uk
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Dani’s diary aged 19 The Brighton bachelor
Dani the “over-hormonal,
yoyo-knickered, teenage strumpet”*
builds up the courage to go to Bestival
So this is it, the moment of truth – can I make it to Bestival and last the
weekend without going a bit weird? Since I had my very first anxiety
attack, and all through the time when I couldn’t leave the house, and all
those times when I had to run home from town and curl up on the sofa
I have told myself I will be ready and better enough to go to Bestival.
And when the day arrived I felt horrible – I was so nervous I couldn’t
see straight – but I had promised myself as well as my boyfriend and
my family that I would make it and, God damn it, I’d have a good time
too. So with the world and its mother packed into a bag twice the size
of me, I declared myself OK to go.
“I promised myself, my boyfriend and my family I
would go and, God damn it, have a good time too”
Having learnt to crochet only two days before departure I packed as
much wool as I could without looking like some crazy knitting lady and I
will crochet the most misshapen scarf this world has ever seen. I also
have a number of other things with me to keep my mind occupied and
therefore stop me thinking, which will stop an attack if there was going
to be one. To tell you the truth all the things I have packed just prove my
belief that I am a premature old lady. I have three crossword books, a
cheesy romantic novel and my crochet needle. What in the world can go
wrong with all that packed into my bag? All I need is a bunch of cats
and I am that old lady I always saw myself becoming!
Being determined not to let this problem beat me, I am sucking it up
and I will make it through. It’s all very well saying that – and I do have to
say it to myself quite a lot – but part of me still feels weak. So I have to
keep pushing myself to do things I don’t want to do in the hope it will
make me stronger and more capable of tackling the world once more. I
never thought I’d ever be one of those people who has trouble doing
the most basic things but evidently I am and it’s heartbreaking. I always
believed I could take on the world and even if I didn’t always win I’d
bloody well fight it out. And now it’s all changed. I no longer believe I
can do that. I have to talk to myself for half an hour before I can go to
the supermarket – let alone anywhere else.
So Bestival is a huge test for me – I have to think positive the whole
time which is hard because even before I went weird I’ve always been
pessimistic. I have to make sure I get enough sleep because tiredness
can make attacks happen more easily. I have to make sure I eat
because otherwise I’ll disappear and I have to make sure I have a good
time too. Which out of all the things I have to do should be the easiest
but I somehow think it’s going to be the hardest. I will get through it – I
will get through it – I will get through it – and as long as I keep telling
myself this I should be fine – shouldn’t I? So that’s it – I’m going and no
one can stop me – not even if they tried. Does any anyone want to try?
Despite his fashion faux pas
Damian Frizzell still gets the foxy femme
There’s nothing like hearing your own name called out in the street to
jolt you out of your daydreams. “Damian” (say it an East European
accent). Oh dear God, I remember thinking to myself – because only God
has the sense of humour and power to ensure you only ever bump into
someone in the street at the most inappropriate times. I knew who it was
immediately. Sofia, an über cool, über foxy Lithuanian girl who I’d met early
this summer. While at any other time I might have relished the prospect of
seeing her, today was definitely not that day.
You see talking to the opposite sex can be a daunting prospect when
you’re not in a confident frame of mind. While the core of being
confident is almost certainly happiness in yourself, the outer crust, the
protective shell, is more often than not simply down to what you’re
wearing. Think about it. When you’re looking good you’re feeling good.
There’s nothing like taking that final glimpse in the hall mirror, before you
leave the house, and thinking to yourself: ‘I’m looking hot!’
“Outer confidence is down to what you’re
wearing. When you look good you feel good”
The older I’ve got the more comfortable I’ve become with my own
sense of style, so that now I’m one of the few guys who loves shopping. I
pity my fellow men who don’t, because not only are they missing out on
the pleasure that only a new pair of jeans can bring, they’re also opening
themselves up to an even worse fate in the future: being dressed by their
better half. You just have to walk around the town centre on a weekend
afternoon to see hordes of hen-pecked boyfriends and husbands trailing
half a step behind their wives and girlfriends, resigned to their fate – as a
giant Ken doll at the mercy of her imaginings of how she’d like him to look.
It’s a depressing sight, which is why I try and avoid central Brighton on a
Saturday. Any missions into the shopping precincts are only made because
a) I have to buy something to wear that night, or b) I need something to
eat, immediately. It was for the latter reason that I found myself skulking
down Western Road, searching for that something that would quench my
hangover-induced hunger. Leaving the house in ill-fitting combat trousers,
with a dodgy looking stain on the crotch area (it was pasta sauce, I swear),
and a scruffy T-shirt was a gamble, but I was hoping the dark glasses might
shield my identity from anyone who knew me. No such luck. Turning to
face Sofia, I decided to keep on my shades as a last line of defence
against my obvious embarrassment. Could I look any worse?
“Hi,” I mumbled. “How are you?”
“Very good,” she cooed back in her sexy accent.
“I really like your shorts. You always dress so cool!”
It seems that my ‘look’ was still considered hot in the former Eastern
Bloc. After that it was plain sailing, and I’m taking her out next week.
And today’s lesson? Somewhere in the world, you’re always in fashion.
Comments, queries and general chitchat for dani or damian should be sent to: editorial@thelatest.co.uk
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AROUNDTOWN
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Roll out the Farrell:
Colin starstruck when
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LA confidential
In part 1 of Jo’s trip to La La Land for Banksy’s
private view, she crosses paths with Kelly Osbourne,
Colin Farrell and Orlando Bloom, to name but a few...
Well what a week I’ve had – seven days of complete mayhem in fact!
You may or may not have read about graffiti artist Banksy in the press,
but I was very fortunate to work on his first solo US show in Los
Angeles two weeks ago. Accompanying me on the trip was colleague
Jackie and we were, how can I put it mildly, ‘bloody excited’ about
handling all the media coverage for the show – entitled Barely Legal. We
knew the trip was going to be good as on arrival at Heathrow Terminal
3’s Virgin Atlantic check-in, our Premium Economy tickets were duly
ripped up and upgraded to Upper Class. This was to be the start of an
amazing seven days.
Here comes Kelly!
Like a Virgin:
Kelly travels
transatlantic
Even sitting in the fantastic
Virgin Clubhouse waiting to
board we watched as Kelly
Osbourne sauntered in
followed by obligatory film
crew and several PRs and
assistants. I spotted my friend
Jan Donovan (top press
person for Virgin Atlantic), and
asked what was going on –
she informed me that Kelly
was making a new show
called Turning Japanese and
had chosen a Virgin flight to
Tokyo for part of the show.
Idol wannabes
Before boarding we managed to get a Hollywood pedicure and massage
to put us in the ‘zone’ for the ten-hour flight – the flat bed helped, as did
the on-board treatments and amazing service. Jackie and I were sitting
opposite some US finalists for the new series of American Idol who
were checking out their own press in People magazine – very amusing.
Drinkies with Colin and Orlando
On arrival at LAX we pushed in front of the British actor David Suchet in
the taxi queue and made our way to the Roosevelt Hotel, which is on
Hollywood Boulevard (opposite the famous Grauman’s Chinese Theatre).
We read up about the hotel on the plane as Mel B is rumoured to be
marrying new beau Eddie Murphy there in two weeks. We could see why
– the hotel, which boasts a swimming pool painted by David Hockney, is a
firm favourite with the A-list of LA. Put it this way, just in the poolside bar
we drank next to Colin Farrell and Orlando Bloom one night! Colin was
also staying at the hotel and of course we asked him to come along to
the Banksy private view but he was looking after his son that night, but it
didn’t really matter as the guest list was looking pretty good anyway!
No white elephants here!
Jackie and I then got stuck in to
letting all the US media know of
the event and – yes we had an
ace up our sleeve – the fact that
not only was this Banksy’s first
US solo show but it featured a
live elephant. This came as a
surprise to most of the media
who turned up to our press call
– BBC News At Ten were quite
shocked to say the least! After
all the flashbulbs had popped it
was then our job to make sure
that all the best pictures were
circulated, not only in the US
but around the globe – our
mobile phones were so hot that
day! It was quite surreal calling
news desks standing next to a
painted elephant I can tell you.
Trunk call:
Jo with Banksy’s
support act
Make sure you see next week for Jo meeting Brad, Angelina, Keanu
and many, many more...
Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd,
01273 622555 www.jb-pr.com
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BEAUTY
Enzo
beautiful
With tresses in need of some serious TLC,
Katie Glass heads to Enzo salon for a fabulous
hair makeover and a miracle-working facial
A self-confessed fashion victim, I have over
the years certainly put my hair through the
wars. Years of bleaching, straightening and
home layering have taken their toll on my
tresses. So, last week I decided it was time
to take some drastic action and get some
expert advice. Luckily, I had heard that Enzo
was the place to do it.
Two elements make Enzo so successful
at what they do: their use of the right
products and the attention they pay to
people. Enzo only use the very best
products available, employ the most
talented staff and treat every customer
with individual care.
I first heard about the salon through a friend of mine, who had been
there to have her hair coloured and left raving about how, afterwards, it
was in better condition than before. The secret to such success is that,
unlike some salons, which put style over substance, the team at Enzo
understands that what you put in affects what you get out. As a result
they remain committed to only ever using the leading products in both
their hair and beauty salon.
As a result Enzo are able to
create gorgeously glamourous
cuts and colours, while doing
so in a way designed to keep
hair healthy and manageable.
Meanwhile their spa
treatments combine cutting
edge technology with luxury
treatments to brilliant effect.
I couldn’t wait to give it a try!
I quickly booked myself in for a
total hair restyle (cut and
colour) and a Guinot facial.
I might never have been to Enzo Hair and Beauty Salon before, but
five minutes after I had arrived I already felt like a regular. Owner Bill
Stewart’s seven-strong team are more like family than colleagues;
buzzing around the salon making sure everyone is well looked after.
They eagerly sat me down for a styling chat, a cup of tea and one of
their fabulous homemade cookies.
I started my day with a Guinot Hydradermie facial, a complete threestep facial treatment, with the first two steps including ionisation and high
frequency oxygenation. I was, admittedly, a little nervous at first. Luckily
therapist Corine Prout put me totally at ease with her friendly manner,
talking me gently through the process step by step. The (actually rather
lovely) first steps were followed by a relaxing and lifting massage. Soon I
was so relaxed I fell asleep, only waking in time to check out the incredible
results in the mirror. The deep cleansing effect of the facial had lifted and
brightened my entire complexion. My skin hasn’t looked this good,
perhaps ever before – I was positively glowing!
“My skin hasn’t looked this good, perhaps ever
before – I was positively glowing!”
Feeling ever more optimistic about the new me, I popped upstairs to
the hair salon to finish off my look with a cut and colour.
Senior stylists, Jo Fuller and Corina McNally (a new addition to the Enzo
team), put me immediately at ease, spending proper time with me,
discussing the look and colour that I wanted for my hair. Unlike some
salons, Enzo isn’t a place where you feel pressured to go with certain
trends that might suit the stylist’s preferences. Instead Jo and Corina
made sure that I was opting for a look that suited my style, my needs and
my hectic schedule.
With Jo’s advice and expertise my frazzled, chunky blonde highlights
were transformed into a rich, chestnut brown with mocha overtones. While
Corina styled my tresses into a funky, choppy and unbelievably bouncy
style that I adored. The energy and enterprise that the staff at Enzo put in
at the front of house is equalled only by the hard work that owner Bill
Steward puts into the business behind the scenes.
Bill regularly returns to the States to seek out the best new products
before they get to the UK, and is always on the lookout for upcoming
trends. Their current line of styling products by Alterna is the most
exclusive on the market – one shampoo even includes extract of caviar
among its ingredients! Unsurprisingly, they are hugely popular with A-list
celebrities such as Madonna, Kate Bosworth and Jennifer Aniston.
Meanwhile, amongst the new treatments that Bill’s explorations will be
bringing to Enzo this season are Japanese hair straightening, stone therapy
facials and eyelash perming and eyelash extensions.
It’s now a fortnight since my trip to Enzo and, although I loved my style
the day it was done, what has impressed me is how easy the look has
been to maintain. Two weeks later my hair is still holding both its colour
and style as if I’d had it done yesterday. But with my hair looking so
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excuse to get back to Enzo again soon!
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be anything – a record, a night out, you name
it. It suited the mood of the song. It’s an antiwar tune. But it can also be related to any part
of your life – it’s about disobeying orders and
doing what you feel is right instead.
How did the final track on the album,
‘The Doberman’, come about?
Jesus Christ, I love that tune! I wish I’d been
there to hear it played back for the first time
without having been part of the process, if you
know what I mean. It’s special isn’t it? When a
band gets that in tune with itself, it’s magical.
It was written in my kitchen at home. It’s got
this really high roof and I was sitting there
playing these individual notes on the guitar and
it sounded really atmospheric. It had an
ominous feel to it, like the chimes of a bell.
The song is a celebration. It’s about rejoicing
in what you’ve got. It’s got a cinematic feel to it
too. It makes me think of Clint Eastwood arriving
in a deserted town, knowing it’s all about to kick
off, but he’s ready for it. ‘The Doberman’ also
sounds like the title of an incredible movie,
something Tarantino would direct. And of course
we’d supply the soundtrack!
Why did you choose Empire for the
album title?
It fits the mood. Plus I like one word album
titles – Endtroducing by DJ Shadow, Revolver
by The Beatles. Plus it begins with an e and
ends with an e, which helps!
Star plucker
Gorgeous Kasabian guitarist Serge Pizzorno tells us about recording the
new album, late night lock-ins and performing in a lap-dancing club
Where did you record the album?
We recorded the album over five weeks at
Rockfield Studios in Wales. The place hasn’t
been decorated in 40 years. There were tons
of old instruments we could mess around with
and old recordings – we listened to the original
master tapes of ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’!
Why did you choose to record there?
We wanted to do it there because it’s part of a
great British tradition of bands getting away
from the city and going to the country to
record. It’s that idea of doing things properly in
the way bands like Queen and Led Zeppelin
did in the 70s – have a cup of tea and then
start laying the songs down. There’s a real
sense of camaraderie. It’s like a pirate ship – all
the lads away from home on a mission to steal
the gold!
Did you see much of the local area?
We didn’t get much chance – we were working
pretty intensely in the studio. But we would do
the odd raid into Monmouth to stock up on
fish and chips and alcohol. There was a great
pub down the road – legendary lock-ins!
What were you listening to while you were
recording the album?
It was quite varied, really. Personally I really got
into The Pretty Things SF Sorrow. That’s an
awesome record. Then when I got carried
away I’d put on DJ Shadow, just to remind me
“That’s a good rule
of life – never leave
a party early!”
that you’ve always got to keep a rhythm going.
Plus all the classics of course – the Stones’
‘Let It Bleed’; Led Zeppelin.
What was the inspiration behind ‘Shoot
The Runner’?
It started off as a bass line I had. It’s really
simple – only two chords. It had a sexy, sleazy
groove and we worked it up into this full-on
party monster. It’s ended up as this huge Marc
Bolan-style stomp. Lyrically it’s about
debauched hedonism. It was partly inspired by
seeing the film The Libertine about the Earl of
Rochester – for me he was the first rock star.
And the party scene in Stanley Kubrick’s Eyes
Wide Shut. It’s a soundtrack to the maddest
party you’ve ever been to. ‘Shoot The Runner’
is a reference to seeing someone leave when
the night is still in full swing. That’s a good rule
of life – never leave a party early!
How about ‘Empire’?
Empire is a word we’ve used for years which
means something we think is amazing. It could
Are there any new bands you like or
that you’re taking out on tour with you?
We’re taking The Fratellis on tour with us. I
love the album, and they’re great chaps. We
get on really well with them. They’re not
frightened of doing their own thing.
Are you looking forward to playing
live again?
I can’t wait. It’s when everyone’s together that
you can conjure up the feeling. Playing in front
of 40,000 people at a time is something else.
It’s magical. We did two solid years of touring
but now we’re back and recharged we can’t
wait to get out there again.
Are there any particular places in the UK
you like playing?
The good thing about being from Leicester is
that it’s in the middle of the country. We’re not
into the north-south divide. We’re into the
whole country getting together. Glasgow is
always incredible; King Tut’s Wah Wah Hut and
Barrowlands both have incredible
atmospheres. The Midlands is also really good
for us, obviously. We first went to see bands at
The [Princess] Charlotte, so that’s really where
it started for us. We did one weird one in
Leicester at a place called the Half Time
Orange. City had just been relegated and we
all felt really flat, but we made the best of it.
Manchester and Leeds always go well too.
They’re rock’n’roll towns – they love their
music. The Night and Day Café was a good
one; and of course The Cockpit in Leeds.
Are there any others which stick out in your
mind as memorable nights?
I think the strangest gig we ever did was in
Tewkesbury. We’d just signed the deal and we
were at that point when you think, right, this is
when things start getting good. So we drove
down there in three cars – an Astra, a Metro, I
forget the other one – and the place turns out
to be a lap-dancing club. There were cages on
either side of the stage. I remember standing
onstage, just imagining what had gone on in
there. It was great!
Kasabian, Brighton Centre, Sat 16 Dec
0870 900 9100 www.brightoncentre.co.uk
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Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s
thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column
the amazing feat of being as boring
as his own name.
“The new James Blunt.” The Times
Wed 27 Sep, 8pm, Komedia, £12/£10
Jazz
Brighton Live 2006
It’s that time of year again, and we at Bare Cheek are
proud to present our handy cut-out-n-wipe-your-arseon-it guide to this unique and eclectic music festival
Indie
The Hellfire Club
Arch, besuited foursome who sing
about drinking absinthe on the Left
Bank in Paris during La Belle
Époque, despite being named after
an 18th century English institution.
And coming from Doncaster.
Fri 29 Sep, 9.30pm, The Freebutt, £6/£5
very soul and map the contours of
memory and pain. None of which
you’ll notice because you’ll be too
busy fancying the lead singer.
Thu 28 Sep, 9pm, Joogleberry Playhouse
£5/£4
Mike Mersey and the Monsters
They were bottom of the bill to The
Beatles, The Stones, The Hollies,
The Kinks, The Zombies, The
Fourmost, and Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick and Titch. And they’re
bottom of the bill here.
Fri 29 Sep, 7.30pm, The Marlborough
£3.50/£1.50
The Eyedroppers
Irony-drenched, Phil Spectorhomaging all-girl band who were
quite good until, in an attack of
bitchiness, they kicked out the only
one who could sing. Or write
songs. And who was also the
best-looking.
Sun 1 Oct, 9pm, Concorde 2, £10/£8
The Girls and the Dogs
This seven-piece Jacques Brelinfluenced band provide dark,
swirling harmonies and sensual,
twisted melodies to pierce the
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Philpotts’s Menagerie of Curios
Local singer-songwriter Steve
Blackberry offers his usual whimsyladen noodlings concerning the life
of his fictional alter ego, Philpotts,
to a silent film back-projection you
can’t quite take seriously because
half your mates are in it.
Wed 27 Sep, 9.30pm, The Arts Club, £6/£4
Laurel and Hardy Shorts
Silent classics Putting Pants On
Philip, From Soup To Nuts, and
You’re Darn Tootin’ with live
accompaniment by Marilyn
Manson, Cradle Of Filth and
Slipknot.
Thu 28 Sep, 7.30pm, Corn Exchange
£20/£16
Electro
Pomme-frites
Jean-Pierre Rameau and Gerard
Couperin regale us with their
peculiarly Gallic form of ice-cool
synth-pop, including such classic
tracks as ‘Donkey Robot Biro 2000’
and ‘Sexy Tank-Top’. With a sneak
preview of their new album Stinky
Screwdriver.
Sat 30 Sep, 8pm, Concorde 2, £12/£10
Rock
Beelzebubbilicious
Once-flavour-of-the-month novelty
heavy-metal funsters will play to a
half-full house of quite sad people.
“We liked them two years ago, but
now we’ve moved onto something
else.” Dazed and Confused
Thu 28 Sep, 9pm, Hove Town Hall,
£12/£10
1977 Starsky and Hutch Annual
Much to the surprise of lead singer
Jed Bolton, who had been just
about to throw the towel in and go
to catering college before being
offered this gig, this
underperforming Brighton band
will be headlining a night of local
indie music. Supported by 1975
Colditz Boardgame and 1978 Water
Margin Jigsaw
Sat 30 Sep, 8.30pm, The Arts Club
£7.50/£6.50
The Ken Ringworm Trio
The legendary jazz pianist, who
has worked with such luminaries
as John Dankworth and Tubby
Hayes and provided scores for
the 1960s movies Hey You, Joey
Smasher! and Give It A Rest,
Nobby Perkins! promises his
usual meandering take on the
great standards.
Thu 28 Sep, 8pm, Pavilion Theatre
£15/£12
Soundtrack to film
Folk
The Silver Family
The Woodingdean folk dynasty,
who for some reason were
revered by the great Cecil Sharp,
continue pulling the wool over the
eyes of an entire nation with their
off-key, grating, unmusical load of
old bollocks.
“Are they still going?” The
Guardian.
Fri 29 Sep, 8pm, The Greys, £10/£8
Acoustic
Mary, Mungo and Midge
Rare acoustic set from the
unbearably fey Scottish sevenpiece.
Tue 25 Sep, 8pm, The Pavilion Theatre
£10/£8
David Robertson
Singer-songwriter who manages
Club nights
Mojo Porkchop
DJ Cup-a-Soup and posse promise
a mix of acid-English-hymnal fusion
and digital hardcore music hall.
Fri 29 Sep, 8.30pm, Pav Tav, £8/£5
Experimental
Ow!
Local promoters Liquefying Shellac
present another showcase of
avant-garde combos, featuring
Toes, Resident Permit, Rusty
Foetus and Phhrrppp!!!, who will
be premiering their latest piece,
‘18 Strings And An Empty Tin Of
Quality Street’, for 18 strings and
an empty tin of Quality Street.
“What is the bloody point?”
The FT.
Sat 30 Sep, 7.30pm, St Nicholas’ Church
£8/£6
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Wed 4 Oct 8pm
TILTED
PRODUCTIONS
A laughing matter
Marjorie’s
World
Unhinged
A new dance theatre work
by award winning
choreographer Maresa Von
Stockert.
What would happen if
instead of our pets we took
our imagination for a walk
and let it off the lead…?
Tue 10 – Wed 11 Oct 8pm
ROYAL COURT
93.2FM
By Levi David Addai
A sharp comedy about
friendship and remaining
loyal to your roots whilst
following your dreams.
‘This is a must see new play,
not only for young people but
for everyone’
Choice FM
What’s on
FRIDAY 29
Boutique:
Madame Collier De Perlier
A darkly seductive and highly
colourful evening from fan
dancers, tourch song divas,
twisted physical theatre and
sensual striptease.
Marlborough Theatre,
07782 278521
8pm, £TBA
Kronenbourg Krater
Comedy Club
Russell Howard, Barry
Castagnola, The Raymond And
Mr Timpkins Revue, Jon
Richardson
Komedia, 01273 647100
7.30pm, £10.50/£8.50
Zap Comedy Club
A brand new comedy night
launches with headliner Ben
Hurley, ably supported by
Christopher Reilly and Angelo
Tsarouchas.
Zap Club , 0844 999 6101
6.30pm £12/£8
Sing-A-Long-A Sound Of Music
Screening of cult film plus on
screen words so you can warble
along to every glorious song!
Pavilion Theatre, 01903 206206
7pm, £13.50
Boutique:
Madame Collier De Perlier
See Friday – a colourful night of
sensual and seductive divas and
dancers.
Marlborough Theatre,
07782 278521
6pm, £TBA
Zap Comedy Club
See Friday – A new comedy
night.
Zap Club 0844 999 6101
6.30pm £12/£8
SUNDAY 1
Laquisha Jonz
@ Bent Double
Bent Double
Gay-friendly stand up comedy
from queen of the chavs, Cult
mega star, Hootchie Momma,
Bling Blang Blung" diva Laquisha
Jonz, Zoe Lyons, Cathy P, Juliet
Myers
Komedia, 01273 647100
7.30pm, £9.50/£7.50
Kronenbourg Krater
Comedy Club
See Friday, with Stephen Grant
MC replacing Jon Richardson.
Komedia, 01273 647100
8pm, £8.50/£6.50/£5
I’ve never really been one to say “I told you so” – chiefly because I
found it could quite easily result in violence against my person,
especially when used towards my brother. However, I can’t say
enough how dead happy I am to be feeling smug at the number of
brand spanking new comedy clubs that keep popping up like
dandelions in a well manicured lawn. Bonza! I’m loving this multitude
of mirth-fests going on around Sussex. I love the fact that you really
don’t have to travel far to get a giggle in this county. I love the fact
that there’s all manner of different nights, from the established big
headline solo shows to the brand new never-been-on-a-stage-before
trembling mic-virgins. Most of all though, I love that this is reflected in
the fact that the listings section on this page has doubled in size. I’m
well happy with that.
Comedy
There’s loads more to come too. Only a couple of weeks ago we saw
the launch of new monthly comedy night, Clapped Out Comedy, at the
Sussex Arts Club, throwing loads of funny comics at us. It was
headlined by Robin Ince who we last saw previewing his one man
show at Komedia just before he trundled on up to the Edinburgh
Festival with it. The most remarkable thing about the show then was
his insistance on having his accordian player next to him on stage to
provide the soundtrack of which he felt his life had been so cruelly
robbed. He was right, of course, making everything a lot more creepy,
slapstick, thoughtful and rambunctious thanks to his cunning
accompanist. Alone on stage this time, he headlined a great night
where newcomer and Jill Edwards comedy workshop graduate, Toby
Whithouse, almost stole the entire show with his ten minute slot.
“By the time I finish the week I want to start my
weekend with lots and lots of sitting down”
SATURDAY 30
Kronenbourg Krater
Comedy Club
Russell Howard, Barry
Castagnola, The Raymond And
Mr Timpkins Revue, Jon
Richardson
Komedia, 01273 647100
7pm & 10.30, £15
Loving the multitude of new mirth fests
cropping up all over our fair county,
Victoria Nangle is all happy and smug
Sidesplitters
Regular Sunday night comedy.
The Providence, 01273 727822
7.30pm, £3
Oi Oi Comedy
Nick Doody headlines, who has
supported Bill Hicks and is a
regular at the Comedy Store.
Also support comes from Pierre
Hollins, Andy Watts, David Zonk
and Gavin Ford
Cafe Blue. Eastbourne,
01323 431774, 9pm, £2
The very next night though, the Pavilion Theatre in Worthing was
launching its sensational new show, Friday Night Live, brought to us
by the team behind The Treason Show. With calibre like that you know
it’s got to be great. My goodness, we’re spoilt for guffaws! And then
this week, if you want to get in on the ground floor yourself for the
opening of a new chuckle-worthy night, don’t miss The Zap’s new
Comedy Club on Friday and Saturday nights. Time to look cool and say
you were there at their first ever gig. Bonus.
I’m living the dream – comedy is taking over Brighton. Apart from
anything else, you’re demanding a touch more variety than your
regular staple of indie bands and drum ‘n’ bass nights provides – and
it’s not because you’re getting bored of the plethora of musical nights.
Personally, I love a good night’s boogie, but by the time I’ve finished
the week I want to start my weekend with a fun night that involves
lots and lots of sitting down. I’m parking my arse and shaking those
stresses right out with a few good belly laughs. In fact – I’m greedy.
Sometimes I won’t even wait til the weekend to get my fix. Booking
into a mid week special from time to time can shake those cramped
muscles right out better than any yoga night – and I can smoke whilst
I’m relaxing.
Fun fortnight
Yes, some serious relaxation opportunities have arrived, and there are
even more just around the corner. We’ve got the Paramount Comedy
Festival for two whole weeks in October – yay! But ambassador, you
are spoiling us. I swear, by the time November comes around The Joker
will have nothing on my permanent grin and Cheech and Chong not a
patch on my mellowness. Roll on relaxation! Laughter is the medicine of
the happiest in the land.
☺
Stand-up wisdom 10: “We buried the cat yesterday. He
wasn’t dead. He was just annoying me.” Dan Allen
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With four weeks to go, expectant mum
Molly just doesn’t know what to expect
Friends from London are coming down later, in fact during my favourite
TV programme – Lost – how thoughtless. Will it be rude if instead of
meeting them at the station, when they arrive I just open the door for
them and run back to the telly shushing them as they say hello? I’m a
bit worried. They want to stay for three whole nights. Sometimes I long
for company but I think three days of constant chatter and discussions
about meals will send me nuts. Umm, what will I be like when the baby
is born? That will be my life.
Even though I miss companionship since the ex left, sometimes I
think I actually like being on my own, in silence. Most of the time I don’t
put music on, I just potter about and listen to the hum of everything.
Well, my upstairs neighbours play brilliant music so I don’t have to put
any on, they save me a fortune in electricity! It’s swings and
roundabouts though, as I think they are using my wireless broadband
connection. They play loads of old rare groove and Stone Roses and
stuff – it’s great, sometimes I think ‘ooh I haven’t heard that in ages’. I’d
put it on myself but then I don’t have to, I can hear it perfectly, they
have a loud system. Brighton conversion flats aren’t great on
soundproofing – thank God we share the same taste in noise pollution.
“I thought about using a ‘parenting doll’ they give
school kids but I thought it would do my head in”
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loads? Will it annoy my neighbours? Will their music disrupt the baby’s
sleep pattern? Will I have to complain about their music? And will they
complain about the baby crying?
Will I want to run away? Will I cope with somebody constantly
needing me? Will it affect my following of Lost series 2? We all know
what a big commitment it is (24 episodes, nearly half a year). If I need
chocolate late at night there will be nobody to look after the baby while I
pop to the 24-hour, could I ask the neighbours? Only joking. My life is
going to change and as an independent (read ‘likes to be in control’)
woman, the scariest thing is I have no way of preparing for it. I thought
about using a ‘teach parenting’ doll they give schoolkids, the dolls that
cry until you pick them up, but then I thought it would do my head in.
The thing I’m forgetting is that I’m concentrating on the disadvantages
of having a baby (as if that will prepare me for it), and not considering
the amazing benefits that right now I can’t even fathom. I looked at a
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Clapped Out Comedy
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Stick It On
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Victoria Nangle
Side Splitters
August Bank Holiday, for many, marks the end of
the summer – it’s back to school, with nothing to
look forward to until Christmas. It is, however, also
the date for the now legendary Stick It On special
at The King and Queen pub on Marlborough Place.
The Caribbean themed all-dayer managed to
condense the mixture and unpredictability of any
festival into the comfort and ease of a Sunday
afternoon session down the local. The courtyard
amply hosted the many early risers. Reggae Steady
Cook were on hand to provide much welcome
cuisine and the village fair entertained all with
classic games such as Smack The Rat and Wheel
DJ Derek
Of Fortune, all in aid of Brighton’s Radio Reverb.
DJ Wheelie Bag, accompanied by the beautiful Wheelettes, thrifted his
way through the afternoon spot. The Wheelie Bag Sound System (enough to
shame the carnival boys of W11), is a converted shopping trolley on which
he plays ska, reggae and good ol’ rock’n’roll, as well as hosting Wheelie
Bingo and Porn Idol.
Former Bristolian accountant DJ Derek, a regular at festivals across the
country, raised the stakes with a mix of classic reggae, ska and dub which
rapidly drew the growing crowds from their tables to the dancefloor. Derek’s
patois provided the backdrop for the setting sun as the chosen few were
biting fingernails as their 15 minutes drew ever closer.
Stick it On’s manifesto is one of good music with no pretence and, with that
in mind, the next three hours had it all. From the poptastic tunes of Franz
Ferdinand and Blur, to Azzido da Bass’s Doom’s Night via the lounge of Lionel
Richie. No poseurs – just an up-for-it crowd having one hell of a party.
Rob, Kate and Tim are moving their regular nights to the Komedia and, if
they are half as good as this, you’re in for a treat.
Stick It On, call 01273 682388 or visit www.stickiton.co.uk)
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A brand new monthly show hit Brighton in
the Sussex Arts Club, to a mixed reaction
from the audience. It’s got to be said that
this audience didn’t mince its words. If it
loved you – as it did Toby Whithouse
especially, as well as James Branch – you
were cheered to the rafters. People were
still demanding more of Toby’s act as they
left at the end of the night.
Unfortunately, this Thursday night crowd
did not appear too enamoured of the
headliner Robin Ince, with his broad
mixture of classical and pop culture
references resulting in a quieter than usual
final third.
All in all it was a good first outing, with some bang-on acts and some
that didn’t quite hit the mark. Ready to be fine tuned, you can be sure
the next line-up will take on board how rambunctious Thursday night
truly can be.
14 September, Sussex Arts Club
Neil Ive
The Wheelie Bag Sound System
If you’re stressed, fed up, skint, bored or
happy (aka ‘in denial’), then head down to
Side Splitters this Sunday. Get hugged by
a warm and friendly atmosphere while you
view the next big and bright stars in
comedy shining, with fresh newbies
supporting hot headliners.
Tony Cowards talked a load of crap (in a
good way I promise!); Andy-Lee Fry took
us on a trip down Sesame Street to
rendezvous with Hitler; Phil Dukes shed
new light on local issues, driving the
city’s comic potential with famous buses
and chips; and headliner Quincy
explained in his boisterous and daring way why he likes big butts
with hilarious ‘Quincy’-essence.
Heckling was convivially handled and made into a running gag funny
enough in itself. Cooking up a sizzling show of raw talent compered by
regular MC Gavin Hanmer who, exploding with talent, provides the
antics with oodles of fun, enthusiasm and zesty energy. All for only £3!
Side Splitters, Sundays, The Providence, 130 Western Road, Hove
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Resistance
The first Friday of every
month the alternative scene
has another night to call
home. Arriving shortly after
opening at 11pm, I was
hoping for another quality
night of industrial, EBM
(Emotional Body Music) and
trad Goth. Resistance is a
spin-off night with former
Deadly Nightshade DJs,
and a night I have enjoyed
many times at the Pressure Point in the past.
The Enigma’s architecture lends itself brilliantly to the dark
atmosphere the music creates, and the folk attending have an admirable
sense of style that really helps to make these alternative nights what
they are. The drinks are the average price for what you would expect on
a Friday in town, and it’s good to let go, looking the way you want
without the thought that some lame chav might make a remark.
Sadly, two points marred the evening. Firstly, a DJ played a below-par
set after being informed the club would close early due to lack of
business at the bar. Secondly, there was a poor turnout, which hopefully
will change as word of mouth works its wonders. Turn up, make the
most of it, as ‘alternative’ here is the norm.
Resistance, first Friday of every month at the Enigma Club, Ship Street, Brighton
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MUSIC
THE BIG GIG
Latest 7’s Top 5 records
Flipron
Biscuits for Cerberus
(album Tiny Dog)
Eccentric and charming offering
from this four-piece who
amalgamate 60s psyche with a
strong musical theatricality, using
a variety of instruments such as
accordion, clarinet, lap steel,
harmonica, dobro and banjulele as
well as the usual
guitar/drums/piano format. Led by
Jesse Budd the band comes
across like a spooky b-movie
haunted house version of the Bad
Seeds, with a great deal of The Third Man stylings, fairground ambience
and late night cabaret vibes.
1
Big Strides
Cry It All Out (album Tall Order Records)
Brilliant three-piece blending bluesy rhythms, wry, often funny lyrics,
innovative song structures and devastating pop hooks – like a funkier and
dirtier Nizlopi fused with G Love and Special Sauce.
2
Scissors For Lefty
Underhanded Romance (album Rough Trade)
American four-piece accomplished debut full of catchy pop hooks, quirky
beats, manic vocals and an infectious rhythmic undertow.
3
James Yorkston
The Year Of The Leopard (album Domino)
Another arresting and intimate work from this candid lyricist that holds
traces of a punk, country and folk influences.
4
Deacon Blue
With 16 Top 40 hits to their name including ‘Real Gone Kid’ and ‘Fergus Sings
The Blues’, the ‘Blue are one of the big success stories of British pop.
Wed 15 Nov, Brighton Centre 0870 9009100
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Mike Rosenberg Band
Philadelphia (single ie:music)
Atmospheric song of longing with a gloriously melancholic production nicely
complimenting Mike’s Paul Simonesque voice and subtle electronics.
5
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HIGHLIGHTS
Juliette & The Licks
Gig guide
Determined to undermine commercial
rock’n’roll, established Hollywood
actress Juliette Lewis (Natural Born
Killers, Kalifornia) put together The Licks
to showcase her love of pure,
unadulterated, chemical-free rock that
finds its best expression on the stage
where Lewis’s natural showwomanship
comes through.
Mixing old school hardcore with new
wave, punk and no-nonsense AC/DC
style rock, its not exactly cutting-edge, but there is an overwhelming
enthusiasm for the project that has found an audience who can’t get
enough of the current zeitgeist for rock, pure and simple. Brighton’s The
Lodge are in support.
Tue 26 Sep, Concorde 2, Brighton
TUESDAY 26
Black Seeds
+ Babyhead
This Wellington-based
seven-piece have
found a great deal of
success in their native
New Zealand – three
albums in and their blend of reggae, dub, funk and soul has won the
hearts and souls of many a Kiwi.
They are now hitting the UK for a tour and for the Brighton date they
will joined by Bristol’s Babyhead, a ten-piece ska and hip hop fusion
who never fail to get the crowd jumping with their infectious, high
energy brass led tomfoolery.
Wed 27 Sep, Concorde 2, Brighton
Fionn Regan
This singer songwriter from Dublin has
been making utterly charming, offbeat
and intelligent music for a few years
now. Based in Brighton for a while,
Regan has re-located back to his
homeland and finally gets his debut
album to see the light of day, the
magical The End of History. Despite
the sparseness of the production, it’s
an album with a subtle punch thanks to
his beguiling vocal delivery, a
fantastically imaginative literary mind,
crisp fingerpicking and strong
melodies. There are no two ways about
it – this is a first class record from a
prodigiously creative talent.
Thu 28 Sep, Komedia, Brighton
Sparks
Very much like Marmite, you either love
The Sparks and their high camp, over the
top rock-opera histrionics or you loathe
them with a murderous zeal, their
pompous, utterly pretentious, art rock
w**k. Me? Well, just to completely, but
compellingly, contradict myself, I will take
the middle ground. In other words, I’m
amused by their sheer cheek, their lyrical
humour, their outrageous production
values and the fact that they manage to
outdo Queen at times. Even if it is all
rather irritating and quite mental! Still, the
music they make is remarkably
sophisticated, and rather addictive once
you give it a listen or two…
Sun 1 Oct, Dome, Brighton
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Mike Williams + John Pring
+ Rachel Hawker
Acoustic singer songwriters.
Cella, 01273 770006, 8pm, £4
Juliette & The Licks
+ The Lodge
Pure rock’n’roll energy from this
actress/rock singer with band.
Concorde 2, 01273 673311
7.30pm, £10
Fuji & Miyagi + Coin-Op
+ Black Tulips
Brighton Live.
Audio, 01273 606906, 7pm, £free
Charlottefield + The Headquarters
+ In God We Trust
Brighton Live.
Hectors, 01273 688869
9pm, £free
New Orleans Echoes
Mid-Sussex Jazz Club.
Clair Hall, Haywards Heath
01444 455440, 8pm, £6
Teddy Thompson
Son of Richard and Linda
Thompson but much more pop
orientated.
The Ravenswood, Sharpthorne,
01342 714810, 8pm, £13/11
Sarah Jane Morris
Nina Simone meets Janis Joplin.
Komedia, 01273 647100
8pm, £12/10
Badger Music
Singer-songwriter evening.
Western Front, 01273 725656
8.30pm, £free
WEDNESDAY 27
Black Seeds + Babyhead
7-piece funk, dub and soul from
New Zealand plus hip hop/ska
energy of Bristol’s Babyhead.
Concorde 2, 01273 673311
8.30pm, £10
Rod Picott Band
Outstanding Nashville band at
this new venue – a marquee
behind The Anchor Inn pub in
Barcombe. Mike Lance, formerly
the Greys landlord, is now
promoting gigs there following
the closure of The Hanbury.
Anchor Inn, Barcombe
01273 400414, 8pm, £10
Thea Gilmore
UK singer songwriter who has
released a stream of acclaimed
albums.
Komedia, 01273 647100
8pm, £15
The Poppycocks + My Federation
+ The Burns Unit
Brighton Live.
Prince Albert, 01273 730499
8pm, £free
Kate Walsh + Charlot Webster
+ David Jenner
Brighton Live.
Constant Service, 01273607058
8pm, £free
Electrical
Chemical beats, alt-rock and
electronica with Newvolution,
Freudstein, Golden Section.
Komedia, 01273 647100, 8pm,
£7/5
Ry Byron & The Gentlemen
+ Floors & Walls + The Crave
+ Dirty Vendetta
Ocean Rooms, 01273 699069
8pm, £3
Joe Brown + Sam Brown
Original rock’n’roller who once
played with Johnny Cash on his
UK tour. Still making albums and
this British institution deserves a
reappraisal. He’ll be joined by
his talented daughter, Sam.
Pavilion Theatre, Worthing
01903 206206, 7.30pm,
£19.50/17.50
Magic Bullet Band + August
+ Super Lamb Bananas
Providence, 01273 727822
8pm, £1
Flamenco
Dance and music.
Joogleberry Playhouse
01273 687171, 8pm, £3
Keep It Simple + Deano Rhino
+ Hattie Eyes
Pav Tav, 8pm, £free
Cella Jazz
Regula jam session with singers.
Cella, 01273 770006, 8.30pm, £3/2
The Legendary Bee’s Mouth
Weekly open mic.
Arthouse, 01273 770083
8pm, £free
THURSDAY 28
Chamboa
Chilled out flamenco rhythms
with a Middle Eastern vibe from
these huge Spanish stars
Komedia, 01273 647100, 9pm,
£12/10
Fionn Regan
Highly literate and supremely
talented singer songwriter with
a great new album to promote,
The End Of History.
Komedia, 01273 647100
8.30pm, £8
Health & Pleasure
Mint Leaf Café, 01273 323824
7.30pm, £free
Stanley Robertson
Travelling storyteller and singer.
Royal Oak, Lewes, 01273 478124
8.30pm, £5
The Kooks + Larrikin Love
Return to their hometown for a
respite from world domination.
Dome, 01273 709709
7.30pm, SOLD OUT
Little Wonder + Company Hollow
Pav Tav, 8pm, £free
Red Feather + Tim Keegan
+ Toby Slater
Brighton Live.
Cella, 01273 770006, 8.30pm, FREE
Pushca + Early Morning
Soundtrack + Pope Joan
Brighton Live.
Providence, 01273 727822
8pm, £free
The Lanes + Manuka
+ The Spectors
Brighton Live.
Hectors, 01273 688869
9pm, £free
Peggy Sue & The Pirates
+ Homescience + The Dials
Brighton Live.
Red Roaster, 01273 686668
8pm, £free
FRIDAY 29
T-Rextasty
Annual gig for this tribute band.
Concorde 2, 01273 673311
7.30pm, £8
Arnie Somogyi’s Ambulance
Brighton Jazz Club.
Sussex Arts Club, 01273 727371
8pm, £10/8
She Said
Twisted country and blackhumoured rockabilly from
Dominique Noiret and band.
Komedia, 01273 647100
8.30pm, £8
La Follia + Florilegium
Early music concert.
Old Market, 01273 736222
4pm, £tbc
Will Young
Also 30 Sept.
Brighton Centre, 0870 9009100
7.30pm, £30
The Flews + Hamilton Yarns
+ Mary Hampton
Brighton Live.
Cella, 01273 770006, 8pm, £free
The Mutts + Bad Machine
+ Czar Creek
Brighton Live.
Freebutt, 01273 603974
8pm, £free
Los Albertos + The Miserable
Rich + Matt English
Brighton Live.
Mad Hatters, 01273 722279
7pm, £free
Sweet Charlotte
Rock, pop, alternative.
Hare & Hounds, 9pm, free
Will Young
Also 29 Sept.
Brighton Centre, 0870 9009100
7.30pm, £30
Dennis Locorriere
Former Dr Hook frontman.
Martlets Hall, Burgess Hill
01444 242888, 8pm, £16
Journey South + Marli Buck
Dome, 01273 709709, 7.30pm, £20
Best of Brighton Live
As part of Brighton Live,
Concorde 2 is hosting a ‘Later
with Jools Holland’ style event
with three stages around the
venue, allowing a multitude of
acts.
Concorde 2, 01273 673311
2-7pm, free
Miss Al Brown Presents
Brighton Live.
Cella, 01273 770006, 8pm, free
Jah Wobble
Forging his own maverick path
ever since playing bass with PiL
via a love affair with eastern and
global music.
Komedia, 01273 647100, 9pm, £15
Gwyneth Herbert
Smooth jazz singer. Part of the
Chiddingly Festival.
Village Hall, Chiddingly
01825 872401, 7.30pm, £10
Ensemble Fidicinium
+ The Gonzaga band
Early music concert.
Old Market, 01273 736222
3pm, £tbc
Autumn Red + They? + KiliRace
Brighton Live.
Providence, 01273 727822
8pm, £free
Matty Eeles
Flamenco band.
Mint Leaf Café, 01273 323824
7.30pm, £free
SUNDAY 1
The Sparks
Brothers Ron and Russell Mael
have just released their 20th
album, Hello Young Lovers.
Dome, 01273 709709
8pm, £22.50/20
The Sand Band
MCed by pianist Paul Sand.
Cella (upstairs), 01273 770006
6pm, £4/2
The Memphis Recording
Service
New vehicle for ex-She Said
guitarist Mike Ross, and member
of rockabilly band Jailbait and
Taller Than.
Ranelagh, Brighton, 8pm, free
Mediva + Gary Cooper
+ Trinity Baroque
Early music concert.
Old Market, 01273 736222
11am, £tbc
Soul Reality Collective
Soulful vibes, top session
musicians and fantastic guest
vocalists for this regular get
together.
Cella, 01273 770006, 7.30pm, £5/4
Acoustic Chill
Three singer songwriters.
Pav Tav, 8pm, free
The Desparate Ones
Haunting Brel influenced band.
Joogleberry Playhouse
01273 687171, 8pm, £6
MONDAY 2
Daniel O’Donnell
Too awful for words…
Brighton Centre, 0870 9009100
7.30pm, £27.50/25.50
Breed 77
Highly rated British metal band.
Concorde 2, 01273 673311
7.30pm, £8
SATURDAY 30
Baby Charles
Raw funk band with great lead
singer in Dionne Charles.
Joogleberry Playhouse
01273 687171, 8pm, £6
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They are Kookin’
In a rich week for live music the icing on the
cake will be the hometown gig for The Kooks
What more can we
say except that in
years to come they
might be referring
to The Kooks as
Brighton’s most
successful band.
But it didn’t always
look that way –
their very first gig,
while students at
BIMM, saw them
as a duo and by
general consent
they were pretty
poor. But, hey! You
have to start from
somewhere and
very rapidly they have moved effortlessly up the commerical ladder to
such an extent that they have already supported the Rolling Stones,
notched up nearly a million in sales of their debut album and stormed
the charts on a regular basis.
What is the appeal? Well, their scuzzy yet fresh-faced looks, the
fuzzed-up guitar-driven songs with a distinct Englishness that has
seen them being bracketed with the likes of Ray Davies, Supergrass
and Blur, and their impressive depth and knowledge of music past and
present, despite their relative youth.
This will be a fine celebration of young British guitar music with the
bonus of the excellent Larrikin Love and new kids on the block Cat the
Dog.
Thu 28 Sep, Dome, Brighton
BRIGHTON SCENE
A weekly round-up of the best of Brighton
Roger Davies, Tue 26 Sep,
Brighton Live takes up all our interest this
Joogleberry
week. But with so much going on we only
have enough room to pick a few highlights –
best to pick up a programme or visit
www.brightonlive.net for the full lowdown.
The gospel tinged The Robot Heart mix it
up with BIMM student Cordelia Fellowes and
the humourous lyrics of Yorkshire bard Roger
Davies (Tue 26 Sep, Joogleberry). Over at the
Constant Service on the same day the
gorgeous ccountry bluegrass of Mountain
Firework Company trade licks with the raw
gypsy acoustic punk of Matt Oldfield.
Featuring one-time Massive Attack guest
vocalist Debbie Clare, Oom’s dense guitar
fusion matches up with the fabulous country
folk of The Gin Club and Breaking
Jailbait, Fri 29 Sept, Audio
Point.(Wed 27 Sep, Red Roaster).
Big indie rock guitar sounds from Pushca
fuse with the Early Morning Soundtrack and
the up and coming Pope Joan (Thu 28 Sep).
Rock’n’roll reprobates Jailbait trade blows
with the reggae-infused Carlo Sandblow and
Turning Green (Fri 29 Sep, Audio). While over
at Mad Hatters on the same day the ska
driven Los Albertos get friendly with The
Miserable Rich and the raw folk-blues of
Matt English.
Anti-folksters Bobby McGees take over the friendly and intimate
Arthouse (Sat 30 Sep) while during the day Concorde 2 transforms itself
into a Jools Holland ‘Later’ type event with three stages for a multitude
of bands between 2-7pm.
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Simply divine, dahling
Wild Fruit 14th Birthday Party @ Creation
Proving that you can have your birthday cake and eat it, Wild Fruit lurches
further into its teenage years with a special 14th birthday bash featuring a
special set from Norman Cook.
As ever, it’s a chance to play ‘dress up’ for the evening, so indulge your
inner trailer park denizen by paying homage to trashmeister John Waters
and his infamous star of stars, Divine.
If you’re really feeling inspired to don a bit of ghastly glamour there’s a
chance to flaunt it on the special Wild Fruit ‘catwalk of filth’, with five
hundred quids’ worth of prizes for the best Divine-inspired divas.
Wild Fruit 14th Birthday @ Creation, Sun 1 October
Club listings
All nights run from 10pm–2am
unless otherwise stated
TUESDAY 26
Snide @ Audio Indie. £2
Guerilla Rock @ Gloucester
Indie tunes. £2
Forum @ b’lo Student party. 99p
Corrosion @ Honeyclub
Punk, hardcore and metal. £3/£2
Funkylicious @ The Zap
Funky house anthems. £Free
Pop @ Po Na Na Chart action.
£5
WEDNESDAY 27
Emancipation @ Joogleberry
Playhouse Leftfield dance. £free
No Nonsense @ Honey Club
Student requests. £4/3/1.50
Fun-ki Disco @ Casablanca
Funky sounds. £2/1/free
Supercharged @ Audio
Breaks with Soul of Man. £4/£2
Shamble @ Funky Buddha
Lounge Old and new
indie/alternative. £2/1
The Pit @ Gloucester
Rock and metal stalwart. £3/£2
Aba Shanti @ Volks
Heavyweight dub. £tbc
Born in the 80s @ The Beach
Eighties tunes. £3/80p
THURSDAY 28
Wrong Music @ Volks Sickbag
and Hyperdriver. £5
Mad for It @ Brighton
Gloucester Indie action. £3/£1.50
Chopper Choons @ The Zap
Kitsch pleasure. £free for NUS.
Contagious @ Honeyclub
Classic house blended with a bit
of commercial R’n’B. £4/£2
Dynamite Boogaloo @ Audio
Legendary pop/kitsch night.
£4/£3
Sambation @ Casablanca
Sunny Brazilian flavours. £5
Dancefloor jazz. £6/5
Da Doo Ron Ron and her little
Sisters @ b’lo Female fronted
tunes from the 60s to now. £5
Hospitality @ Audio Drum and
Bass with Logistics. £10/8/6
Club Pod @ Enigma
FRIDAY 29
Sixties and mod for the bods.
In the Midnight Hour @ Komedia £5/£3
Authentic R’n’B. £5/3
Monkey @ Gloucester
Zane Lowe @ The Zap Radio
House magic from the Wild Fruit
One indiemeister comes down to crew. £10/£7/£6/£5
Brighton. £tbc
Mo Money @ Core Club Hip hop
Kung Fu @ Concorde2 Jehst and and ragga. £8/£5
Rodney P. £10
Hold Up! @ Arc Popular indie
Hed Kandi @ Honey Club Sexy
night. £5
house both old and new. £13
Penthouse Playhouse @ Koo
A Date with the Night @ Sumo
Klub Sexy house for a sexy
Electro/indie/no wave. £3
crowd. £16/12/10
Rip it Up @ Pav Tav Indie
Sevensins @ Honeyclub
anthems. £5
Big room house and electro with
The House Sessions @ Lo
Corvin Dalek. £12/£10
Lounge Quality house with
Pimpbitchdisko @ Ocean Rooms
regular guests. £5/4/3/Free
Retox with Hacienda favourite
Rebel Beats @ Ocean Rooms
Graham Gold. £10/£8/£5
Eclectic jazzmeister Gilles
Whipped @ Sumo House music
Peterson. £7/5
old and new. £5/£3
Candy @ Arc Hip hop.
Funky Fish Club @ New
10pm–2.30am, £5/£4
Madeira Hotel Funk, soul and
Kick Out The Jams
jazz. £4 B4 11pm/£5 after
@ Gloucester Indie nuttiness.
SUNDAY 1
£4/£3
Wild Fruit @ Creation 14th
Thank Funk It’s Friday @ Funky
birthday bash/Divine-themed
Buddha Lounge DJ Sean Quinn
keeps it upbeat and funky. £6/£5 trash fest starring Brighton’s one
and only Norman Cook. £12/10/8
Autopsy Drum and Bass
Cash Queen @ Koo Klub
Sessions @ Volks Featuring
Sunday party. £7/5
Jungle DJs Unknown Error and
Medic. £7
MONDAY 2
Stompa Phunk @ Audio
Stardust @ Honeyclub
Underground house music with
Monday madness. 90p
Sancho Panza. £5/4
We Love 90s @ The Beach
SATURDAY 30
Tunes 90s tuneage. £2/Free
Playroom @ The Zap Next level
house in an innovative setting.
£tbc
Ape X Pirate Party @ Concorde2
Techno and broken beats. £8/5
FTPA @ Candy Bar Homo
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Jazz Rooms @ Jazz Place
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Warm your Soul @ Funky
Buddha Lounge Classic soul and
funk. £2/free
Lust @ Arc Fresh breakbeats.
£5/£4
Fools Gold @ Pav Tav Indie. £3/1
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THERHYME
Robin Matheou’s
Eminemmylou
Mic socialites throwin’ lyrics at you!
The Rare Kind Gallery, England’s first and only
graffiti art gallery, is moving locations this month
after four years. I spoke to owner David Samuel
You had a party at the shop just before the move. How did it go?
It was our last open mic and instore jam at the shop, we’ve had loads
since 2003 and I thought we needed to have one more to let it all go off
with a bang. It was amazing; people came from all over, as well all the
local heads. We got some pieces put up in the shop and it was a great
day for all.
Will the open mics be continuing at the new shop?
It’s something to be worked on, I definitely want to do some sort of
party thing there
What’s different about the new shop?
There’s going to be brand new stuff. It’s a whole new Rare Kind Gallery,
there’s going to be a lot more art and other bits and pieces but you’ll
have to come to the new shop to find out. There’s also going to be
loyalty cards for the first 100 customers.
And so Rare Kind Records is also moving?
It’s three floors: the ground floor’s the gallery, the second floor will be
shared between art and music and the third floor is solely dedicated to
the music. So you can go up two flights of stairs and see all the mad
paintings and prints and record covers and then at the top, HP has got
the biggest collection of hip hop, breaks and beats on the south coast.
Anything else on the horizon?
The new Rare Kind website, done by Delarge, is launching at the same
time as the shop. I’m also going to be customising car panels for the
London to Brighton Smart Car rally.
There’s also a documentary coming soon. What’s that about?
It’s about the last four years at the shop and the Rare Kind
gallery/family. If anyone has any footage or photos, please let us know
so we can include it in the documentary. And if you feel like you’re a
head and need interviewing contact us as well. The film’s explaining
what Rare Kind is and what’s happened here. It all started off as a small
crew of graffiti writers and now it’s turned into a massive group of
people doing all kind of things to do with graffiti and hip hop culture. It
will be out early next year and we’re going to get Louis Slipperz and 184
and a couple of others to do the music for it. The preview is on the Rare
Kind gallery’s My Space page.
Photo credit: Matt Garcia
What fond memories are you taking from the North Road shop?
All the people I’ve met, all the open mics and rappers that have come
in, it’s been a great memory. I’m very grateful and I want to thank the
Brighton scene for taking part, helping me do it and making it a home.
The Rare Kind Gallery is now situated at 104 Trafalgar Street. For more info visit
www.rarekind.co.uk and www.myspace.com/therarekindgallery
The UK’s first and only rap and spoken word
column. This week, it’s The Blue Hearts
Which band sings songs so
sad they break your hearts?
Touching guitar strings to
reach the most sensitive parts
Stretch your heartstrings till
they twang and burst
Songs sang so sad, like a love
that’s cursed
The Strange Fruit Tree
In a summer dress of moonlight white
You came to leave with me that night
And all our hopes and all our prayers
We packed up for the ride
Your hair was black and tied right back
Red ribbon soft against your skin
You held my hand and we made our plans
And we rejoiced in all our sin
O my love, you will always stay with me
You can lie in my arms beneath the shade
Of the strange fruit tree
I was laughing at your window
All prophets stood there silent
In your arms held so tender
I watched your ribbon start to flutter
Just a cry before left me
You slipped from hand so slowly
I wept and looked and looked and wept
At the ribbon round your neck
So I sit here with your memory
Existing with the cold and lonely
Waiting for my heart to heal
But I know it never will
I will climb up through the branches
With your ribbon torn and faded
Kiss it once before I tied it
And pray to God I can’t deny it
Send more lyrics, all poets and rhymers out there...
For coverage in this magazine email editorial@thelatest.co.uk
Send rhymes and a pic to: eminemmylou@thelatest.co.uk
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0871 224 4007
Tuesday 26
Thursday 28
TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY
BOBBY (12A) 1.00, 3.25, 6.00, 8.30
THE QUEEN (12A) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30
THE BLACK DAHLIA (15) 2.30, 8.30
YOU, ME AND DUPREE (12A) 3.45, 6.15
LITTLE MAN (12A) 1.00 VOLVER (15) 1.00, 8.45
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (U) 3.30, 6.00, 8.30
CHILDREN OF MEN (15) 1.00, 3.25, 6.00, 8.30
CLERKS 2 (15) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.45
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (15) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30
TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY
BOBBY (12A) 1.00, 3.25, 6.00, 8.30
THE QUEEN (12A) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30
THE BLACK DAHLIA (15) 2.30, 5.45, 8.30
YOU, ME AND DUPREE (12A) 3.45
LITTLE MAN (12A) 1.00 VOLVER (15) 1.00, 8.45
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (U) 3.30, 6.00, 8.30
CHILDREN OF MEN (15) 1.00, 3.25, 6.00, 8.30
CLERKS 2 (15) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.45
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (15) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30
THE WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY (15)
10.30
Wednesday 27
TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY
BOBBY (12A) 1.00, 3.25, 6.00, 8.30
THE QUEEN (12A) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30
THE BLACK DAHLIA (15) 2.30, 5.45, 8.30
YOU, ME AND DUPREE (12A) 3.45
LITTLE MAN (12A) 1.00 VOLVER (15) 1.00, 8.45
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (U) 3.30, 6.00, 8.30
CHILDREN OF MEN (15) 1.00, 3.25, 6.00, 8.30
CLERKS 2 (15) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.45
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (15) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30
Films showing Friday 29– Monday 2
TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY
BOBBY (12A) THE QUEEN (12A)
WORLD TRADE CENTER (12A)
THE BLACK DAHLIA (15)
YOU, ME AND DUPREE (12A) LITTLE MAN (12A)
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (U)
CHILDREN OF MEN (15) CLERKS 2 (15)
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (15) VOLVER (15)
PLEASE CHECK WITH CINEMA FOR CONFIRMATION
OF FILMS SHOWING FROM FRIDAY
www.picturehouses.co.uk
01273 626261
Tuesday 26
Saturday 30
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (U) 2.00, 4.00,
6.30, 9.00
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (U) 11.00, 2.00, 4.00,
6.30, 9.00
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (U) 6.30
ET: 20TH ANNIVERSARY (U) 11.00 Kids’ Club
THE PASSENGER (12A) 1.30
WHO KILLED THE ELECTRIC CAR? (U) 4.00
ZIDANE: A 21ST CENTURY PORTRAIT (U) 9.00
Thursday 28
Sunday 1
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (U) 2.00, 4.00, 6.30,
9.00
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (U) 6.30
WHO KILLED THE ELECTRIC CAR? (U) 2.00
ZIDANE: A 21ST CENTURY PORTRAIT (U) 4.00,
9.00
Wednesday 27
Friday 29
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (U) 2.00, 6.30
WITHNAIL AND I (15) 11.00pm
ZIDANE: A 21ST CENTURY PORTRAIT (U) 4.00, 9.00
Monday 2
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (U) 2.00, 6.30
ZIDANE: 21ST CENTURY PORTRAIT (U) 4.00, 9.00
www.cineworld.co.uk
01273 818094
Tuesday 26
Thursday 28
THE QUEEN (12A) 12.10, 2.45, 5.30, 8.00
LITTLE MAN (12A) 12.30
YOU, ME AND DUPREE (12A) 12.20
THE BLACK DAHLIA (15) 1.20, 4.00, 6.40, 9.20
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (15) 3.20, 6.00
TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF
RICKY BOBBY (12A) 1.10, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30
TRUST THE MAN (15) 11.40, 1.55, 4.15, 6.35, 9.00
CHILDREN OF MEN (15) 11.35, 2.05, 4.35, 7.10,
9.45
DIRTY SANCHEZ: THE MOVIE (18) 2.40, 5.00,
7.20, 9.40
CLERKS 2 (15) 11.30, 1.50, 4.10, 6.30, 8.50
FIREWALL (12A) 11.00
THE QUEEN (12A) 12.10, 2.45, 5.30, 8.00
LITTLE MAN (12A) 12.30
YOU, ME AND DUPREE (12A) 12.20
THE BLACK DAHLIA (15) 1.20, 4.00, 6.40, 9.20
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (15) 3.20, 6.00, 8.30
TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF
RICKY BOBBY (12A) 1.10, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30
TRUST THE MAN (15) 11.40, 1.55, 4.15, 6.35, 9.00
CHILDREN OF MEN (15) 11.35, 2.05, 4.35, 7.10,
9.45
DIRTY SANCHEZ: THE MOVIE (18) 2.40, 5.00,
7.20, 9.40
CLERKS 2 (15) 11.30, 1.50, 4.10, 6.30, 8.50
Wednesday 27
Films showing
Friday 29 – Monday 2
THE QUEEN (12A) 12.10, 2.45, 5.30, 8.00
LITTLE MAN (12A) 12.30
YOU, ME AND DUPREE (12A) 12.20
THE BLACK DAHLIA (15) 1.20, 4.00, 6.40, 9.20
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (15) 3.20, 6.00, 8.30
TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF
RICKY BOBBY (12A) 1.10, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30
TRUST THE MAN (15) 11.40, 1.55, 4.15, 6.35, 9.00
CHILDREN OF MEN (15) 11.35, 2.05, 4.35, 7.10,
9.45
DIRTY SANCHEZ: THE MOVIE (18) 2.40, 5.00,
7.20, 9.40
CLERKS 2 (15) 11.30, 1.50, 4.10, 6.30, 8.50
THE QUEEN (12A)
LITTLE MAN (12A)
YOU, ME AND DUPREE (12A)
THE BLACK DAHLIA (15)
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (15)
TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF
RICKY BOBBY (12A)
TRUST THE MAN (15)
CHILDREN OF MEN (15)
DIRTY SANCHEZ: THE MOVIE (18)
CLERKS 2 (15)
Gardner Arts
Orion Cinema
University of Sussex Campus, Falmer, Brighton
box office 01273 685861 www.gardnerarts.co.uk
PLEASE CHECK WITH CINEMA FOR CONFIRMATION
OF FILMS SHOWING FROM FRIDAY
Cyprus Road, Burgess Hill
box office 01444 243300 www.orioncinema.com
Sunday 1
Tuesday 26–Thursday 28
TIDELAND (15) 4.00
THE WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY (15) 7.00
THE QUEEN (12A) 6.00, 8.20 (& 2.00 Wed 27)
TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY
BOBBY (12A) 7.30
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From Horace Ové’s film ‘Pressure’
In the making
Max Leonard looks at a little thing called SPACE, and
discovers old films finally made digital and available online
Communications breakdown somewhere meant that I missed the
opportunity to tell you about the last (and first) instalment of an
interesting new film and media night on in town. The SPACE (Southern
Performance And Creative Energies) is, as its name suggests, a multidisciplinary event now happening monthly.
Aimed at Brighton’s creative community, it provides an environment
for debate and relaxation but also a space for networking and gaining
contacts so that, ideally, people desirous of work can find some. I’m
annoyed to have missed it – not because I want any work (I try to avoid
it), but because they had special guest interviews with Tim Pope,
creator of some seminal music video moments since back when I was
in short trousers. It was he who did the Cure-in-a-wardrobe video (“it
really pricks people’s pincushions”), and a bevy of David Bowie and Soft
Cell promos from back in the day, as well as newer work like the Kaiser
Chief’s ‘Every Day I Love You Less And Less’ and a sweet one for a Jim
Noir song featuring nudists and a gnome (check them out on
www.timpope.tv). Plus there was a chat with William Nicholson, Oscarnominated screenwriter for Gladiator.
Next month’s event takes place once again at the Algarve Suite of the
New Madeira Hotel, Marine Parade. Taking place on 3 October, it
features an appearance by Roy Greenslade, media commentator for The
Guardian. Plus there’s a chat with Nick Gillard, one of the film world’s
most in-demand stuntmen. He’s taught Jedi knights how to handle their
light sabres, doubled for Tom Cruise and played the alien queen in
Aliens. He looks nothing like that in real life, though, and should have
some great James Bond-related stories to share. It costs just £2.50.
Light years ahead
Totally off the point, perhaps, but I received a press release from the
BFI the other day announcing that they’ve started digitising their archive
and making it available online. As the national custodians of film history,
they’ve got some kind of duty to share it with the nation and, until
recently, that meant travelling up to London and descending into the
archive itself. I did it once, to watch an old silent movie for a course I
was doing, and they just left me to it, with an old Steinbeck machine, a
diagram of how to thread the film through, and three precious reels of a
film by GW Pabst from 1926. I couldn’t help feeling that I was going to
loop it wrongly and snap the film. OK, they weren’t originals, they were
viewing copies, but still, it was a bit scary. Now though, they’re putting
up films from the collection for download. How cool is that? You have to
pay a little bit, sure, but there are thousands of films in the collection
that you simply wouldn’t get to see if it weren’t for an initiative like this.
They’ve started with over 30 films from Dziga Vertov, Horace Ové, Frank
Hurley (who filmed Shackleton’s expedition to Antarctica in 1914) and
more. You then get to keep them indefinitely on your computer and all
profits go towards the upkeep of the archive. An invaluable resource for
film fans and film-makers, and aeons ahead of commercial studios!
Got anything to say about Brighton film? Email me: maxl@breathe.com
The SPACE. Tue 3 Oct, 7pm, New Madeira Hotel, Marine Parade
www.thespace.me.uk www.bfi.org.uk/filmdownloads.html
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L7 lowdown
What’s showing reviewed
The Queen (12A) 7 selects
Director Stephen Frears
What are the royal family like behind closed doors?
It’s something we’ve all wondered at some point or
another. Away from the media presentation, there is
a family who deals with every day emotions like the
rest of us, but have to contend with the media’s
critical eye and heading a country. Helen Mirren
plays Her Majesty and carries the part off well with
elegance and quiet charm. Dealing with the events
of Princess Diana’s death nine years ago, the film
approaches the subject sensitively, while
incorporating actual footage of a nation in mourning
and a recreation of the car crash, adding to the
authentic, documentary feel attempted by Stephen
Frears. A whole host of researchers have ensured
facts and dates are as accurate as possible, while
the casting of the family members and Prime
Minister Tony Blair fit well within the story. Dealing
with media attacks and an approaching election,
we see how the Queen copes, giving us a fairly
accurate portrait of a life we know very little about.
Talladega Nights: The Ballad
Of Ricky Bobby (12A) Director Adam McKay
Now this is more like it. Will Ferrell doing what
he does best, playing a moronic hero once more.
Ferrell is great as Ricky Bobby, the NASCAR
driver with more wheels than brain cells, and
John C Reilly plays Ferrell’s best buddy/Judas
with an immaculate charm. It is good to see
Reilly doing more comedy because he has a real
talent for it. Britain’s Ali G (Sacha Baron Cohen)
plays the evil French driver, hellbent on
destroying Ricky’s career and possibly stealing a
little kiss at the same time! The film is sheer
lunacy – the bit with Ferrell running round
convinced he is on fire had me laughing harder
than anything in Anchorman.
If you like silliness then you’ll love this – this is a
definite take-your-brain-out and watch kind of
film and I loved it!
SR
Showing at Odeon, Cineworld and Orion Cinema
Also showing
Zara Friend
Showing at Cineworld, Odeon and Orion Cinema
Trust The Man (15)
Director Bart Freundlich
David Duchovny (The X-Files) plays Tom, who is
stuck in a sexless but stable marriage with
Rebecca. Compare this to the relationship of
Rebecca’s brother, who is facing serious
commitment phobia to his girlfriend. Using these
two relationships, Freundlich explores infidelity
and break-ups with entertaining results. Actor
David Duchovny stands out here and certainly
hasn’t been on our screens enough since his days
as part of the FBI.
ZF
Showing at Cineworld from this weekend
The female lead, played by Kate Hudson goes
from hating to loving Mr Dupree in such an
unconvincing way you can hardly blame Matt
Dillon’s character for getting mad at them both,
and the final conclusion is so obvious and cheesy
I had to avert my eyes. Basically this is a great
date movie, but I wouldn’t go and see it with your
mates – it might get a little soppy for them.
Stefan Reszczynski
Showing at Odeon & Cineworld
You, Me And Dupree (12A)
Directors Anthony and Joe Russo
Owen Wilson and Matt Dillon pair up in this rom
com that puts more emphasis on the rom than
the com. Now I think Owen Wilson is a comedy
genius and Matt Dillon can be a funny guy too,
but after seeing both of them in comedic
classics like The Wedding Crashers and There’s
Something About Mary, You Me And Dupree is a
bit of a let down. Yes it’s funny, yes I laughed,
but it just wasn’t as funny as their other movies.
Run the disk
Clerks 2 (15) Twelve years after the original Clerks was
released and we are blessed with a sequel.
Rather than going for a remake of the black and
white classic (let’s face it, who would, as the
original was pretty perfect), Kevin Smith finally
brings us Clerks 2 – a day following Dante’s last
shift at work before moving to sunny Florida with
his rich fiancée. A hilarious new outing that
retains the enjoyment and fun of the original, with
no previous (Clerks) experience necessary.
ZF
ET: 20th Anniversary (U)
Everyone’s favourite extraterrestrial returns to the
big screen at the Duke of York’s this week,
charming a new generation of film-goers.
A young Drew Barrymore is part of the family
who takes care of the big-eyed alien who just
wants to go home. Great family fun.
ZF
To watch or not to watch? Let L7’s DVD reviews help you answer the question
The Night Porter (18) ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Unknown White Male (12) ★★★★★
Tristan & Isolde (12) ★ ★ ★ ★★
Director Liliana Cavani (1974)
Charlotte Rampling and Dirk
Bogarde star as a concentration
camp survivor and her former
captor who run into each other
in a Viennese hotel years after
the war. He is weary and
resigned to his upcoming war
crimes trial, she is affluent but
empty; both become emboldened
when they embark on a wordless, carnal affair.
Oozing compulsive lust and exploitative sexuality,
it’s a timeless, sometimes discomfiting classic.
Director Rupert Murray
Documentary following Doug Bruce,
an ex-stockbroker who suddenly
finds himself with no recollection of
his past life. Through this journey of
rediscovery the question arises: are
we following Bruce’s reintroduction
to reality, or an elaborate hoax?
Apparently Doug saw no clichés or
stereotypes, yet much of the film is
nothing but, down to the predictable montages of
childhood pursuits. Still, the ambiguity of whether he
is for real makes the film compelling, despite its flaws.
Director Kevin Reynolds
This Ridley Scott-produced
version of Wagner’s opera
dispenses with the singing but
hangs onto the Romeo And Juliet
theme of enemies in love, based
on a medieval legend. Set in an
era of Anglo-Irish war, the story
follows Cornish orphan Tristan and
Isolde, daughter of the belligerent
king of Ireland. They fall in love to a backdrop of
betrayal and invasion, with illicit trysts, power
struggles and sacrifice to keep the pace flying.
Danielle Seitz
Carla Taylor
DS
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Sex & blood
& Raquin’s role
Local thespians Despicable Acts bring a brand
spanking new production of Zola’s shocking
novel Thérèse Raquin to Gardner Arts Centre
Emile Zola’s novel caused shock, outrage and horror when first
published in the 1860s. Set in Paris in the mid 19th Century, Zola’s first
major novel Thérèse Raquin was uninhibited. It’s a portrayal of madness,
adultery and ghostly revenge which brought the 27 year old author a
notoriety that followed him throughout his life. The plot focuses on
Thérèse who, trapped in a stifling, loveless marriage to her cousin,
embarks on a tempestuous affair with family friend, Laurent. Their
dreams of staying together lead to a vicious murder, plunging them
headlong into a horrific downward spiral through sickness, twisted
violence, madness and death.
The book’s lurid themes caused a huge public scandal at the time of
its publication, with critics denouncing the work as ‘putrid’ and ‘a pool of
filth and blood’ and branding Zola as a ‘pornographer’. Playwright Henrik
Ibsen declared “Zola descends into the sewer to bathe in it”.
In this new adaptation, by writer/director Charlie Hughes-D’Aeth, they
embrace both traditional theatre techniques, and those of modern
performance, to face the challenges of the book head-on and to draw
the audience deep into Zola’s seedy mire of madness, shocking violence
and suicide.
Working under Hughes-D’Aeth’s directorship is the newly formed and
locally based theatre company Despicable Acts, who have previously
performed at the National Theatre, other West End and regional venues,
and have worked on international television and major feature films.
They’re warning audiences to expect screams, laughs, shocks, with
What’s on
DEVONSHIRE PARK
THEATRE, EASTBOURNE
01323 412000
www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk
The Ghost Train
By Arnold Ridley
Popular story first thrilling
audiences in the 1920’s. A
man get himself and fellow
passengers stranded at a
station, only to encounter
experiences of the ghostly
kind! Monday 2 October.
7.45pm, £13/£16/£18
CONNAUGHT THEATRE
WORTHING
01903 206206
www.worthingtheatres.co.uk
Wrestling Premier
Britain’s number one
matchmakers Premier
Promotions present the thrill
of wrestling entertainment!
Fun for all the family. The
Assembly Hall. Thursday 28
September.
7.45pm. £7.50/£8.50
The Maintenance Man By
Richard Harris
All-star cast comedy –
Bob leaves his marriage of
bickering and nagging behind,
choosing to move in with
Diana, along with his Black
and Decker. But it’s not long
before Diana tires of Bob’s
DIY, ex and children!
Tuesday 26 September to
Saturday 30 September.
7.45pm. (Wed and Sat matinee
2.30pm)
£13.50–£19.50
ROYAL HIPPODROME
THEATRE, EASTBOURNE
01323 412000
www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk
Black And White Minstrel
Memories
Please contact the box office
for more details on this
performance. Saturday 30
September. 8pm.
£12.50/£14.50
MARLBOROUGH THEATRE
BRIGHTON
07782 278521
www.marlboroughtheatre.co.uk
Boutique
A darkly seductive evening of
fan dancers, twisted physical
theatre, sensual striptease
and divas – The best you’ve
ever had.
Fri 29 and Sat 30 September
8pm, £8/£6
CHICHESTER FESTIVAL
THEATRE
01243 781312
Muttnik – The First Dog In Space
Muttnik was once a stray on
the streets of Moscow but is
now living at the Russian
Space Centre and is going to
be the first dog in space!
What message will be sent
home? What’s it like to dig
holes in the moon?
Enchanting tale of puppetry,
dance and music. Ages 3+
Saturday 30 September
11am, £5/ family of four £18
Teatro Delusio
Backstage is a mess of
scenery, props and helpers.
On stage is glamour, lights
and a flawless performance.
A character comedy looking
at the lives of those behind
the scenes and in the
shadows who may one day
reach centre stage. Sunday 1
October. 6pm.
£12.50, £10, children £7.50.
Family of four £35.
www.cft.org.uk
21st Birthday Gala
THE OLD MARKET
01273 736222
Stars of the past and present
from the Chichester Festival
Youth Theatre reunite for a
special event of music, song
and dance.
£20–£40. Please ring for times.
www.theoldmarket.co.uk
Breakfast At Audrey’s
THE HAWTH, CRAWLEY
01293 553636
www.hawth.co.uk
The Virgin Monologues
Both amusing and deeply
touching play... How do you
present Audrey Hepburn on
stage? On a trapeze, high
above the world of course.
Tuesday 26 September.
1.30pm, 6.30pm.
£9/£6
Direct from a sell-out spring
tour, Britain’s funniest and
sexiest show is back. As witty
as Sex and the City and
unmissable as Friends.
Friday 29 September
8pm, £18
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dark, dark humour and the stench of rotting flesh! They also warn that
the performance is unsuitable for children, or those offended by nudity,
scenes of an explicit sexual nature or extreme violence. Tarantino meets
Zola perhaps? We wait with bated breath.
Wed 25 Oct, 8pm. Thu 26 and Fri 27 Oct, 8pm. Sat 28 Oct, 5pm and 8pm.
Gardner Arts Centre, University of Sussex, Falmer, Brighton.
Tickets available from the Gardner Arts Centre box office 01273 685861 or online at
www.gardnerarts.co.uk. visit www.raquin.co.uk for further information.
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Lifescape
Art guide
BRIGHTON MUSEUM
AND ART GALLERY
North Laine Photography is exhibiting the work of
First Base
Church Street, Brighton
01273 290200
Jim Haldane: Local Scenes
Five large works of Brighton
landmarks. Until 29 Oct
Unearthing Our Past: Brighton
& Hove Archaeological Society
1906–2006
Illustrating the work of the
society by looking at their local
excavations. Until 25 Mar 2007
Tue–Sat, 10am–5pm; Sun, 2–5pm
This exhibition is the result
of a twelve week
photography project at First
Base, a day centre for
homeless and vulnerable
adults. Through the themes
of portraiture and
landscape participants from
First Base explored how
they see themselves, their
contemporaries and the
world around them.
The refreshing and
diverse approaches to the
project reveal creative,
intrinsic talent from some
of Brighton’s most colourful
characters and their more
reclusive peers. And
because the work was effectively made ‘inhouse’, there is a level of trust and honesty
that would be difficult to attain with an
‘outside’ photographer.
The show was made possible by funding
from the Arts council, Brighton Housing
Trust, Brighton and Hove Council, North
Laine Photography, SCIP and The Friends
Centre. The project was facilitated by
photographer Lindsey Smith, and was part
of the First Base Arts Project co-ordinated by
Dominique De-Light.
First Base: Lifescapes II, North Laine Photography Gallery, Until 30 September
Events
TUESDAY 26
Alison MacLeod (Book Launch):
The Wave Theory Of Angels
Launch of the paperback
publication of Alison MacLeod’s
second novel. Her short fiction
has appeared in a number of
magazines and she currently
lives in Brighton while teaching
creative writing at the University
of Chichester. Admission by
ticket only. Free from the
Booklover Store. Jubilee Library,
Jubilee Street, Brighton. 7pm
Lions, Tigers And Bears
Take a trip to the wild in this fun
learning event for two to five
year olds. Session includes art
activities, museum expedition
and story-telling based around
magnificent wild creatures
including the King of the
jungle.Booth Museum, 194 Dyke
Road, Brighton. 01273 292777.
10.30am–12pm. £4.50
FRIDAY 29
Herstmonceux Science Centre
Astronomy Festival
Camp out under the backdrop of
the telescope domes. Lectures.
tours, trade stalls, raffles, a beer
tent and much more. A weekend
for all astronomy lovers. Until
Sunday 1 October.
From 6.30pm. £10 per night.
Contemporary Songs From
America And Germany
Popular duo Debbie Bridges
(soprano) and Rachel Fryer
(piano) perform a selection of
serious and lighter works by
composers Berg, Copland and
Gershwin, in this popular music
event with spoken introductions.
Interval wine served. St Luke’s
Burlesque
Ball
Church, Queen’s Park Road,
Brighton. 01273 603946. £6/£4.
Garden Tour
Head Gardener Gerry Kelsey
leads guests on a tour around the
stunning Victorian gardens of
Arundel Castle. Discover the
history of the 11th Century castle
and its grounds. Suits all ages.
Arundel Castle, West Sussex.
01903 883136. £8.50 per person.
Call or visit
www.arundelcastle.org
for more details.
SATURDAY 30
Burlesque Ball
After a successful event last year,
the Burlesque Ball is back to
raise thousands of pounds for
local charities. Enjoy a
champagne reception, dinner,
raffle and dancing, a live band
plus DJ and fun Burlesque
cabaret. Contact Emma Saxby for
more information on 07760 165161
or email emma@emmasaxby.com
£900 for table of ten or £100 each.
The Hilton Brighton Metropole
Hotel. 7pm–2am.
Farmers Market
Popular monthly Farmers Market,
offering the best in fresh and
organic local produce,
encouraging local,
environmentally friendly
producers. Browse and buy
organic meat and eggs, organic
NORTH LAINE
PHOTOGRAPHY GALLERY
Upstairs, Snoopers Paradise,
Kensington Gardens, Brighton
01273 686506
First Base – Lifescapes II
A photographic document of the
First Base homeless centre.
Until 30 Sept.
Mon–Sat, 10.15am–5.45pm
Sun, 11.15am–3.45pm
Robert Yager @ Jennie
Ricketts Gallery
O CONTEMPORARY
CRANE KALMAN
Trafalgar Street, Brighton
01273 698500
Patrick Caulfield: Some Poems
Of Jules Laforgue
22 original silkscreens inspired
by the French poet. Until 4 Oct
Tue–Fri, 10am–5.30pm
Sat, 10am–6pm; Sun, 12–5pm
Kensington Gardens, Brighton
01273 697096
Tim Flach: Equus
Stunning and unusual
photographic images on the
subject of horses.
Until 1 Oct
GEORGE STREET GALLERY
BOOTH MUSEUM
Dyke Road, Brighton
01273 292777
Inspirational Objects: Nature As
IO GALLERY
Designer
Sydney Street, Brighton
Simple, elegant objects, both
01273 671212
natural and man-made, act as
Mary Stephens: Gateless Gate
Exploring the medium of Chinese inspiration to artists.
Until 11 Mar 2007
ink on canvas to create
Mon–Sat, 10am–5pm (closed
ethereal, meditative spaces.
Thu); Sun, 2pm–5pm
Mon–Sat, 10am–6pm
Sun, 11am–5pm
George Street, Brighton
01273 681852
Antony Simonon
Self-taught and partially blind
painter. Until 30 Sep
Tue–Sat, 10am–3pm
JENNIE RICKETTS GALLERY
NAKED EYE
FISHERMAN’S QUARTER
GALLERY
8 Arundel Mews, Arundel Place
Brighton, 01273 232921
Robert Yager: Gang Life, LA
A photographic study of The
Playboys gang community in LA.
Until 30 Sep, call for times
Western Road, Hove
01273 204800
Trevor Scobie: Digital artworks
Until 30 Sept.
Mon–Sat, 10am–6pm
Sun, 12–4pm
Brighton Beach (between the
piers) 01273 729036
Dog Story
Photographic study by Toni Tye
of dogs and their walkers. Until 3
Oct. Mon–Sun, 11am–6pm
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wines and liqueur’s, vegetables,
cheese and pasta, cakes, mouthwatering hot crépes and
chutneys and jams. George
Street, Hove. 10am–3pm
Having a ball
Fur And Feathers
Fun weekend for all the family at
Sussex’s popular zoo. Find out
about different animals – feathers
or fur – they are all here.
Drusillas Park, Alfriston, East
Sussex. 01323 874100. Please call
for opening times and prices.
Also Sunday 1 October
Zara Friend looks forward to Brighton’s charity
fund-raiser event The Burlesque Ball
Brighton Breeze
Head down to Brighton seafront
for the VW run, where
Volkswagon cars take to
Madeira Drive to impress the
public with their bodywork and
engine performance. Madeira
Drive, next to Brighton Pier.
Throughout the day.
Film Fun
Calling all young budding filmmakers. Join Junk TV and make
a film in a day drawing on
inspiration from the film
collection at Hove. All day event
so bring along a packed lunch.
Ages 12+. Hove Museum, 19
New Church Road, Hove. 01273
290200. 10am–3pm. £20
SUNDAY 1
Landrover Fun
London to Brighton car run
taking place on Madeira Drive,
by Brighton Pier today.
Landrover’s head to the coast in
force! See all the action by the
seaside. Throughout the day.
MONDAY 2
Monday Night Bowling
Special offer with two games only
costing £6 after 9pm.
Bowlplex, Brighton Marina.
01273 818180.
Forget the dreaded corporate dinner-do,
where you spend the night worrying
about drunkenly showing yourself up in
front of senior management. The
Burlesque Ball is a chance to really let
your hair down and raise money for
local children’s charities Whoopsadaisy
and Chestnut Tree House. After a
successful event last year, The
Burlesque Ball will return to The Hilton Brighton Metropole this Saturday
with the hope of raising even more money for these charities.
So, what is the real meaning of burlesque? Take a step into the
glamourous and enchanting world that is burlesque – Burlesque one:
Vintage-style cabaret featuring variety acts. Burlesque two: Literary and
dramatic work imitated for the purpose of amusement and Burlesque
three: A variety show that frequently features the art of the tease.
Now the meanings are clear, it’s easy to join in the fun this weekend.
Greeted with a champagne reception, with characters from the world of
burlesque, relax to the sultry 50s style background melodies before an
appetising four-course dinner.
During the meal, a cabaret will take place including Miss High Leg
Kick and the elegant Anna. Other highlights include the black swan act
by trained ballet dancer Geneva and a vintage-style auction and raffle
after the sumptuous meal.
Afterwards, dance the night away, to live band VAMP followed by a
DJ who will take you into the early hours. There’s a prize for the best
dressed lady and gent so dress to impress. The theme is Victorian,
Edwardian and 1920s so experiment with the wardrobe and come as a
showman, pirate, gothic or movie star. Anything goes!
The Burlesque Ball, Saturday 30 September at The Hilton Brighton Metropole. Tickets
cost £99 for a table of ten or £100 each. Contact organiser Emma Saxby for more
information on 07760 165161 or email emma@emmasaxby.com
If you would like your events listed email listings@thelatest.co.uk
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STUDENTS
Shoestring salvation
Latest 7 is here to help, with your student guide
to living on loan
Hold on to your traffic cones, it’s that time of year again – when the
freshers start arriving and the students are back on campus. Being a
student is one of the best times and most exciting times of your life,
but between paying your fees and funding your social life it can be hard
to survive financially, especially in Brighton. It’s hard to fund a life of
luxury when you’re living off a loan, but don’t panic! – Latest 7 is here
to help you out with our top money saving tips.
Núa
Núa, Brighton’s premier female friendly sexy toy shop boasts a wide and
diverse collection of the best and most beautiful sex toys, accessories and
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Núa Lifestyle, 59a Ship Street, The Lanes, Brighton, 01273 774001
Offer: Come and collect your free lube and get 5 per cent discount off all
rabbits and remote controls @ Núa during October for all students with a
valid NUS card.
Learn to cook! – You can save a fortune by leaning to create cheap,
delicious meals at home. Look out for reduced items at
supermarkets and make portions that can be frozen. Even making your
own packed lunches will save you a fortune in the course of a week.
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Get on your bike – In Brighton we’ve got great bike paths to get
you all over town, even as far out as the University campuses at
Falmer. Cycling will save you on bus fares and get you fit for free!
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Brand new second hand – Don’t turn your nose up at some of the
amazing bargains to be had at charity stores around the city. Check
out Shabitit for furniture (Saunders Park Depot, Saunders Park, Brighton)
and Traid at 39 Duke Street, Brighton.
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Las Iguanas
Brazilian cooking has come to town and with it all the fun of the caipirinha.
Spicy, fun and inexpensive, this Latin restaurant is proving very popular.
Ask about Happy Hour 2 for 1 cocktails and our Student Card for a
discount all year round!
Las Iguanas, 7-8 Jubilee Street, Brighton,
01273 573550 www.iguanas.co.uk
Offer: 20 per cent off your food bill Sunday to Thursday at Las Iguanas
Latin American Restaurant and Bar. Not to be used in conjunction with any
other offers.
Work! – If you’ve got to bite the bullet and get a part-time job then
get one with perks! Clothes stores usually give staff a discount on
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Brighton Laser Clinic
Pokeno Pies
Brighton Laser Clinic is located on the Kemp Town seafront. It is a
professional, friendly and reputable clinic.
Highly qualified nurses provide effective and safe laser hair removal
treatments with the tried and tested LightSheer Laser. The revolutionary
‘Veinwave’ technology, for removing thread/spider veins is relatively painfree and can be carried out in your lunch time, leaving you free to carry on
with your day.
Brighton Laster Clinic,
56a Marine Parade, 01273 686869.
Healthcare Commission Registered.
Free consultations/patch tests.
www.brightonlaserclinic.co.uk
Observer Food Awardwinning pie and mash
café/bar with delicious
handmade pies, great
coffee and cold beer.
Pokena Pies, 52 Gardner
Street, Brighton,
01273 684921
Offer: 10 per cent student
discount with this voucher
valid anytime.
Offer: We can offer 10 per cent off all treatment/packages to all students
showing a valid card/identification.
FAT Leo
Jell-O
FAT Leo, one of Brighton’s favourite restaurants, and particularly popular
with students, is situated in the heart of the Lanes. The restaurant offers a
selection of delicious authentic Italian cuisine including pasta, pizza, meat
and fish dishes, all at very reasonable prices.
FAT Leo, 16-17 Market Street, Brighton, 01273 325135
If you’re looking for limited
edition clothing, shoes, trainers,
accessories or denim, head to
Jell-o. The shop offers pieces
handpicked from the world’s
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quality and individuality as well
as a special personal shopping
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accessories.
Jell-O, 16 Gardner Street, Brighton, 01273 609363
Offer: 10 per cent discount on presentation of this voucher. One voucher
per table. Not in conjunction with any other offers.
Offer: 10 per cent discount in store. Offer valid until 31 October. Excludes
all sale goods. Redeemable upon presentation of NUS card.
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Jolie foie
Andrew Kay is invited to sample a seven-course
and seven-wine feast at Vanilla
A few years back I went on a rather good press trip to the South of
France. It was basically to promote a good no-frills air service but once I
was there I was thrilled and frilled to my heart’s content. The premise of a
good press trip is to look after a bunch of journos well so that they say
nice things about you, and on that occasion there were plenty of nice
things to say as I was wined and dined in a firmament of Michelin-starred
restaurants. I also worked out that the female representatives of the
Liverpool Echo and the Yorkshire Evening Post were dainty eaters and not
lovers of the rare and exotic. So for four days I positioned myself between
the two at every meal and devoured three portions of foie gras, lobster,
rabbit and sundry other treats that they could not face. It’s a clever ruse
that works well if you have no shame and are prepared to swap plates
under the gaze of a terrifyingly strict maitre d’. I managed it at Le Cabro
D’Or and was rewarded with a feast of goodies the likes of which I had
never seen before.
So when I was invited to join a table at Vanilla with two ladies from
Absolute Brighton, I was thrilled. I like the food at Vanilla, chef Jordan is
inspired, and there was a chance that I could eat what the girls could not.
Now it would be unfair to use this trick without making at least some
effort to persuade the person that they should try everything. And I
promise that I did with some success, although I did double up on foie
gras. But what amazed me more was their reluctance to try the wines
which had been supplied by Andrew Wiseman of Winehouse. There, both
my and James’s encouragement fell on fairly deaf ears, which is how we
ended up drinking quite so much fine wine that night.
‘‘It was foie gras time and I have to admit that I
ended up eating two portions‘‘
The evening started with a raspberry champagne cocktail in the bar
where we met up with the rest of the diners. Once in the restaurant
proper, it was eyes down for a very full evening.
To start, a fresh pea soup with minted créme fraiche was coupled with
a Château Tour de Mirambeau Blanc that set all our tongues wagging, the
soup and the wine.
This was followed by a meaty lobster raviolo served with squash purée
and an orange beurre blanc, quite exquisite and a benchmark for the
whole evening. This came with a fat glass of rosé from the same winery
that made us all very happy indeed.
Then it was foie gras time and I have to admit that I ended up eating
two portions. What was almost more amazing was the face pulled when
the Tokaji arrived. Now James is big on Tokaji, and on this occasion very
big indeed as he mopped up the glasses rejected by the girls and still
found room for a top-up from Andy. Tokaji made just as good a support for
the fattened goose liver as sauterne does – if not better.
Are you counting? That’s three dishes and we’re not on main course
yet. Add to that the glasses of wine and top-ups that we managed to
consume and you might gather that we were in very merry mood indeed.
Maitre d’ Adan was also in fine form as was his waiter and the service
was slick and efficient throughout.
So on we went to a sorbet of white beer and lemon. Now you either
love the sorbet thing or hate it, there’s no halfway position on this.
Personally I love it when done well and this was. An inter-course sorbet
needs to be made with skill, enough sugar to form a light crystal and not
too much that it becomes sweet and sticky. This was just right with the
bitter notes of the wheat beer humming behind the sharp lemons. It got a
pretty universal thumbs up, but then it had our undivided attention as it
did not come with a glass of wine.
Probably a good thing too, as by this point the table was getting rather
full of glasses in varying states of fullness.
Next out would be the main course and the combination of chicken
with a red wine. No dainty red either but a big and beefy Sangiovese from
the Clare Valley. God it was good. It was also good with the truffled breast
of chicken which was earthy and dark in flavour. It all came with honeyed
carrots an excellent fondant potato and a red wine jus and I resorted to
mopping gravy with a finger and sipping wine alternately, dirty I know but
soooo good!
Dessert was a raspberry lasagne. A confection of fine pastry and sour
fruits with a sweet red wine coulis and perfectly made vanilla sabayon.
And with that Campbell’s Rutherglen Muscat, not an unusual wine but
one that married well with the pud.
Penultimately came platters of tip top cheese and excellent chutney and
with that Pocas Colheita 1994 port. How we tucked in, despite being full
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to the brim on fine cooking, we still felt obliged to indulge in these fine
cheeses and the fine port too. Three sweet wines in one meal made
James a very happy bunny and I was gamboling on that same cloud in
bunny heaven too.
Finally, excellent coffee and chocolate truffle lollipops. I didn’t want it to
stop but knew that it had to, and in truth, when it did I was relieved. There
is such a thing as too much of a good thing, even when you pace yourself.
Vanilla excelled and confirmed my original thought that this is certainly a
place to watch. Coupled with Mr Wiseman’s wines it made an evening to
remember. By the way, it was only £45 a head including wines. Good
reason then to book now for their next, which is a seven-course, sevenwine Moët Hennessy autumn dinner at £55 a head if they have places.
Or do make a point of seeking out future events.
Vanilla, 73a Western Road, Hove, 01273 748182, www.vanillacoast.co.uk
216 Church Road, Hove
our special offer
3 course meal
Starter
Main course
(choose any dish excl King Prawn and duck)
Side dish
Naan or Pilau rice
Coffee
Monday £10.95*
Tuesday £11.95*
Wednesday £12.95*
Thursday £13.95*
*normally £18.95
A la carte menu also available
10% discount on take away
Opening hours: 12.00pm-2.30pm
and 6.00pm-11.30pm
Offers exclude bank holidays
01273 722216
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RESTAURANTS & BARS
RESTAURANTS
BRITISH AND
MODERN EUROPEAN
Bardsley’s
Probably Brighton’s most popular fish and
chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal
clientele. Totally traditional and family-run
with all your favourites, but also an
excellent blackboard of daily fish specials.
BYO with no corkage charge, they’re open
for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday
and it’s also a great party venue. There are
massive fish platters and good seasonal
seafood. Fish can be fried, grilled or
poached, plus vegetarian choices.
22–23a Baker Street, Brighton
01273 681256
Blanch House
Stylish fine dining at one of the city’s most
chic boutique hotels. Start with amazing
cocktails in the award-winning bar then go
through to the gleaming White Room where
for under £30 you get three courses of
good contemporary cuisine served with
panache. Excellent wine list, great Sunday
lunches sometimes with live jazz and many
other food and wine-related events.
Probably Brighton’s coolest restaurant.
Lunch every day: £13 two courses,
£16 three.
17 Atlingworth Street, Brighton
01273 603504 www.blanchhouse.co.uk
Café Belge
Café Belge offers award-winning food
(Café Belge Eastbourne received a gold
star for food from the prestigious Harden’s
Guide 2006) – 50 ways to eat a fresh
mussel, salmon fishcakes, award-winning
12” wild boar and beer sausage, fresh sea
bass, steak Béarnaise, Toblerone fondue,
Belgian waffles – just to give you an insight
into what to expect. They also serve more
than 100 beers all served in their own
glasses, from light and delicious fruit beers
to Trapist Monk beers to Belgian Guinness
as well as a fine wine list.
64 Kings Rd (corner of West St & seafront)
01273 733290
The Coach House
Friendly restaurant bar in the city centre
serving an excellent range of hearty homecooked food, separate evening and lunch
menus, and always a selection of roasts on
Sunday. Great mussels, steaks and soups,
good wine list. In the winter a central open
fire roars, in summer people soak up the
late sun on the pretty terrace. The warm
atmosphere and good value pricing make
this a popular local haunt.
59 Middle Street, Brighton 01273 719000
www.coachhousebrighton.com
The Gourmet
Fish & Chip Company
The brand new gourmet fish and chip
company at Brighton Marina is taking fish
and chips into the 21st century. Diners can
enjoy fantastic top-grade fish and chips in
a trendy diner style environment or
alfresco and even enjoy a beer while they
wait for their takeaway order. The
restaurant is located at the waterfront and
is open seven days a week from 11.45am to
last orders at 9.30pm. Fully licensed.
The Walk of Fame, 18 Waterfront,
Brighton Marina, 01273 670701
www.gourmetfishandchipcompany.com
The Grill
at Lansdowne Place
Classical French cuisine by award-winning
chef Michael Savva. It’s a chic restaurant
complete with high-backed red velvet
banquettes and Venetian mirrors. Specialties
include boudin blanc of guinea fowl and foie
gras, duck confit, grilled native scallops with
potato fondant, entrecôte with Lyonnaise
potatoes and gateau de crabe. The entire
restaurant can host a corporate dinner,
reception or launch. Private party rooms
are available.
Lansdowne Place, Brighton 01273 736266
www.lansdowneplace.co.uk
I’s Pies
I’s Pies has a reputation for introducing
Brighton to quality handmade Cornish
Pasties, containing only fresh lean
ingredients and no hydrogenated fat, vegan
pasties, homemade cakes and desserts
(including Mars Bar Pasties) and now
organic Cornish Ice Cream free from
artificial additives and flavourings. With 20
different varieties, from Cornish Vanilla,
and Chocolate Orange to Chilli and Honey
‘its taste speaks for itself’.
I’s Pies, 24 Gardner St, Brighton
01273 688063
Mon–Fri, 8am–7pm; Sat, 9.30am–8pm;
Sun, 12–7pm
Pokeno Pies
Sevendials Restaurant
Winner of 2006 Observer Food Awards for
‘best cheap eats’ in Britain, this is one place
not to be missed. A pie has pastry up top and
down below, which is what you get here as
perfectly packaged as an egg. It’s good flaky
pastry, not self-destruct puff – and handmade with carefully sourced ingredients.
Fillings are meaty and generous, and the
vegetarian pie is superb. Takeaway or eat in
with a side of mash or a seasonal salad, plus
an alcohol licence make this a great spot for
a tasty, filling and good value meal. Pie,
mash, peas and gravy or pie and salad, a
bargain £5.50.
52 Gardner Street, Brighton
01273 684921
A smart restaurant in so many ways,
excellent food and a sensible variety of
menus in chic surroundings. Chef Sam
runs a team of food-lovers who deliver
time after time, from a simple lunch to a
full à la carte dinner. Cooking reflects the
seasons rather than fashion and quality is
paramount, with great locally caught fish,
game in season and desserts that are a
delight plus a wine list that is full of treats
without being expensive too. Make the
most of the terrace while the weather is
warm or the private dining room for a treat.
1 Buckingham Place, Brighton
01273 885555
www.sevendialsrestaurant.co.uk
Ruby Tate’s
The Terraces Bar,
Grill and Dining Room
Situated at the heart of cosmopolitan Kemp
Town, Ruby Tate’s oyster and champagne
bar really is the pearl of Brighton. From
moules marinière to lobster Thermidor, this
is a paradise for seafood lovers. The
restaurant’s stylish décor and trademark
friendly service ensure that diners enjoy
the gourmet food and fine champagne in a
relaxed, informal atmosphere.
40 St James’s Street, Brighton
01273 693251
The Saint
Relaxed and buzzy bistro atmosphere,
offering a menu of largely French-based
Mediterranean cuisine. Their gastronomic
food is created daily from freshly delivered,
organic, free-range and biodynamic local
produce reflecting the seasons. The wine
list is entirely European, with choices to
compliment each dish, mostly chosen from
smaller family-owned vineyards which
heightens their individuality. Described as
serving the ‘best Sunday roasts in
Brighton’, pre-bookings are recommended.
Open Tue–Sun for lunch and evenings,
private parties, romantic evenings,
corporate events or business lunches.
22 St James’s Street, Brighton 01273 607835
info@thesaintrestaurant.co.uk
www.thesaintrestaurant.co.uk
Terraces bar and grill offers customers a
relaxed approach to drinking, eating and
hospitality. The lower level available for
private parties, wedding receptions,
corporate events, Christmas parties, formal
dinners, product launches. Whatever you
want, you can be sure of an experience as
consistently satisfying as the breathtaking
views across Brighton seafront.
Madeira Drive, Brighton 01273 570526
www.the-terraces.co.uk
CHINESE
Gars Restaurant
Stunningly refurbished, this old Brighton
favourite has attained a new lease of life.
An exciting menu with some great new
ideas and a wholly different experience in
terms of style and presentation. Smart
service, beautiful interiors and a truly chic
atmosphere make this one of the city’s top
places to be seen. Start downstairs at the
bar before rising to the upper dining room
and enjoy the glamour of it all.
Eat from £10. Ring for more details.
19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton
01273 321321 www.gars.co.uk
Me Old China
Café Belge
Bustling and popular city centre Chinese
restaurant serving great value and tasty
oriental cuisine in relaxed surroundings.
The open kitchen means that you can
watch as your food is prepared, which kids
love, and service is fast and friendly. It’s a
great place to pop in for a quick bowl of
noodles or rice dish or to relax over a
larger feast at bargain prices. All day buffet
served £5.99 per head, seven days a week.
46 West Street, Brighton 01273 711518
DELIVERY/TAKEAWAY
La Cucina
If the idea of a takeaway pizza fills you with
dread then think again. La Cucina’s gourmet
pizzas certainly live up to their promise of
great combinations, innovative toppings
along with well made classics. As well as
pizzas they offer great garlic bread, salads
and a delicious range of desserts including
a superb tiramisu. All of this arrives piping
hot or suitably chilled and at no more
expense than your average high street
brand. And the pizza bases are real too, no
pre-baked freezer jobs here. La Cucina
make pizzas that you can serve with pride.
4a Montpelier Place, Brighton
01273 202206
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SOUTHEAST ASIAN
Bali Brasserie
BARS
Located in a 60s mansion block, this very
popular Indonesian-Malaysian restaurant
has a rijsttafel buffet dining menu at £16.95
with a wide and generous range of dishes
that are constantly replenished. There is
also an a la carte menu. Nice original retro
décor, bamboo and cane, pink and gilt, with
lots of oriental puppets, jazz playing rather
than pop and a friendly atmosphere. Very
Simon Templar.
KIngsway Court, First Ave, Hove
01273 323810, 12-2pm, 6:30-10:30pm
(11pm Friday, Saturday)
Arguably Brighton’s most chic boutique
hotel, also home to the coolest cocktail bar.
Under the guidance of proprietor Chris,
the team mixes the keenest Martinis and
sharpest caipirinhas while pushing forward
the boundaries of mixology with new
combinations all the time. Find celebs,
both local and visiting, indulging in a
fascinating list of drinks that guarantees
something for all tastes – from excellent
champagnes and wines to distinctive
beers. A place of pilgrimage.
17 Atlingworth Street, Brighton
01273 603504 www.blanchhouse.co.uk
Sawadee
The Thai that people love, for parties,
celebrations and because they always give
you the best of times. And why not; this
well-priced restaurant repeatedly pleases
with dishes we have all grown to love, and
some new ones too. We were impressed
by the use of authentic ingredients like pea
aubergines where others use peas. Lots of
fish dishes too with bass and pomfret and a
great sliced beef salad.
87 St James’s Street, Brighton
01273 624233 www.sawadeethai.co.uk
THAI
Chokdee
INDIAN
Zamdani
This tandoor restaurant has style and class.
Smart interiors are matched by excellent
cooking with some exciting and unusual
dishes that we had not tried before. Service
is excellent with attentive and smartly
dressed waiters. A starter of murugh 65
was excellent as were side dishes of
peshwari naan and tarka dahl. King prawn
biriani was first class, great prawns full of
taste and texture and with a good vegetable
curry on the side. Pallak chicken combined
succulent chicken tikka with spinach and
loads of garlic. Delicious food in lovely
surroundings. Ten per cent discount on
takeaways.
Zamdani, 216 Church Road, Hove
01273 722216 or 01273 770704
ITALIAN
Donatello
Flagship venue of this local family-run
business serving excellent value Italian
food in stylish and spotless surroundings.
Popular with locals in the week but at the
weekend it draws an audience from
London. Brilliant value set meal deals on
blackboards outside, two courses £6.95,
three £8.95, as well as à la carte. Haunt of
celebs in season from soap stars to
politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.
Brighton Place, Brighton 01273 775477
www.donatello.co.uk
Fat Leo
Supposedly the budget branch of the
Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed
to see why. Once again, quality family
dining in the Italian mould but a little less
expensive. Very popular with students and
families with young children, Fat Leo has
trendy interiors, including the toilets, and a
menu that is utterly affordable with the
company’s signature set price boards: any
two courses £5.95, any three courses £7.95.
16–17 Market St, Brighton 01273 325135
JAPANESE
Sapporo
Japanese for those who are scared of raw
fish, although they do that too. The
centrepiece is teppanyaki; open-plan
theatrical cooking on a hot plate with chefs
swinging knives and searing steaks and
scallops before your very eyes. As
entertaining as it is mouthwatering, this is
a fun way to dine and be introduced to
Japanese cuisine with an easy pricing
structure and set meals. Sunday specials –
£10 all day.
38–40 Preston Street, Brighton
01273 777880
LATIN AMERICAN
Las Iguanas
Brazilian cooking has come to town and
with it all the fun of the caipirinha. Spicy,
fun and inexpensive, this Latin newcomer
is already proving popular, especially the
two-for-one cocktail deals and an excellent
£7 two-course lunch menu. Whacky
interiors and a cool cocktail bar give the
place a carnival feel all the time and the
staff are friendly and fun too. If you don’t
know what cachaca is then it’s time to
find out.
7–8 Jubilee Street, Brighton 01273 573550
www.iguanas.co.uk
Quality Thai food in a café style. Casual
dining in a relaxed style or take-away.
Good news for Hove commuters on their
way home too. An experienced team
delivers hot and fiery dishes to mild and
delicate. Each order is freshly made using
authentic Thai ingredients. Good selection
of stir-fries and real Thai green and red
curries, with excellent seafood and
speciality fish dishes too. This newly
refurbished eaterie is boldly decorated in
dark browns and reds which highlight the
colourful diversity of Thai food. During the
morning, come for teas and coffee, with
lunch from 12 noon.
98 Goldstone Villas, Hove, 01273 720370
Open every day, 12.00 noon – 3.00pm,
5.00pm – 11.00pm for food
VEGETARIAN
Iydea Vegetarian
Cafeteria
If it’s a great value, fresh, tasty and quick
lunch you’re after, you’ve found it! This
new express vegetarian cafeteria dishes
up a tasty selection of homemade, fresh,
healthy world food at great prices. With its
refreshingly bright, clean, simple interior
and all the freshly prepared food on display
for you to choose from, this new gem is
going to be a food lovers’ hit for sure!
17 Kensington Gardens, North Laine
Brighton, 01273 667992
Planet Janet
This popular and stylish Hove café
restaurant offers delicious healthy hot and
cold food in combination with being an
excellent centre for therapies, treatments
and classes. Healthy breakfasts, chunky
sandwiches, soups, main meals, jacket
potatoes and salads form the core of the
menu. Freshly pressed fruit and vegetable
juices in delicious revitalising combos,
delicious fair-trade teas and coffee, vegan
and gluten-free options. Open seven days a
week, families welcome. You can eat for
less than a fiver!
86, Church Road, Hove 01273 738389
www.planet-janet.com
Blanch House
The Eagle
Great atmosphere, warm welcome, good
beer and above all, great food from this
gastropub. Hearty, modern food inspired by
global cuisine and sensibly priced, you
won’t go home hungry or broke. Right in
the heart of the North Laine, an excellent
place for lunch or dinner. Voted Latest 7
Pub Of The Year.
125 Gloucester Road, Brighton
01273 607765
Freemasons
With a brand new chef, Lizzy, we reckon
the Freemason’s range of colourful classics
has gone from strength to strength. With a
strong emphasis on seasonality and local
produce, the freshest ingredients are used
to create all your favourites. The hearty
portions are still generously priced and
vegetarians are spoilt for choice. Sundays
provide a full menu plus the best roast on
the south coast with table service all day
so you don’t even have to leave your seat!
Good food, great drinks and no secret
handshakes.
38-39 Western Road, Hove 01273 732043
The Greene Room
There are still many regulars to The Lanes
that haven’t yet sampled The Greene Room
experience. If you are one, shame on you!
The sophisticated and classical décor is
simply stunning and gives The Cricketers a
unique characteristic, as a proper pub with
an internal wine and cocktail bar. Great
wholesome food is available lunch times, a
lengthy wine and cocktail list and fantastic
views over The Lanes sets this bar apart. If
you haven’t been yet, GO!
Above The Cricketers, Black Lion Street,
Brighton 01273 329472
GinGin
Sophisticated cocktail chic at this stylish
St James’s Street bar. Try one of the head
barman’s innovative cocktails using
unusual mixes and fresh herbs. Cool
interiors and a warm and friendly
atmosphere, which, for once in a city that
worships youth, is not ageist.
St James’s Street, Kemp Town, Brighton
01273 671119
The Hop Poles
Great central pub with off-the-wall décor
and a loyal clientele of the city’s
fashionable best. A fantastic menu of wellpriced food means it gets very busy and
seats are at a premium, even in winter on
the heated terrace, so get there early.
Excellent free-range meat especially
sourced while vegetarians well catered for
seek it out.
13 Middle Street, Brighton 01273 710444
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Hove Place
The Ladies Mile
With the kinder weather approaching the
beautiful Italianate gardens at Hove Place
are unrivalled in the city. Enjoy good value,
homemade dishes at lunchtime and a
vibrant and welcoming atmosphere at
night. Open till midnight on Thursdays,
1am on Fridays and Saturdays and 11.30pm
on Sundays throughout the summer this
place is a real favourite with Hove locals
and those dining in the area. Its not hard to
see why!
37 First Avenue, Hove 01273 738266
This traditional community boozer is
currently the talk of the town. The
welcoming and friendly atmosphere and
fantastic range of products on offer appeal
to a wide range of clientele. A huge 85-inch
screen sits proudly on the back wall of the
adjoining function hall, creating a ‘cinema’
for the FIFA World Cup. With friendly staff,
great beer, The Ladies Mile in Patcham is
the place to be this summer.
Mackie Avenue, Patcham, Brighton
01273 554647
Koba
OHSO
Smart central cocktail bar set over three
floors with stylish private members’ rooms
and a late licence. Staff make some of the
top cocktails in town from classics to
cutting-edge mixology. Good beers,
sensible wine list and, of course,
champagnes for those special occasions
or just for the sheer love of it. For free
K-List membership go to the website.
135 Western Road, Brighton
01273 720059 www.kobauk.com
Wine and dine on what we easily consider
to be the best beachfront terrace in
Brighton, enjoying spectacular views, a
newly crafted small plates menu and an
ever-evolving cocktail list. Importantly, the
terrace is heated, too. OHSO’s chefs have
put together a range of locally sourced
small dishes, enabling you to share and
graze across the menu or put together a
more traditional main meal all to yourself.
With an exciting programme of live music
and areas/whole venue to hire for free for
a festive gathering, there’s no way you can
forget them this winter… More details at
www.ohsosocial.co.uk.
250a Kings Road Arches, Brighton 01273
746067
Bar of the week
Latest 7 boards The Golden Galleon
This is a cosy,
country restaurant
nestled in the
Cuckmere Valley.
The welcoming,
quaint exterior will
be a familiar sight
to those who travel
frequently on the
number 12 bus to
Eastbourne. It
cannot be missed,
fronting the River
Ouse, offering
spectacular
downland views
and a spacious car
park to the front.
Popular for walkers,
a mat and bags are on hand in the entrance way for muddy walking
shoes. Adorned with a number of fireplaces, the relaxed setting is
perfect for the cold winter months. In the summer, the gardens
offer a wonderful setting for a quick drink, light lunch or three
course meal. Sharing the same menu and easy ordering as the
popular Badger's Watch in Telscombe Cliffs, The Golden Galleon is
well worthy of a visit.
Zara Friend
Eastbourne Road, Seaford, East Sussex, 01323 892247
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FOOD & DRINK
What’s cooking this week?
The Ultimate Cocktail Book
By Hamlyn
The release of a cocktail book usually coincides
with the changing seasons: Summer garden
parties to Christmas and New Year festivities.
So, with this thought in mind, it seems a
strange time to release a new title. Summer is
over, Christmas is too far away and we
certainly don’t celebrate Halloween with the
enthusiasm of those Americans.
Perhaps this release by Hamyln has been
timed then, to fill the gap September
brings, lifting our spirits as those postholiday blues settle in.
Promising to be ‘The Ultimate’ of all
cocktail books, Hamyln definitely deliver,
offering over 200 (who knew there were so
many?) recipes for both the cocktail novice and connoisseur.
What makes this book different is the extensive introduction into
the history and origins of the cocktail – a concoction of spirits and
juices blended together. Without giving too much away, there are a
few theories to the creation of the first cocktail, one that includes a
Mexican Princess and another involving an alcohol-banned USA.
There are tips on different glasses to use, essential accessories
and even decorative fruit. The latter may seem a little excessive as
nearly five pages are given to the decoration, but once you see the
stunning photographs (a good appearance means your halfway there
to a good cocktail) you will want to try out citrus spirals for yourself
to impress friends with.
The recipes are divided into sections including The Classics, Strictly
Spirits, Tall Drinks, Exotic Cocktails and Alcohol-free Cocktails. This
week’s recipe is from the Exotic section, with others including
Tropical Beach and the Mai Tai. Perfect to reminisce about the past
summer, invite your friends round for an Autumn party and liven
things up with a brightly coloured drink with a decorative umbrella
and slice of lime. Who knew September could be so fun?
Zara Friend
Havana Beach
Serves: 1
Preparation time: 3 minutes
1/ lime
2
2 measures pineapple juice
1 measures white rum
Cut the 1/2 lime into
four pieces, put them
into a blender or food
processor with the
pineapple juice, rum
and sugar and blend
until smooth.
Put the ice into a
hurricane glass or
large goblet, pour in
the drink and top up
with ginger ale.
Decorate with the
lime slice and serve
with straws.
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Book, by Hamlyn, is out
now, priced £9.99.
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1 teaspoon sugar
3–4 ice cubes
Ginger ale, to top up
Slice of lime, to decorate
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GAY
Can you write?
If you enjoy a good play, then this could be
‘write’ up your street. A Brighton-based writer
is looking for aspiring playwrights in the area
in order to form a small comedy sketch-writing
group. The group will be a relaxed and informal
way to work with like-minded writers to share
ideas with a view to submitting material to
production companies.
Email roger on blindpanic@aol.com for more information
The winner will be awarded £3,000 worth of
advertising with 3SITXY, which is one of the
Scheme’s sponsors.
Diva Angie Brown, soul singer Alexander
O’Neal and violinist Chris Watkins are the
performers at the Awards dinner.
For information about the awards dinner contact the
‘Best Bar None’ hotline on 01273 665563
To comment on these stories please email
editorial@thelatest.co.uk
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CHOICE
Tuesday 26
Marine Tavern 12pm–12am
Nat’s Quiz Night, 9pm
Marlborough 11am–11pm
Queens Arms 3pm–midnight
Betty’s Shag Tag Karaoke
Vavoom Late bar–12am w/ chill
-out comedy, happy hr til 7pm
V2 Club 10pm–late. V-Fresh
Wednesday 27
Marlborough 11am–11pm
Queens Arms 3pm–12am
Back to Skool! Bell, 8pm
Dave Lynn, 9.45pm
Revenge Boogie! Chart music
to get your groove on to, £1 B4
11pm, £3 after, 10.30pm–3am
V2 Club £free entry, open late
Thursday 28
Which is Best Bar None?
Charles Street Bar 12pm–11pm
Mad Cow, £1, cheap drinks
Charles Street Club 10.30pm–
3am Religion, door £3/£4
Queens Arms 3pm–12am
Singstars contest.
Win £25 drinks voucher
plus a Sony goodie bag!
R-Bar 12pm–2am, food served
all day, Maisie, 9.30pm
Star Inn 12pm–12am
Big Dave’s Quiz, 8.30pm
Brighton’s best-run gay bar is being named
this month by the city’s statutory agencies.
A special LGBT business award in the ‘Best
Bar None’ scheme will be presented to the
winner at a V.I.P dinner at the Brighton Hilton
Metropole on Sunday 1 October.
The awards scheme has been designed to
find the venue that is best run and has best
practice under the Licensing Act. Seven gay
venues are chasing the LGBT award with 70
venues citywide taking part in the scheme as
a whole.
The competition has been judged by the
Council, the Police and the Fire Brigade.
“Everyone has done very well,” says Inspector
Bill Whitehead, from Sussex Police. ”But there
is one clear winner in the LGBT award.”
Pubs, bars
& clubs
Amsterdam, 11 Marine Parade
Bar, hotel, sauna and popular
summer terrace. Food available
every day. 01273 688825
www.amsterdam.uk.com
Aquarium, 6 Steine Street
Traditional backstreet boozer.
01273 605525
www.pleisure.com
Barley Mow
92 St George’s Road
Mixed and friendly local in
Kemp Town serving good food.
Nice outside terrace too.
01273 682259
Brighton Rocks, 6 Rock Place
Fabulous, stylish bar and
restaurant with outside deck.
01273 601139
Bulldog, 31 St James’s Street
Landmark gay pub for 25 years.
Entertainment, happy hours.
01273 694097
www.bulldogbrighton.com
Charles Street, 8 Marine Parade
Huge swish café-bar serving
food, has outside terrace, till 3am
Fri/Sat. 01273 624091
www.charlesstreetbar.com
Doctor Brighton’s
16–17 Kings Road
Popular pub with huge vodka
selection.
01273 328765
www.pleisure.com
Fountain Inn
High Street, Handcross
Gay oasis in the countryside near
Gatwick and very popular.
01444 400218
www.fountainpub.co.uk
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Jack Horner, 80 High St, Worthing
Worthing’s only gay pub. Some
themed nights. 01903 236427
Marine Tavern, 13 Broad Street
Cosy, traditional and friendly
boozer with real beer.
01273 681284
www.harlequin-brighton.co.uk
Marlborough, 4 Princes Street
Large pub popular with the girls
with a great theatre upstairs.
01273 570028
www.marlboroughtheatre.co.uk
PV, 22 Upper North Street
Great mixed pub with cool interior
and regular live music.
01273 325491
www.thepv.co.uk
Queens Arms, 7 George Street
Opens 3pm every day with top
cabaret and entertainment every
night. 01273 696873
www.queensarmsbrighton.com
Queens Head, 3 Steine Street
Looking fresh and funky, a nice
little chill-out pub. Open from 5pm
every day. 01273 602939
R-Bar, 7 Marine Parade
Open till 2am, Sun–Thu;
24 hours, Fri–Sun.
01273 608133
www.revenge.co.uk
Revue Bar, 19 New Steine
A stylish compact bar with a
really friendly atmosphere.
Located under Starrs Hotel.
Star Inn, 5–9 Manchester Street
Menus every day, Sunday roasts.
Live big screen sports.
01273 601450
Vavoom, 31 Old Steine
Compact, friendly video bar,
right next door to Revenge.
01273 603010
Friday 29
Harlequin Carry on Camping
DJ Dave and dancing till 3am
Marine Tavern 12pm–12am
Queens Arms 3pm–1am
Camp Attack with Andy B and
Barbara-Fella. Text the DJ!
R-Bar 12pm–24hrs!
Revenge 10pm–5am, Lollipop
Kinky Dangerous upstairs
Star Inn 11–1am FBI: Friday
Bears Inc, food 12–3pm, 6–9pm
Vavoom Bar Boyz
V2 Club 10pm–late, £free entry
White Horse, 30 Camelford Street
Friendly mixed local.
01273 603726
The Zone, 33 St James’s Street
New men’s bar that’s just opened,
promising something a bit different
for Brighton’s boys.
CLUBS
Audio Hosts Sunday Sundae
10 Marine Parade
Weekly chillout with occasional
specials and drink promos.
01273 606906
Candy Bar, 129 St James’s Street
UK’s only lesbian nightclub,
till 3am, Fri/Sat.
01273 622424
www.thecandybar.co.uk
Charles St Club, 8 Marine Parade
Sleek club above Charles Street
Bar, nightly promoters.
10pm–2am, 01273 624091
Harlequin 9pm–4am
Jacque Plunkett, 10.30pm
dancing till 4am, £free B4 11pm
Marine Tavern 12pm–12am
Marlborough 11am–11pm
DJ Akhoo, spinning the tunes
The Gloucester
Monkey, 10pm–6am
Queens Arms 3pm–1am
Delicious with Julie Glitter
R-Bar Open 24hrs!
Revenge 10pm–6am
Queer Carnage, guest DJs!
V2 Club 10pm–late, £free entry
Sunday 1
Marine Tavern 12pm–12am
Marlborough 12pm–10.30pm
Queens Arms 3pm–12am
Super Sundays:
Cabaret, 5pm
Betty Swallocks, 6.30pm
More cabaret, 9.30pm
R-Bar 6am–2am, Cabaret,
3.15pm
Revenge 10.30pm–3am
Afterglo, DJ Nik C
Star Inn 12–11pm, food 12–6pm
traditional Sunday roasts
Vavoom Open till 12am
Happy hour till 6pm
V2 Club £free entry and cheap
drinks, 10pm–late
Wildfruit @ Creation.
Wildfruit’s 14th birthday. Guest
DJ Norman Cook!
Monday 2
Charles Street Club 10.30–2am
Bar 150, cheap drinks
Marine Tavern 12pm–12am
Elsie’s Chill
Queens Arms 3–12am
Spice’s karaoke, 8.30pm
R-Bar 12pm–2am Miss Jason’s
Madhouse and more, 9.30pm
food, 12–8pm
Revenge 10.30pm–3am
Revue Bar 6pm–late
Star Inn 11am–12am
Vavoom Open till 12am
80s, 90s music,
Happy Hour till 11pm
V2 Club £free entry and
cheap drinks, 10pm–late
Harlequin, 43 Providence Place
Bar/nightclub, cabaret/stripper,
Fri/Sat nights. 9pm–4am, Fri/Sat.
01273 620630
www.harlequin-brighton.co.uk
Monkey, Brighton Gloucester,
27 Gloucester Place
A cheeky night for cheeky
monkeys! Every Saturday night.
www.wildfruit.co.uk 01273 688011
Revenge, 32 Old Steine
Huge two-floor club. 10pm–3am,
Sun–Thu till 5am Fri, 6am Sat
www.revenge.co.uk
V2, 5 Steine Street
Open every night from 8pm till
late.
Wildfruit, Creation,
78 West Street
Usually once a month with
teamed nights. Certainly one for
your calendar!
www.wildfruit.co.uk
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IN THE CITY
L7 In the city L7’s guide to what’s new and what’s happening in
and around Brighton and Hove
A time for giving
Help the Sussex Cancer Fund provide the best
for patients in the local area
The Sussex Cancer Fund for Treatment and
Research is a local charity working with the NHS
to create new and improved facilities for cancer
sufferers at the the Sussex Cancer Centre. Based
at the Royal Sussex County Hospital in Brighton,
they aim to give the people of Sussex the best
possible care, while improvements, such as new
equipment and building projects, make the cancer
centre more effective, comfortable and attractive.
Their new website features useful information,
on-line donation facilities, links, and news on events
and and new projects, like their new chemotherapy
suite, a great achievment, due to open this month.
The charity hopes in the future to buy a property
to develop a resource centre, supporting cancer
patients from all over Sussex and providing them with appropriate space
and services. These will include complementary therapies, an information
room for patients and relatives, counselling services, quiet rooms, and
meeting rooms for support groups. The centre will also provide a base for
the Macmillan Team.
If you would like to help the charity achieve the best for its patients donations can be given
on-line or contact administrator Tracy Walker on 01273 664930 who will be happy to answer
any questions and forward you information. Please help to help those with Cancer in Sussex.
30 latest 7
Creative quarter
The SPACE is a unique networking group for the arts
and media in Brighton and Hove
Undoubtedly Brighton is a creative city. But some may feel there
should be more opportunities for those working in the arts and media
to meet with others and gain support. This is why radio producer
Wayne Imms conceived The SPACE (Southern Performance and
Creative Energies) – a new networking event, and more besides.
Since the first one in May, these monthly gatherings have been
graced with various special guests who have had real success in their
fields. September featured author and Gladiator screenwriter William
Nicholson and legendary music video director Tim Pope. Held at the
New Madeira Hotel, the event was inspiring and lively, with around
70 people attending.
The SPACE is supported and funded by the employment initiative
Working Links, a unique public/private/voluntary sector company who
are highly successful in helping the long-term unemployed back into
sustained work and providing for local communities.
On top of this, Wayne and his team are seeking partnerships with
other local groups and businesses, which will hopefully lead to
further funding. “I’m so pleased with our recent event, and our
growing popularity, which we need to build upon”, he said. “There’s
clearly a need for The SPACE in a thriving place like Brighton.”
Sponsored by Working Links: Changing Lives, Creating Futures
www.thespace.me.uk, www.workinglinks.co.uk, www.newmadeirahotel.com
The event’s presenter Hayley Sherman
with William Nicholson
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Picture perfect
Health
& fitness
Latest 7 bats a perfectly made up eye at the world of
permanent make-up thanks to Finishing Touches
TUESDAY 26
Ever wondered what it
would be like to wake
up knowing you can
confidently open the
door to the postman
looking more like a
dazzlingly made up
starlet (with perfectly
applied eyeliner, lip liner
and eyebrows) and less
like the grim reaper?
Well now you can and
Latest 7 sent an
unmade Latest 7
reviewer to try out the
newest ‘Wake up to
Make-up’ permanent
beauty treatment
offered at Finishing
Touches in Brighton.
Before
After
What treatments are available?
Finishing Touches Ltd is one of the UK's foremost practitioners of
permanent cosmetic technology offering eyebrow shaping, eyeliner,
eyeliner shadowing, eyelash enhancement, lip liner, lip blush and full lip
colour but their expertise does not end there. They are also proud of
the work they have achieved in the paramedical field, including
scar/stretch mark camouflage, aerola’s, cleft lip etc. Having designed the
Precision Plus machine, which due to its high level of certification allows
micropigmentation (used to disguise many medical conditions) to be
offered to many clients within the hospital environment. And if all you
want is just a fashion accessory then they do that too! Body Art has
been formulated to give clients small, tasteful, fashionable stencils on
their body, which will gradually fade with time.
Eyes wide awake
Latest 7 says: “Like a lot of us in the 80s, I overplucked my eyebrows
and was tired of having to fill them in using an eyebrow pencil. With this
in mind I went along to meet Alison at her consultancy rooms in
Sackville Gardens to discuss what I would like to see. Friends had
warned me that as I got older I might look a little silly with thinning grey
eye, and fullsome eyebrows, but Ali reassured me that the tattooing in
fact fades a little after a couple of years so you don’t need to be stuck
with the same look. After completing some lengthy, but reassuring Q &
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the brow, Ali pencilled them in and treated the area with an
appropriately chosen colour. The small needles used in the treatment
are really quite painless and within 20 minutes or so, my thin patchy
eyebrows were suitably enhanced.” So, whether you are after a more
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Community Centre,
6.30–7.15pm £2.50/£1.50
Clinical Hypnotherapy
Free taster session by
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Bonne Sante Therapy Centre.
Fitness Pilates
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intermediate/advanced level.
Contact Karen for more
details. *Special offer: Bring
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get your first class FREE*
Dean’s Leisure Centre.
9.30–10.30am. £5
Komaja’s Love Meditation
Meditation and mantra
singing. Komaja Centre,
Hove. 7.30–9.30pm. £Donation
Kundalini Yoga
Orchid Health,
7.30–8.30pm, £7
Low Impact Aerobics
*Special offer: Bring advert
for FREE first class. Dean’s
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Lower Intermediate
Flamenco Dance
Blatchington Mill Dance
Studio, 01273 506681
8.15–9.15pm, £8 drop-in
Over 50s Exercise And
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Ashtanga Yoga
All levels. Brighton Buddhist
Centre, 12.45–2pm, £5/£4
Circuit Training
King Alfred Leisure Centre
8.15–9.15pm, £4.15
Diamond Way Buddhism
Introduction and meditation.
Diamond Way Buddhist
Centre, 7.30pm, £free (Also
Sunday, 7.30pm)
Dynamic Yoga
Drop-in class.
Orchid Health, 8–9.30pm, £5
Forest Sangha Group
Info/bookings call Sam on
07888 821524.
Bodhi Garden, 7.30–9pm
suggested donation £5
Hatha Yoga
Drop-in class with Joanne.
Coral Health and Fitness
1.15–2.15pm, £3.50
Ki & Aikido Basics
Applies Ki training to Aikido
arts. Brighton Ki Centre
7–9pm, £6
Kundalini Yoga
Drop-in yoga class.
Orchid Health, 9.30am, £7
Hatha Yoga
Brighton Buddhist Centre.
6–7.15pm, £6/£4
Pole Passion
Pole fitness class. Pole
Passion, 5.30–6.30pm £20
Relaxation Gentle Yoga
King Alfred Leisure Centre
12.30–1.30pm, £4.15
Restorative Yoga
The Acupuncture Clinic.
12.30–1.30pm. £7 drop-in.
Vajrasati Yoga
All levels welcome. Holistic
Health Clinic, 6.30–8pm, £6
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Mixed and advanced classes.
Holistic Health Clinic
8–9.15pm, £60 six weeks
Brighton Shambhala
Meditation Group
Bookings/info on
01273 557610, Bodhi Garden
Meditation Centre,
7.30–9pm, suggested
donation £5
Circuits Class
Falmer Sports Complex
6–7pm, £3.50
Children’s Ki & Aikido
Ages 8-15, Brighton Ki Centre
5–6pm, £2.50
Latin Reggaeton Night
Salsa followed by reggaeton
at Snaffu. Call 07984 376150
for info,
8.30pm, class and party, £6
Lunchtime Oasis Meditation
Brighton Buddhist Centre
1.15–1.45pm, £3/£2
Rugby Club For Women
All ages! Training every
Thursday, corner of Old
Shoreham Road and Shirley
Drive, Hove
07740 701003, 6.30–8.30pm
Tai Chi For Health
Drop-in class for over 50s.
Call Ian Kendall on
07900 193230 for details,
St George’s Crypt Community
Centre, 11.30am
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Hatha Yoga
The Acupuncture Clinic
9.30–10.30am, £6 drop-in
£30 six classes
Meditation And Buddhism
Introduction
Brighton Buddhist Centre
11am–1pm, £5/£3
Pregnancy Yoga
Natural Bodies, 2–3.15pm, £8
Vajrasati Yoga
Brighton Buddhist Centre
6–7.30pm, £6/£4
SATURDAY 30
Advanced Flamenco Dance
Blatchington Mill Dance
Studio, 01273 506681
10.30–11.30am, £8.50 drop-in
Children’s Ki & Aikido
Four to seven-year-olds.
Brighton Ki Centre
9–9.45am £2.50
Hatha Yoga
Scaravelli-based class
Coral Health and Fitness
7.10–8.10pm, £4.50
Intermediate Flamenco
Blatchington Mill Dance
Studio, 01273 506681
11.30am–1pm, £8.50 drop-in
discounts for block bookings
Meditation And Buddhism
Introduction
Brighton Buddhist Centre
11am–1pm, £5/£3
Vajrasati Yoga
The Acupuncture Clinic.
9.30–11am. £6/£5 concs.
Vinasa Flow Yoga
With Tara Stevenson.
Planet Janet, 07866 255391
10.30am–12pm
£42 six weeks, £8 drop-in
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King Alfred Leisure Centre
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10.30–11.15am, £4.10
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7–10.30pm, £free
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Dynamic Yoga
Orchid Health, 7–8.30am, £5
Hatha Yoga
Coral Health and Fitness
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and 7.10–8.10pm, £3.50
Hatha Yoga
Scaravelli-based class .
Coral Health and Fitness
11.15am–12.15pm and
7.10–8.10pm. £3.50
Inspiring Yoga
All levels. Holistic Health
Clinic, 6.15–7.45pm, £6
Legs, Bums And Tums
Fitness class at Dean’s
Leisure Centre. 6–7pm. £4
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Revolutionary Shamanic Self
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Womens Yoga (Scaravelli)
With Nicki, The Acupuncture
Clinic 6.30–8pm, £9 drop-in
£32 four classes
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The Acupuncture Clinic
143 Portland Road, Hove
01273 722422
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Goldstone Villas, Hove
01273 206868
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Nevill Avenue, Hove
Bodhi Garden Centre
7 Ship St Gardens, Brighton
Call Richard 07796 331167
Bonne Sante Therapy Centre
2c Osmond Road, Hove
Peter Hassell: 07884 213599
Brighton Buddhist Centre
17 Tichborne Street, Brighton
01273 772090
Brighton Ki Centre
12 Queens Square, Brighton
07854 389606
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Regent Street, Brighton
01273 600010
Brighton Reiki Centre
Viaduct Road, Brighton
07968 982136
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Orchard Road, Hove
01273 731262
Dean’s Leisure Centre
Longhill School
01273 305827
Diamond Way Buddhist
Centre
Montpelier Road, Brighton
07736 061108
Falmer Sports Complex
University of Sussex, Brighton
01273 678228
Holistic Health Clinic
53 Beaconsfield Rd, Brighton
01273 696295
King Alfred Leisure Centre
Kingsway, Hove
01273 290290
Komaja Centre
21A Upper Market Street,
Hove, 01273 771472
Planet Janet
86 Church Road, Hove
01273 738389
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98 Trafalger Street, Brighton
07717 584738
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28/29 Bond Street, Brighton
01273 711414
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10 The Drive, Hove
01273 737000
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1st floor, 40 Gardner Street
Brighton 01273 673636
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Church Road, Hove
07984 376150
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Winning pair
Support grows for Dean Wilkins and Dean White to
manage Brighton and Hove Albion permanently
Last week Adam El-Abd became the latest player in the Brighton and
Hove Albion squad to back the club's caretaker duo, Dean Wilkins and
Dean White, in their bid to land the job on a permanent basis.
The defender scored a blunderbuss of a strike in the 4-1 win over
Leyton Orient and then dedicated his first-ever Albion goal to the pair.
He told Latest Sport: “I hope that Dean Wilkins and Dean White get
the job permanently and every single professional in that changing room
feels the same way. The performance should show the chairman we are
all fighting for them – and personally I really hope they get it."
El-Abd's not the only one. Former captain and manager, Brian Horton
has also backed Wilkins. "Good coaches get the chance," the Albion
legend told Latest Sport. "It's now up to Dean [Wilkins] to take it. He's
matured as a coach and he’s got the experience.
“The Brighton supporters, who are fantastic, will like the fact he's
Brighton through and through. It's up to Dick and the board, but Dean's
a first-class person. He's got all the credentials."
Designer managers – as Micky Adams once called them – don't cut
any ice in the Albion dressing room either. Skipper Charlie Oatway was
the first to support the pair, while strikers Gary Hart and Alex Revell
were quick to back up the club captain.
“The Brighton supporters, who are fantastic, will
like the fact he’s Brighton through and through”
Dean Cox and Dean Hammond
added their weight to the case for
White and Wilkins, before Paul Reid
urged the board that they needn't
waste their time in inviting
applications from outside the club –
ask any Albion player and you'll get
the same response.
It's easy to see why the younger
players give the pair the thumbs up.
Dean White and
Former youth coach Wilkins has
Dean Wilkins
been a major influence on the 17
professionals in the 29-man squad
who have come through the ranks, while White has helped them
progress through the reserve ranks. But the senior professionals within
the group have also seen Wilkins's credentials close up – and, more
importantly, they like them.
White is alongside Wilkins all the way – a hardworking, straighttalking, no-nonsense general who has tells it how it is, and has an eye
for talent (in case you didn't know he plucked the likes of Reid, Revell
and Loft from football obscurity). They make a fantastic pair, full of
experience and enthusiasm, and they'll bounce off one another for the
good of the club.
Dick Knight admitted after the Orient thumping that a lot of highquality applicants had been in touch. "I'm keeping a dossier of people
who are interested in managing this club, but right now there isn't any
reason for me to look beyond the four walls of Withdean."
At the time of writing, Albion face tough away assignments at
Southend, Carlisle and Yeovil, but the Latest Sport team are certain by
the time you read this the pair will have further strengthened their case
– and Dick's dossier will be filed in the club's waste disposal.
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Automatters
Mark Baker gives some finely-tuned advice to L7
reader Freddie, who is about to buy his first ever car
Hi Mark,
I passed my driving test after I turned 17 late last year. I‘ve been
working while doing my A levels to earn some money to go towards a
car. I’ve been driving my mum’s Golf over the summer but I’ve now
saved £1,500 to go towards my own car and my mum has offered to
help with the insurance.
I really enjoy driving but I want something that will be cheap and
reliable. I’ve got another year at college so cash will be tight and I don’t
want to be shelling out for repair bills. What car would you recommend?
Cheers,
Freddie
Hi Freddie,
Wow, you’re a lucky guy if your mum has offered to help pay for your
car insurance because, believe it or not, this could cost you as much as
your first car!
You always remember your first motor and, with £1,500 to spend,
there are plenty of options open to you. There are some seriously fun
cars out there that you could easily get insured and, to be honest, if you
pick wisely you shouldn’t have any expensive bills to pay.
My personal favourite would be a Ford Fiesta 1.25 LX or the sportier
Zetec but the hefty group six insurance group could be a killer – you may
well get a nice clean 1998 example with under 40,000 miles on the clock
and full service history for your £1,500, but you would probably have to
lay out more than that to insure it. So unless your mum is feeling
particularly flush I think this one could fall at the first hurdle.
“You always remember your first motor and with
£1,500 to spend there are plenty of options”
Somewhat less fun to drive, but a sensible and reliable motor, would be
an insurance-friendly 1998 VW Polo 1.0 L. It’s a scaled-down version of the
Golf with a big car feel. The Polo won’t rock your world but it offers a solid
reliable package with high levels of quality and safety.
A compromise solution could be the lower-powered and cheaper-toinsure Fiesta 1.3 or the similarly engineered Ka – basically a cut down,
smaller version of the Fiesta with a funkier body. Both of these should
prove easier and cheaper to insure, yet they are still bags of fun to drive
and you could easily get a low mileage 1998 model. Running costs should
be low and, because there are so many of them around, you should be
spoilt for choice.
There are a couple of things you need to consider before you take the
plunge. Firstly, stick to cars with full service history and low mileage –
under 40,000 would be good. You should be able to pick up a one or two
owner example, even at this money. And, secondly, take someone with
you who knows a bit about cars, there are plenty of friendly
independent local garages who offer good service and keenly priced
Fords and VWs.
So good luck, and let me know what you buy.
Mark
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Built to last
Construction a man’s world? Not for carpenter Clare
Leech, who’s won a Barratt’s regional apprentice award
City Point, Brighton
When Clare Leech joined
Barratt’s apprenticeship scheme
apprehensive friends suggested
that it would, at best, be a
‘different experience!’ It certainly
has been, but not in the way
Clare’s friends feared; in fact
she’s done so well that she won
the Barratt’s Regional Apprentice
of the Quarter Award!
“The whole experience of
working as an apprentice
carpenter has been a boost to
my self-esteem,” comments a
delighted Clare. “I’ve had
incredible support from the first
day and all the men in the team
have been fantastic about
working with a woman!”
Clare is one of approximately 200,000 women currently employed in
the UK’s construction industry, although only about one per cent are
tradespeople like Clare – the majority work in design, technical,
management and sales. Clare, however, has no problem with working
on site where she gains valuable hands-on experience from Monday to
Thursday, taking Friday off to attend lectures at college.
Clare Leech, apprentice carpenter for Barratt
“At Barratt we offer
apprenticeships because there
is such a shortage of skilled
staff in all areas of construction,
and training our staff tends to
lead to improvements in
productivity, quality of work and
staff retention,” says Trevor
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“We have a number of
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are qualified. Clare has done
extremely well; regardless of
gender, she is an enthusiastic
and committed member of the
team and that is something
we recognise, appreciate
and reward.”
Clare is currently working at City Point in Brighton where Barratt,
working with joint venture partners The Raven Group, are creating a
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of four-bedroom house. Highly contemporary in style and designed by
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This week’s respondent is Dallas Kruszelnicki, coowner of Yogahaven
What does your company do?
We offer seven different styles of yoga including pregnancy yoga,
as well as massage therapies, nutrition consulting, osteopathy,
Reiki and hypnotherapy.
How old is your company?
We started Yogahaven three years ago to offer Brighton it’s first
dedicated yoga studio.
Where is your company based and why choose this location?
We are located on Donkey Mews in Hove next to the Sanctuary
Cafe on Brunswick Street East. The building used to be a music
studio and has made for an excellent multi-purpose studio for yoga.
Who are your main clients?
We have a varied group of people that come to our classes.
From age 16 to 70, small and large, flexible or stiff, athletic
or lazy – people interested in working on themselves.
If you could put into action the ideal five-year-plan, where
would your company be in five years time?
In five years I would like to see more teachers come from our
classes and to develop a more efficient studio that offers continued
quality instruction.
What do you look for in potential employees?
Quality instructors that are compassionate to people’s limits and
easily approachable to gain knowledge from.
Yogahaven
Kendal House, Donkey Mews Hove BN3 1AW
01273 329642 (32YOGA) www.yogahaven.co.uk
What is the nature of your workforce?
We have close to ten teachers that instruct classes here so there
is a variety of styles to choose from. We also have a number of
therapists that work from our studio to ease any muscle or
emotional strain.
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Business aid
Ian Wilson of local solicitors Dean Wilson Laing gives invaluable
advice to the city’s thousands of small companies and employees
This week: Age Discrimination
QUESTION:
There has been much about age
discrimination in the press
recently. Do these new
regulations apply only to people
approaching retirement?
ANSWER:
No. Although obviously that is the
most obvious stage at which
these regulations are going to be
relied upon by employees. They
can apply equally at the other end
of the age range.
QUESTION:
I am 20 and want to apply for a
responsible job. I am afraid that
when they see my age on my
CV they will automatically
assume that I cannot have
sufficient experience to do this
job. Is there anything I can do
about that if they reject me out
of hand?
ANSWER:
The new regulations are aimed at
preventing discrimination arising
out of presumptions that persons
of a particular age will not be able
to do a particular job.
QUESTION:
How would one ever prove that
you had been rejected because
presumptions were made about
your ability to do the job
because of your age?
ANSWER:
This is the same difficulty as all
discrimination claimant’s
experience. That is why tribunals
are prepared to draw inferences
that there has been
discrimination if the employers do
not come up with any convincing
explanation which would not
amount to a discriminatory
practice.
Ian Wilson is senior partner of
six-partner Brighton solicitors Dean
Wilson Laing and specialises in
employment law. He was a part-time
chairman of the Employment Tribunals
for nine years. He is also a board
member of The Prince’s Trust (Sussex).
Do you have a question on employment law for Ian?
Send it to Latest Homes at our usual address, or by email to editorial@thelatest.co.uk
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As to whether or not I believe if he has
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her to meet his Barra mum and sometimes he
really misses his Barra mum.
When asked how he turned up in Glasgow
with his current family he says he fell and
ended up there.
It’s all very weird and the only reason it
seems true is because Cameron has told the
same story since he could talk and he seems
to know a hell of a lot about this island miles
away from his Glasgow home.
“How confusing it must be for
that little boy who’s spent his
life talking about his other life”
Norma, Cameron’s mum, has decided to
take her son to Barra. It’s a decision she had a
hard time making but she hopes taking him
there will give him some closure and her
some proof.
He talks about living in a white house with
his Barra family and can even give his father’s
name – Shane Robertson.
As Cameron steps off the plane he
announces that he’s happy to be back and
starts telling everyone tales from his past
childhood saying “Mummy I recognise every
little bit.”
If I was in Norma’s shoes I’d be slightly
heartbroken that my son seemed to prefer
and still wanted to be with a family that he no
longer has.
Watching the programme I so desperately
wanted them to find the house and the family
and then they do – the historian finds the
records and they head to the house.
As Cameron sees his white house he
suddenly goes quiet and becomes upset, and
to tell you the truth it made me feel sad too.
How confusing it must be for that little boy
who has spent his whole life talking about his
Driving me crazy
Mental health has always been a bit of a tricky
one to depict, whether you’re talking small,
shaky-set soaps or a big Hollywood blockbuster.
It’s something that the majority of people first
hear about in the playground when someone
uses it as an insult. Can’t do that on telly, so got
to be extra, extra serious about it to show the
writers aren’t doing that. Hmm. Although there is
one soap-writing trait they won’t escape from in
tackling this sensitive subject – if you’re gonna
do it, go all the way.
Mild depression
The Trouble With Celebrity
Five, coming in October
Who has been to and what happens behind the
doors of The Priory – the clinic made famous by
celebrity – or is it people made into celebrities
by The Priory?
People like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss
have become more famous after having
‘problems’ with drink and drugs. It almost
makes getting addicted a way to become
famous.
Why do we have such an obsession with
celebrities hitting rock bottom? Perhaps it’s
because we see them as people who have
everything and who nothing ever goes wrong
for, and when they have to check themselves
into rehab it reassures us normal people that
things still go wrong for them.
The problem with celebrity is that celebrities
exist. Now I realise that’s sounds really twofaced as I am in a job that (if all goes well) will
leave me as a celebrity – I’m going to be one of
those nice down-to-earth celebrities.
Just say NO – it’s not that hard.
“Here Kate Moss, would you like a line of
coke?”
“Erm, no.” There we go, I said it for her.
When someone admits to having a problem
with addiction, chances are they will be put on
a waiting list to get on another waiting list to
possibly get help, but if you have been in The
Sun you sign up for a £600-per-night prison
where you mingle with other celebs struggling
with their jobs – which most the time doesn’t
ever seem like much!
If Corrie’s Claire is going to get post-natal
depression, then don’t just have her crying the
whole time – make sure she tries to kill her poor
mite! None of this moderate depression as a
result of, say, the way her husband has been
behaving of late, getting into fights and trying to
kidnap his son and leave the country. No! Not
even a perpetual headache from his squeaky
voice. Of course not! No, the most solidly
together woman on the street who looks like a
12-year-old has got to be cracking up because
of the baby. Only proper, innit?
Truth or mad
But don’t you worry your little cotton socks
about her. She’s going to be all right in the end.
How do we know? Because Stingray’s at
university, that’s how. The original ADD
(Attention Deficit Disorder) poster kid from
Neighbours is now on his meds without a
murmur of a problem and off at uni doing film
studies. Bonza! Summer Bay’s Irene apparently
went a bit loopy not too long ago, but it turned
out someone was poisoning her with mercury.
Oh, that’s all right then. In fact, there have been
a lot of people over the years who haven’t had
their plot-threatening truth acknowledged
because they were believed to be ‘a bit ill in the
head at the moment’, only to be shown later to
have been trying to spring open a mystery all
along. If folks had believed Irene, Josh might
still be with us today. OK, maybe that wouldn’t
be such a blessing – that bloody armpit beard.
That piece of facial hair was a lot more
unhinged than any Summer Bay murderer.
Thank God the danger’s gone.
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Films on TV
This week’s must-see movies
Run rabbit run:
Watership Down, Mon, 7.15pm, Film 4
Tuesday 26
Casino ★★★★
1995 • Sky Movies Two • 10pm
Director Martin Scorsese
Still riding on the crest of the wave with a gun
to its head that was Goodfellas, Scorsese had
a job on his hands getting his next project up
to the same standard. Sticking with the theme
of ‘potted history of American organised crime
as told by reformed insider’ that worked so
well for Henry Hill’s Mafia hagiography, this
stars Scorsese regulars Robert De Niro and
Joe Pesci in a patchier, slightly too long but
still gripping, rags-to-riches trip down Memory
Lane by Las Vegas mobsters.
Danielle Seitz
Wednesday 27
Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead
★★★★
1995• BBC1 • 11.20pm
Director Gary Fleder
What on the surface comes across as a crimecaper-gone-wrong thriller is a more satisfyingly
multi-layered entry into a genre that’s crying
out for more morbidly funny metaphysical
musings like this. Andy Garcia is the crim
trying to go straight pulled in by Christopher
Walken’s mob boss for one last job, which
Andy’s poorly chosen band of endearingly
whacky cronies botch spectacularly. Steve
Buscemi is the silent hitman hired to exact a
gruesome, one-by-one revenge.
DS
Swingers ★★★★
1996• Film 4 • 10.55pm
Director Doug Liman
Cleverly written (with one eye on Barry
Levinson's excellent movie Diner) Swingers is
a smart, witty ensemble piece that exudes
ironic cool while managing to sharply
comment on the plight of men, women and
modern life in general. The story follows
slumming New York actor Mike (Jon Favreau)
as he attempts to negotiate the LA singles
scene, alternatively helped and hindered by
irrepressible best mate Trent (Vince Vaughn).
Capturing both the 90s ironic lounge ‘n’ cigars
revival and the wave of Loaded-style new
laddism, it’s still right on the money, even after
all these years.
MC
Sunday 1 October
JFK ★★★
1991 • BBC1 • 10.55pm
Director Oliver Stone
Ollie got all fired up on patriotic fervour and
conspiracy-theory zealotry to make what is, as
a work of fiction, a well-crafted, compelling
thriller, but which holds as much water as a
pair of fishnet tights if taken too seriously.
Kevin Costner plays Jim Garrison, the DA
whose book on the Kennedy assassination
forms the crux of this Warren-Commissionbashing exploration of the myriad possibilities
behind what really happened on the grassy
knoll that day. Gary Oldman, Sissy Spacek and
Tommy Lee Jones lend able support.
DS
Thursday 28
Saturday 30
Monday 2
Dogma ★★
1999 • Channel 4 • 10pm
The Fifth Element ★★★★
1997 • Channel 4 • 9.10pm
Watership Down ★★★★
1978 • Film 4 • 7.15pm
Director Kevin Smith
Cult director Kevin Smith hit a rare bum note
in this uneven religious road movie-cum-satire
that left fans confused and the Catholic
Church angry. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
star as angels out to destroy the world, tailed
by God’s own messenger, Alan Rickman. Kev
may have defended the movie throughout the
drubbing it received from both the online geek
army and the broadsheet film critics, but he
was back on more familiar ground for his next
effort, Jay And Silent Bob Fight Back.
Matt Chittock
Director Luc Besson
Currently doing the cinema rounds with Angel
A, Besson was in his proverbial here with this
breakneck-paced, sky-high-camp sci-fi comic
fantasy with a Doctor Who-ish plot and the
kind of boy-girl love story only a gay man
could think of. Bruce Willis is the Joe Bloggs
everyman, a cabbie in a futuristic world who
becomes embroiled in über-being Milla
Jovovich’s quest. Gary Oldman is the Masterlike baddie; Chris Tucker and Ian Holm are part
of the team helping Bruce and Milla save the
world. Brilliant, well-dressed fun.
DS
Director Martin Rosen
Richard Adams’s imperiled rabbits find fine
voice with John Hurt and Denholm Elliott in a
melodramatic, but classy animated adaptation
of the literary classic. At the film’s heart is an
exciting adventure yarn following head rabbit
Hazel as he leads his bunny believers away
from encroaching myxomatosis towards a
new home in the hills. Solid stuff, but beware:
it’s ultimately pretty depressing (some mid
70s gloom seems to have made it onscreen).
The theme song and the climax alone are
enough to reduce even the toughest film critic
to a blubbering mess.
MC
Friday 29
Croupier ★★★★
1998 • More 4 • 9pm
Director Mike Hodges
A cunning existential thriller that was buried
on release, this has nevertheless made a
name for itself as a cult film. It follows Clive
Owen as a down-on-his-luck novelist who
becomes a croupier in a London casino to
gather raw material for his book. Submerged
in his new identity, he becomes obsessed
with the gambling life while drawing clear
parallels between the artist and the croupier.
Despite occasionally being too clever for its
own good, this is a literate, ambitious movie
that rewards multiple viewing.
MC
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Striptease
1995 • Five • 11.10pm
Director Andrew Bergman
Demi Moore stars as a single mom stripper
raising her daughter while fending off
advances from sleazy senator Burt Reynolds
in this classic Turkey based on a Carl Hiaasen
novel. There’s plenty going on in the script
(homicidal stage-prop snakes and bouncers
who throw hissy fits provide local colour),
but it’s not funny enough to be a comedy
and too slack to muster even the cheapest
of thrills. The film was sold on seeing Demi’s
bare bod, a pleasure which, even in the mid90s, you could enjoy by visiting your local
video store and renting any of her previous
flicks. Pointless.
MC
Less of Moore:
Striptease,
Sat, 11.10pm, Five
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Stephen Fry: The Secret Life
Of The Manic Depressive
BBC2, 9pm
This is the concluding part of
Fry’s fascinating look at the
illness that is taking over more
and more of us. This week he
tells more of his own inside story
of wrestling with what Churchill
called ‘the black dog’ and how it
led his to attempted suicide 11
years ago. We’re glad he failed.
Lost
Channel 4, 10pm & 11pm
It’s the series finale. Oh. My. God.
How many hatches are they
gonna find? Are ‘The Others’
really bad? What is this major
experiment? Most importantly –
what happens if no one enters
the numbers? Locke really wants
to know that last one and it looks
like it’s gonna be the twist that
has us hanging for series 3. Gulp.
The Office:
An American Workplace
ITV2, 11.35pm
Although based on our muchloved The Office from the Gervais
and Merchant camp, this brings
its own localised squirming
embarrassments. Like crossing
David Brent with Larry David’s
Curb Your Enthusiasm this is hidebehind-the-sofa unmissable
contemporary comedy. Have a go.
terrestrial
BBC1
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 To Buy Or
Not To Buy 10.00 City Hospital
11.00 Homes Under The Hammer
11.30 Bargain Hunt
12.15pm Cash In The Attic 1.00
BBC News; Weather 1.30 Regional
News; Weather 1.40 Neighbours
2.05 Doctors 2.35 Diagnosis
Murder 3.20 BBC News; Weather;
Regional News 3.25 Bodger And
Badger 3.40 Mona The Vampire
4.05 Pitt And Kantrop 4.30
Kerching! 5.00 Blue Peter 5.25
Newsround 5.35 Neighbours
6.00 BBC News; Weather
6.30 South East Today; Weather
7.00 Celebrity MasterChef
Mildly famous people getting
mucky and trying to avoid the
yucky.
7.30 EastEnders Jake realises
Sean is using Ruby. Leave the poor
girl alone with her untrustworthy
lothario. He looks good evil.
8.00 Holby City Kyla’s temper
gets the better of her again. Yeah,
yeah, she promises never to do it
again. Yadda, yadda. We believe
her.
9.00 Whistleblower Bailiffs
behaving badly.
10.00 BBC News; Regional
News; Weather
10.35 Skint Got no dosh? Suck it
up. These people really REALLY
have no dosh. Feel wealthy with a
pound coin and a Mars bar.
11.05 FILM: This Boy’s Life
(1993) Starring Robert De Niro,
Ellen Barkin, Leonardo DiCaprio.
Ms Barkin meets lovely new beau
Mr De Niro, who appears to offer
everything she could want for
herself and son Leonardo. Until
they get married and he turns into
scary shouty man with a fondness
for sharp sticks. Uh oh.
1.00am Sign Zone See Hear 1.45
A Week Of Dressing Dangerously
2.15 Animal Rescue
2.45 Joins BBC News 24
sport
BBC2
7.00am Batfink 7.05 Time Warp
Trio 7.30 Roar 8.30 Tweenies 8.50
Our Planet 9.00 Underground Ernie
9.10 Come Outside 9.30 Me Too!
9.50 Gordon The Garden Gnome
10.00 Big Cook Little Cook 10.20
Pingu 10.30 Primary History 10.50
Primary Geography 11.10 City
Scapes 11.30 Labour Party
Conference
1.00pm Science Clips (x2) 1.20
Science Clips Investigates 1.30
Working Lunch 2.00 Labour Party
Conference 4.00 Flog It! 4.30Ready
Steady Cook 5.15 Weakest Link
6.00 Eggheads Scramble your
brain with this quiz.
6.30 Extreme Dreams With Ben
Fogle Ben Fogle leads a team of
five would-be explorers to scale
the highest peak in Africa, Mount
Kilimanjaro. Disaster looms.
7.00 Who Do You Think You
Are? Athlete Colin Jackson
searches out his roots in Britain,
Jamaica and North America. His
folks always seemed to be on the
move!
8.00 Home Ha ha. They obviously
didn’t think through this entire
series. The room for this week is
‘new types of rooms’. Ideas.
Running. Out. Of.
9.00 Stephen Fry: The Secret
Life Of The Manic Depressive
See highlights.
10.00 Kath And Kim Kim doesn’t
care that her best friend Tina isn’t
coming to the baby shower. Really.
No, really really really.
10.30 Newsnight
11.20 Dragons’ Den Pitches
include: a training machine for
cricketers; a wall chart to help
parents improve their children’s
behaviour. Sounds slightly
Supernannyish to me.
12.20am Joins BBC News 24
2.00 BBC Learning Zone
Schools: AS Guru: Biology 1 4.00
AS Guru: Biology 2
ITV1
Channel 4
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy
Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning
12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV
Lunchtime News; Weather 2.00
Midsomer Murders 3.00 Paz 3.05
Pocoyo 3.10 Curious George 3.30
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4.00
Heartbeat 5.00 The Sharon
Osbourne Show
6.00am The Cubeez 6.10 The
Hoobs (x2) 7.00 Freshly Squeezed
7.30 Friends 8.00 Everybody Loves
Raymond 8.30 Will & Grace 9.00
Frasier 9.30 Make Me A Grown Up
10.00 Sticks And Stones 11.00 My
Crazy Life 11.30 The Deadly
Knowledge Show
12.00pm News At Noon 12.30
Third Watch 1.15 King Of Queens
1.40 In Your Dreams 1.50 FILM:
Belle Starr (1941) 3.30 Countdown
4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The
New Paul O’Grady Show
6.00 Meridian Tonight
6.30 ITV Evening News;
Weather
7.00 Emmerdale Jo turns things
with Andy to her advantage. Dude,
you’ve done your Inside Soap
covers looking moody – let
someone else have a go!
7.30 UEFA Champions League
Live Steve Rider presents live
coverage from the Stadium of
Light in Lisbon of Manchester
United’s second group game,
against Benfica. With commentary
by Clive Tyldesley and David Pleat.
9.45 It Shouldn’t Happen To... A
Showbiz Reporter Rory McGrath
narrates this guide to tackling the
highs and lows of press
conferences, junkets, and live onthe-spot reports with those egoled and people-blaming
celebrities. Dahling! We need
fresh goats’ milk from the
Himalayas (or something like that).
10.30 ITV News Scary stuff.
11.00 UEFA Champions League
Highlights Jim Rosenthal
presents highlights.
12.00am Motorsport UK NB. The
most important part of the car is
the brakes. Remember.
12.35 ITV Play: The Mint
3.45 Mum’s On Strike
4.20 Date My Daughter
5.00 ITV Nightscreen T
5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.00 The Simpsons
6.30 Hollyoaks Ooh! Nasty stuff
has hit the whirling thing. Mike is
devastated by Sarah’s admission
that she knew about Kathy’s
liaison with Rhys.
7.00 Channel 4 News
7.55 3 Minute Wonder
8.00 A New Life: Risking It All
Best mates Gary and Ben are
disillusioned with their current
lives and want to start afresh by
setting up their own business in
the male grooming trade. I blame
the media.
9.00 Supernanny Two parents
working full time. Four children up
to the usual badly behaved
skullduggery. Only one parent is
dealing with it. Come on Jo – help
them out!
10.00 Lost See highlights.
11.00 Lost See highlights.
12.00am Party Poker.com Late
Night Poker Ace Thirty-two
online qualifiers battle it out to be
the best amateur poker player.
1.05 The Dead Zone
1.55 Mindshock
2.55 Portrait Of A Young Man
Drowning
3.05 Dispatches: The Labour Loans
Scandal
4.00 Number Crew Animated
4.10 Number Crew 2 (x5)
5.00 Star Maths 1 (x2)
5.20 Maths Mansion (x4)
Five
Sky Sports 1
6.00am The Save-Ums! 6.10 Bear
In The Big Blue House 6.40 The
Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill & His
Best Friend Corky 6.50 Hi-5 7.25
Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends
7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00
FiFi & The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa
Pig 8.20 Funky Valley 8.30 Franny’s
Feet 8.45 Bird Bath 8.50 Sandy
And Mr Flapper 9.00 Wright Stuff
10.30 Trisha 11.30 News
12.00pm Home & Away 12.30
BrainTeaser 1.35 FILM: The Little
Riders (1995) 3.40 FILM: Blessed
Stranger (2000) 5.30 News
6.00 Home And Away She’s baaack. After Sally’s house is
trashed, she realises that Zoe is
back. Be afraid. And unoriginal.
6.30 Two And A Half Men
7.00 Five News
7.15 Don’t Get Me Started
Middle-class rant.
8.00 The Diet Doctors: Inside &
Out Diet doctors Wendy Denning
and Vicki Edgson tackle 26-stone
Carol’s dangerously swollen
ankles. Sounds more like rugby
than diet tips.
9.00 CSI: Miami The CSIs
investigate when a rapist is
brutally murdered after his identity
was exposed. Maybe they can let
this one slide.
10.00 CSI: NY An eccentric
billionaire is found dead in his
bedroom and when Danny begins
to process the scene he
inadvertently trips a panic button,
sealing himself in with the victim.
Silly boy.
11.00 Trust Me I’m A Holiday
Rep Shan’t.
12.05am The FBI Files
1.05 NASCAR Chase For The
Nextel Cup
1.55 Seniors Golf
2.45 FIM World Motocross
Championship
3.35 ITU Triathlon
4.25 Boxing Classic
5.10 Football Argentina
6.00am Soccer AM: The Best Bits
7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Ford
Monday Night Football 10.00
Aerobics Oz Style 10.30 Soccer
AM: The Best Bits 11.30 Football
Asia 12.00pm Ford Monday Night
Football 2.00 Football: UEFA
Champions League (x8) 6.00
Revista De La Liga 7.00 Gillette
Soccer Special 10.00 You’re On
Sky Sports 11.00 Revista De La
Liga 12.00am Football Asia 12.30
Tennis: Davis Cup 2006 1.30 You’re
On Sky Sports
Sky Sports 2
6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Be
Spoked 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style
7.30 Angling: World Fly Casting
Championships. Not by JR Hartley.
8.30 World Motor Sport 11.00
Speedway: Elite League 1.30pm
World Motor Sport 4.00 Mountain
Biking 5.00 Rally Fever 6.00
European Seniors Tour Golf 7.00
LIVE Football: UEFA Champions
League 11.00 Poker Million 2006.
And it’s all done in two hours.
Amazing. 1.00am Rally Fever 2.00
Mountain Biking
Sky Sports 3
7.30am Speedway: Elite League
10.00 Angling: World Fly Casting
Championships 11.00 Racing
News 11.30 Aerobics Oz Style
12.00pm Max Power. Never do
things part way, show them off to
the max. 1.00 Angling: World Fly
Casting Championships 2.00 Be
Spoked 2.30 Wild Spirits. Not
about ghosts or vodka. Can you
guess what it is about? 3.00
International Bowls 5.00 WWE
Smackdown. Big men in leotards
smacking the heck out of each
other. Rock on! 7.00 Angling:
World Fly Casting Championships
8.00 Tennis: Davis Cup 2006 9.00
International Bowls 11.00 Rally
Fever 12.00am European Seniors
Tour Golf 1.00 International Bowls
Victoria Nangle
extraterrestrial
Sky One
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Living TV
12.00pm Star Trek:
Enterprise 1.00 Las
Vegas 2.00 Angel 3.00
Star Trek: Enterprise 4.00
Star Trek: Voyager 5.00
Stargate SG-1 6.00
Futurama (x2) 7.00 The
Simpsons (x4) 9.00
Vroom Vroom 10.00
When Big Ron Went Iffy
11.00 Nip/Tuck 12.00am
Stargate SG-1
7.00pm Doctor Who 7.50
Doctor Who Confidential
8.00 Dog Borstal 9.00
Little Britain 9.30 I’m
With Stupid 10.00
EastEnders 10.30 Little
Miss Jocelyn 11.00 That
Mitchell And Webb Look
11.30 Family Guy (x2)
12.15am Nighty Night
12.45 Swiss Toni 1.10 I’m
With Stupid
7.00pm Meetings With
Remarkable Trees 7.10
Leeds Piano Competition
2006 8.00 The World
8.30 Family Ties 9.00 The
Piano: A Love Affair
10.00 Family Ties 10.30
Arena 12.00am The
Piano: A Love Affair 1.00
Liane Carroll - Live From
Brecon Jazz 2.00 Leeds
Piano Competition 2006
5.15pm Airline 5.45
Judge Judy 7.00 The
New Adventures Of
Superman 8.00 High
School Reunion 9.00
FILM: 40 Days And 40
Nights (2002) 10.55
Entourage 11.35 The
Office: An American
Workplace. See
highlights. 12.00am
FILM: Cliffhanger (1993)
12.25pm Lovejoy 1.35
Forever Green 2.40
Ironside 3.40 Goodnight
Sweetheart 4.15 The
Rockford Files 5.15
Goodnight Sweetheart
5.55 Lovejoy 8.00 Agatha
Christie’s Partners In
Crime 9.00 PD James:
Unnatural Causes 11.20
Bad Girls 12.25am
Touching Evil
7.30pm Headland 8.00
Friends (x2) 9.00 Ghost
Whisperer 10.00
Supernanny: Beyond The
Naughty Step 10.30
Russell Brand’s Got
Issues 11.00 X-Rated: The
Sex Films They Tried To
Ban 12.35am Ghost
Whisperer 1.30 One Tree
Hill 2.25 Supernanny:
Beyond The Naughty Step
3.25pm Thirtysomething
4.30 FILM: Laura (1944)
6.05 Deal Or No Deal
7.00 One Year To Pay Off
Your Mortgage 8.00
More4 News 8.30 The
Daily Show With Jon
Stewart 9.00 Sex Traffic
10.55 Six Feet Under
11.55 The Daily Show
With Jon Stewart
12.25am Sex Traffic
7.00pm Will & Grace (x2)
8.00 Britain’s Next Top
Model 9.00 Most
Haunted 10.00 Sensing
Murder 11.30 CSI: Crime
Scene Investigation
12.30am Most Haunted
Unseen 1.30 The Best Of
Jane Goldman
Investigates 2.25
Miracles 3.20 The Father
Dowling Mysteries
UK TV Gold
Paramount
Discovery
Sci Fi
Sky Movies 1 Sky Movies 2 Film4
TCM
3.40pm Open All Hours
4.20 Only Fools And
Horses 5.00 Murder, She
Wrote 6.00 Doctor Who
7.00 Only Fools And
Horses 7.40 Dinnerladies
8.20 Open All Hours (x3)
10.20 Blackadder The
Third 11.00 In Justice
11.55 Open All Hours (x2)
1.15am Blackadder The
Third 1.55 Doctor Who
4.00pm King Of Queens
(x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves
Raymond (x2) 6.00
Becker (x2) 7.00 Frasier
(x2) 8.00 That 70s Show
(x2) 9.00 King Of Queens
(x2) 10.00 Sex And The
City 10.35 Respectable
11.05 Trailer Park Boys
11.35 The World Stands
Up 12.05am Jack Dee
Live At The Apollo
1.00pm How It’s Made
(x2) 2.00 Forensic
Detectives 3.00 The FBI
Files 4.00 Time Team
5.00 How It’s Made (x2)
6.00 American Chopper
7.00 Mythbusters 8.00
How It’s Made (x2) 9.00
Deadliest Catch (x2)
11.00 Forensic Detectives
12.00am The FBI Files
1.00 True Crime Scene
1.00pm The Pretender
2.00 Mysterious Ways
3.00 FILM: Legend (1985)
5.00 Angel 6.00 Roswell
7.00 Star Trek 8.00 Angel
9.00 Stephen King’s
Storm Of The Century
10.00 FILM: Cabin By The
Lake (2000) 11.50 FILM:
Emmanuelle In Space:
One Last Fling (1995)
12.50am Sci Fi Quiz Zone
4.30pm The Michael
Jackson Story: Man In
The Mirror (2004) 6.15
Suzanne’s Diary For
Nicholas (2005) 8.00
White Chicks (2004)
10.00 Man Of The House
(2005) 11.45 A Very
Brady Sequel (1996)
1.30am The First $20
Million Is Always The
Hardest (2002)
8.35am Grand Hotel
(1932) 10.45 Les Girls
(1957) 12.55pm Mildred
Pierce (1945) 3.00 Easter
Parade (1948) 4.55 The
Tender Trap (1955) 7.00
Penelope (1966) 9.00
Whatever Happened To
Baby Jane? (1962) 11.25
Pennies From Heaven
(1981) 1.15am The Angry
Hills (1959)
12.10pm Dear God (1996)
2.10 Christy: Choices Of
The Heart (2001) 4.00
Bingo (1991) 5.40 Star
Wars: The Birth Of The
Lightsabre 6.00 Dear God
(1996) 8.00 Wedding
Crashers (2005) 10.00
Casino (1995) See film
guide. 1.00am Taking
Lives (2004) 3.00 Dying
Young (1991)
3.00pm The Four
Feathers (1939) 5.10 The
History Of Mr Polly
(1949) 7.10 The
Woodlanders (1997) 9.00
Stepmom (1998) Julia
Roberts in a weepy
where she doesn’t die.
11.25 Me And You And
Everyone We Know
(2004) 1.10am The Last
Detail (1973)
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Who Do You Think You Are?
BBC1, 9pm
‘Tis the turn of the multi-accented
man of the moment David
Tennant to trace back his
ancestry and find out a little more
about where he came from. Fresh
from Doctor Who, he squeezed in
time to find out his Scottish
grandfather was a footballer and
the love story that caught him
when he met David’s grandma.
The Apprentice USA
BBC2, 11.20pm
It’s been hidden away at the later
end of the schedule but if you
caught any of this series you’ll
know it was incredible fun to
watch. From Michael’s sulking
and moods to the fiasco that was
both teams losing the advertising
task. Even Donald was floored by
that. If you missed it all don’t miss
this recap of the story so far.
The Real Hustle
BBC3, 8.30pm
The gang is back and they’re
ready to fleece you and any other
unsuspecting punter that comes
their way. These poachers turned
gamekeepers (of a sort) show off
all the different tricks they used
to pull to get your dosh. Only
problem with watching this is
resisting the temptation to rush
out and give the scams a go.
terrestrial
BBC1
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 To Buy Or
Not To Buy 10.00 City Hospital
11.00 Homes Under The Hammer
11.30 Bargain Hunt
12.15pm Cash In The Attic 1.00
BBC News; Weather 1.30 Regional
News; Weather 1.40 Neighbours
2.05 Doctors 2.35 Diagnosis
Murder 3.20 BBC News; Weather;
Regional News 3.25 Bodger And
Badger 3.40 Mona The Vampire
4.05 Pitt And Kantrop 4.30
Kerching! 5.00 Blue Peter 5.25
Newsround 5.35 Neighbours
6.00 BBC News; Weather
6.30 South East Today; Weather
7.00 Celebrity MasterChef Tasty
treats from Z-lister wannabes.
7.30 Airport Bob Geldof is on his
way to the G8 summit and
journalists Steve and Russell want
a quote. You get the feeling the
second word could be ‘off’?
8.00 Vet Safari Emma and Shaun
have just one month to move
3,500 animals – including rhino,
giraffe, ostrich and buffalo. Simon
says ‘move over there’?
9.00 Who Do You Think You
Are? New Who David Tennant,
finds a history of love across the
tracks in his family. Mother-inlaws, eh? See highlights.
10.00 BBC News; Regional
News; Weather
10.35 The National Lottery:
Midweek Draws
10.40 Give Me Shelter Doc about
homeless young people.
11.20 FILM: Things To Do In
Denver When You’re Dead
(1995) Starring Andy Garcia, Treat
Williams, Christopher Lloyd.
Stylish thriller with a former Press
Gang star. See film guide.
1.15am Sign Zone Ancient Rome:
The Rise And Fall Of An Empire
2.15 Are We Being Served? 2.45
Fred Dibnah’s World Of Steam,
Steel And Stone
3.15 Joins BBC News 24
sport
BBC2
7.00am Batfink 7.05 Time Warp
Trio 7.30 Roar 8.30 Tweenies 8.50
Our Planet 9.00 Underground Ernie
9.10ComeOutside9.30MeToo! 9.50
Gordon The Garden Gnome 10.00
Big Cook Little Cook 10.20 Pingu
10.30 What The Ancients Did For
Us 11.30 Labour Party Conference
1.00pm Crawshaw’s Watercolour
Cruise 1.25 Coast: Northern
Ireland 1.30 Working Lunch 2.00
The Flying Gardener 2.15 Labour
Party Conference 3.40 Flog It! 4.25
Ready Steady Cook 5.10 Weakest
Link 5.55 Party Political Broadcast
6.00 Eggheads Quick questions
for quizzical quacks. And other
people.
6.30 Extreme Dreams With Ben
Fogle The team is reeling from
last night’s medical emergency and
it looks as if one team member
will have to be evacuated off the
mountain. Not as easy as it looks.
7.00 Comedy Doubles Dad’s
Army is followed by Hi-De-Hi, both
written by sitcom legends David
Croft and Jimmy Perry.
8.00 Rick Stein’s French
Odyssey The final part of Rick
Stein’s epic barge journey through
southwest France.
8.30 Fred Dibnah’s World Of
Steam, Steel And Stone
Enthusiasm personified.
9.00 Anatomy Of A Crime The
body of Nigerian chief Augustine
was found amid his ransacked flat
in Manchester. Rigsby was not
under suspicion.
10.00 Two Pints Of Lager And A
Packet Of Crisps A book called
Piggy Goes Oink changes Louise’s
life. Funny how toddler books can
sound like self-help.
10.30 Newsnight
11.20 The Apprentice USA
See highlights.
12.00am Joins BBC News 24
2.00 BBC Learning Zone
Schools: Shakespeare: The
Animated Tales (x2)
ITV1
Channel 4
6.00 Meridian Tonight
6.30 ITV Evening News;
Weather
6.55 Party Conference
Broadcast: Labour Party
7.00 Emmerdale Jasmine fails to
fall for Scott’s charms. That’s the
second lady lately to do that. Lad,
you’re losing it.
7.30 Coronation Street Violet’s
suspicions about Jamie’s sexuality
grow. Does he really have even
less interest in ladies’ undies than
his business acumen implies?
8.00 The Bill June and Diane
Noble get mixed up in the
trafficking of ladies by folk who
are definitely not gentlemen.
9.00 Wire In The Blood Tony
quickly solves the violent murder
of a young prostitute, only to find
her killer already securely locked
away. Uno problemo here. Remote
control killer perhaps?
10.30 ITV News
11.00 The Contender II Bash!
Pow! Ding!
12.00am ITV Play: The Mint
You want to call but you know you
shouldn’t. But it looks so easy and
it’s so much dosh!
3.10 British Touring Cars
4.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Your
baby’s daddy is in prison and
you’re only 12 years old. Welcome.
5.00 ITV Nightscreen
5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.00 The Simpsons
6.30 Hollyoaks Sarah realises
how vulnerable Amy is and tries to
help. The ladies in this house
aren’t doing well.
7.00 Channel 4 News
7.55 3 Minute Wonder
8.00 How Clean Is Your House?
The duo assist professional dog
walker James Grieve. Dog hair and
muddy pawprints galore.
8.30 You Are What You Eat Kim
MacDonald works in a healthy
vegetarian restaurant but her love
of junk food has caused her
weight to balloon to 17 stone.
That’s gotta be grim determination.
9.00 Ian Wright’s Unfit Kids Ian
spends some time as a school PE
teacher and takes the teenagers to
an army-style boot camp.
10.00 Ballet Changed My Life:
Ballet Hoo! Saving the troubled
by teaching them to dance. Sounds
like US teen film but is actually a
Channel 4 and Youth Risk project.
11.05 Emporio Armani Red:
One Night Only Loadsa stars, ie
Beyoncé, 50 Cent and Razorlight,
doing stuff for charidee, mate.
12.10am Coming Up
12.40 Comedy Lab
1.15 FIVB Beach Volleyball
2.10 Trans World Sport
3.05 Viking Boat Race
5.05 Chrono-Perambulator
5.15 Countdown
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy
Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning
12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV
Lunchtime News; Weather 2.00
Midsomer Murders 3.00 Paz 3.05
Pocoyo 3.10 Curious George 3.25
Spongebob Squarepants 3.40
Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids
4.00 Heartbeat 5.00 The Sharon
Osbourne Show
6.00am The Cubeez 6.10 The
Hoobs (x2) 7.00 Freshly Squeezed
7.30 Friends 8.00 Everybody Loves
Raymond 8.30 Will & Grace 9.00
Frasier 9.30 Make Me A Grown Up
10.00 Adopt Me: I’m A Teenager
11.00 My Crazy Life 11.30 The
Deadly Knowledge Show
12.00pm News At Noon 12.30
Third Watch 1.25 FILM: Call Me
Madam (1953) 3.30 Countdown
4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The
New Paul O’Grady Show
Five
Sky Sports 1
6.00am The Save-Ums! 6.10 Bear
In The Big Blue House 6.40 The
Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And
His Best Friend Corky 6.50 Hi-5
7.25 Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch
Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy
8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15
Peppa Pig 8.20 Funky Valley 8.30
Franny’s Feet 8.45 Bird Bath 8.50
Sandy And Mr Flapper 9.00 Wright
Stuff 10.30 Trisha 11.30 News
12.00pm Home And Away 12.30
BrainTeaser 1.30 FILM: The Bravos
(1972) 3.35 FILM: Open Heart
(2004) 5.30 News
6.00 Home And Away Peter
shoots a mystery figure seen
running from the warehouse – but
it’s not Zoe. Gun-happy coppers.
6.30 Two And A Half Men
7.00 Five News
7.15 Grizzlies: Living With
Alaskan Bears Lots and lots of
porridge. And honey. And mainline
railway stations.
8.00 The Teen Tamer Lorrine
confronts 13-year-old Chris’s
adolescent mood swings, which
have driven his mum and dad to
the brink of separation. Bet you
were never like that.
9.00 (TBA) Randomness of a
surprise.
10.00 Swinging Sexual comedy
sketch show. Oh, I say!
10.30 Respectable To avoid
deportation, Madame Maureen
arranges a sham marriage
between Yelena and the everwilling Barry. At the wedding,
middle-aged punter Michael is
horrified when his wife finally
meets prostitute Hayley.
11.00 Trust Me I’m A Holiday
Rep Final programme and series
round-up. Oh, how we laughed, we
cried and we got paid.
12.05am PartyPoker.com World
Open II
1.35 Baseball Wednesday
4.35 NHRA Drag Racing: Toyo
Tyres Nationals
6.00am You’re On Sky Sports 7.00
WWE Heat 8.00 Poker Million
2006 10.00 Aerobics Oz Style 10.30
La Liga 11.30 Poker 1.30pm
Football Asia 2.00 UEFA
Champions League (x8) 6.00
European Tour 6.30 PCA Cricketer
Of The Year Awards 7.00 Soccer
Special 10.00 You’re On Sky Sports
11.00 PCA Cricketer Of The Year
Awards 11.30 European Tour
12.00am J League 12.30 Total
Rugby 1.00 Poker 3.00 You’re On
Sky Sports 4.00 PCA Cricketer Of
The Year Awards
Sky Sports 2
6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Be
Spoked 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style 7.30
Be Spoked 8.00 Sports Unlimited
9.00 International Bowls 11.00 Be
Spoked 11.30 Equestrianism
12.00pm European Seniors Tour
1.00 Mountain Biking 2.00 Davis
Cup 2006 3.00 European Seniors
Tour 4.00 Poker 6.00 LIVE Football:
UEFA Champions League 11.00
WBC Muay Thai Boxing 1.00am
World Circuit Series 1.30 European
Tour 2.00 Trans World Sport 3.00
WBC Muay Thai Boxing
Sky Sports 3
6.30am Mountain Biking 7.30
Showjumping: Millstreet Horse
Show 8.30 World Pool Masters
9.30 The Dogs 10.00 Rally Fever
11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics
Oz Style 12.00pm Showjumping:
Millstreet Horse Show 1.00 World
Pool Masters 2.00 Be Spoked 2.30
The Dogs 3.00 Sports Unlimited
4.00 World Pool Masters 5.00
WWE The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE
Afterburn 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30
Irish Greyhound Racing 8.00 Boots
N All 9.00 Tenpin Bowling 10.00
Watersports World 11.00 Total
Rugby 11.30 World Circuit Series
12.00am Trans World Sport 1.00
Beach Volleyball 2.00 Beach
Volleyball
Victoria Nangle
extraterrestrial
Sky One
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Living TV
1.00pm Las Vegas 2.00
Angel 3.00 Star Trek:
Enterprise 4.00 Star Trek:
Voyager 5.00 Stargate
SG-1 6.00 Futurama (x2)
7.00 The Simpsons (x2)
8.00 Best Of Stargate
SG-1 9.00 A Town Called
Eureka 10.00 The 4400
11.00 Battlestar
Galactica 12.00am
Battlestar Galactica
7.00pm Doctor Who (x2)
8.30 The Real Hustle.
See highlights. 9.00 The
34 Stone Teenager 10.00
FILM: Kevin And Perry Go
Large (2000) 11.15 The
Real Hustle 11.45 The 34
Stone Teenager 12.45am
Trauma Uncut (x2) 1.45
Graham And Alice 2.00
The Story Of I Will
Survive 2.55 Tight Wads
9.00pm The League Of
Gentlemen 9.30 Broken
News 10.00 More Dawn
French’s Girls Who Do:
Comedy 10.30 Mr
Loveday’s Little Outing
11.00 Never Mind The
Full Stops 11.30 Mark
Lawson Talks To Jilly
Cooper 12.30am More
Dawn French’s Girls Who
Do: Comedy
4.30pm The Montel
Williams Show 5.15
Airline 5.45 Judge Judy
7.00 The New Adventures
Of Superman 8.00 Hell’s
Kitchen USA 9.00 FILM:
Cliffhanger (1993)
11.00 Coronation Street
11.30 Test Drive My
Girlfriend (x2) 12.30am
The Ricki Lake Show
1.20 ITV Play: The Mint
1.40pm Ironside 2.40
Goodnight Sweetheart
3.45 The Rockford Files
4.45 Peak Practice 5.50
Goodnight Sweetheart
6.55 Lovejoy 8.00 Dorothy
Sayers Mysteries 9.00
The Magnificent Seven
10.00 An Audience With
Kenneth Williams 11.40
Cold Feet 12.45am The
Bill 1.45 Touching Evil
3.00pm One Tree Hill
4.00 Switched 4.30
Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends
(x2) 6.00 Lost 7.00
Hollyoaks 7.30 Headland
8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00
Desperate Housewives
10.00 Princess Nikki
10.30 Beauty And The
Geek 11.30 The Charlotte
Church Show 12.20am
Sex And The City
4.05pm FILM: Uncle Silas
(1947) 6.05 Deal Or No
Deal 7.00 One Year To
Pay Off Your Mortgage
8.00 More4 News 8.30
The Daily Show With Jon
Stewart 9.00 The Return
Of Courtney Love 10.00
Ted Bundy: Natural Porn
Killer 11.05 Six Feet
Under 12.15am The Daily
Show With Jon Stewart
3.00pm Close To Home
4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00
America’s Next Top
Model 7.00 Will & Grace
(x2) 8.00 Chubby Children
9.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation 10.00 CSI:
Miami 11.00 CSI: Crime
Scene Investigation
12.00am Most Haunted
Unseen 1.00 The Girly
Ghost Hunters
UK TV Gold
Paramount
Discovery
Sci Fi
Sky Movies 1 Sky Movies 2 Film4
TCM
2.20pm The Good Life
3.00 Dinnerladies 3.40
Open All Hours 4.20 Only
Fools And Horses 5.00
Murder, She Wrote 6.00
Doctor Who 7.00 Only
Fools And Horses 7.40
Dinnerladies 8.20 Open
All Hours 9.00 Sharpe
11.00 In Justice 11.55
Sharpe 1.55am Early
Doors 2.25 Doctor Who
4.00pm King Of Queens
(x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves
Raymond (x2) 6.00
Becker (x2) 7.00 Frasier
(x2) 8.00 That 70s Show
(x2) 9.00 Everybody Loves
Raymond (x2) 10.00 Sex
And The City 10.35 South
Park 11.05 Trailer Park
Boys 11.35 The World
Stands Up 12.05am Live
At The Fringe
1.00pm How It’s Made
(x2) 2.00 Forensic
Detectives 3.00 The FBI
Files 4.00 Time Team
5.00 How It’s Made (x2)
6.00 American Chopper
7.00 Mythbusters
Specials 8.00 How It’s
Made (x2) 9.00 Deadliest
Catch 10.00 Mythbusters
11.00 Forensic Detectives
12.00am The FBI Files
12.00pm Roswell 1.00
The Pretender 2.00
Mysterious Ways 3.00
FILM: Combustion (2004)
5.00 Angel 6.00 Roswell
7.00 Star Trek 8.00 Angel
9.00 ReGenesis 10.00
FILM: Roswell (1994)
11.50 FILM: Emmanuelle
In Space: One Last Fling
(1995) 12.50am Sci Fi
Quiz Zone 4.00 She Spies
5.45pm Daniel And The
Superdogs (2004) 7.40
The Making Of Nina’s
Heavenly Delights 8.00
Hide And Seek (2005)
10.00 The Forgotten
(2004) 11.35 Chasing
Liberty (2004) 1.30am
Silent Trigger (1996)
3.10 The Anniversary
Party (2001) 5.10 Marilyn
And Me (1991)
10.40am Till The Clouds
Roll By (1946) 1.10pm
Escape From Fort Bravo
(1953) 3.00 Never So Few
(1959) 5.15 On The Town
(1949) 7.00 36 Hours
(1964) 9.00 Dog Day
Afternoon (1975) 11.15
Period Of Adjustment
(1962) 1.25am The Last
Run (1971) 3.00 Close 5.00
International Velvet (1978)
1.25pm The Monkey
King (2001) 4.25 Family
Secrets (2002) 6.00 In
Good Company (2004)
8.00 A Lot Like Love
(2005) 10.00 The
Glimmer Man (1996)
11.35 The Clearing (2004)
1.15am Ladies In
Lavender (2004) 3.05
Dickie Roberts: Former
Child Star (2003)
3.00pm Storm Over The
Nile (1955) 5.00 The 39
Steps (1959) 6.45 The
Bostonians (1984)
Merchant Ivory
adaptation of the Henry
James novel, starring
Christopher Reeve. 9.00
O Brother, Where Art
Thou? (2000) 11.00 Get
Real (1998) 1.10am Last
Days (2005)
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Dragon’s Den: Where Are
They Now?
BBC2, 8pm
Invention: a terrifying trial of fire
selling new idea to potential
investors. If you’re one of the
fortunate few, get investment
money and feel dead smug. But
that’s not the end of it. Find out
how the dragons’ chosen
investments have actually fared
once they got that precious dosh.
Extras
BBC2, 9pm
Aah, it’s that sweet little Harry
Potter boy this week. Hitting on
Maggie and hoping to get his end
away. That’s definitely not the
kind of behaviour you’d get in a
JK Rowlings book. Meanwhile,
over in Andy Towers, as his
tainted celebrity gets bigger so
do his problems with the British
press. You’re ‘aving a laugh!
Grey’s Anatomy
Living TV, 10pm
So, Meredith has got back in the
saddle and gone out and got her
oats. Good on you girl. No reason
to keep moping around after Dr
McDreamy. Except that her one
night stand turns up at the
hospital suffering from priapism. Is
she really so hot he couldn’t stop,
or did he get a little help from
Doctor Viagra? It’s never easy.
terrestrial
BBC1
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 To Buy Or
Not To Buy 10.00 City Hospital
11.00 Homes Under The Hammer
11.30 Bargain Hunt
12.15pm Cash In The Attic 1.00
BBC News; Weather 1.30 Regional
News; Weather 1.40 Neighbours
2.05 Doctors 2.35 Diagnosis
Murder 3.20 BBC News; Weather;
Regional News 3.25 Bodger And
Badger 3.40 Mona The Vampire
4.05 Pitt And Kantrop 4.30
Kerching! 5.00 Young Dracula 5.25
Newsround 5.35 Neighbours
6.00 BBC News; Weather
6.30 South East Today; Weather
7.00 Celebrity MasterChef Tasty
treats from someone you saw on
telly once. Maybe twice.
7.30 EastEnders Denise fears for
Libby’s safety after Owen’s evil
threat. He’s a right nasty one.
8.00 What Not To Wear
Supermodel Lisa Butcher and soul
singer Mica Paris take over from
Trinny and Susannah to smarten
up the British public. Wonder if
they’ll be as ‘honest’?
9.00 Ancient Rome: The Rise
And Fall Of An Empire
Shakespeare loved him, Brutus
wasn’t convinced, but he was the
most famous Roman of all –
Caesar. This doc tells the story of
an infamous despot.
10.00 BBC News; Regional
News; Weather Sensational
stories about something.
10.35 Question Time Who am I?
Why am I here? Why do only
cartoon eyes glow in a dark
cupboard?
11.35 This Week A political
review of the week presented by
Andrew Neil and his resident
helpers Michael Portillo and Diane
Abbott.
12.25am Sign Zone Panorama
1.05 Vet Safari 1.35 The People’s
Museum
2.35 Joins BBC News 24
sport
BBC2
7.00am Batfink 7.05 Time Warp
Trio 7.30 Roar 8.30 Tweenies 8.50
Our Planet 9.00 Underground Ernie
9.10 Come Outside 9.30 Me Too!
9.50 Gordon The Garden Gnome
10.00 Big Cook Little Cook 10.20
Pingu 10.30 Look And Read 10.50
Music Makers 11.10 The Maths
Channel: Year 6 (x2) 11.30 The
Labour Party Conference
1.00pm B&B The Best 1.30
Working Lunch 2.00 FILM:
Firecreek (1968) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30
Ready Steady Cook 5.15 Weakest
Link
6.00 Eggheads Quizzes. Aren’t
they great?
6.30 Extreme Dreams With Ben
Fogle The crew are at their last
stop before the summit, but
Jennie’s hiding symptoms that all
is not well in order to join them at
the top. Fool of a girl she is!
7.00 Seven Man-Made
Wonders Silly putty. No, not
really.
7.30 Mythbusters Urban legends
put to the test. Hide the
microwave.
8.00 Dragons’ Den: Where Are
They Now? See highlights.
9.00 Extras See highlights.
9.30 That Mitchell And Webb
Look Comedy sketch show with
David Mitchell and Robert Webb.
Includes a government initiative to
simplify asking for a chair in a pub.
Not as easy as it looks.
10.00 Mock The Week Comedy
show combining elements of panel
game, stand-up and improvisation.
Try it at your next birthday party.
10.30 Newsnight
11.20 The Apprentice USA Craig
must think outside the box in the
latest task, which involves
creating the best do-it-yourself
clinic in a Home Depot store.
12.05am Joins BBC News 24
2.00 BBC Learning Zone
Schools: Shakespeare: Animated
Tales 4.00 Shakespeare Shorts
ITV1
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy
Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning
12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV
Lunchtime News; Weather 2.00
Midsomer Murders 3.00 Paz 3.05
Pocoyo 3.10 Curious George 3.25
SpongeBob SquarePants 3.40
Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids
4.00 Heartbeat 5.00 The Sharon
Osbourne Show
6.00 Meridian Tonight
6.30 ITV Evening News;
Weather
7.00 Emmerdale A horrified
Steph finds a murder mystery night
in progress at the B&B. Déjà vu.
7.30 Country Lives Series
exploring the animals that make
their homes in the region. As
opposed to those who only take a
holiday there.
8.00 The Bill Phil and Sam find
themselves in a cross between
Hostel and Hollyoaks: In The City.
They’re understandably shaken.
9.00 Ladette To Lady Moving
from bitter to Bolly watch a group
of girls get repeatedly told that
they are wrong. Wrong, wrong,
wrong. Who cares which fork is
the right one?
10.00 Murder Squad A horrific
gangland killing in north London in
which a 21-year-old Romanian was
chased into the back of an
ambulance and bludgeoned to
death in full view of a traumatised
ambulance driver. Nice.
10.30 ITV News
11.00 Road To Hell The M25 is
25 years old. Hooray. No, really.
11.30 Meridian Late
12.00am ITV Play: The Mint
4.10 Britain’s Best Back Gardens
4.35 Driving Mum And Dad Mad
5.00 ITV Nightscreen
5.30 ITV Early Morning News
Channel 4
6.00am The Cubeez 6.10 The
Hoobs (x2) 7.00 Freshly Squeezed
7.30 Friends 8.00 Everybody Loves
Raymond 8.30 Will & Grace 9.00
Frasier 9.30 How Sport Shook Up
The World 10.00 Bobby Friction:
Generation 7/7 11.00 How Sport
Shook Up The World 11.30 The
Deadly Knowledge Show
12.00pm News At Noon 12.30
Third Watch 1.25 In Your Dreams
1.35 FILM: A Matter Of Life And
Death (1946) 3.30 Countdown 4.15
Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The New
Paul O’Grady Show
6.00 The Simpsons
6.30 Hollyoaks Becca is relieved
when Justin finally appears, but is
shocked to hear about the
vandalism of Foz’s mural. You’re
with a thug. Pretty, but a thug.
7.00 Channel 4 News
7.55 3 Minute Wonder
8.00 One Year To Pay Off Your
Mortgage Two families want to
build luxury villas on the island of
Crete, hoping to make over
£100,000 in profit. Hope all you
like, dear.
9.00 Dispatches: The Drug Trial
That Went Wrong Investigating
the circumstances surrounding the
infamous drug trial conducted at a
private unit in London’s Northwick
Park Hospital in March 2006. For
five months Deer has followed the
personal story of 20-year-old Ryan
Wilson, who nearly died in the
trial.
10.00 FILM: Dogma (1999) Matt
Damon, Ben Affleck, Linda
Fiorentino, Kevin Smith and Alan
Rickman. Two angels walk into an
airport and a theological quest
kicks off. Brilliant adventure that
tries to rewrite the Bible a bit.
See film guide,
12.20am The Charlotte Church
Show
1.10 FILM: Bunty Aur Babli (2005)
4.20 Darcus Howe: Son Of Mine
5.20 Countdown
Five
Sky Sports 1
6.00am The Save-Ums! 6.10 Bear
In The Big Blue House 6.40 The
Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill & His
Best Friend Corky 6.50 Hi-5 7.25
Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends
7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00
Fifi & The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa
Pig 8.20 Funky Valley 8.30 Franny’s
Feet 8.45 Bird Bath 8.50 Sandy
And Mr Flapper 9.00 Wright Stuff
10.30 Trisha 11.30 News
12.00pm Home & Away 12.30
BrainTeaser1.40FILM:The Cimarron
Kid (1952) 3.20 News 3.25 FILM:
This Savage Land(1969) 5.30 News
6.00 Home And Away Yay!
Amanda’s back. Knew there was a
reason she was still in the opening
credits.
6.30 Two And A Half Men
7.00 Five News
7.15 Football On Five:
Newcastle United V Levadia
Tallinn Live coverage of
Newcastle United’s UEFA Cup first
round, second leg tie against
Estonia’s runaway league leaders
Levadia Tallinn. Kick-off at 7.30pm.
9.35 Ann Maurice: Interior
Rivalry Ann Maurice is down to
her final two contestants in her
search to find Britain’s best home
stager. With a £50,000 prize at
stake, the pressure is on.
10.35 Criminal Minds The unit
profiles a rapist and murderer who
attacks his victims in affluent
neighbourhoods in broad daylight.
The swine!
11.35 Extraordinary People:
The Musical Genius Derek
cannot see and has the IQ of a
four-year-old, but when he sits at a
piano he becomes a musical
genius. All right for some.
12.35am John Barnes’ Football
Night
1.25 French Football:
Le Championnat
2.15 Dutch Football
2.50 Football Argentina
4.20 Copa Recopa
6.00am You’re On Sky Sports 7.00
WWE Experience 8.00 Boots N All
9.00 PCA Cricketer Of The Year
Awards 9.30 J League 10.00
Aerobics Oz Style 10.30 Boots N All
11.30 Trans World Sport 12.30pm
PCA Cricketer Of The Year Awards
1.00 Boots N All 2.00 LIVE Golf:
American Express Championship
6.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30
Football League Review 7.30 LIVE
Snooker: Premier League 11.00
Football League 12.00am FIFA
Futbol Mundial 12.30 Rugby Club
2.00 Football League
Sky Sports 2
6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Be
Spoked 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style
7.30 Be Spoked 8.00 Watersports
World 9.00 Be Spoked 9.30 Irish
Greyhound Racing 10.00 World
Circuit Series 10.30 Total Rugby
11.00 Irish Greyhound Racing
11.30 Beach Volleyball (x2) 1.30pm
Total Rugby 2.00 WBC Muay Thai
Boxing 4.00 Boots N All 5.00 ATP
Tennis 5.30 Rugby Club 7.00 World
Series Of Darts 8.00 LIVE Golf:
American Express Championship
11.00 World Series Of Darts
12.00am Sportnation 1.00 LIVE
Golf: American Express
Championship
Sky Sports 3
9.00am WBC Muay Thai Boxing
11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics
Oz Style 12.00pm Watersports
World 1.00 Tenpin Bowling 2.00
Be Spoked 2.30 Equestrianism
3.00 Watersports World 4.00
Tenpin Bowling 5.00 WWE Heat
6.00 Motor Racing: A1 Grand Prix
6.30 Race World 7.30
Powerboating: UIM Class 1 8.00
Football League 9.00 WWE Late
Night Raw 11.00 Extreme
Championship Wrestling 12.00am
Motor Racing: A1 Grand Prix 12.30
IAAF Athletix Weekly 1.00 Snooker:
Premier League
Victoria Nangle
extraterrestrial
Sky One
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Living TV
1.00pm Las Vegas 2.00
Angel 3.00 Star Trek:
Enterprise 4.00 Star Trek:
Voyager 5.00 Stargate
SG-1 6.00 Futurama (x2)
7.00 The Simpsons (x2)
8.00 Brainiac’s Test Tube
Baby 9.00 FILM: Rocky V
(1990) 11.00 Unsolved
Crimes USA 12.00am 99
Most Bizarre... 1.00
Stargate SG-1
7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45
Doctor Who Confidential
8.00 New Anthea Turner:
The Perfect Housewife
9.00 Say No To The Knife
10.00 EastEnders 10.30
The Real Hustle 11.00
Jonathan Ross’s
Japanorama 11.30
Trauma Uncut (x2)
12.30am The Real Hustle
12.55 Death Detective (x2)
7.10pm Leeds Piano
Competition 2006 8.00
The World 8.30 Up
Pompeii 9.00 Forty
Minutes On 10.00 Family
Ties 10.30 The Late
Edition 11.00 I, Claudius
11.50 Family Ties
12.20am The Late
Edition 12.50 The Perfect
Village 1.20 Forty
Minutes On
5.40pm Judge Judy 7.00
The New Adventures Of
Superman 8.00
Gameshow Marathon
USA 8.50 Movies Now
9.00 Calum, Fran And
Dangerous Danan 10.00
Entourage 10.40 The
Office: An American
Workplace 11.10 FILM:
True Lies (1994) 1.50am
ITV Play: The Mint
12.20pm Lovejoy 1.25
Forever Green 2.30
Ironside 3.30 Goodnight
Sweetheart 4.10 The
Rockford Files 5.10 Peak
Practice 6.15 Goodnight
Sweetheart 6.55 Lovejoy
8.00 Pie In The Sky 9.00
The Two Ronnies 10.00 A
Touch Of Frost 12.15am
The Two Ronnies 1.15
The Bill 2.15 Touching Evil
2.00pm The OC 3.00 One
Tree Hill 4.00 Switched
4.30 Hollyoaks 5.00
Friends (x2) 6.00 Lost 7.00
Hollyoaks 7.30 Headland
8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00
Scrubs 9.30 The War At
Home 10.00 The Sopranos
11.05 The Law Of The
Playground 11.40 8 Out Of
10 Cats 12.15am Smack
The Pony 12.45 Scrubs
4.10pm FILM: The
Bedford Incident (1965)
6.05 Deal Or No Deal
7.00 One Year To Pay Off
Your Mortgage 8.00
More4 News 8.30 The
Daily Show With Jon
Stewart 9.00 Without A
Trace 10.00 Jamie’s
Return To School Dinners
11.15 Six Feet Under
12.25am The Daily Show
4.00pm Charmed (x2)
6.00 America’s Next Top
Model 7.00 Will & Grace
(x2) 8.00 Veronica Mars
9.00 The Janice
Dickinson Modelling
Agency 9.30 Kath And
Kim 10.00 Grey’s
Anatomy. See highlights.
11.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation 12.00am
Most Haunted Unseen
UK TV Gold
Paramount
Discovery
Sci Fi
Sky Movies 1 Sky Movies 2 Film4
TCM
2.20pm The Good Life
3.00 Dinnerladies 3.40
Open All Hours 4.20 Only
Fools And Horses 5.00
Murder, She Wrote 6.00
Doctor Who 7.00 Only
Fools And Horses 7.40
Dinnerladies 8.20 Open
All Hours 9.00 Only Fools
And Horses (x2) 11.05 In
Justice 12.00am Only
Fools And Horses (x2)
4.00pm King Of Queens
(x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves
Raymond (x2) 6.00 Becker
(x2) 7.00 Frasier (x2) 8.00
That 70s Show (x2) 9.00
Everybody Hates Chris
(x2) 10.00 Respectable
10.30 South Park 11.00
Trailer Park Boys 11.30
The World Stands Up
12.00am Everybody
Hates Chris (x2)
3.00pm The FBI Files
4.00 Time Team 5.00
How It’s Made (x2) 6.00
American Chopper 7.00
Mythbusters - Specials
8.00 How It’s Made (x2)
9.00 Medical Incredible
10.00 12 Stone Tumour
11.00 Forensic
Detectives 12.00am The
FBI Files 1.00 Letters
From A Serial Killer
12.00pm Roswell 1.00
The Pretender 2.00
Mysterious Ways 3.00
FILM: Roswell (1994)
5.00 Angel 6.00 Roswell
7.00 Star Trek 8.00 Angel
9.00 Firefly 10.00 FILM:
Judgement Day (1999)
11.55 FILM: Emmanuelle
In Space: The Meaning
Of Love (1994) 1.25am
Sci Fi Quiz Zone
1.25pm Restless Spirits
(1999) 3.05 Crazy
Canucks (2004) 4.45 You
Got Served (2004) 6.25
Roseanne: An
Unauthorized Biography
(1994) 8.00 Hitch (2005)
10.00 Unleashed (2005)
11.45 Outrage (1997)
1.15am Imagining
Argentina (2003) 3.05
Strip Search (2004)
6.55am Bhowani Junction
(1956) 8.50 Meet Me In
Las Vegas (1956) 10.55
The Asphalt Jungle (1950)
1.00pm Cat On A Hot Tin
Roof (1958) 3.00 Your
Choice 4.55 Mogambo
(1953) 7.00 The Liquidator
(1966) 9.00 Your Choice
10.40 Poltergeist (1982)
12.45am The Fixer (1968)
3.00 Teleshopping
12.45pm The Lost
Treasure Of Sawtooth
Island (1999) 2.25
Marriage Of Convenience
(1998) 4.00 The Duke
(1999) 5.45 Ella Enchanted
(2004) 7.40 UK Top 10
8.00 Force Of Impact
(2005) 9.45 Open Water
(2003) 11.10 Gorillas In
The Mist (1988) 1.20am
Closer (2004)
3.00pm Highly
Dangerous (1950) 4.40
The Sons Of Katie Elder
(1965) 6.50 Crouching
Tiger, Hidden Dragon
(2000) Gasp in awe at
the wire work and the
lovely fights. 9.00 Last Of
The Mohicans (1992)
11.05 Psycho (1998)
1.05am Torn Curtain
(1966)
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Galapagos
BBC2, 9pm
Get a refreshing dose of classic
Beeb natural history with this
new doc looking at, round and
over the Galapagos Islands,
which lie 1,000km off the South
American coast. Residents
profiled for their take on what it’s
like to live there include marine
iguanas, sea-going lizards and
giant tortoises.
Rebus
ITV1, 9pm
Or if nature docs leave you
yawning, try a spot of murder in a
cold climate instead. In the final
of four parts, the dour detective
investigates the apparent suicide
of a small-time crim that has
implications of a chemical
industry cover-up. Reeb finds that
the folk in the know don’t want to
know, if you know what I mean.
CSI – various
Living TV, from 9pm
Or, if the Caledonian culling ain’t
gruesome enough for ya, turn to
Living (should that be Dying?) TV
and dose up on a tryptich of CSI.
In Miami at 9pm, a woman is
pushed in front of a train; at 10,
the team probes a mass suicide
during a meteor shower; 11pm is
spent on the trail of a common or
garden psychopath. Relish.
terrestrial
BBC1
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 To Buy Or
Not To Buy 10.00 City Hospital
11.00 Homes Under The Hammer
11.30 Bargain Hunt
12.15pm Cash In The Attic 1.00
BBC News; Weather 1.30 Regional
News; Weather 1.40 Neighbours
2.05 Doctors 2.35 Diagnosis
Murder 3.20 BBC News; Weather;
Regional News 3.25 Bodger And
Badger 3.40 Pitt And Kantrop 4.05
What’s New Scooby Doo? 4.30
The Basil Brush Show 4.55 The
Slammer 5.25 Newsround 5.35
Neighbours
6.00 BBC News; Weather
6.30 South East Today; Weather
7.00 Celebrity MasterChef The
three finalists cook their best
three-course meal for one final
judgement from John Torode and
Gregg Wallace.
7.30 A Question Of Sport Joining
Ally and Matt are former
Wimbledon champion Pat Cash
and Olympic gold-winning athlete
Denise Lewis.
8.00 EastEnders Minty’s hopes of
romance are dashed.
8.30 The Green Green Grass
Boycie’s decision to motivate his
lazy workforce has unforeseen
repercussions.
9.00 Berry’s Way
10.00 BBC News; Regional
News; Weather
10.35 Friday Night With
Jonathan Ross Guests are Jamie
Oliver, Lily Allen and Adam
Sandler plus seminal (but aged)
punks The New York Dolls play
their new single.
11.35 FILM: View From The Top
(2002) This romantic comedy,
centred on the dreams of a smalltown girl who wants to become an
international flight attendant, was
originally grounded after 9/11. The
jokes are so weak, it should have
stayed that way. Starring Gwenyth
Paltrow.
1.00am Joins BBC News 24
sport
BBC2
7.00am Batfink 7.05 Time Warp
Trio 7.30 Roar 8.30 Tweenies 8.50
Our Planet 9.00 Underground Ernie
9.10 Come Outside 9.30 Me Too!
9.50 Gordon 10.00 Big Cook Little
Cook 10.20 Pingu 10.30
Razzledazzle 10.50 Henry’s Wives
11.00 Primary History 11.20 The
Chat Room 11.40 See You, See
Me, See Castles 12.00pm The
Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch
1.30 FILM: Jesse James (1939)
3.15 Through The Keyhole 3.45
Flog It! 4.30 Ready Steady Cook
5.15 Weakest Link
6.00 Eggheads
6.30 Extreme Dreams With Ben
Fogle Ben Fogle leads a team of
five would-be explorers to scale
the highest peak in Africa – Mount
Kilimanjaro.
7.00 Over And Out
7.30 The Trees That Made
Britain
8.00 York Minster A gay trainee
priest arrives from New York and
struggles with Church of England
attitudes to clergy and sexuality.
8.30 Gardeners’ World It’s all go
in the garden as Monty harvests
vegetables and fruit for the table.
9.00 Galapagos Natural history
series exploring the Galapagos
islands. See highlights.
9.50 The Owls And The Orchard
10.00 QI Featuring Sean Lock,
Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies
discussing the subject of Danger.
10.30 Newsnight
11.00 Newsnight Review Round
table dicussion with Ian Hislop and
his cronies.
11.35 Originals: Mose Allison:
Ever Since I Stole The Blues
Profile of Mose Allison, the white
jazz and blues singer who inspired
a new generation of British
musicians.
12.35am Joins BBC News 24
2.00 BBC Learning Zone
Languages and Travel
ITV1
Channel 4
6.00 Meridian Tonight Local
news magazine. Including
Meridian weather.
6.30 ITV Evening News;
Weather The latest national and
international news.
7.00 Emmerdale Ashley invites
Steph to stay at Mulberry. Debbie
pushes her friendship with
Jasmine.
7.30 Coronation Street Charlie
tries some damage limitation after
Tracy reads him the riot act.
8.00 Tonight With Trevor
McDonald Could daily life be
poisoning our children? Jonathan
Maitland investigates by exposing
a group of young people with
different daily regimes to a
number of dangerous chemicals.
8.30 Airline
9.00 Rebus Rebus finds himself at
the centre of a massive chemical
cover up. See highlights.
10.30 ITV News
11.00 Hell’s Kitchen With
numbers on the blue team
dwindling, Gordon Ramsay moves
Heather over to the formerly allmale kitchen crew.
12.00am ITV Play: Make Your
Play
4.25 Too Many Cooks
5.00 ITV Nightscreen
5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.00 The Simpsons
6.30 Hollyoaks Becca worries
about Justin not returning home,
unaware of his attack on Kris.
7.00 Channel 4 News Including
sport and weather.
8.00 The War At Home Dave is
unhappy when Taye’s family is
invited over for a barbecue by
Vicky and he has a hard time
getting along with Taye’s father.
8.30 The Simpsons A social
worker attempts to transform the
family into a functional, cooperative unit.
9.00 Star Stories The comedy
series focuses on Catherine Zeta
Jones.
9.30 Best Of The Worst
10.00 The Charlotte Church
Show Mix of celebrity guests,
sketches, candid camera stunts
and audience fun and, of course, a
little singing.
10.50 Da Ali G Show
11.25 Whatever
12.10am The Album Chart
Show
12.45 Late Night Poker Ace
1.45 The Dead Zone
2.30 Journey Through The Night
2.40 Voices In My Head
3.40 Angry George Irons
3.50 Ballet Changed My Life
4.50 Ballet Hoo!
4.55 Supporting Acts
5.10 Countdown
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy
Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning
12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV
Lunchtime News; Weather 2.00
Midsomer Murders 3.00 Paz 3.05
Pocoyo 3.10 Curious George 3.25
SpongeBob SquarePants 3.40
Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids
4.00 Heartbeat 5.00 The Sharon
Osbourne Show: X Factor Special
6.05am Making It 6.10 The Hoobs
(x2) 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30
Friends 8.00 Everybody Loves
Raymond 8.30 Will & Grace 9.00
Frasier 9.30 How Sport Shook Up
The World 10.00 Going Cold
Turkey 11.00 Freshly Squeezed
11.30 The Deadly Knowledge
Show
12.00pm News At Noon 12.30
Third Watch 1.15 Channel 4
Racing From Newmarket 3.30
Countdown 4.15 Deal Or No Deal
5.00 The New Paul O’Grady Show
Five
Sky Sports 1
6.00am The Save-Ums! 6.10 Bear
In The Big Blue House 6.40
Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill 6.50
Hi-5 7.25 Miss Spider’s Sunny
Patch Friends 7.45 Make Way For
Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The
Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20
Funky Valley 8.30 Franny’s Feet
8.45 Bird Bath 8.50 Sandy And Mr
Flapper 9.00 Wright Stuff 10.30
Trisha Goddard 11.30 Five News
12.00pm Home And Away 12.30
BrainTeaser 1.30 FILM: Three Days
(2001) 3.30 FILM: Banacek: Detour
To Nowhere (1972) 5.30 Five News
6.00 Home And Away Rachel is
accused of medical negligence.
Amanda is stunned to see her
mother again. Leah and Dan tell
Ryan that they’re back together.
6.30 Two And A Half Men
Judith and Alan decide to send
Jake to a therapist after realising
he might be having a hard time
dealing with their divorce.
7.00 Five News National and
international news with Kirsty
Young.
7.30 Snake Attack What
happens when animal-human
interactions go wrong? Two
experienced snake charmers are
attacked by their cobras, leaving
them fighting for their lives.
Investigators study the attacks to
understand why the snakes turned
on their masters after years
without incident.
8.30 The All Star Talent Show
Today’s Z-list celeb contestants are
Jeremy Beadle, Mark Little, the
Cheeky Girls, Princess Tamara
Czartoryski, Oz Clarke and Henry
Olonga.
10.00 FILM: The Outlaw Josey
Wales (1976) Classic Western
starring Clint Eastwood as an
outlaw who eventually reinvents
himself as a family man.
12.40am Boxing Special
1.40 The Great Big British Quiz
5.35 Wildlife SOS
6.00am World Sport 7.00
Powerboating: UIM Class 1 7.30
Futbol Mundial 8.00 Football
League 9.00 IAAF Athletix 9.30
Futbol Mundial 10.00 Aerobics Oz
Style 10.30 Rugby Club 12.00pm
Motor Racing: A1 Grand Prix 12.30
IAAF Athletix 1.00 Football League
2.00 LIVE Golf: American Express
Championship 6.00 Soccer AM’s All
Sports Show 7.00 Premier League
7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 LIVE
Friday Fight Night 12.00am Super
League 1.30 Premier League 2.00
Friday Fight Night 4.00 Soccer AM’s
All Sports Show 5.00 Premier
League 5.30 Futbol Mundial
Sky Sports 2
6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Be
Spoked 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style 7.30
Be Spoked 8.00 LIVE Golf: American
Express Championship 11.00 Motor
Racing: A1 Grand Prix 11.30 World
Series Of Darts 12.30pm Snooker
4.00 World Series Of Darts 5.00
Premier League 5.30 Futbol Mundial
6.00 Motor Racing: A1 Grand Prix
6.30 Tight Lines 7.30 LIVE Football
League 10.00 Soccer AM’s All
Sports Show 11.00 Premier League
11.30 Cricket World 12.00am
Football League 1.30 Endzone 2.30
World Sport 3.00 Football League
4.30 Endzone 5.30 Drag Racing
Sky Sports 3
6.30am Race World 7.30 Snooker
11.00 Racing News 11.30
Powerboating: UIM Class 1
12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00
Race World 2.00 European Drag
2.30 Motor Racing: A1 Grand Prix
3.00 World Sport 4.00 Moto + 4.30
World Sport 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00
Endzone 8.00 Golf: American
Express Championship 11.00 WWE
Late Night Smackdown 1.00am
WWE Late Night Bottom Line 2.00
Rugby Union: Currie Cup 4.00 Tight
Lines 5.00 Cricket World 5.30
Motor Racing: A1 Grand Prix
Matt Chittock & Danielle Seitz
extraterrestrial
Sky One
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Living TV
1.00pm Las Vegas 2.00
Angel 3.00 Star Trek:
Enterprise 4.00 Star Trek:
Voyager 5.00 Stargate
SG-1 6.00 Futurama (x2)
7.00 The Simpsons (x2)
8.00 Star Wars: Feel The
Force 9.00 Las Vegas
10.00 Mysterious Island
11.50 The 4400 12.50am
Stargate SG-1 1.45 Star
Trek: Voyager
8.00pm Doctor Who 8.50
Doctor Who Confidential
9.00 Two Pints Of Lager
And A Packet Of Crisps
(x2) 10.00 EastEnders
10.30 Little Miss Jocelyn
11.00 I’m With Stupid
11.35 Jonathan Ross’s
Japanorama 12.05am
Two Pints Of Lager And
A Packet Of Crisps (x2)
1.05 The Real Hustle
7.00pm Meetings With
Remarkable Trees 7.10
Leeds Piano Competition
2006 8.00 The World 8.30
Stiff At The BBC 9.00 If It
Ain’t Stiff 10.30 QI 11.00
Stiff At The BBC 12.00am
Rock Goes To College
12.50 If It Ain’t Stiff 2.20
Stiff At The BBC 2.50
Leeds Piano Competition
2006
3.40pm The Ricki Lake
Show 4.30 The Montel
Williams Show 5.15 ITV
At The Movies 5.45
Judge Judy 7.00 The
New Adventures Of
Superman 8.00 The X
Factor 9.00 FILM: True
Lies (1994) 11.45
Coronation Street
12.15am Calum, Fran
And Dangerous Danan
3.20pm Goodnight
Sweetheart 4.00 The
Rockford Files 5.00 Peak
Practice 6.05 Goodnight
Sweetheart 6.40 Lovejoy
7.50 Bramwell 8.55 FILM:
Nadine (1987) 10.30
Rebus: Behind The
Scenes 11.35 Tales Of
The Unexpected
12.05am FILM:
Honkytonk Man (1982)
2.00pm The OC 3.00 One
Tree Hill 4.00 Switched
4.30 Hollyoaks 5.00
Friends (x2) 6.00 Lost 7.00
Hollyoaks 7.30 Headland
8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00
Supernanny 10.00 FILM:
Shaft (2000) 11.55 Funny
Cuts: Taboogie 12.15am
Ibiza Rocks With Sony
Ericsson 12.45 Porn: A
Family Business (x2)
8.00pm More4 News
8.30 The Daily Show
9.00 FILM: Croupier
(1998) See film guide.
10.45 Curb Your
Enthusiasm 11.25 The
Daily Show With Jon
Stewart 11.55 FILM:
Croupier (1998) 1.40am
Curb Your Enthusiasm
2.20 Thirtysomething
3.20 A Place In The Sun
2.00pm Mad About You
(x2) 3.00 Close To Home
4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00
America’s Next Top
Model 7.00 Will & Grace
(x2) 8.00 Four Kings 8.30
Out Of Practice 9.00 CSI:
Miami 10.00 CSI: Crime
Scene Investigation (x2)
12.00am FILM: The
Patriot (2000) 3.10
Hollywood Star Treatment
UK TV Gold
Paramount
Discovery
Sci Fi
Sky Movies 1 Sky Movies 2 Film4
TCM
4.20pm Only Fools And
Horses 5.00 Murder, She
Wrote 6.00 Doctor Who
7.00 Only Fools And
Horses 7.40 Dinnerladies
8.20 Open All Hours 9.00
Little Britain 9.40 The
Catherine Tate Show
10.20 Early Doors 11.00
FILM: Shanghai Noon
(2000) 1.05am FILM:
Jakob The Liar (1999)
4.00pm King Of Queens
(x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves
Raymond (x2) 6.00
Becker (x2) 7.00 Frasier
(x2) 8.00 That 70s Show
(x2) 9.00 South Park (x2)
10.00 Drawn Together
(x2) 11.00 Respectable
11.30 The World Stands
Up 12.00am Live At The
Fringe 1.00 Drawn
Together (x2)
2.00pm Forensic
Detectives 3.00 The FBI
Files 4.00 Time Team
5.00 How It’s Made (x2)
6.00 American Chopper
7.00 Mythbusters Specials 8.00 How It’s
Made (x2) 9.00 Most Evil
10.00 Crimes That Shook
The World 11.00 Forensic
Detectives 12.00am The
FBI Files 1.00 On The Run
2.00pm Mysterious
Ways 3.00 FILM: Sub
Zero (2005) 4.55 Star
Trek 6.00 Roswell 7.00
Star Trek 8.00 V 9.00 The
Day Of The Triffids (x2)
10.00 FILM: Arena (1988)
11.50 FILM: Emmanuelle
In Space: The Meaning
Of Love (1994) 12.50am
FILM: Frankenstein
Unbound (1990)
9.50am It Had To Be You
(2000) 11.35 Sky Movies
News 12.05pm National
Treasure (2004) 2.20
Killer Flood (2003) 4.00
Five Children And It
(2004) 5.45 National
Treasure (2004) 8.00
Monster-in-Law (2005)
10.00 Spanglish (2004)
12.15am Gattaca (1997)
2.10 Creep (2004)
8.40am The Little Hut
(1957) 10.25 Four
Horsemen Of The
Apocalypse (1961)
1.15pm Torpedo Run
(1958) 3.00 Mrs Soffel
(1984) 5.00 Hot Millions
(1968) 7.00 Marlowe
(1969) 9.00 The Fugitive
(1993) 11.20 The Split
(1968) 1.00am Clash Of
The Titans (1981)
11.35am Perfect
Strangers (2004) 1.10pm
Terminal Error (2001)
2.50 Miracle On 34th
Street (1994) 4.45 Funky
Monkey (2004) 6.25
Perfect Strangers (2004)
8.00 Avenger (2006)
10.00 Payback (1999)
11.45 Painkiller Jane
(2005) 1.15am Boyz N
The Hood (1991)
3.00pm The Countess
From Hong Kong (1967)
5.10 The Drum (1938)
7.00 Spellbound (2002)
Fascinating spelling doc.
9.00 America’s
Sweethearts (2001)
Sharp comedy. 10.55
Swingers (1996) See film
guide. 12.45am Go
(1999) Episodic rave
drama.
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The Culture Show
BBC2, 7.30pm
Lauren Laverne gets stuck into
the middle-brow culture stories
of the week, including Oliver
Stone on World Trade Center,
Sting performing some tunes
from his umpteenth album and an
alternative take on the Booker
Prize shortlist. Scissor Sisters
(left) also pop in to talk about
their musical inspirations.
HG Wells:
War With The World
BBC2, 9.10pm
Promising drama telling the story
of the father of modern sci-fi, HG
Wells. Despite his literary fame,
Wells was a bit of a rum chap
who used celebrity to tempt
world leaders into forming a
‘world state’, and attempted to
promote his own rather risqué
belief in free love.
The Piano: A Love Affair
BBC4, 11.10pm
Self-confessed passionate piano
devotee Alexander Waugh
investigates what it is about a
quick tinkle on the ol’ Joanna that
appears to turn seemingly sane
folks into lifelong keyboard
junkies. This doc sees him roam
concert halls and the homes of
the rich and famous in order to
get some answers.
terrestrial
sport
BBC1
BBC2
6.10 FILM: The Haunted
Mansion (2003) Eddie Murphy
stars in this creepy comedy which
follows a workaholic estate agent
and his family who get trapped in
a gothic mansion as they try to lift
an ancient curse placed upon it,
encountering a host of ghosts and
ghouls along the way. Family
entertainment featuring some
elaborate special effects based on
the popular Disneyland ride.
7.35 The National Lottery:
1 v 100 Dermot O’Leary hosts a
quiz show in which one hopeful
contestant takes on 100 opponents
in a bid to win cash. Includes the
National Lottery draws.
8.20 Casualty Hospital drama.
Selena persuades Nathan to have
an HIV test.
9.10 The Good Housekeeping
Guide Drama in which
househusband Raymond is
desperate to raise enough money
to buy his family home before he’s
evicted by ex-wife Jenny.
10.10 BBC News; Weather
10.30 Match Of The Day Gary
Lineker presents highlights from
today’s five Premiership matches.
11.40 FILM: Inferno (1998)
Climate change thriller set in Los
Angeles.
1.05am Friday Night With
Jonathan Ross
2.10 BBC News 24
6.40 Galapagos
7.30 The Culture Show
See highlights.
8.20 TOTP 2 Exclusive live
performances from Razorlight,
Jamelia and Nelly Furtado. Songs
include: ‘Relax’, ‘Believe’, ‘Don’t
Leave Me This Way’ and Sting’s ‘If
I Ever Lose My Faith In You’.
9.10 HG Wells: War With The
World Drama telling the story of
the father of science fiction, HG
Wells. See highlights.
10.40 QI Features Sean Lock,
Jimmy Carr, Jo Brand and Alan
Davies tackling the subject of
danger.
11.10 Mock The Week Comedy
panel game cum stand-up
showcase hosted by Dara O’Briain
with regulars Hugh Dennis and
Frankie Boyle and guests Jon
Culshaw, Andy Parsons and
Russell Howard.
11.40 FILM: American Friends
(1991) Gentle romance set in the
latter half of the 19th century
starring Michael Palin as an
amiable Oxford don who falls in
love with an American.
1.10am The Culture Show
2.00 BBC Learning Zone
Languages 4.00 Working With The
Spanish 4.30 Working With The
French 5.00 Working With The
Germans 5.30 Working With The
Japanese
6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday
Kitchen 11.30 Ever Wondered
About Food
12.00pm BBC News; Weather
12.10 Football Focus 1.00
Grandstand 1.05 Athletics: The
Great North Miles 2.00 Rugby
Union: Anglo-Welsh Cup 4.30 Final
Score 5.20 Just For Laughs 5.50
BBC News; Regional News;
Weather
6.00am The Story Makers 6.15 Bill
And Ben 6.30 Something Special
6.45 Bob The Builder 7.00 Batfink
7.10 Astro Boy 7.30 Dennis The
Menace 7.55 BB3B 8.15 Legend Of
The Dragon 8.35 What’s New
Scooby Doo? 9.00 TMi 11.45
Sportsround
12.00pm See Hear 12.45 Film
2006 With Jonathan Ross 1.15
Star Trek: The Next Generation
2.00 Racing: Epsom 3.40 FILM:
How To Steal A Million (1966) 5.40
Flog It!
ITV1
6.00am GMTV 9.25 Saturday
Cooks Including Chef V Britain 9.55
Saturday Cooks Live 11.30 My
Parents Are Aliens
12.00pm Drake & Josh 12.30 The
New Adventures Of Superman
1.30 ITV News; Weather 1.35
Meridian News 1.40 Click UK
Premiere Special 2.10 Who Wants
To Be A Millionaire? 3.10 F1:
Chinese Grand Prix Qualifying 4.55
Meridian News 5.10 ITV News;
Sports Results; Weather 5.25 All
New You’ve Been Framed! 5.55
The X Factor
6.55 Ant And Dec’s Saturday
Night Takeaway Features Girls
Aloud live in the studio performing
their new single and Trinny and
Susannah competing in the Beat
the Boys car race.
8.10 The X Factor The
contestants in each category
perform one last task before
judges Simon Cowell, Sharon
Osbourne and Louis Walsh choose
the acts they want to take through
to the next round.
9.10 Afterlife Martin starts to
hear a disembodied voice over the
baby monitor – a sinister presence
whispering nursery rhymes to his
infant son. Risking his wife’s
ridicule, he asks Alison for help
and she identifies a malign spirit.
10.10 Parkinson Singers Lionel
Richie and Liza Minnelli and fellow
chat show host and X Factor judge
Sharon Osbourne join Michael.
11.10 ITV News
11.25 The Departed: DiCaprio
Arrives: ITV Movie Special
Leonardo DiCaprio talks about his
latest role in Martin Scorsese’s
new thriller The Departed.
11.55 ITV Play: Make Your Play
ITV’s new interactive game show
from home with cash prizes of up
to £50,000 .
4.35am Trading Treasures
5.00 ITV Nightscreen
5.30 ITV Early Morning News
Channel 4
6.10am The Hoobs (x2) 7.00
Adrenalin Rush 7.30 Lloyds TSB
Insurance British F3 International
Series 8.00 The Morning Line 8.50
Futurama 9.20 Friends 10.25
Princess Nikki 11.00 Popworld
11.50 Totally Boyband
12.25pm Freaky 1.00 Charmed 2.00
Channel 4 Racing From Newmarket
And Redcar 4.00 Selling Houses
Abroad 5.00 Wife Swap
6.00 Deal Or No Deal Noel
Edmonds continues his gameshow
comeback.
6.45 Channel 4 News Including
sport and weather.
7.10 Demolition: What
Happened Next Kevin McCloud,
Janet Street-Porter and George
Ferguson revisit the sites of
buildings which were nominated
as architectural blights during the
Demolition series, and find out
whether the campaigns to have
them destroyed have been
successful.
8.10 Bremner, Bird And Fortune
Topical satirical triple-hander.
9.10 FILM: The Fifth Element
(1997) Bizarre but inventive sci-fi
adventure set in the 23rd century
starring Bruce Willis.
See film guide.
11.35 Vodafone TBA: The
Killers The Killers stage a gig for
fans to boost the image of their
corporate sponsors
12.15am 4 Music: Ibiza Rocks
With Sony Ericsson The series
from the Ibiza Rocks festival
continues with The Futureheads
performing their biggest hits.
1.30 4 Music: 4Play: DJ Shadow
1.40 The Dead Zone
2.30 FILM: Bully (2001)
4.25 What Makes Us Human?
5.25 Countdown
Five
Sky Sports 1
6.00am Sunrise 6.55 Harry And His
Bucket Full Of Dinosaurs (x2) 7.25
Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends
7.45 Noddy 8.00 Gerald McBoing
Boing 8.30 The Book Of Pooh 9.05
Jane And The Dragon 9.35 Blue
Water High 10.05 Hercules: The
Legendary Journeys 11.05 RAD:
The Groms Ride The Rockies 11.40
Tim Marlow On... Kandinsky
12.30pm Built For The Kill 1.00
FILM: Shout At The Devil (1976)
3.20 FILM: Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles II (1991) 4.50 FILM:
Columbo: Lovely But Lethal (1973)
6.20 House Gripping US hospital
drama about a maverick, antisocial New Jersey doctor. The
team treats an overweight 10year-old child who suffered a heart
attack after taking diet pills.
7.05 NCIS Tony goes undercover
to help a prisoner escape from a
military detention camp in order to
recover millions of dollars worth of
Iraqi art. Little does he know that
the man he is trying to help may
also be a dangerous killer.
8.00 NCIS A one-million-dollar
reward is posted by a wealthy
family for the return of a missing
person, but when a bullet is found,
the case turns into a murder
enquiry.
8.55 Five News And Sport The
latest national and international
headlines with Helen Fospero.
9.10 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation US crime series.
Nick comes closer to finding the
truth about his kidnapping.
10.10 Law And Order: Special
Victims Unit The body of a baby
girl is found inside a cooler.
11.10 FILM: Striptease (1996)
Awful comedy-thriller starring
Demi Moore as a single mom
making a living by stripping.
See film guide.
1.10am Quiz Call
5.35 Wildlife SOS
6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30
Premier League Preview Show
7.00 Soccer AM’s All Sports Show
8.00 UEFA Champions League
Weekly 8.30 Premier League
Preview Show 9.00 Soccer AM
12.00pm Ford Football Special
3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.45
LIVE Super League. Coverage of
the Super League semi-final
eliminator 7.55 UEFA Champions
League Weekly 8.25 Football First:
Game Of The Day 10.15 Football
First: Match Choice (x5)
Sky Sports 2
6.00am LIVE Australian Rules
Football. Coverage of the grand
final from the Melbourne Cricket
Ground. 8.30 LIVE Rugby Union:
NPC 10.30 Friday Fight Night
12.30pm Australian Rules Football
2.00 LIVE Golf: American Express
Championship 5.00 Gillette World
Sport 5.30 Australian Rules
Football 7.00 Golf: American
Express Championship 10.00 Rugby
Union: Currie Cup (x2) 2.00am Golf:
American Express Championship
5.00 Sports Unlimited
Sky Sports 3
6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00
Motor Racing: A1 Grand Prix 7.30
Endzone 8.30 Motor Racing: A1
Grand Prix 9.00 Racing News 10.00
WWE Smackdown 12.00pm WWE
The Bottom Line 1.00 LIVE Motor
Racing: A1 Grand Prix 3.00 Max
Power 4.00 Endzone 5.00 WWE
Smackdown 7.00 WWE The Bottom
Line 8.00 Motor Racing: A1 Grand
Prix 10.00 Extreme Championship
Wrestling: Late Night 11.00 WWE
Smackdown 1.00am WWE Late
Night Bottom Line 2.00 Motor
Racing: A1 Grand Prix 4.00
Australian Football League 5.30
Martini World Circuit Series
Matt Chittock
extraterrestrial
Sky One
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Living TV
7.00pm The Simpsons
(x2) 8.00 Vroom Vroom
9.00 Best Of Brainiac:
Science Abuse 10.00
Brainiac’s Test Tube Baby
11.00 Chavs 12.00am A
Town Called Eureka 1.00
When Big Ron Went Iffy
1.50 Nip/Tuck 2.40 Las
Vegas 3.30 Best Of
Stargate SG-1 4.20 Star
Trek: Voyager (x2)
7.00pm Match Of The
Day Live: Women’s
World Cup Football 9.40
World Cup Outtakes
10.10 FILM: Dragonfly
(2002) 11.50 I’m With
Stupid. Box-ticking
disability comedy.
12.20am Ideal (x8)
Allnight run ofJohnny
Vegas’ drug-peddling sitcom.
7.00pm Meetings With
Remarkable Trees 7.10
Leeds Piano Competition
2006 8.00 Joyce Grenfell:
Comedy With Breeding
9.00 FILM: Shine (1996)
10.40 H G Wells And Me
11.10 The Piano: A Love
Affair (See highlights)
12.10am The Waughs:
Fathers And Sons 1.40
Joyce Grenfell
3.35pm The Departed:
DiCaprio Arrives - ITV
Movie Special 4.05
Movies Now 4.10 High
School Reunion 5.10 The
New Adventures Of
Superman (x4) 9.10 Xtra
Factor 10.10 FILM: Bill
And Ted’s Excellent
Adventure (1989) 11.50
The X Factor (x2) 1.50am
ITV Play: Make Your Play
2.35pm Jeeves And
Wooster (x3) 5.50
Hornblower 8.00 Agatha
Christie’s Poirot - Hercule
Poirot’s Christmas.
Vintage ‘tec drama.
10.10 FILM: Chaplin
(1992) 1.00am The Bill
(x2) Police soap. 3.00 The
Grimleys (x2) 4.40
Teleshopping 5.40 ITV3
Nightscreen
1.00pm Vodafone TBA:
Franz Ferdinand 2.00
4Music Presents... 2.30
Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00
Friends (x2) 6.05 Lost 7.05
Invasion 8.00 Friends (x2)
9.00 The 100 Greatest No
1’s 1.15am Porn: A Family
Business 1.50 Lost 2.40
Invasion 3.25 Porn: A
Family Business 3.50
4Music Presents...
11.35am One Year To
Pay Off Your Mortgage
(x4) 3.50pm Time Team:
Big Royal Dig 5.55 Time
Team 7.00 Snowmail
7.05 Time Team 8.05
Alive 9.10 FILM:
Downfall (2004) Last
Days of Hitler. 12.00am
Alive 1.05 Time Team:
Big Royal Dig 3.00 Time
Team
7.00pm Missing 8.00
Britain’s Next Top Model
9.00 Most Haunted 10.00
The L Word 11.00 CSI:
Crime Scene
Investigation 12.00am
Most Haunted Unseen
1.00 The Girly Ghost
Hunters 1.30 Jane
Goldman Investigates
2.25 Miss Match 3.20
Father Dowling Mysteries
UK TV Gold
Paramount
Discovery
Sci Fi
Sky Movies 1 Sky Movies 2 Film4
TCM
3.45pm My Hero 4.25
Dinnerladies 5.05
Columbo 6.40 My Hero
7.20 My Family
Christmas Special 8.25
Dinnerladies 9.00 FILM:
Shanghai Noon (2000)
11.05 Early Doors 11.40
The A-Team (x2) 1.40am
Baywatch (x2) 3.30 The
House Of Eliott (x2) 5.10
Murder, She Wrote
7.00pm King Of Queens
(x2) 8.00 Everybody Loves
Raymond (x2) 9.00 Lee
Evans Up Close 10.30
Lee Evans: Wired And
Wonderful 12.45am
Respectable 1.15 Badly
Dubbed Porn 1.45 Sexy
Cam 2.15 South Park (x2)
3.15 Podge And Rodge
3.25 Everybody Loves
Raymond (x2)
5.00pm Oil, Sweat And
Rigs 6.00 The Blasters
(x2) 8.00 Extreme
Engineering 9.00 Murder
Trail 10.00 Mythbusters
11.00 Forensic
Detectives 12.00am The
FBI Files 1.00 Forensic
Factor 2.00 Mythbusters
3.00 Murder Trail 4.00
Extreme Engineering 5.00
Dinosaur Planet
6.00am Robot Wars
Extreme (x2) 8.00
Teleshopping 11.00 Star
Trek (x5) 4.25pm FILM:
Legend (1985) 6.20 FILM:
Combustion (2004) 8.10
FILM: The Haunting Of
Seacliff Inn (1994) 10.00
FILM: The Frighteners
(1996) 12.10am Medium
1.00 Sci Fi Quiz Zone 4.00
The Outer Limits (x2)
4.00pm Dunston Checks
In (1996) 5.40 Tooth
(2004) 7.30 Sky Movies
News 8.00 Star Wars:
Episode III - Revenge Of
The Sith (2005) 10.25 Sin
City (2005) 12.35am Star
Wars: Episode III Revenge Of The Sith
(2005) 3.00 The Exorcist
III (1990) 4.55 Taken
Away (1996)
7.00pm Ride The High
Country (1962) 8.40 Wild
Frontiers: The First 100
Years Of The Western Directors 9.00 The Outlaw
Josey Wales (1976) 11.30
Wild Rovers (1971)
1.55am Ride Him Cowboy
(1932) 3.00 Teleshopping
5.00 Arena (1953)
3.15pm Cops And
Robbersons (1994) 5.00
The Magic Roundabout
(2005) 6.35 Garfield
(2004) 8.00 Sideways
(2004) 10.10 Team
America: World Police
(2004) 11.55 Resident
Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
1.35am Runaway Jury
(2003) 3.45 Hide And
Seek (2000)
3.00pm Jungle Book
(1942) Vintage Disney
‘toon with some great
songs along the way.
5.15 The Gentle Sex
(1943) 7.10 The
Woodlanders (1997) 9.00
Stepmom (1998) Weak
weepie rom with Julia
Roberts. 11.25 Apt Pupil
(1998) 1.30am The
Pawnbroker (1965)
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Natural World
BBC2, 6.10pm
Fascinating documentary
examining how the indigenous
wildlife of Australia has adapted
from living in lush rainforests 20
million years ago, to now
surviving on the world’s hottest
continent. Features more ‘roos ,
koalas and frogs than you can
shake a corked hat at, and is all
the better for it.
The South Bank Show
ITV1, 11.15pm
Scottish smack laureate Irvine
Welsh spraffs to Melvyn Bragg
about life, drugs and literary
inspiration. Filmed at the Docker’s
Club in Leith, where the infamous
Trainspotting was penned,
Melvyn tries to understand the
motivations behind his latest
offering, The Bedroom Secrets
Of The Master Chefs.
If It Ain’t Stiff
BBC4, 11.30pm
Arch fan Adrian Edmondson
narrates a documentary
chronicling the inside story of
Stiff Records, a tiny indie label
which was determined to move
power away from the majors and
back into the hands of the record
buyers. Notable contributors
include Jonathan Ross, Suggs
and Shane MacGowan.
terrestrial
BBC1
sport
6.00am Breakfast 7.15 Match Of
The Day 8.30 Sunday AM 9.30 The
Great North Run
12.00pm The Politics Show 1.00
The Great North Run 1.35 The
Politics Show 2.35 Cash In The
Attic 3.05 EastEnders 4.55 Points
Of View 5.10 Jane Eyre
BBC2
6.00am Tweenies 6.30 Big Cook
Little Cook 6.45 The Roly Mo Show
7.00 Batfink 7.10 Legend Of The
Dragon 7.30 Smile 10.00 Heaven
And Earth With Gloria Hunniford
11.00 Ellery Queen 11.45 FILM: The
Second Woman (1951)
1.20pm The Flying Gardener 1.30
Sunday Grandstand 1.35 Rugby
League: Super League Play-offs
2.20 Racing From Longchamp 4.55
The Great North Run 5.45 How I
Met Your Mother
ITV1
Channel 4
6.10 Songs Of Praise Classical
Brit Award winner Katherine
Jenkins talks to Sally Magnusson.
6.45 Antiques Roadshow Longrunning cash-for-antiques show.
7.35 BBC News; Regional
News; Weather
8.00 Casualty Hospital drama.
Seeking popularity, Alice starts an
alphabet game.
9.00 Jane Eyre Jane finds she
has a rival for Rochester’s
attentions in the beautiful Blanche
Ingram, and the gossip is that
Rochester will soon propose
marriage.
10.00 BBC News; Weather
10.15 Panorama Investigation
into allegations that a secret
church directive, issued by
Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger before
he became Pope Benedict XVI, is
being used to silence the victims
of child sex abuse by Roman
Catholic priests.
10.55 FILM: JFK (1991) Oliver
Stone’s controversial recreation of
the 1963 Kennedy assassination in
Dallas and its aftermath, focusing
on the investigations of New
Orleans District Attorney Jim
Garrison. Stars Kevin Costner.
See film guide.
1.55am The Sky At Night
2.20 Sign Zone Jane Eyre 3.20
Holby City
4.20 BBC News 24
6.10 Natural World
See highlights.
7.00 Best Of Top Gear Highlights
from the motoring magazine
series, presented by Jeremy
Clarkson, Richard Hammond and
James May.
8.00 Battle Of The Geeks
9.00 Beyond Boundaries: The
African Challenge Four-part
documentary series which follows
11 people as they attempt to make
history by walking across Africa
from Victoria Falls to the Atlantic
Ocean – 1,500 kilometres through
the swamps of Zambia and
Botswana to the burning sands of
the Namibian desert.
10.00 Match Of The Day 2
Adrian Chiles is joined by Watford
boss Aidy Boothroyd and Gavin
Peacock for highlights of today’s
four Premiership games.
11.00 Extras Sitcom starring Ricky
Gervais. Andy Millman learns that
you shouldn’t get on the wrong
side of the British press and seeks
help from a PR guru.
11.30 Arrested Development
(x2) Comedy series about a rich
dysfunctional family.
12.15am BBC News 24
2.00 BBC Learning Zone
WorkSkills: Wise at Work: 3.00
Using The Internet 4.00 Improving
Skills 5.00 Workplace Skills
6.00 Monkey Business Chris
Serle presents the series following
events at a primate rescue centre
in Dorset.
6.25 Meridian News; Weather
Latest regional news and weather.
6.40 ITV News; Weather The
latest national and international
news, plus national weather.
7.00 Emmerdale Debbie steals
the money from Jasmine.
Bounding back, Rodney does some
business with Zak.
7.30 Coronation Street Jamie
drops a massive bombshell,
leaving Sean shocked.
8.00 The Royal The arrival of a
new locum ruffles some feathers.
9.00 Cracker Fitz returns to
Manchester for his daughter’s
wedding and finds it utterly
transformed.
11.05 ITV News
11.15 The South Bank Show
In a powerful interview with
Melvyn Bragg, Irvine Welsh
reveals that he takes a hard line
on addiction.
12.15am F1: Chinese Grand Prix
Highlights Steve Rider introduces
the best of the round 16 action
from today’s Chinese Grand Prix.
1.15 Champions League Weekly
1.45 ITV Play
4.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
5.00 ITV Nightscreen
6.50 Lost Sci-fi adventure.
Following an odd discovery just
offshore, Jack and Sayid come up
with a plan to confront The Others
and hopefully get Walt back.
7.40 Channel 4 News Including
sport and weather.
8.00 The 100 Greatest Cartoons
A comprehensive countdown show
covering over a century of
animated film-making as the
British public reveals which
cartoon is their all-time favourite.
The programme covers everything
from Popeye to Japanese anime
via South Park and features
interviews with fans, historians
and animators. Let’s hope The
Simpsons storms it.
12.05am 4Music Presents... The
Killers
Miquita Oliver interviews Las
Vegas band The Killers, who talk
about the pressure of following
their five million-selling debut.
With exclusive performances of
tracks from their rather
disappointing new album, Sam’s
Town.
12.40 World Superbikes
1.35 The Dead Zone
2.25 KOTV
2.50 Freesports On 4
3.15 Thunder Races
4.15 What Makes Us Human?
5.15 Countdown
6.00am F1: Chinese Grand Prix
Live 9.00 GMTV 9.55 The
Championship 10.25 The Sunday
Edition With Andrew Rawnsley
And Andrea Catherwood 11.25
Meridian News And Weather
11.30 The X Factor
12.30pm The X Factor 1.30 F1:
Chinese Grand Prix Live 4.00
British Superbikes Championship
5.30 Airline
6.10am The Hoobs (x2) 7.00 Trans
World Sport 8.00 Adrenalin Rush
8.30 Freesports On 4 9.00
Popworld 9.50 Friends 10.25
Hollyoaks Omnibus
1.00pm Girls Aloud: Off The
Record 1.35 T4 Movie Special: The
Devil Wears Prada 2.10 Emporio
Armani Red: One Night Only 3.20
Charmed 4.20 The Simpsons 4.50
Men In White 5.55 Lost
Five
Sky Sports 1
6.00am The Save-Ums! 6.10 Big Blue
House 6.35 Sailor Sid 6.40 Bottle Top
Bill 6.55 Bucket Full Of Dinosaurs (x2)
7.25 Sunny Patch Friends 7.40 Noddy
8.00 Gerald McBoing Boing 8.30 Pooh
9.00 Jane And The Dragon 9.30 What
Makes Me Happy 9.45 Demolition
Dad 10.00 Round The Twist 10.30
Over The Sea To School 11.00 Snobs
11.35 Combat Club
12.05pm Rooted 12.35 Revelations
1.10 News 1.15 Built For The Kill
1.45 FILM: The Longest Day (1962)
5.05 FILM: Dragonheart II: A New
Beginning (2000)
6.40 Five News And Sport The
latest national and international
headlines.
6.55 FILM: Jackie Chan’s Who
Am I? (1998) Martial arts
adventure featuring a crack
commando who, after being
double-crossed by one of his
superiors, falls out of a helicopter
and is picked up by a remote tribe.
Having lost his memory, his
exclamation of ‘who am I?’ is
taken by the tribe to be his name.
After learning their culture,
customs and language, his
memories begin to return, and he
leaves the tribe in search of his
true identity.
9.00 FILM: xXx (2002) Highoctane action thriller in which an
extreme sports junkie is
blackmailed by the CIA into taking
on a highly dangerous mission to
Prague in order to thwart the
nefarious plans of a group of
Russian extremists.
11.20 World’s Wildest Police
Videos Documentary featuring
clips from police helicopters,
patrol cars and hi-tech surveillance
equipment.
12.20am The X Games XII
Amazing action and some of the
biggest tricks ever pulled in action
sports history.
1.05 Major League Baseball
4.00 Motorsport Mundial
6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30
FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.00 Football
First: Match Choice (x2) 10.00
Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement
11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm
LIVE Football League. Coverage
from the Coca-Cola Championship
clash between Norwich City and
Burnley at Carrow Road. 3.30 Ford
Super Sunday 6.30 Super Sunday:
The Last Word 7.00 Football
League Review 8.00 LIVE Spanish
Football. Football action from the
Spanish Primera Liga. 10.00
Football First: Match Choice (x2)
1.00am Football League Review
2.00 Spanish Football
Sky Sports 2
6.00am Wild Spirits 6.30 Motor
Racing: A1 Grand Prix 8.30 LIVE
Tennis: ATP Tour 10.30 Squash:
WISPA Dunlop British Open 11.30
Racing News 12.00pm Gillette
World Sport 12.30 LIVE Golf:
American Express Championship
5.00 Wild Spirits 5.30 Australian
Rugby League 7.00 Golf: American
Express Championship 10.00
British Superbikes 1.30am Golf:
American Express Championship
Sky Sports 3
6.00am Watersports World 7.00
Moto + 7.30 Max Power 8.30
WWE Afterburn 9.30 WWE Heat
10.30 LIVE Australian Rugby
League 1.00pm LIVE Motor
Racing: A1 Grand Prix 3.30 Moto +
4.00 Yachting: World Match
Racing Tour 5.00 WWE Experience
6.00 Squash: WISPA Dunlop
British Open 7.00 Motor Racing:
A1 Grand Prix 9.00 WWE Late
Night Afterburn 10.00 WWE Heat
11.00 Cricket: Challenger Series NKP Salve Trophy 1.00am Motor
Racing: A1 Grand Prix 3.00
Australian Rugby League 4.30
Yachting: World Match Racing
Tour
Matt Chittock
extraterrestrial
Sky One
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Living TV
7.00pm The Match 8.30
The Simpsons 9.00 When
Sports Stars See Red
11.00 Cold Case 12.00am
Unsolved Crimes USA
1.00 Dinotopia 1.50
Footballers’ Pads 2.40
Chavs 3.30 Brainiac:
History Abuse 4.20 Star
Trek: Voyager 5.10
America’s Dumbest
Criminals (x2)
7.00pm Wedding Stories
8.00 New Anthea Turner:
The Perfect Housewife
9.00 Little Britain 9.30
The Catherine Tate Show
10.00 I’m With Stupid
10.30 Little Miss Jocelyn
11.00 FILM: Kevin And
Perry Go Large (2000)
12.15am The Real Hustle
12.45 I’m With Stupid
1.15 Little Miss Jocelyn
7.00pm Meetings With
Remarkable Trees 7.10
Leeds Piano Competition
2006 8.00 Glenn Gould:
Hereafter 9.30 More
Dawn French’s Girls Who
Do: Comedy 10.00
Reader, I Married Him
11.00 The Late Edition
11.30 If It Ain’t Stiff. See
highlights. 1.00am
Reader, I Married Him
7.00pm The X Factor (x2)
9.00 Xtra Factor 10.00
Entourage 10.35 The
Office: An American
Workplace 11.05
Coronation Street 11.35
Entourage 12.05am The
Office: An American
Workplace 12.35
Supernatural 1.35 ITV
Play: Make Your Play
4.00 ITV Play: Playalong
2.00pm Agatha Christie’s
Poirot 3.05 Sherlock
Holmes - Sign Of Four
5.20 Rumpole Of The
Bailey 6.25 Upstairs,
Downstairs 7.30
Brideshead Revisited
8.45 FILM: Cuba (1979)
11.05 Cracker... Behind
The Scenes 12.05am
Cold Feet (x2) 2.10
Teleshopping
4.00pm Reunion 5.00
Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs
6.30 The War At Home
7.00 One Tree Hill 8.00
Ghost Whisperer 9.00
Lost (x2) 11.00 The
Sopranos 12.05am
Hollyoaks: In The City
1.10 Scrubs 1.40 The
War At Home 2.00 One
Tree Hill 2.45 Ghost
Whisperer 3.30 Reunion
6.05pm Deal Or No Deal
7.00 Without A Trace
8.00 The West Wing 9.00
Father Ted 9.30 Curb
Your Enthusiasm 10.10
FILM: Patriot Games
(1992) 12.20am Without
A Trace 1.15 The West
Wing 2.10 Father Ted
2.35 Curb Your
Enthusiasm 3.05 A Place
In The Sun
7.00pm Chubby Children
8.00 America’s Next Top
Model 9.00 CSI: Crime
Scene Investigation
10.00 Grey’s Anatomy
11.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation 12.00am
Most Haunted Unseen
1.00 America’s Next Top
Model 2.00 Miss Match
2.55 FILM: Survive The
Savage Sea (1992)
UK TV Gold
Paramount
Discovery
Sci Fi
Sky Movies 1 Sky Movies 2 Film4
TCM
2.00pm Columbo (x4)
‘Tec show. 8.20 The Vicar
Of Dibley 9.00 In Justice
(x2) 10.50 FILM: The
Bone Collector (1999)
1.00am Baywatch (x2)
US jigglefest. 2.45 The
House Of Eliott (x2) Aged
family fashion drama
4.25 Murder, She Wrote
5.15 Close Up (x2) 5.35
Neighbours
7.00pm Ally McBeal 8.00
Two And A Half Men (x2)
9.00 Lee Evans Live At
Her Majesty’s Theatre
10.20 Lee Evans Live Different Planet Tour
11.50 South Park (x2)
12.50am Badly Dubbed
Porn 1.20 Naked And
Funny 1.50 Sexy Cam
2.20 Rendez-View (x3)
3.35 Naked And Funny
7.00pm Global Garage Bangla Bangers 8.00
American Chopper 9.00
Mythbusters 10.00 Stunt
Junkies (x2) 11.00
Forensic Detectives
12.00am The FBI Files
1.00 Guilty Or Innocent?
2.00 Stunt Junkies (x2)
3.00 American Chopper
4.00 Mythbusters 5.00
How It’s Made (x2)
11.00pm Angel (x4) 2.40
Psychic Detectives 3.10
FILM: Sub Zero (2005)
5.00 The Day Of The
Triffids (x2) 6.00 V 7.00
Firefly 8.00 The Last Train
9.00 Medium (x2) 11.00
FILM: Emmanuelle 2000:
Jewel Of Emmanuelle
(2000) 12.50am Sci Fi
Quiz Zone 4.00 The Outer
Limits (x2)
11.55pm Driven To
Succeed (2003) 1.45pm
Harry Potter And The
Prisoner Of Azkaban
(2004) 4.15 Ice Bound
(2003) 6.05 A Cinderella
Story (2004) 8.00 Harry
Potter And The Prisoner
Of Azkaban (2004) 10.25
Milk (1998) 1.40am
Dawn Of The Dead
(1979) 3.35 Kinsey (2004)
4.40pm Wild Frontiers:
The First 100 Years Of
The Western - Stars 5.00
Colorado Territory (1949)
6.40 Wild Frontiers: The
First 100 Years Of The
Western - Directors 7.00
Bronco Billy (1980) 9.00
Wyatt Earp (1994)
12.30am They Died With
Their Boots On (1941)
3.00 Teleshopping
2.05pm One Fine Day
(1996) 4.00 Life With
Mikey (1993) 5.40 US Top
10 6.00 Arizona Summer
(2003) 8.00 One Fine Day
(1996) 10.00 Fierce
Creatures (1997) 11.40
Phantom Of The Opera
(2004) 2.05am The I
Inside (2003) 3.40 Lean
On Me (1989) 5.30
Hometown Legend (2002)
3.00pm The Four
Feathers (2002) 5.20
Cottage To Let (1941)
7.05 Doctor In Clover
(1965) 9.00 Billy Madison
(1995) With Adam
Sandler 10.40 Say
Anything (1989) 12.35am
Me And You And
Everyone We Know
(2004) 2.20 La Belle Et La
Bete (1946)
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Spooks
BBC1, 9pm
When the UK hosts the World
Trade Summit for Africa, the team
goes undercover at the heart of
the talks. They uncover an
assassination plot and fight to
quash it, but as the real
motivations are revealed, the
team must make a devastating
moral choice that may threaten
their survival. Gripping stuff.
The World’s Biggest Penis
Channel 4, 11pm
Slightly misleading in that it’s not
a documentary following the
career of Jeremy Clarkson, this is
nevertheless an interesting (and
let’s face it, humbling), look at the
lives of men who are more John
Wayne (left) than John Bobbit in
the trouser department. Is being
well endowned the ultimate male
dream, or a living nightmare?
Say No To The Knife
BBC3, 8pm
Londoner Renu has always hated
her nose and believes that
cosmetic surgery is the only thing
that will make her happy, while
Nathalie from South Wales wants
to boost her body image by way
of a tummy tick, liposuction and a
boob job. Will psychotherapist
Linzi Boyd be able to talk them
out of going under the knife?
terrestrial
BBC1
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 To Buy Or
Not To Buy 10.00 City Hospital
11.00 Homes Under The Hammer
11.30 Car Booty
12.15pm Cash In The Attic 1.00
BBC News; Weather 1.30 Regional
News; Weather 1.40 Neighbours
2.05 Doctors 2.35 Diagnosis
Murder 3.20 BBC News; Weather;
Regional News 3.25 Lazytown 3.50
Watch My Chops 4.05 Crush 4.30
Kerching! 5.00 Blue Peter 5.25
Newsround 5.35 Neighbours
6.00 BBC News; Weather
6.30 South East Today; Weather
Regional news magazine.
7.00 Holiday 2006 Travel
magazine presented by Laurence
Llewellyn-Bowen.
7.30 Inside Out Surprising reallife stories from familiar places.
8.00 EastEnders Minty drops
everything at work to be with SJ,
but will he realise he’s being
used?
8.30 Rogue Traders Consumer
show.
9.00 Spooks See highlights.
10.00 BBC News; Regional
News; Weather
10.35 Graham Norton’s Bigger
Picture Current affairs comedy.
Michael Barrymore, Lorraine Kelly
and comedian Danny Wallace are
Graham’s guests.
11.15 Film 2006 With Jonathan
Ross Wossy weviews the muchanticipated The Devil Wears
Prada.
11.45 FILM: Dog Day Afternoon
(1975) Heist drama starring Al
Pacino that tells the true story of a
man who holds up a Brooklyn bank
to raise money for his lover’s sexchange operation.
1.50am Sign Zone Al Qaeda:
Turning The Terrorists
2.50 Home 3.50 To Buy Or Not To
Buy
4.35 Joins BBC News 24
sport
BBC2
7.00am Batfink 7.05 Time Warp Trio
7.30 Roar 8.30 Charlie And Lola 8.40
Boogie Beebies 9.00 Autumnwatch
9.30 Me Too! 9.50 Gordon 10.00 Big
Cook Little Cook 10.20 Pingu 10.30
BBC Primary Arabic 10.50 Social
Inclusion Dramas 11.10 The Maths
Channel (x2) 11.30 The Conservative
Party Conference
1.00pm What? Where? When?
Why? 1.15 Something Special 1.30
Working Lunch 2.00 Flying Gardener
2.15 The Conservative Party
Conference 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Ready
Steady Cook 5.15 Weakest Link
6.00 Eggheads
6.30 Extreme Dreams With Ben
Fogle After a 23-hour journey the
team arrive in Spitzbergen and are
flung in at the deep end, down a
70m crevasse. Single mum Nina
has a brush with death as she
loses control of her snowmobile
and heads for a deep ravine. It’s
been a tough day and the team
haven’t even started to build their
first camp yet.
7.00 A Seaside Parish
7.30 Return To Tuscany
8.00 Autumnwatch Bill Oddie,
Kate Humble and Simon King
follow the fortunes of a cast of
unforgettable wildlife characters
as autumn gets under way.
9.00 Nuremberg: The Nazis On
Trial Drama-documentary series
which goes behind the scenes of
the most famous war-crimes trial
in history.
10.00 Kath And Kim Antipodean
sitcom. Brett refuses to go to Kim’s
birthing classes.
10.30 Newsnight
11.20 The Worst Job In British
Politics? The Leader Of The
Opposition Lessons for David
Cameron to learn.
12.20am BBC News 24
1.00 BBC Learning Zone
Languages and Travel 2.30
Germany Inside Out 5.00 Work
Talk: Germany
ITV1
Channel 4
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy
Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning
12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV
Lunchtime News; Weather 2.00
Crime Hour: Midsomer Murders
3.00 Meg And Mog 3.05 Pocoyo
3.15 Mr Bean: The Animated Series
3.30 Jungle Run 4.00 My Parents
Are Aliens (x2) 5.00 The Sharon
Osbourne Show: X Factor Special
6.00am The Cubeez 6.10 The
Hoobs (x2) 7.00 Freshly Squeezed
7.25 Friends 7.55 Everybody Loves
Raymond 8.25 Will & Grace 8.55
Frasier 9.30 Teen Tycoons 10.00
Tricky Business Two 10.30 From The
Top 11.00 Day I Got The Sack 11.30
The Deadly Knowledge Show
12.00pm News At Noon 12.30
Third Watch 1.25 FILM: Boy On A
Dolphin (1957) 3.30 Countdown
4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The
New Paul O’Grady Show
6.00 Meridian News; Weather
Latest regional news and weather.
6.30 ITV Evening News;
Weather The latest national and
international news.
7.00 Emmerdale Debbie and
Jasmine’s friendship is over.
7.30 Coronation Street Soapy
action. Fred’s shopping trip with
Audrey leads to a painful
conversation.
8.00 Tonight With Trevor
McDonald: Binge-drinking
Babies Linda Duberley leads an
investigation into the out of
control drinking habits of
expectant mothers.
8.30 Coronation Street
9.00 Life Begins Phil tells Brian
that he’s not helping him hide his
assets any more – and promptly
gets fired.
10.00 The Complete Guide To
Parenting It’s Halloween and
George and Jamie Hartley have
been invited to a party at the Tyler
household.
10.30 ITV News
11.00 Real Crime: The M25
Rapist: Married To A Monster
12.00am ITV Play: The Mint
Interactive gameshow featuring
celebrity guests.
4.35 I Want That House
5.00 ITV Nightscreen
5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.00 The Simpsons Lisa becomes
jealous when she meets a new
student.
6.30 Hollyoaks Zak, Will and
Jessica accompany Kris when he
decides to face his fear and go out
for a drink.
7.00 Channel 4 News Including
sport and weather.
7.55 3 Minute Wonder: RIBA
Stirling Prize 2006 A look at this
year’s Stirling Prize, the most
prestigious architectural award
given in the UK – with a prize of
twenty thousand pound.
8.00 Dispatches: Burma’s
Secret War Journalist Evan
Williams goes undercover to
investigate Burma’s brutal military
regime.
9.00 Celebrity Wife Swap
See highlights.
10.00 Without A Trace
11.00 The World’s Biggest
Penis See highlights.
12.00am Party Poker.com Late
Night Poker Ace Thirty-two
online qualifiers battle it out for
the title of the best amateur poker
player in the world and a $50,000
prize. Here, eight more players
come to the table.
1.05 The Dead Zone
1.50 Me, My Dad And Moorgate
2.50 Indian Finishing School
3.50 School Disco
4.00 Star Maths
Five
Sky Sports 1
6.00am The Save-Ums! 6.10 Big
Blue House 6.40 Roobarb And
Custard Too 6.50 Hi-5 7.25 Miss
Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends 7.45
Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And
The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig
8.20 Funky Valley 8.30 Franny’s
Feet 8.45 Bird Bath 8.55 My First...
9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha
Goddard 11.30 Five News
12.00pm Home And Away 12.30
BrainTeaser 1.35 FILM: Hart To
Hart: Home Is Where The Hart Is
(1994) 3.35 FILM: Mary Higgins
Clark: Lucky Day (2002) 5.30 News
6.00 Home And Away Rachel has
a fight on her hands to prove her
innocence.
6.30 Two And A Half Men
Alan’s divorce settlement is put in
jeopardy when Charlie sleeps with
the lawyer drawing it up.
7.00 Five News National and
international news with Kirsty
Young.
7.15 The Gadget Show Cult
show for all respecting gadget
lovers.
8.00 Fifth Gear Vicki ButlerHenderson teaches Ashes hero
and new England Captain Andrew
Flintoff how to race in a Porsche
Cayman.
9.00 Extraordinary People: The
4 Year Old Who Ran 40 Miles
10.00 Banged Up Abroad A true
life Midnight Express story
following the experiences of
Sandra Gregory, a young middleclass backpacker who was
sentenced to life imprisonment in
Thailand for smuggling 90 grams
of heroin.
11.00 Knifemares Documentary
about cosmetic surgery addicts.
12.00am The Joan Rivers
Position Outrageous Agony Aunt
Joan Rivers is joined by Tracey
Emin, who wants to know why she
hasn’t had sex for two years.
12.30 NFL Live
4.50 Copa Recopa
6.00am Football League Review
7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00
TBA 9.30 UEFA Champions League
Weekly 10.00 Aerobics Oz Style
10.30 Football League Review
11.30 UEFA Champions League
Weekly 12.00pm TBA 3.00
Spanish Football 5.00 UEFA
Champions League Weekly 5.30
Football League Review 6.30
Soccer AM: The Best Bits 7.30
LIVE Ford Monday Night Football.
Coverage of the Premiership clash
between Watford and Fulham at
Vicarage Road. 10.15 You’re On
Sky Sports 11.45 Soccer AM: The
Best Bits 12.45am Ford Monday
Night Football 2.45 You’re On Sky
Sports
Sky Sports 2
6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Be
Spoked 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style 7.30
Spirit Of Equestrian 8.00 Golf:
American Express Championship
11.00 Motor Racing: A1 Grand Prix
1.00pm Golf: American Express
Championship 4.00 British
Superbikes 7.30 LIVE Speedway:
Elite League 9.30 Triathlon 10.30
Powerboating 11.00 Speedway: Elite
League 1.00am World Motor Sport
3.30 Sports Adventure
Sky Sports 3
8.00am Bowls: Waterloo
Championships 9.00 Pool:
International Pool Masters 11.00
Racing News 11.30 Spirit Of
Equestrian 12.00pm NFL Double
Header 3.00 Pool: International
Pool Masters 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00
NFL Double Header 10.00 WWE
Late Night Bottom Line 11.00
WWE Late Night Afterburn
12.00am Extreme Championship
Wrestling: Late Night 1.00 WWE:
Heat 2.00 WWE Raw
Matt Chittock
extraterrestrial
Sky One
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Living TV
7.00pm The Simpsons
(x2) 8.00 FILM: Grease
(1978) Classic teen
musical. 10.00 The
Match 11.15 99 Most
Bizarre... 12.15am
Stargate SG-1 1.15 Star
Trek: Voyager 2.10 Star
Trek: The Next
Generation 3.05
Mysterious Island 4.45
Max Magic
7.00pm Wedding Stories
8.00 Say No To The Knife.
See highlights. 9.00
Trauma Uncut (x2) 10.00
EastEnders. Soap. 10.25
Spooks 11.25 Little Miss
Jocelyn. Sketch show.
11.55 Trauma Uncut (x2)
12.55am Wedding
Stories 1.50 The Body Of
Marilyn Monroe 2.50 Say
No To The Knife
7.00pm 10 Things You
Didn’t Know About
Volcanoes 8.00 The World
8.30 The Perfect Village
9.00 Reader, I Married
Him 10.00 Storyville:
Prostitution Behind The
Veil 10.55 Forty Minutes
On 11.55 The Perfect
Village 12.25am Reader, I
Married Him 1.25 Cast
And Crew
7.00pm The New
Adventures Of Superman
8.00 Coronation Street
Secrets: Bad Girls 8.30
Click UK Premiere Special
9.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA
10.00 Ladette To Lady
11.00 Coronation Street
(x2) 12.00am FILM: The
Hand That Rocks The
Cradle (1992) 2.10 ITV
Play: The Mint
5.05pm Peak Practice 6.10
Revisiting Brideshead 6.15
Goodnight Sweetheart
6.55 Lovejoy 8.00
Numb3rs 8.55 The
Adventures Of Sherlock
Holmes 10.00 Wycliffe
11.05 Verdict 12.05am
Heat Of The Sun 2.05
Peak Practice 3.00
Teleshopping 5.00 ITV3
Nightscreen
7.00pm Hollyoaks 7.30
Headland 8.00 Friends
(x2) 9.00 Hollyoaks: In
The City 10.00 Wife
Swap: The Aftermath
10.30 FILM: Dying Young
(1991) 12.40am Star
Stories 1.10 Invasion 2.00
Hollyoaks: In The City
3.00 Star Stories 3.25
Queer As Folk 4.20 The
OC 5.00 Switched (x2)
7.00pm Gordon Ramsay’s
F Word 8.00 More4
News 8.30 The Daily
Show Global Edition 9.00
Bradford Riots 10.35
Father Ted. Clerical
comedy. 11.05 Six Feet
Under 12.15am The Daily
Show Global Edition
12.45 Bradford Riots 2.15
Father Ted 2.45 Six Feet
Under
7.00pm Will & Grace (x2)
8.00 Charmed 9.00
America’s Next Top
Model (x2) 11.00 CSI:
Crime Scene
Investigation 12.00am
Most Haunted Unseen
1.00 Charmed 2.00 Miss
Match 2.55 Wild Card
3.45 Life As We Know It
4.40 Love, Inc. 5.05
Three Sisters
UK TV Gold
Paramount
Discovery
Sci Fi
Sky Movies 1 Sky Movies 2 Film4
TCM
7.00pm Only Fools And
Horses 7.40 Open All
Hours 8.20 Porridge 9.00
Blackadder’s Christmas
Carol 10.00 Blackadder
Goes Forth 10.40 FILM:
Rambo: First Blood (1982)
12.25am In Justice 1.20
Waiting For God 1.55 To
The Manor Born 2.25 Are
You Being Served? 2.55
The Bill 3.45 The A-Team
7.00pm Scrubs (x2) 8.00
That 70s Show (x2) 9.00
Two And A Half Men (x2)
10.00 Sex And The City
10.35 South Park 11.05
Trailer Park Boys 11.35
The World Stands Up
12.05am Lewis Black:
Black On Broadway 1.25
The World Stands Up
1.55 Two And A Half
Men (x2) 2.55 Linc’s
7.00pm Mythbusters Specials 8.00 How It’s
Made (x2) 9.00 American
Chopper 10.00 Global
Garage - Bangla Bangers
11.00 Forensic
Detectives 12.00am The
FBI Files 1.00 Forensic
Factor 2.00 Forensic
Detectives 3.00 Global
Garage - Bangla Bangers
4.00 American Chopper
11.00am Star Trek
12.00pm Roswell 1.00
The Pretender 2.00
Mysterious Ways 3.00
FILM: Knight Rider 2000
(1991) 5.00 Angel 6.00
Roswell 7.00 Star Trek
8.00 Angel 9.00 Medium
(x2) 11.00 FILM: The
Goonies (1985) 1.20am
Sci Fi Quiz Zone 4.00 She
Spies 5.00 The Pretender
12.40pm Anastasia: The
Mystery Of Anna (1986)
4.00 Me And The Kid
(1993) 6.00 Houseguest
(1995) 8.00 Swimming
Upstream (2003) 10.00
Blade: Trinity (2004)
12.00am Hidalgo (2004)
2.35 Something To Talk
About (1995) 4.35
Roseanne: An Unauthorized Biography (1994)
5.00pm Escape From Fort
Bravo (1953) 7.00 The
Law And Jake Wade
(1958) 8.40 Wild Frontiers:
The First 100 Years Of The
Western - Rediscovered
9.00 Cat Ballou (1965)
10.55 All Fall Down (1962)
1.00am The Yellow RollsRoyce (1965) 3.00
Teleshopping 5.00 Seven
Hills Of Rome (1958)
12.35pm Sugar Creek
Gang: Great Canoe Fish
(2004) 1.55 Raising
Helen (2004) 4.00 The
Legend Of Sleepy Hollow
(1999) 5.45 Merchant Of
Venice (2004) 8.00
Alexander (2004) 11.00
Raising Helen (2004)
1.05am Cold Creek
Manor (2003) 3.10 Cold
Blooded (1994)
3.00pm Moulin Rouge
(1952) Modern musical
with Eawn McGregor.
5.25 Highly Dangerous
(1950) 7.15 Watership
Down (1978) See Film
Guide. 9.00 Brassed Off
(1996) Moving drama.
11.05 Go (1999) Episodic
drama. 1.05am The
Hitcher (1986) moody
chiller.