The Goggle Song. Sung to Tune of I'm a Little Tea Pot I'm a little Chemist Short and Stout (Point TO GOGGLES) Here are my goggles (Point TO EYES) Here are my eyes (Hands on hips) When I don't wear Goggles, My Teacher Shouts! (Cuphands to mouth & WAG FINGER) JUST PUT THEM ON OR JUST GET OUT!