>> Kevin Kootz: Thank you for coming. My name is Kevin Kootz and I'm pleased to welcome Megan McArdle to the Microsoft Research Visiting Speaker Series. Megan's here to discuss her book, The Upside of Down: Why Failing Well is the Key to Success. She argues that America is unique in its willingness to let people and companies fail, but also in its determination to let them pick up after the fall. Failure is how people and businesses learn. Megan is a Washington, DC based writer and columnist for Bloomberg View, and she has a BA from the University of Pennsylvania and an MBA from the University of Chicago's Graduate School of Business. She's here to tell us how to harness the power of failure, and for those who can't get enough of learning how to harness the power of failure, she'll be at the -- at another book signing and presentation at the Town Hall at 8th and Seneca in downtown Seattle at 7:30 p.m. tonight, but please join me now is giving her a very warm welcome. [applause] >> Megan McArdle: This is a little nerve-racking because normally I would come to a company and I would talk about the power of experimentation and iteration, but I feel like doing that at a tech company is like trying to teach my grandmother how to cook. I mean, you guys know this, right? Most products fail. Most things aren't a good idea, and the way that you find that out is by trying something, seeing how it works, and then mostly finding out that it doesn't, but sometimes finding out something that does. So instead I'm going to talk today about why and why I don't write. And this is not just for writers, because it's about why we don't greatly, why we are -- why we hold ourselves from that sort of experimentation. I write a talk dare back So I'll start off by saying this is a really interesting for me because before I went to business school, my colleagues at the Economist nicknamed me Miss Zeitgeist because I seemed to have participated in every major trend for about the -- from the '90s to about mid 2005. I graduated from college with an English degree, worked for a bunch of startups, all of which went under very quickly. It looks great on my résumé. People are really impressed when I say I worked for three startups, and I have to be like, no, like four months was about the mean time to failure. At one point a friend of mine who is an equity analyst asked me if I would please let him know if any of the companies he covered made me an offer because he needed to short the stock. And what I did actually between the failed startups and business school was that I was a Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer. I used to go and install -- [applause] -- yeah. I used to go and install big Microsoft networks for banks. And then I actually installed the first Bloomberg -as far as I know, the first open Bloomberg terminals in publication, and now I work for Bloomberg and I'm speaking at Microsoft, so I feel like I've now come totally full circle and I'm just going to spend the rest of this talk telling all of the tech jokes that I haven't been able to tell for the last 15 years. I have one that's great. Its punchline is my NIC doesn't have a Mac address. It's hilarious. No one gets it. I hope there are some engineers in the room who thought it was really funny. So how did I end up here? I went to business school in 2001 having come out of the tech world. In 2000 -- in 1999, rather. I had tried technology, investment banking, whereupon I learned that there was no inner investment banker waiting to get out of me, and having watched the Nasdaq crash from the lobby of my Merrill Lynch trading group, decided that what I needed to do was technology management consulting full time after school. So I got a job doing this, and the great thing about business school, business school is a great place for people who just want to punch all the buttons in the right order and then have everything come out sort of guaranteed, like one of those little punch card computers, right? Like you just punch it in and then everything goes smoothly, or it's supposed to, because you did what you were supposed to. And so I did what I was supposed to. I did on-campus recruiting, and in October I had a job. So I mean, talking about senioritis, right? Like this is the second year of business school is just one long -actually, I took some great classes, including with Austin Goldsby [phonetic] who was, for a while, the head of the Council of Economic Advisors. But I was set. I didn't have to worry. And so I had a great second year. And then about March or April of my second year the company called me and said, you know, business is just a little slower than we thought it would be, so how about -- you were supposed to start in October, what about February? And I was like, okay, February, I can do February. So I called my mom and said, mom, can I come home? And I moved in with -- to my parents' spare bedroom just for a few months, and then 911 happened. And I'm from Manhattan, so I was actually living there at the time, and in the supreme irony of my life, as a libertarian blogger, my father is a lobbyist, so every time I would make lobbying jokes, he would send me an email, like, you do know what paid for college, right? Among his clients were the heavy construction industry of New York, and one of his clients was down at the site, and threw a series of oddly improbable events, I ended up actually working down at the World Trade Center site for a year. And while I was there a started a blog, and I was originally going to blog -- now, keep in mind, I actually said I wanted to be a writer when I was eight. So now at the age of 30 I'm sitting in a construction trailer, living in my parents' spare bedroom. How did that happen? I wrote my first book when I was eight years old. It was in a composition book. It was a novel. It was not very good. I think it had a hero named Janie. She was on a bus for a while. But I'd always chosen, like many students in business school, I had repeatedly chosen to move away from that because it was not safe. It was very risky, right? It's about the most insane thing that you can do is just to decide that you want to be a writer. And so I had gotten skills. I had been in tech for a while. I'd gone to business school. I was going to go back into tech at a higher level. And then the management consulting firm called again and said, so business is a little slower than we were expecting. You were going to start in February. What about May? And I was like, okay, May. And I made arrangements to stay longer at this -- the project working at the World Trade Center site, and I started a blog. To this point, I had written a bunch of fiction, including the worst novel ever written in the English language. I'm not talking about the one I wrote when I was eight. Luckily, I had the good sense never to show it to anyone. And then I started this blog and I started -- I was originally going to write about what it was like to be down at the World Trade Center site, and I then quickly realized that that would get me arrested and/or fired. So instead, I started putting my business school curriculum up, because it was 2001 and blogs were not like something your grandmother does in her retirement. It was actually something new and cool, and there was no one on the Internet who was writing about accounting and explaining why WorldCom had failed and so forth. So I started doing this, and I got fairly big traffic. And then the management consulting firm called again and said, so how about never? Does never work for you? And there I was, adrift. It took me another year to find a job. Actually, I found lots of jobs. I got a job doing -- pretty soon you're a job doing IT for the City of New York. Then they had a hiring freeze. I passed the Foreign Service exam. I got through -- and this is like a multilayered nine-month process. I went through all of it and then flunked the medical. I got a lot of jobs, none of which ever started, and just as I was really at the nadir, I said to my parents, I think I might want to become a journalist because I'm getting -- people are asking me to write articles. I love this. I love this more than anything else I've ever done. As you can imagine, my parents were about as thrilled as all parents are when you announce that you're going to use your $100,000 education to embark on freelance journalism, a lucrative and safe career. I think my dad actually said to me, well, how would you think about this as a business school problem? I was like, really? I would project the cash flows and then I would discount them back because a dollar today is worth more than a dollar tomorrow. And he said, please do that. So I sat down and I did it, and it had about the same expected value as becoming addicted to crack, but I did it anyway, of course, which is how more than a few substance abuse problems have started, no doubt. And then just as I was really at the depths, I interviewed for The Economist and then, once again, nothing happened. Like months passed before I heard from them. And I went out to this business school event, and I'm living in my parents' spare bedroom. I don't really have any money. I mean, I have a little bit of money, but I have $1,000 a month in loan payments, so any discretionary income is kind of already earmarked. And so I'm circulating around this event with a glass of water, and everyone's having babies and getting married and they have awesome jobs, and I am unemployed and living in my parents' spare bedroom, which is exactly as lame as it sounds. And a guy I didn't know very well walked up to me and said, so how are you? And I said, I am perilously to despair. How are you? And he did what about anyone would do at that point, was he just stared at me for a really long time and then he kind of sidled away, like he was afraid to turn his back on me. And then two weeks after that The Economist called and offered me a job. And I actually -- when I got on the phone with this guy, very reserved British man, a man named Gottlieb, he said, well, actually, I'm calling to offer you a job, and I said, I'll take it. And he said, excellent. You know, we're thinking of paying you $40,000 a year. And I was like, you're going to pay me? And then I realized I sounded like an idiot and it was like, that's fine, and then I called my boyfriend and I said I got a job and I started crying. And that had never happened to me before. I'm not like one of those people who just, like, they see a bunny rabbit in the road and they just start tearing up. I was really -- only ever cried in happiness one other day in my life and that was on my wedding day, and my bridesmaid me stop because my mascara was running. What I realized in retrospect, and the ultimate genesis of this book bridesmaid was that that process, that miserable, horrible, terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad process of feeling really awful was also the reason that I got to do this amazing thing that I've now been doing for the last 12 years, because if I had had that management consulting job that paid six figures, could I have taken a job that paid a third as much with my thousand dollars a month loan payments in New York, by the way, because that's where the job was. I mean, I was living really lean. You talk about lean manufacturing. I was eating things for dinner like ramen and cheese doodle surprise, where the surprise is that you're 30 years old and still eating ramen and cheese doodles for dinner. I couldn't have dared to do it, right? It really is true that freedom can be another word for nothing left to lose. And one of the great things about writing this book is how many people -- so I actually did a little Web survey, and I looked at what happens when you type the words "the best thing that ever happened to me" into Google, and you get some really interesting results. I mean, actually, the main result is that there's this song called "The Best Thing that Ever Happened to Me," and it's number one. But if you drill down into the results, you see a lot of things like getting cancer, going to rehab, getting left at the altar, and not really what you would think of as what you expect to think of as your highlight moment, right? But in fact it's actually true. Being unemployed for two years or functionally unemployed for two years was the best thing that ever happened to me because for -- since the age of eight until the age of 30 I had been fleeing from the thing that I most wanted to do because it wasn't safe. And eventually at the point where I really had nothing left to lose, I fled back to it and it turned out that, you know what? Doing something that you love passionately and are really good at is a good career move. Surprisingly enough, a better career move than spending your entire life trying to be safe. So the second part of this talk, I'll talk about that's why I write. So why do I not write? And this is the dirty secret of writers, is that all writers really love being about to write and having written. We don't like the part in between. And so we avoid it. Why do we do this? And worse. You would think experience you get, and the more experience you it's funny because it gets it would get better the more in fact, it often gets worse get. And for a long time I labored under the impression that I was the only person who was doing this. The Atlantic gave me basically a column, but because it's The Atlantic and their idea of something short is just 2500-word reported feature every month, which doesn't sound like a lot, but it takes a lot of time and takes even more time rolling around on the floor convinced that you are worthless and are never going to write anything good again. And after months of this, I finally got the courage to walk up to one of my colleagues, who is a great writer, writes these amazing 10,000 word profiles of a politicians and so forth, and they're funny and they're well-reported and they -- like they flow. Once you start, it's like, Pringles. You just can't stop. And I said to him, how do you do it? How do you, like, do it? Because I'm struggling with this little dinky 2500-word column every month. How do you do this? And he said, oh, it's easy. First I procrastinate for three weeks, and then I clean my garage. I get the garage really clean. And then I walk upstairs and I sit down at my desk and I stare at the wall for a while. And then I walk back downstairs and I complain to my wife. Then maybe I go clean the bathroom and so forth. And it turns out that we all do this. And almost every writer I've ever talked to does this. Even writers who think that they don't procrastinate. Then they get the big assignment, the one that they've always wanted to have and suddenly, like it's like Siberia. My editor, the editor of this book, told me about the first book that she got to edit when she started as -- when she moved up from editorials to assistant editor. It had been commissioned in 1972. This was sometime in the early to mid '90s. The bigger the project, the more likely you are to procrastinate. So why? Why do we do this? And I developed a theory over time, which is that we were too good at English class. Is that success is actually a problem. When you are trying to do something new and great, your past success is often your biggest handicap. So basically with some exceptions, most writers who are writing at the professional level, just like most people who are software engineers who are doing this at the professional level were pretty good at those sorts of tasks when they were, like, eight. Most people who are writing at the professional level were really good at English class. We were the kids who turned in, like, a complete YA -- a compete YA novel when we were in fifth grade. When everyone else was, like, writing in crayon and big letters to fill more space, we were the kids who were extra good at English class. And what did do? You would think it would mean we could just go farther and faster. Instead what it did was teach us this incredibly bad lesson, which is that success, that being good at something is about finding work easy. The problem is when you get to the pro league -- and you guys are all there, right? Suddenly everyone's in that class. Every single person is at least as good as you were in high school and college. They were all the stars at their college paper. And you compare yourself to all of these amazing writers who you've been idolizing, and suddenly, before you write it, you are like Oscar Wilde and Proust and George Orwell, just all rolled up into one delicious package. Everything is in your mind and it's perfect and it's clear, and then you start writing it. And the logical holes that you were kind of just bridging over when you were thinking about it, suddenly, they open up and you were like teetering on this precipice of, oh, my God, how am I possibly going to fill that without falling in. All of a sudden you're prose, which sounded great when you were just rehearsing, but the problem is you were only rehearsing, like, the three hilarious snippets that you had in your head. You weren't rehearsing the 9700 words that had to go in between your three hilarious snippets. Suddenly, it seems dull and ordinary, and suddenly you're frightened. And so as long as you hadn't written it, it could still be good, but the moment that you start putting it down on paper, it is not as good as what you thought. And here is the really sad truth is that like everyone once in a while gets this piece, you think about it, it goes out, like, just streams from your head straight to the paper and it's perfect. It's sometimes even better than what was in your head. You're chuckling to yourself as you discover marvelous new things that you could write. But most of the time it's not. It's not your best. It's not even like 85 percent of your best. Maybe 60 percent. So the easiest thing to do is to leave it undone because as long as you haven't left it undone, you don't know that it's bad yet. You don't know that you -- that you didn't have what it takes to do this. And this is exactly the wrong way to think about writing, because then what you learn, if you kind of peek into the basement of other writers, it's that they all did this. The problem is that when you're in English class, what are you reading? You're reading this poem, and as far as the teacher is concerned, it's perfect, right? All you have to do is figure out exactly what the author meant, what was he saying here. You read all of the perfect poems that he wrote. You don't read the 97,000 drafts that he threw out because they weren't good. You don't read the days when Wordsworth kind of sounded like a Hallmark card than like the poet laureate of Britain. You only read -- the reason we're so hard on ourselves -- right? -- is that -there's a great line from Pastor Steven Ferneding. He says: The reason we struggle so much with insecurities is that we compare our behind-the-scenes with everyone else's highlight reel. I remember going to a seminar with a bunch of English professors and me. Don't even ask how I ended up in the seminar. It was on Moby Dick. And we were discussing the last line. There's a whole chapter on whaling and how you figure out whether you're allowed to hunt a whale or not, whether someone else has, like, staked a claim to that whale. It's actually much more interesting than it sounds, although, I guess if you're an economics policy journalist, anyway, it's much more interesting than it sounds. But at the end of it there's this great completely oblique line, because what they're talking about is the difference between a fast fish, which someone else has and you can't touch, and a loose fish, which is fair game. He says: And what are you, dear reader, but a fast fish and a loose fish, too. And there's 45 minutes of people discussing exactly what he meant. And I sort of raised my hand and I said, I'm just throwing this out here, but what if he just got to the end of the chapter and he needed to end it and he thought it sounded cool? You would have thought I had been like hick eyes [phonetic]. After we were done with the seminar, what if we just went out and murdered some old ladies? And they were like, that's ridiculous. I can't believe it. This is Melville that you're talking about. I said look, I'm just saying. I'm a professional writer. It happens. Like the editor wants the manuscript. You've only got so long that you can play around with it before you have to turn it in. and the point is not whether I'm -- maybe I'm wrong And maybe he -- this was, you know, like the thing he was thinking about when he started to write Moby Dick even before "Call me Ishmael. But the point is that that's how actual work and actual writing looks. It does not look like something springing full grown from the head of Zeus and leaping out onto the page beautifully. It looks like a work in progress. It looks like maybe sometimes you just kind of -okay, we're getting on there and move on. And that's true of all creative work, right? Okay. We're getting on there and move on. And that's true of all creative work, right? This is just not true of writing. I talk about writing at this point is what I know best, although, if anyone would like a seminar on like, you know, NT Server 4.0 afterwards. Actually, probably you should get it from someone who, like, built the server, but I can tell you a lot of funny jokes about installing them on trading floors. So what is it that we can do, right? So now we've decided we have this problem, which is that success is keeping us from. Well, how do you change that? So as it happens, there is a psychologist who talks a lot about this. She works mostly with children, and one of the experiments she did, she gave a series of tests to kids to see how they would respond to a challenge. It was really interesting, because there was one group of people who would react to being challenged, to doing stuff that they don't know how to do, to failing by getting really excited and turning into, like, a Tasmanian devil and going through it and they would get better. And then there was another group who would hit a challenge they didn't like and they would stop. They would be like, wow, this is really scary. I don't know what I'm doing. I should probably -- I don't know -- go mop floors or something. She's trying to figure out what the difference is between these two people, and she's looking at all her data and she's going over and over and over again, and one day she's talking to one of her graduate students, she had what she called a eureka moment. She said, suddenly I realized that the people who were changing were people who thought that doing a challenge you weren't necessarily very good at was a way to grow. That was how they were learning, and so they were willing to tackle these new things. And because that's how they thought of it, they, in fact, were learning. I mean, it's not just, like, this is not just motivational speaker-speak. It's actually true. How do you learn? You learn by doing stuff and not doing it very well. I'm sure lots of you in here, kids, right? How do they learn to walk, right? Boom. Boom. Right? And about the 80th time, they're like, oh. And then they fall again. But they get better and they stop falling so much. And fundamentally success, we like to think that there's some grand plan, right? That there's a way to reason your way out of this. But then look at something like my favorite example of this, but you guys I'm sure, can come up with a million, right? Like New Coke. A lot of you are young and may not remember New Coke. But for those of us who are perhaps on the wrong side of 40, in the early 1980s Coke was really frightened because they had Pepsi crawling up on their rear, and Pepsi was doing these Pepsi Jet, take the Pepsi Challenge, and everyone loved the Pepsi Challenge and Pepsi always won the Pepsi Challenge, and so Coke decided they needed to take their 100-year-old formula and change it. So they go -- the guy who's in charge of this project says, I want you to go and do the biggest market research study ever done. So they go out and they do the biggest market -- they all come back. Oh, my God. New formula. People love it. Can't get enough. It's like sliced bread, but better, in a jar. He says, okay. Do it again. So they go out and do another most expensive market research study ever done. Comes back. Oh, my God. It's amazing. You can't believe how much people love this product. It's going to be the biggest thing since the Space Shuttle. Oops. Back. Okay. One more time. Do all these market research studies, and then they launch this product and it's a debacle. People hate it. Late-night comedians are making this like their running joke every show. People are writing in to be, like, I hate you. How could you do this to me? I want to find your children and murder them. Just endless people hated New Coke. Absolutely appalled. And the problem, what was the problem? Was it that they didn't work hard enough? They didn't plan enough? No. The problem was that you can't ask the question you really want to ask, right? A realistic model of the universe is the universe. Right? Since we can't build that in a box and test it, we have to make simplifying assumptions. We have to use a model, and that model can just always inherently go wrong. So what did they do? They want to shopping centers and they gave people samples, blind taste tests. Here is the problem. First of all, New Coke and Pepsi are sweeter than Old Coke. People like sweet things in very small, so if you give people a drink -- a sample of two drinks, the sweeter one just generally is going to win because it's sweeter. Second of all, you want to ask the question, right? When I put this on the shelves, are you guys going to buy a ton of it and go home and just guzzle it in front of the television? That's not a question you can actually ask until you've done it. The only question you can ask is if I give you a free sample of this in a shopping center, are you going to say you like this better than Pepsi? And they did. But that wasn't the question they really needed to know the answer to. So Coke did something really dumb, which is they bet the company on this, right? There was no reason you needed to launch New Coke and remove Old Coke. But they also did something really, really smart, which is they listened. And that sounds funny, but it's frightening how many people -- there's basically three ways -- when something has gone wrong, when you've tried an experiment and it has failed, there's basically three things you can do, right? You can say, ah, my information -- the information is incorrect, right? Something, our test isn't right, and in fact, New Coke is, in fact, the greatest thing since sliced bread and we just need more of it. We should just double the production of New Coke because it's going to be so awesome. The second thing you can do is say, you know, my plan is fine. There's something wrong with the universe. We just need basically like the logic of the surge, right? Iraq is not going well. Let's double it. And in fact, actually, sometimes it works, right? Iraq actually did go -- not going well, but did better after the surge than it had been before that. The third thing you can do is say my plan is not working. I should stop. And that's what Coke did. And when they pulled back and relaunched Old Coke, it actually turned out that they had reminded people what they had been forgetting, was that they loved the Old Coke. And so it actually ended up being good for the company, but there was no way to tell that beforehand. We like to think that there is. But you think about, if that were true, the best tennis players in the world would be physicists, right? Because they would have an elaborate theory of why tennis balls do what they do, but that's not how tennis work. You learn to play tennis by hitting a tennis ball, and most of the time it doesn't go where it's supposed to and some of the time it does, and you learn that little feeling of what was I doing. You actually don't often know exactly what you were doing, but you know some of the things you weren't doing, and you kind of, over time, narrow down on to, oh, this works. We don't like that, right? We like to think that success is just a product of being really talented and of being smart, and so that is what the people -the other group of people that Dweck was looking at it, they didn't think of being talented as something you had to acquire through this incredibly painful and terrible process of trial and error. They thought of it as something you were just born with, right they were the kids who were really good in school. And it's really true. I mean, teachers can tell fifth graders as much as they want, that it's all about hard work, but, like, you know who's doing their homework leaning up against the locker and who needs mom and dad to be there for five hours a night, right? I mean, it's fairly obvious. So it isn't that there's no difference in talent, but they're not actually, once you get beyond grammar school, the differences that matter the most. Unfortunately, these people internalize that being smart was about finding work easy, and so they thought every time they hit a challenge, they thought of it as like a dipstick, right? You're just measuring how talented you are. And of course, what does that mean once you get beyond the easy challenges? It means that every time you're measuring, you might find you don't measure up. So what do you do? You avoid those challenges. You protect yourself. There's a phenomenon called self-handicapping, which actually is really interesting. They did an experiment, they gave people a test where it actually wasn't possible to get right answers. It was one of those sort of cryptic puzzling answers, you know, triangles that don't really look like anything else and then you're supposed to tell me which one of the group doesn't belong, and since there wasn't a right answer, then they would just tell people they had scored really well. And those people didn't really know how they'd scored because they'd been totally mystified by this test, which was, in fact, objectively total mystifying. So what did they do? They gave these people a choice between a drug that could inhibit their performance or one that could boost their performance. People, some of the guys, especially guys chose the performance-inhibiting drug. They deliberately chose to take something that would make them do worse. Why? Because then they'd have an excuse. Because then -- you remember that kid in high school who got drunk the night before the SAT? Or the lots of kids in high school, some of which may have been named Megan McArdle who didn't try on their work? Because as long as you haven't tried, you haven't really failed, right? As long as you haven't tried, well, it's not really a measure of you. You totally could have done it if you weren't so busy doing other, you know, mastering the next level on Super Mario Brothers. We protect ourselves. But that we're also protecting We're protecting ourselves outside of what we already pretty boring. the problem is, of course, ourselves from success. from anything that comes know how to do, and that's And in the current economy, it's pretty dangerous, right? You're protecting yourselves from the kind of innovation that you need to do to stay competitive. Even in my field, you wouldn't think that, like, writing down words in a row, but in fact, my business is getting disrupted by you guys, frankly, and I'm not that happy about it. My business is getting the hell disrupted out of it, and you actually need to be innovating how you write, who you write for. The kind of writing that I do, I assume most of you are not regular readers of my blog, but the kind of writing that I do where I will do, like, 2400 words on how the risk quarter, one little portion of Obamacare works. That's not -- that wasn't a thing until ten years ago. It wasn't possible. First of all, you couldn't get the information. I want to know what the legal language is surrounding the statute. It's online. I can search it. I can find commentary on it instantly. The guys who were reporting on the budget 20 years ago, literally, they would go on Memorial Day Weekend and they would camp out in front of the printing office and you would need -- you would get a seat close to the printing office, and then your value-add was that you knew how to read the budget. Think-tankers were so valuable merely because they had a copy of the budget, unlike the journalists who were calling them. What I do has been totally revolutionized in the past 20 years, and you know what? 2500 words on the risk quarters in Obamacare, you couldn't write that for a normal paper, right? First of all, there wouldn't be the space. But second of all, in an audience of 10 million readers say, in a, you know, a pretty big sized daily of 1 million readers and a pretty big sized daily, maybe 50,000 of them might want to read that and the rest of them would be like -- the technical term in journalism is MIGO, my eyes glaze over. But online, you can get a niche audience, but constantly you have to be out there doing stuff that no one's ever done before, and that means that you have to be willing to tell yourself, okay, I'm going to try this thing and it probably isn't going to work, and I might look like a total idiot while I'm doing it. The good news is you actually can change this. So in the middle of interviewing Carol Dweck, I said, I feel like I can't let this go on any longer because I'm a total fixed mindset person. I read your book and now I feel guilty. And she was like, oh, me, too. And I was so surprised. And she said, no, I really knew that I was changing when I heard myself saying, wow, I suck at this. This is really fun. But it took a long time. And so I'll finish off by saying, like, I've now been asked, because I launched this book Wednesday, last Wednesday, so you guys are among the lucky early people who get to hear me talk about it and work out what I'm going to say in national audience, is that you can change it. I've been asked if this is a self-help book. I don't know if it's a self-help book for anyone else. It's certainly not like the, you know, five steps to make your relationship better. But for me, it actually was a self-help book because I'm a complete fixed mindset person, and I had this terror. It wasn't that I wouldn't do it necessarily, but I would procrastinate and things weren't as good as they could have been because I would put it off so long because I was so terrified of doing it wrong. And I have changed. I have heard myself saying, wow, I suck at this. This is really fun. So I'll close with that, is that we can change this, and it is actually, sadly, as simple as saying to yourself over and over and over again, I'm going to suck at this. Giving yourself permission to suck. It's not that easy to do, but the rewards are fairly rich. And as a culture and as organizations and companies, we have to do this, because right now entrepreneurship is down. People taking risks and our quit rates are down. People are not taking risks in our society. We need to get that back. That's where the economic growth that's going to come -- is going to come from that we desperately need. So I'll close there. Open for Q and A, and -[applause] Are there any questions? I've just blown you -either I've blown you away with my incredible logic or I was so boring that no one's ->>: This is outside the scope of your book, but what about the role of safety nets and people quitting [inaudible]? >> Megan McArdle: It is not outside of the scope of my book. This was just Chapter 1. It's a great value. It only -- makes a great gift. If you have a shaky table legs that need propping up. No, there's a huge role for safety nets, and so -but what you want to think about is how you're designing that safety net. So in order to make failure happen, you need to lower the cost of failure, right? Like I was just talking about lowering the psychological cost of failure, but there's also the actual cost of failure in terms of I can't make my mortgage and so forth. But I you need to do it smartly. So I have a chapter on employment, which is I think the greatest crisis facing America right now. The greatest crisis facing most modern economies right now, and one where you really see this the most starkly. So that Europe's approach to this is unemployment feels terrible, which it does. Is it the worst thing that can happen to you in a modern democracy short of death or dismemberment, so let's make it hurt less. So they have generous unemployment benefits that last a really long time and replace a really high portion of your salary, and what you see then is that they also have extremely high unemployment rates. And so what do they do when that happens? They say, oh, well, we'd better make it harder for workers -for companies to fire people because we're getting all this unemployment. And that doesn't improve your unemployment rate. In fact, what it means is that no one wants to hire workers. So you've seen this bifurcation in a lot of European economies and elsewhere where everyone over the age of 50 has it great and then everyone under the age of 30 basically can't get a permanent full-time job. And that's an enormous loss to human capital. So how do you think about -- failure should hurt, right? It should feel bad because the reason we don't keep doing whatever it was we were doing that didn't work is that it feels bad. But it should feel bad in a kind of specific way, which is that it should feel bad, but it should not be crippling. What they've done is made it feel good to be unemployed, and it still doesn't feel good. People still report being completely miserable. If you have -- if you're divorced, if you lose your spouse, if you're widowed, so forth, after about five years your happiness level is about back where it was. Actually, widows, funnily enough, like a little higher. But people who are unemployed are basically almost as sad as they were the day they lost their job. So it's not -- and that's in Germany. It's not like in America wherever they're all like bankrupt or whatever. So how do you think about a good safety net that doesn't encourage too many people. What is a rational short-term decision? Because job search is really terrible. It's basically saying, hey, want to reject me? And everyone's like, yes. So how do you help people to help themselves while not falling into the -- well, not falling into the pit? The thing where America does this really well is actually bankruptcy, and we don't usually think of that as a safety net. It's like a really good safety net program. If you get yourself in trouble with debt, as many Americans are prone to do, because we have the deepest and richest and most widely available credit markets in the world, we say, you know what? You can walk in and be like, can't pay and the judge is like, okay, your debts are gone, and you take down your credit report and then you leave. And Europeans can't believe this. Nowhere else in the world is this true. Literally, I report on this for The Economist and, like, I took some doing to convince my colleagues that I was not having them on. For this book I was interviewing an expert. It was a guy, expert on Russia, completely unrelated, just in the -- randomly in the middle of the interviews starts making fun of the American bankruptcy system for being too lax. But actually, it's great because if you look at -America has a really neat little natural experiment. Our bankruptcy law is federal, but the exemptions are determined at the state level. So you can actually look and see what happens when one law with different generosity levels, and it ranges from, like, you can exempt $3,000 of home equity to, like, buy a $5 million McMansion and it's totally shielded from creditors. And it turns out that the more generous exemptions you have, the more entrepreneurship you get. For two reasons. So one reason, because people look at this prospectively and they say, oh, well, at least I won't lose the house and the kids will have somewhere to sleep. But it's also because if you don't let people move on, you've taken someone who had the daring and the gumption to start a business, who presumably learned quite a lot about this, and this is the thing that's great about America's tech industry, right? It's like, oh, yeah. Your business failed. Great. We want to hire you, right? That's not a thing that happens in Europe. I mean, it does occasionally, but like Europeans in general are like, what's wrong with you? Why would you go do something crazy and then clearly you couldn't even make it work. Why would I want you working for me? You take someone who knows a lot of valuable information and you shackle them to their old debts. And one of the people I interview in the book is a Danish entrepreneur who has been struggling from a debt from a business that he started in the '80s and that went sour in 2001. Still trying to pay off that debt. It's still basically as big as it was the day that he had to lay off six employees. And laying off six employees is Denmark was a catastrophic event for him that he's still struggling with today because the amount of payments he had to make were so large to cover their severance. So it's actually a good -- we want to think of more systems like that. So what do you do now when unemployment is elevated? Our answer was to be more European, but it does look like evidence from North Carolina where they just cut off extended unemployment benefits and now some other macro studies are showing that it does look like we increased unemployment that way. Again, because when you look at surveys of job searchers about their day, they report the worst thing they do is look for a job. And so it what happens is you get -- you lose a job and you're really intensely looking for a job for a couple weeks, and then every time you're looking for a job you get anxious and worried and rejected and it feels terrible until you stop, and so you just have no choice. And unfortunately, because their résumés are aging -and this is disastrous in the current economy -- we helped people to make a bad decision. How might we have helped them to make a good decision? One way is the way Denmark does where they say, look, we're going to replace a lot of your income, it's called flex security, but you have to retrain. You can't sit around and say I want to be a steel worker and I'm just going to wait until they reopen steel working in my small area. Another way we might have done it is to hire them directly. We could have just said to the government, look, instead of unemployment benefits, we're going to give you a job. It's not going to be a great job. It's going to be something you show up, you work 40 hours a week, we will pay you some basic income check. Doesn't compete with a private sector job, but hey, we get something for our money and also they get somewhere to go and leave the house, because depression is a huge point, huge problem with people who are unemployed, and also skills loss, and really basic loss, like reading and math, like basic arithmetic, not physics. Something about being unemployed really hurts human capital. Or we could have done something like what I've been pushing recently, we could have said to employers, hire somebody who has been long-term unemployed. For every month that they've been unemployed, we give you a month off their payroll tax on both sides, worker and employer. It's basically a 50 percent wage subsidiary for hiring the unemployed. We could have tried harder to keep people connected to the labor force, and instead, we did the opposite. And that's how you always have to be thinking about these policies. Are we helping someone feel well or are we helping them feel badly. Disability is a really bad program. Not for people who, you know, have lost legs and so forth, but for people who have back pain and low skills. It's a really bad program. It takes them out of the labor force permanently and puts them on really, really not very high incomes. So that's how I would like to see us approach our safety net. Yes, a safety net is vital. Letting people know that they can recover from a failure is vital to keeping, both on a personal level of American citizens we don't want to be, you know, stock impoverished and destitute, but also on an economy-wide level, but it has to be done right. It has to be always thinking about are we encouraging someone to move on or are we encouraging them to get stuck. So it was a really long -- yes. >>: You wrote something a while ago, you were a terrible investor and you should stop that, and I was struck by that title, but how would you think about reconciling that which, you know, you could argue [indiscernible] don't try to go get alpha, you're not going to go get it with the idea of proactively, you know, seeks higher risk type failure, high reward scenarios? >> Megan McArdle: Well, I'll start with I think there's alpha in some markets. So, you know, a friend of mine is -- invests in micro caps, tiny, tiny little -- right? There's alpha there, because they're not liquid and they're -- you have to do quite a lot of legwork. There is not alpha in the broader stock market. There's too many people looking for that. Part of it is that, you know, I mean stocks are actually in a way a good example. It's a random walk, right? You can't predict tomorrow's stock price from today's stock price. The best guess is actually today's stock price. It's going to move in some random fashion around that. And I do think of myself that way. You know, when I was looking for a job, I was not very planned about it. You know, I was doing freelance journalism. I also had a small business, technology consulting business on the side and I was doing some other small business consulting, and I had, you know, backup plans H, I, and J if those things didn't work out. Fundamentally, I do actually believe in serendipity. And so when people come to me and say I'm unemployed, what do I do? -- and a lot of people write in to journalists who write about unemployment right now -I say leave the house. I'm less focused on like -- because I can't tell you what -- you know, I don't know you that well, et cetera. What I can tell you is that whatever's going to happen is not going to happen in your bedroom. So go get a job at Wal-Mart. Go volunteer. Go do something. Start a blog. Have a hobby. I don't care what it is. Leave your house. Be doing something that is not passive. As long as you are doing something active, there's an opening for something to happen. And I think that that's generally true. Like how many entrepreneurs have I talked to -- I'm sure you guys have talked to a lot of them, right? -- who say, yeah, we thought we were going to do this one thing and then six months later it turned out that we actually had a business raising, you know, artisanal organic chicken. Who knew? Seemed like laser pointers were good, but chicken was actually where we ended up. And there's a surprising number of those things as people who discover that what they thought they were going to do didn't work. So one of the guys I talk about in the book, Jim Manzie, owner of Applied -- Productive Technologies, who thought out starting that they were going to build these giant massive servers and put them on the client so the client could run tasks. Then it turned out they had a little Web test module, and they were just at the client kind of demo'ing it and testing things, right? They would go into the server from the client site just to sort of look at stuff and so forth, and the client was like, so why can't we use that Web interface? And they're like no, no, no. We do giant servers on site. And finally, finally, after they were really kind of running out of money and the client kept saying, no, we would really like the Web interface part, he realized that what he was going to be doing was software service. But he did not start off thinking that at all. That's a fairly minor adjustment, but there have also been some fairly major adjustments of people who were in completely different businesses than they thought they were getting into. Ray Kroc -- right? -- was selling milkshakes and then the next thing you know, he's franchising McDonalds. And it's kind of related, but not really where he thought his life was going. So I generally, I think that planning is important but it's limited. And ultimately, the universe is going to come in and be like, yeah, life is what happens when you're making other plans. So I don't think that you should ever count on your brilliant -on your brilliance to generate alpha anywhere, right? It's great if it happens, but always hedge, right? And this is like -- if you read me, you know. I always tell people, do not -- there's basically two life strategies, right? Put all your eggs in one basket and watch that basket, or hedge. Always hedge. Always have at least one exit strategy. >>: So is there a point that after you so many time, you know, you just figure very good at this? Just go back and do safe? Is there a point that, you know, just say, no, that's not. try and fail out am I not something you would >> Megan McArdle: Well, I mean, I think "safe" is a relative term. There's a bunch of questions embedded in there. I'll try to answer all of them. I think "safe" is a relative term. In some ways there's nothing as dangerous as safe, right? When was I in my most dangerous point? When I thought that a Chicago MBA was a guarantee of a good job and I didn't really have to do much except show up. And similarly, like when was the US economy at its most vulnerable? When everyone thought they had find a guaranteed way to make money by buying houses. So, you know, when you think that you have found something that can't go wrong is when you are most likely to say get yourself a new job, not invest in new skills, not maintain contacts outside, and then have that company fail and have you be stranded. And that's the story we're hearing a lot right now, right? That said, other half of that question, when do you quit. Good question. I have several chapters on this, because it's really important, right? The essence of failing is not just if at first you don't succeed, try, try again, because doing the same thing and expecting a different result is crazy. So how do you know when it's time? The first answer is that you go in assuming that failure is on the table, right? And that means by starting, do not bet, do not bet the house on anything, but then you go in saying, you know, we know that there's a high probability this might not work out and we have benchmarks for that. And you don't necessarily have to be like, well, if it hasn't worked in three months, we shut it down, right? But you have to say, if it isn't working after six months, okay, do I know why it's not working? Because if I know why it's not working, then maybe I can say I can fix it. But if it's I just -- or I might be -- I know why it's not working and this doesn't seem to have a revenue model, and we can't seem to find one and probably that's going to be the end. I was talking to an entrepreneur the other night who said, you know, got this great project. Revenue's difficult, right? Audience is easy. Revenue is difficult. The main thing is to, first of all, to be watching for it; and the second thing is not to do what orienteers call bending the map, where you have a plan and you're checking your benchmarks and you're not where you wanted to be, and so you start saying, you know, maybe this rock is actually that rock there that doesn't really look much like the rock on the map, but I don't know, it could be, right? You start telling yourself that even though you kind of suspect you're lost, that no, you start convincing yourself that you're not. And that is the most dangerous place to be in, right? Because now you're going to get yourself more lost, because you don't know where you are and you're going somewhere else where you have -- you really have no idea, right? The safe thing to do when you get lost is to stop and backtrack. It's difficult, and you need an internal constituency for that. The thing I like to think about is a person on the team that I call Dr. No. Everyone's had -- I am actually, I will confess, I am the -- I was this person. Everyone hated me. I'd be like, this is not of going to work. Let me enumerate the 97 ways that your plan is not going to work. And it's really, that person is so irritating. And I know that when I'm not being Dr. No and it's someone else who's raining on my parade, I'm really irritated. But that person is super valuable because that person is going to tell you -- you don't have to let them stop what you do, but they're going to tell you all of the ways that this could go disastrously awry. You're going to have a long list of all the holes you need to plug. And then you need auditors. You need a person. Not just, you know, or you designate yourself that role. Someone has to be designated the role of really saying is this working. What's not working. How is this not performing the way we expected. And we don't like to do that, right? We're all excited. We're all getting to yes, and it's hard to be like, I'm the person who' in charge of putting the brakes on this. And often it's the CFO, right? Like he's the guy who's like, we don't seem to have any revenue. But you need that. You need those constant checks, and then if it's not working, you have to be willing to cut your losses. Do not double down, right? Do not say the universe is fine. My plan is fine. The universe seems to have a problem. Let's just do twice as much and hope that that works, even though that's the most common reaction. >>: From your experience of stories that [indiscernible] probably -- there probably would have been some moments where -- when you were crying and failing, it would have been easy to say quit. So what made you go an extra mile till you found, you know, the traction again to follow. >> Megan McArdle: Well, for one thing, my parents really wanted me out of their spare room. And I'm actually not kidding about that. Families are like the best form of safety net when they're working right, because on the one hand, they really love you and they don't want you to feel bad, but on the other hand, they're going to, like, if you're not doing enough, they're going to kick your butt to get out of the spare bedroom. And they can kind of titrate that as needed. When my husband -- literally two weeks after we moved in together my husband lost his job. And he wasn't my husband then. He was my boyfriend. I guess I'm now telling all of Microsoft that I lived in sin, but -- so two weeks after we move in together -- we were friends for a while. We actually hadn't been dating for that long and he lost his job, and I was like, okay, well, we're going to make a drop-dead plan. We're going to figure out like this is when -at this month we break the lease, et cetera, and then I encouraged him to go play video games, because this is -- video games are really -- by the way, if you're ever in the emergency room or something, video games, take your iPad and or your Android or your Microsoft tablet and [laughter] -- I'm actually looking at one of your cool Microsoft touch screen thingies. I forget the name of the company. I'm sorry. I was just looking at it the other day and considering buying one. But take your tablet or your phone and play games, because video games are great. They occupy exactly the part of your brain that otherwise would be freaking out, and so they're actually a really good way to short-circuit anxiety. And they actually use them now and they're doing studies and using them in pediatric emergency rooms and so forth because they're really great at this. They're really good at shortcutting anxiety because it occupies the part of your brain that otherwise would be like, so when we're homeless. But here's the thing, and like he tells that story and he said that that was when he knew he was going to marry me. But I could also watch. We both do the same thing. He's also a policy journalist, and so I knew who he should be talking to and I knew what he should be doing. I could see him freelancing. I could see his pieces running, and I, like, had he not been working double time to get a job, we would have a very different conversation about his. But as it was, he had, you know, he had an Xbox. He played a lot of video games, and now he, like, reviews video games and plays Xbox all the time, so it created a monster. But the point is that in a family, you can do that. It's harder to do, like, as a government. The main thing I think was that I have -- I am a bit like a Tasmanian devil. Like when things go wrong, I just kind of go into freakout mode, and that has its downsides, but the upside that is I will just do a lot of stuff. Much of it doesn't work, but some of it does. And the people that I knew, because I watched, obviously, in 2001, right? I was in tech. I think the nadir of my life in tech -- and this does have a point -- my storytelling is somewhat discursive, but was walking into a recruiter who, in 1999, had been calling me, like, every three weeks and being like, please leave. I'll double your salary, right? And then I walked in in 2000 and I was so desperate to get a job, I was trying to go back to doing what I did, which, you know, installing networks in 2001 was also not a hot field. And this giant office, there's all these desks and only three of them in one corner are occupied. And the guy was like, I don't have a job for you. I don't have a job for my brother-in-law. I'm not even going to have a job for me pretty soon. So you should go find a banker and get married. That's like, but they've been laid off, too. The people I saw who recovered, some people just, you know, they got laid off and they just found another job, like, really quickly. But the people who kind of got down into the pit with me -- there were a lot of us -- there were basically two kinds of people. There were people who were, like, I need a plan and I'm going to have this really elaborate plan. I need to figure out what I'm going to do the rest of my life, and those people didn't get up because they were too busy trying to find the perfect thing. And the people who moved on were the people who just kept moving. They were just -- like in the book I talk about this, about unemployment, you can think of it as sort of a dark room. You don't know where the exit is. The only thing you can do is just keep circulating. The people who sit down because it's dark and scary just get stuck. And that's ultimately it, is I have many flaws as a person, but like, when something goes wrong, I go Tasmanian devil and eventually find a way out. >>: Yeah. So you said something earlier about, you know, finding this career that that's something that you love and that you're really good at. So I feel like oftentimes we have this tradeoff between seeking out opportunities for growth in areas that are already your strength as opposed to chipping -- like growing in areas that are currently [indiscernible] and, like, chipping away at those. So I'm wondering if you have a thought on, like, certain scenarios and if one makes more sense than the other, or, like, does one typically yield a greater return or sort of like that's a big tradeoff, and I'm curious as to your thoughts. >> Megan McArdle: It is a tradeoff. And you do have to think about it strategically, and there's never going to be just like one perfect can answer. But there are some things that I'm just not good at, right? Like I played basketball in high school and aside from being tall, there's nothing about basketball that I'm good at. I'm very good at being tall. I'm slow. I can't jump, et cetera. Like that is not an area -- it's great if you play basketball recreationally, but there's not an area where, like, I ever should have invested a great deal of my effort because there was never any shot that I was going to be good at that. And you see people like that. Like I had a friend who's like, I really need to grow my management and so forth, and he's like an amazing engineer and he hates being around people. It's like, why are you -why do you want to move into management? You love what you do now. You don't like sitting in meetings all day. The job description -- he was like, but, you know, that's growth. Like growth comes in many areas. You should actually identify things that are just deal breakers for you either because you hate them, but if you genuinely just hate something and it's not just like, I have to suck this up as part of, you know -- like everyone has parts of their job that they don't like. But if it's genuinely, like, when I think of doing this thing all day, it fills me with dread, no matter how much of a growth opportunity it is, you should not -- not spend too much time trying to grow that skill. At the same time, you know, like I hate talking on the phone. I literally -- I've never gotten on a phone call without developing an exit strategy immediately. And this is a weird thing about bloggers. We all hate talking on the phone. There's like a few exceptions, but every blogger I know of goes to enormous lengths to avoid talking on the phone, like not activating their voice mail so that it's not actually possible to contact them that way. But you know what? I've got to get on the phone. And that's something that, like, you actually can get better at. I got better at making myself make phone calls and make lots of phone calls and sit on the phone with people and keep asking them questions and so forth. Those are things where you say, you know what? I don't like this, but I really like that part, and that's the way through. And then you sort of strategically grow that. But if the destination is somewhere where you don't really want to be, then it doesn't make sense to -- no matter how much -- like, no matter how standard that may seem, find a way that does not involve getting to a destination you don't want to be at. >>: How do you think this fits in with, like, schools and grades? Because I feel like maybe a lot of kids decide to take classes that are easier, maybe, because they're scared of grades holding them back from higher education than opportunities later on down the road? >> Megan McArdle: Chapter 1. No, this is seriously -- I'm developing into -- despite the fact that I'm obviously a product of it, I'm developing into a seriously deep critic of the whole obsessive credentialism. It's created two bad things. So on the one hand, the fact that there's now this funnel that seems to basically only run through higher education at a selective college, right? So for poor kids, they're like, it's not that they can't do it, but it's like they're like Nadia Comaneci. They have to hit a perfect ten. If they got any points knocked off, they're just not going to make it through that next challenge. On the other hand, what does this do to upper middle class parents? And I watch my friends doing this now. I watched -- it's particularly bad in New York, which is where -- in New York City where I grew up, but it's getting better. It's the same now in Washington. I know it's the same in San Francisco. I can only presume that it is getting to be the same here, where a trader I know took his three-year-old daughter into an interview for a very exclusive preschool, and you've really got to get into a good preschool, because if you don't, getting into a good kindergarten is hard, and then if you're not in a good kindergarten, entrance to an excellent grade school program, it's really going to hamper your ability to get into a good high school, and obviously if you can't get into a good high school, it's basically over. So they said what are her aspirations? And he was like, we're trying to get her to stop eating gum off the street. He's from Long Island. Like this is not a thing. But that system, right? And it's happening in schools, too. It's particularly absurd in New and Washington, but it is -- it's turning into same thing everywhere, which is that the sense we can't let them fail at all, right? public York the that Because if we have to hover all the time, because if they get knocked off, if they get bad grades or they don't -- then we had better, so we'd better make sure that they're taking classes they can get an A in and we'd better be there making sure that they don't anything, like get suspended, nothing that's going to go on their record. When I was a senior, one of my teachers, who had taken a dislike to me -- and I'm sure I was immanently dislikeable as a teenager, but she tried to sort of unfairly lower my grade. I'm not going to go into the really tedious details, but just take it as written because I eventually won the dispute that she was in the wrong. And my parents were like, well, this is first semester of senior year. It's the last grade of college, and they're like, gosh, that's too bad. You know, one of the things you really need to learn is how to get along with authority, so you'd better figure this out. And like, that's unthinkable now that a parent would do that, because the stakes are too high. And so instead, like did you all follow the Harvard cheating scandal? I know we all seem like we're very far off on the east coast, like with our crazy little Ivy Leagues and, you know, snow, but so, you had 125 -- however many it was -- kids who professed to be unable to understand that when they were given a test where the instructions were somewhat confusing, that said at the bottom do not discuss this with anyone else, that that meant they weren't supposed to email each other about it, right? But they had been so sheltered their whole life. The number of people in my Twitter feed under the age of 25 who seemed to think that those kids had the right of it was shocking to me. And so this whole system seems to me to be a complete disaster. It's breeding kids who -- and you know, I was really skeptical of all the trophy kid stuff because geezers have been complaining about the kids these days forever. And in fact, I think millennials work harder than my generation certainly did, and they're way more focused. We were just total screwups, Generation X. God love us. But they're raised in this environment where there's always someone telling them exactly what to do and exactly what the next step. And I've talked to managers who have hired multiple generations and who aren't saying this because, like, they're like, no, millennials are terrible, but Generation X, awful of, hated you. But it's this very specific thing of needing a phenomenal amount of structure and needing to be told exactly what the next step is, and that is not the way the real world works, and I think it's setting everyone up for just very, very bad, very bad things. ,All the way from the elites down. So anyway. Sorry. That was my extended wrap of -like this is half of Chapter 1, because I really do feel strongly that this intense focus on pushing kids through this very one, very narrow gap is immensely destructive and not how we used to be. American education has always been very good at helping people re-enter and giving people opportunities. I mean, you guys know better than anyone, right? A college dropout founded your company. It's getting harder. >>: So how do you fix that? >> Megan McArdle: That is the $10,000 question. Part of it is that we stop acting like -- I mean, like they're now requiring college degrees for bartenders. I mean, like, I majored in drinking, too, but Jesus. Like, it's feeding on itself. And people really have to stop, take -- instead of filtering 90 zillion résumés through Monster for exactly the five things that you've set up, like, remember that there are -- that humans are multitudinous and different, and that five credentials that you can hit on a résumé search, I mean, like technology is actually making things worse, but I think we could make a decision. And I actually think that companies that do decide to go in a different direction are going to have some alpha. They're going to have some, like, a competitive advantage because they're going to be picking up the people who are undervalued, but I don't think it's happened yet. >>: If you were the head of an HR department in Microsoft and you were looking at résumés of candidates, marketing job, engineering job, what are the things you would look for to find good people? >> Megan McArdle: I wouldn't look for college -- I wouldn't look for elite degrees. Honestly. And like, look, I went to an Ivy League school. I went to a top five business school. It's not that I think that people who did these things are somehow unworthy of -- I just don't think it should be much of a plus or a minus because the fact is that, like, my husband went -- graduated from the University of North Florida, and he's an amazing writer, and thank God I have him as my editor, because without him, I would be seriously hosed. And, you know, like one of the smartest guys I know graduated from, I think, Northern Iowa. I would say eastern Iowa and I don't think there is an eastern Iowa. I mean, I think there's an eastern part of Iowa, but there's not a university there. And he said in Washington it's just rampant, and he said he could always tell people he wasn't going to like because they'd be like, where did you go to school? And he would say, oh, you know, Northern Iowa, and they would just -- like their eyes would glaze over. They would just start looking around the room for someone else to talk to, because God knows, somebody who went to a state college couldn't possibly have anything interesting to say to us. Right? I mean, this is absurd. This is just completely ridiculous. So I would just put a lot less -- yes, educational credentials for people who are like engineers and need to make bridges stand up and so forth, but for most of us, like the best -- when I was in tech, right? The best guy I knew had been a religious studies major at Swarthmore, and he said the best guy he knew was -- had been -- had operated a camera store for a while, was an orthodox, and he said one night, I don't remember what the problem that they were trying to solve, but I did love the description of this guy sitting there and, like, the seconds are ticking down to sunset on a Friday, and this guy is just like, okay, I'm just going to have to rewrite this on the fly, an assembler. So he's like writing machine code to fix the problem, and like, finish his, like, three seconds before sunset and he's like, got to go and runs down the stairs, and had like -I'm not even sure had gone to college. Like everyone in tech, when I was doing IT, everyone had those guys. One of our great -- one of our great guys working on, like, the routers and the networking equipment had been a porter at one of the offices that my consulting company served, and then he started running cable for us, and then the next thing you know -- I mean, like we all have those people, but even in tech, right? It's increasingly, no, you want to see the -- so I would take that stuff off, because I don't think that tech has changed so much that suddenly those people aren't valuable and amazing workers anymore. The things I would look for actually is the people who've tried something completely different and discovered that this is what they want to do. Because, first of all, those people are passionate, right? care. They're here because they actually really You can say, oh, well, they're dilettantes and so forth, but cruising along now, right? It's not like we all die at 40. The people who've kind of wandered into this and then stuck with it for ten years are the people who really care about this. They're the people who really want to be here. Not the people who just kind of started doing this when they were in college and never stopped. So I would look for more failure. I would look for more nontraditional. I would look for more people with imagination and the people who hit a wall somewhere else and, like, turned around and ended up here. Those are people who are actually, when you hit a wall, going to be the people you want to have in the room. But, you know, on the other hand, maybe there's reasons people don't make me their HR director, so -- any other questions? Okay. Well, thank you very much. [applause]