Do As I Say Not As I Do: The Bret Herman Story Story begins. Red Long Johns: Bret’s first love. A year later… ‘94 Vintage Tang The relationship continues (Note Red Long Johns) Self portrait. One year later… The Magnificent Seven A couple years later... Safety First Stoic Bret (aka The Red Bomber) Blaine learns from his older bro. Blaine Back to the mountains… And some things hadn’t changed. All rain and no pinot make Bret crazy. Bret provides. Something to be said… Bret’s True Love.