Bill’s Welcome Sign

Bill’s Welcome Sign
Each visit seemed the same; we would pull the car into the driveway and carry our
suitcases up the walk to the back door. There was a sign over the garage door that I
always got a kick out of reading it said something to the effect of “No Trespassin’, No
Huntin, No Fishin, No Swimmin, Damn if I ain’t tired of all this Hell raisin on my
Propety, anyone caught will be prosecuted to the full extent of a 12 gauge shotgun and a
mangy dog!”
Written by Charles Fisher