Hey.
Oh, my god. You cleaned. Look at these floors.
You did the windows! I have been _______1________you for months! And you did.
You cleaned.
And nagging works.
No, I didn’t _______2________do this.
Oh, no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
No, it wasn’t you.
Well, then, who?
I got a maid. Yay.
I hope by “maid” you _____3_______“mistress” because if some other woman was
cleaning, then…
Now, honey, I know you don’t like to relinquish control.
“Relinquish’ is just a fancy word for “lose”.
She’s nice and she mentioned that she adored_______4______ you arranged the
sponges.
Did she really say that?
Yes, I distinctly remember because _______5________it was a joke.
Now, just give her a chance, okay?
Fine, I can do it.
What’s the matter?
Well, usually when I am this anxious, I clean.
………
Cellphone, so annoying.
_______6________you go.
I think it’s coming from your bag.
I never get calls.
Hello?
Hi, it’s Eric, from the Halloween Party. Ursula’s finace.
Oh, my god. Eric, hi. Wait, how’d you get this number?
I have a girlfriend who is a cop, and he________7___________ me.
Wow. What an incredible violation and wonderful surprise.
Listen. I just---thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Oh, you did. He did it. He did it.
What did he do?
I’m talking.
Anyway I was wondering if you were the ________8_______person who eats lunch.
Are you asking me out?
Because it’d be kind of weird since you just broke up with my sister.
Yeah, Ok, I am sorry. Bye.
No, no, wait. I was just saying that so you’d think I was a good person.
_______9________me.
I won’t take “no” for an answer.
Not great, but we can ______10_______it on lunch.
I can be at your apartment in two hours.
Great. How do you know where I live?
I’ve got friends, too.
Okay. Bye.
Oh, my God. I am _______11________with Eric.
Oh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be.
Oh, Ross. I can’t make lunch.
So, apparently I am available for lunch.
I can’t. I am busy. I’m_______12_________.
You’re moving?
No, I can’t live with Joey _____13_______the baby comes.
I don’t want my child’s first words to be, “How you doing?”
So doe Joey know you are moving?
I haven’t discussed it with him, but I know he will be relieved.
Last week, he ______14________this girl over, and I talked to her about morning
sickness.
And then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book.
That’s not really porn?
Not so much.
Hey, you know, I heard in the _____15________this morning that a woman in my
building died.
Oh, my God. Was she old? Does she have a view?
Well, I don’t know, but how great would that be? You living in my building?
I could take care of the baby, I could ______16________whenever I want…with your
permission.
That really would be great.
Well, can we see it?
Oh, maybe we shouldn’t. I mean, if she just died this morning. That was bad.
Yeah. No. No. You’re right.
Shall we?
Yeah.
Yes?
Hi, I’m Ross Keller. I live in the building.
And I’m Rachel, an _______17__________of the building.
I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away, and I am sorry for your loss.
She didn’t pass away.
What?
My mother’s still alive.
Oh, thank God.
It looked like we are gonna lose her this morning, but she’s a________18__________.
Are you close with her?
Of course. She and I would talk all the time…in the laundry room.
You speak Dutch?
….
You know, I would but it’s too painful.
So, she’s really not dead?
No, she is hanging in there.
Hmm. Could you tell me, is he hanging in a one-bed room or two?
Mrs. Bing, this tile _______19_______is incredible. Where did you get it?
Oh, well, I make it myself.
Its two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. The secret ingredient is…
You know what. We just met.
Okay, I am gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now.
And when I come back, I will clean________20________ the refrigerator.
I love her.
I’ll be back in a minute.
Okay.
See? I told you.
She stole my jeans.
What?
I’ve been looking for them all week and she is wearing them.
So she stole your pants and then she come back and wore them in front of you?
Don’t you see? It’s the________21________.
She must have planned this for years.
I’ll prove it to you, okay?
I dropped a pen in my lap and it______22_______ an ink stain on the crotch.
When she comes back, I’ll find it and show you the stain.
Honey, isn’t it possible the company that sold the jeans more than just the one pair?
I guess.
So, shouldn’t we give her the benefit of ______23_______before we snoop around
the crotch?
Fine. I’m just glad I didn’t give her my secret ingredient.
______24_______curiosity. What is your secret ingredient?
Yeah. Ha.
Hi.
Come in. I am so glad you’re here.
Yeah. Me, too.
Not in the shaky, angry way that you are, though.
Sorry, I just saw Ursula. I had to get the engagement ring back.
Just seeing her________25________ back.
All the lies, the way she used me.
I just—I get so angry, just looking at her…face.
Yeah. Yeah.
I’m sorry. It’s just when I look at you, I see her.
And when I see her, I get ________26_________angry.
So where do you wanna eat?
Not that I am not enjoying watching you flip out.
Sorry.
Maybe this is too weird.
Wait.
There’s only one problem when I look at you.
I got it. I got it.
No, don’t _______27_________your eyes.
I was just gonna take out my lens.
Oh, yeah, try that.
So, is that better?
Not really.
You’re blurry, but you still look like Ursula. You’re “Blursula.”
Okay. Wait. Maybe.
If I just don’t look at you for a while.
See. It works. I am not angry at all anymore. This is a great date.
Yeah, no so much.
It’s ________28_________to have a conversation.
Oh, no. Sure, we can have a conversation.
Tell me a little something about yourself.
Oh, me?
Look. Eric. Turn around.
I like you, but it shouldn’t be this hard, you know. This is our first date.
You know, first date are _______29_________about excitement and electricity
and…”He just touched my hand, did he mean to?” and first kisses. Second kisses.
Thanks for the coffee, or…
…….
Yeah, we’re done.
Hey, Ross. You wanna go see that new IMAX movie on tide pools?
Really? No.
But I get Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler.
Sweet.
And then afterwards, we can go to a strip joint.
Really? No.
Oh, finish you coffee. Let’s go.
I have to _________30_________my place.
To tape the game? You do this every time, Ross. You are not gonna be on TV.
No, no, I have to see if this apartment became available.
You’re _______31_______the apartment?
It’s not for me, it’s for Rachel.
But Rachel has an apartment.
When the baby comes, she’s gonna move.
She is?
Yeah.
You didn’t expect her to live there with the baby? Did you?
I guess I didn’t really think about it.
Ether.
Hey, Gunther, you are an ether.
…
Nice jeans.
Oh, thanks.
I like your________32_________.
Oh, you’re not getting it.
What happened.
Oh, I fell asleep.
I was thinking about taking my lunch break.
Will you do the top of the cabinets?
That’ll________33_______ your appetite for lunch.
All right.
Hello.
What’s going on.
I am sorry. I’ve never had a maid before. Is this not okay?
I don’t understand.
Why was your head just between my legs.
That’s a fair question.
Well, my head is between your legs…..because I find you very attractive.
Are you ________34_________me?
Apparently.
Hey.
Hey.
How was the game?
It was okay. I ate way too much.
So, I was talking to Ross and he said you’re looking for a new place.
Oh, yeah, ________35_______across the street. If certain Dutch people would just let
go.
I was kind of hoping that you’d stay.
Joey. I had to go. There is no room for a baby here.
No room? It’s a baby. It’s like, this big.
You could put it over here.
Or we could put it right here. It’s cute, right?
Or put it over here. You wouldn’t even notice it.
Where is the baby. Oh, it’s right over.
Honey, it’ s not just a matter of where you put it.
A baby changes everything. They cry all the time.
Imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score with a screaming baby.
I could use a challenge. It’s getting pretty easy.
It’s so sweet that you want me to say, but I can’t do that to you.
I mean it would just disrupt your entire life.
It’s just. I love living with you so much.
I wish things didn’t have to change. I know.
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