Welcome to our Aussie Home
Shopping Network
Tha’ shoppin network that’ll take ya
Down Unda.
Aussie Home Shopping Network
Thank you for joining us
in our
24-hour, non-stop, all
Auzzie, all cheap, all the
time, shopping network.
We hope you’ll find
something you want
and you’ll surely find
something you don’t.
Factory made Boomerang
Factory made Boomerang
And here we have a
wonderful imported,
factory made,
“Aboriginal Boomerang”,
get yours today. You
can take it anywhere.
Your friends will be
envious of your new
found popularity. They’ll
want one too.
You can buy this “hand
crafted” boomerang,
get it right off the
assembly line for no
extra cost. Our
captivated Aboriginal
employees insist that
we slash the prices
dramatically. Don’t miss
this once-in-a-life-time
offer.
Factory made Boomerang
$19.99
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Factory made Boomerang