Event: Tank’s Struggles
Date: October 17th
Participants: Self, Victor
File Name: MysteryTankStruggles.expr
HowJob1_10-17
If you want to know the truth, my first month hasn’t gone so well. I’ve been making a lot of
inexplicable mistakes. For example, last week someone asked me for directions to the bathroom,
and I sent them to the Cathedral of Knowledge or the Tower of Learning or whatever that phallic
building on Pitts’ campus is called. And there have been other mistakes, too.
HowJob2_10-17
Well, one day I couldn’t stop speaking in ALL CAPS. And I’ve also developed a periodic s-s-sstutter.
HowJob3_10-17
It’s true that I had my difficulties with NASA and the CIA. But those were different
circumstances entirely, and I was assured by my programmers that there would be no problems
this time. If something is wrong, I don’t know what I’ll do.