Interesting Sayings (ppt)

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Intelligence is like undergarments.
Good to have
Bad to show
WOMEN KNOW
MORE THEY OBEY
MORE THEY RULE
Never overestimate a woman
you may regret
Never underestimate a woman
you may regret.
WHEN MONEY SPEAKS
THE TRUTH IS
SILENT
You did touch me
but
didn’t feel my pain.
Those who wish to sing
always find a song
IF YOU RISK NOTHING
YOU RISK EVERYTHING
LIGHTER YOU ARE
FASTER YOU RISE
WHO SAYS NOTHING IS
IMPOSSIBLE?
I’VE BEEN DOING NOTHING
FOR YEARS
TREAT EVERY ONE WITH POLITENESS
NOT BECAUSE EVERY ONE IS NICE
BUT
BECAUSE YOU ARE
EVERY BURNED BOOK
ENLIGHTENS THE
WORLD
Women’s rights are
men’s duties
GLASS IS HALF FULL
HOW MUCH IS LIFE?
ULCERS ARE NOT CAUSED
BY WHAT YOU EAT
BUT
WHAT EATS YOU
WE DON’T STOP PLAYING
BECAUSE WE GROW OLD
WE GROW OLD
BECAUSE
WE STOP PLAYING
WE OCCASIONALLY STUMBLE
OVER TRUTH
AND
SUDDENLY GET UP
AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
WE OFTEN FORGIVE THOSE
WHO BORE US
BUT NOT THOSE
WHO FIND US BORING
MAN IS ONLY ANIMAL WHO
GOES FOR SLEEP
WHEN NOT SLEEPY
AND
GETS UP WHEN HE IS
DON’T BE HUMBLE
YOU ARE NOT SO GREAT
SUCCESS IS RELATIVE
MORE SUCCESS MORE
RELATIVES
POOR ARE POOR
BECAUSE
RICH ARE RICH
IF YOU GET UP FROM PRAYERS
AS A CHANGED PERSON
YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN
HEARD
EXPLOIT
OR
GET EXPLOITED
When motives are wrong
nothing is right
BE AFRAID OF THOSE
WHO ARE NOT AFRAID
OF GOD
DO WORK
OR
TAKE CREDIT
Anybody travelling by bus
after 40
is failure
Creativity comes from zeal
to make some money
MY LIFE IS LIKE A BROKEN
PENCIL
IT IS
POINTLESS
SUCCESS IS 1% PERSPIRATION
99% SELF PROMOTION
DOCTORS BURY THEIR
MISTAKES
LAWYERS HANG THEM
JOURNALISTS PUT THEM
ON FRONT PAGE.
DOCTOR FELT MY POCKET
AND SAID
NOTHING CAN BE DONE.
DON’T DISTURB
ALREADY DISTURBED
History judges the looser
Winner is always right
HIGH LIVING AND HIGH THINKING
ARE
POLES APART
IN PAST PEOPLE NEVER
QUESTIONED EXISTENCE OF GOD
BECAUSE THEY KNEW HE EXISTS
IN FUTURE ALSO THEY WILL NOT
BECAUSE THEY WILL KNOW HE
DOESN’T.
GOD GIVE ME COURAGE TO DO WHAT I CAN
HUMILITY TO ADMIT WHAT I CAN’T
AND
WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
ONE MAN’S ERROR
IS
OTHER MAN’S DATA
HARDWORK HAS NEVER
HURT ANYBODY
BUT
WHY TAKE CHANCE
CONSISTENCY IS LAST REFUSE OF THOSE
WHO ARE
UNIMAGINATIVE
NEVER POSTPONE ANY THING TO TOMMOROW
WHAT YOU CAN
TO A DAY AFTER
SHIPS ARE SAFE IN
HARBOUR
BUT
THEY ARE NOT MADE TO BE THERE
DO TO OTHERS
BEFORE
THEY DO TO YOU
BE GOOD TO OTHERS ON YOUR WAY UP
YOU MAY NEED THEM
ON YOUR WAY DOWN
Trying to understand God
is like
a toy trying to understand
man.
NOBODY IS PERFECT
I AM NOBODY
THERFORE I AM PERFECT
GOOD ENGINEERING COMES OUT OF
GOOD EXPERIENCE
BUT
GOOD EXPERIENCE COMES OUT OF BAD
ENGINEERING
Wine is
God’s
second best gift to man.
SOME CAUSE HAPPINESS
WHEREVER THEY GO
OTHERS
WHENEVER THEY GO
LAUGH AND THE WORLD
LAUGHS WITH YOU
CRY
AND WORLD LAUGHS MORE
LOUDLY
PESSIMIST SEES DIFFICULTY
IN EVERY OPPORTUNITY
OPTIMIST SEES OPPORTUNITY
IN EVERY DIFFICULTY
IS THERE ANY LIFE ON
EARTH ?
FRONT BENCHERS IN SCHOOLS
ARE
BACK BENCHERS IN LIFE
Be polite to others
till you make some money.
Thereafter others will be
polite to you.
BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
BUT
DON’T DEPEND ON THEM
Man is a social animal.
Without society he is nothing but animal
Yet many behave as if they are
self made.
LIVING WITH CONSCIENCE
IS LIKE
DRIVING WITH BREAKS ON
ANXIETY DOESN’T EMPTY
TOMORROW’S SORROW
BUT
EMPTIES TODAY’S STRENGTH
FOR A PESSIMIST A PROBLEM
IS TOO BIG TO HIT
FOR OPTIMIST
IT IS TOO BIG TO MISS
Women are like tea bags.
When they are in hot water,
you know how strong they are.
YOU MAY BE ONLY ONE
PERSON IN THE WORLD
BUT
TO ONE YOU CAN BE WORLD
YOU MUST BE THE CHANGE
YOU
WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD
Husbands expect their wife to be
perfect
and understand why they themselves
aren’t.
WHOEVER FOLLOWS THE
CROWD
WILL NOT BE
FOLLOWED BY CROWD
In fight between you and world
always support the
world
SPEECH SOULD BE LONG
ENOGH TO COVER THE
SUBJECT
SHORT ENOUGH TO BE
INTERESTING
Happiness is a period
between
two periods of unhappiness
WHAT COMES FROM HEART
GOES TO HEART
WORK IS A CURSE
FOR
DRINKING CLASS
Those who don’t give smile
need it most.
IN ADVERTISEMENTS
WHAT BIG PRINTS GIVE
SMALL PRINTS TAKE AWAY
NO GOD
NO PEACE
KNOW GOD
KNOW PEACE
TO PREVENT FUTURE
GENERATIONS
FROM HEREDITARY DISEASES
KEEP YOURSELF IN GOOD
HEALTH
DO BAD AND REMEMBER
DO GOOD AND FORGET
Every rich may not love his city.
but those who do
must be rich.
MAKE FRIENDS
BEFORE
YOU NEED THEM
IS THERE ANY LIFE AFTER
BIRTH ?
WHEN GOING GETS TOUGH
TOUGH GET GOING
EARN BUT DON’T
BURN
GIVE PEANUTS
GET MONKEYS
MAN MAKES MONEY
OR
MONEY MAKES MAN?
WORK IS LAST REFUSE TO PEOPLE
WHO HAVE
NOTHING BETTER TO DO
FIRST OUR PLEASURES DIE
THEN OUR HOPES DIE
THEN OUR FEARS DIE
AND THEN ….. WE DIE
HARDWORK DOSEN’T
GUARANTEE SUCCESS
BUT
IMPROVES ITS CHANCES
CIRCUMSTANCES DO NOT
MAKE ME
THEY REVEAL ME
One who causes anger
is excused.
One who gets
is accused
HOME IS WHERE YOU
CAN SAY ANYTHING
BECAUSE
NOBODY LISTENS
A SAGE WHO IS ANGRY
CEASES TO BE SAGE
A FRIEND NOT IN NEED
IS FRIEND INDEED
ONE WHO COMMANDS
WISELY
IS OBEYED
CHEERFULLY
THOSE WHO LIVE TO LEARN
LEARN TO LIVE
WE LEARN FROM HISTORY
THAT
WE DON’T LEARN FROM
HISTORY
IN PROSPERITY OUR FRIEND
KNOW US
IN ADVERSITY WE KNOW
OUR FRIENDS
TWO THINGS ONE SHOULD
NOT BE ANGRY AT
ONE WHICH ARE WITHIN OUR CONTROL
OTHERS WHICH ARE BEYOND.
IT IS BETTER TO TRY SOMETHING
AND FAIL
THAN
TRY NOTHING AND SUCCEED.
A YAWN IS A
SILENT SHOUT
THE MAN IS RICHEST
WHOSE PLEASURES ARE
CHEAPEST
HE WHO HESITATES
IS
BOSSED.
WHEN IN DOUBT
SPEAK TRUTH
SEVERAL EXCUSES ARE
LESS CONVINCING
THAN ONE
ALL GOOD THINGS COME
TO THOSE
WHO
DON’T WAIT.
SQUEAKY WHEEL DOESN’T
ALWAYS GET THE OIL
SOMETIMES IT GETS
REPLACED
IT IS WOMAN’S PREROGATIVE
TO
CHANGE HER MIND.
PEOPLE WHO READ
ARE
PEOPLE WHO LEAD
WISDOM COMES
WHEN
IT FAILS YOU
CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME
AND ENDS THERE
FRIENDS COME AND GO
BUT
ENEMIES ACCUMULATE
THE BEST WAY OUT OF
DIFFICULTY IS
THROUGH IT
THE
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