I am responding to your job advertisement in the October 15th edition of the Indianapolis Star. I believe that I have all of the qualifications required to earn million while working from home for ___________________. In fact, I seldom leave the house or my couch for that matter. So, you can see that I am your man. Nobody can sit around like me and nobody deserves the money like I do. If you are interested in speaking with me about this job you will need to come see me at my house. I can start at any time but I will need full benefits including insurance. Thank you for your consideration. Sincerely, Mr. Fulliard Lardfellow