I am responding to your job advertisement in the October 15th edition of the Indianapolis
Star. I believe that I have all of the qualifications required to earn million while working
from home for ___________________. In fact, I seldom leave the house or my couch for
that matter. So, you can see that I am your man. Nobody can sit around like me and
nobody deserves the money like I do.
If you are interested in speaking with me about this job you will need to come see me at
my house. I can start at any time but I will need full benefits including insurance. Thank
you for your consideration.
Mr. Fulliard Lardfellow