CRIMSON AND WHITE Friday, May 27,1938 THE MILNE SCHOOL Albany, N. Y. Volume VIII, Number 28 SENIOR OyiN UFFICEEo Last Iloxiday.. the Zeta Sigma Literary years precident, Janet Jansiiijg'; vicepresident, Doris Ho2imes; secretary, Martha Freytag;treasurer, Esther Stulniaker; mistress of ceremonies, Miriam Freund; critic^Doris Welsh; reporter^ Nancy Glass, The members of the Q^ulntillian Literary Society nominated their officers for the coming years Mildred McitticOj Mlr> i am F101 c 'le r« Hu t h Selkirk: and Kay Kewton are the presieential nomine es^j Candidates for the other ofiicos wei-e also seloctedo Elections v.ill bo a week: from x.Iondcy in the regular moetintio NEWS WILSOM HUA\E Y A D E D J C - RIAMsTOATTSMD Wilson Burr Hume, valtdictorian of the class of •38. v;rs selected to receive a scholarship of .'l?-?^''} at Yale Universijcy on the basis of his scholurtiu "record at Milne and on the qualifying examinetionJ^ I'ny is for "Ch^ first term of the year 'I'uls^ scholar snip is awarded upon the satisfactory completion of the requirements as set up by trie Board of Awards at the University,, The continuuncs of this av/ord for the second term,which v/oulo. inp.kri the scholarship's total value f^SOy is determined by the entire recored of the student at YcJe.. However, emiphasis is on the main ton eoic-e _. pf high scholastic rank© HI-Y ELECTS OFFICEHS At the last meeting of the Milne Hi-Y officers were nominated for the comihg year^ The officers are respectively as follows^ Edward Hunting,President Earl Goodrich, Yi'.-e-r.rosident Nowc-11 Cross, Secretary Dick Paland, Treasurer Gi'^J'ord Lantzp Business Namager G.A.C, ITOMELATES Walter Seim, Sargeant-atArms The Girls Athletic Club Edward Starkweather, Chapnominated •liho presidential lain. candid-^.tos V/ednesdayc The nominees are: Euth R..sp Katherine llewton Euth Selkirk Joyce iviui'dick DUE •'"lie dues of The cloction will be held at tiic next u.-^^tint^^A The guest of lienor was un-able to attend the annual >ianquet. MUEAI£ ^ FUOT) SY/ELLS Kenn6th Lasher, Student Council President, annou ced last \70ok that $62^.50 was recently added to the Murals* Fund, This was the net proiit from uie YALB are t.io ^"iiior "The money for the senior section in the '/rimsou and Whit e Y^arbQok."'r ~ ~c ontinued Mr^ Andrew's, "must be paid soon." On May 29, a list of those who owe money and the rjnounts will be posted on seco.:;d floor bulle'.in board W0dncsday, Juno 1; is the absolute deadlinej after that, parents will be noti- Wilson took the qualifying cxaminationp at Staco Oollog'j la;-t week, "a.'ho toBts were /ery dif> ficulf'p ho stated., "and, I v/.as surprise?^ to receive such a high rarko" V/ilson is the valdlo-^ torian at Milne wich a four year average of rxijrny four and . bxi5.-xt tenths> (94ee)c PLAY PI^ESENTED TO DRi'iM/iTICS CTLUB The beginners group of the Drajnatics Club presented a short scene from Sj^rkin by E. PoConkoe at a "j'o'int-mee ting Ft Idc y ,May 13f The cast was as fellows: 8u z ie-Martha F r e y a g X.fl 1 o-^Mar i lyn S'ii: t.n J- v j . i t t y Shre ire r Oi-rie Sparks-jaao V5dder Miss Mildred Nightengale directed the Play, I,liss Conklin lead a discussion on lie, by Eugene C^Niel, Fo 11 owi ng- th i s, the memt ers of the club acted cut the pic^yo PEESS CONFEHENCE POSTPONED The Capitol District Press Conference wnss mmmtm CJ71KS0N ^Nr xmim 2 i\ FORMER MimiTES Mi-JCS MYGKi^NxA iVLI- ABO/iRD FCVa SXC7RS ICN jUi^i:-; 4 Tho c.iiiiual Miln.3 excursion, w i l l take plr.ce Juno 4 , The "boat ler.ves the dool: c.t 9 \P,0 and retu.-ns b^OOo Oiil.y M i l n l t c s whc have - p a i d t h e i r s l - i dent tcjc r.ro ^^iven ticiie-^jS, but guest t i c k e t s c.rc avaf.Iahj.o/ 'J'he p r i c e Is f o r t y c o n t s f o r c h i l d r e b urxder twelve and eighty cents f o r anyone over w e l v e o On tho t r i p d w n an o r c h e s t r a prov i d e s dCAco musi.-j, There are dick: gr.mes on the upper deoke. 'Jhe s t a y a t Kingston P o i n t i s Cdi hOL! r and one haif.> There are many oriths f o r walks there© Lunch can "be brought from purchased a t Kingston P o i n t o Last P r i d - y , 20^ at^ the annua,! Movin£-v.Tp'»'V/ay c z o r r i L e s o f State Colleir'^^ present nr-irrcers of Myskt'nia [ser.'ior ccXlo^^e honorary society) tapped •^hr'^o ft rmcr JliIni't'..*;: to 'be rnc-'mhers no.y.t Th3y n ."H 'j'.Lr j. s j n J kO.eh , Jaro lyn Ma t,tlae, and llu.o.r.cii ^j'ysyry^.j a ll of thO (;laSS of .C- i: a, froat hono'." or them "co receive as the totr;?. nomb^ship novor exceeds thJrteeno O.^tsbandiag work in extra ouri-icular activi-oies d^terniine the seleoClcnA Miss jea^x o t r o i i g , d i r e c t o r o f the ^imi^^x; -lud Whi.tc-p was another o f those hor.orc v;i 1 ] he c o - c d i Gor of Collt-ge News,) Miss Ados G-ii Misr V . a t t i c e w i l 1 f i l l the vi'jo-T^resi^ denoy TrV/^OcAt. and the »Sonior c l a s s , - ' res.,:6ctiv.-jly~ while Mr^ Tynan w i l l tri^ie charge o f Frasnmaji camp f o r iriena home or Ken Lasher on b e h a l f o f the Student Council, r e q u e s t s t hat a ] I i e f u s c be p l a c e in c o n t a i n e r s v/hich are p l a c e d f o r that purpose4 A l s o , that Milne students Kingston, ere not to go the the c i t y o f This i s s t r i c t l y p r o h i b i t e d . SENIOH CuiiSS The Senior Class is making prep*aration f o r t h e i r aanual events vhioh w3 11 CJasc Nior;:-y bhe Senior Ballp the Class Oat;ing and Graduation The mp.rhhals and ushers are chosen from xh:- j u n i o r Class« The mars hair wno Vv'ill l o a d the l i n e s of s e n i o r s tnrough the auditorium on OJass l>!ight ani r-.-rad^ uat ion are ? £ i l d r o i M.a'utioe and Benjamin. Douglasc. The ushers a i e ; Lucas H i l l , junior in Hilne, l e a v e s t h i s v;ock to 14ve i n South F o r t land, Maine» "Bud»' H i l l b e l o n g s to A d e l phoi and Dramatics Club; he has been managing e d i t o r en the Crimson and V/hite f o r the l a s t few m»cnths"^ " I t was a pleLisant y e a r , " s a i d Bud, "I^ve found a grand s c h o o l , and I don'^ t l i k e to leave i t , " M0VI1\TG UP EEVIM S t a t e Teachers C o l l e g e held t h e i r Moving«UP Day* During th^j m o r n i n g , e x e r c i s e s v/ere held i n Page Hall,, A re p r e sentativo from each c l a s s spokeand p-^izos wore awa^rded f o r tho b e s t poem end s t o r y in. -I'he EchOc A f t e r i t stopped. raini.Tg tho cifabs'cs'formed t h e i r numci-ajs>^ SCHEDULE Euth Selkirlc Janet .Jansing Butty Tincher J c .s 3 0h. Le d. den R: . ard pal and Eowa.c'd Hunting Class n i g h t and the S e n i o r Ball w i l l be June seventeenth* Tho e x e r c i s e s w i l l be g i v e n i n the Page Hall a u d i t o r ium... The committee f o r the c l a s s g i f t iSi cliairman^ Mary Winshurst; Herbert Marx, Kenneth Lasher, Margery Staxton, and Douglas McKeaji« The committee f o r the Senior B a l l isj Martin Creesy^ g e n e r a l chairman Robert ffcf'G C-r'or;-^': FV.Tr ii:ig ton Mary W i a .sjra r o t, B-jvty R.-l-r s EiiZr/oeth SliTimons The fi'cshnon weie disti.ngulf.hoa by thei'-:^ red t i e s r,nd h a i r ?\ibhcnso Tne sophcmoris v;oro yollr.w b l o u s e s and y o l l - ' uw ti^iS;, Tho j u n i o r c l a s s tapped t h e i r way along v/i th canes f^nd white aaid g r e e n b e r e t s and arm ban^-S., The sbaiors wore black caps and ^owns.o The committee f o r Class Night is Richard S e l k i r k , chairman; L o i s Nosbitt, Ric-hard A n d r e w s F r a n c e s Soymcur, Edward Walker and L o i s Hayner^ Jn the a f t e r n o o n u).'.,sd pr^jsa suunt and i^^y vicr^ pia:.ri;od by Dr...por Hall J Chrr.stine Duritcn llV'nau and Caroline llvl^^ttijo were aejiUtted into tho MyakarL'.'^- an h^unr sccievy,, In the evening there wns d'.ncing and The S e n i o r o u t i n g w i l l be at dihe V/xnX shursts'^c The comjnittee i s as f o l lows j V i r g i n i a Tripp-chairman, Kings l e y GriiTQ, iUaragaret C h a r l e s , Hazel R o b e r t s , Jaiiies McClure. Dr.i.mia V/inshurst, and Roger Orton^ CRUvISQN AIID Y/HIO?Ji PiiGE 3 POPJVER MILNITS CALLED TO CHURCH M/.Y 27 r * EXCH-INCES * * * * * • • XVS Y/e travel down tho Hudson^ we stop at Vc.Gs.r Gcllege, where v/e find our schclc.rshii3 winner, Barbara Allen, hard at v'orke Besides being on the college newspaper, v;hich ojmes put twice weei'l^'-j she belci:ie,s to .the students union, an org:.ni2L;tion at the college^ I understand your wife came form a fine old familyo Came is hardly tho v^ork—•—she brought iFwith her J Iviur-Mur-'Etje Barbara was one of our hardest working' girls while iX- Milne and she certaijily is showing her ability in college aid we are sure that she will succeed in her chcsen career® Teacher* Now you go straight hom.e Skinner: I can H o Teacher* Why caii^t you? Skinner; I live around the corner, Science Te.:cher; How many bones have you in ycur body? During Easter vacation she represFresimanj Nine Hundred ented VasDar :ln c debate which was broadTeacher J That^s a good many more than cast over the radiOo The topic^ one I have® that is interesting to all students Freshmans But I had sardines for lunch^ attendiixg high school or colllegc, was "S'^'udents Opinion on Peacec" Mui-^Mur ^Ette The Eoverend Bertja;^m deHeur ^itwcLd, a foi'iTiOr Iviilne S'tudent will beccme associate pt.st^r tL.i tne jj'irst Eeformed Cliurch on iMotru p«ari entreete The Reverend Mr. ^twood was graduated from Rutgers College, Glass of •27, and is a member .of Phi Beta Kai:)pc, a national honorary s-^ciety. He has studied Tlioology this past year in New College, Ii;dinburg, Scotland, and- is now studyin^^ in Tubinger University in Germany. Tho Rover and Mr< ^^twood has served summer terms in the First Reformed Church at Hav/thcrne, J, and Comirunity Church, Glen Rock, W.J^ Last year in June Rgverend ivU Stephen James,D.D. with wno.n he will be asscci:-tud, delivered the ordin:.tion sermon in the Third Reformed Chuich where Mr. A w o o d was ordained. Ho is the brother of Merwyn ajid Dcnner Atwood v/ho are also former Miln • ites* RID BIG CLUB TO ..TTEKD GYivmiN.x AT .iLOUDONVILLE POLO FIELD Tho members cf the Milne Riding Club have been invitt^d tc it tend the Gymkhcjia at the Loudon ville P^lo Field on Sunday, Jujaa Ik,* I'ms c^ meut oi the riding uluos oi suuodils ut which the participux.us pl^.^ uifierent three d games such as ptodsatoe races,, needle I'acesy relay races, ". end musiGGl chairs. Uliose expecting to attend are: Jrne Grace, T?uth Selkirk, Evelyn wilbour, Saily Dovraux, Joyce Murdick, Lillian Echlesiiymer, Marjorie Gade, Jane D^vis, and Una Unlorwood. D e an-H i-Lites Questionj If thirty \tj\Y0 degrees is the freezing point, v/hat is tlie squeezing point? Answer? Two in the shade^ The Cwl Floyd! Floydl Whay? ^i.re you spitting in the fish bowl? Nu, but I am comiing pretty close to it» The Hoot Owl Swift; That man's going around telling lies about you. Posy: I don»t mind that but l»ll break his neck if ho tells the truths Schoul Da^e Boughton: A^e you sure that this deck of cards of mine is different from the other deck we were usin^? Cross:' You bet. There's a omrkod dlfferSchool Daze Creesy: What would you do if you were in my shoes? DqVIs• I'd shine them» Bethlehem Star HI-Y The members of the faculty and of Hi'-Y attended their annual banquet Wednesdoy n?,ght May 25, at Keelers« Mr. David Lithgi'n was the main specAcer of the eveningo Jack Beagle, president, announced the officers of the coming year, who are; Edv/in Hunting', president Earl Goodrich, vice pi-esident; Newell Uross^ secretary; Richcr'd Pal-nd, treasurer; Edw rd S-fef'^rkwea'tiier, chaplain; John Einkj corresp.nding secretary; Giff'rd lantz, business manager, and Writer Sgim, sergeajlit at arms. CRIMSON AI^ID WHITE ^ EDITORIiiL PAGE VJii Editorial Staff Betty Barden Fred R^gan Charles Sr.nderson Huth Selkirk Jean Best Jane Grace Ed Starkweather Neweil Cross Irn Moore Girlst Sports Editors Puth R-^.sp Ivlar^^^ret Chase Beote Tincher Fectures Editors .^joris MOlfih ArS Editors City Paper Corres, Doris Holmes Journalism Class Editor-in-Chief AssociCvte Editor Senior Asst. Ed. Society Editor ExcGhnge Editor Club Editor Boys» Sports Editors Business Stnff Business Manr.ger Managing Editor Mimeographers Printer Distributers Herbert Mane Lucas Hill Ermon Livermore Harman Patten Dick Paland John Wykes Robert Wortendyke Miss Katherine E. Wheeling Faculty Adviser Director Miss Jean Strong Published weekly by the Orimson and V;hite staff at Milne High School^ Alt any, New Yorl:« cherished associates i requested chris cricket to speak to you about the regents becauso he is himself an excellent example of studious neglect and moreover ho should chirp constructively onoG in n cricket ego 1 am gafcd slug the spider has gone to nev/ york now the student council elections will not be interrupted i have decided to vote for all four candidates i hope you who know these persons better will voto non politically for the better of these best in our school be sure youc.onsider ail sides of the guostion^so aS to vote fairly this is the last issue of the crimson rjid v/hiie this term on behalf of the staff i thank you s tudents for your interest in and cooperation v/ith our newspaper many thanks also to the faculty especially miss wheeling and mrjif kinse 11a and his typewriters it hcs been great fun working on the crinison and white and although i shall return to england this summer i hope to come back next fall to i-ejoin my mione friends yoii^ have been very kind about V letting me send mess'^.ges to my public i thank you farewell then timothy teitnlte P e HEY youse kids gottri git goin dese regents is jus three weeks ahead ga gotta step on de gas I hope yer motor dont backfire, on yer exam day I a i n H ^ot no eddication but Im tellija-sB^.r its de sa^ci£j5 of me life dat-i-^quit school If youse dent pass dis sprrow *11 hit you t6'o an-rt^^yhe^^pumr^ oIf-o^II hit you kai'der"'' besides youse 11 have to get your eddication like me by readin liberry books til one in the mornin I chirp while I work on dant lot ennybody tell yor a cricket never gits serious ' r.iomber now dem ref;cnts needs a lot o Bja'/iu vciusc k m go to camp but i ^MiW^MiiiiaiiMiiyiAiii as i sail for europe tomorrow will you students support the tennis baseball and golf teams also class night commencement and of course the regentsp excursion et cetera in my place please HOW MANY YEx'iRS ??? How mai^y r^-^t*- Tiff ^-l'' f. vecTliixa-t©- "Oh, dozens- nnd dozens typical Miln-ltew says a Although we curse homework and lessons all year, aren't we really rather -well- haven*t we all a lump in our throats considering that we have only three-or-one-or no more years in Milne? perhpas we don't win first prize in every thing we do, but we try^ We all know Milue is one grand school « ^JlLh \ F i-i-iijuuxj isfwrrrrm^ TTODTTr mW HOKE ECONQT^aCS MORE CUH}.:ICULivR NEWS 111 the seventh ^md eighth grades homo economics is required, but in the senior high school it is elective. N In SOilier High school given on Pood, clothing' and tioQ, Each of these courses gents credit r.nd, tiierefore, held five dr.ys a weeko courses ^re home decorngives a reclasses ere Mrs. Bc.rsam gives the instruction in clothing and home decorationo The classes in clothing help students to learn about buying clothes as well as mraicing them themselves® At the beginnir^ of the year each girls personalty is analyzed and she learns vjhfit kind and type of clothing she should weare Then she learns more ab ut making tais type of d o thes» Girsl also learn hbout budgets.They learn, fron Mrs. Bersum,how to make them and how not to brt^ii "tuem«'i'nis icnowled^e helps those ./ho huve c«r(jiain allow — ance to love v;itiiin eacn wetiKo The other couse,Home Eecorationj, is feelpful to girls who are planning to be architects or home decoratorso In this course girls learn bnout planning attractive color schemes for different typos of rooms and what sort of pictures are suitable in different roomso Girls also get the chance to make things for their rooms, Sone of tlie most popular articles which may be made are pillows. BIOLOGY 9 General Science. students planning to take ulnth yerr Biology, will find that it differs from General Sgience In that general science deals with non -liv ing things and biology with living things. In biology, as in general science^ emphasif? is placed on scientific procedure. Students ore .taught to formulate problems, data and points pertaining to the problem are collected and a conclusion is reached. Then a suitfible test is dravm up. Students are required to keep G noteb&6k, j.s in General SciencOo Pne or two contracts, or unitb, on certain topics are done eucn suumstei. Insects, birds, xisn oiid DiecS LOXJIcs v;hich may be covered. In this second issue of the curric--' ular page of the C_ imson and Wh .te WQ will attempt to enlighten students upoa mere elective courses which they like to study. In the first issue we cv^ scribed the food courses in the Home Ec-onomics Department, nineth y e or Ge n'*' eral Science and tenth year Biology® This week wo are continuing the Home Economics and Biology and have added History A which is the xirst in a series under supervision of Miss Elizabeth Shavero HISTORY A One of the most important and best liked of Milne's many subjects is History A. History A includes Ancient and Medieval history. By studying Man^s past record ve are able to make Improvements for the present and predictions for the future^ History A is divided into several unitso EStch nit is aai outline for the study of-a certain phase of early hi story o The course extends from the ^udy of earliest man to the ti..e of the French Revolution. Extra reading is required, as it counts as one que-stion on the New York S^ate Regents Excminationo Extra work done outside of class alsc counts toward raising one's class mark. Early grammar school history gives on the idea that this subject is a continual line of dates that must be momorizede This, however,is not, trueo Severnal dates must be memorized,but for the most part only the approximate time when something occured is necessary. Quite prevelent are the traces of art,English, science and mathematics in this first year course of history. Miss Shaver is the supBrviscr of history courses in Milne High School. You may see her in her office, rccra 131, for further information and advice. In biology 9, students are tua^fe^it to appreciate their environment and some emphasis is placed on the study of the human body. Ninth year biology must be taken by all students who wish to bake biology in their tenth yc r. If you have any questions concerning the sciences, see ^ Dr» Moose in his office, room In the necu' future. He will be very glad to help you» n 1 m Ai^J'D V/EKE PAG3 6 HISTORY C Unitod States, or Jknerlcan History, is the only history required in order to receive a high school or ref^snts diplcmQ/. This is called History C. It is prcDC.bly the most interesting of the three historiesfAj B, andC) which aro o-Cf.c^od here at mi-nO} as it deals with tha Un.rtad States® History C Starts with the colonial history of the United States (the seventeenth and oighteEnth centuries)^ to\?.c'ies on all important historical afjr'irs which have to do with present d...y aifairs and , then i'lnc.lly le^^ds up to curi-ent American problems, sij i^i-ua^ijie, the bacicground of America, one is able to solve the present day proDlems more easily end learns v/hat Effects the background cf the country has on current events. Also^ it teiches the students that the condition of the United States in the future depends a i;reat deal on their actions to-day HISTORY B History B is an entirely elective subject except when certain colleges require it for entrance credit® Despite the fact that it is not required, It is a most interesting and educational subject. History B deals with recent historic and contempor^Jf Europe. It gives a baclcground for the thin^^s which arc h^^ppuning today and tnosc v/hich we c^.n ujcpoct to witness in the future* Current events t-re stressed particularly because of their importance to every one in the world todayo Then, too, the current events v/hich re discussed in the class rooms tod'^y will become the important history of tomorrovu It is, therefore, v^^ell to be imformed about the events v/liich are going on in the world about us. This makes H^.story B a very worthwile cout-se for students v/ho wish to keep well-informed on current affairse Under the able guidance of Miss Shaver, the History B course in Milne High School offers a broad ranga of knowledge oiir.t will help the avera^^e student ^0 more fully understand the .jcmplicated affairs of the world at large^ l^'iA^ I'^o r CHEMISTRY In today5 world we find a great deal v/hich is different from yesterday^s-j One of tbe most amazing" advances ha^ been in the field of chemistry.. Fifty years a , word chemical science ^ vns unlrn^vxs Toaay it describes one of the prinu'pol p.M.l;.\rs of mcl-rrn industry and life, V-thout it, automob.i.loi^ would be l.ltc>.e bot. cer thcji they were t.wenty—fivc y 9 ar 3 a go j, f c r ch c mi c al s c i e a e h.a s d e<-' V3] ope'-] paints, steel alloys, plasties; glass, and hundred other little things which have been the factors in the im— pro Yen; en t of the aattomobil e., It is so in most other industries, too, and there are great companies, as witness the Pont plants, devoted to chemi'jal science alone o There ie an ever'-increasing ds--'" mand for scientists and research worker^ in chemistry,, It affords a secure, grow-" ing, future for any interested person^ and it certainly does not take much en-^ triisiasm to get interested, for it is a subject which routes the curiosity, and is immediately interesting^ High school chemistry, while it does not reach the complicated stage of professional chejiiistryij. provide.^ a back-o ground of work which is the groundwork for the higher structurco Without chem«-' is try in high school it would be impos€> sible to understand industrail chemistry or to appreciate it® V/hile it does re*quire a reasonably intelligent person to really gain anything from it, it is not a stiff course, and once one is launched in*it it ceases to be a course at all, and becomes a study v/hich you take up, as you would a sh-p or art course, for the gain and pleasure you g^t from learn«# . ing about som.ething of v/hich you know very littloe m ™ ADViJ^OED ]\'LilTHEMAT ICS Certain higher mathematics are required for some diplomas and by the en— trarce bo -rds of seme schools, particU'lax-'iy '..vnaiMCiil r.i'.d eni'sincering scliools. Tbf.^otv ar!. -na'AO]yj,plane and solid goometry ij.tormc-'dicto algebra and trigonome^ trL.:i.tt'_o can bo saidabcut these subject except that they are the higher mathematics and arc, naturally, C'llittlo more difficult than the prerequisite courses in math» The amount of higher math which a student should take depends on v/hat type of a vocation he intends to take up in I'.ter life, as well as on how easil/ he mastered his ether mathematics courses. •/ ! f'fT /f I »i \V ii \v- t - j- V - V jz iv. v..-.^- Ji V. Vil /T C T'-U.'Ao C'TiC::^:^^; •-^y -.I — V'-f • ^ ^ ..J , > VT i v/'th tho -Itrst G^peavaaos of yp-r^ir^ MHri: tu": fuj-'j IJO ^^TX alv;.ijdnut irf G 1:1 o cn^ a'^ ti.r'.s vi^h tP^n;! & ^n.id bo,/t with boce- H'nls y-3'\v rennis is the mcijcr s-ocrt La.iOl-g:!.x arjl Goli ;es,-: iLiO: a}OTa t.'^rnih' c. ur•icmont ^WIII undoi- vjcx : T H O ' I I A O C H E G pl'-Ve".. a". Park luVin^' I —it ' V w''th Tho (. 1 FI S S 011 V 'H u !• F: DE,.';^'' S 0 FCVLUH Vi:!")!^: The tivr.rn^ vvith n record of threo via.r-rio-'-, oc its credit. proved ius r. bii'ty to pi^^y golf whan they defo^.ho'l a^.Gtleton. Figh 10|- in a match, played rt the Van Pi^nssalaor Olubr A previous match with C,i.st].eton res' Ited in a Milne vie tor v. I'ivT It:. uaf^'j y^r.r, for the first time, a girls GGrir.is toc-i'n was forrrwd undor the dir^-cti?n Jf Margaret EitcG'^Ofjiiy ath'; .'.c iriStriu'.tor^, T?his year tho term V/ j !L I jO:: 11' n\:.to fa cio yi!-. d- vtri ';:^ 1 ne.ct Eetiri.i.phw'jii rj-./abral; Mont Flecsant^ C'abh-^ ol'o Ct-fitrai Figh and Vlncentain in sohe d U I e d mat ah B I-J J The Mi..ne tiUca-xe'i .^Is^ won over Six?.ne there is only one girl availiCathedral Lfia'^^ry 3f S-^g aid Bethlehem able from la-Sit yearns teamj Elisabebh Central 8-V -S-J- ir. e^u-lier matcheso JSimrJns, captain^ there are three vao'" anciesc. az the tryour.s held at the Wafi.hii^'ton Park: courts, Patty G-ibsun; Euth In .the-C'j;'.?.^ tie ton-Milne m-^tch, MartRasp and er„in'.) Towns end wore chosen in Creesy v/as low scrrer with an 89» to make up tne remainder of the teamp Seeley Furic was next with a 90- Seth with iviarfcaret Chase end Jean M c B ^ o t t Wheeler 92 and Kenneth Lasher 94« as ol ternateso The schedule for the rest of the The VGTS'ty Baseball team^ org'anseason is: ized under tho j.eadership of LJJ S Haynor May 27 ^i. Ibany High - Normanside is made up of- Dcjnia Winshurst, Patty June 2 - Dolmar - Normansido Glbsor; Lois hosbitt^ Joyce MurdiokfRuth Selkirk, Virginia N&ibhols, Dorothy ShatJuno 3 - Albany High - Municipal tuokp Helen Cooper^ Eleanor Harding and Jean Selkirk^ Later in June, the Milne golf t^am will enter the Troy Northwestern Meeto EDRGE3 I GIHI:S HORSES I VTiviCENTIkl^I 4-0 Tho Milne girls tennis team scored it first victory of the season when it meii, Viiicentian oa tho Wobhington Park ciOoO; o.t ccu!.-^s Kor-}.r.y c f tor no oxi^ A" the si'.vdo'i m.r.tdios, tho ^cr^v'- S.'.OO.l •!•'•'/ with Mi]no a^ioadf. The aouolef: coulCi no o bo 0 c.t j-xved aue to r\in..- Tn'; roma.vnior of tl-.e n.r/'Ch v;lli bo coucludof.l •.0. date at In tho siiiijles, 'jo.ptc^j.n LClj.£iabsth S ImmoL3.5 do 1 Ovxt ed her cpp Jiienvi 4• , ; 6-0, as did Ruth Ra.-=p C® I^v^.j Gibson also victoriou^i 'vi th -a V'-^j, 6-4 score", Mr'Argaret Chase B-^-c Last Friday afternoon, Milne sppnsored the arnual spring Horse Shov/ at tho T.-'Cop L oruicr/c. Mar j o n e Or^de Eveiyn W i b r ^ f ^ 1 i '--n S oi e shym; • r and S a 1 ly Le/-.vr-jau-r. w^i'ir-o first, secondj. Ihl^d and ly ia ti-LOcOijt ai: 1 hand .•'.a-S;, (.'ne setc of thre^ c ontest was won by Jann D-vJ.j, Phyllis Comstock and Ruth v/jnners of xhe jumping events were Evolyn wliber; first; Jane D^vis, second and LiJ.l.'-an I::cl(-3hymer, thirds yar .jor'^i^.c &j.de took first the Miioical diair contest* place in ^PJIvISOKT I1:T) '.VHITE FuiY SrOItTTAGE 27, u m v m lOSES TO STEDNG RENSS'ilu'iER TEIWIS TEiiM 5-1 HIGH EE..TS MILNE 1 3 - 3 The Miliie tennis team went down tc defeat in r. ra^tch ployed against Eenssalaer to the score of 5-1, The ReB-Ssalaer term has not lost n match in three years® Although Albany High school gained a victory V/ednesday, up to the sixth iniiing the Milne nine outplayed the high school team on every point, end led them 3-2t. DidiL Game pitched almost faultless "baseball for those long five innings .After playing heady ball the whole five innings, lead by coach Paul Schmidt, from of a one-run lead, the boys plunged to a 13-3 scoreo Up to the Inst of -the sixth innings Milne had gathered 6 hits, 1 walk, 3 runs, and no errors. During that fatal ha If-inning, Albany High got 11 runs, 2 walks, 6 hits, stole 4 bases,and Milne made more than 4 errors• Euddy Vincent v/ent the route for the Garnet anl Gray, while Game, McKeaji, and Geisel pitched for Milne# . In the sin^lts mcLciicij, o'c-ptain Ed Walker v/as defeated b-^. j!,arl Goodrich also lost 7-b,6-8,8«-6p Charles Loohe won George Scoville lest 6-0, 6-4. Milne also lost the doubles 'contests, Walker and Goodrich loosing, 6-4, 7-5; A1 Y/hceler and Loche, 3-6, 7-5,6-4. The remainder of the played off are; May 28 - A.B.C. June 10 - C.B.^. matches to be - Richfield - Richfield COMvJSl^ITS ON THE SPCRI'S SE..SON Baseball: •Cn April 29 , Milne played the first game of the year against Rennssalaer, Milne loosing 5-1 c In this g-ome, McKean was the mainstay of the tvi^.m, striking out 11 men and holding the Renssalaer nine to 6 hits and 6 walks» The baseball game between Philip Schuyler and Milne, scheduled for last Friday at Bleeker Stadium, was postponed to June 1, due to rains. The remainder of the games to plcsyed are J be May 26 - Draper Away May 31 - Cathedral Away June 1 - Schuyler Away P a ^Uj R o u n £ j 2 . " 0 o 5 p o v- fc On May 9 the kilne nine lost cbo the score of 11-3 when they met Cathedral Academy at Bleeker Stadium. McKeoaats steady pitchi..g rebal.^uu iu ^ walks and 13 hits, ..striking out y uicu* The Fiiliie baseball team scor&d its first victory when it defeated Albany High 4-1 at Blocker Sf^dium May 5« The highlight of the game came v/hen John Fink scored the first Milne home run of the season. in the next game, May 13, Milne was defeated by Philip Schuyler 16-4. McKean ond Game, pithhing alternately for Milne o truck out 9 men; walking 4 and allowing 9 hits. In spite of the efforts of Dick Game, Milne bowed to Draper High 9-*4 v,'-LGn they played them at Bevorwyk Park Mi;,'- 12,» Jolm Pink hit his second home T .VI of tho year; Dick Game struck out 11 n.en and walked 2. i/iniiinc' the second game of the seascn, Milne won over Rgnssalaer 7-6 in a c 0 5.3 :\ame played at Beverwyk Park, May J.3- l-ioKoan was Milne^s victorious pitcher. iiclding R;?nssalaer»s batting- sguad r.o 0V.U.7/ ^ hitSo Game and Rosenstein wore the cui-.staiiuii'ig players of that gcme. In the first net encounter of the Milne tennis team, Milne lost to Mont Pleasant, The final score was 5-1, Cap tain V/alker scorelng the only viccKchry. S'he next match, played cgainst Albany Eoys Atjademy, resulted in a 4-3 victory for iicademy, Goodrich, Walker, and Loske won the singles mc^tches, but were defeated in tho doubles* The tennis teem again bowed to Mont Pleasant loosing tv/o singles and one doubles contest. The final score stood 4-3, Mont Pleasant victorious. Walker and Goodrich conq.uered their opponents in both singles and doubles. CRir.ISON AITD WHITE 50 QUESTIONS TO IVIAKE YOU THINK i Itts very simple, kids, just grab j^ourself n poncil, pen, lips tick:;, or Lny thing you can find, and see how irrjiy of thesG cj_UG^tiGns you can ^-et i-ighto The winner gets a date with the Feature Editors# 1« V/ho will be Milne^s next president? (chock one)« —«Dotty Lcmour, —-Herbert Hoover -lien Benjamin, — — M e 2p How many windows are there in Milne? (check one) -~-.too many, too few,—-3496,03 3o Those crazy new shoes the girls are wearing(notice Jeqn Lawman's) are called: fits,——wedgies, canal-boats, —-cutio-booties, dopeys 4, Joe Ledden plays the; drum, piano, ubut, harp, ^I'Jattice^s r^diu 5 o That stuii tnac Mure la v/iley does is correctly culltodj mental t e l e p n o n e y t e n t a l melapothy, methol tentapothy,-^-bunk "Timothy Termite'* is vTritten byt The bogey-mnn, Ira Moore, a cockroach, Betty Barden,—^Robert Taylor 7. Puppy-love is* Q—^^^Vhen two dogs are "that way",—Q disease, a creation of author*s imaginat ion,--swell 8« The best candid-c.^mera shot in the school is; Betty Schreiner, Bud Hill, the person next door. Our absent-minded editor lost the rest of the questions, so the quiz is over. And what v/as your score, icy little man? PITHY PROVERBS Today we present a few homey truths for our readers. Men seldom gr mushy. On uii'ls whe i-re crushy. Many folks wh^ d^ixU li^^e nistory, Like dates. Wise people never trust an ejiGrqya Grirls think more of clean shiny cars thaii clean, shiny ears. A boy depends on his fist To malie a hit But a girl relies on her nake-up. SOPHOMORE CLASSROOM CHATTER Biology teacher; ii.re you the Bo Jones that is absent^ or the other one? Bob Jones, (after iruch thought); The other oneo In English 2 class, v/hile reading the Merchant of Venice, the class came upon the word "soo'i]h"o Newt nrosy; Wha-: does sooth moaji? ' -^nita Hymanj It»s just baby tal]fc for shoes. KEVSR USE THESE If you ar. one of those little smortys who gets lOO^o in English class on "waht words not to use and why", or one who knows his Brubacher and wheel3.ng by heart, word for""woTd7""oF 3^s't~one whcT attended journalism class on Monday, May 23, you are excused right now, for you have passed the examination and are now qualified to attend Miss Prims' nursery school. Otherwise, v/e would like you to read the following bit of gramranr drill on what expressions are definitely "out in "high sassity"® Wo have yet to meet the Milnite who does not need this. Because we are along the line of experts, we feel qualTfied tc give~ you these appropriate exercises. One day a blushing bride, very much of the fair sex7 was 'fc.v^Tng with a the c_ity fathers and a host selent 01 friends in immaculate Tineni Of a _si^den, with becuming modesty, she faced her better half, v/ho ppP^^^sd c>n the £OG_£e to anno"unce, with ntern^re"^!ty that some of the de 1 iciouT'reTfreghments had been burned to a cindeTJ Still in. _gala attire, " she entered ^ e iiitchen bated breath, raid, deemed to disappoirtm.ent, noticed tha"t it was now biac_k_as P_y'Ch. Attempting to trip the 1 ign" fantastic, she fell over something with a du".!, 'sickening thud. It goes without that she was pale as death when, at the psychological momenT^ like a bolt from _a clearsky^ she was caught like a a ti'ap. A beggar's description of a man with a checkered career just having performed a d^Tn^roppory, did'the dastardly deed of carrying her off, •Ihis thrilling iiiystery will be continued in the next issue.,(We assume that you will have forgotten this by thej^i, as this 3s the last issue until next fall. Milnites* puns AreiiH very punny. At Re^-ents time what you forget is as important us what ^^ou remember. Boys like girls wiio no'G only listen to v.'h xt they say LUG believe it. A k. CT?RV!SOM V/HITE X M o \uvir)e m L ; ^ s i u m b ^ ^ KLORE MI'IRCH I Still LCVG TO Kiss You G'^ :dnight Simmons rnd Vv'allcor Sophisticr.tGd Lady For tdns You Stop Me Prom Dr^^^mlng Corv/ih Cnce In A '#hile Junior Dr.te In The Still of thu Night Librc.ry Merry Go Round Broke Down Dr.vis^' cr.r You^ro Gouno. Lose Your Gal Hunting Carelessly Homework I^m In a Dcuicing Mood Metz Stop, You^re Breaking My Henrt Baldy/in Just li. Gigolo Plur.imer Tancing- Cheek tu cneeiv Gale Serenode in The Eight Selkirk But He Ain»t Got Rythra Game True Confessions Ezarns That Old Feeling Orton Out in the Cold Again Skinner Do You or Dcn»t You Love Mo? Ben.i amin May I H;:'.ve The Kext Romance? Gross IT»S WONDERFUL -that Ruth Selkirk, Millie Mattice, jan jansing, ajrid Betty Tincher, are going to be ushers on class night, not to mention Benjy Douglas, Eddie Hunting, Joe Ledden, and Dick Paland. We know eight certain people who nre nov/ very happy and with a specicl reasono We musn't forget to congratulate these lucky kids J -thc\t some br.shful scul is now ccntributii\;,' his ancncmcus iius torpieces for publication, jllth^Ue^n ^.11 uais stuff is appreciated, it is s bill oviucuo tiiat no gossip or uirt is su^jjoscia to di^ap"^ the feature page, RemvjmPvjr, sophomore,, the next ti.iio a brainstorm is coming> please help us by writing a feature, not somebhing for Wi'.T.hell* piSr-r. nil lie Matt ice that she has a composer ai'OUxid. After that touching scene in assembly last weeS:, Joe immodiatoly became evoi'y girl's hero, and Millie became the victim of mc..ny envious sighs> It's not that we wish t..' take Joe from her but it^s the principle of the thingj Why can't some of tho othei' fellows lerrn to write son^s to us© Oh, v;oll, we caji't have everything, or can we? OF TBiE OR IN THE D.xYb TFJ.T USED TO BE X Dc ycu romember way back in Dec>ember when? Ro^er Orton wanted a .3-ck Roger suit ^size 18) for Christmasofhe bean wearing it ever since) and Shirloy Baldwin v/as expected to get <x bf:rdoago from old Saint Ni GK{how she user, .jui-'t o leash)o Perhaps you recall a little mcro •'ai.vldly the them.e song^ 3.act October of our bu.oy soniorp<N Yi-v .\nstrjnoe j. Fa Miller--~'''Cood-B;>n Jonah" and Doug M::Xean --'"Wh^.^e or Whjn.":7/G hope yc.a can fa/-uro It outo) R,em'3mber v/hat a surprise it was wher WW re'id that Bar Sope'r- would be seen at the Aui lia Club with Dick An drews one cool October nu^-'ht,, and thai/ Wlll(Flash)Prench was flat on his back due to the fact that ho was trying to catch the eye of a cute 1 ttla blond whioe playing hockey-^he caugnt it alright,! Remember vdien Marty Creesy f j.r^t opened his coffee shop "The C-'-'eesy iiJisH^ and Midge Stanton^ s idea of a 'Vian" v;as anyone who didn^t go to Milne'how about la r^QW, Midge?) Way back at the bsg:ln<~ ning~o'f the year^, Lois Haynor'''s pet am'-* bit ion was to marry a basebal l player and if we knov/ Lois, she hasn^" t changed a bito •^'hink over the favorite bright re-marks • of those snap_y llilnites last Ko— vember, such as Brud Davis^s "V/on't you be my Valentine" and Seely Funk»s "Did you ever hunt q_uail?" Cculd we ever for« get Ed Walker's constant "Whee'' or George Scoville and his Di-die dollo We are more than pleased to note that the Junior girls got their Christmas wish and nov; have boyfrieds who escort them homBc(lucky little devils)« Ah me; sv/eet memories, and junkj >iin't it fun to reminiss. Next fall, we will prcbably be quoting this last issue's bright news-—.Such is lifelS CYNIC'S SCEG Lipstick here and powder ihere, Polish nails and do up hair. Cold-creams, lotions, perfumes, junk Enough to fill a steamer trunk, Fuss and fidget; don't get sore. If st, ckirgs ru ij just "oj^f seme more. Spend your t ime and all your dough. On stv'.tf to get your'-.olf a beau, i.nd wh. t do you got, my friend, a date Vvith a guy who hauls ycu cr^:Lnd in Q crate That ought to belong to the D . A . R » A lad who thinks that all ycu are. Is someone to throw around the place i.ext"wpek for a ^i^tom^ IcTiohS-, p^lrfu-VDtS , J • • • fi l/cr "" Recf^^r^'s polo tz x p / o / t s . ^ c \ / ^Acu^ Car. i ^^ CO.'^