STAFF Elizateth Simmons ^ciitcr-in-chi^f Mary Wirxshurst Associate Editor Lois Nesbitt Senior Editor Hazel Roberts Literary Editors Sylvia Rypins Frances Seymour Girl's Sports Editor Edward Walker Boy's Sports Editor Martin Or'-esy Alumni Editors Douglas McKean Janice Crawford Art Editor Business Department Herbert Marx Business Managers Franklin Steinhardt David Fuld M. E. Conklin Mimeographer Faculty Supervisor —.(Si ••7 THJKK jF THATI :<L. -20 Luu THi. YJii.R ••ever:! ooo'j.u hc;vc ibour.ly proIV this it? T]~iis is our conce^-jtion cl iicd their criticitps of ..'i.inc, lateof tbc -^e-g.-Eine for \hJch you pressed ly. ' : c'o". n the hill you cwi hocr eerire. Tii'S Is e. r^ore econi-iicr.l Dubbit I- of convrrsrtion th' t Itirl you to l .ce.tion conte.inin^^ orrcticclly the re. .le b(:llovc Uv. t they're co-r;)l.', ininr/. ;;)'teri;]. th: t you he.ve he.d in previous issues, ilorever, 'c heve t.dded eoae ner Liste-Dl "I -on't like the cchcdrle fe-etures of interest. this yerr, c.o you?" "I thin'-c the te'C.Ti isn't cioin^- itr bent." "Ii:r:inc, cn esTl^ir. ycer, -e ..re end.e-. vor in^;, to Ezy -'.t t. o t^iouscnd v ordn lon[jl" include soiethin^'j of interest for every student in the school, le heve tried to And, of course v.e ere not above bo sure the.t every schol^- stic cntcr;)risc iin('ing fc.ult - ith our fello^. cle:;se'i..tes. is re.-'resented. You \ ill find you ov.n oc.rticul: r interest somewhere i ::iong Stop .nd think linute. Do you these pr.^'es* li:.:c 'line? 1 ould you 11 ice to Iclv e this school enr' the frienc^s you hf vo Vhv.t policy ' re e follow ing? 1. .ae.fk. hire? Vouldn't you 'niss our s..irll very coTion o n e — to pleese the reeder. c 1' • s n e £, df noes, c.nd r f gul r r g c t~ tog e thVe have tried to coibine ell your sugers. gestions in thi.s issue end present the^^i for your e.p,Tove.l. As this is en exoer.ilnc .^resents unujiual opportunitir.ient, ^e e.s'c you to re£ d it cereful.ly, ies to -leicc friends, V:c heve snell end to refer you criticises to the clrescs, c.nd our ovn student council StGff. governs, \ ith our approve 1, ell the e.ffcirs .Dcrte.ining to the students. D^ In this issue of the Cri:nsor end you realize thi.t the feculty permits us Vhite, you I'ill find 'lilne righ School, to use our o\ n discretion in school e.f- its oeople, e.nd their Ulents. Your volfcirs? \c conduct our ovn dtnces end untery contributions h. ve ..irde this, our socie.l e c tivi tics. first etteinpt, postible. Upon your kind /•s to the tee.r., they ..re coing the bee t they c. .n under the circunste.nces. They iHust s iere their co:.ch euid use the gy n only t ico ee!cly, ^ilso, vc heve r United nu'.iber of boys to choose fro a. In spite of thcfc dj se.rve /ite;.;es you'll find ou.r tc./n oefci. tin^^ others the.t he..ve their oi n corch, gy i, i nd lot of grend -.1,: terir-1. Thin< of the.t! Let's c:. islc'er the !"io ic or : probblen. "ilne h.es t'le longest ve.cetion of eny school in t'lis cistrict, und yet t0'.'c,y 'e're on the se ^le lessons the.t other schools ..re. cont-'nacel in coliKun Z consideration ve rest our laurels." Eliz&bcth Si .1 10ns""'' 33 - continued fro i column 1 Also, re he.ve the cdvenUge of he.ving young tecchers rho use the newest end /.lost eoproved iTiethods of teeching. You'll find then billing to give you extrei e.ttention et e;ny tiinel' Coabine these fe.cts end think theu over. I hope then, you'll reelize hoi fortT'nete you ere to ettend lilne. Think of thntl 11 i zf.be th 11 T-ion s ' 3 "I t h i n k we h a v e a v e r y f i n e team this ye/Lr, end should go through our s e a s o n wanning -aost o f c u r g a m e s . " This o p i n i o n was e x p r e s s e s by C & p t a i n Seeley J^mk o f t h i s y e a r ' s b a s k e t b a l l t e a m . It seem,s that this thought more o r less f i l l s tlie s c t i o o l . The c o n f i d e n c e that was l o s t , through Irst year's disapp o i n t i n g si^oGon, i s r e t u r n i n g w i t h much interest. A f t e r c.rushing v i c t o r i e s over ButhlehL.m Centrcl nigh S c h o o l and St.. J o s e p h ' s Academy in' t h e s e a s o n ' s o p e n e r s The rnciribei'S of the squad were, e n t h u s i a s m and E l i z a b e t h SimnijnS; number one; Frc';..nces t h e s c h o o l i s f i r e d v i L h eagri'ly c.v e i t . i . n f"i buri.. encounters, SejFi'jur, number t w o ; M a r i o n Kosbob, ' • ' I ?, n.?.ger ' ( c i n n e t h L a s h e r h s . s arranged a nuiTibCi- t h r e e ; r n d B a r b a r a Knox, number s c h e d u l e o f e l e v : n g c m e s . Seven of f:)ur. The t e n n i s team was a g r e a t s u c t h e s e . rc. t o ])e p l o y e d a t home r n d four c e s s C o m p e t i t i v e l y and i n s c h o o l i n t e r away. Leonard Fenjamin, vho lent his e s t as seen i n t h e jne t i e d and t h r e e vr.lucd r . s s i s t a n c e , i i l l s u c c cd Kenn»..th s u c c e s s f u l games. next y'-rr. T h e l c i;i i s p r i n c i p c l l y c o m p o s e d o f s e n i o r s , b u t Co c h i.'homas Ryan This y e f r the ^'irl's hockey team s e e m s t o hr v.,. much f r i t h i n t h o s e u p a n d started the seasr.n vdth .Emnual ^^rme c o m i n g s o .>lffomor...s, J o h n n y F i n k , a n ^ Ru.s\^ith S t . Apnes. Th.is r e s u l t e d i n a d e s e l l Jones. Those cn t h e v r r s i t y squad fer t , b u t w a s i m m e d i a t e l y f o l l o w e d by a r . r e : C e p t a i n S e e l c . y .['unk, R o b e r t Text, g r r n d v i c t j : : y .^ver B e t M e h c m Central Jo^m B e r . g l e , Er-. bt\U;) D r v i s , F d g c r H ordHi^'h. B e t l i l e h e m C e n t r a ] , was a l s o h o s t i n g , E d v a r d V . a l k c r , Rich.', r d Grme, R i c h to the Milne r i r l s ' V f j r s i t y team a t a r rd P a l a n d , end c!ir r d Selki rk. The p i ay day i n v l i i c h t h e hjmc team was v i c ttam suffered a d i s t i n c t sc.t b a c k viien t j r i . j u s i n a s e r i e s o f s h j r t h..'Ckey a n d •^rtin Crc.esy \r.s i n j u r e d i n practise. basketbcJl The hockey seasjn He w i l l n o t b<. r . b l e t o p l a y u n t il late e n d e d v / i t h a g a m e a t h/me with Mt. i n t h e s e a c o n . Pleasant in w h i c h t h e opp...nents s c j i ' e d L a s t y e a r I ' o r t h e f i r s t tinrie the Milne g i r l s s b a r t e d a tf^rnnis t e a m w h i c h v:as c o a c h e d b y M i s s l i i t c h c o c k , their a t h l e t i c .Instructor. The season opened v i t h a PiL.rr.c v.ith B(-;thIehem C e n t r a l K i g h S c h o o l i n v h i c h t h e s c o r e w-l.s t i e a . This was o n l y t h e b e g i n n i n g o-£ a s u c c e s s i o n o f v l c b o r l e s o v e r Mt. Flcasr.nb, C a t h o l i c C e n t r a ] , rnd in the f i n a l cont e s t of the y e a r - o v e r Bethlehem C e n t r a l . t h e w i n n i n . ^ g.;c..l. T h e t e a m Y;as mr.de u p •;)f D o m i a V^inshurst, Frances Seymour, E l i z a b e t h S'inmins, V i r g i n i a T r i p p , P a t r i c i a Gibson, Jean McDerm^tt, Mary \\inshurst, Margaret Chcrles, Virginia iMich.)l3;, L i l i r . n Eckel.sh^.mer, Ruth R r s p , L v i s r ^ e s b i t t , and R o c i l l r . R u d n i c k . The r^-c . r d s h . w e d i n . , v.ict-'ry and two d e fec ts. c .nt/inued ^n ii'e.xt pc.ge Uien spring rounds the corner the thoughts of young ' l i l n ' t u s turn lightly to sports. On the docket for active service t h i s spi'ing' i r-' t h r e e varsity s p o r t s , b r s e b a l l , t e n n i s , end g o l f . The vettrr.ns of I r s t y e a r ' s squad are lookin;;; f o r v c . r d t o th^. f i r s t pre c t i s e , oxp e c t c . n t 01 s u c c e s s f u l s e r s o n s i n er c h o f those fields. continued on the next pcge / ^ ^ s W ^ m i f^Mi Ocntinued frrm Brys' A tH.etics rroup. The fellcvs in school ^hat, arc The Crimscn and White nine will not actively int<jrected in ^ny of zht, take the field under the atl^ leadership Gports r^ct tht,ir athletic rccreLt:jon of CaiDtain Robert Taft. Fellows that ciurin.^ thb £'ym periods. It ha.s betn Very earned letters last year and will "be a- interc.sting to note the chaniv-e in the atvailable this season are, Richard Game, titud^, of the "boys takin^' pym, in the John Fink, Krastus Lavis, Douglas McKean, pfiSt fv, VLf.rs. I^oiv the ryni clf.s. cs <'.re Martin Creesy, and James Mc^lure. Mana- foriK thinr; to be looked :"orv.f:rd toj -v.-here ger William Burgess expeots to "base his in the pf:.st the classes havu butn schedule on ten games five to be played ed end shirked. In riiy orinion tiu obat home. The teams that will probably bevious reeson for this chrnf:e is the nev, encountered are: St, Joseph's Acadomy, intr£.-nur;.1 system introduced by Coech Vincentian Institute, Rensselaer High Hatfield. In the fell the: v£.rious honcSchool, Philip Schuylor High School, and roons ple.y teuch footbell fj.'.mes ef^inst Bethlehem Central High School. As the L.ech other. It is Coech Hetfiuld's plcn new field will be suitable for practice to C: rry on this prc^a'CTi throuj.jh-oiit this year, tho team has an excollent v vith inter-h^'j'nc room b. sic-, tb; 11 chanco to make a good shewing rhen they ..nd ^o].ley b''11 contests. This is suptake to the field. le.nent^d by intLr-cl- ss rivolry. In ;-)reli linery to th... versity r-'-'-ts, "hrn One of Milne's most successful the teei.'-i if to p].'y '' t ho^^e, Uk. ,iun:or teams for the past few years has been hi,:h scho 1 cles.SLS ; 1.: yr<'. • les. Th-.se tho tennis team. This season the squad cl: ss tt..'ens itl. t'ivv.n : litt?.e co: chin>' will be minus two of its last year's let- fron so'u': :vienbc.rs ^f t.he v:i-sity. T'.is termen. Captain Edward Walker expects j r /tl.c t v: y in prep: rink' tht.se that, with Seth V/heeler and Earl Good- younr-sters for th^.. vrsity co-ipetition rich for a nucleus the team will be able -.hen they re: ch senior hifh school, to more than held their cwn» Manager Alfred Wheeler expocts to schedule ten Th£t includes ill of the boy's : thmatchos which aro played at Ridgefield lutic for 1957-193B. tvery boy Park, Probably the opposing teams will jn lilne tli t is ohysicelly '..ble to, include Rensselaer High School, Vincen- ^-^.ts : n i.duc tion In sev, r'1 sports. In tian Institute, Albany A cademy for Beys, this v.ey .J.1 th.: b..ys not onJy h: ve ^^-oed and Lansingburg High Schcol. h..-;.ithi'ul c xercise/ bat iec'irn to cojperte end pi;, y in co^rdin' tion \ ith other With all cf last year's Icttermen boys, i.s this is one wf iht •'.'.jor ..bexcopt William Hotaiing available for the -i^ir^ y Ith 'vhich hi^^h schi;els ••'.ust cope, squad, the golf team should have a very teechin^, th>. pupils to copper; i,e \ ith gcod season. Last year the team won •..ncthir, tne sp.;rts in Kilne Hij-h tnree motches and lost three. The mana- i::Qho.)l help it t-;^ r-CCo;:piish its pur - ^se. ^er rnd captain \7ill be electod from last year's squad consisting of, Seeley Funk, Continued froiBirls' .vt&letics. X?.,rtin Croesy, Richard Palj?nd, and John Jeagle. The team expects to play matches rp-,.^ -iris' b^sk^.tbrll ortctioe :)pwith Vincontian Institute, Albany Academy -p ^^t f Movcnoer. [/.K.^k-fcr Boys, Bethlehem Central High School, .. ^ (.j,,^ future, the rirls h-ve -n and the Mohawk School. At the end of the jnV i\!stim-^• nd .,r Viisin\^ch.. dul e v i bh season Milne is always represented in the ct. b^-thl.h..'i CenTroy Invitation Meet for Capital District ^ '-i-re n "lie •• F-c^a-ioi • iv! the high school golf teams. ^^^ ^^hc 'v.U r n/}von If st year's ^ ^ ^ . Tho number of follows included in the four varsity sports form a very „ ^ . Continued in the next column. Eliz^both Pirv^n;-, Fences Sey.. V'r-In: - Tri p, y L'e-. ^on, snail " ' ,, r^ The ci 'tcin if this y-. •. r' s v: rsity 'b-itt. Social Events The 1937-1928 social season of Milne High School began with the senior high reception which was held in the commons. It was a collegiate dahce v/ith music hy Barty Zabin^s orchestra. I'he following week the Junior High Reception was held. The Quin Rush was the next big event. It was held in the small gym and much credit goes to Damia vvinshurst who was in charge. The boy's societies had thoir initiations in November and both Theta Nu and Adelphoi had outings at Thacher Park. Sigma's Rush wqs next in order. It was a grand rush which was enjoyed by all the sophomores, armistice Day was our first vacation of the year. It provided us v;ith a short vacation which was wclcomly received. Thanksgiving Vacation was next. We enjoyed it and liked th4 first touch of cold weather, i^^delphoi and Theta Nu held a now and successful dance, December 11. It was the first formal of the year, and many well known alumni turned out. Of course, our Christmas Plays ended the first semester's social season and we do ov^e the Dramatics Club a vote of thanks for their fine plays. Quin will add another attraction to the Social Calendar when they hold a luncheon for their alumnae during Christmas Vacation. Sigma has an alumnae association now, and they seem to be quite busy with theater parties. The New Year will usher in the mid-year exams. It also brings the Quin-Sigma Dance and the Hi-Y-G.fi.C. and a party for both Senior and Junior High School. When v/e recover from our Mid-Year Exams in the Easter vacation and finally May rolls 'round with the Q/I.S.iw and we have Society Day. Of course you know that Class Night and Graduation come in June followed by the Senior Ball. The very end of the Year will be the Excursion and we'll see you then. Lois Nesbitt »38 4/ PxM College Lifo at Is?.b:lla Thoburn Coll Lucknow, India College] What thoughts and fancies that word "College" holds. Pictures of Degrees] Academical gowns J Professorships and a relaxation from high school's strict code of study. I set out for college with a hap^^y heart, determined to make the best of this ne"^ life and to overcome all obsta,cles. When I first saw the stately pillars of Chand Eagh and recognized Isabella Thoburn College, I said to myself, "Ky life, too, must be straight with no blemish." Everything was strange a,nd confusing,but the friendliness of the older girls, who acted as guides., saved the situation. V In the everting we m^ere taken on a tour of inspection of all the buildings. Although I tried to remember their distinctive feature, I couldn't tell one from wthe other when the campus wa',s viewed from an obse':'vation roof. My mindwas — "~ I looked I saw the Eucalyptus Grove; the in a whirl. While leaves were swayine,' and seemed to be waving a welcome to us. The next day we all listened to the and regulations, and we even had to take a gcnce Test. reading of rules General Intelli- The third day we attended fifteen minute classcs and came to know our classmates. Though the older students teased us until ^^'e couldn't believe a word that they said, we bore up gallantly. All rood thiners must come to an end when we settled down to work, but the memory of the first few days in col-lege will serve to feed "smiling thoughts hereafter," and we will look back to them with a mixture of regret and happiness, glad to progress but sorry to lOGe those days of excitement forever. Beryl David '39 (This is from the Chand Bagh Chronicle Lucknow, India,) published in cws^^vxs I n i l " 0 ..o Skidrixore College >aratcga Springs, N, Y. receinbGr 1937 Dear i,:ilnites. It cortainly does seem queer to be v/riting an alumni letter foi' the Crimson and white, for when 1 in i.lilne 1 al\;ay3 thought cS these' letters as being widtten by older people, Kiglit nov; I I'eol as though I am riglit v/ith you instead of having finished with high school. ./hen I left i.ilne I realized how go8d a school it is and the fine opportunities it offers. Don't let me make you foel"' discouraged about college as it is such a change from high school that you never compare the two cf them., I am at Skidmore and like it very much. If any of you girls are seriously tninking of colleges I surely recomj.iend Skidi'iiore. I am. -Qaking the secretarial course and am planning to bo a big business v.'oman. Notice the "planning" part. That does not imply that I vrill be'one, Instead of lust getting a straight nusiness course I ax.i also studying various culture courses to soe if I like anyr.hing else. The spirit up at school hei'O is so v/onderful, especially for the freshmen. ./hen a now class enters, it is astounding to see how friendly all the girls are. People say "hollo" to y o u v:hom 'ou have never seen or heard of before, and that is so e n c cur aging \/hGn you f e.,; 1 do\/n and cut. I \7ish. to e:-:tGnd my best v/ishes to ev.-'ryono L.ilne for a m.ost suc(^.ossful year» Sine0rely yours, 1-arbara Birchenough •3G GIRL'S ALULiNAS NOTES The girls of last year's class se--m to have centered around tho Mildred Elley School and Russell Sage Coll -ge. Quite often, we see Martha Gordon, Dorothy Harrison, Thelma Segall, and Peg Waterbury from Mildr..d Elley. Then too, if you should visit Russell Sage, you'd be sure to see Millie Hall, Carolyn Hausmann, Barbara Knox, Botte Potter, Virginia Soper, and Jan' Tincher. continued on the n:xt page P^ Vida Benjamin is attending the Katherine Oibbs School, in Boston while her pals, the Bremer twins are quite busy at Albany Business College. Helen Anthony is attending A.B.C. also. We have several working girls too. Lillian Allen, Jean Ambler, and Chris Bayreuther are quite prominent in the business world, and their friends, Carol Louoks and Lillian Walk are studying extensively at Vassar. Ethel Fasoldt at State,Marion Kosbob at Saint Rose are planning to teach school» We hear that Norma Kapewich is up at Skidmore, Betty Iieitch at Simmons, Frances Levitz at William Smith, and Betty Ruedermann at Creen fountain. As you know, Lucille Armstead, Ruth Carwill,Ginny Kelsey, Verna Perkins, Pricilla Simpson, and Jane Weir are taking P.G, courses here at Milne and Grace Gallien is also in the city. BOY'S ALUMNI NOTES As we look into the crystal ball, Wo SGoMilno^s Class of 1937 branching out into the world of knowledge. In the neighboring city of Troy at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute can be found last year's class president. Otto Schaler, as well as, Lowell Gypson, Edmund Haskins, and Kurt Eben. At Union College this year, Herbert Smith, and Leland Beik. we see Warren Knox, Sheldon Bond is a member of the Theta Del^tia Chi Fraternity at Hobart College. Gordon Wendell is enjoying himself, as usual, at Cornell University. Seldon Knudson ia also at Cornell. We find two of our grads carrying on post graduate work at neighboring high Schools. They are Jack Jenkins and Toby VanKeuren. Three of last year's seniors, Merwyn Atwood, Bill Perkins, and Barton Zabj,n,are training for the business world at Albany Business College. Bob Emerick is another college man,and he's working hard at Syracuse. While Bill Hotaling slaves away at Dartmouth,some of his friends are working in the business world. Foster Sipperley, and Winford N-wton are in the Telephone Company, and although we see a lot of him, Gordon Carvill is busily employed also. f c v o s W s Victorit. £xc-inBy L:vrt..nce i ^ s i Y^:rs .f Grrce H<UG;I;, n This b.-:k V,.' v^ t h e b. sis f ..r the ucccs^ "Vict ri- Rf.-:-inL" Br r.c.rits f st- rr Ln-" Holt.n H'.ycs. In sc^ntG tht. ,j\.'.y bruwT. ;it Vict ri chi.r: ctcr. Thi.. v.- P dci'irjittly t^rn t rule, Fr tht. vtry first vhen the uri .le IniptLr i.nf-rMS Prnnccss Vict ,ric she is cMcfcri, sat She tells h^.r . t h c r t h : t r.he vill ri.t sleep v.ith Che •Iv'.ys, duririe' her her tiy 1 n - ' c r , vh.le l.ife k e ^ t en eye n Pt.rlicnent, .-.n^ i f h i l l s \ e r e n t t . her likinr, th'w (.UK'-.n V, .'il'J 11 t si -n the .1. She 'i: de itp The h<-r ATi l i n ' l v.h r- she \ .uld -r, rry. .."•rincG c ; n s r t h. v c.ver, -n'^^de Vict'ri?. he v-i s l i t t l . e l e s G hc; dstr 'r.,- end .m hc.r life. Vict ;ric. inf.luence \ s VL-ry fitr.nr; willed; she nrde up her she h-: ted t • ".lirn; t . . i i i c k l y , L nd V.T,;S tiny chin-'e i t . u l t i i u/h Vict rif the lives f £.n.i s . - u l l , £he r . nin-ted t h e p e . p i e v h .• 1ived 'r.iind her. Jinet Cr..rlcy '33 The v.ind t'"C h.vlinr: o..M;.n the chinney ? nd under the e: ve;^, i';k:in?' the trees si-'h < "cin^it the upr. Inside V:". ' 'yr• J. .• .i ( • I te cr c':lee .nci sm ppcd ii I •• c? y t '.hr. 'r,. , "Y .,u Cv r ' t fr:i rhten us; it' s v r ; '..nd cheery inside .•. n'" y u c; n n.t -""et in." I curlk-d up in ';y ch ir by the. firci.nl •pcned the •f Gr: ce. Bef .-re I h: c'. rc-id very t die f £ r , the i.ire le"cn • vn in' he:.rd : n.ise behinv. me. S "te ne h:^-d pened the d : r. I Ij.ked er/un'^ : nd sev ...f ill pe..ple, J; no •• rd! v.h? : c the her ine A' ry b v k. i.s s n • s I c .uld specvk ;.fter rec.verinr fr m the suri^rise, I told her 'rh:. I ics. She t...ld ne :.ll ut her .A thtr end fi ther '.nd sister, Is. bel, I e sked if i-ndrev '.nd sh(. v.'Uld ret -u rried, but she . nly t.ad me t; reed the b k : nJ find .ut. \ve telked until the cl ck struck nine. She then t Id -^e v :..ul'" heve t - . h .me f .-r ht.r 'i.tliur v uld i -.-rry cb ut her. S.:. she bi^' me r.--:d-bye nd .'-^ Ndiuck end I cuickly be.-Tn t:- rer my b^.k. ,)lLce •iLllilui't n's Gl..ri AIS I.dventure is c't .ut y un-^ . /iventurer vh. f 11 ..vs the tr.- il f Ulyss(us. He tells jf his C rrinne E s '42 thrillin ' ex.'eriences clinhin;- .'i.;unt 01 ynDus, the •••i:nt S the G ds.h''. he svi.-i St...r.v f L uis P; steur rvccntly lead the Hellv sp nt . nd ny ther i.dventures. me t- .' r'uuture v rid f 'icr >bes vhere the rule f "survival - f the fittest" is in full f rcc. R.b;:.rt Stevens n '40 .licr be Hunters by P.: ul de Kruif Gilbert Drncy '40 tells f the pr bl.. .is f-cin : e scientist \.n'\ the h:.rdshi,;s • nd v.rry he h^s t . Cr v^Vd H urs l.y L nr\ ..rth sh vs the thr-.u ;h tnr ;u'h t,. in success. The p :litici.l \ rid : nd the life f l presib reve-Is nev \ ;rlJ \hich ..ne c^.ri /.is-dents .''u^dit^r, ; \hitt H use debutante c-v.'r by 1,^ kih int. c dcr.sc.pe. '.nd bride. D ris H-lmcs '40 R bert Z^ll '40 ^ f l O l ' WHAT A LIFE I One of the best evidences of the depths into ^^'hich our i-iodorn society f.'^.llen is thp.t p:atnering of young people 'cnov;n the d'-^-ncing school. It seei.is the fp.te of luost of the young innocents in this fp.ir city p,nd undoubtedly in most others, to be pounced upon "'ithout uercy at the tender age ?.nd nr.rched off to d^.ncing cl^^^ss, There they are suiDoosed to lose p.ll- r>.wkivardness and lack of poise, and come out finely polished ladies and gentlemen, who Fill from then on feel perfoctly at ease in any situation. There are some, of course, 7mo r.re d...priv.:d of this important education, but they ••\re the untouchables; they -r docmed forev^^r to the ranks of thj str.g line rnd the ^"allflo^'':rs . Let us not talk of theu; thoy arc not even fit to enjoy this voT'ld of ours. Let us turn our attention, insteai to those favored younp: peo^^le ^"ho ^'^'ill so; e day be the creai.i of society. Let U R , for example; m a k e a call uioon "Miss Hester K o b s o n ' s O-'/ncing School for Youm? Ladies and Gent lei.icn." But let us, f i r t, be seated firi.'ily -^.nd finally in the balcony, ^'^hcre, as c".surl observers, our position is safest. We have '\rrived 3arly, nd the only ones there ^re Kiss Hobson hersolf ;^nd Egbert vith the pclasses, v ' h o al^'^'.^ys comes early. E.-^burt is trying' politely to Miss Hobson in convers-^tion but is h'^ving his diffic-Ities, b'cause Miss Hobson's mind is too full 01 ^ . • • . o r r i c s to think of him. Soon the young frentlemen berin to drift in just so many dark suits and v.^hite shirts. The threepiece orchestra f.lso drifts in, and ^rr-'^.nges its selectionns, bcth fev/ in number and rare in vintapce. More young gentlemen arrive; vhere cp.n the femialG miembers of the org.'mization be? But therei' Much gigrlin^ and swishintT of skirts heralds the grand entrance of these blushing beauties, the nride and joy of Miss Hester H obson, Res-olendant in vari-colored taff.:;ta, viih here rnd there a radical in some other m.at er i-'^.l, they enter, shi'-'.ke hands vith Miss H ester by whom they r>re '>.11 cilled dif-furent n^mes than their own, and Ge?^t themselves on one side, of the room, not even awpre of the presence of the young gentlemen, plthou^rh there are -t least fifty of these* The li'.Xt nov: go into a huddle, in their turn completely irrnoring the fair objects across the room.. What cordiality and vrarm.th are displc'.yed by those friendly relationsi Suddenly the liechts g-^o"; di-., the music starts and wc lean forward excitedly and grip the arms of cur chairs, for the groat game of "learning-how—to~dance" has "begun. En masse, the young gentlemien approach the enemiy, and, after careful scrutiny, choose partners. Scm.e of the young gentlem.en seem to have their signals mixed, and have a tendancy to stray in the opposite direction, but are soon straightened out by Misa Hester, v/ho herds themi back into her little fold. Soon every one is d?ncing, little boys, big boys, fat boys, thin boys; chubby girls, stubby girls, skinny girls, girls with glasses* They all look, strangely enough decidely blp.nk of expression, and are not always evenly matched. That couple over there, for instpnce, is very unevenly balanced. The female half, or perhaps we should say three-quaters, seernxs to hpve all the advantage on her side. While over there by the orchectra, the teensy slip of a girl is completely eclipsed by the huge football player who is trying to steer her around the roomi, and wishes ;.he were back on the football fields After a few minutes of this, the music, which never seems to change, stops, and there is a mp„d scr<arable for seats. No^ sooner havQ the dp.ncers had a chance to recuperate, than it starts up again, and once more the young ladies are thoroughly locked over. It. is easy to tell by the boy's appearance v/hoC-t or what, he is seeking, rf he runs up and down, peering eagerly i\t the rows of fem.ale charm.ers, he is locking for that cute blon^ whose toe he stepped on when they ¥SDe comdng in. If he is more thoughtful, no doubt he is trying to pick out the one y/ho would p.ppear to be lightest on his feet. If he is not searching whole heartedly, has one eye on Miss Hcbson and one on the door, he is probably just looking for cousin Susies' daughter Jane, with whom he was instructed to dance* Let us now listen miore closely and try to get the personal side of the theme. There is P apparently a set rule for conversation between partners, no doubt taught by Miss Hester, ^""'hen we weren't here. The typical set of questions p.nd.: ans^^^ers run soiiiething like this. Young Gentleman:-- "May I have this dance?" Young Lady:- "Certainly," or "Yes," or just a gleeful sm.ile of conque^^t. Y. G.:- "My nam.e is John Ellsworth; ^.^'hat' G yours?" Y. L.:- "Mine's Mary Jones'"orth. What school do you go to?" Y. G.:- "I go to High," Y. L.:- "Oh, I go to Skem." (Both of these names are no doubt in code.) After this great outburst of conversation, there is a silence, broken occasionally by a brave p.ttempt on the part of one of those involved to talk p„bout something. "Something" always consists of:-one"the lights; two-the temperature; three-the crorded condition of the floor. four:-Miss Hester Hobson. Add thp.t brings us to the ori^^inator of this ^'''hole scha'-.ie, Kiss H. herself. Where does she fit into this picture? Hiss H. flits pbout, hither and yon, se-in?7 that eve-^yone is happy. This Titanic task seems to bother her not at all. 'Ve v;onder •greatly at Miss Hester's endurance, and, the situalion having become too complex to cope i-ith, ve take our hurried leave feelinfT, as T'^e a:o out, apprehensive as to the future havinp seen some of its veneration. Let him who "^'ill try to disentai^ffi:lo this national problem, and decide what ourrht to be done about it» We wash our hands of this matter. Miriam Freund '39 Friendship Friendship is one of thp priceless possessions of human beinrs. A fruitful friend is ^^ who will accept our .briefs and troubles, he who will try to overcome them with us and the kidd of a person xvho will sho"' kindness and truthfulness to us. Friendships sould .-^ive you a new and bri^rht outlook on life. A person is a friend who knows all about you and still likes you. "If you would have friends, be one," said albert Hubbprd when asked what one should do to increase his friends.. It is a rift to be a.ble to make friends for it takes power to appreciate whatever is noble in another. A person is not useless while he has a friend, nor while he is a friend. Mary 'Vinshurst '38 Dreams by Ruth Van Gaasbeck '41 At nifrht, when rest. my work is through, I p:o Then ,as my eyes the land of dream.s. ver and ruby. become out of focus, I find myself There are silver iridescent livinr thinp:. known, and Then as it silver SQft, trees flows into the r.usic rrrows dance around a mirror is reflected. come the air. like faster^ I rlide pool in which that sway to tiny sil- crimson The walls are draped and is cominrr the room I dance faster white forms with cloth that sparkles sweet music I drift off to dancinr in a roomi of balls hanjTinrr on them like blossoms. an to a chair and in .^lows like a from places a ripplin.T un- brook. back to earth and the spl'endor of the room and faster, and out of nowhere and fro as their voices Then the music :^rows slower, and the fill picture fades, and I find myself in the chair from which it sprang. It's the Animal in Them When your class becomes a bit boring, and jrou've used up all of your naper by playing tit-tat~toe all by yourself, it's fun to gaze around the room and wonder what each person would be if he were an animal. Before your mind (if you have one) your first comparison can be drafted up an argument with can wonder very far, upon hearing "le professeur". Seeley put Surely he would make a wonderful parrot, you think, and so you jot it down on a list. It is surprising started, how for as soon as discussion, on a limb quickly a thing goes once it is Hazel and Wilson have taken over the you immediately picture them perched side by side silhouetted against the moon. It's the owl that is the wise bird, isn't he? At this point, you begin to wonder where you can pick up some more likenesses because it seems that these three are the only ones entering spirations pop out. what he is doing, into the discussion. But soon enough in- If you ask Alfred Wheeler, very politely, he's sure to tell you that he's perfecting a new invention, and you again wonder what you can compare him to. Directly in back of Al, essary see sits Jack Beagle. to exert yourself over him because right away you can that he would make a perfect monkey, that distinctive profile, devil; It isn't nec- not only because of but also because he's such a little always alive and up to some little trick. Continued on next page Then, on down the row, is Jerry Pond ^"ho is pretendin:^. to be sound asleep. I wnnder what would ha.piien if the door ed? Then you'd see that she was only playing open- possom. Just one more glimpse through the last row before the buzzer rings. This reveals Janet Cole smile which is Oh well, giving only returned by that typical it's two more to add hear the buzzer, ing something Doug McKean to the list, that kittenish bull-dog snarl. you say. As you you also can faintly hear the teacher shout- about having a test tomorro"' on this v/ork. But don't let that worry you. Barbara Soper '38 VIRTUES OF LAZINESS The virtue of lazinc-ss consists principally in its effect upon the mind of the idler. In those rare moments when we can serenely tell our work to go to the devil till morning because we just don't want to do it. We feel a sense of triumph. Once more, mind has conquered manner; slavery^ tas given way to the sublime. We stretch out with a feeling of perfect abandon and carefreeness. No matter if skies fall and teachers thunder, today we are definitely NOT going to look at that despised task. Later on, we plan, we shall devote Saturday to it, and set m shop with gallons of ink and reams of paper, but now we are free. The hours of idl.;:ness are spent first in revelling in the sense of freedom,second in seeing what can be done. We read, we drowse (which, by the way, is not as inactive as one might think), or we go out in innocent pursuit of happiness. As a rule, once care is la.id aside, it remains in such state, and does not crop up again. We spend a few hours then, doing something we really enjoy, no matter what. Are the effects good or evil? This is the question. We return to work like a giant refreshed it is true, particularly if we do not often indulge in such a sin. We are fresh and hp.ppy, and if we knew how to whistle, we would. As f c i evil results, the ohly one poesible is too extended proorastination, and the great prinodple of enjoying idleness is is to have only a little taken at ?cong interva-ls. That the art. That is what makes the virtue of idleness: itS 1arity. Bylvia Rypins ^38 '^CETR^ Evening Prayer 0 thou, in whom I take my rest, 'Vhose teachings never cease, 0 grant to thip now tired soul Thy blanket, white of peace. Through all this day my mind has worked It is bent, by burdens, low. So as the evening hour draws near Its cells are working slow. My eyes today have seen deeds done '.Vhich were not done by love 1 ,thank thee that Thou were with me, 0 Heav'n Descended Dove. :iy ears hav'e heard this very day Bloody tocsins ringing; Of far away- yet near. Battle hymns a singing. And much, much more today I've seen, :.:uch more today I've heard. But why should I enumerate Those things which have Thee hurt? Thankful am I, that I may come To Thee thru evening prayer. To lay my burdens at Thy feet. Which gladly Thou wilt share. Now, just before I close my ^yes, Father, I want to say, Among the things I've left undone "ay I perform next day. Janet Clark '39 November The The But The bleak November days are here. skies are dull and dreary, here at Milne where we go, days are always cheery. Football, basketball, soccer, too. It's so much fun to watch them through November's not bad aftsr all So cheer up and be glad it's Fall. Dorothy Signer '42 Meditation Last niffht I meditated, I recalled. And I reflected. No, I decided there was no reason, No reason why you shculd '.ave left me. But you did and You said you didn't care. How could you? Have you no heart?—No conscience? Are you like a cold statue With a body But stripped of all its warmth and inner life? Your heart was hard. Yes, Hard and rough Like a boulder resting; on the edge of a cliff. Mine? Well, mine was like a soft sun flower thriving at the foot of the cliff. My face turned upward admiring you But, You were too hiG;h above me and One day, a new love came and Shoved the boulder over the cliff. It hesitated— then it tottered and fell D o w n — D o — 1 o wn Until finally it landed with great force On the little flower and Crushed it Crushed from it All the light that had,before Burned so radiantly. And— You said you didn't care, Barbara Soper '38 Never explain-your friends do not need it and your enemie' will not believe you anyway. Elbert Hubbard I. l-i <siS — ca V/e thour^ht thrit the students rcald Ice intereRted in the fficulty''g literp.ry ^^tility well P.S their own, STo, they h,'',v6 written these f^.rtioles or. 'd tcpic of their cx-^n ohcioe for your pnioyrnent. I sure you will join the stf-ff our hep.rtiest thnnke. p.nd .rive thoiw The Christrr.R.s period is k universal period of rejoicinn: in which we who are privile.^ed find hap-piness and receive prifts, but it also ourht to hrin.T to us the thour^ht of sacrifice and service, for it is throuirh a personal relation where we stru^rrle to r.ake life better for all of us that real Ohristrnas service corr.es and it is in this spirit that r preet you this Ohristrr.as, A little more helpfulness where we can :rive it, a friendly word, consideration cf the needs of those around us, a rebuildinrr of courage where needed, and a definite purpose on our part to see thpt we brinr no hp.rrr. where"wer we (xo, and so, in this spirit, r wish you a merry Ohristraas. John M* Sayles It is pleasant to r^^flect that we find time to consid^.r the fate of others once a y e a r . At this p a r t i c u l a r Hhristm.as timie with war, armPTnents, depression, u n e m p l o y m e n t , and a host of other ills m p k i n r days anxious and ni.'-ht horrible for so many of the world, it is more than ever urrrent that eachi£ of us try in his own life to exemplify the real spirit of Ohristm.as, CTnly throu.:^h a rrenuine refrard for the welfare of all others can each OhristmiP.s be miade an honest c e l e b r a t i o n rather than an aspiration. Let our Ohrictm.as b e merry in p r o p o r t i o n as we try to miake the Ohristm.as of others merry. Robert ^'^endell F r e d e r i c k , It vas snowing R, sort of slush thp.t dre-iry Sunday night in the middle of Decemrer* Why I should be w^alki n c r 0 s 3 Sixty-Eight Street in the vicinity of Central Park at 9:50 in the evening, I can't remember. Ho^^ever, I do recall quite vividly thr'.t I "vas ^"'atching rcather cautiously four boys ahead of me, who were slinging "ads of slush—nice snowballs, to be sure—'^.t moving objects on the far side of the street. was noticed with As I neared Fifth Avenue, it some concern that the progress of a briskly m.oving derby hat, spinning cane, p.nd sloppong spp.ts was jarringly disintergrateci by what one m.ight call a "bulls-eye," scorod f^om m.y side of the street. I slipped quickly into a door-way, for the derby hat ^."'as now bending toward the sidewalk, the cane'-w,as dropped, and gloves were now slopping in the slush instead of spats. The customer on the far side of the street meant businessi He was going to return the firei The boys had now slipped away, for the same reason thp.t prompted m.y retrep.t^ Suddenly the derby came to an erect position. The glo ^/es were nov; polishing somiething held between the hands. Sm.ooth objects do carry best through the rair, I thought. A street light was opposite me. An arm; ^"^^^.s being raised in line '"^ith the light, and, ultimately, in." line "'ith me. Was I to receive the return fire"? Up went the armi, and baclt. My apparent opponent now had me in perfect lino with his arm p.nd eye. "Another bullseye," I thought, as I nlm^ost felt a bum^p beginning to rise on my forehead. But there was no disch?^rge. J U S T : r smack, followed by a grunt of satisfaction from across the street. That eye had served its owner well. Bf.ck in places it was ready for further shatter-proof duty. The derby m.oved on. Thomias Kins ell a Someone susf?:ested that I v;rite a resum^e of that European trip of m i n e ?^nd limit it to fifty words. Ten words m a k e telegrami, fifty a day l e t ter. As for a cableerrami from. M a r s e i l l e to Chicago, that would cost m o r e than two dinners in London or a weeks' rent in A l b a n y . And I couldn't afford the cablegrami and the Crimson and V/hite can't afford to Rive me m o r e space. May I p,t le'^st say that I had a nice tim.e in Ireland? G r a c e M car tin On the Labrador Icebergs at Battle Harbor Battle Harbor is the most easterrx point of North America. The coast is treeless, gray and bleak, and the water is dotted with icebergs cn their melting trip southward. As passengers, we were taken from our large ship in sm.all boats to the dock. Here we found we could rent a fishing boot to take us for a clcse-up of an iceberg in the inner harbor. Youthful Charlie Smith was engaged to shew us the sight. "I've never been off the Labrador," grinned Ohfvrlie, displaying the few teeth which poor diet left remaining in his m.outh, "It's a good life, Sealing in the spring, getting fish past counting in the cumm.er and trapping furs wintertime. It's the bent life you can get ati" Charlie gave us this cheerful view of northern life, while he steered his boat across the bay. Within a few feet of the iceberg, it seemed long and narrow, rising like a m-ountain with one point about a third of its forty feet length. Fncircling the isljj.nd of ice, the opposite side proved to be coneave, faced with gorgeous acquamarine blue, with a few streaks of rose, in the startling whiteness. The air tinccled sharply. A mjathem.atician ."fudged that we were gazing upon one eighth of three hundred thousand tens of ice. All around "'ere sm.aller icebergs that had chipned off the big one. "Icebergs are frozen spring water," said Charlie," and folks gather pieces of them for cool drinks and such like." V/hen we returned to shore, our places were taken by another bcatlQB.d. The ship's purser was on hand by. tha.t tim.e, and ^"'arned everyone that they ventured close to the iceberg at their o^n risk, The ice had reverted during the night, increasing the danger of its breaking up enti:^ely. In such a ca.se, anyone near it "'ould be draWi under the water without a chance of being rescur-^d. Such information added to the escitemient of g-3tting chumjny with an icebergi Ann Barsam In my Europe^,n trp.vels, I found the ri'-^.tives most anxious to practise their skill in English; Kiss Orooks f.ccompanied me in Paris to buy h rev; h^t. She explp.ined in French my needs; the salesIp.dy "brought me many sp.mples. Finally I tried on the most desirable 'ind turning to Miss Crocks said: "This brim if too bread." "Ah" replied the French-;^oman in perfect lish, "too broad? I '^'ill bring you one rith a broad brim." Engless In a hot'-l in Germany in v-hich "-e ^'.'ere expected ^"e found this item on the menu: "drumstik of calf". In S^'atzerland, '^'hen I least desired to havo it so, I found this sign on tho elevator: "Out of Fork". Katharine E. Wheeling I 'Vanted a Book I set out this morning, my s i-rviette under my arm and my carte de l.^.cteur sr;curfely ziinp-red in my purse. It is no triflinp- matter to be reader 21357 in the Departement des imiorimes of the Bibliothsque Fationale: the Governiuent of the UnitL;d States is behind me, in thr n-rson of its aiab.-^ssador, to gUr-r-^^ntee that it vill replace any volume that I mipht defac3, m.utilpte or lose. TiT)toein£T into the famo\is building of th--; rue d- Pichelieu, I f-5lt a little nervous as the attendant at th door of the salle de lecture scrutinized' the sioectacled gun-moll pictur'-d on my c^rt.; de lectur---. Satisfied th-^t the original miatcn/d the re^'roduction, the stout monsi-^ur with th.. beaver handed me a y sli^. of paper, un bull tin, r.nd l=t me in« It appeared one "vas to vrite nam^ and rddrcss on le bulletin, --^Iso the numb-:r of th .. sept one chos.,- in the r .^.ding-roomi, th :n criv. it up to the Pur f-au* One did. In .xchange one '"'ould r jceiv-' mor bull -tins, according to the side of th 3 room on spt in. Gr .en stood for the rip-ht ^^^inff, so prreen it Enfin, the end se^-med ncar» I took off m,y hat and coat, left them .-^t my seat and ^-vent in search of the c^\rd catalofrue. Oh ^^-ell, skip it, as thL;y spy au cinema. Aft rr an hour I came back to th,.: Eur-^u, footsor and grii^y but ready to dryland Histoire de 1'Education d'..s F<:-iames :n France par Ipul ^ousselot, Oidi-^-r et Oir:, no. Y 37498, in 8 , by virtU'- of my gr en bulletin. A s ~;V'--re-lockinn: P'-rson p,t th ; desk examined my fiche sur toutes les coutres, stamped it. I offered it te a rnechp^nical dpvico tha,t ii;)LUcked it in "^reediiy; it was seerx more. cl I went back to my seat and I waited and I Waited. An hour' paf^sed; attendants Iroup-ht arm— fuls of books to the rirht and left of me. I went back to th^:? bureau, whispered my complaint. -Un peu cJe patience, mademoiselle, on r ^'ooupe de vouR r Repeated the procedure at half—hour intervals. At the end of the third hour I received ci white slip of paper, the back was in use; -Put if mademoiselle would like^ to reserve the book, there is- a pink bulletin for morninps, a bluf^ one for afternoons, a pale yellow one.,.,,,^. Mademoiselle fled for the nearest bistro and a cafe noir. ZutI' tomiorrow I'll stop chez Oourville and buy that satane livre. H. M. Cfrooks llt's been an interestinr experience for me all fall to notice the changes that have occured in Milne since r started here. ciom.e of them had be.^un while r was here, auch as starting: the newsp^.per, and riris's varsity^ and th^ interHt'ociety pance, and Ticre have taken place since I left. May Milne keep on rrowinp and improvinp-. N. Hannay One of the most interestinr: activities that I, hp.ve ca,rried on this year hcis been the rivinr: of the l^eashore Musical Tests to the members of my eighth year home room. These tests which hp.ve b>een developed and standardized by Professor Jeashore of the University of I'owp, hp.ve as their purpose the determination of the amount of musical ability a person possesses. They test six different phases :)f thi.'^ ability; namely, pitch, rhythm, intensity, time, harmony and tonal memory. The tests are recorded Victrcla, records which are playp-d while the students listen and write their answers. At present all of the results are not complete, but indication are that r have several people who are fer above average in m.usical ability. I sincerely hope that all these lucky persons will be able to t a k e music lesdcns and develop thp ability w^hich has boen given to them. Oarleton A. Moose <