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T h e school possesses, f u r t h e r m o r e , e x c e l l e n t l a b o r a t o r y e q u i p m e n t f o r w o r k in science; is f u r n i s h e d w i t h a g y m n a s i u m , w h i c h offers a m p l e opportunity for physical training and athletic development; maintains t h r o u g h t h e pupils f o u r l i t e r a r y societies and a school p a p e r ; a n d a w a r d s nine gold m e d a l s f o r p r o f i c i e n c y in t h e v a r i o u s studies. Catalogues and information concerning admission or the courses of s t u d y will be sent t o a n y address u p o n a p p l i c a t i o n t o t h e P r i n c i p a l . Correspondence is solicited. WILLIAM B. A S P I N W A L L , PH. D . , Principal. Please mention^'•TheCrimson andWhite^' tU Crimson and (UMte No. 4 APRIL, 1906 VOL. I I Xitetar^ The Sophomore's Complaint I p r a y y o u , k i n d r e a d e r , do not pass me by, B u t h a r k w h i l e m y s t o r y t o tell y o u I'll try. Y o u r comfort and sympathies keep v/ell i n store A s y o u list t o t h e t a l e of t h e p o o r Sophomore! T h e F r e s h m e n are l e a d i n g a w o n d e r f u l life. T h e y w e r e t e a s e d a t t h e first but 'twas just merry strife; A n d n o w t h e y are p e t t e d a n d p a m p e r e d b y all A n d teachers stand ready to help w h e n t h e y call. Now, l o o k a t t h e Juniors, H o w happy their days! T h e i r w o r k is half t h r o u g h — t h e y ' r e d e s e r v i n g of praise. T h e i r social e n g a g e m e n t s are n o w just begun. Of t i m e t h e y h a v e p l e n t y for frolic a n d f u n . A n d of course, t h e s t a i d Seniors are q u i t e satisfied. I n t h e m s e l v e s a n d their w o r k t h e y t a k e a j u s t pride. T h i s credit a n d h o n o r t h e y ' v e n o w r e a c h e d a t last. T h e y give not a thought to the y e a r s t h a t are p a s t . department B u t t h e life of a S o p h o m o r e is no happy dream! It is b r i m f u l of trials, for does it n o t seem T h a t t h e seed, w h i c h h a s b e e n so recently sown, I s e x p e c t e d at once t o h a v e s p r o u t e d a n d grown.. B y m a n y d e a d l a n g u a g e s w e are oppressed A n d b y difficult p r o b l e m s g r e a t l y distressed; O u r h e a d s are filled f u l l of rhetorical lore; T h e n do y o u n o t p i t y t h e poor Sophomore.. G . C L O V E R , 'O8. Laura's Easter Hat " I like t h i s h a t w i t h t h e p i n k roses here near t h e f r o n t of t h e c a s e , " said S a d i e R o w e , as she w i t h t w o o t h e r girls s t o o d l o o k i n g o v e r t h e n e w E a s t e r h a t s in t h e m i l l i n e r y d e p a r t m e n t of a large store. " O h , I t h i n k t h a t fine w h i t e s t r a w in t h e corner w i t h t h e l o v e l y F r e n c h silk lilacs a n d w h i t e s a t i n r i b b o n on is m u c h p r e t t i e r a n d I k n o w it w o u l d be v e r y b e c o m i n g to me. I h a v e h a d m y e y e on it f o r some t i m e a n d I r e a l l y m e a n t o b u y i t . " T h i s w a s s a i d b y Clara Pierce w h o w a s a girl of w e a l t h y I04 THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E parents and who lived in the city. She knew she could have t h a t hat if she wanted it. But the third girl was silent. She too wanted the dainty hat in the corner. Laura Gage had set her heart on buying that very hat to complete her new spring suit. B u t if she bought that hat she could not go home for the week's vacation. She could not ask her father for the extra money because it took so much t o send her to this college. School work had kept her at college during the last vacation and w h y not use the same excuse now ? Laura thought she must have that new hat for the tally-ho ride given just before the girls would start on their homeward journeys. The next day Laura bought the beautiful hat in Shaw's Department store and proudly t o o k it home. But for some reason or other, scarcely known to herself, she told no one of her purchase. " I will write just a day before Easter that I can't possibly come home this time." This was not a very quieting conclusion at which to arrive. " W e l l , I can't go home now. I have spent m y carfare. I almost wish t h o u g h — O h , w h a t fun we will have on that ride! I won't be at all behind the other girls and I won't have to stay all the evening in this room and miss it either." " A letter for Miss G a g e , " announced the preceptress one morning. Laura took it to her room and opened it, half fearing t o do so. " I t will probably say something about how very dreadful it would be if I did not come h o m e , " she muttered. Evidently mother was very busy for the letter w a s short. " D e a r daughter, W e are waiting as patiently as possible for Saturday night. B e sure and write in time for us t o get your word before y o u start. Father will meet y o u at the station. Oh, I am so glad y o u are coming this time, since we have not seen y o u in so long. I have some lilacs which will be out by Sunday. There! I was going t o surprise y o u with them. Love from Father and Madge. Your loving mother." Laura threw herself into a chair and sobbed passionately, "Oh, how could I be so wicked! I w a n t t o go home and now I can't. Oh, I am punished, I can't bear i t . " For some minutes Laura cried herself out and then she suddenly sprang to her feet. " I will do it, I will! I will wear m y old hat if I have to trim it with rabbits and egg-shells. I am going h o m e . " Her room-mate was astonished. " W h y of course y o u are going home. A n d your hat is v e r y pretty I am sure." " T h a t hat is not mine, I am as bad as a thief. B u t I will explain later. Don't speak t o m e now." A letter was soon on its w a y t o t h a t distant home. It was indeed the letter for which they were waiting. Laura started out on a w a l k a few hours later with a large b o x in her hand. She found her w a y t o Clara Pierce's home and humbled herself t o tell Clara all about her temptation and how sadly she had yielded. She begged Clara as a favor to buy the hat of her. In the end Clara took the hat a n d Laura went b a c k t o the I04 T H E CRIMSON AND W H I T E college. She had learned her lesson and it had been severe. She knew she had also gained a true friend. " I t is almost time for them to come, dear, I know they will hurry home for Laura will be so anxious t o see her mother and sister. It seems so long since we have seen her. Here t h e y " W e come, we come," sang a clear, merry voice which made mother and sister rush t o open the door and with outstretched arms welcome the prett]'" college girl. " O h , " said Laura after Sunday service. " E a s t e r means so much. W h a t if I had gone on t h a t miserable ride!" "MARY ADAIR," '07. A Visit to a Chinese Theater One of the most interesting places in cosmopolitan New Y o r k is the dingy little Chinese theater, situated in the very heart of Chinat o w n on Doyers street. A n y night except Sunday, the curious American, b y paying seventy-five cents, m a y enter and in a short time acquire an excellent idea of the Chinese drama. The interior of the theater is a hot, dirty little room filled with rows of wooden benches upon the backs of which the Chinamen perch. Kitchen chairs covered with dust half inch thick, and a rickety railing around a platform at the right of the house form a b o x reserved for white visitors, to which we are conducted. Through the haze of the cigarette smoke, we are greeted with a sea of stolid yellow faces, all gazing fixedly at the stage while a little Chinese boy m a y be seen going up and down the aisles w i t h a tray upon his head, selling cigars and Chinese confections t o the audience. B u t let us turn our attention t o the play. The stage is small and there is no curtain. A few tables, benches, and a half-open window through which one sees a branch of plum blossoms, comprise the stage settings; other surroundings are t o be furnished by the imagination. W e are told t h a t domestic and milit a r y plays are produced alternately, but no white m a n has ever been able to distinguish between them, or has ever had any inkling of their meaning except that they deal principally with the vague and obscure history of the Celestial K i n g d o m . The bulletin, printed in English for the benefit of visitors, often presents some such startling name as " T h e Sublime Reign of the Sanctified Devilfish, or Beneath the Light of a Thousand Pale Green Moons," but w h a t connection the title has with the play is a m y s t e r y . A play is continued from night t o night, and often runs for a month. T h e female parts are t a k e n by men and are often admirably portrayed. The costumes, in sharp contrast to the dark surroundings, are usually magnificent, rich silk and h e a v y embroider}'" presenting a dazzling appearance. T h e parts which are unbearably long, are recited in a high monotonous voice, pierced at intervals by the orchestra which sits in the rear of the stage. V e r y few motions are m a d e and the faces are perfectly expressionless. The orchestra fills one of the more important parts in a Chinese play. E v e r y change of manner, of mood, every different scene and climax, has an appropriate accompaniment which serves to guide the imagination of the audience. If the comedian makes a remarkably funny T H E CRIMSON A N D W H I T E 74 p o i n t , t h e s q u e a k y fiddles a n d t h e g o n g s e m p h a s i z e t h e f a c t b y a n unusual b u r s t of m e l o d y w h i c h a t t i m e s is deafening. In the pathetic scenes t h e sing-song w h i n e of t h e leading l a d y is s u p p l e m e n t e d b y a w a i l i n g fiddle, b u t it is n o t u n t i l t h e villain prepares t o m e e t his f a t e or some other e q u a l t y e x c i t i n g c l i m a x is r e a c h e d t h a t t h e m u s i c i a n s l a y aside their cigarettes, g r a s p their i n s t r u m e n t s a n d g o t o w o r k in earnest. T h e n a r a p i d crescendo is m a i n t a i n e d in w h i c h t h e fifes a n d drums, t h e r a t t l e s a n d g o n g s all t a k e an a c t i v e p a r t . J u d g i n g f r o m t h e i n t e n t expression of t h e a u d i ence, w e suppose t h i s t o be t h e clim a x , b u t little m o t i o n is visible on t h e stage. T h e players, in spite of t h e deafening noise, are c o m p l a c e n t l y s q u e a k i n g their p a r t s . But there is a slight m o v e m e n t on t h e p a r t of t h e audience, e v e r y Chinam a n leans f o r w a r d , a n d t h e n c o m e s a burst of s o u n d w h i c h for v o l u m e a n d v a r i e t y c a n n o t be described. E v e r y conceivable noise c o n t r i b u t e s t o t h e din, all t h e largest g o n g s are called i n t o a c t i o n , d r o w n i n g a t i n t e r v a l s the a w f u l horns, t h e d r u m s , t h e fife, t h e t o m - t o m s Horrors! W i t h our h a n d s o v e r our ears w e h a s t e n f r o m t h e p l a c e , u p t h e sloping aisle, a n d rush w i l d l y o u t u p o n t h e cool d a r k street. Surely such an experience is not likely t o be soon f o r g o t t e n , a n d , as a rule, one visit here will suffice, for t o t h e A m e r i c a n , one p l a y is e x a c t l y like another. If y o u h a v e a desire t o witness s o m e t h i n g t r u l y q u a i n t a n d foreign, I can direct y o u t o no b e t t e r place t h a n t h e little Chinese t h e a t e r on D o y e r s street, b u t unless y o u have remarkable endurance a n d no nerves, y o u r first visit will be y o u r last. KATHARINE PARSONS'07, The Lost Composition S e v e r a l girls were g a t h e r e d in t h e school r o o m t a l k i n g e x c i t e d l y . " W h a t ' s the matter, girls?" said E d i t h L a w t o n , coming up t o the g r o u p a n d t h r o w i n g her a r m affect i o n a t e l y across Helen A r m s t r o n g ' s shoulders. " J u s t think, Edith," replied one of t h e g r o u p ; " P r o fessor J a m e s has offered a b e a u t i f u l g o l d m e d a l t o t h e girl w h o w r i t e s t h e best c o m p o s i t i o n , of n o t m o r e t h a n f o u r h u n d r e d w o r d s , on a t o p i c of her o w n choosing. Isn't t h a t j u s t t o o splendid for a n y t h i n g ? a n d y o u ' l l surely t r y , w o n ' t you?" " O h , y e s , E d i t h will t r y , " said m e r r y - f a c e d Sophie A r n o l d . " E v e r y o n e k n o w s E d i t h ' s abilit i e s , " a n d " E d i t h w r i t e s t h e best c o m p o s i t i o n s in t h e c l a s s , " " S h e ' l l surely w i n t h e p r i z e , " c a m e f r o m t h e o t h e r girls. " W e l l , " said m o d est E d i t h , her cheeks rosy at t h e praise, " p e r h a p s I s h a n ' t w i n t h e prize, b u t I m e a n t o t r y , a n y w a y . " While this conversation had been going on, a d a r k - e y e d girl sat in a corner of t h e room, a p p a r e n t l y deep in her studies, b u t in reality hearing e v e r y w o r d . Her n a m e w a s Elsie S m i t h , b u t t h e girls called her " C l o u d y , " on a c c o u n t of her surly disposition. She m a d e f e w friends, a n d m o s t of t h e girls held aloof f r o m her. T h e girl she disliked m o s t w a s E d i t h L a w t o n , p r o b a b l y b e c a u s e she w a s s u c h a g r e a t f a v o r i t e , and she t h o u g h t : " I w o n d e r if I c a n ' t w r i t e a b e t t e r composition than Edith and win t h e prize a w a y f r o m h e r . " While these u g l y t h o u g h t s were o c c u p y ing her m i n d , the bell r a n g a n d ever3^one r u s h e d t o t h e i r seats. A f t e r t h i s t h e prize c o m p o s i t i o n w a s t h e g e n e r a l topic of c o n v e r s a tion, a n d a t a n y hour in t h e d a y , I04 T H E CRIMSON AND W H I T E a girl might be seen, head in hands, thinking busily. A b o u t a week before the day on which the compositions were t o be handed in, Sophie Arnold and Helen A r m strong, coming into the school room found Edith L a w t o n in tears. " W h y , Edith, w h a t ' s the m a t t e r ; tell y o u r own Sophie w h y y o u are weeping." " O h , dear! Oh, dear," sobbed Edith, " m y composition is gone; I can't find it anywhere, and there isn't time t o write a new one, and now I haven't the least possible chance of winning the prize." Sophie immediately communicated this dreadful news t o the other girls, and before very long it reached the ears of Professor James. He inquired of E d i t h how she lost it, and she explained t h a t she was sure she had left the rough copy in her desk the night before, intending t o copy it the next day, and it was nowhere t o be found. A search was made, but in vain, no composition was visible anywhere. Finally some one whispered t h a t perhaps Elsie Smith had t a k e n it, since she had seemed so anxious to win the prize. This was certainly an uncharitable thought, but schoolgirls, no matter how good they are, must have some one t o suspect. The whisper was carried from one ear t o another, and poor Elsie was looked on w i t h more disdain than ever before. On the eventful day. Professor James' three-year-old girlie came rushing into the school room w i t h something in her hand. "Oh, fader," she exclaimed, " s e e the pitty birdie's nest, w h a t I found on the gwound, and it has little white sings in i t . " The Professor looked closely at the " l i t t l e white sings," and giving a surprised ejaculation. he said a few words t o his girls, and soon they were laughing and crying together. The t r u t h of the matter was, the rough copy had been left on the desk near an open window, and Mrs. Robin, thinking it very good material for her nest, had utilized it. Elsie Smith w o n the medal, and her composition was so splendid that it won great admiration from the girls, w h o found she could smile very sweetly when praised, and profited b y their discovery. T h u s poor, innocent Mrs. Robin caused a great deal of trouble. GALE, The Influence of Music Few of the arts, t o the study of which men have devoted their lives, have so great a range of influence as music. Unlike the other arts, music has great influence over animals as well as over m a n . Let us notice t h e influence which music has upon the lower order of animals, for instance, the snake. A l t h o u g h it is c l a i m e d t h a t a snake's power of hearing is very limited, nevertheless, this fact, t h a t a snake will lie perfectly rigid b y the hour when an instrument is p l a y e d v e r y s o f t l y — i s known, showing t h a t music has an influence quite unique Considering the animals claimed by m a n y people t o be the most inteUigent, we come t o the horse and dog. How m a n y people have not noticed the proud and graceful bearing of a horse w h e n following a band! A t t h a t m o m e n t even an old horse forgets his years and infirmities and prances about like a y o u n g colt. Is t h a t not a proof t h a t music awakens in him a remembrance of his more y o u t h f u l I04 THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E days ? A n d the dog, have y o u not seen m a n y which would sit by the hour listening to music? I once had a dog which at "'the first note of a piano w o u l d — i n ' t h e language of the v u l g a r — h o w l despairingly, but I was always positive in m y own mind that music awakened in the dog a longing t o show his appreciation of the beautiful. W h e n Paganini, the great violinist, made his first bow before t h e public, remarks were made concerning his unattractive appearance. B u t , at the first strains brought forth from the violin by t h a t master hand, few there were who would have denied his claim t o b e a u t y , so powerful was the influence of his music. It is also told of this great man, that, by his playing, he could control the very motions of his audience. Perhaps the greatness of music m a y be best explained by the old Greek saying, " T h e mother of poetry is music, the mother of music is rhythm, and the mother of r h y t h m is God." E. RUTH B O Y C E '07. A Tardy Invitation " S a y , fellows," cried Harry Landor, as he came down the staircase of the high school, " t h a t tormented H. Club is going to meet with m y sister to-night." " W h o told y o u s o ? " " O h , sis has been as good as pie for a whole week; I knew something was up or she wouldn't have been so sweet. Sure enough, this morning she put on her company smile and asked me if I would mind spending the evening with m y chums, as she was going to entertain the H. Club." " U m p h ! " grunted R o b Helmer. " T h o s e girls are precious 'fraid of themselves. I wonder what H. means." " H e n , of course; nothing but a bunch of silly girls," answered Bert Davis. " I s a y , " said Harry, "those^girls have played smart long enough. I ' v e got a plan. Y o u know those mice down at old Martin's store? T h e y ' v e got invisible wire in them and will run and squeal when y o u pull a wire. We'll get some of them, and when sis isn't looking I'll put them in a dark corner of her room w i t h the wires out of the windows. W h e n those girls get in the room we'll pull the wires and m a k e the mice play about the floor. If they run out of doors and see us, we can say that we have stopped t o see w h a t the noise was a b o u t . " " A g r e e d , " said the boys, and they separated until night, Harry going after the mice, which he later put in his sister's room. A b o u t eight-thirty o'clock, the members of the H. Club were gathered in Mamie's room for the purpose of adding another resolution to their list. " H o w m a n y have w e ? " asked one. "Thirteen." " O h , dear! that is an unlucky number. Let us ask the boys t o help u s . " "Pudge! Ethel, you're getting superstitious. Boys can't help us; they are useless creatures," cried Beth. Just then six mice began playing about the room. I v a saw t h e m first, and, jumping upon the sofa, screamed " M i c e ! " w i t h all her might. The other girls rushed out of the house and ran pell mell over the boys. I04 THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E " H e l p ! Robbers! Fire! P o l i c e ! " they cried in a deafening chorus. " F o r goodness' sake, girls! Stop that noise; you'll have the whole town here in a m i n u t e , " cried Harry. The boys went up to the room and made a pretense of killing mice, but in reality put t h e m in their pockets for future use. When the girls entered the room they exclaimed, " W e cannot t h a n k y o u enough! W e will let every one of y o u join our club! " " T h a n k s , " said Bert, "What's its n a m e ? " " O h , it's the Hilarity C l u b . " " A w f u l l y hilarious a moment ago, weren't y o u ? " P . S . — T h e boys joined the Club. JEANNE W. B E N D E R , 'O8 Illustrated Books Very frequently people, especially young people, upon t a k i n g up a new book, look immediately to see if it is illustrated. A n d often before commencing t o read the book, they form an estimate of its value and interest from the pictures which it contains. Many times have thoughtless persons picked up a good book w i t h the intention of reading it, a book which would stir their minds and lead them to think (much t o their own benefit) and have t h r o w n it down again, with the exclamation, " O h , I don't believe I shall read it after all. The pictures are all so stupid or u g l y ! " A n d thus the good which the author m i g h t have accomplished has been prevented by the unskilful, or worse, incomprehensive work of his illustrator. One who attempts t o place before the reader the idea of the author in a more vivid and tangible form, should feel himself positively guilty not to have previously imbued himself with the idea he is t o represent, to have seized the spirit, and t o endeavor most earnestly to present it in its true and intended significance. There is an artist, very popular at the present day, whom m a n y find most disappointing. This is H o w ard Chandler Christy. All of his work, up to, perhaps a year ago, was fine, in the very best sense of that word. But of late, it has become almost crude. His perspective is very poor, too, in some of his latest drawings, and his " G i r l s " seem t o have lost m u c h of their old charm of delicacy and refinement. Half the pleasure, for some at least, is marred or made b y the illustrations, and they would m u c h prefer to read a book with no illustration, to one whose illustrator was out of s y m p a t h y with it, or who made no attempt to present true pictures, only sending in drawings to the publisher in return for his check. A. E, STUART, 'O8 The Indian When we mention the Indian we naturally think of a person, stoical, undemonstrative, and utterly devoid of emotion and humor. B u t , for the most part, such ideas are erroneous, for the Indian is as sensitively and delicately organized, and as capable of affection, as are any of his white brothers. The fortitude, which is often spoken of as characteristic of the Indian, is not inbred, but is acquired. From his earliest moments, the I04 THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E young Indian is taught t o keep his feeUngs and desires well under control, and one of the first lessons he must learn is t h a t of overcoming difficulties. So, while y e t a very small lad, he is sent out alone to procure food for the family, even at the risk of his life. If he is successful great demonstrations of joy are shown; if he is not successful he is greatly humiliated and ridiculed by his fellows, but is given another trial. The five senses of the Indian are unusually acute, especially hearing and smelling, and these are further developed b y his wild manner of living. He studies nature as we study books. He is keenly observant of the habits of birds and animals about him, and imitates them all in his play. When the Indian comes into our schools, the training of his previous years enables him t o persevere in his studies, although they m a y be irksome t o him. It is only as he comes into our schools that we really understand him. It has been shown t h a t , contrary to w h a t might be expected, he takes readily to the dramatic side of everything. The Indian is naturally of a musical disposition, and education serves to bring out this trait more clearly. W i t h patient and careful instruction he is capable of becoming a well-trained musician. W h a t he has been able to do in this respect is shown by the fact, at the St. Louis Exposition of 1904, the Haskell Indian Band, comprised of young Indian students, whose leader was a composer of music as well, after competing with all the other bands present, received the highest honor. Indian music, while very different from ours, is no less beautiful, or expressive. Great efforts are now being made to teach this in the Indian schools, t h a t the music of their race m a y not become extinct. Within the past week the last tribes of the Indian confederacy have been dissolved; the Indian has received p a y for his land, and is henceforth an American citizen, and must be treated as such. Heretofore he has been rewarded or punished as a tribe, but now he must stand on his own merits as an individual. GERTRUDE C. V A L E N T I N E , '08. Before the Curtain Rises Helen and Beth, juniors,ushering at a comedy played b y their Society. Mary, stage manager; Carrie, a sophomore who is t o t a k e part. B e t h (who lives out-of-town, and coming in on an early train, waits impatiently for her chum's a r r i v a l ) — O h say Mary! how are the girls getting on? Are they all here ? M a r y — Y e s , they're all here but Carrie Jones and she's just about the limit! She's kept me on pins and needles all the time we've been rehearsing and now she's late. I told all the girls to be here by t w o and she hasn't made her appearance y e t . Helen come y e t ? Dear me! I shall be perfectly delighted when this arrangement is over. B e t h — H e l e n ' s not come and I begin t o fear her brother T o m ha? spoiled her dress,—and it wa? such a beauty! M a r y — W h a t color? B e t h — W h i t e , with cream lace and pale green ribbons. Isn't shf a dear to wear her Society colors' I04 T H E CRIMSON AND W H I T E Mary—Goodness! w h a t under the sun do y o u call t h a t racket ? So long, Beth, wish y o u luck w i t h y o u r ushering. (Starts off on a run but calls b a c k over her shoulder) The programmes are up on the window-sill in the hall. B e t h — O dear me! if this pulls through, m a y b e I'll recover some of m y lost sleep. It's been nothing but go t o committeemeetings, see t o buying this and t h a t for scenery, going to the caterer's or florist's; and b y the time I got ready for m y lessons, I felt like going t o bed. But that's not the w a y to behave when people know y o u t o be a happy-go-lucky junior. (The door opens and Helen rushes in, t o be seized b y Beth) Oh, y o u dear girl! I thought y o u ' d never come. W h a t kept y o u so long? Where's y o u r dress? Helen (breathlessly)—Tom and Fido made short work of it. I laid it out on the bed so I could dress in a hurry, when Fido discovered it and pulled the lace t o smithereens. T h e n T o m appeared and chased him down. Fido made for the cellar with m y waist and T o m followed. A beautiful game of ball followed and this old rag is the consequence. Jiminy, Beth, there's a job for you! I'll be with y o u in just a minute. And, say, here's a rose Jack sent y o u for good-luck. B e t h — ( w a l k i n g up to an old gentleman and his wife who were evidently m a k i n g their first entrance to a High School in several years)—Good-afternoon, we're very glad to see you. W e hope y o u will enjoy our efforts at entertaining the public. Old Gentleman (gruffly)—Can y o u give us a front seat, please. My wife has weak eyes and she is especially desirous of seeing A n n act. B e t h — C e r t a i n l y . It's good y o u came early, for y o u can now choose just which one y o u w a n t . Come this w a y and I think you'll be pleased. (Hurrying back t o the door, she meets a crowd of noisy y o u n g people) Good-afternoon. Come this w a y and I'll give y o u a good place. Helen (rushing up to B e t h after a few busy minutes) Jiminy! there are t w o fellows down-stairs without entrance tickets. Charles wants t o know if we'll let 'em in. W h a t do y o u say? B e t h — W h y , of course, let 'em in! W h a t are t w o fellows more or less, a n y w a y ? The more the merrier, as far as I know (and smiles sweetly at a school-boy across the room). H e l e n — A l l right, then, but I'll tell 'em t h e y owe it t o you. B e t h — D o n ' t y o u dare (but Helen has departed). M a r y — F o r mercy's sake, Beth, Where's Helen? Carrie hasn't come and Helen shall simply have t o t a k e her part. B e t h — T h e n what'll I do? M a r y — T h e r e are only ten more minutes before the curtain rises and surely y o u can manage till then. Oh, hooray! here comes Carrie now. (To Carrie) It's a wonder y o u ' d come at all. Did y o u think we really needed y o u ? I ' d like to give y o u a good shaking. Do hurry, now. C a r r i e — I ' m sure I have done nothing to merit such wrath. Mother said 'twas ridiculous t o come so early, so I stopped and finished m y book. B u t y o u haven't I04 THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E needed me. W h y , the curtain hasn't even gone up, yet! M a r y — P l e a s e go t o the dressingroom now and hurry and get on that costume, (to Beth after Carrie goes) If only I could give that girl a little get-up-and-go energy, I ' d be satisfied (and then follows Carrie). Helen (to B e t h , t w o minutes before three, at the Chapel door) Well, we have a crowded hall, at any rate. Are the girls all ready ? B e t h — J u s t waiting for the hour to strike. H e l e n — D o y o u think they know their parts? Beth—Perfectly! H e l e n — T h e n , it must be a success! Doesn't this remind y o u of commencement day? Just imagine, if it were ours! I hate the thought of leaving this dear old place. B e t h — W h y did y o u mention our graduation d a y ? I know I'm going to cry. (Suddenly, solemnly, the little tinkle of a bell sounds, and the curtain rises). Rules for Composition Writers 1. If y o u get a thing wrong, scratch it out and write it in again the same w a y . 2. Do not throw ink on the floor, throw it on the wall. 3. Do not drop sheets of paper; tear them up in small pieces first. 4. Gentlemen are requested not to smoke in the composer's room. 5. Ladies are requested not to compose in the smoking room. 6. Do not swear w i t h o u t provoc a t i o n — a n d conversely. 7. Sing songs of praises t o the teacher who corrects y o u r comp. while y o u are writing. 8. T h i n k twice before y o u write, — a n d conversely. 9. T h a n k y o u r teacher once when she returns to y o u the composition marked " C Rewrite." T h a n k her again when her back is turned. 10. T e n t h c o m m a n d m e n t : Remember all y e people, t h a t Seniors always receive " A — e x c e l l e n t . " I speak from experience. " B y their works y e shall know t h e m , " saith the faculty. Signed: A Senior. —BRIDGET. J u n i o r — " S a y , y o u ought not to wear that red carnation." Kate—"Why?" Junior (glancing at K a t e ' s auburn l o c k s ) — " W e l l , y o u know there is such a thing as over doing one color." (Biff! B a n g ! E x i t the Junior). All good b o y s love their sisters So good have I grown. T h a t I love other boys' sisters As well as m y own. —Ex. Ruthie found some dynamite, Couldn't understand it quite; Curiosity never p a y s It rained Miss B o y c e for seven days! That's What I am standing b y the rail, I am feeling very pale, A m I looking for a sail? No, I ' m not. I ' m a missionary's daughter, Casting bread upon the water, In a w a y I hadn't oughter; T h a t is w h a t . —Ex. I04 T H E CRIMSON AND W H I T E The C R I M S O N czTiS W H I T E Vol. II. ALBANY, N . Y . , APRIL, 1 9 0 6 No. 4 P u b i i s h e d Every T w o M o n t h s d u r i n g t h e Bchool Y e a r by t h e s t u d e n t s o f t h e N. H . 8 . T E R M S OF S U B S C R I P T I O N One year (s copies) p a y a b l e in advance. Single copies - $0.50 • IS B O A K D OF- E D I T O R S EDITOR-IN-CHIEP SARAH S W A Y N E , '06. Q. L. S. Mabel Wood, '06, Zeta Sigma I <;i, „ , c-. Ethel Breitenstein,'o6, Zeta Sigma f E d i t h Jones, '07, Zeta Sigma, - Alumni Editor Katherine Parsons, '07, Zeta Sigma, Exchange Ed Clifford S. E v e r y , '08, T h e t a Nu ( Business E d w a r d O'Connell, '07, Adelphoi S Managers Editorials The morning exercises are becoming monotonous and a little change would be quite welcome. Although they are just like w h a t they used to be, our old song books are sadly missed, for one thing. It is a great deal harder to give rhetoricals in the present surroundings than it was in our old chapel. It has grown rather tiresome to see the same few faces at the piano. This monotony is surely felt by everyone, so everyone ought to do his share toward a change for the better. There are m a n y people with musical ability to preside at the piano once in a while, just for the change; there are others who could give solos on other musical instruments or vocal solos; and even others who it would be a real pleasure to hear recite. A n d there are so m a n y of these that acting in this capacity but once this year would liven up our exercises wonderfully. It does not seem to be a very great request to ask these to declare their ability and willingness to play, sing or recite once this y e a r ; nor would it appear at all presumptive in them t o volunteer their services. We have no w a y of knowing each one's ability in such things. Dr. Aspinwall would be very glad, indeed, t o have different ones come t o him and tell him their abilities and the whole school would be h a p p y to have our talented schoolmates show their powers. But even if we have no power to help out by our individual talents, the singing might be greatly improved b y the entire participation, and the rhetoricals more important, b y our undivided interest. Last year, we had a base-ball t e a m which did fine work, and won several games in defense of Old Normal's honor. Our t e a m for this year is just forming and a word of good-will and a helping hand from each and everyone would be welcome to the boys now as well as our presence at the games they will put up shortly. Not having the standard of a bran new team, it will have a still harder field to fight, for it has been crippled by the loss of several of the better players, some of w h o m graduated last June and others have left school. The players t h a t are left, must take heart and raise the standard set by last year. A t it, boys, and beat 'em; and good luck to you, in it! * * * T h e CRIMSON AND W H I T E a w a r d - ed another prize for the advertisements for this issue. It was a prize of five dollars, and t o contest, ten dollars of ads were required. Two contestants appeared, Mr. Robinson and Mr. Dickinson, and both did fine work I04 T H E CRIMSON AND W H I T E for the paper. However, Mr, Dickinson won the prize, securing m a n y more ads than Mr. Robinson. Announcement Concerning Medals The following conditions will govern the competition for the gold medals to be awarded at Commencement: I. The Pruyn Medal: for Public Speaking. Open to the entire school. T o be awarded b y public competition. Selections to be not less than five minutes and not more than ten minutes in length, and to be approved b y the faculty, on or before April 20, 1906. Trial competition. May 11, 1906, at 3 p. m . ; open to all students, of whom six will be chosen to t a k e part in final competition. May 24, 1906, at 8 p. m. II. The President's Medal: for Latin. Open to students of not less than three years standing. To be awarded b y written examination, to be held May 12, 1906, at 9 a. m. Examination to cover: (a) Sallust's Catiline; (b) Latin Grammar; (c) Translation at sight. I I I . The McDonald Medal: for Mathematics. Open to students of not less than two years standing. T o be awarded by written examination to be held May 16, 1906, at 2 p. m. Examination to cover: (a) Algebra through Quadratic Equations; (b) Plane Geomet r y : theorems and problems. I V . The Buchanan Medal; for the best Enghsh E s s a y ; V . The PrincipaVs Medal: for the second best EngHsh Essay. Open to the entire school. T o be awarded by competition. Essays to be not less than 1,500 words in length, to be written on paper 8 x l o i inches in size and t o be deposited with the F a c u l t y on or before May 21, 1906. Choice of s u b j e c t : (a) The Problem of the R o t a r y Engine; (b) A S t u d y j of Japanese Civilization; (c) The P u b lic Services of John H a y . V I . The Sage Medal: for French. Open t o students of not less t h a n t w o years standing. T o be awarded b y written examination t o be held May 19, 1906, at 9 a. m. Examination to cover: (a) [De Maistre's L a Jeune Siberienne; (b) French Grammar; (c) Translation at sight. V I I . The VanderVeer Medal: for German. Open to students of not less t h a n t w o years standing. To be awarded by written examination t o be held May 23, 1906, at 2 p. m. Examination to cover: (a) Wildenbruch's Das Edle B l u t ; (b) German Grammar; (c) Translation at Sight. V I I I . The Pruyn Medal: for Senior Scholarship. Open t o students of not less than three y e a r s standing. To be awarded in accordance with class rank. I X . The Mereness Medal: for Junior Scholarship. Open t o students of not less than t w o years standing. To be awarded in accordance with class rank. Alumni Notes '05 James W . Cox, Jr., of Cornell University, was in A l b a n y F-eb. 24, 1906. R u t h Podmore visited school on Feb. 17. B e t h Carroll has a position in the State Capitol, A l b a n y , N. Y . THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E '04 Louise von Salis has returned to her heme in A l b a n y , after having spent t w o years abroad. I Jennie K e e g a n is teaching school at Schodack Landing. Lillian Fowler has a position in the Dudley Observatory. '03 Elinor Marsh visited High School on Feb. 12, 1906. '02 Sarah Oliver is teaching school at Voorheesville. May Hart is teaching school at Dunnsville, N. Y . 83 committees appointed: Announcements, Misses Swayne and W o o d ; Class D a y , Misses Breitenstein, Gallup, Mathews, Coventry and Wood. School Notes On Monday, February 12, exercises in honor of Lincoln's Birthday were held in the assemblyroom. Miss A. Rose Markham, a former teacher, gave an excellent vocal solo. The speaker of the day was Dr. Wheelock of the State Department of Education. The program was concluded by a piano solo b y Miss Jones. Alice Wallace was married at her home in K e n w o o d on December 27, t o John A d a m s of Berne, N. Y . Washington's Birthday was observed b y the pupils and teachers of the High School and Grammar department on Wednesday, Feb. 21. The program included patriotic songs by the school, recitation by Miss Jessie L u c k of the grammar department and a t a l k on Washington by Dr. Fred Winslow A d a m s of the State Street Methodist Church, Schenectady. William Fitzsimmons was elected president of the association consisting of the honorary members of the Adelphoi Fraternity, which was recently organized at a dinner given at the Hotel New Kenmore, A l b a n y , N. Y . A play entitled " M r . B o b " was given by the students of the High School on Saturday, March 3 in the Unitarian Church. The participants showed their marked ability besides much hard work. The caste was as follows: '97 R u t h K e m p e r is occupying a position as clerk in the State Capitol. Aunt B e c k y , Katharine Parsons,'07 Katharine Rodgers, a niece. . . . Edith Jones, . . '07 Marion B r y a n t , " M r . B o b " . . . . Letha Cooper, '07 P a t t y , a m a i d . . E m i l y Beale, '08 Philip R o y s o n E d w a r d O'Connell, '07 Mr. Brown, Morgan Dickinson, '09 Jenkins, butler . .Harold V a n Oostenbrugge, '08 Miss Adams is teaching school at Union Church, N. Y . '01 Benjamin W h i t b e c k is at his home in A l b a n y during Cornell spring vacation. '98 Senior Class Notes A regular meeting of the senior class was held on Wednesday, March 21. Considerable business was transacted and the following I04 T H E CRIMSON AND W H I T E Before the play and between the acts musical selections were rendered b y Miss Eleanor L. Danaher, Miss Miriam Marsh and Mr. Cbmelius Wilde. A t the close of the p l a y dancing was enjoyed. Society Notes On Tuesday, Feb. 13, the following young ladies were introduced into the mysteries of Zeta Sigma: Grace Gilleaudeau, Miriam Marsh, Elsie Danaher, R u t h Patterson, R u t h Fuller, A n n a Keenholts, Mabel Conger, Ethel Secor, B e t h Cobb, Helen Horton, Mary Horton, Frances Robinson, Lura Arnold, Verna Fowler, Agnes Stuart, Marion Paddock, and Lillian Flanders. A f t e r the initiation a tempting " s p r e a d " was greatly enjoyed b y all. Miss McKutcheon was present at the meeting of Zeta Sigma on Tuesday, March 20 and g a v e a very interesting talk. The following y o u n g ladies have been elected into the Quintillian Literary Society: Misses Everhart, Bell, Billson, Traver, McElroy, and Oliver. Initiation occurred March 8, after which a delicious luncheon was served. On the evening of February 20, the girls of the Quintillion Society gave a sleighride. T h e y started from A l b a n y and drove out t o Slingerlands, t o their president's home. A most enjoyable time w a s passed, and they upset only once. Theta N u has initiated member, Mr. Chester Frost. President, George B. W e a v e r . Vice-President, Niles Persons. Secretary, Keller Ziegler. Treasurer, E d w a r d J. O'Connell. Corresponding Secretary, Russell Meany. Chaplain, J, L e R o y Herber. Sergeant-at-Arms and Master of Ceremonies, Warren Brewster. Athletics Miss Shifferdecker has been elected to the captaincy in place of Miss Wood, who resigned. Miss Wood, who on account of poor health was forced t o resign her position on the basket ball team, is much improved and is b a c k at her place again. The following games played since last issue: Feb. 17, Racquet 12 Mch. 3, St. Agnes 10 Mch. 10, Racquet 15 have been N. H. S. 7 N. H. S. 4 N. H. S. 6 The base ball team have reorganized with Mr. O'Connell as captain. The schedule of games is almost complete. Since the fire the gymnasium apparatus has been packed a w a y and so could not be used by the students. It has now been set up in the gymnasium of Grace Episcopal church and thus enables the girls of the basket ball t e a m t o strengthen their limbs with d u m b bells, bag-punching, vaulting a n d indoor base ball. one A t the regular meeting of the Adelphoi Fraternity, held F r i d a y , Feb. 16, the following officers were elected: '•i L. Robinson (in German transl a t i o n ) — " W h a t do all those blanks mean?" E. Josefus O ' C o n n e l — " Mr. R o b inson, I'm s'prised." k I04 T H E CRIMSON AND W H I T E Our Exch&nges A great m a n y exchanges have been received this month but owing to lack of space we can criticize only a few. Although we realize the fact t h a t our paper is not by any means above criticism and though some of our critics m a y suggest t h a t we throw no stones, still we can say t h a t we have never printed anything which has been entirely without merit. W e cannot help being provoked and sometimes disgusted, when we pick up a paper which devotes half of its space t o inane and senseless jokes printed under the head of " P e r s o n a l s " or " C l a s s N o t e s " or " L o c a l s " which far from containing any wit, are o f t e n not fit to print. If the lengthy descriptions of sleighrides and dances, and the columns of brilliant remarks uttered b y some of the school's pupils were offset b y a little worthy literary work, these papers might be worth reading. T h e T. H. S. of T r o y , N. Y . , is a l w a y s welcome. Y o u r literary is one of the best features of y o u r paper. Y o u seem t o have some artistic ability among y o u r number; w h y not brighten your paper w i t h a few cuts? T h e editorials in the Apokeepsian, one of our new exchanges, are v e r y weak. D o not b y any means, consider your editorial column the least important; it is in fact, the voice of the school. Your cuts are poor; if a paper cannot procure really artistic cuts, it had better omit them entirely. W e always have a good word for the Academe published b y the A l b a n y A c a d e m y for Girls. The literary w o r k is good; the German translation from Storm's "Immensee" in the last issue is excellent. The Courier from Oregon, while fair in other respects, has a poor cover and bad cuts. Improve your exchange department. The College Index, our Michigan friend, is a well conducted publication ; the w o r k is evenly distributed and of a good standard. W e a l w a y s feel that we have derived a great deal of benefit from reading the Hendrix College Mirror. W e are proud to number it among our exchanges and have no word of adverse criticism t o m a k e upon i t ; we can only lay it reverently aside with a " W e l l done." The Phonograph, the High School Critic and the Comet could be widely improved. The cover design for the February issue of the Canary and Blue is very artistic. It is a creditable paper and deserves m u c h commendation. The Yuba Delta from California is a t y p i c a l Western paper and we are always interested in it. The w o r k of the Elgin High School Mirror and the Saratoga H. S. Recorder is too crowded. Don't be afraid of using paper. Winter has taken the green from the earth There is nothing outside to refresh one. A n d so our eyes wander and then fill w i t h mirth, For y o u see w e look then at the Freshmen, —Ex. I04 THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E As Others See Us " T h e CRIMSON AND W H I T E came to our table for the first time this year. It is an interesting paper and we gladly welcome i t . " —Northern Illinois. "The CRIMSON AND WHITE re- ceives congratulations for its good literary department." —Blue and White, Pa. "The CRIMSON AND WHITE could be widely improved." Red and Black, "The CRIMSON AND Pa. WHITE is here again and is clothed this time in a very neat dress. It contains some good literary articles this month." — Y u b a Delta, Cat. "The CRIMSON AND W H I T E is a welcome exchange. W e sympathize with y o u in your bad luck and hope y o u will soon be back in comfortable quarters." Roaring Branch, Vt. Smiles Little Freshman Full of sorrow, Composition Due to-morrow; Little Fresh Sits up all night, Comp. returned "C Rewrite." A school paper is a great institution. The editor gets the blame, the manager the experience and the printer the m o n e y , — i f there is any. Ex. Ethel B . — " D o y o u like codfish balls, L l o y d ? " L. R o b i n s o n — " I don't know, I never attended a n y . " E x t r a c t from a sentimental letter: " Last night I sat in a gondola on Venice's Grand canal, drinking it all in and life never seemed so full b e f o r e . " — E x . " W h a t does this nation need?" shouted the impassioned orator at chapel exercises. " W h a t does this nation require if she steps proudly across the m i g h t y ocean in her march of trade and freedom ? I repeat, what does she need?" " R u b b e r s , " suggested Adele w h o has a new pair and ought to know. Teacher — ' ' W h a t route Columbus in search o f ? " F r e s h i e — ' ' Sassafras.'' —Ex. was Y o u m a y think this is poetry B u t it is not, the printer Just set it this w a y T o fool y o u for once. —Ex. Umpire—"Foul!" Bright F r e s h i e — " W h e r e are the feathers?" U m p i r e — " T h i s is a picked team y o u idiot." —Ex. Dedicated to Pencil Collectors Lives of grafters all remind us W h a t a snap it is to be Born without a sense of honor Or even common decency. — B y one who knows. A student should not always be judged b y the books he takes home. S e n i o r — " I t ' s all over the building!" Freshie ( e x c i t e d l y ) — " W h a t is ?" Senior ( c a l m l y ) — " T h e roof, little one." —Ex. Rock-a-bye, Senior, in the tree-top. A s long as y o u study the cradle will rock; B u t if y o u stop digging the cradle will fall, A n d down will come Senior, diplom a and all. —Ex. lOO THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E Correspondence Column. Questions of general interest t o all seeking information will be promptly answered. Particular Youth.—Yes, we have heard of the custom of t a k i n g off y o u r hat when y o u meet a girl but it is one not commonly practised by the students of the N. H. S. However it might be well to adopt it. L . Cooper—We can suggest no graceful method for sitting on the floor when a chair is suddenly rem o v e d from beneath one. Our advice is t h a t y o u remain standing. E. Clary—No, it is not polite t o throw snow balls at innocent little girls. Y o u are likely to get in trouble. A word to the w i s e — E. Jones—Slang is not used in this section of the country. It is so rare among our students t h a t we can really not furnish y o u with m a n y of the modern expressions. R. Patterson—It is not usually considered proper to propose t o a m a n but still if he was a member of the faculty that's different. N. Persons—The address y o u ask for is: Miss Bessie Lindsay, 1415 F i f t h Avenue, Watervliet, N. Y . R. Fuller—I should suggest your careful reading of Love's Labor Lost and W a y s of the Wilde. M. Marsh—Yes, it m a y be well to use forcible expressions on certain occasions. Although not considered exactly proper in select company, the best one that I can recommend y o u to, is " M y W o r d ! ' ' The Freshmen—Yes, despite its significance green is to be one of the leading colors this Spring. Cheer up. For Man or Woman An ECLIPSE is the handsomest Albany jfc $3 good shoe in ^ ^ JOS. FEAREY ^ 23 & THKO. Plumbing, N. Heating ESTIMATES Both Telephones 2 5 No Oxford Pearl SON St. COUOHLIN and Ventilating FURNISHED Jobbing promptly attended to 253 O N T A R I O S T R E E T (near Madison Ave.) Please mention^'•TheCrimson andWhite^' lOO THE CRIMSON AND WHITE A L B A N Y , N. Y. WORCESTER, MASS. Richard Healy Company SPECIALISTS IN W O M E N ' S O U T E R Coats, Suits y Skirts, G A R M E N T S Waists and Furs 63 N O R T H P E A R L S T R E E T , C O R . STEUBEN ALBANY, N. R. M A G N U S Newsdealer and Gents Furnishings Y. Crimson d M b i t e " IS ALL Parkside Laundry COR. DOVE AND HAMILTON STREETS ROBERT BERCHIELLI 457-459 M&dison Avenue White Ice Creatm and C o n f e c t i o n e r y 465 Madison Ave., ALBANY Groceries, Griffin TAILORS AND IMPORTERS 5 2 7 Broadway, . Albany, N. Y. IN Meats, Vegetables, Poultry (EL Normal Flag Pins ERNEST RUFF DBALBR 'RIGHT A.nd s» is and Game in Twenty-five etc. Season GOEWEY COR. LARK AND JAY STS. & Cents J E N N I N G S JEWELERS 13 So. Pearl St. Telephone 1303-M GEO. W . ANDERSOIS/ T. A. <^OirECTB©PElT SCHOOL SUPPLIEJ^ Fine Groceries . . . . AND NOTIONJ' 201 L a n c a s t e r St. Lenox Chocolates are the Best in the City Please JOHNSTON CHOICE: H. R. Phone 1720 Home Phone 2496 mention ^ ' • T h e Crimson 339 and W h i t e ^ ' MEATS Pli'n+rvn A^r^i /iVe. lOO T H E CRIMSON A N D W H I T E I H. W . ANTEMANN ^Manufacturing Q $ g High Grade Presentation Badges from original designs. Fine School and Class Pins. Diamonds and other precious stones. Fine Repairing a Specialty. $ I Jetnteler Prompt and Satisfactory W o r k Only 23 JAMES STREET, ALBANY, N. JAMES BLOCKSIDGE S. E. M I L L E R Men's Furnishing Goods n Hanan & Son Men's Shoes also T h e R e g e n t S h o e . . p^irTEEiA 34 AND 36 MAIDEN LANE and Stained Glass A L B A N Y , N. Y. Shop 207Jay St. Miss K. M . B e r r y riPL Latest S p r i n g & S u m m e r S t y l e s 4 2 0 Madison Avenue McELRONE P L U M B I N G AND ROOFING Jobbing Promptly Attended to 366 MADISON A V E . , A L B A N Y , ( B E T W E E N S W A N AND D O V E Manufacturer Sho'wrooms 2 High Si. J. O W E N KILROY nDLLP i Y H U G H J. Y. N. ^stailer ^ of Dry ©oobs Hosiery, Furnithin^ Goods for Ladies, Children and Gents . . Laces. Ribbons, Yams, Small Ware, Stationery, Etc Y. STS.) Best Ice Cream and Ice Cream Soda on the Hill at KREUZER'S 125 L a r k S t . , A L B A N Y . N. Y. J. B. & D. C. Slingerland 86 & 88 Washington Avenue High Class Staple and Fancy Groceries T r y our F o r t Orange Coffee 129 Central Avenue O u r s p e c i a l t y is " A m c e h a t " Food Goods Please mention^'•TheCrimson andWhite^' Pure lOO T H E CRIMSON A N D W H I T E A p o r t r a i t t h a t isn't " r i g h t " is o f no e a r t h l y use W e n d e l l nnakes t h e k i n d that are " r i g h t " T h e p r i c e — w e l l — l e t us t a l k t h a t o v e r in p e r s o n THE LEVI MOORE STUDIO 15 NORTH PEARL STREET, EMORY IRVING - - WENDELL, - ALBANY, IN AND COMBS, HAIR BELT FOR EASTER AT Macrston 61 SeatrndLn 94 E a g l e JEWELERS 20 South Pearl Street Bakery B r o w n B r e a d and B e a n s Fresh every day, Oyster Pies fresh every Friday, B u n s , R o l l s , Pies a n d a l a r g e a s s o r t m e n t of C a k e s f r e s h d a i l y , B o t h 'phones BUCKLES BARRETTES Y. PROPRIETOR Grand Display Empire LADIES' N. Cor. Hamilton street Street Albany, N . Y . B E N . V . S M I T H Directory Restaurant . . Jllbany's Eye 75 Qlass NORTH . . Maker PEARL S. STREET Cor. B r o a d w a y & Steuben Street Regular Meals 25c 5 meals jI.OO Commutation Tickets 21 m e a l s $3-50 SWARTZ Ladies' Tailor and Furrier 144 Washington Ave., ALBANY. N. Y. Please mention^'•TheCrimson andWhite^' 1 lOO T H E CRIMSON A N D W H I T E ^ Y O U N G ' S A L W A Y S H A T S O N ^ ^ X O F » T h e I n d e p e n d e n t a n d E x c l u s i v e L i n e s E v e r y Y e a r , M a k e s it the L e a d e r T'RICE ^3.00 S O F T AND S T I F F H A T S SOLE S I L K H A T S $5 AND $6. AGENCY FOR ALBANY B O Y C E & M I L W A I N , 66-68 State Street HATTERS A L F R E D TO S C H I M P F Electric Bells 59 WASHINGTON AVE. YOUNG Established 1874 P. J. Telephone sio-Main C L E A R Y Tel. IS44-J bailor LA CHAPPELLE MEN & and Importer SCHADE Bicycles, 242 W A S H I N G T O N AVENUE Motorcycles, Sporting J O S E P H Successor to F. LYON Spnng Goods are now ready for inspection Goods W I N N E & WINNE FRANK L MESICK 'liimbing, Heating and Gas Fitting I VxtXmm End F r a m B s GOOD GOODS 7J South Pearl LOW Street, A L B A N Y , N. | PRICES cor. Plain Y. Go to . DAVID LAVICH to have y o u r Suits Cleaned, Pressed and 230 H u d s o n ^paired Avenue A L B A N Y , N. Y . Agent for Gas Appliances of every Description 238 W a s h i n g t o n A v e . , A l b a n y , N. Y . TELEPHONE Work called for and delivered 2322-MAIN NIGHT AND SUNDAY CALL 1 8 4 - J , WEST Please mention^'•TheCrimson andWhite^' THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E lOO Brandow Pr i n t i n g Company W e shall be pleased to supply your 16 State Street class or society with printing CHARLES F. SCHIFFERDECKER CE DEALER NO. 1 THIRD AVENUE B O T H TELEPHONES EDWARD D . SCOTT 8?4 FREDERICK F . R Y D E R SCOTT «§ RYDER Plumbing, Roofing, Heating & Gas Fitting Jobbing Promptly Attended to Estimates Cheerfully Ftxmished 443 Madison Avenue, Albany, N. Y . H. R. Phone 1306 W. Main Please mention ^ ' • T h e Crimson andW h i t e ^' Home Phone 1445 lOO T H E h CRIMSON AND WHITE Women's Outer Garment Shop The Shop where everything for Spring in Women's Dress can be found . . . MANN & ANKER, pnlir^llnT M O R T O N H A V E N S , E l e c t r i c Q L l Telephone 19S2-P JR. c4L BAN 2 8 S O U T H PEARL S T R E E T Y, N, Y. Tel. con. ELECTRIC MOTORS SOUTH PEARL M a n u f a c t u r e r of CLOAKS, SUITS & FURS L A X mercbant ST. 75 Washington A L B A N Y , Albert X Ave. N Y K McHarg Dealer in Fancy and Staple Groceries PROVISIONS AND CLEANING AND Y »• PHONE 2282 Cailor S( K N Plumbind and Roofitid Discount of 10% allowed on all purchases : ::: P Al R A N Y EDWARD J. RYAN M I L L E R BROS. ; : ; yewelers : : : 60 MANN'S C o n t r a L c t o r 79 Chapel SL Established i860 FEED PRESSING A SPECIALTY 71 8 . Swan St. 9« W 195-197 H SOUTH PEARL STREET Comer Westerlo ALBANY, N. Y. ABRAM DEBLAEY Booksellert Stationer & Newsdealer 5 2 Stotte Street, cor. Green Ask for Waterman's Self-Filling Pens Easter $1.25 School Novelties Telephone 1441-W Please mention ^ ' • T h e Crimson and W h i t e ^ ' Supplies T H E CRIMSON A N D W H I T E lOO John Horn & Sons The 85 Only C a r p e t H in ^ & Albany 87 So. S. H. TALLMADGE Ejcctu^i'Oe iniLOK o u ^ e ^ ^ PEAR.L ST. 42 MAIDEN LANE ALBANY ESTABLISHED 1863 DIRECT FROM FACTORY % FAMILY BOARDMAN & GRAY PIANOS Standard for seventy years Sold on easy terms ^ BOARDMAN & GRAY ALBANY, N. Y. (Opposite Union Station) FREDERICKW. RIDGWAY Plumbiitd, l^eatind and Ga$ Titting 41 Washington Ave., Albany, N . Y . Both Phones 956 Residence " 1213 J A M E S P. FLEMING CARPENTER B U I L D E R and CONTRACTOR Jobbing and Repairing Promptly Attended To H. R. 'Phone 903-L 362 Madison Avenue Please mention^'•TheCrimson andWhite^' ALBANY, N. Y. lOO T H E C R I M S O N A N D W H I T E NEW SPRING MILLINERY W h e n y o u w a n t a h a t f o r a n y o c c a s i o n , v i s i t t h e store t h a t m a k e s a s p e c i a l t y of M i l l i n e r y . shown here first—an T h e latest s t y l e s are STYLE, QUALITY, PRICE T h r e e v e r y i m p o r t a n t i t e m s t o be c o n s i d e r e d w h e n Trimmed Hats. always e n d l e s s v a r i e t y of d e s i g n s a n d n o t w o a l i k e buying A visit to our s h o w rooms w i l l convince y o u t h a t o u r s t y l e s a r e t h e l a t e s t , q u a l i t y t h e best, p r i c e s t h e l o w e s t ALL CARS STOP AT SPORBORG'S SPORBORGS WHOLESALE & RETAIL MILLINERY STORE 530-532 Broadway, Albany^ N. Y . FOR ^ EASTER OFFERINGS 'AF. USETHE "ALBANY: FELTS STJACKETSI ^•^Mdde iy/^ .ALBANY FELT f ALBANY, NY. A . w BONBONS and c h o c o l a t e s . LARGE ASSORTMENT OF FANCY BOXES & BASKETS. ALSO NOVELTY PACKAGES. 35 NORTH PEARL STREET ALBANY, N.Y. Please mention^'•TheCrimson andWhite^' A ^ lOO THE CRIMSON AND WHITE Play Ball AND USE Reach BASE BALL MITTS and GLOVES A L B A N Y H A R D W A R E AND IRON C O M P A N Y SPORTING GOODS DEPARTMENT See our line of Ladies' Neckwear and Spring Hosiery. R E T A I L AND W H O L E S A L E BUCHHEIM'S A R T S T E A M DYEING and CLEANING W O R K S A fine assortment of Men's Furnishings. M. A. ROBINSON 304 LARK STREET French Dry Cleaning a Specialty 47 CENTRAL THE 43 COHEN GO (UasbDurn's fiana Caunary 90 WASHINGTON HOME S A U E R & GORGEN E. HOT W A T E R H E A T I N G & PLUMBING WASHINGTON ALBANY, N. VANCE, H F. AVENUE Y. MADE PROPRIETOR OR DEALER STEAM AND GAS FITTERS HOURS 455 Madison Ave. LAUNDRY F. W . 73 RESTAURANT EVERYTHING HOME 578 Clinton Avenue PRACTICAL AVENUE MEALS AT ALL For good laundry work. All orders promptly attended to WASHBURN'S HAND Y. are the best AVENUE TO N. Contrabands T A I L O R CENTRAL STREET I V L ^ S O N ' S UP-TO-DATE C U S X O M NORTON Home Phone 644 A L B A N Y , Telephone Connection NATHAN 26 AVENUE Home Phone 355 TON IN MEATS AND POULTRY FRESH EGGS A 438 SPECIALTY MADISON AVENUE, A L B A N Y , H . R . Phone 1 3 4 4 - W corner of Lark N. Y . HUGH J. S L A T T E R Y A l b a n y ' L e a d i n g Hi^h-Cla^^ 33 WASHINGTON tSailor AVENUE Please mention ^'•The Crimson andWhite^' lOO T H E CRIMSON A N D W H I T E E. P. MILLER Jeweler Regal Shoes and Optician 7 8 DIVISION JOHNSON'S STREET All kinds of Jewelry and Optical 7 3 S t a t e Street Goods Repaired at Short Notice THAT'S ALL H A V E N S "The 291 Hudson Ave. S C H O O L and S U P P L I E R Metropolitan" A . ABRAMS, PROP. Ladies' and Men's Furnishings N E W S P A P E R ^ Dry Goods and Notions ALL DELIVERED 72 W a s h i n g t o n A v e . , A l b a n y , N . Y . J O H N H. M O R A N R. R . G L A D D I N G PLUMBING AND H E A T I N G And Dealer in Plumbing Materials SEA DEPOT A l l k i n d s of F r e s h F i s h in S e a s o n 4 3 8 MADISON AVENUE Phone 1403-R Hudson Ave. and Eagle St. FN][II [in 11 d i)U 4 * 0 FOOD 37 North Pearl Street UP-TO-DATE DENTISTRY MODERATE H. R . Tel. 1S79 PRICES Home Tel. 2709 Capitol Laundry Co. 37 Washington Ave. OPPOSITE Albany, N. Y. COF tOH. 5 n c . ^ t B A N Y CAPITOL Y O U R P A T R O N A G E SOLICITED FIRST-CLASS W O R K GUARANTEED H i A Z E L T I N E ' S One of the Many Choice Brands of Coffee Manufactured by Bacon, Sticktiey & Co, is their f l o w e r 32 CENTRAL ALBANY, g b o p AVENUE N .Y . E a g l e B r a n d of m o c b a a n d In One Pound Cans and Cartons Why not try a can of it? Please mention^'•TheCrimson andWhite^' J m For the Yovtrvg Men A •Oery choice line erf clothing at our store celebrated ^Rogers Teet ionable in cut, tailored perfect jfiffin^ made by the ^ Co., fashin ^ood taste Full line of Rain Coats-the newest styles H A T S Silk, Opera, StiH & Soft in all the latest shapes and colors Dress Suit Cases Travelinsi and Underwear Bags Etc. Umbrellas Copyright 1906 B Kuppenheimer& Co. Chicago For the Young Women you can also [find Suits, Separate a fine line oj- clothing Shirts, Coats and Furs. the totuest possible af mur store. Choice ^oods at prices.' B A B B I T T & CO. ALBANY'S GREATEST CLOTHIERS TO MEN : : : 451-453 BROADWAY WOMEN : : : CHILDREN ALBANY, N. Y.