CELEBRATING 100 YEARS 1916—2016 New exhibit opens at University Museum What helps student-athletes balance hectic lives? PAGE 6 PAGE 9 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2016 ISSUE 15 ALBANYSTUDENTPRESS.NET LABOR UALBANY AND UUP REPORTS BEGIN TO FIGHT RELIANCE ON CONTINGENT LABOR By MADELINE ST. AMOUR R eliance on contingent faculty and staff has become a trend not only at the University at Albany, but in higher education at large in the United States. In the fall 2013 semester, UAlbany appointed 535 new faculty members. The majority, 87 percent, were given part-time positions, and 73 percent got a job for one semester. Contingent faculty are people who aren’t employed on a permanent or continuing basis - for example, a full-time lecturer who gets a contract for one year. Provost James Stellar led a panel which looked into contingent staff at our school. The panel’s report, which was sent to President Robert J. Jones in October of 2015 and released online in November, includes many distressing figures, but also a few upshots and proposals to make things better. Unfortunately, Stellar couldn’t be reached for comment before deadline. Smoke Signals The number of lecturers (parttime and full-time) employed by UAlbany went from 376 to 535 over four years, according to a dataset the panel received from Human Resources. Lecturers with 10-plus years of experience jumped from 98 to 181. More classes and students are taught by contingent faculty. According to the same data, in the fall of 2014 more than half of lecture and seminar courses were taught by contingent faculty, which means 61 percent of all seats the university offered to students were taught by contingents. The Albany Chapter of United University Professions had similar findings in its report on contingent labor, “Woven Into Its Very Fabric,” using a mixture of UAlbany data and data from the Modern Language Association (MLA). Tenure-line faculty teach 36.5 percent of students, while non-tenure-line faculty teach 63.5 percent, it said. It also found that most academic contingents are part-time - 26.6 percent versus 8 percent. Why is this a problem? Contingent faculty usually receive much less pay than tenure-line faculty and less stable paths to health insurance. Source: UUP Beyond material concerns, Graphics from UUP’s report show the dramatic increase in use of many contingent faculty contingents over the past 20 years. and staff members feel less livable salary - it comes out to 5. Longer contracts based welcomed by the university $11,200, which means they’d on length of service (35 and are often less informed about qualify for SNAP, New York’s percent) the university than their tenured food stamp program. counterparts. Many adjuncts travel between Salary is important because the In UUP’s report, contingent campuses to work around the class minimum pay rate at UAlbany is faculty listed their top job limit. Rebekah Tolley, a fine arts $2,800 for a three-credit course, concerns. The majority (76 professor at UAlbany, traveled and that hasn’t changed in over a percent) marked “raising the perbetween the Capital Region and decade. The national average is course minimum salary” as top $2,987, reported by The Chronicle SUNY Oneonta last year working priority. Here are the top five: of Higher Education in 2013 using as an adjunct. UUP surveyed contingents in data from its data website, “The 1. Raising the per-course November and December of 2014. Adjunct Project.” The project minimum salary (76 From a pool of 496 people, a total also shows the wide variation in percent) of 38.5 percent responded. Using pay for adjuncts - some adjuncts 2. Regular salary increases these responses, UUP estimated reported making $1,000, while based on length of service how many hours contingents work those at Harvard University make (44 percent) and thus their hourly pay. an average of $11,037. 3. Ability to move into The survey used self-reporting, Adjuncts at UAlbany can only a position that has the really the only way to track hours teach two classes. If they’re given possibility of tenure (40 for professors, so a completely two, they qualify for healthcare. percent) accurate record isn’t possible. Two classes per semester at 4. Ensuring health benefits $2,800 doesn’t make a very (35 percent) Please see CONTINGENTS page 2 CONSTRUCTION UPDATE WRITERS INSTITUTE The Campus Center’s expanding, adding a surprise for students Science author talks relationships - animal and human By JANIE FRANK By LINDSEY RIBACK Some changes are being made to the original campus center reconstruction plan. In an area near the 518 Market, around where Cusato’s Pizzeria and the H2O Zone used to be before construction began, a Starbucks will be added. Stephen Pearse, director of Auxiliary Services at the University at Albany, said the decision to add a Starbucks is relatively new. “Originally we didn’t know what this was going to be” he said, “It was going to be more of a generic coffee station.” Scott Birge, the director of Campus Center Management, said that Starbucks could affect other eateries on campus. “We may or may not keep Jazzman’s,” Birge said. Bathrooms will be added near that location as well, including a women’s, men’s and family bathroom. The area that was originally supposed to be a two-story fitness center will now be made into something else entirely. “The top part is now going to be a meeting room that will be a little larger than the Assembly Hall,” Birge said. “The bottom portion of it is going to be… a lounge.” Birge explained that the lounge will have an open front. He hopes that there will be a bookshelf, board games, a television and a fake fireplace. The end date for the project has been extended. It was originally supposed to be finished by early 2017, but the expected completion date has now been pushed back a few months. “That got pushed back a little bit because of some of the changes that went on,” Birge said. The project is still expected to be finished in 2017. “That might be as early as January or it might be as late as the summertime,” Birge said. “The key is once the construction is complete, then there’s a whole lot of fitting out to do.” He was referring to furnishing the new area, preparing the kitchen and making sure everything is ready for the grand opening. According to Pearse, once the building is ready the process of opening could take two to three months. The new addition will have a special place for ethnic food. Southeast Asian cuisine company Star Ginger has been confirmed for this location. There will be three separate styles of food. “It’s got Thai cuisine, it’s got a noodle bowl and it’s got your more typical Asian - beef teriyaki, General Tso, that kind of stuff,” Pearse said. The budget for the entire project, both reconstructing the original Campus Center and expanding it, is $62 million, which includes design, equipment, and asbestos removal costs.. The process is on budget according to John Giarrusso, associate vice president of finance for Facilities Management. Smithsonian magazine, but the steps she had to take to get to where she is now. Just in time for Sexuality Month, Verdolin began by telling the room University at Albany seniors of 10 students that she made the gathered in their honors journalism decision to drop out of high school class on Thursday for an exclusive at the age of 16 after realizing she opportunity to not only hear about, was not learning about the things but also discuss the most recent work she cared about. She began taking of Jennifer Verdolin, a behavioral biology courses at a community scientist. college and after seeing a program on Verdolin is the author of “Wild National Geographic about mountain Connection,” published in 2014, gorillas, she decided that she wanted about dating and mating in the animal to study something she has always world and what it can tell us about been interested in: animals. our relationships. Despite a delayed With her passion for primates flight into Albany, she managed to in mind, Verdolin called as many have enough time to not only discuss scientists studying primates that her work, which has been featured she could before she received the on BBC, National Geographic and in opportunity to study capuchin monkeys in Argentina. “I get to Argentina. I was like, this is really nice to visit, but I do not want to follow monkeys around for 10 hours a day with 30 pound of bananas on my back,” the behavioral scientist said. Not a big fan of tropical rainforests, Verdolin decided to return to studying prairie dogs like she previously did for her master’s degree at Source: jenniferverdolin.com Northern Arizona University. Verdolin dropped out of high school at 16 and started to pursue her love of animals. Please see VERDOLIN page 2 PRINTED BY THE TIMES UNION, ALBANY, NEW YORK — A HEARST CORPORATION NEWSPAPER 2 NEWS EDITOR: KASSIE PARISI THEASP.EIC@GMAIL.COM VERDOLIN Continued from Page 1 Upon completing her Ph.D., she looked for a way to not only combine her interest in writing with her passion for science, but to also steer away from the technical and non-personal writing that scientific works typically entail. It was when a newly single Verdolin thought to herself, “Oh my gosh, I study social structure and mating systems in animals and I ended up making the worst choice. How is that possible?” She explained that she took her experiences, both personal and professional, to Scientific American with the hopes of changing society’s way of thinking about animals from “this is how animals are like us to actually, this is why we are like them.” Having read some of Verdolin’s articles on Psychology Today, senior Francesca McGuire asked her what aspect of animal relationships she enjoys writing about the most. Verdolin noted that when it comes to relationships we should be grateful to be human as opposed to other animals, “At least you’re not a praying mantis. Your TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2016 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS head doesn’t get cut off.” She ended her discussion explaining how amazing it is to her that the human species prides itself on its sophistication, yet it lacks the ability to effectively communicate in relationships, be them romantic or platonic. “If they [animals] are not communicating well they take a break,” she said. “They don’t keep beating the dead horse with a stick until everyone hates each other.” Later that night, Verdolin re-shared her work and experiences with the rest of the UAlbany community at a free and public reading in the Campus Center. The New York State Writer’s Institute sponsored this event for their Visiting Writers Series in conjunction with Middle Earth Peer Assistance Program, University Counseling, and Psychological Services as part of Sexuality Month. More information on the university’s Sexuality Month can be found by scanning the QR code below. Do you love photography? THEN TAKE PHOTOS FOR THE ASP! 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CONTINGENTS Continued from Page 1 Bret Benjamin, president of UAlbany’s UUP chapter, said the number of hours “look a little high” to him, but the report notes that the results show “that contingent faculty subjectively feel themselves overworked, or to be working more than the 10-hour per week per course calculation that has been used to determine the percentage of their appointment.” With that in mind, the median result shows that a lecturer estimates 268 hours of work per course per semester (about 14 hours per week when class is in session, and 11 hours for the weeks before and after) and has a median pay rate of $3,215. At this rate, a lecturer is making a median of $12 per hour. The full range is listed as $12 to $16 per hour. “The point is that there’s real and valuable conversations about $15 an hour minimum wage everywhere and effectively we’re looking at people with Ph.Ds teaching at universities who are right at that point,” Benjamin said, “and that seems disproportionate and out of line with what we understand minimum wage work to be.” Beyond the pay Contingent faculty also feel less included in the university environment. UUP’s report highlights the lack of education and orientation given to contingents when they start at the university. Eighteen percent of part-time contingents did not know if they taught a General Education course or not, according to the report. Of the surveyed contingents, almost 40 percent didn’t know if they could get health benefits and 15 percent didn’t know if they had service obligations. “I think it’s just the ad hoc way that adjuncts are hired and utilized,” Benjamin said. The contingency committee’s report also looked at workplace environment issues, surveying faculty and dividing them into subgroups of faculty versus staff and part-time versus full-time. The report found variability among answers, with generally positive reviews from faculty (although it noted there is “ample room for improvement”). “Those other things… have to be addressed, but they’re secondary as far as I’m concerned,” Benjamin said. The solutions The provost-led committee’s report lists 14 recommendations. Regarding pay, it Unlawful Possession of Marijuana 1/30/2016 Dutch Quad Two male students were found to be in possession of marijuana. One male student was arrested. Criminal Possession of Marijuana 1/30/2016 Indian Quad Two male students were found to be in possession of marijuana. One of the students was found to be in possession of a forged ID and was referred for the same. Grand Larceny 1/31/2016 Podium Report of a stolen MacBook and credit card by an unknown subject. Motor Vehicle Registration Suspended 2/1/2016 Roadways Report of a male subject operating a motor vehicle without a registration. An arrest was made, vehicle was towed. Petit Larceny 2/2/2016 PE Complex Report of a stolen cell phone. recommends raising the minimum per course rate to $5,000 over the next two to three years. When asked if he thought $5,000 per course is enough, Roberto J. Vives, the director of track and field who was on Stellar’s committee, said it isn’t, but “it is a move in the right direction.” The report also recommends asking deans and department chairs to try to assign two courses to contingents, so that they can get healthcare. Other recommendations include creating integration policies for contingents, creating a single place of information for contingents, providing a framework for longer-term employment, and establishing a Task Force to continue the committee’s work now that the report is published. “What is very important in the report is job security and moving those who have several years of good service to multiyear appointments,” Vives said. “This illustrates confidence in your workforce and significantly improves the environment.” The report recommends that contingent faculty and staff shouldn’t be given a position for less than one year when possible, and encourages giving contingents with good records multi-year commitments. It also says that part-time faculty should get appointments of increasing length and two courses per semester so they can receive healthcare, whenever it’s possible. Full-time non-tenure track faculty (FTNTT) “should be appointed for three years following three years of satisfactory service” if funding permits. Finally, the report says that FTNTT faculty should be able to “progress to permanence” after three years of “satisfactory service.” It is unclear where the funds for these paths to greater permanence would come from. Stephen North, a distinguished teaching professor in the English department and a member of the committee, said the committee framed it as an “issue of social justice.” “From my perspective, [calling it social justice meant] it trumped all the other priorities the university had,” he said. “If you say, ‘We are currently treating our employees unjustly and we admit it,’ you can’t keep continuing on in that way.” Julie Novkov, chair of the department of political science, said the report “highlights the committee’s belief that developing fairer, more transparent, and more respectful ways of hiring, managing, and supporting our contingent faculty and staff is both a matter of simple justice and a critical step forward in creating a better learning environment for our students. I hope the report will enable UAlbany to become a leader on these issues.” So far $400,000 has been allocated in the compact budget for 2015-16 to go toward Unlawful Possession of Marijuana 2/2/2016 Podium Report of a package containing marijuana addressed to a female student. The student was referred. Unlawful Possession of Marijuana 2/2/2016 Dutch Quad Two male students were found to be in possession of marijuana and were referred for the same. Taken Into Custody 2/2/2016 Indian Quad Report of a male student found to be having possible mental health issues. Transported to hospital by 5 Quad. Medical Incident 2/3/2016 Alumni Quad Report of a female student suffering from a migraine. Transported to hospital by 5 Quad. Forcible Theft 2/2/2016 Alumni Quad Report of an armed robbery. A male student displayed a knife. Check a Subject 2/3/2016 Podium Report of a person that matched robbery subject. Persons Annoying 2/3/2016 Podium Reports of person skateboarding in tunnels, subjects advised. Possession of a Forged Instrument 2/4/2016 Indian Quad A male student was found to be in possession of marijuana and a forged ID, referred for the same. Harassment 2/4/2016 State Quad Report of a female student harassing another female student. Source: UUP raising contingent faculty pay. While it may be divided differently, assuming there are the same number of contingents the next two semesters as this (about 500), that comes out to $400 per person per semester. Another amount was put aside for graduate student assistantships. “I don’t think, at that level of funding, they get to their $5,000 in two to three years,” Benjamin said. “A lot will depend upon the state’s willingness to fulfill its civic obligation to support public education,” Novkov said. The Modern Language Association recommends a minimum per course rate of $7,000. UUP’s report recommends a pro-rated salary portion of full-time Writing and Critical Inquiry lecturers, which comes out to $5,700 per course. To get 335 people at this rate, it would cost the university $1,215,576 per semester, according to the report. The report puts this number in the context of the compensation costs for the 75 Management Confidential employees (the president, deans, provost, etc.), who made $12.2 million in 2015. During the same year, 360 part-time HAVE A NEWS TIP? EMAIL US AT THEASP.EIC@GMAIL.COM lecturers collectively made $4.1 million. UUP recommends a pro-rated number because it wants the university to stop depending on adjuncts, Benjamin said. If the university is spending the same on an adjunct as it would on a full-time, tenuretrack professor, then the system might switch back to pre-contingent reliance levels. UUP sees tenure as the solution to this problem, and wants to move back to the era when 69.3 percent of faculty were tenure-line and only 30.7 percent were contingent (these percentages are from 1995 - now contingents make up 54.7 percent). “The committee’s report is far more substantive” than past reports, though, Benjamin said. “I think they see it’s in the university’s interest for a lot of reasons.” Members of the committee feel hopeful about the report, as well, but they also feel a sense of urgency. “I hope to see that if it’s not absolutely number one [on the list], that it’s in the top three on the list of priorities,” North said. “To me, it’s like a cancer. It will just erode this university from the inside out.” NEWS TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2016 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS EDITOR: RUSSELL J. OLIVER THEASPNEWS@GMAIL.COM 3 CAMPUS LIFE ResLife introduces changes to housing process By JANIE FRANK The Department of Residential Life at the University at Albany recently made some changes to the on-campus housing policy. Freshman will still be expected to live on campus for the first year on either State Quad or Indian Quad. Now, students who were admitted as freshmen to UAlbany will also be expected to stay on campus their second year. These students will always be given a room on either Dutch Quad or Colonial Quad, but some sophomores will be able to stay on Empire Commons, Liberty Terrace, Freedom Apartments, or Alumni Quad, according to a spokesperson for ResLife. “It works out that Colonial and Dutch Quads have just enough space to provide our current freshmen to be housed as sophomores,” ResLife said in an email correspondence. After current freshman sign up for housing, upperclassmen can also live on Colonial and Dutch quads, according to UAlbany Director of Media Relations Karl Luntta. These changes to freshmen and sophomore housing do not affect students who commute. “The policy is that if you live within 50 miles of campus, you have the option of living at home and attending,” ResLife said. Alumni Quad will now be available to more students. “We have added Alumni Quad to the choices this year for upper class housing selection,” Res Life said and later added, “Alumni Quad will still be used to house transfer and international students, there are no changes there.” The changes are being made in order to make sure there is enough space for everyone on campus. “When we have had a shortage of space in the past, this has impacted the new student areas,” ResLife said. “More so the freshmen quads, as we have had to increase rooms and occupy temporary areas.” Upperclassman housing signup begins Feb. 22nd. Current freshmen may sign up beginning Feb. 29. Brittany Gregory / Albany Student Press Policy changes in univeristy housing are switching up who can live in Empire Commons and Alumni Quad. FROM THE ARCHIVES THE ASP TURNS 100 THIS YEAR. Notice anything missing? We need a new staff member to help us with our weekly Danes Say What feature. If you’d like to join the team, email production.asp@gmail.com for more info. Grab a copy every week to see an exclusive clip from our archives! FOLLOW US @albstudentpress The Albany Student Press Source : Albany Student Press archives A news story in the ASP, then called State College News, from Feb. 8, 1929. @albstudentpress 4 OPINIONS EDITOR: KEVIN MERCADO OPINIONS.ASP@GMAIL.COM TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2016 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS IN THE NEWS INCARCERATION EDUCATION By DANIEL PINZON A n individual fresh out of prison really has nowhere to turn to. Prisoners have negative connotations slapped on them by society. An ex-prisoner has to go around and remind themselves and others that they have been incarcerated, so employers see someone who is not worthy of employment. The Second Chance Pell Program was established in 2015 to give incarcerated individuals, who are due to be released in the next five years, grants for a college education starting this year. Because society gives prisoners little to no value post-prison, it is fair that a criminal have access to basically a free college education. It should be noted that the majority of people who are incarcerated have committed drug offenses. According to BOP.gov, 46.5 percent (86,080) of inmates committed drug offenses last year. Drug offenses consist of possession for personal use, which is the majority of drug offenses, or intent to sell. These are relatively minor offenses to other criminal acts. In reality, we are giving people who had a little too much weed a second chance. “Statistically speaking, most people that go to prison are from low-income neighborhoods and are in there for minor drug crimes, and to give them an education gives them a second chance [at] life,” Laura Evelyn said, a criminal justice major at University at Albany. “I’d rather have somebody come out educated and have a better shot [at] life than to come out and commit more crimes.” We must remind ourselves that a potential reason why criminals resort to crime in the first place is due to a lack of education, hence seeing crime as their only outlet to survive. The most an individual can get from this grant is $5,775, which is to be strictly spent on things required for the education program. Whether we want to or not, Americans, as taxpayers, send taxes to the criminal justice system. So instead of paying to encourage incarceration as the only way to prevent crime, which doesn’t do so as effectively as we think, we might as well try and reform these criminals. Incarceration doesn’t always prevent crime, which is what people want. We can put away as many law violators as we want in prison cells. It stops crime for that second, but will not necessarily stop crime in the future. Incarceration isn’t the only perceived crime prevention method. Incarceration isn’t even the right correction method for some prisoners. Some are mentally ill, some are driven to crime as a last resort and some are convicted for some stupid act society deems as criminal activity. The United States is known as the land of new beginnings and we should give prisoners the opportunity to reinvent themselves. If anything, this is something that can pull them away from doing crime. “America is a nation of second chances, giving people who have made mistakes in their lives a chance to get back on track and become contributing members of society is fundamental to who we are,” former U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan said to PBS.org. With the voice of society constantly reminding students that education unfolds opportunities, ex-prisoners are the citizens who need opportunities the most. A person pursuing education wants to be successful anything other than being a convict. Source : Wikimedia.org Self portrait of Olivier Cippa. ART Source: Wikimedia.org Rapper B.o.B. challenges the idea that the Earth is round, saying that it is actually flat. Expressing his idea on his twitter account, the rapper was confronted by astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson. SOCIAL MEDIA ‘Flat-earthers’ A symptom of a greater problem By ROSE SCHNEIDER I ’m so glad we live in a world where we’ve backtracked to denying proven science in favor of religion, celebrities and capitalism. Last month, rapper B.o.B. launched into a Twitter rant, saying that the Earth is flat and, in an even more bizarre turn of events, the “Airplanes” rapper released a song called “Flatline,” dissing astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, who had tweeted at B.o.B. that he was, in fact, wrong. Tyson responded to the diss with a track of his own that he collaborated on with his nephew, and continued the dispute beyond Twitter when he freestyled on the late night talk show “The Nightly Show.” On the show, Tyson said that calculus and geometry prove that small objects on large curved objects will see those large objects as flat, which is why B.o.B. could not see the curvature of the horizon, which he had stated was proof the Earth was flat. But there are ways to figure out the Earth is round. Some very CELEBRATING 100 YEARS 1916—2016 obvious reasons include the ability to circumnavigate the globe, time zone differences and the disappearance of objects traveling over the horizon line. But I really don’t need to explain this to college students, the majority of whom have more scientific knowledge than I do. This is not a pressing issue, and bringing attention to it will probably only make it worse. But, what is worrisome is what this dispute signifies. “There’s a growing antiintellectual strain in this country,” Tyson said before his mic drop. “It may be the beginning of the end of our informed democracy.” We all are entitled to free speech. But Tyson may be right about anti-intellectualism being on the rise. It’s not just “flatearthers” like B.o.B. and television personality Tila Tequila - our society allows those with some degree of power to make a scientific decision for us, even when they have no scientific authority. In the past few years, laws have been passed in some states so that schools may teach Creationism, Kassie Parisi Editor-in-Chief theasp.eic@gmail.com 518-225-5759 Madeline St. Amour Managing Editor production.asp@gmail.com 518-369-5505 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS Russell J. Oliver News Editor theaspnews@gmail.com which is not a proven science. It, however, is a teaching that those certain religious groups are more comfortable with than a scientific fact that the Earth was not created in seven days. Presidential candidates and other politicians have denied the fact that climate change is real and stems from burning fossil fuels. Think tanks and propaganda machines have been created in order to deny that fossil fuels are, in any way, harmful in order to allow gas and oil companies to keep making more money. These people are not scientists. They have made these statements because it is more convenient and profitable. Somehow, politicians and celebrities are getting the go ahead to make their own decision on how geography, meteorology, biology and physics work, and people are listening more to them than to what they were taught in school. Scientists do not have the fan base of celebrities or the political and financial support of politicians. But someone who studies and does research to discover something deserves a little more support. Celia Balf Sports Editor sports.asp@gmail.com Julia Day A&E Editor artsent.asp@gmail.com Kevin Mercado Opinions Editor opinions.asp@gmail.com Mark Fanneron Business Manager asp.advertising@gmail.com Advertise in the ASP: Mark Fanneron Business Manager asp.advertising@gmail.com The Albany Student Press is published Tuesdays from September through May by the Albany Student Press Corporation, an independent, not-forprofit organization. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: @ALBSTUDENTPRESS Straight celebs as gay couples By MILO VOTAVA F rench artist Olivier Ciappa decided that he wanted to portray homosexuality in a positive way. With his new photography exhibit, “Imaginary Couples,” or alternatively, “Couples of the Republic,” Ciappa takes heterosexual celebrities and has them pose as if they were in a homosexual relationship. This exhibit is already out in Paris and Lima, Peru, and is scheduled to come to the United States in the summer of 2016. It is clear that Ciappas’ intentions are not harmful, and that he is trying to portray “peace and unity” in these couples. While Ciappa did capture photographs of some real homosexual couples, many of the photos are of French and American heterosexual celebrities, posing with others of the same gender. The exhibit helps bring positive publicity and combats the negative associations with homosexuality. However, if all of the couples who posed as homosexuals were indeed homosexual, the message would have been better. It’s not as if there’s a lack of homosexual celebrities. Many have their own partners or families and could have posed for this series of photographs. Screenwriter Francois Ozon and novelist Yasmina Bouraoui are both homosexual celebrities in France who could have easily sat for these photos. Yet this exhibit highlights straight celebrities, like actresses Eva Longoria and Alice David. It is taking the recognition for the LGBT cause away from the members of the LGBT community. There is no reason for Ciappa to have used mostly heterosexual celebrities for this project. The pictures themselves are odd. While some of them portray loving, candid shots of families, others look downright uncomfortable. The models were in unnatural poses or staged in front of bright lights. “The celebrities that I shot are heterosexual, but it was essential to me that you would believe these imaginary couples and families they portray were real,” Ciappa said to the Huffington Post. These staged photographs do not portray real families, and come across as nothing more than art pieces. This is completely the opposite of what Ciappa was trying to portray, and it could have been easily avoided by using actual gay people. It undermines what Ciappa says about the idea behind his exhibit: to portray real, loving relationships. Advertisements, as well as letter and column content, do not necessarily reflect the opinion of ASP staff. All unsigned editorials are written with the approval of the editorial board. The ASP is a registered trademark of the Albany Student Press Corporation which has exclusive rights to any materials herein. Contact the ASP for information and publication schedules: Newsroom: Campus Center 326 Email: theasp.eic@gmail.com; production.asp@gmail.com Phone: 518-225-5759 www.albanystudentpress.net OPINIONS TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2016 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS ASSISTANT EDITOR: DANIEL PINZON OPINIONS.ASP@GMAIL.COM 5 Source: Denis Bocquet Tinder is a very popular dating app, however it was criticized for enabling the spread of STD among its users. It is now featuring a link to the site, Healthvana, which includes a free STD testing site locator for it’s users. HEALTH A LINK BETWEEN DATING AND DISEASES Tinder providing STD testing locator to the app By KEVIN MERCADO T inder, a popular dating app used mostly for casual hookups, has added a new feature to ease the minds of those worried about spreading more than just love. Due to recommendations from the AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHV), Tinder has included a link to a healthcare site to provide its user with the option to locate free STD testing sites. Public relations agency, CWR, distributed a press release explaining that Healthvana, the healthcare site now linked to Tinder, “is a cloud-based technology platform that improves communication between healthcare providers and their patients – leading to more efficient staff and happier patients.” AHV found a correlation between the app and a spike in STDs, and thus blamed the app for the increase and pushed for additional preventative information. “In many ways, location-based mobile dating apps are becoming a digital bathhouse for millennials wherein the next sexual encounter can literally just be a few feet away — as well as the next STD,” AHV Public Health Division Senior Director Whitney Engeran-Cordova said, according to a CNSNews report. The report also stated that “the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) reported that STDs were on the rise. According to the CDC’s data, cases of chlamydia, gonorrhea and syphilis had increased for the first time since 2006.” Tinder has about 50 million users according to a report from The New York Times. It’s good that Tinder has responded so positively to these accusations and it’s just as good that they have added these new features to ensure that its users are as safe as Tinder can allow them to feel. It is important that apps like Tinder provide the necessary resources to ensure safe sex because, strictly speaking, it is generally used for fast sex and easy hookups. “Staying healthy in today’s dating world means getting tested regularly, practicing safe sex and having honest conversations about your HIV and STD status,” according to a Businesswire.com article, Healthvana CEO Ramin Bastani said. “Healthvana empowers people with actionable health information at their fingertips so they can make better decisions.” Healthvana seems to want to take a proactive approach in the spreading of information, as opposed to the spreading of disease. While this seems appealing, I have one question: Is this enough? It is a huge step for Tinder to allow outside information to be made readily available, but AHV seems to think that Tinder perpetuates an image that promotes careless sex, without second thought of the repercussions. This thought was capitalized in the billboard advertisements that AHV plastered all across Los Angeles during the initial protests over Tinder. CBS News, among other news outlets, reported, “Billboards show a silhouette of a man labeled ‘Tinder’ face-to- face with a woman’s silhouette labeled ‘chlamydia.’ A silhouette of a man labeled ‘Grindr’ faces a male silhouette labeled ‘gonorrhea.’” While I do not necessarily believe that there is a direct correlation between the app and STD increase, I do firmly believe that if there is a complaint that is easily repairable, then decisions should be made to take care of the problem. AHV had enough of a problem with the app to broadcast negative campaigns against Tinder and its homosexual equivalent, Grindr. That should be, and clearly seems to be, enough for Tinder to develop the necessary plans to solve the issue. With an issue like STDs, Tinder needed to act fast. However, Healthvana simply isn’t enough. Tinder needs an entire marketing makeover and must cease to align itself with the idea that “dating” is equivalent to “hooking up” as well as the idea that being careless is O.K. In-house promotions that subconsciously promote safer sex could be an asset for the app as well as more information regarding safer sex practices. Letting people know about STD testing locations only helps, more so, after the act of unsafe sex has been committed. Tinder must approach safer sex practices prior to the action or require background checks in the form of STD diagnosis history or STD testing history (which, of course, may be too extreme) so that partners know exactly what they are agreeing to. Healthvana is a small step for Tinder, but it’s not enough. POLITICS Donald Trump’s not-so-winning streak By LOUIS SMITH A s the sun rose on Feb. 2, it brought with it great news for any lover of freedom, common sense and liberty: Donald Trump had not won the 2016 Republican Iowa Caucus. However, it was also a reminder that it was time to face the grim reality that this dog-and-pony-show of an election was officially underway. This stunning ballot result comes after the bold statements made by Trump on Jan. 31 to a crowd of supporters who had gathered in Council Bluffs, Iowa. “We’re going to win, we’re going to win… we’re leading everywhere,” Trump said. Even with his rock-solid, yet simple, words of confidence, Trump couldn’t manage to coalesce the voters of Iowa, and instead, the Buckeye state chose slick-talking Texas Sen. Ted Cruz as the winner, who earned eight delegates. Trump finished second and earned seven delegates along with bright-eyed Florida Sen. Marco Rubio. At this point, it is tough to determine whether Trump’s stunt of skipping out on the final Iowa debate attributed to the loss. After watching the debate, it was interesting to see how the candidates responded to having their statements and platforms scrutinized in real-time and watch them work to answer point-blank inquiries. This gave us voters a look at the real animals behind the masks of the presidential candidates and we caught Gage Skidmore / Wikipedia.org Ted Cruz won the Iowa caucus, against a non-present Donald Trump. development on the Republican trail was glimpses of pure human emotions when the document distributed internally on they were questioned. The debate even caucus day inside the Cruz campaign showed Rubio and Cruz videos that show that read: “Breaking News. The press is them supporting conflicting messages. reporting that Dr. Ben Carson is taking In short, the seventh Republican time off from the campaign trail after Debate discussed topics of foreign Iowa and making a big announcement policy, Medicaid, border security, next week. Please inform any Carson radical Islam, and Obamacare. And to caucus goers of this news and urge them no one’s surprise, a little headway was to caucus for Ted Cruz.” made without the giant man-child Trump Carson went public on Feb. 3 to on stage making strange faces and voice his side of the story. The New lukewarm statements to eager viewers. York Times reported that he had been An interesting, yet not surprising FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: @ALBSTUDENTPRESS planning on returning to Florida the next day after the caucus to retrieve clean clothes. Carson then went on to add, “It’s clear that there were people who tried to take advantage of a situation and tried to distort information.” Dirty tricks aside, America watches on as the GOP continues to sluggishly trudge ahead, with no signs of unification on the horizon. Rand Paul, Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee have dropped their bid, which still leaves a bloated nine-candidate ticket for the voters of New Hampshire, and potentially South Carolina, to deal with. On the opposite side of the fence, Hillary Clinton barely edged out the always haggard-looking Bernie Sanders by a fraction of a percent. Clinton received 49.9 percent whereas Sanders received 49.6 percent of the votes. As compared to the disorganized GOP ticket, it is quite depressing that the Democrats don’t have better qualified candidates than an aging Environmental Hawk who’s also a self-proclaimed Socialist and a crooked former faux-New York State Senator. Even though late-night talk show hosts and comedians would have people believe all this political uncertainty and shadiness is entertaining, those of us who are gravely concerned with the future welfare of this great nation see this upcoming election as one of pinnacle importance. 6 EDITOR: JULIA DAY ARTSENT.ASP@GMAIL.COM ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2016 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS EXHIBIT GERARD AND KELLY SHOWCASED AT THE UNIVERSITY ART MUSEUM Milo Votava / Albany Student Press The works of Brennan Gerard and Ryan Kelly are on display until April 2. By ELIOR MOSKOWITZ The University Art Museum opened its new exhibit, “Gerard & Kelly,” last Tuesday, Feb. 2, hosting acclaimed artists Brennan Gerard and Ryan Kelly, whose multidisciplinary works address questions of “sexuality, collective memory, and the formation of queer consciousness.” The presentation given on Thursday, Feb. 4 by Gerard and Kelly commenced with a live demonstration of their piece, “Timelining,” which was first presented as part of a solo exhibition at The Kitchen, New York, and later as part of an exhibition at the Guggenheim Museum in New York City in 2015. The piece consisted of the two artists circling the room in seemingly candid circles, simultaneously discussing personal events that converged only with the prepositional phrase “in front of.” The piece examined the binding force of memory both to one’s own narrative and to one another, while also exploring the elastic nature of time in its often nonchronological patterns that weave in and out of one’s life. Themes of desire for belonging and kinship relations were directly investigated and leveraged through the instrumental featuring of performers who fell on all spectrums of intimacy. Their subsequently presented pieces, “Kiss Solo” (2011) and “Reusable Parts/Endless Love” (2012) were created in the image of Tino Sehgal’s work, “Kiss” (2010), displayed at the Guggenheim Museum in 2010. These pieces inquisitively deconstruct the heteronormative nature of Sehgal’s piece. In the former, a single actor performs the choreography described from Sehgal’s work, shifting and combining pronouns in response to the text, retelling the intimate steps of the kiss in his own voice. The latter piece includes the swapping of partners, moving the construction and focus of the piece beyond that of individual identities through its procedural, minimalist approach. The artists affirm that their goal was not to create a spectacle, but instead to question representations of love in how they are produced, narrated and consumed. These pieces were just a select few of the artists’ provocative repertoire, including other works such as “P.O.L.E. (People, Objects, Language, Exchange)” (2014), “Two Brothers” (2014), “Reverberations” (2015) and “Transcripts” (2014), which raise social commentary regarding our interactions with history, subjectivity and resistance. The politics of intimacy were a pervading theme of the artists’ work, examined in multidimensional contexts. The artists describe the effects on the ego in relation to intimate exchange to be of particular interest to them, as well as the ironic implications of distance and discomfort that intimate acts can forge for a person. Gerard and Kelly’s expressive and innovative works present stirring commentary regarding identity, personal narrative, and relations of objectivity and subjectivity that underlie and universally pertain to the human experience. The performance installation, “Reusable Parts/Endless Love,” will be presented on Friday, Feb. 12 at 7 p.m. at the UAlbany Performing Arts Center after a reception from 5-7 p.m. at the University Art Museum. A video exhibition displaying the artists’ work over the past five years will be screened as a single-channel video projection at the University Art Museum until April 2. TELEVISION Grease: Live is still the word in 2016! By LAMYA ZIKRY Fox’s much anticipated “Grease: LIVE!” which aired on Jan. 31, was exceptionally good. It was Broadway meets Hollywood: a combination of the original 1971 musical “Grease” and its Paramount Pictures’ 1978 film adaptation, although it was more cinematic than theatric. There is no comparison to the original, but it should not be seen as a remake. Even with rain trying to get in the way and a technical sound error, the live performance was still a hit. It reintroduced and re-imagined the classic musical numbers as well as including a few original numbers. New girl Sandy and bad boy Danny Zuko were played by Julianne Hough and Aaron Tveit. Hough is known for her roles in “Footloose,” “Rock of Ages” and as a judge on “Dancing with the Stars” and Tveit for his roles in “Les Miserables” and “Graceland.” The production opened with Jessie J singing “Grease (Is the Word)” throughout the soundstage and then out into the rain. Boyz II Men were also in the opening, performing in the background. They later returned for their rendition of “Beauty School Dropout,” a song I no longer feel the need to fast forward through. The set and the costumes were perfect and stayed true to the ’50s era setting. Hough was a good fit for Sandy - some would say she even looks like Olivia Newton John. She used her dancing roots to nail the dance numbers. Hough also honed her singing skills and gave a great rendition of “Hopelessly Devoted to You.” Tveit channeled his inner John Travolta and nailed the Danny Zuko facial expressions and his “Greased Lightning” performance. Tveit may not have had the strongest voice but he knew how to play the part. Although Source: POPSUGAR Actress Vanessa Hudgens (right), playing the role of Rizzo, performed hours after the death of her father. there wasn’t that much intimacy between the two, their dance number was a hit until ChaCha (Yvette GonzalezNacer) steals Danny for the rest of the dance. The Pink Ladies were led by Vanessa Hudgens, who played the role of bad girl Rizzo. Hudgens is known for her roles in “Gigi” on Broadway, “Spring Breakers” and “High School Musical.” Keke Palmer, from “Scream Queens” and “Akeelah and the Bee,” played the role of the sassy flirtatious Marty Maraschino. Carly Rae Jepsen, known for her hit song “Call Me Maybe” played the beautician wannabe, Frenchy. Kether Donohue from “Pitch Perfect” played Jan. Hudgens stole the show - there was no performance quite like hers. Her father had just died the night before from stage-four cancer, so she dedicated her performance to him. She was both remarkable and memorable. She’s a very talented actress and performer, and you could feel the passion in her performance of “There Are Worse Things I Could Do.” Ironically enough, the original song performed by Stockard Channing wasn’t a favorite, while Hudgen’s version certainly is. Unlike NBC musicals, they weren’t trying to hide that it was a live performance. Viewers could see the cast zipping from stage to stage on golf carts and running around backstage. The drag race at the end was created using smoke and light trucks and several different camera angles, which made for a somewhat convincing scene. Palmer’s “Freddy, My Love,” a song added to the production from the original Broadway hit, stunned viewers and transformed Palmer into an absolute star. A strong number with a quick and simple costume change gave the viewers a little more insight into who Marty was. While Frenchy’s song “All I Need Is An Angel” was not what viewers expected, she still gave a good performance. “Grease: LIVE!” was in production for more than six months and involved more than 300 people. The teasers on social media made the production look easier than it truly was. But when you watch it, it shows just how much time and effort were put into making it all look effortless. With the final scenes and the “We Go Together” performance, the excitement and energy is not just acted - it’s real. MISS THE SHOW? READ ABOUT IT ONLINE AT ALBANYSTUDENTPRESS.NET ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2016 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS COMEDY EDITOR: ELI ENIS ARTSENT.ASP@GMAIL.COM 7 PREMIERE DAVE COULIER TICKLES ALBANY’S FUNNY BONE By JULIA DAY “Cut. It. Out!” If you’re familiar with the widely popular ‘90s sitcom “Full House,” you’ll know whose famous catchphrase that is. Comedian and actor Dave Coulier, known for his role as Joey Gladstone, visited Albany on Friday, Feb. 5 to perform stand-up to a sold out crowd at The Funny Bone. From awkward airport encounters to bizarre bathroom mishaps, Coulier dished it all during his performance. Although best known for his role on “Full House,” Coulier has had a long and varied career. Born in Michigan, Coulier grew up with a love for comedy and developed a skill for impersonations. Coulier also played on his varsity hockey team in high school. “I was always the funny guy in the locker room and when you get 20 guys sitting around, you have a captive audience,” Coulier said in a Buzzfeed interview. At the age of 19 Coulier moved to California to pursue his comedy career. While discussing his start as a comic, Coulier referred to himself as a “professional copycat” during the show, banking on his ability to do hilariously impeccable impersonations. His voice talents scored him various roles in the ‘80s, doing voice work for cartoons including “Ghostbusters,” “Muppet Babies,” “Scooby and Scrappy-Doo” and “The Jetsons.” Coulier got his big break when he auditioned for “Full House” in 1987. Little did he know the show would go on to have eight seasons from 1987 to 1995, accrue millions of viewers, and attain worldwide syndication. When describing the money he makes on “Full House” residuals, Coulier joked, “I don’t want to brag, but it’s enough to buy a T-shirt every week. Maybe even a long sleeve.” Since then, Coulier went on to host “America’s Funniest People,” tour with comedy troupe Duck’s Breath Mystery Theater and do voice acting for “Robot Chicken” and “Bob & Doug.” Flash forward to 2016, and Coulier has been touring the country performing stand-up. Coulier previously performed University at Albany students in October of 2014. Performing on both Friday and Saturday night, Crossgates Mall was packed with long lines of people waiting to see Coulier’s performance. He didn’t disappoint. “It was my first time at a comedy club and Coulier and his warm up act really had me in tears the whole way through,” UAlbany student Erik Scheltinga said. As the opening act, comedian Nate Weatherup warmed up the audience, opening his bit solemnly with, “I recently lost my best friend…” following with “he got married.” When describing his image as a child of the Underground Railroad being an actual underground railroad with Harriet Tubman acting as the conductor, Weatherup said “I’m not sure which direction I was going with that joke… but it’s probably north.” Following Weatherup, Coulier stormed the stage, wearing a Detroit Red Wings hockey jersey. His set certainly did not disappoint. Coulier took the stage for nearly an hour, jam-packed with jokes. His impersonations ranged from SpongeBob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Bill Clinton, Robin Williams and Tom Hanks, among others. He joked that Scooby-Doo and Shaggy would make good airport security guards, having a keen nose for the scent of marijuana. At one point, Coulier impersonated Matthew McConaughey’s Texas drawl, saying “I’m Matthew McConaughey,” while pretending to undo his shirt. He told the audience of an awkward chili encounter he had with Arnold Schwarzenegger at a picnic, where he accidentally spilled chili on Schwarzenegger’s shirt while laughing. Years later, he ran into Schwarzenegger in a hot Tyler Henry: New teenage psychic shocks Hollywood By KARISHMA PERSAUD Source: syracuse.com Dave Coulier will reprise his role as Joey on “Fuller House,” which premiers Feb. 26. tub on vacation in Hawaii, and immediately thought, “The Terminator’s here to kill me.” Referencing other celebrities, Coulier commented on his friendship with Bruce Jenner, saying “I knew Bruce Jenner… up until about eight months ago.” Coulier talked about his dad’s “prejudice” towards men with long hair, and his assumption that they do drugs. He also talked about his son’s ability to play Xbox games all day, while the best he could do is Super Mario. When an unsuspecting audience member got out of his seat during the show, Coulier jumped at the opportunity to make a joke. “That’s a poop walk,” said Coulier as he headed to the bathroom. Coulier talked about a recent “miracle” he experienced in a Chicago bathroom, during which one of the people in the bathroom farted so loudly that they set off the paper towel dispenser. “You can’t choose where your miracles happen to you,” he said. To conclude the show, Coulier played some blues beats on his harmonica accompanied by funny inaudible vocals. He also did his popular “water sprinkler” bit, where he spat water onto the stage while turning full circle. “I was pleasantly surprised when he pulled out a harmonica towards the end of the act, and even more surprised by how skillfully he played it,” said UAlbany student Sarah Sabin. “It was certainly a memorable night.” Coulier will be reprising his role as Joey in the Netflix original series, “Fuller House,” which will premiere on Feb. 26. His stand-up tour, along with his appearance on the “Fuller House” spin-off, shows that Coulier is back and better than ever. Usually people between ages 18 and 20 are either starting college, working or just going about their day thinking what to do next. Not 20-year-old psychicmedium, Tyler Henry, who connects with spirits in his new hit reality show, “Hollywood Medium,” which aired Sunday, Jan. 24 on E! During the season premiere, Henry performed reading sessions for NBA player John Salley, TV Personality NeNe Leakes, and actresses Jaime Pressly and Bella Thorne. The following week’s episode shows Henry’s session with TV personality Snooki from “Jersey Shore.” Henry begins his sessions by either receiving impressions from a personal object brought by the client or through a spirit that just connects with him instantly. Connections begin when the spirit shows him “random images and symbols.” Using a notepad, Henry sketches these symbols and writes down words and numbers to effectively deliver the message from the spirit. Henry first appeared on a “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” episode before his season premiere aired. He performed a reading for Khloe Kardashian while Kendall Jenner witnessed him connect with Khloe’s father, Robert Kardashian. Henry shocked Khloe and Kendall when he brought up a significant date in July, which turned out to be Robert’s anniversary with Kris Jenner. The season premiere opened with Henry’s mom driving him to his appointment. Celebrities book appointments through Henry’s manager, Ron, who provides Henry with only an address – no names. This prevents beforehand knowledge of the client and eliminates skepticism. When Henry arrived to his first location, actress Jaime Pressly welcomed him to begin his session. He connected with Pressly’s grandmother by referring to her as “talkative” and the name, “Mary.” In a sense, being a medium is like putting a puzzle piece together to reveal the final picture. Henry revealed to John Salley that when he connects with the spirit, he opens his mind to images and symbols, and “downloads a bunch of information.” Henry said that he sets his intentions to connect with the spirit and mentally receives pieces of imagery to interpret. Once everything processes, he delivers the message to the client to create meaning of it all. “I wanted to help people in their last moments and comfort them, and then my medium career took off,” said Henry. During his reading for Nene Leakes, Henry experienced “Medical Mediumship” which is when he goes through the process of someone’s death and takes on their physical symptoms. Things got super intense when Henry connected with Leakes’ mother. Henry’s sessions almost always provide his clients with comfort and closure. He reassures that their loved ones are at peace and are watching over them. It’s pretty clear that Henry touches the lives of these celebrities when a few sessions ended with tears of joy. “Hollywood Medium” leaves audiences amused by his peculiar talent. Although it’s unknown whether Henry’s connection with spirits is genuine, the suspense is worth feeling. Skeptics may question whether Henry and these celebrities are paid to put on a show, but it’s up to the audience to decide if he’s the real deal. MOVIES A bloody 19th century romance hits big screen By DIEGO CAGARA Zombies have become a commercial plot device in today’s pop culture. Because they typically appear in contemporary contexts, it can be startling to imagine them wreaking havoc in a historical time period instead. But that happens with Burs Steers’ directorial effort, “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.” Viewers are treated to an unusual juxtaposition of gore, romance, period drama and comedy - which surprisingly works. Adapted from Seth Grahame-Smith’s 2009 book of the same name which was based on Jane Austen’s 1813 classic, “Pride and Prejudice,” the movie is set in early 19th century London where a mysterious virus, revealed to have arrived at England’s shores via ships, has caused people to turn into brain-hungry zombies. The film centers on Elizabeth Bennet (Lily James) who simultaneously struggles with her growing feelings for Mr. Darcy (Sam Riley) and surviving the zombie apocalypse. While some may perceive the film as a corruption of Austen’s literary work, the injection of zombies into the lives of England’s landed gentry is certainly intriguing yet comical. Having both become proficient zombie slayers, Mr. Darcy’s cold, judgmental and walled-up exterior immediately clashes with Bennet’s more lighthearted and hopeless romantic nature. Even in a universe where young women are trained to wield swords, guns and their bare fists to defend themselves, the light of feminism is not that bright yet as women are still expected to be married off to bachelors, something Bennet disagrees with. She would find herself in a kind of love rectangle as she rejects three men’s consecutive proposals, including Mr. Darcy, because she feels like she has not quite found the one yet. While Bennet inadvertently falls for Mr. Darcy by the end, she and her Source: Screen Gems sisters, Jane (Bella “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” made over $5 million in its opening weekend. Heathcote), Kitty (Suki Waterhouse), Lydia (Ellie Bamber) acclaimed book, but it is just strong enough to stand on and Mary (Millie Brady) mostly have no trouble fending its own. As someone who has never read either Austen’s off the undead. There is a brilliant scene near the film’s or Grahame-Smith’s books, I was still able to understand introduction where Bennet and her sisters are walking what was going on, thanks to the characters’ sharp wit down an infested hallway, chopping off, slicing, stabbing and exhilarating action sequences. and basically dismembering zombies around them, all in a However, it felt a little rushed as all at once zombies Charlie’s Angels-esque slow-motion sequence. flooded the big screen, Bennet and Mr. Darcy struggled The fight scenes throughout look almost nonsensical to express themselves, and Bennet, a hardcore zombie and erratic yet it proves how Steers’ direction helps repellent, simply settled down for marriage. Nevertheless, the film skate just comfortably between carnage and the film exceeded my low expectations as I had assumed comedy. With blood and brains often splattering while that a movie that juggles romance, gore and the undead staining dresses and breeches, one can’t help but feel a would just result in a mess. It may not be the most sense of adrenaline. The film is not meant to be taken too thought-provoking film of the year, but it certainly is seriously since its source material is a parody of Austen’s entertaining. MISS THE SHOW? READ ABOUT IT ONLINE AT ALBANYSTUDENTPRESS.NET 8 EDITOR: MADELINE ST. AMOUR PRODUCTION.ASP@GMAIL.COM FROM THE COVER TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2016 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS This space could be yours! Buy a classified ad from the ASP. Email asp.advertising@ gmail.com for more information or to place an ad. FIND COLDSTONE HERE: CLASSIFIEDS: VALENTINE’S EDITION Julia, ADDRESS COLD STONE CREAMERY STUYVESANT PLAZA 1475 WESTERN AVE. ALBANY, NY 12203 PHONE 518.514.2003 Even though you knew I would do this, I went ahead and did it anyway. I love you, and I’ll always want you to be my valentine. 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The committee serves as the voice of all studentathletes and representatives receive encouragement to “provide insight on the student-athlete experience and offer input on the rules, regulations and policies that affect studentathletes’ lives on campus,” according to NCAA.com. SAAC is an NCAAaffiliated committee comprised of only studentathletes. At the nationwide Division-I level—which the University at Albany participates in—one student-athlete from every school in the 32 athletic conferences is selected to represent his or her respective school. In addition to sending one of its own studentathletes to SAAC to represent the school at the national level, UAlbany is one of many across the nation who has its own SAAC branch made up of only UAlbany studentathletes. This year, more so than in the past, UAlbany’s SAAC affiliate is focused on ensuring a fulfilling college experience for all student-athletes. “A role [SAAC] plays here at Albany is promoting a positive image of student-athletes in the community and Capital Region with different community service initiatives, events or projects,” said Justin Berger, senior lacrosse player and president of UAlbany’s SAAC. The group has participated in multiple community service projects and plans to continue to do so in the future. From toiletry drives to conference-wide food drives, UAlbany’s SAAC works to show that studentathletes can be leaders and helpful members in the community outside of their sport. “When we go out and donate a ton of toiletries to a homeless shelter downtown, we hope people see it and say, ‘Those kids stand for something good,’” said Berger. On a national level, SAAC’s primary COLGATE discussion centers around the time demands on the lives of studentathletes. Student SAAC representatives throughout the country are pressing for policies that will give student-athletes more time outside of class and practice so they can help in the community, receive a sufficient amount of sleep, and have a balanced social life. “It’s about making sure that it is a healthy relationship between athletics, studying, and everything in-between,” Laini Leindecker, UAlbany volleyball player and SAAC vice president, said. D-I athletes spend approximately 40 hours a week completing school work and going to class. An additional 40 - more or less - are spent on activities related to their sports. This leaves little time for any activities outside of academics and athletics. “SAAC is trying to find time for our studentathletes to be students,” said Carl Anderson, associate athletic director for Student Services at UAlbany. The student-athletes at the D-I level collectively decided that strict time demands need to be looked at further, via a survey administered by the NCAA that had approximately 28,000 responses. The NCAA is listening to the student-athletes of SAAC. “When we walked in, and the people that matter actually listened and actually cared about what we had to say, was incredibly inspiring,” Berger, who represented UAlbany earlier this year at the 2016 NCAA Convention, said. “The SAAC is driving the conversation. When change goes into effect next year, it’s going to be because SAAC did all of the legwork and all of the brainwork, which will be a really cool thing to be proud of.” Berger is proud of the strides SAAC has made this year. He believes as long as the nation has student-athletes committed to the group—like he knows there are at UAlbany—it “can only get bigger and better.” SAAC’s next event is scheduled for Feb. 25, where it will help promote the “You Can Play” project at the women’s basketball game. The project works to ensure that all studentathletes receive equal respect and treatment, regardless of their sexual orientation. senior captain Blaze Continued from Page 10 Riorden said, “We took a couple penalties, which is never good, but I was pleased with the way we handled adversity. No one got rattled and we kept plugging away.” Riorden also added, “And I’m really hung-over, put that in there.” Sophomore attack Justin Reh added a hat trick and in their first scrimmage Source: UAlbany Athletics Laini Leindecker, junior outside hitter, is the vice-president of the UAlbany SAAC chapter. Leindecker said that, as a student-athlete, it’s important to find a balance between academics, athletics, and other aspects of college life. Source: UAlbanysports.com UAlbany lacrosse player Justin Berger is the president of the UAlbany SAAC chapter. He represented the America East Conference at the NCAA Division I SAAC Conference at the 2016 NCAA Convention in January in San Antonio. of the year and men’s lacrosse defeated Colgate 15-14. While it wasn’t flawless, it certainly was a good outing and beginning for the America East Conference defending champion. “For next game we will be focusing on just improvement, I think we need to work on just taking better care of the ball,” Fields said. The team will use this as a chance to get better in preparation for their season opener, a non-conference showdown at Syracuse on Feb. 21. Miss the game? We’ve got your back. LACROSSE SCHEDULE UPCOMING HOME GAMES MEN’S Princeton Saturday, Feb. 13 Drexel Saturday, Feb. 27 Cornell Saturday, March 5 Stony Brook Saturday, March. 19 Wednesday, March. 30 Harvard Cornell Saturday, Feb. 27 Villanova Sunday, March. 13 Wagner Saturday, March 19 Binghamton Wednesday, April. 6 WOMEN’S Check out www.albanystudentpress.net or follow us @Sports_ASP to find game recaps and pictures! FOLLOW US ON TWITTER @SPORTS_ASP! SPORTS TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2016 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS EDITOR: CELIA BALF SPORTS.ASP@GMAIL.COM @SPORTS_ASP 10 BASKETBALL LEGENDS AT THE BIG PURPLE GROWL By TROY FARKAS On a night that the University at Albany honored its men’s basketball legends, a packed Big Purple Growl crowd at SEFCU Arena witnessed a vintage performance from the Great Danes’ current legends in the making. UAlbany squeaked by Vermont Saturday night, 75-71, after fighting off a lackluster first half behind senior co-captains Peter Hooley and Evan Singletary. The win moved the Danes – currently second in the America East standings – to 19-6. The Danes are seeking their fourth consecutive trip to the NCAA Tournament. The 2005-06 team was honored in pre-game festivities Saturday. That squad nearly became the first 16th-seeded team to beat a No. 1 seed in the tournament. The team, which featured Jamar Wilson -- the Great Danes’ all-time leading scorer -- started a trend, becoming the first UAlbany team to win the America East tournament since jumping to the Division I level in 1999. In 2006, the Danes led top-seeded Connecticut by as many as 12 points in the second half, but eventually fell 72-59. Fast forward 10 years: On Saturday, after a first half that saw Vermont shoot 67 percent from the field, senior guard Hooley was disgusted with how the Danes played after trailing 41-31 heading into halftime. Jonathan Peters / Albany Student Press “At halftime we took a Ray Sanders had 10 points, behind Peter Hooley and Evan Singletary’s 20-point night. hard look at ourselves. We “We battled in there. We by seven points with 7:29 left, but need similar performances from He’s shown that he can in the last were really disgraced with played really well in the first the Catamounts had other plans. Singletary if the Danes hope to year and a half.” how we played,” Hooley said. “I half,” said Vermont Head Vermont, fourth place in the “I was surprised when he came reach the NCAA tournament for think we had no energy. In a game Coach John Becker. “They’re a America East, clawed its way out and wasn’t aggressive and had the fourth consecutive year. like this you really need to have championship team. They had a back to a 70-68 deficit after a “We know what’s on the line zero at the half,” Brown said of energy.” great crowd here tonight.” three-pointer from Ernie Duncan, in terms of standings. Good teams Singletary. “You saw how good Coach Will Brown took a Hooley and Singletary agreed who finished with a game-high he was in the second half. And we win at home. Great teams find a surprisingly calm approach to it was the loudest they’ve ever 23 points. On the next possession way to win on the road,” Hooley needed that.” motivating his team in the locker following a Hooley missed lay-up, heard SEFCU Arena, besides the said. The purple and gold will room. victory over Stony Brook in the the Catamounts regained the lead “I think they expected me to America East championship game on an old-fashioned three-point throw things off the wall, yell, last March. play from Cam Ward, who put scream, threaten with practice For Brown, this game also the visitors ahead 71-70 with 1:48 at 6 a.m. tomorrow. But I said was about putting on a strong left. to myself ‘Let’s see if I can fool performance for the 2005-06 team Four consecutive free throws ‘em,’” Brown said. by Singletary put the Great Danes that paved the way for all the The Danes came out roaring in in front by three points with 45 success the UAlbany basketball the second half behind the stellar seconds left. Ward’s three-point program has enjoyed in the past play of Hooley and Singletary. attempt on the next possession decade. Brown said that when he The duo finished the game with missed long, and UAlbany’s Mike addressed his team at halftime, he 20 points each. All of Singletary’s Rowley grabbed the rebound told them, “Guys, all I’m asking came in the second half. before passing to Hooley, who you is to respect the 2005-2006 Hooley and Singletary was fouled. He missed both free team that built this program. I singlehandedly brought UAlbany throws, but Vermont’s Duncan need you to play the way they back into the game. The two were played.” the only UAlbany players to score was unable to convert from deep to tie the game. One more free “Six turnovers, getting to the in the first seven minutes of the throw from Greig Stire sealed the line 37 times, out-rebounding second half, cutting the deficit to win for the Danes, who remain by eight -- that’s how you win two points in the process. undefeated at home on the season. games,” Brown said. A Hooley three sent SEFCU After a great first half for the Singletary was also able to step Arena into a frenzy with 11 up when the team needed him. minutes left, which gave UAlbany Catamounts, Vermont was unable to make the plays it needed to “We were all struggling in the its first lead since 7:47 remained Jonathan Peters / Albany Student Press upset the Great Danes in front of a first half,” Hooley said. “It’s the in the first half. The Danes looked The Big Purple Growl had a sold out crowd on Saturday night. SEFCU crowd of 4,538. sign of a true leader to step up. ready to pull away after going up LACROSSE Danes pull off close win in first scrimmage of the season By MICHAEL TURAY Brittany Gregory / Albany Student Press Team defense is a focus for the team during their 2016 season. The University at Albany men’s lacrosse team kicked off its 2016 campaign by hosting Colgate University in a preseason tune up Saturday at John Fallon Field. Despite cold conditions and a chronic wind chill, fans were thrilled to get a chance to cheer on their Great Danes who are ranked 12th in this year’s preseason USILA Coaches Poll. The Danes are coming off yet another successful year under the helm of Coach Scott Marr who led the team to a record of 16-3, including a third straight America East Conference title. The Danes defeated Cornell in their opening round game in last years NCAA Tournament, only to fall to No. 1 seed Notre Dame 14-10 in the quarterfinals. UAlbany started the game strong by scoring four unanswered goals and taking a commanding lead. The offense was spread and many different players were getting minutes. It looked as if the Great Danes were going to effortlessly win this one, but Colgate found their rhythm and came back. Penalties costed the Great Danes and Colgate was able to convert goals on multiple man-down situations. “I think something we need to work on is not taking as many penalties, because we went up 4-0 and then we took some penalties that let them back in the game,” said sophomore attack Connor Fields. Fields scored two goals in the seesaw affair. After some spotty first half defense, the team looked sharp coming out of halftime and held Colgate scoreless in the third period. “I think we played well as a team yesterday. We set the tempo early going up 4-0 within four minutes, which is huge,” Please see COLGATE page 9