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by Ken Kuril
- Saturday night, March 27, at University Gym, the Farmingdale
Aggie Bobcats defeated the Delta
Sigma Pi and Friends team in a
wheelchair basketball game, 58-44.
The game was not as close as the
score indicates, as the Farmingdale
team gave their Albany counterparts
atwenty-point bonus to start the second half.
A fair sized crowd was treated to
an excellent performance by the
Aggie's Joe Redfern. Redfern led off
the scoring for the night, as the
Aggies jumped to a 10-0 lead. Early
in the game, the Delta Sig team was
having difficulty in scoring, Mitch
Kahn had a chance to put Delta Sig
on the board, but hisshot was off the
backboard.
George Warnock finally put one
in for Delta Sig, and the Aggie lead
was cut to 10-2. After another basket
by the Aggie's Redfern, Al
Roseman, captain of the Delta Sig
team, put one in to make the score
14-6. Later in the half, another
Redfern basket gave the Aggies an
18-10 lead.
With four minutes left in the half,
coach Dave Levy substituted a new
team for Delta Sig. Among the new
players was "Tiny" Chapman, Vicepresident of SI PH. Redfern and
Lehr combined for six quick points
against the new quir it. Bob Rubin
hit one of two foui shots for Delta
Sig as the half ended with Farmingdale leading 28-13.
High scorers for the Aggies were
Redfern (12) and Lehr (10). During
halftime, the spectators were allowed to attempt to play wheelchair
basketball.
To start the second half, the Delta
Sig team was given a twenty point
bonus, and they led, 33-28. After five
minutes of play, the Aggies regained
the lead by way of an over-the-head
pass from Lehr to Redfern, and
Redfern's basket made the score 3634.
With the score 45-34, Delta Sig's
Jim Morrissey's over-enthusiasm
almost resulted in his ejection from
the game. He received two technical
fouls for leaving his chair during the
course of play. (Three technicals
means automatic ejection.)
With 10 minutes left in the game,
Donna Wcllman, the Aggie's only
female player, entered the game and
was matched up against Delta Sig's
Tiny Chapman. The Delta Sig team
was supported by their own
cheerleaders, led by former president
of Delta Sig, Gary Rosenthal;
Rosenthal's "Joe College" look,
complete with shoe pom-poms and
megaphone was an added attraction
to the game.
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Delta Sig closed the gap to 48-40, A paea through Mia I out Ian* by the Delta Sigma PI team reauttlng In a
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with Bob Rubin and Mitch Kahn
quick bucket In Saturday * wheelchair basketball game.
scoring consecutive baskets for the score, 58-44.
and Students for the Improvement
fraternity. Irving Dunn, the ComHigh scorers for the game were of Programs for the Handicapped
munity Service Chairman for Delta Joe Redfern (22) and Bill Lehr (19) (SIPH). All proceeds from the game
Sig, narrowed the Aggie lead to six for the Aggies and Al Roseman (4) will be used to purchase special
points with his basket, but Lehr and and Bob Rubin (3) for Delta Sig.
wheelchairs which will enable the
Redfern put the game out of reachin
The game was sponsored by the handicapped to utilize more of the
the waning moments, the final business fraternity, Delta Sigma Pi University Gym's facilities.
Bushmen Cop Lg. II Hoop Title
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Mitch Kahn of Delia Sig lata tly with thla two point attempt In
Saturday1* game. Farmingdale won, 58-44.
Stickmen:'Vastly Improved'
by Craig Bell
The 1976 Lacrosse season opens
April 7, and according to assistant
coach Bill Fowler, the team should
be vastly improved over last year's
squad.
"I'd be truly disappointed," said
Fowler, "if we don't finish better
than last year's 6-6 mark." Fowler
says this in light of the fact that
graduation has radicallydcpleted his
corps.
"It is true that graduation has hurt
us," he said. "We lost a number of
leaders and this leaves us with a great
void to fill. But we still have a few
solid veterans returning and they
should form the nucleus of a solid
club. We are a young team but our
goal is still to make the playoffs."
Co-captain Terry Brady will head
the attack for Albany. The senior
from Long Island plays behind and
will control the ball for most of the
game, according to Fowler, Brady
can go both left and right with little
problem and was last year's leading
scorer (9 goals, 22 assists).
Bill Schmol, a freshman from Elmont, has been a pleasant surprise,
according to Fowler. "He will be
playing the crease and we expect a
lot of help from him."
The third spot for now belongs to
Don McCuc, up from last year's
junior varsitytcam. The6foot4inch
McCue has an excellent shot but has
to work on his stick, accordingto the
coach. "His development is the key
as to whether the attackgells into a
cohesive unit," he explained.
The midfield, the heart of every
good lacrosse team, will either make
or break this team. "The key to the
whole season," said Fowler "is the
the development of their all-round
play."
Jay Kianku is the Danes' leading
midfielder. "He does everything
well," said Fowler, "and in addition
he has excellent lacrosse sense. He
always knows what's happening out
there."
Aaron Berg will be alongside
Kianka on the first midfield. "Aaron
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by Randy Egnaczyk
With the score 4-1 in favor of
APA, Ray Gay converted a three
point play that started the Bushmen
off and running away with the
A.M.LA. League II basketball
crown by a score of 57-33. Mike
Rhctt, Percy Armstrong and Gay
broke the game open by scoring 10
unanswered pointsduringa 7 minute
span in the first half. Skip Scurry
and Rich Minter scored the
Bushmen's last 7 points of the half to
give them a 26-15 lead at intermission.
A pair of three-point plays by Jim
Holloway brought AI'A to within 7
at 28-21 early in the second half, but
that was the closest the score
became. After a John Murphy free
throw made the score 36-24, the
Bushmen—with Armstrong, Rhett,
and Tim Ridgcway doingthe bulk of
the scoring—canned 16 consecutive
points to ice the game. The Bushmen
finished the season at 12-0, while
APA ended at 9-3.
Rhett led the Bushmen with 15
points while Gay and Armstrong
added 14 and 12 points respectively.
Holloway led all scorers with 19 and
Murphy contributed 8 for APA.
League III Play-off action saw a
showdown of the unbeatens.(The
Potter Club and the Rats & Co. both
went into the game with perfect 11-0
records). The Rats got off to a fast
start, jumping out to a 5-0 lead,
before Skeetcr Green hit a free throw
and Mike Mahlmcistcr scored on a
10-foot jumper to make it 5-3.
Behind the outside shooting of
Jim Willoughby and the inside
shooting of Tom Clifford, the Rats
buill up an 8-point lead at 17-9 with
just under a minute to play in the
half. Andy Shcpard hit a 15-foot
jump shot with 30 seconds left to bring the Polter Club to within 6at the
half, 17-11.
The Rats had a nine point lead at
30-21 with4:30rcmaininginthc contest, when Kevin Murphy,
Mahlmcistcr and Shepard pulled the
Potters to within three in the next
two minutes. After a time out by the
Rats, Bob McNulty scored on a 20foot shot from the top of the key, to
put them ahead by five. Green and
Murphy each scored on driving
layups to put the black shirts down
by one with 1:10 remaining.
A steal and pass to Green by
Murphy resulted in an eight foot
game winner with just 17 seconds on
the clock. McNulty missed twice in
the last nine seconds of play and
when it was over, the Potter Club
had its only lead of the whole game,!
and that was at the 33-32 fi nal score. J
Mahlmcistcr, Green, and Murphy]
paced the Potter attack with 10, 9, J
and 8 p o i n t s respectively.
Willoughby and McNulty combined |
for 17 for the Rats.
The Potter Club will facet he Little j
Rascals, the team that finished se-1
cond behind the Rats in the Hast,]
wilh a 9-2 log, in the semi-finals off
the League III play-offs. The winner
will face the Crusaders, who boast j
the talents of the A.M.I.A. scoring]
champion, Carmello Verdejo, for ]
the League III championship.
Another team fell from the unbeaten ranks as the Family was upset I
by Tower of Power, 43-42. Clutch
foul shooting hy Steve Allcrton,
Don Schatz and Mark Kantor
boosted T of P to victory. Allcrton j
scored six of his ten first half points
at the charity stripe to keep T of P j
close to the Family at 18-15, al thef
intermission.
Bob Yodowitz scored two quick I
buckets to send T of I' into the lead |
al 19-18 early in the second half. The
lead see-sawed for the next six
minutes until jump shots by Allcrton
and Schatz put T of I* on top for
good with 11:25 remaining in the
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League 3 play-oft action between Potter Club and The Rat* * Co. Potter* (In Hack) won, 33-32.
Puerto Rican Students
Occupy President's Office
by JoAnne S. Andrews
A delegation of about twenty
Puerto Rican students took over the
office of SUNYA President Emmett
Fields for four hours yesterday,
demanding the return of the fourth
faculty line which was cul from next
years educational budget.
The students told Fields they
would not leave his office until he
gave them a commitment to return
the line cut. Fields told t h : students
thai he did not have the authority to
make such a commitment. He said
that the stale legislature determines
howthc educational monies are to be
allocated.
The students left Fields' office at
dusk, after Dean of Student Affairs
Drown read the students the rights of
Public Order.
A student said that they spoke
with a slate Senator last Tuesday.
The legislator has reportedly
promised he would do what he could
to help them.
One graduate student of Puerto
Rican Studies said, "Our education
should not be left solely for the
legislature to decide," she went onto
say that the Puerto Rican students
wanted a commitment fromthis University's Administration, not the
legislature, for the return of the
fourth line. Fields responded to this,
"You can say that and say it again,
bul you're not goingto get thefourth
line because we don't have it."
One of the students told Fields
that a department cannot function
with only three professors, and this
c u t - b a c k w a s a n a c t of
"institutionalized racism." Fields
denied this, telling the students that
the criteria for determining the cutbacks is by the number of students
enrolled in a given department.
The protestors replied, "We don't
want to play your numbers game."
They said, "This is a new depart-
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Hiapanic Studlea protestor Rafael Botch (left) cits with President Emmett Field* during students'
occupation ol hi* ollice. Administrator John Hartley conlront* demonstrator In background.
ment, and enrollment cannot be increased if the staff in the department
is decreased." Several students voiced opposition to the material
possessions of the school, saying it
wasn't necessary to spend so much
money on furniture. They said if
Fields sold his rug, the Puerto Rican
Studies could keep their fourth line.
Fields responded "Let's sell it."
Italian Legislators Aid Their Language Here
by Daniel Gaines
Italian-American Studies may not
be cut.
The slate legislature is expected to
approve $150,000 for the program,
as part of its chapter amendments
bill. The bill adds small items to the
state budget. It was introduced by
S e n a t o r J o h n M a r c h i and
Assemblyman Louis DiSalvo.
"We were under the impression
that the Italian program was cut
more than most," said DiSalvo, who
is Speaker Pro-Temp. "We sort of
resented that," he added, pointing
out thai it was the only language cul.
DiSalvo. Senators Murcbi and
Marino, and other legislators met
wilh members of Albany's Italian
community. SUNYA President
Fields and SUNYA Italian professor
Augustine Zitclli al the ItalianAmerican Communily Center in early March, and discussed the elimination of the Italian program.
"They recognized that enrollment
was low." said Fields, adding that
they did bring dala about an increased percentage of high school
students taking Italian. "It had some
meaning, bul not enough," he said.
Fields approved the Task Force
recommendation that the Italian
program be cut because of low
enrollment, high cost per completed
credit, and because Italian programs
are offered at many schools in the
state.
The Italian M.A. and B.A.
programs cost $ 113,000 at present.
The chapters amendment adds
$150,000.
Louis Bonaffini, from SUNYA's
Italian department, explained that
Italian "is very central to the
Humanities. The Western World
would have taken a very different
turn without the Italian
Renaissance." He also pointed out
thai 32 percent of the tri-city area is
of Italian descent, and thus the
department fulfills a community
need.
The chapters amendments are a
traditional addition to the stale
budget to satisfy particular concerns
of legislators. The amount of money
is comparitivcly small, $3,197,000.
Cut Extra Funds
The amendments also cul $350,000 in extra expense funds for
SUNY officials statewide, including
a $2,000 cut for university center
presidents such as President Fields.
Original Task Forte Reccomendaliom for lialian.The Task Force
recommends the termination of the
M.A. and B.A. programs in Italian,
with the reduction of one faculty line
in 1976-77 and at least 2.5 additional
lines in 1977-78. Retrenchment of
remaining faculty should depend on
Divisional decisions on needs and
priorities. Graduate assisstantships
and faculty support should be reduced concurrently.
Funds May Be Lost In Space
by Jonathan Levenson
A community fund, collected in
1959 to help pay part of the cost of
building a planetarium on the
SUNYAcampus, has been lying dormant in an Albany savings bank.
The fund, trusteed under Mayor
Frastus Corning, has becncollecting
interest and is now valued between
$70-$80,O00.
The Henry Hudson Planetarium,
as it was to have been named, would
probably have been built near the Infirmary. However, the lowest bid
received from contractors for the
facility was approximately $1,200,000, according to several SUNYA
administrators—about $100,000
more than SUNY Central was willing to spend. Dr. Curtis Hcmenway,
of SUNYA's soonto be discontinued
Astronomy Department, says the are still up in ihe air. and a refund
difference was closer to "$30,000, by would he contingent upon the projector being sold lo some other inour accounting."
Before Hie project was stalled, in stitution.
When asked about the apIhc mid-sixties, ihe university had
already committed itself to purchase proximate size of this potential rea planetarium projector. A contract, fund. Hartley quoted the last Zeiss
which was signed with the Carl Zeiss offer as S46.000. This would lake
Co. of Wesl Germany has cost New into account various costs Zeiss has
York Stale $75,001) thus far, . .the incurred, such as labor, interest, and
remaining portion of the bill (about storage since the instrument has
S50.000) was never paid, causing a • been sitting in West Germany for the
bieach of contract. With no money lasl decade.
available to pay the balance, the
In regard lo the seventeen year old
original $75,000 may be totally lost. community fund. Corning said,
According to Vice President for "People gave this money, and it was
Management and Planning John accepted, in good faith." Hesaid,"ll
Hartley, lie has been involved in was for I he purpose of constructing;!
negotiations for the lasl four years in planetarium in connection with the
an attempt lo have the SUNY pay- university. . . our commitment was
ment refunded. These negotiations kepi completely, '»ul the state changed plans." ihe Mayor added that the
idea of a planetarium "is a good
thing and very educational," bul that
nobody had requested use of the
community donations.
He also felt that the funds would
Predictions as to where the money
would come from mention various not be used in the near future. Coralternatives. Klein said, "There are a ning said that they would remain
number of possible sources, in- "nice and safe, drawing interest in a
eluding the possibility of a usage bank."
fee." A voluntary line might be placINDEX
ed on tuition bills in order to defray
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SUNYA Recreation Center Close To Reality
supervision of Associate Dean for
hy Paul Rosenthal
SUNYA's proposed field house or Student Affairs Robert Squatriglia,
"bubble" recreation center is draw- Meckler has visited two existing
ing closer to reality, as SA leaders recreation centers. Also involved in
complete their research on the pro- Ihe research have been Athletics
Director Joseph Garcia and Student
ject.
Central Council recently ap- Activities Advisor Dennis Rlkin.
Student leaders stress that the
propriated $1,000 from the Athletic
Advisory Hoard surplus to support facility will be used primarily for inpreliminary work for the recreation formal student activities. SA Confacility. Included in the research troller Stu Klein suid, "lis primary
have been investigations of existing purpose would be for student use,
structures and a survey of needs and not far intercollegiate sports or
physical education classes. Klein
interests on this campus.
A field house for intercollegiate complained of the lack of easy access
sporls was included in the master to facilities at the University Gym,
Two options exist for the proposconstruction plans for the campus.
SA Vice President Rick Meckler, ed center. A "bubble," similar to one
u chief proponent of the planned constructed at SUN Y Buffalo, is the
facility, has performed much of the less expensive proposal. More costly
necessary advance work, Under the would be a complex like the one
About an hour alter the sit-in
began. Fields suggested that the
students leave because nothing could
he accomplished in this disorderly
manner. Fields told the students he
felt he was being treated unfairly by
them. "What about usT said the
students. "We will not get anywhere
t liis way." said Fields, and he refused
to have any further discussion with
them. Several students took turns
reading to Fields a rationale written
up by the Puerto Rican Studies
Depart ment deali ng wit h t he budget
cutbacks. While rcudingthis. the student would pause and ask Fields to
respond. Fields would say. "No
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erected at Boston College, which includes six basketball/tennis courts.
Meckler believes the "bubble"
alternative hassome merit."Thenice
thing about it was thai it was son of a
total recreational package," he said.
He said Buffalo rented the structure
for $50,000 a year.
Meckler said, "If we couldn't get
more money, we would consider a
bubble."
Concert Use
Although more cosily, a facility
similar to the one built al Boston is
more likely, according to Meckler.
He estimated the center would cost
about $2 million. Included in Ihc
structure would be multiple-purpose
courts and an indoor track. The
center would also be used for concerts.
Candidates Address Urban Issues
NEW YORK (AP) Sen. Henry
. Jackson and Rep. Morris Udall said
they favored a federal takeover of all
welfare costs while former Georgia
Oov. Jimmy Carter opposed it as the
three leading Democratic presidential candidates outlined their
positions on urban issues Thursday.
Responding to queries from a
panel of 10 Democratic mayors, the
candidates also gave differing views
on questions of defense versus
domestic spending, how to handle
revenue sharing and the redevelopment of poor inner city areas.
Sen. Hubert Humphrey, who has
said he will not seek the Democratic
nomination but would accept a
draft, spoke to the mayors' meeting
during a luncheon at the Waldorf
Astoria Hotel.
On the Republican side, former
California Gov. Ronald Reagan
remained in Los Angeles after his
Wednesday night television speech
in which he attacked President
Ford's foreign policy as leaving the
nation dangerously inferior in
military strength.
The panel arranged by the
National Conference of Democratic
Mayors opened with Mayor Henry
W. Maicr of Milwaukee declaring,
"We arc not looking for Band-Aids,
or bailouts or handouts . . . The
money we send to Washington is our
money. We want it used to deal with
our problems.
"We know where President Ford
stands; he has ruthlessly vetoed even
the Band-Aid programs brought to
his desk. We know where Ronald
Reagan stands: he has promised to
veto any that Mr. Ford might have
overlooked," he said before asking
for the Democrats' positions.
On welfare reform. Jackson said
he favored federal takeover because
a Supreme Court ruling striking
down residency requirements had
made welfare a national problem.
Udall agreed. "We ought to
federalize welfare now . . . the cities
could cope if we pick up two national
problems, national health insurance
and welfare."
Carter said federalizing would add
$15 billion to $20 billion in costs
without improving benefits and urged instead that the welfare burden be
placed solely on the states, not on
local governments. He also said the
system should be simplified with 100
programs being reduced to two or
three.
On defense vs. domesticspending.
Carter said national security was the
most important priority of any president but that the "Pentagon is
p r o b a b l y the most wasteful
bureaucracy in Washington." He estimated $5 billion to $7 billion could
be cut from military spending and
shifted to social programs.
Jackson said some waste might be
cut from military retirement
programs, but that the real sources
of revenue for increased domestic
spending should come from full
employment which would raise the
government's revenues and from
savings resulting from a mutual
reduction of arms.
Udall said he favored holding the
military budget to last year's total
rather than meeting a Pentagon request for $14 billion more. "If you
say yes to the Pentagon, you say ho
to the cities . . . We don't need
overkill, we don't need gold-plated
weapons systems."
Carter said the revenue-sharing
program should be made permanent
but the money should go only to the
cities, not to the states.
But Udall and Jackson emphasized that it was a fragile coalition that
passed revenue-sharing and that
making significant changes in the
program could shatter the alliance
and end the program. Jackson said
there was no way to make the
program permanent, since each session of Congress could change the
law to its liking.
Court Upholds Registration by Mall
ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) The state's highest court upheld on Thursday the
constitutionality of a recently enacted statute allowing voters to register by
mail. The decision confirms the validity of the registrations of an estimated
50,000 persons, according to the state Board of Elections. The board said
they would have lost the right to vote in next Tuesday's primary if the law had
been thrown out. The Court of Appeals, unanimously reversi ng a lower court
decision, said the constitutional requirement that a voter make "personal
application" to register did not exclude registration by mail.
Subcommittee Approves Antitrust Bill
WASHINGTON (AP) The Senate antitrust subcommittee approved a bill
today to break-up major oil company control of the petroleum industry. The
measure would require the nation's 18 largest oil companies to reduce their
operations to one activity, either production, transportation, refining or
marketing, sponsors said. The sole exception would be for some refiners.
who would not be permitted to engage in the retail marketing or petroleum
products. The measure is expected to spark widespread controvcrsy.lt now
goes to the Senate Judiciary Committee, where Sen. Birch Bayh, D-l nd.. said
opponents may attempt a filibuster to defeat the measure.
Simon Says NYC Healing
by Naomi Friedlander
SUNYA budget cuts were in the
limelight once again, as WHMTs
Live Tonight devoted its Tuesday
show to the university's current fiscal
problems.
The program, which featured
journalists Daniel Gaines of the
Albany Student Press, lver Peterson
of the New York Times, and Amy
Plumer of the Empire State Report,
covered the recent task force
decisions and their effects on the university and capital district communities.
The show began withpre-rccorded
observations of selected faculty, student, and administrative representatives.
Among the most expressive com-
mentators was Professor Bernard
Johnpoll of the Political Science
Department, who angrily denounced President Emmett Field's goal of
creating a university system which
would complement the New York
legislative center. "He really wants
this to be a training gound for
bureaucrats and you can't do that."
Johnpoll said.
Departmental Cuts
Turning to departmental cuts,
Gerlene Ross, of the Speech
Pathology and Audiology department, evaluated the termination of
both the Master's and Bachelor's
programs in that field. Stating that
the department had recently entered
the School of Education. Ross said,
"We were the new boys on the block
and when someone hud to be kicked
off the block, the new boys were the
first to go."
Professor Peter Cocks of the Allen
Center, said the task force decision
"smacks of Watergate." Indiscussing
the elimination of his department
and objections which arose from this
decision. Cocks said, "We wereturned away like recalcitrant children
who could not understand the
decisions because of theirlack of information on the cuts."
President Fields defended his role
in the task force. "I am not entirely
free of contradictions." he said. "1
don't think anyone is," Fields spoke
of the tusk force determinations as
the only viable alternative for the university after lhc"even-handed drib-
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Approval of Schwartz Appears Dismal
ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) The Senate Finance Committee gave Herman
Schwartz, Gov. Hugh Carey's controversial choice to head the stale
Correction Com mission, another set back Thursday in Schwartz's apparenih
doomed effort to be approved by the state Senate. Finance chairman John
Marchi, R-Statcn Island, announced Thursday that the committee had voied
I3-8 against Schwartz's nomination, as three Democrats did not vote
Marchi polled the 24 committee members privately, and said Joseph
Tauriello of Buffalo, John Santucci of Queens and Howard Nolan ol Album
failed to cast ballots.
Prison Guards Seek Additional Personnel
ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) Claiming that New York Slate's prisons are
inadequately staffed to the point where they arc "powder kegs." a union
representing prison guards Tiled suit in slate Supreme Court l'hursdn>
seeking as many as 400 additional personnel. The suit contends thai
inadequate staffing is dangerous not only to guards but to prisoners,
according to Carl Gray, executive director of Council 82, American
Federation.of State County and Municipal Employes. Gray accused the suik•m ol '" milinlai "i«Bstuffinglevels at dangerously low levels even though ihestale
H has sufficient financial resources to maintain and operate the correction
$ g institutions under its jurisdiction in a safe, lawful and constitutional
•-•« manner."
I Wage Increase Averts Transit Strike
% N !'; W V f ° R K ( A P ) S u b w a > ' , r a m s •"«• buses rolled unimpeded along 2.00(1
-- miles of transit routes Thursday after a typical cliff-hanging contract
deadlock over union wages was solved with a cost-of-living boost. Il was
described as painless solution for the fiscally crippled city. The pre-dawn
agreement averted a transit strike that would have affected 3 million daily
? S h C t W T"[ p B C t 'l, 8 u b J««t , 0 ratification by the rank and file of I he
34,000-member AFL-CIO Transit Workers Union. The agreement also must
gain approval from the slate-dominated watchdog group, set up to aid the
city through lis worst fiscal crisis in more than 40 years.
ALBANY STUDENT PRESS
APRIL 2, 1976
ble technique of extracting resources
was exhausted."
Fields' comments revealed how
complicated and overwhelming the
problems of an Eastern university
were for a Texan administrator.
"Texas is a frontier state," Fields
said. "Things arc very simple out
there."
Subsequent Commentary
In the subsequent commentary
from the panel, discussion ranged
from the elimination of certain
programs to the hiring of scholars in
the English department. "Hiring
superstars will produce the kind of
attraction the university seems to
want." Peterson said.
"Training nurses is very expensive." Guines said, talking of the task
force termination of the nursing
program. "One of the goals'was to
affect the least number of students in
the state . . . whether or not they
can get jobs."
Plumer. in evaluating the total
effects of budget cuts, called them a
"vote of death." Asked whether she
thought Fields had acted wisely,
Plumer said: "Isn't it wonderful that
someone was able to make some
decisions."
Gaines concluded in the final
moments of the program. "It scares
me that a school was prepared to cut
itself, if there arc still so many
questions of who or where the cuts
should he made. Maybe they should
ctil entire section's ofthe suite university. It might end up being fairer."
Development Foundation
Seeks Aid for University
Marine Corps Hearings to Be Held
WASHINGTON (AP) Treasury when city and state officials con- WASHINGTON (AP) Rep. Charles Wilson, D-Tcx., said Thursday that a
Secretary William E. Simon told vinced Congress and the Ford ad- House Armed Services panel will hold hearings on abuses in Marine Corps
Congress Thursday he is cautiously ministration to approve emergency recruitment and training practices. Wilson told a news conference that he has
optimistic that New York City can federal loans to the city.
been assured by Rep. Lucien Nedzi, D-Mich , that, the military personnel
solve its financial problems.
The promises included balancing subcommittee which Nedzi chairs will investigate the situation. Wilson said
Sen. William Proxmire, chairman the city's budget and overhauling its his concern with training abuses by the Marine Corps was prompted by the
of the Senate Banking Committee accounting system, which has been death of a 20-year-old Marine recruit, Lynn McCJure of Lufkin, Tex.
which heard Simon's testimony, said compared to a Byzantine paper According to Wilson, McClure had beenrecruited into the Marines despite a
the city must succeed because Con- maze.
history of mental retardation and arrests.
Appearance Friday
g r e s s will not e x t e n d its
government's loan or provide the
Mayor Abraham Beame and Army to Close Bases to Save Money
city any other federal help after June Elmer Staats. comptroller general of
WASHINGTON (AP) The Army said today it plans to close or impose
1978.
'
the United States, arc scheduled to reductions at 29forts and other and other bases in a move to cut non-essential
New York Gov. Hugh Carey told appear beforethecommittee Friday. overhead and save at least $42 million. The actions would result in
the committee New York City has
"Looking a', the balance of the elimination of 4,500 civilian jobs and transfer of 13,128 servicemen and
made substantial progress but that three-year loan period, there is nowa civilian workers. The affected bases, ranging from forts to small district
its accomplishments will be for basis for a degree of cautious op- recruiting headquarters, are located in I7states, the District of Columbia and
naught unless the federal govern- timism . . . . " Simon said. "I believe Puerto Rico. The Army plan is conditional largely on the outcome of studies
ment corrects u "deteriorating t he job can be done and done wit hi n assessing the impact of the moves on the environment and factors such as
economic situation" plaguing local the allotted time frame. I believe the employment, schools and housing. The studies are required by law and will
governments.
job can be done without disrupting take up to nine months.
Proxmire opened two days of essential services.
hearings to determine how New
"And, most importantly. I believe Cunningham Ordered to Testify Before Grand Jury
York City is doing on its pledges of the rewards of doingthejob well and
ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) The state Court of Appeals said Thursday that slate
fiscal responsibility made last year properly are potentially enormous.'
Democratic Chairman Patrick Cunningham must testify before a special
grandjuryinvestigatingpoliticalcorruptioninthe Bronx. Cunningham.who
is also Bronx Democratic chairman and was picked for the state job by (im
Hugh Carey, was called to testify byspecial corruption prosecutor Maurice
Nadjari. Cunningham had appealed the subpoena, but has now lost all Ins
appeals. In a strongly worded warning, the state's highest court put the
controversial Nadjari on notice that the court could later review the
investigation if there is evidence of harassing witnesses, abusing the grand
jury or violating the confidentiality of grand jury proceedings.
Tne shortest distance
between
graduation
and career?
PAGE TWO
TV Program Examines SUNYA's Fiscal Crisis
Some members of S-Quad Volunteer Ambulance Service working on a practice drill.
by Mark Frey
received in donations.hut this figure
I he University Development may vary from year to year.
Foundation, though virtually unHowever those funds. Welch exknown, is an Institution of great
plained, are usually restricted conbenefit to both faculty and students tributors may request that their gift
here. According to Vice President
he used for a specific purpose. Thus,
for University Affairs Lewis P. an accounting firm may specify thai
Welch, the foundation is a non- their donation he used by the acprofit organization which is "legally counting department. The main concharted to accept gilts and grants tributors to Ihe foundation are
which arc used to advance university
members of the business and ingoals."
dustrial community, hut ihcre are
Welch said university goals may also a low private contributors.
include anything from the purchasWelch said, the major advantage
ing ol new equipment. I he funding of ol havingji development foundation
research projects, the improvement is that it can extend the resources ol
of departments or programs and also the university beyond that which is
providing for student loans. Ap- • provided lor by the state. Most maproximately SI50.000 each year is jor universities, and all the state university centers, have one. flic foundation is run by the university, not
the stale, in order lo insure that all
the lunds contributed go directly to
the university.
Aside from providing lor the
with the health center will handle general welfare of the university as a
any calls which simply require whole, ihe University Development
transportation to the health center loundalion can diiecllyhclplhe stuor lo a doctor's office.
dent. Welch stiid Ihe foundation sup5-Quad handles what they call ports ihe student shorl-lcrm loan
routine, urgent, and emergency fund. Ihe fund, which contains aptransports. As Corrigan explains it. proximately $20.0(111. can be used for
a routine transport is "something short term emergency loans by
thai lliesiudenl driver would he able students who qualify. Students who
to lake except thai the student has to wani to know if they qualify for a
go laying down." An urgent loan should contact the Financial
transport is one of "medium Aids Office or Dr. Charles ti. lisher
seriousness" while an emergency is a in AD 125.
matter of "life or limb."
In view of diminishing slate aid
Services Rendered
and recent budget cutbacks, the Un5-Quad Ambulance serves not iversity Development Foundation
only students, faculty, and visitors stands to play a larger role in Ihe
on the campus, hut also such persons years to come. It should be
who live with-in a live mile radius of emphasized, though. 1 hat ihe gifts to
State Quad (5-Quad's headquarters) ihe foundation cannot he used to
and who are not serviced by any support it new program or a teaching
other volunteer ambulance squad. position. That is ihe state's responAccording to Corrigan. there arc no sibility. Instead, the Foundation can
other volunteer ambulance services be used lo supplement and enhance
already existing programs.
in the city of Albany.
Five-Quad Ambulance: At Your Service
by Sue Lnicrson
I was jostled on the stretcher asthc
ambulance swerved back and forth.
Suddenly il came to a quick stop. I
fell an odd rushing sensation in my
head.
The ambulance atlendants looked
at me and smiled. A voice from the
front of the ambulance called out,
"How's it feel'.'" "That is strange." I
replied with a laugh.
A scene from Mary Han man,
Mary Hattmati? No, just learning
how il feels to be an ambulance
patient courtesy of 5-Quad Ambulance. SUNYA's volunteer squad.
5-Quad driving instructor Matl
Staccone was at the wheel. The sharp
turns and fast braking illustrated
how an ambulance driver should not
drive, according to Staccone.
"I lik'j to emphasize safety." says
Staccone. Although good, sale driving for the comfort ofthe patient is
the general rule, member Bob Connors admits, "Sometimes you have
to swerve, and all our drivers are
trained in swerves, just in case."
Strict training and retraining in
their various positions is a must for
all 5-Quad members. "We'reresponsible for a lot of people, and we take
il somewhat seriously," says Staccone.
5-Quad Volunteer Ambulance
Service, Inc. is a non-profit corporation formed on October I, 1973 in
order to "operate a volunteer ambulance service in and about the city
of Albany, New York: to train intereslcd persons in first aid techniques and as medical emergency
technicians; and lo particularly service the faculty, staff and student
body of and visitors lo the State University of New York at Albany," ac-
APRIL 2, 1976
cording to their certificate of incorporation.
To these ends. 5-Quad maintains a1"
large stall' of student volunteers who
man crews around the clock, 24
hours a day. 7 days a week. Presently
there are 80 active members in 5Quad.
"There are four people on a crew,"
explains squad member Mary Corrigan. "There's a dispatcher... who
handles the radio and the
telephones. There's a driver. There's
an attendant who usually docs the
first aid on the person, and the crew
chief has to take the responsibility
for those three people. The attendant, driver, and crew chief go out in
Ihe rig [ambulance] to the call."
All attendants, drivers, and crew
chiefs have necessarily received
training in cither advanced first aid
or emergency medical technician
(EMT) courses. 5-Quad members
sponsor EMT courses at SUNYA.
and those who arc properly certified
by the Red Cross teach first aid.
"After a person comes out of a first
aid or an EMT course, regardless of
whether they took it here or they
took it someplace else, they have to
go through a training program in 5Quad itself, where they're trained for
the various positionsthattheylake,"
says Corrigan. Many 5-Quad
members serve in more than one
capacity. Some serve in all four.
5-Quad has two ambulances, or
rigs,equipped with modular u n i t s separate compartments containing
the necessary supplies forspecific injuries. For example, there is a burn
module, a trauma module, and one
which Connors admits has never
been used, an obstetrics module.
"Nobody's given birth yet to
anybody on campus." Connors
remarks.
Second In Albany
According to Connors. 5-Quad
members consider their rigs to be
"the second best equipped rigs in the
whole city of Albany, nexl lo the
paramedics in Colonic." They are
also confident of their ability to handle any situation which may arise.
"We arc equipped to handle any
sort of medical emergency because
we're familiir with the campus." says
5-Quad's Assistant Chief of Administration Dick Sleeper. "Also."
Sleeper adds, "part of first aid is being able to relate to your patients,
and sludents can relate to each other
quite well." 5-Quad members also
point to the fact that their service is
free, as compared to at least $40 for a
commercial ambulance.
5-Quad Ambulance may be reached by calling the University Health
Center. A studen' driver associated
Voters Decide as Primary Nears
by Doug Payne
New York's presidential primary
will be held on April 6. But it seems
most of SUNYAstudents' only participation will consist of little more
than a glance al the primary results
late that night.
NYPIRG expectsthat lessthan 15
per cent of potential voters will cast
votes in the primary.
New York State's election law requires voters to be 18 years old, and
lo be registered six months in advance of the primary in order to
paticipate. Forthosewhohavehome
residences outside of Albany County
absentee ballots are available. These
ballots had lo be requested from the
individual's home district by March
30, 1976. They must be sent in with
the voter's choice by the close of
primary day at 9 p.m. on April 6.
The upcoming primary is a choice
between Democratic contenders:
Udall, Carter, Harris, Jackson, and
Wallace. The Republican choice is
between Ford and Reagan,
Voters will elect within each countyDelegates Pledged
These delegates are pledged, and
will appear on the ballot with their
ALBANY STUDENT PRESS
respective candidates. Some
delegates on the ballot will remain
uncommitted lo any candidate.
Later this summer the delegates will
vote for the candidate of theirchoice
in either the Republican or
Democratic convention.
Get The Vote Out
Registered student voters who live
in the Albany area may vote in any
one of the city's 127 polling places,
Voting will be conducted from 12
a.m. lo 9 p.m. on Aprilft.Others may
vote by absentee ballot if the conditions arc mel. All who can, ate urged to participate.
*"""~~'~"" PAGE THREE
Chem Run
Cftimmif Professor John Aronson ha* chrtfilgfd the chemistry
fradake Modents to a six mile race
tomorrow around Perimeter Read.
According to Aronson. "This is to
prove a faculty member is worth six
graduate students.''
Aronson will run six miles, against
six students who win run a mile each
in the relay.
All the runners are dose to running a 6 minute mile, said Corvan.
But, Aronson averaged 7. IS minutes
per mile during his 18 mile run from
Schenectady to Albany.
The caalleaae arose as a dare dur' ing the chemistry department's
coffee hour. In preparation for the
meet the students organized "group
run" at which they held qualifying
races The students who are in the
running are: Peter BuIlock.Gary
Smith. Tom Nemo. Jerry Mendolwski. Phil Lyford. and Alan
Flam berg.
fterto Rican Students Sit-In
continued from page one
further discussion."
Besides the students and Fields,
there were two faculty members and
three administrators in the office.
Professor Enrique Irizzary attended
in support of the students. It was
Irizzary's position which was cut
from the department. "Fields didn't
leave us any leeway," said Irizzary,
All involved in the race have men"nor did he give us any kind of a
tioned beer at the race's end, but no
promise."
one knows who is buying it.
Vice President for Management
Everyone seems to assume the loser
and Planning John Hartley, and
buys the beer.
Lewis Welch, Vice President of Un-
MANDATORY REPORTERS MEETING
SUNDAY NIGHT AT 7:00 turn.
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All who wish to write, or keep writing must
attend. Any problems call Dave, Andrea or
Cynthia at 457-8892
iversity Affairs, had little to add to
the heated discussions until the end
of the sit-in when Hartley attempted
to tell thestudentstherules of Public
Order. The students demanded that
these rules be read to them and not
recited verbatum.
Rights in Spanish
Hartley was allowed to call Dean
of Student Affairs Neil Brown to
have him bring a copy of the Public
Order. Jim Williams, Director of
Security, accompanied Brown into
Fields' office. Brown began to read
the rules of Public Order, but he was
immediately halted as the students
demanded their rights be translated
into Spanish.
Hispanic and Italian Studies
Department Chairman. Raflt|
Bosch translated the rights i„i„
Spanish, as Dean Brown read them
in English. After the rights had been
read, there was much discussion
a m o n g t h e students. The
demonstrators finally left Fields' office singing a political Puerto Rican
song. The last thing they said in
English was, "We'l sec you
tomorrow
Most cities and towns that can't
meet the public payroll usually raise
taxes, but that's not what they did in
the town of Renner, Texas.
When Renner, a community of
500 persons, ran low on funds earlier
this month, it simply fired its entire
police force. And with the police out
of business, the court clerk and city
judge were dismissed too, because
Recreational Facility in the Works
continued from page one
might be charged to outside groups
using the facility, and concerts
would also produce funds.
One potential source of money has
become the center of some controversy. A proposed sale of SA's
Mohawk Campus would bring
several hundred thousand dollars
into SA's capital for the center.
While Klein characterized Mohawk
as costingtoo much, student opinion
reflects a reluctance to give up the
recreational site on the Mohawk
River. An SA poll reported that 50
percent of the student body wantsto
keep the area, while only 35 per cent
were in favor of selling it.
Meckler said. "It was lough to intcrpret exactly what that meant." He
did, however, say of the proposed
sale of Mohawk. "We'd like to uscii
as a last resort."
Proposals will soon be heard from
prospective builders and. .u-coiding
to Meckler. the project mn\ gel nil
the ground by this summer
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The Renner tax collector and the
city administrator have been terminated as well.
With the police department disbanded, Renner Town Commissioner Ross Forney was asked
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West German zoo officials arc
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Professor Ernst Kullmann. head
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2
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Dear
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all t h e h a p p i r e s t possible.
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it's
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Baby1
F e n n e r l y : I dig y o u
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sure—o.k.?
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AUGUST 26, 1976
ALBANY STUDENT PRESS
APRIL 2, 1976
Hangin' Out
said. "Basically, it means that you're •
pretty together dude. I'll tell you
something, though, Hy—I know people
who are supposedly workingtheir way up
to successful professional careers, and
you'd think that they'd have their shit a
lot more together than a screw-off like
yourself. But some of them are so hung up
it's unreal!'
"I'll tell you something. Jackson. This
world we live in is a pretty cra/.y place,
because human beings are pretty screwy
animals. Some of the things that people
do to themselves and other people are
pretty strange, and malicious at times.
But you know what? You can't let it get
you down, because you gotta realize that
"Ha ha! You know me too well," he courses, pass/fail. Besides. I have friends
by Frank Doris
in class who tell me everything that's gosaid,
laughing. "So you want to know
Today is the first day of spring, and
ing on. When a test comes up, I just pull
about
hangin'
loose,
huh?'
He
took
a
long
everybody's out and about all over the
an all nightcr the night before, and then
hit
off
thejoint,
held
it,
and
exhaled
slowacademic podium. The snorkel parkas
rush into the test and write down
ly.
"Weill
.
.
.
today's
certainly
a
good
have now been relegated to the back of
everything as last as I can before I forget it
the closet permanently; and everything day for it. The weather's perfect,
all."
everybody's
in
a
good
mood,
and
.
.
.
"
that can't be done in winter is returning
"What's your major?" I asked.
Suddenly
a
blonde-haired
girl
walked
on this day—frisbees, T-shirts, short
"E-flat," he said. I gave hima look. "No
by
us,
wearing
a
halter
top
and
shorts
so
shorts'and halter tops, guitars and conga
actually if you really want to know, I m
tight
they
looked
likethey
werespray
paidrums, joints and six-packs.
studying to be a Drum Major. I originally
nted on. Both of us immediately tried to
I figured that this would be the perfect
wanted to go into cab driving, but the
catch her eye, but she had caught us off
day to seek out my good friend
field is really getting overcrowded with
guard and walked right by us.
Hieronymus Q. Hangworthy—a beercollege grads these days."
"My
Gawd,"
Hieronymus
gasped.
drinking, pot-smoking hedonist,
"When was the last time you were ever
lazybones, philosopher, comedian, and "Did you see those legs'! Men have rJU'd'm
serious, Hy?'
search
of
legs
like
that!
Too
bad
I
didn't
the University's foremost authority on the
"When I took my driving test in 1972.
fine art of hanging out. Everyone knows get a chance to say anything to her," he
You know how those inspectors are no
about hanging out, since everyone docs it said, still staring at her now distant form.
sense of humor whatsoever."
often enough, but few people talk about it But you know how it is, girls are like sub"But don't you ever get bored, just sitway
trains
.
.
.
there'll
always
be
or discuss it in detail. However, old Hy
ting around doing nothing all day?" I askbaby has done more serious hanging out another one coming along within a few
ed him alter he started his second beer.
than anyone else 1 know, and could moments if you wait. At leastthat's what 1
"Are you kidding? Why should I get
always
tell
myself
everytime
I
strike
out
probably shed alot of light onthesubject.
bored sitting in the sun, shootin' the shit
with
one!
You
knowsomething?'
He
gave
With this fact in mind, 1 set out for the
with my friends, and getting high. First of
fountain equipped with a tape recorder, a me a conspiratorial look and said, "this
all, what else would I be doing"
six-pack of Bud, and a few joints of sure is good shilV
'Well . . . don't you have a job?
I could see that my man was beginning
Columbian.
Don't you have to work sometimes?'
to
warm
to
the
subject.
He
was
getting
it didn't take me long to find him. He
"As Ray Davies of the Kinks has said,
was sitting on the concrete bench by the that same crazed look in hiseyethat 1 saw 'who needs a job when it's sunny? "
in
him
the
time
he
was
in
Sutter's
one
Lecture Centers, wearing a wrinkled
"But tell me, Hy. What else do you like
Coors T-shirt, a straw hat, cutoffs, and night, challengingcveryoneinthe place at
about hanging out?'
a
dollar
a
game.
To
tell
you
the
truth.
I
track shoes with about 10,000 miles on
"What else do I like . . . well, it
them. At once, he flashed a smile of was feeling pretty loose myself. But 1 doesn't cost any money, for one. It also
didn't
want
to
let
things
slide
too
much,
so
recognition at me.
I asked him, "When's the best time to doesn't pollute the environment, so it's an
"Hey, what's happeningT he greeted.
ecological and patriotic thing to do.i It
hang out around here?'
"Nothing much," I replied. "What's
certainly doesn't hurt anybody. And you
"Right before and after classes change.
get to meet all kinds of interesting people,
doing?"
That way you get to meet all the people
especially girls. But most of all, it gives
"Oh, just hangin'loose. So what's up?'
running around, and catch your friends
one a sense of fulfillment, a sense of
"Well, Hy,' I said,"! wanted to talk to
between classes. The best days are Monspiritual, inner peace and self conyou because I'm doing an article about
day, Wednesday, and Friday, because
fidence."
hanging out, and 1 figured you could give
those are the days with the most class
my readers a little info on the subject." 1
"I don't understand. How can you get
changes. The best times are 11:00, 12:00
sat down next to him and motioned to the
and 1:00. Before that, everybody's still to all this from doing nothing?'
six-pack. "Want a beer? Help yourself."
"Well, most days you just hang out,
asleep to be into it, and after that,
" Well, t hat's mighty hos-/;//-able of you
you know? But on certain rare days, when
everybody starts going home."
there, Jackson! Don't mind if I do. But "What time do you usually hangout?' the weather's just right, when you're with
tell me. if you're goingtobedoingthisin"All the time. 1 could sit out here all your favorite people, and when you're in
terview with me, don't you think we ought day," he said.
just the right mood, all these elements
to get ourselves into the cr . . . proper
combine into the perfect hang. I mean
"But what about missing classes?
psychological . . . umm . . . frame of
hanging's always good, you know, but
Aren't you worried about not knowing
there's times when it's really good. Those
mind?'
"I'm way ahead of you, Hy," 1 said as 1 what's going on in your courses?'
arc the days that a true connoisseur of
"Why should I? I'm taking all bullshit
took oi't a joint and lit it.
hanging loose lives for. If you've neverexperienccd it for yourself, you can't
possibly know what it's like. It's so great
tojust lay back and enjoy the feeling, and
all the things you usually worry about just
get pushed out of your thoughts totally.
Yeah, nothing beats a perfect hang!"
After this last statement, Hieronymus
was silent, staring off into space with a
totally beatific expression on his face.
Youcouldseethjitthis wasa man who felt
he had found true fulfillment in his life.
After about a minute of deep contemplation, Hieronymus broke off his reverie by
opening up beer number three.
"You know, Hieronymus," I said. "You
may be the only self-actualizing person 1
know."
"Well, I don't know what that means,
but it sounds like something a Psych major would say, all right!"
"Nothing gets past you, does it, Hy?" 1
:- /
it's just part of the deal. I mean, that's the
way it's always been and that's the way it
always will be. So remember—when
nothing in the world seems to make any
sense, a sense of humor is your best
defense. You gotta take everything that
happens to you with a grain of salt. So if
you can laugh at all the screwed-upthings
that happen in the world and enjoy all the
good shit, then you'll have absolutely
nothing to worry about."
"Well, Hieronymus, 1 have to be going
now. 1 must say it's been a real pleasure
talking to you, and I hope my readers can
dig what you have to say. Keep hangin'
loose, buddy," 1 said.
"That I most assuredly will, my man.
Make sure you keep hangin' loose
yourself, fake it slow!"
I started to leave, but as I was walking
he stopped me in my tracks. He looked at
me with that smile of his and said:
"By the way, are you doing anything
tonight? 1 feel like playing some Bi-Plane
down at Sutter's".
"A dollar a game?" I asked.
"You gueased it."
"I'll be there!" And I walked awaysmiling into the rest of the afternoon.
:};•
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The Classical Fonua*
The Follies of
Love and War
I I I I I I H I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I ' I '
wkot'6
Friday, April 2
Saturday, April S
CC Main Lounge
same as F r i d a y
2M1:
9 a.m.-5 p.m.
LCI8
with Black Gold, Burundi ft
J a z z Concert
Black Ensemble
by E O P S A
call CC Information Desk for place I
CC Ballroom
I p.m.-4 p.m.
Fri. & Sat. 6, 10
ASpKtOdywy
Fri. ft Sat. 7:30, 10
Bazaar ft EOPSA Sub Groups
Stanley Turrentine
Inserts
tower east
Freeie Dried Coffeehouse
Crafts F a i r
center 4 5 9 - 2 1 7 0
ON CAMPUS
Fri. ft Sat. 8:30
eopsa
cine 1-6 459-8300
Jimmy Castor Bunch &
LCI8
by E O P S A
Fri.
Fri. 8:00
Page Hall, Draper
P A C Recital Hall
Our D a n c e
call P A C for time
Robin & Marion
Cinderella Liberty
9 p.m.
8% : ft : ft:&S::*:¥::^^
& Sat. 7:20, 9:30
same as Friday
free
SUNYA Synchronized Swim Club
Our Dance
j
"American Portraits"
by S U N Y A dance students
P A C Lab 2 Theatre
I w i l l I Will F o r N o w
Fri. & S a t . 7, 9 : 1 0
ifg
Dr. S t r a n g e l o v e
University Gym Swimming Pool
Fri. 7:15. 9:45, 12
Young Frankenstein
8 p.m.. free
LC 1
8 p.m.
Fri.
albany state
Dorm P a r t y Night
Heineken Disco
Indian Q u a d
with Ted Fish & Co.
9 p.m.
9 p.m.
S a t . 7:30, 9 : 3 5
Funny Lady
tickets in flagroom
Colonial U Lounge
7, 10:50
Fri. & Sat. 7, 9:30
Sneak Preview
LC7
Fri. 8:55
colonial quad board
5
Next S t o p G r e e n w i c h Village
Marx Brothers Go West
Fri. & Sat. 6:30, 10:30
by L o n Levin
A Criticism of the 48th Annual Academy Award
presentations, of any a w a r d show, is very easy. T o o
easy. In fact, so easy that 1 will refrain from discussing
with you what I found lacking in these presentations.
Besides, since most of you s a w it a n d c o m m e n t e d t o u
friend on what you didn't enjoy, a harsh critical analysis
would seem r e d u n d a n t . Let me he the first person t o tell
you what I liked about this particular Academy Award
show.
I liked . . .
. . . Kay Holger when he sang with the words.
. . . when t h e opening a n n o u n c e r said "there's Art
Freeze Dried Coffeehouse
Lewis London & Co.
Casino Night
State Q u a d U-Lounge
9 p.m.
swing and jazz
C C Assembly Hall
free \v,tax card. S.75 w / o
8:30 p.m.
Sun. 7, 9:30
Rathskellar P u b
Sunday, April 4
3:30 p.m.. see Friday
The Devil Within Her
Ann McGarry-piano
Music Student Graduation Recital
PAC Recital Hall
University Gym
free w t a x card, SI w / o
X p.m.
m a d i s o n 489-5431
Fri. & S a t . 6:30. 8:15, 10
The Sunshine Boys
fox-colonic 459-1020
call theatre lor times
Barry Lyndon
Fri.
3 p.m.
Abba Kban
"Prospects for peace in Middle East"
. . . Keith C a r r i d i n c f o r having the g u t s t o c o m e a n d
sing his own s o n g , by himself a n d not wear a t u x e d o or
have a n integrated soul trio hack him u p .
. . . Mary Pickford.
. . . every commercial that wasn't for Polaroid or
Honda.
. . . t h a t they s a n g " A m e r i c a t h e Beautiful" instead
. . . shots of the audience that didn't
include
Elizabeth Taylor.
. . . a n y presenter w h o wasn't going t o a p p e a r in a
Tune in next
week.
SIIIHIII
Fri. & Sat. 8:30
OFF CAMPUS
S I N Y A Synchronized Swim Club
. , . cverytime a w o m a n won an award besides a n
actress.
. . . t h e I L G W U commercial
. . . howGcnc Kelly'svoicealwayssoundsthesamc.
Sneak Preview
LC7
same as Friday
new film this year.
. . . George Burns acceptance speech.
of " T h e Star Spangled Banner."
. . . every utterance t h a t was not a plug.
Carney of Tonto and Me".
State Quad Presents
hcllman 459-5322
Rafters Coffee H o u s e
Jerome Barber
Barry Lyndon
blues minstrel
Chapel House
8:30 p.m., free—pass the hat
Fri.
Saturday April 3
Fri. 7, 9:30
Sat. 7:10,9:45
Robin & Marion
teowiuj the
l-'ri. & S a t . 7, 9
9 PM
State Quad
Dog Day Afternoon
Fri.
The Fantasticks
54 "A Bell for
" IB Beach sight
24 The Atlantic, to
56 Treats as a
Spaniards
celebrity
1 Mr. Boyer (abbr.)
25 Pop singer Stevle
59
Italian
anarchist
5 Vegetable dish
60 Extinct reptiles
9 "1 smell
"
27 New York's theatre
61 Change
13 Adolph Marx's
district
62 Like the Mariana
Instrument
2B With maximum
Trench
14 Misjudges
energy
63
surgeon
15 Popular pants
17 Temporary suspension 64 Actual being: Lat 30 Competed
31 Odds' partner
65 Spanish number
of warfare
32 Book of the Old
66 Soap-frame bar
19 Watch brand
Testament
20 Employs to excess
33 Milan money
DOWN
21
hand
34 Deals with others
22 Jewish meal
38 Fragrances
1 Shambles
23 Natives of Dubuque
2 Singer
40 Welles and Bean
26 Spanish leader
43 A r t i s t ' s studio
Presnell
29 Coupete In the
4B Colleen, of the
3 Fortified
Olympics
4 Steeple
s i l e n t screen
32
Baba
ACROSS
39 Hade a t t r a c t i v e
41 Table scraps
42 Tha bank, for one
44 A n t t m r group
45 Httnesses
50
5 Certain animals
6 City In Pennsyl51
vania
52
7 Trigonometric frac-53
54
tlon (2 wds.j
B Vane direction
9 Maul hello
55
10 Aid to memory
57
11 Dislikes for
5B
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12 Actor Andrews
47
control
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HEINEKEN DISCO
(TONIGHT)
9 p.m. - 2 a.m.
Colonial Quad U-Lounge
15 K«gt of Helneken
& Sat. 7, 9:30
U-Lounge
35 "My S i s t e r
"
36 John, i n I n l a n d
37 Ore
Mother of the race of Aeneas (I.e.
of the Romans), delight of men and
of gods, bountiful Venus, thou who
dust endow with life the sail-bearing
sea and I he fruitful earth beneath the
gliding
constellations
of heaven,
since through thy power every type
of living being is conceived and al
birth beholds the light ofthe sun, . .
bring it to pass that meanwhile the
fierce tasks of war may lie quietly at
rest throughout
all the seas and all
the lands. For thou alone art able to
confer upon mortal man untroubled
peace, since Mars, the god who
presides over arms, rules the fierce
tasksuf war. Mars, who completely
overpowered
by the eternal wound
of love, often reclines in thy lap and
thus looking up, his shapely throat
thrown back, feeds with love his
eager eyes, gazing upon thee, and his
breath, as he lies with face upturned,
hangs upon thy contenance. And do
thou, goddess, embracing him with
thy holy body as he lies reclining,
pour forth from thy lips sweet entreaties, glorious lady, seeking for
the Romans gentle peace.
In his painting the Sabine
Women
t h e French artist David showed t h e
Sabine women, because of their love
for their fathers a n d brothers on the
o n e h a n d and for their h u s b a n d s a n d
children on t h e other, inducing t h e
S a h i n c s a n d R o m a n s t o m a k e peace.
( R e m e m b e r a previous Classical
Forum?) T h e incident was, of
course, recounted in R o m a n legend.
The t w o aspects of t h e theme of
love a n d war may be found in t h e
Classical myth of the love affair
between Mars, god of war, a n d
Venus, goddess of love a n d beauty.
As t h e brave hero, M a r s , wins or
deserves the most c h a r m i n g of all the
goddesses. But Venus is n o passive
prize of valor; in some versions she
exercises a civilizing influence u p o n
her hero a n d t u r n s him a w a y , if only
t e m p o r a r i l y from his warlike pursuits.
Fri. Eve April 2
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
& Sat. 8:00
ijiiiii
Lyslstrata
of Aristophanes, m a k e s
hilarious use of this basic incompatibility for a very serious purpose,
t o point out t h e folly of war a n d
benefits of peace. In t h e comedy a n
A t h e n i a n lady, Lyslstrata, weary of
c o n s t a n t warfare, organizes a strike
of Greek w o m e n against men, particularly their
h u s b a n d s . By
withholding their favors t h e w o m e n
force t h e m e n t o agree t o m a k i n g
peace.
CASiNO NIGHT
& S a t . 8:00
mohawk mall 370-1920
Perhaps the noblest statement of
the motif of peace t h r o u g h the effect
of t h e civilizing influence of love
u p o n t h e spirit of strife a n d violence
is m a d e by t h e R o m a n poet
Lucretius. T h o u g h a n Epicurean,
w h o believed t h e gods h a d n o concern for h u m a n affairs, Lucretius, i n
the p r o e m of his poem o n t h e n a t u r e
of t h e universe, employs Mars a n d
Venus a n d t h e myth of their love
symbolically. H e prays:
the
Academy Antics
page hall revival
University Gym
Faculty Woodwind Quintet Concert
None but the brave deserves
fair,
Alexander's Feast. 12-15
H e r e love is depicted as t h e reward
soldier,
of valor in battle.
Eleg. 1.1.75
A s o m e w h a t different t y p e of c o n Would one dare to mention at this
nection may be seen in t h e analogy of
point Thurber's "The War Between
actual warfare t o t h e " w a r " between
Men and Women"?
lovers. T h e R o m a n elegiac poet
But there is another aspect to the
Tibullus, after declaring himself u n association of love and war, an opfit for martial life, boasts of his
position between the two. A Greek
prowess in love:
play, still popular today, the
Here I am a general and a good
media madne»Bvw S t f S W m W S c W ^ : : : ^ ^
Fri. & Sat. 7:05, 9
Dynamic Superiors
Hogeye Blue Grass
None hut the brave
None hut the brave,
I
Lipstick
Sun. 2, 7
6:30 p.m.
Happy, happy, happy pair!
Attica
8:30 p.m.. 10:30 p.m.
Rathskellar Pub
What Do You Say to a
Naked Lady?
A connection of o n e kind or
a n o t h e r between love a n d w a r h a s
l o n g been recognized. T h e connection has given rise t o well k n o w n
cliches, such as "faint heart never
won fair lady." T h e idea is given
poetic expression by Dryden in
Alexander's
Feast, where he writes
of Alexander t h e Great a n d his
" b r i d e , " Thais:
l n a n o t t w a 4 « i a f t Davitetaf**.
Vtnm with t w mmt»t»,
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to permute tha F N M * f a m t o t o
Mttle their difference* a i d aaUUkth
peace within their country.
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60 Insecticide
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Chapel & Cultural Center
2125 IkirdeU Ave., Troy
lT.unch.et
Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m.
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1976 Grand Mower Show
Colonic Center
Fri. & Sat. 9:30 a.m. - 9 : 3 0 ptu
Screwdrivers
Come Join Us for an
Evening of Excitement
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at the Soiree
Michael O ' D u n n c
original country music
Fred Harris Headquarter
299 Central Ave.
Prizes Galore
Pink Flamingos
TED FISH
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Oliver's
Munchies
music by Holiday
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accent on mastication and look
toward digestion for the future.
Earlier i n the afternoon, a weight
watcher's meeting in Food Co-op
City's SUB-bascment was i n terrupted when the rich French
foods refused to lighten their calorie
load. Jaques Plant, Egg's brother
and owner of Parmigiana.thc Italian
thoroughbred, said "the idea was
only half-baked anyway." Plant was
lormerly a goalie with the St. I.ouis
Chews.
Midnight Munchies
In a lengthy statement. Artie
C h o k e , f o u n d e r of Midnight
Muuehies and Outsmokin' Junkie
f o o d Sympathizer, announced his
vegetable stand on radish reform. He
said.
"We don't relish the idea of burning tons of produce at a time.
"Hut the law says that all we can
smoke is lemon or lime.
" H o w many times do you think
you have tried'.'
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Food Co-op City has been i n existence only three weeks, arid already
there arc rent, busing and even lucky
strikes.
file celery stalk-out has been going on for 72 hours. So far, no
agreements have been made in the
Salt talks involving both root and
leaf tactions. Elsewhere in the salad
bowl, the Russian forces poured
over the lettuce and tomatos in what
looked like a recreation of last
Wednesday's western omelette.
Frank Furtcr, Food Co-op City's
resident hot dog said. "We'retiredof
buttering up the legislators who handle the bread. Hut we knead the
dough."
The crowd outside Two-all-hcclpatties I ower grew noisy last night,
as the striking groceries shouted " o f f
the figs" and "ligs off campus." The
unruly mob dispersed around 9 p.m.
when a l i g . who had a date, that
night, grabbed one demonstrator by
the nuts and tossed him into a nearby
veg-a-matie.
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A familiar view for motorists on the New York State Thruway, Food C o - o p City l a i n danger of s p o i l i n g .
All Programs Axed; CSI Spared
by Hill
President Emmctt H. Fields today
announced his decision t o terminate
all hut one o f t he academic programs
w h i c h presently lead to baccalaureate, masters or doctoral
degrees at this university. The only
Bus Cuts Will Shorten Service
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hardly
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their
reputation
R o m a n debaucheries.
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tions. The most m e m o r a b l e ot t h t > i •- •••
d ' / f m r'jerfib^rt .-KS;. r r a ' r i i n ; . i^g^rvJion
probably the T h a n k s g i v i n g Fea^t , i ! I ' :
'/? p a r t i o p a l f in <i£%:j
pikill.
The t u b ; c i i i of
Food
and transportatum
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i t e r i * M e e t i n g } ars d««rni!>t<j c>j cort-
pro'.ided b\ the d o r m members, i I h e : .
t r i b u t i o n i rriids .r. uudents o n a h i t huna
absolutely
u p o n i h s Hii'itun
G o v e r n o r Carey appealed t o the l e d .
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* h o Ka'.t p r o b f e m i a i t h roornrr.rriiiie.i ur
government
?u.-",erfiit«. there i» a d o r m
protect nearby \illagers.)
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which
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portani event was the V a l e n t i n e - I
Happy Hour. Most ol us a r m e d n
mal attire and became \ e r \
ii.ip:"
dispute* arid make th«..r ou«n changes
somewhat les> t h a n an h o u r
\puii
vntbout
of the Indian
heavy-handed. .mptr>nrial m-
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been resersed a n d decorated l o r us. and
A l l t h e v : institutions make - W radical-
we all enjoyed a savory gourmet
lea-i
ly different f r o m any other d o r m on this
prepared by the c a c k c o o k s o f F.S \
campus.
There were also several parties organized
However,
the real
difference
between 4 * 2 and the rest o( the human
in c o o p e r a t i o n w i t h T u s c a r o r a
race l i c i i n the atrnosphcie and the people
Henway's, the I n d i a n Q u a d U ; Lounge. 11
w h o live here. It may he true that 4+2 has
myself a m p r o u d t o r e m i n d all detractors
more p a n i c * than most dorms: we i n -
ol 4+2 t h a t almost e v e r y t h i n g was back
dulged i n a keg on the first weekend of last
where it belonged by the next m o r n i n g i
icmcstcf
and have been w a l l o w i n g in
alcohol ever since. We had the t r a d i t i o n a l
functions:
I he new bus schedule will implement a lotiery to determine who will
rule on the green machines.
I vciyone wit h brown eyes will be excluded from the passenger picking,
although they will be eligible for a
The buses will run, or attempt a
fast trot, between the hours of 4:56
a.m. and 5:08 a.m. at intervals of 13
minutes. On weekends, special service will he given by the buses. They
will make an extended effort just
before midnight so us not to turn
into shit at the stroke of twelve.
Shorter Stops
If any short bus pusses you by at
the specified times, you are probably
standing at one of the shorter
busstops. A l l university bus stops
have been cut to eight feet long, i n cluding three mail hoxis which have
been shortened, exposing most of
the knee and a little bit ofthethigh.il
little more, ooh ych! Doo it!
f o r tanks a n d M . u . : . .
allows d o r m r n e r n b t r i t J settle iheir o w n
icifcrente.
wine and cheese parties, a
Halloween p a r t y and an A n g c l - i i a r t h l i n g
£•;
party.
a'.nfleless i n h i b i t e d t h a n others, b u t " ;
I he office of Management and
Planning announced loday that
there will be bus cuts I'orcingshorter
schedules and smaller busses.
I he severe eutsin busses will mean
shorter schedules. Y. Dontuwalk.
Magistrate of Busses, said that the
schedules could no longer be used
for budciige liner, since the schedule
reduction pushed its size to a mere
as inches.
standby seat on alternate Sundays,
some time in the near future.
Already students are lined up
around the podiumawaitingthefirst
selection of lucky numbers. If they
are picked in the preliminary round,
they qualify for picks in the future.
To adapt to the smaller busses, all
riders must have a shoe size not
larger than 7 , and must notweighin
excess of 250 lbs. All pets are banned
from the shorter busses, unless they
are being accompanied by blind people, in which ease the blind people
must have a valid I D . or at least
must be able to recite the short bus
code of ethics, adapted for television
by R.U. Hurting.
A n of course there were
Hall in
spontaneous
f l o o r - p a r t i e s , b i r t h d a y parties, R.A appointment parties, T h u r s d a y Night par
ties, Finals parlies, p a r t y parties
.
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surviving programs will be those
offered through the department of
Computer Science,
Fields was acting on t h e
recommendations of the Residential
Masked Force on Sororities and
other Resources.
i The Masked Forces' sole member
was the UNI V A C 1110.
Fields said lhat the 11 It) worked
around the clock in its office located
off the lecture centers, and was in
constant
touch with
Fields
throughout the decision-making
process.
"Mahfcllow SUNYA-ians, I come
before you loday with a heavy
hahrl," began Fields as he taped his
announcement before the important
members of EEC,
" I may have let the axe fall," he
continued, "but it was the Carey
Budget that sharpened the edge. . .
It is indeed a trying siluation, but it
will be a true test of all the stamina,
truth and forthrightness that we can
muster."
Presently the department ol computer science offers degrees at both
the baccalaureate and master levels.
Depart mem Chairman Dean Ardent
says they will soon he accepting
applications from nationally known
computer scientists. Says Ardent.
"Considering the money Fields has
gleaned for our payroll we can damn
well match any oiler of IBM's,"
Following the announcement,
there was.a strong reaction to the
cuts from the various department
heads whose disciplines were
affected. Some faculty members
went so far as to write letters l o the
editor of the lower Tribune, accusing the Masked force of extrme
bias and lack of understanding.
The UNI V A C l i l t ) was unavailable for comment due to terminal illness. However, in an exclusive interview with the Albany
Student Press, a spokesman for 1110
said, "Please Sign on with Hello."
Student leaders expressed complete satisfaction with fields'actions
because the money saved by this
lurge reduction in faculty and staff
will definitely negate any reason for
room and hoard hikes.
" W e have always violently
protested both room and board
hikes," said SA President Andy
Baunian,"and we will nuturallysupport any actions taken that will head
them off. After all. we're getting
down lo the reason for the Student
Association."
Baunian did express some displeasure when UN1VAC proved t o
have erased all memory tapes which
held data relevant to its final deci-
"One further question may he in
your minds." continued Fields'
message. "It usually is when you hear
had news. Did we get it any worse
than other people'.1"
Fields went ^f\ l o lei! about other
schools in llic SUNY system that
were forced l o take similar action.
" I b i s university will base t o he
renamed, I think that eventually we
will be able l o take pride in being
known as the Slate University for
Cot.iputer at Albany ( S I CA) . . .
We pre fortunate to have a distinctive i ud pronouneable shortened
name. Unlike our brethren . . .
chuckle chuckle . . . f o r example.
SU'IC (.slate University for lennis
at Cortlat.d)or SUTB(State University for I . ping at Binghanipton.)"
Fields look this opportunity l o express his complete faith in the Masked Force's evaluations, considering
the near impossible deadline imposed by C are;.
Experts estimate that it took U N IVAC
M i l ) approximately one
ntinaseeond lo give the Computer
Department the highest priority
rating possible, and to recommend
the termination of all oihei academic
departments,
fields also commented that U N I V A C s priority ratings followed
closely the guidelines he had laid out.
Citing payrolls, tuition payment,
and registration as examples Fields
said lhat computer science was i n deed a discipline that was essential
and central to this university,
Reading from a computer print-out
Fields said that U N I V A C had rated
itself us one of the finest systems i n
the country, thereby passing his
criterion for quality, lie also agreed
with U N I V A C t h a l the discipline uniquely addresses our immediate
environment—The New York Stale
Capital District.
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pronouncement. da'ens.e counselor F. I x e Bailey pulled a .22calibe- • f.t
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guiity! 5 tell you. she's not g a l t s T .At this signal, t h e entire defense co.-., .
remOTSd the:r s p o n t j a c k e t v revealing their SLA a r m b a n d s . Under i-e
uattkftht^ls
pi 15 submachine guns. J u d g e Carten was made t o escort MH'jfcrEi into a waning limosine. where she. was whisked a w a y to r > ' >
u n k n o w n Said Pativ's dad. "Kids are S O resourceful these days "
19th Amendment Repealed
WASHINGTON' (BSi In an unprecedented move. Congress a n d the S-.-..'.
I ytcsj today t o repeal the IVth Amendment, giving voting rights t o oorr.ti
The daoiaoA came as a d i r e a reaction t o new talks of r e p r o p o s i n e the I J . J
Kjgbit Amendment in No'.ember. Said Sen. William F. Bookies ol N "i
"We were gracioui enough to bestow upon o u r women t h e effete pfiMlcgt ''
i X'erage. and t h e ungrateful wTetchestook it t o mean that the> were act •••••
tquzl lo *js " Norman Loaned of Nassau C o u n t y stood before the H> .:-.
screaming " C o / j ^ f r i p m o r u . ' T h e y want t o c a l l usCongressperson> 1 ih,»k
<im equality garbage has gone far enough." The bill must still be signed h>' i..
P r e m J e a . but sources ck^se to Ford heard him say with pen in h a n d . " 1 »••
w;i! teach Beit, t o open her big m o u t h . "
Carey Closes New York
AI.BANV, IBS) C o s . Ben Carev signed into law t o d a y a bill tempoi.ii
ckiting off New York Slate t o the general public. The decision cairn
response t o New York's budgetary crisis. T h e m o r a t o r i u m will m e a n ,i h.ill i
trams, buses and planes in and oul of the state, as well as roadblocks pl.ueJ
or. ail boarderlineroadwavs. Said Gov. Carey, "If the other stales w o n ' i c n t
us rnonev. then we just won't play with t h e m . "
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Saving lace, terminated professor Look N o a c n e a a l d he
Physical Education proleasor G y m m y Yourdoor said the
knew the c u t i would c o m e t o a head.
cuts left him "In pieces." ~~
"I Was A Closet foil
by l.ii Odessa
Professor Ludwig Von Lichensiiium of the S U N Y A psychology
department does not deny being a n
cx-Naw, the ASP has learned. This
reveliilion came as a result of investigations into reports of in-,
creasing numbers of three-legged
dogs on campus.
Social Sciences building is farther
from s o m e q u a d s t h a n others,
notably Alumni. Miller pointed out
that s o m e students would therefore
have a greater distance t o walk t h a n
others.
"It just isn't fair. I m e a n . . . it jusl
isn'l fair." said
Miller,
visibly
shaken.
Miller proposed that funds be a p propriated t o move i h c Social
Science building t o a point o n
Western Avenue that would be
" m o r e equitable."
SA Vice President Rick Mcckler
indicated
s u p p o r t for Miller's
proposal. " I ' m not afraid t o speak
my mind," he said, "even if 1 don't
know what I'm t a l k i n g a b o u t . "
Von
l.iebensraum
w a s unavailable for comment, but Vice
President for Academic
Affairs
Philip Sirotkin. when asked t o confirm I he rumors, h a d this t o say:
"The university h a s a mission, and
this m a n is just o n e of many who are
helping us lo fulfill It."
When asked if the recent proposal
by V o n l.iebersraum
for the
transformation of Mohawk Tower
inlo a " h u m a n research center" containing hundreds of 6'x6' cells had
anything t o d o with litis mission.
Sirotkin would say only, "These are
extraordinary limes, and we musl
employ extraordinary methods."
Council m e m b e r Roger Herbert
then stood up a n d said, "1 t h i n k . . . "
The Council
then burst
into
hysterical laughter.
It's scary," said SA President
Andy Baunian, when informed of
these reports. " S o m e t h i n g has t o be
done about this, 1 mean we should
lake action, right Dave'.' I mean,
where will il all s t o p . . . right? Yes,
stinee, somebody S U R E should d o
something." You c a n quote me on
Unit.
operation being used by " t h e crazed
professor,"
a n d proposed
that
students "rally outside t h e Social
Sciences
building,
chanting
obscenities in G e r m a n . "
A resolution was submitted at
Wednesday's Council meeting by
Chairperson David Coyne. T h e
A seven-Hour debate followed,
during which C o u n c i l m e m b e r J a y
Miller raised t h e point that the
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KICK IN THE ASP
NEW YORK (BS) Special Slate P r o s e c u n r Maurice Nadjury found new
evidence linking each of the major Democratic Presidential hopefuls lo
alleged political corruption. In a report t o t h e press, Nadjury gave enough
names, dates, a n d details to lock up Wallace, Jackson, Udall, Harris, and
Carter for at least 20 years each. In response t o ASP reporter Lee S l o a n s
query, " W h o ' s going l o run for President with all the prospects locked u p ' "
Nadjury replied, "Well, I was sort of contemplating r u n n i n g for the office
myself."
California Sinks
W A S H I N G T O N (BS) The world could d o little but look on, as the enure
state of California s u n k from sight after a major e a r t h q u a k e this morning
Cries of surprise a n d dismay c a m e from all directions, most notably from
the American C a r t o g r a p h y Society w h o are n o w faced with t h e dilemma
of redesigning every m a p of the United States. President Ford a t t e m p t e d l o
declare the stale a disaster area, but foun his efforts t o be i n vain, as t here was
no area left l o be a disaster area.
APRIL FOOLS
"Order, order," said Coyne, giggling.
"I Ihink . . ." Again, laughter
but this time subsiding more
quickly, "that if we, like, ya know, I
mean, if we really t a k e and, ya know,
like it's j u s t s o fucked up a n d like it's
really terrible a n d like, well . . . 1
could get into a violent overthrow."
Council
then
burst
into
thunderous applause, and the motion was passed unanimously.
"Wow, Roger speaks for all of us,"
said one Council member.
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by Budd Jett
The 1976-77 state budget proposed by Governor Hugh Carey cut
deep into the students, faculty a n d
staff of S U N Y A , according t o a
s p o k e s m a n for t h e Student Health
Service.
"It's the paper they're printed on,"
said one nurse. " A s people read t h e
reports on the fiscal future they cut
[heir lingers on its thill, still edges,"
she added.
Also reported were lacerations of
the a r m . back and leg. Carey mandated many fiscal cuts also.
"Hul these cause the worst image
problems," a university s p o k e s m a n
pointed oul.
O n e small
college
president
reported thai "we were really burned." No burns were reported on t h e
S U N Y A campus.
"Hut we're prepared lor them if
they do occur," said Ihe Student
Health Service spokesman. ,
The sight of bandaged lingers has
become c o m m o n throughout the
campus and the capitol area. O n t h e
floor of the slate assembly, o n e
representative called ihe c u t s " a
deplorable action by Hoss Carey,
with no other purpose than t o limit
our analysis of t h e d o c u m e n t s . "
"I
won't
be s t o p p e d ! " the
assemblyman shouted, raising his
bandaged hands as testimony of his
convictions.
The paper used by the o n - c a m p u s
Task Force did not cut the s a m e was
as the Governor's budget. "It was
hard l o argue with those cuts." explained one faculty victim, " a s they
went in and drew blond they seemed
to heso/(//r. so reasoned in their incision."
"Getting cut hy the task Force
report was like giving blood t o the
Red Cross." explained one department chaiiman. " Y o u felt as if y o u
were doing something good by being
cut."
N u r s i n g w a s reportedly cut
because ihcy could handle cuis
b e t e r than mosl. it was reported.
Rowers Cut.Petok PuM
by David Dafodil
Lily Hyacinth, S U N Y A botanist,
threatened yesterday t o douse every
plant in the greenhouse with moose
pellets if the S4,00() eul from t h e
greenhouse budget is nol restored
for next year.
Mycin!h. caressing a coleus d u r i n g
an interview at SchulU' Greenhouse
where she was buying bug spray, said
thai giving Ihe "plants the ax is simply unflorul."
Empty Fields
are jusl the thing. T h e little beauties
will cat t h e m all up. y o u just wait."
President
Fields
subsequently
denied having cut the greenhouse
budget excessively. " W e have t o
prune wherever there is waste, a n d if
it means pruning a prune, well, we'll
jusl have t o live with it." T h e president called
Hyacinth's
demand
"lettuce-headed," a n d said of her call
for a plant strike, " I n H o u s t o n we
fed worms like her t o the longhorns.
We have t o worry a b o u t the health of
this university, and we cannot let
s o m e bleeding-stem
enrironmentulist obstructionist interrupt o u r
plans for the restoration of Albany.
" W e need ihe green t o keep t h e
c a m p u s in the green," Hyacintysaid.
"There's so much god-damned white
a r o u n d here, my tittle nature's acre
"Besides, I really have s y m p a t h y
musl be preserved." She accused
S U N Y A President Empty Fields of ' f o r Ms. Hyacinth, but y o u must u n trying t o t u r n the entire campus i n t o derstand, I'm getting out of this u n iversity as s o o n as politically feasia likeness of his name.
"If he w a n t s l o lay waste t o ble. It's a very p o p u l a r t h i n g t o d o
everything on this
c a m p u s , " these days t o put commerce before
Hyacinth said, "well, I simply will environment, a n d if I want t o
have t o d o something." S o t h e become a university president at a
b o t a n i s t plans t o fertilize t h e school that matters, I h a d better t a k e
greenhouse t o d e a t h , " Moose pellets a hard line o n soft issues like plants."
PAGE 3K
LOST
IN
THE
B l M f l B ihaHlnfkwor.
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SAndunes
April 1,1977
WRITTEN, EDITED, CENSORED, PUBLISHED & READ BY THE STUDENT ASSOCIATION OF THE
STATE UNIVERSITY OF NEW YORK
AT ALBANY " '
SA DOes Something!
media mud
GilliganY Bile'
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b y L o n Levin
Shakespeare's
Hamlet and
Throughout time, the creative Fleischer's Popeye. H e is the saviorwriter h a s pondered the theme of
like figure, constantly thwarting the
survival asking "can a man or evil elements in order t o insure their
woman survive if randomly tossed
survival. Each character, represeninto a hostile situation?" However,
ting a segment of our o w n society,
the essence of this line of inquiryinto juxtaposed t o one another is how the
human nature has rarely, if ever,
great dramatic conflict is achieved.
been fully uncovered. N o w , in t h e Ginger, the movie star, vs. Mary
midst o f threatening nuclear a n Ann, the farm girl; Mr. Howell, the
nihilation and a poisoned environmillionaire vs. M s . Howell, the
ment, t h e answer is revealed. The
millionaire; Gilligan, the savior, vs.
answer is in the form of a half an
Skipper, the fat; Professor, the
hour t e l e v i s i o n
drama
called
professor, vs. his acting ability.
Gilligan's Island.
Though their differences are never
resolved and at times work against
Rarely has a network presentation
t h e i r o w n s a f e t y , courage is
combined the elements of pathos,
triumphant in the end.
logos a n d oreos together and maintained this perfect blend each week.
And what better way t o explore the
theme of survival than t o place people o n a deserted Pacific island, fifty
miles a w a y from Hawaii.
The protagonist, Gilligan, played
by B o b Denver, is a brave, young
l a d — s o r t of a cross
between
CReates NEw NEwspaper FOr
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The sexual implications are very
low key. Gilligan, w h o is about 19,
has the sex drive of a brick.
However, homosexual overtonesare
alluded t o by the fact that Mary Ann
and Ginger share t h e same hut as d o
Gilligan and t h e Skipper and t h e
nearest birth control clinic is Chin
Ho's Pharmacy in Honolulu. The
Professor is considered neuter, this
point subscribing t o the realistic notion that people in higher academia
trade in their genitals when they
receive their doctorates.
In a show such as this, dramatic
attempts at leaving the prison
paradise are inevitable. O n e such
episode had them all trying t o float
back t o Hawaii via Ginger's breasts,
only to have her capsize a mile out of
the lagoon. The most intense escape
plan was when the Professor designed a matter-antimatter rctrorocket
hovercraft out of bark and coconuts.
You shared the dissapointment of
the crew as the Professor told them
that he could not construct a key to
turn o n the ignition.
Sooner or later this show will be
taken off the air. But unlike most
television dramas, this one is destined t o become a classic of our electronic entertainment society.
Tune in next week.
b\ Student Association Vice IVslJ u « t a r r a n c t e -Hie circled
leM-eTS +» W * -Hi* s u r prist answ«r, S
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Pr1nt g
SURPRISE AMSWER ^ Q X O l
The Musical S p u t u m
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'Let It Fly'
by Howdy Dudle
Picked up Skip Out and the
Defecator's new album and the
group continues its chunky sound.
The album is titled It Feeh So Good
and, as usual, includes strong backup performances. The group has
added two new members: Constance
Pation on b A S S and Bo Movements
on his organ.
The album includesthe group's hit
single, "Let It Fly" and an innovative
piece, "Please Flush Me Away."
These songs, first introduced at their
last
concert
in Blue Fart,
Assachusetts, left t he audience squirming in their scats. Groans of enjoyment passed through the crowds,
and the police had t o be called in t o
restrain the audience from lighting
matches due to the gaseous atmosphere.
The crowd begged for more and
from the dia rear, such comments
S p o t s on
were heard as, "Man, it's a gas" and
"What a n explosive performance."
T o the fans' delight, lead singer, Upyer Anus, mike in hand, brought up
the following words: "Ladies and
Genitalia, you've been the mosl relaxative audience we've ever had the
privelcge t o come before. Thanks
again and all that crap. We'd love to
stay and pass more new sounds to
you, but we've really got the runs."
On the album, the group's sounds
c o m e across even more strongly. I he
studio musicians enhance the vocals
with
passifiers
a n d magnesia
amplifiers which supply a stronger
beat. For those of you who think this
type of electronic music is a piece nl
shit, y o u will still agree that the
album is a moving experience. And
for that small minority who don't
even like the band, they will still net
into the smells.
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Reeling and Dealing
;mmmmmmmmmm,i«M->
by J. Miichia
Good pot, like good wine, tends t o
be good in its own special way. One
of the best ways t o experience the
various styles of quality—and to
determine which weeks arc better
than others—is through comparative tasting.
Obviously, comparative tasting is
much more fun when you do it with a
friend. The easiest, and cheapest,
way t o do this is t o go t o your
. neighborhood dealer and as k for unmarked samples. Your dealer will
then provide you with many brands,
ranging from mean green to
Jamaican to vintage Columbian.
Simply roll a joint or fill a pipe, and
you're o n your way t o becoming a
comparative taster.
An even better way to test your
pot's quality is t o have a party and
pass around different types of pot
Give the uninvited particrs youi
$ 15/ ounce grass and let your friends
smoke the stuff you gave up eating
and two concerts for. Then, compare
each group's rate of falling into u
giggling stupor, The group whose
members laugh hysterically while
staring at your peeling walls; eat up
all your munchies; and never move
from their scats though they're
a c h i n g t o piss, has definitely smoked
the finer pot.
Once you've begun comparative
tasting, it gets t o be a lot of lun and
you'll want t o d o it until you've
become a french-fried expert taster.
But don't worry about over-tasting:
like good wine, y o u can never get
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w lull's iighl lui
students s Midlines g o e s us Hie up.
putiiiinu in let imi liiul mil what's
light lui Mm. Ilu- students
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cHecovered In the archive* beneath the library. Among other items In the codex It a
preliminary plan tor the univaralty that departs radically from the completed version.
PAGE 4K
KICK IN THE ASP
The performance of the Albany
Symphony Orchestra reached a pinnacle last evening. This concert, the
last of their subscription series, was
highlighted by a performance of F.J.
Haydcn's Farewell S y m p h o n y t W ) .
This symphony, in which it is
traditional for the players t o gel up
and leave upon the completion of
their parts, received a novel reading
by Conductor Hcgyi. Carrying onto
stage a 357 magnum revolver in
place of his usual baton, the maestro
will
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contemplation after a recenl executive session.
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musicians in the head upon the completion of their parts. A highlight
was the performance of the lirst
cellist whose demise produced an unexpected but exciting "rip" pizzicato.
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conception of the Hayden work,
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this interpretation for many years.
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TWO OF YOUR DEPARTMENT'S PROFESSORS QUIT, AND
ONE DIES.
SORRYI
PSYCHOLOGY PROFESSOR DIAGNOSES VICE PRESIDENT
LEWIS WELCH AS FIXATED AT FREUD'S ANAL RETENTIVE
STAGE. YOU GET TWO LINES FROM THE PSYCHOLOGY
DEPARTMENT,
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ENROLLMENT FIGURES RELEASED!!!
SPIN ONE DIE. • NUMBER ON DIE REVEAIS YOUR
ENROLLMENT TIMES 100:
' 1-100 STUDENTS IN YOUR DEPARTMENT IS HORRIBLE.
GO BACK FIVE SPACES.
2-GO BACK TWO SPACES.
3-GO AHEAD ONE SPACE.
4-GO AHEAD FOUR SPACES.
5 G O AHEAD SEVEN SPACES.
6 GO AHEAD EIGHT SPACES.
IT'S TOO HARD TO RESIST. YOUR DEPARTMENT IS
ELIMINATED, AND NOBODY'S AROUND TO COMPLAIN.
LEAVF THE BOARD,
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EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT CENTRALITY. IF YOUR
DEPARTMENT:
(A)WOULD BE UNDERSTOOD BY ARISTOTLE
(B)EXISTED IN 1400
(C)IS IMPRACTICAL
ADVANCE 10 SPACES!
FIELDS' DAUGHTER CHOKES ON A KE1LBASI. YOU GET ONE
FACULTY LINE FROM THE POLISH DEPARTMENT.
ADMINISTRATORS WERE
BORED BY YOUR STAR
PROFESSOR'S LAST BOOK,
EVEN THOUGH IT HIT THE
N.Y. TIMES BESTSELIER LIST,
AN UNUSUAL ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR A TEXTBOOK.
GO BACK 13 SPACES.
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About The Game . . .
OUTSIDE EVALUATOR SPILLS
COFFEE ON HIS NOTES AND
FORGETS WHAT WAS BAD
ABOUT YOUR DEPARTMENT
GIVES GOOD REPORT. AD
VANCE 10 SPACES AND
HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE
Remember Kmmctl Fields' Presidential Task Force'.' You know, the one that cm all ol
SUNY/Ys programs. Remember how everybody thought the Task Force's worksheets were
destroyed'.' And how nobody could figure out what procedure they really used lo make then
decisions" Well, in our continuing effort to bring you allot The inl'oi -million that nobody wants yon
to have, the \lhans Student Press has managed lo dig up these worksheets. When we finally
figured mil exactly what the lask Force's procedure had been, it looked like so much luu lhal we
decided lo punt it here for your enjoyment.
Now sou can he I he one who Hies to push your program through without regard loi logic or
sound reasoning, because you're in the driver's seal when you and your friends pla\ the new.
exciting I.S7' game Task Faro:
Come on all sou people in Nursing. Italian. Speech Path. Comparative Lit and I nsuonmcnial
Studies. You'se been cut. so gel lo know whal il feels like to do the cutting. Have lull as yon
ruihlcssK stepall over other people's I aces in your own self interest. I a ugh as you take faculty lines
away Irom sour adversary's department.
Remember, greed's sour primary need when sou plas lu.sk / o n e . I ook out lor old'Tiumero
uno" and gel wtui program through to I ields' oil ice as last as sou can. cause he's ssoi king wilh a
light budget and sou itcser know when one ol yotn opponents mas blackmail him!
DEPARTMEN1AI SECRETARY REJECTS
PASS FROM TASK FORCE CHAIRMAN.
MOVE BACK FOUR SPACES, AND
PREPARE IO LOSE EXTRA f 1ASSIFIED
POSITIONS
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HOUSTON A5TROS LOSE
PENNANT
DOC SAUERS
IAUGHS INFIELDS 1ACE AS
HE COIIECTSS20BE1 . AKE
IWO LINES FROM PHYSICAL
EDUCATION
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Instructions
SOMEONE IN THE DIVISION
OF THE BUDGET FAILED A
COURSE IN YOUR DEPART
MENT ONCE. GO BACK 9
SPACES.
YOUR
PROGRAM' S
PROFESSORS ARE WELL
KNOWN,
SCHOLARLY,
WELL PUBLISHED, EX
CEUENT TEACHERS AND
VERT POPULAR LOSE 2
LINES AND GO BACK 15
SPACES
OF POPUIAR
CLASS CUES
FIELD S NAUGURAl AD
DRESS AS ONE OF THE
MODERN DAY CLASSICS IN
THE FIELD TAKE TWOLINES
FROM THE RCO DEPART
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LEADERS
STUDENT
RESPECTFULLY DISCUSS
CUTS
WITH
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MINISTRATORS
LINES
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COMEDY
link I uric call he played hs -4 lo 111 people, but is ideal with 13 sol hat I he group can pretend it's
the real lask Force making real decisions. It's good to base a lew other people acting as la spa sc is
around the board. I Ties should scream "who needs it. we're broke 1 ", and "sou pas lor it!", as the
game progresses.
I ach player starts with Use faculty members, reierred to as "lines" in administration jargon
"I osing lines" means firing professors. As the game moses along, players lose or gain lines as ihe
Irs lo reach Fields' office.
I lie main object is to have one lac nils line reach Fields' oil ice I he lirst three players logel one
line in are the winners. Ol (hose three, the one wilh l he mosi lines is ass aided first place I'oi lire
stiongesl program, the one with the next most lines second place, and I he one wilh I he least lines
gets t h u d place.
When losing hues, sou always remose al least the line on the playing hoard 11 sou lose more
than one. lake the others Irom the stall box.
IO S I M M : ( i d -I lo .1(1 players together. I he real lask I orce used I I I ach plasei icprcseuls
I lieu major. Program switches are pel nulled, but only when a coullic! exists, and e\en then, only
ssilh a closed section card.
I se lise markers lo represent your lisc beginning faculty lines: one plasei might use pennies.
another pea mils, o n uhbers. 11 axe more than S markers as ai la hie since thai total in,is increase oi
decrease as the game pi ogresses. One pair ol dice are also needed
HI FF.S: Ml players place their markers in the stall box, even il ihes all don't In
I \lln malise action dictates that minorities roll Ihe dice first, women second, while middle
class males third, and tat cat Republicans last.
2. Only one murker is allowed on the playing board al any one lime. II it is lost, stall a noihei hue
hs taking a marker oul ol the start box
' I \l i a lines on g hi keep so in program in the gamelongei as your markers get cut. a u d i in pi ose
soui chances ol coining ill lirst place il sou gel lo Fields' oil ice.
-I hollow instructions when landing in a "hazard box" oi "salely square". Add lines hs placing
in.ii keis in ihe si ait box lake away lines by first reiiiosingthe m a r k c on Ihe playing hoaid and
then, il you're losing more I han one line, hs removing markers from the start b o \ I he name ol Ihe
game is culling, so there will be more lines lost than gained.
5 When one player lands on another, he mas remose thai line Irom ihe boaid. and place oneol
his ow n in Ihe slarl box.
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GAME THAT CAN BE
PLAYED BY MOST ANY FIVE
YEAR OLD. NOT SOLD IN
ANY STORES AT ANY PRICE
TO ANYBODY ANYWHERE.
YOUR UEPAR1MEN1 OTFIKS A /i.ioKSE IN IHE
PHILOSOPHYOF SIARIRIK LNKOIUM Nl IUMPS GAIN
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FOR
April Fool's, 1976
THE UNIVERSE IS IN ALBANY
A Kick-in-the-ASP Parody
Busy Meeting
University at A l b a n y ( l ) A ) President
t o the s u r r o u n d i n g c o m m u n i t y a n d t a k -
E m m c t t B. Fields, appearing i n the C a m -
i n g i n t o account t h e u n i q u e g e o g r a p h i c
pus Center Assembly H a l l before a g r o u p
s i t u a t i o n o f t h e university a n d vvithsome
of renowned English scholars, each seek-
emphasis
i n g a n o p p o r t u n i t y t o teach English i n l h e
processes i n t h e area.
stale
government
renowned
every i n t e n t i o n o f h i r i n g accomplished
historians have already n o t i f i e d t h e i r pre-
names at U A . a n d that h i r i n g decisions
sent i n s t i t u t i o n s that t h e i r services w i l l be
w o u l d be made "its soon as possible."
transferred t > U A at the end of the pre-
The scholars clamored l o r a chance
sent t e r m , d o pile the fact t h a i Fields has
t o gel a w o r d w i t h President Fields as he
not
entered
decisions as t o w h i c h historians w i l l be
the meeting, e x p l a i n i n g
their
specialties a n d s h o w i n g their published
vet
decided
or
announced
I h e experts e x p l a i n e d that t h e i r ex-
"We
t i n d c .tand
these
gilted
citement is so gteat that I h e priviledge ol
specialists a n d professionals are a n x i o u s
employment,
t o be added t o Ihe faculty at this universi-
mosphere
ty, but we must have adequate t i m e t o
w o r t h w h i l e even as u n o f f i c i a l m e m b e r s ol
evaluate the various scholarly w o r k s and
the faculty.
in
an
loily
public
policy
study
is
ap-
g i o u p s ol economists, psychologists, and
nationally
biologists i n an effort t o c a l m I heir anxie-
address
lanious,
to
renowned historians v y i n g I o r a chance t o
ty over a p p l i c a t i o n s lot e m p l o y m e n t ai
u t i l i t y usage r e s u l t i n g f r o m the seasonal
t o reaseach in I ' A ' s History
I
change. I he P o w e r Plant is r e a d y i n g i t s e l l
f i e l d s reiterated that Ihe University at
for increased c o n s u m p t i o n o f fuel o i l a n d
Albany l l o r m e r l y the Stale University ol
f i e l d s t o l d Ihe economists, " l o t tile I n-
indicated h\ sightings of b l o o m i n g t u l i p s ,
lor
New Y o r k at A l b a n y , but shortened d u e
IVCISIIV
d a f f o d i l s , and cherry trees, a c c o r d i n g t o
r e s u l t i n g I r o n y nelemcnt weajjier.
t o the President's rate of speaking) w o u l d
organized l i b r a r y , soil l i g h t i n g , c o m l o i -
"We'll he ready for whatever comes
our way this summer," said one motor
pool worker.
continue t o begin leading the n a t i o n i n t h e
lable a t m o s p h e r e , a n d h r i g h l I til tire, hut
study ol localized public policy ol conern
not e v e n scholar can be a c c o m o d a t e d . "
S p r i n g 011 c a m p u s is b u r s t i n g out a l l
over!
I he advent ol Sprint;. 1976. lias been
I he Dniversitv at A l b a n y ' s I'liysical Plant
Dept. Ibis evidence has been c o n f i r m e d
h\ similar discoveries ol seasonal flora by
the Biology
Dept.. as reported by D r .
.lames l l v n l . whose f i e l d is botany i n ( a n d
a r o u n d ) the university c o m m u n i t y area.
I'liysical Plant also advises that w i t h
campus
roadway
obstruction
program,
"1
understand
at
votn
Albany's
Ihe Office ol Research announced
I h e \ s s o c i a l i o n said they vverelook-
above), a n d more
M o n d l t y that S U N Y A ' s library w i l l he the
i n g l o i a l i b r a r y " w i t h l i m i t e d resources,
better handle c h a n g i n g d e m a n d s o f t h e
f r e e d o m ol m o v e m e n t o u t d o o r s , b o t h l o r
s i t e o l ihe first annual "Researcher ol the
insullicicnl stalling, confusing anange-
campus w i t h regards t o maintenance i i n d
lacultv a n d students'.
Year"
Torture Replaces Discussion
Vice President l o r A c a d e m i c Allah's
hy the
m i s l a b e l i n g , and a general r e p u t a t i o n l o i
Services.
Ii list r a t i o n . "
" I hey I eel that Ihe S U N Y A I ihrary
sources." I he Association t o l d S I N Y A
c.inipt.s ol .1 new psychologically oriented
muscular d i s o r i e n t a t i o n
and
W e l c h assures the university c o m -
an
"A'
paper
Willi
many
a i e . We have p i e ol
s t r e n g t h e n i n g will o u t w e i g h any reduc-
p a i l i e i p a t i o i i - t y p e conferences a n d deci-
t i o n i n deliberative l a n n c s v I he p r o g r a m
sion m a k i n g levels \ | i W e l c h noted that
w i l l begin nest A p r i l IS
lalking.
vacuum
President I iclds w i l l start the event
t h a i the library will "test the researchefs
by l e a i i n g out the l n s i
patience, d u r a b i l i t y a n d creativity "
magazine article
us.ihlv
bound
I )oc S.iueis passes ihe hail o f f I he c o m I t o o . a c c o r d i n g l o a lantaslie source!... One
d e p a i l i u e i i l o n the "east e n d " decided t o hold then meetings after m i d n i g h t al I he
tjiiiLkl\
kiml,
olliees
to
handle
ol
persiiitsion
obiect-related
instruments.
Tiles Tumble
hiinian-
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wil 1 he Kited l o i the degree to w i n c h useis
lock up t h e si mil us helore I hey si art w o r k
Physical Plant I hrectoi I l a n k Kopl
is. at Ihe d i r e c t i o n ol Piesideiil
so h a u l l o i S I M
TRIVIA
I'lihlishedeveiv Mumlav Isuineliines ihe
I inlay helm el link's* it's .i business
tmlidav In ilk- Medium Kel.ituesOidiee
Snhiiiil
piess lelcases. ,uki|iiatelv
dnuimunlcd, through campus mail, ill
least III week* pool lo publication dale.
Iimi'l / m u l l s Hie olheial puhllcatlon nl
ilr: adminsiraiion: don't helicv-eanything
von lead aiivvvlieie else, especially in the
student publications
lower
Trivia is
p u n t e d on expensive, hijjh-uuiilily
iiniecyelahle paper. All material subject
in severe editing
Ihey
I he reason a c e r t a i n a d m i n i s i i a l o i pushed
A l o he a bicentennial campus has very til lie t o d o v v i i l r c c n i c i i n i . i l '
I iclds.
Ihe a d n i i n i s l r u l o i was also a s u p p o r l e i ol Hire It l i a y b . we might a d d . I Iclds' new
w o r k i n g o n a s o l u t i o n t o the louse tile in
ass i si,i in carries a whi|)..A\ ha I Dean i n Student M l ail's is h a v i n g a lew s t u d e n t affairs
the t h u d f l o o i men's i m i n i ol the I duea
til his m i n '
Hun U i u l d i n g . l i e is meeting w i t h I dtica-
TOWER
Cenlei ( I C C ' I has
quietly been p r e p a r i n g some f i l m s al i h e special request o l a l e w S I N't l i u s t c e s
problems
a n d e l l i c i c n l U t h r o u g h various
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YESTERDAY
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Wifh-ff Club —only persons who are "someone" permitted to
join. Location and time are secret. No one is particularly
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men and cheerleaders in .in el I o i l t o work
out an acceptable way t o replace I lie tile
Business piolessoi D o n a l d Unique was l o l d by C o l u m b i a Pictures that
Kobeil
deeply
K e d l o l d a m i I t i n i Keymilds will stai i n I h e movie version ol his b o o k . " I l e l a i l l l l o i the
i egret the tie ploi able c o n d i t i o n o l I he tile
M a s s e s " Unique reportedly received a $.1(1,01)0 advance l o i the m o v i e r i g h t s . . . ( ' m i l s
President
I iclds
said.
"I
I h e p r o b l e m represents a severe image
Heine II way ol A s t r o n o m y a n d Space Science w i l l give a lecture to Judge J o h n Clvnc ol
p r o b l e m l o r the university, upsetting I lie
C o l o n i c I o w n Court o n " W hill Evci Happened l o Comet Kahoulek'.'" I he lecture will
sensibilities of visitors f r o m the s u r r o u n -
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d i n g c o m m u n i t y . " Dr. f i e l d s noted that
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there were loose tiles i n many other fine
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The Health Center will now be open from 8 a. m. to 6 p. m. to accomodate people on the meal plan.
tFeffa Thi, fraternity is holding its annual keg and leg party April
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Write Now:
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through
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Lowest Fares Possible.
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Need a key? How about half a key?
Ride Wanted for two to China.
Anytime. Will share expenses. One
way only. Coll Dick or Pat. 7-7999.
like
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Help me find my sheep, they've been
lost for ten days. Call Bo-Peep at 70000.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We'd like to write better
But they've only tenured us two.
Bothremaining members of undergrad
English faculty.
Ride wanted to the end of the earth.
Leaving Friday p.m. Will share expenses. Call Jerry, 7-8888.
" W e want Ihe l i g h l s b u z z i n g a n d i h e
ihey
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Stereo components at wholesale
prices. Call the Wellington Hotel Hotline, and ask for Mr. Holocaust.
Typing, donein my home. Accurate (on
good days). Reasonable. Will do any
work: resumes, thesis, xeroxed
magazine articles for term papers, etc.
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the win Ul l o I mil material w i t h i n . C o n hemotologic
I he s W c i i i is an alternative t o the
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I cvus Welch a n n o u n c e d last week that
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Students with Class 1 driver's license to
drive bus part time, 50-60 hours a
week. Go to Motor Pool and ask for
"Big Frank."
u i e i i l . high noise level, tiresome decor.
A m e r i c a n Association ol I n f o r m a t i o n a l
the univei-ity "is h o n o r e d " to he the pilot
system ol a d m i n i s t r a t i v e power delega-
Two 60-seater green school-type buses,
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needed due to lack of personnel. Make
offer. 457-8692.
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sponsored
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miles. 4-door, air, AM/FMstereo tape.
Needs few parts especially engine,
transmission and body. Surprisingly affordable at $33.00. Call Earl, 7-2194.
Journalist-editor type to work on new
student government publication. Will
set up own hours, hire staff, set policy,
write all copy for first three months.
Salary: none. Fringe benefits: free
long-distance calls in NVS (from timeto
time). Use of electric typewriter in pleasant office surroundings. See Andy, CC
346, but don't bother me again after
that.
Eric does it with lettucul
w e l l - s t o c k e d and
this advance notice, it w i l l he able t o
competition,
Blank, signed closed section cards for
all School of Business Fall 7 6 sections.
Price varies from section t o section, but
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my side, and who tSem who's right.
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lost: My virginity, last night atthe Happy Time Hotel. Sentimental value. If
found pi ease call Xaviera at 457-8892.
enthusiasm."
Ihe University at A l b a n y have included
warmer days, greater g r o w t h of plains on
Call Norb at the commissary.
Answers to BIO 101 exams. Call lizard,
Ghiradela, or Flynn or report to BIO
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gun permit (or a reasonable facsimile).
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u n p a i d , i n t h e at-
c o n t i n u e d later this week as he spoke to
have presented." Fields said.
Earlier,
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Professional experienced bouncer
needed tor on-campus "pub". Need
not know martial arts, but must have a
owner. Reasonable. Call E. Fields, 7-
Fields' busy s p e a k i n g engagements
collected lists ol accomplishments they
proximately
even
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Quote of the Day
reader lies
third tetter
To the Editor:
With thii letter 1 would lite to explain to the
student), faculty and staff of this university exactly what the University Senate does.
We do nothing.
Not that we don't work hard at it mind you.
The Senate has a list of committees and subcommittees as long as your arm, and it is only
through the cohesive actions of these branches
that nothing is accomplished. And accomplished smoothly and with minimal abrasion between the branches.
Non-production is a science here at University Senate, one which we've mastered quite
well, as can be testified by our many years of
doing nothing for the students, faculty and
staff of this school. Nothingdoesn't happen by
chance, you know. We have our meetings in a
room set up for lectures, not discussion, our
meetings always end promptly at S o'clock.
This is a fail safe device to abort any constructive work we may have inadvertantly done by
postponing it to next month's meeting, in
effect, where previous discussion will be
forgotten and consequently repeated.
The University Senate exists to make
recommendations to the President which he
can make into paper airplanes if he wishes.
The President, for whatever his little heart
desires, can ignore any and all of the
suggestions we spend hours upon hours not
producing. We know we're impotent, but we
don't have to worry about making mistakes.
Mistakes which would hurt you, a member of
our University family.
We're proud of our charge, and we vow to
do our best to continue to provide nothingto
you, your colleagues, and the university community.
The Executive Committee
this writer sucks
To the Editor:
Hello. How arc you? I am fine. Wish you
were here. Can I call you just "the editor" instead of "Letter to the Editor?" Do your close
friends call you "letter" for short?
Many people writelettcrsto you, but nobody
seems to as* about you. Why is that? Is it
because you only print the "good stuff? Or is
it because you don't really exist? Do you? You
can tell me. I'm your friend.
I bet you don't believe me. I bet you won't
even read this letter! I bet you don't even care
about us letter-writers!!! And after all I've
done for you!! Well, if that's the way you feel
about it, screw you!! I mean who the hell dou
you think you arc anyway?? Why should I
waste my lime writing to you?.'
No wonder nobody asks about you, you big
palooka. That's right "palooks!" How's thai
for strong language?
I dare you to print this letter you S.O.B.
And Chuck you, too, Parley.
Love,
N. Ed Mirer
second letter
To the Editor
Personally speaking, I feel that the
criticism of the task force has been much too
harsh. If the students and faculty would just
take a deep breath and sit down to read it
thoroughly, perhaps then the gist of the text
would be clear.
Taking into consideration our present
economic woes, I believe the task force should
be praised for not eliminating any faculty
poaitiohs. The idea of lines being taken off the
payroll instead of teachers is a stroke of
genius. The advantages of a full staff far outweighs the disadvantages of a few missing
lines.
Naturally, parking will be a bit confused as
will crowds going lo theatre productions and
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movies. Tha Physical Education department,
by fir the harden hit, will have to make do
with this cutback. Athletes willjust have to get
adjusted to approximating out of bounds, half
court and other boundaries.
If we all work together, I believe with good
old Albany State resiliency we can overcome
this minor handicap.
Philip Sirotkin
. Vice President
return to sender
To the Editor:
In these times of across the board budgetary
cutbacks, I would like now to sound off about
a particular maintainance practice that is
draining our tax dollars. I am referingto the
wasteful use of human energy and public
moneys in employing a man to rake water.
Every day as 1 walk through the tunnels
leading to the bookstore, I sec the same man
using a steel garden rake, dill)gently rakingthe
walkway until it is thoroughly dry. This is
deplorable. Anybody knows you only use a
plastic rake to pick up water.
Nate Plankton
have made about the Task Force's recommendations hive been hasty and unjustified, as
well as being based on misleading information. What is called for is a serious and
thoughtful examination of the benefits which
the University's solidification will allow to accrue.
With many students leaving for greener
pastures as their majors are dropped, the rest
of us can qualitatively improve our positions
wihtin the Unviersity. As per our school's motto, our new focus will be on quality not quantity. This will enable the school to reduce the
faculty advisor/student ratio, while maintaining the centrality of our mission of
academia.
All of this leaves unmentioned the personal
benefits which will result. Released from their
academic chores, faculty members will have
more time for the kids and family, thus renewing old ties. Students who are thrust into a
"real world" situation shall have the advantage of getting afirst hand workingexperience
as.a productive member of our society.
All told, it appears that we at SUNYA
should reconsider some of the overly harsh
and critical language spouted in recent weeks.
Instead of picking up the chorus sung by a few
hard core malcontents, we should realize the
benefits of the Task Force's recommendations, and thank them.
Michael Kaufman
don't read this letter
just skim this one
Dr. President Fields is just what this university needs. He's big, and knows what he wants,
and walks with his head up High. We like his
Texas drawl too.
Lyndon Johnson, Tom Mix, and all the
Texas Rangers were nothing to our President
Fields.
Full-color photos, a regular magazine, a
signed Task Force report, a "Wide-Open
Fields'4 button, and tours of his Presidential
Suite and home are available to members of
our club.
We LOVE EMMETT!! Join our club.
Beatrice and Chester
Kick is the funniest thing I've ever read. Really. 1 mean that. I really do."
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should he choose to recite this issue1* Quote of the Day out loud.
Our Mission and the Cuts
The clamour surrounding Presidsent Fields' budget cuts has yet t o subside, and the
strength of the protests should make our President consider re-evaluating his decisions
of the past few weeks. With so many important questions answered in s o short a period
of time, the possibility exists that a few errors injudgement may have been made. A reanalysis would serve t o point out any such mistakes and would a d d strength t o the
this one came
postage due
decisions finally reached.
Mission has often been mentioned by President Fields when he has explained the
budgetary cuts, and his philosophy has been to d r o p or cut back programs which are
not in sync with the our university's mission. As our school motto so proudly states,
"Let each become all they are capable of being." This is our university's mission, and
To the Editor:
1 was just thinking—what do you do if you
don't get enough letters to fill the page? Every
issue of the paper has a letters page, what
happens if nobody writes in any particular
week?
A particularly awkward predicament, as
any other editor of the paper can write another
storyto usetofill avoid. But the letters editor,
well, is it ethical for an editor to write a letter
to himself.' Quite possibly the letter may slant
an issue, giving an illusion of student sentiment when there is only journalistic interest.
It would be a case of the press misrepresenting
public opinion, something I imagine your
paper would not want to do.
To the Editor:
I would like to comment on an article of
To the Editor:
news appearing in the last issue of the ASP
In reference to your sexist ad for editor-in(Friday, April 2) on a resolution passed by
chief, on page 3 of this issue, the women of
Central Council in their meeting that week. I
Similarly, asking someone who is not on the
SUNYA have but one comment:
would like to applaud the Council and esstaff to hastily write a letter is also wrong, as
THE ONLY TIME YOU GUYS EVER GET
pecially the individual member who inthey know that their letter will be guaranteed
IT UP IS WHEN YOU PUT THE PAPER
troduced the bill as speaking for the students.
print, and be excused from the usual scrutiny
TO BED!
Finally, we the students have a voice on Cenand deliberation on which letters mcril
tral Council who speaks for us, the students.
publication.
And Rears Fall Hurts Her
His name is Jay Miller and he is a Dutch Quad
So what does I he letters editor do? Clearly it
Sin Hot-Ass-Lec
representative, but every one of us can turn to
would be unethical to write a letter and offer it
Easy Mark
him to crusade on our behalf.
us public opinion when it is editorial in nature.
His logic is simple but clear. "It's not fair,"
And il is of questionable ethics to instruct or
says Miller, and the Council is made to realize
specifically as someone to write one. So if not
yet another injustice which has existed unenough letters show up in the mails, and
noticed, right under thoir "tiesusi-, until Jay
deadline has past, whiit do you do? ,
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pointed it out. Such was the case in his latest
May I suggest that the editor write a nonbill.
controversial, uninformative letter asking
Rationalizing that it's just not fair that
what is done when there arc not enough letters
teachers often give SUNYA students grades
to fill the letters page, and use it as a liUer.
To the Editor:
which hinder their acceptance to graduate
This letter is to announccthe creation of the
schools and law schools, Jay Miller took the
John Doe
Emmett B. Fields Fan Club.
commendable step of recommending a
resolution of this injustice. "Change the
grading policy," he demanded, "from A-E
grading to an A-B system."
His logic astounds. Astutely pointing out
the obvious fact that students with high grades
arc more likely to receive good jobs or gradschool acceptances, Miller joined this thought
with the basic truth that our college shoulddo
its best to insure that its graduates attain the
Look, its four in the morning, I'm very tired, and I want none of this anyway, so 1 think I'll tell
highest possible place in our society as a result
of their college years. The result was u Bill that you that I'm not going to write anything for this stupid "Kick in the ASP" issue.
First off, there are a lot of things I could be doingright now instead of writi nga stupid article. I
Central Council, the representative voice of
the students, judged wise and correct as they could be talking with my saltshaker, my pen, or any other of the inatimate objects I'm always
fighting with. Yes, yes, I have a lot of friends come over some time and watch me have an
overwhelmingly supported it.
I, for one. agree with the sentiments of that arguemenl with my shoe.
And if I'm ever tired of talking lo all my little friends, I can always strike up a chat with god.
bill. Affording teachers a choice of grading a
student either A or B will greatly boost Yup, I sure do have a busy, busy day. Walkingaroundtalking to rocks and swearingl know God
personally.
SUNYA students' indexes, and will
But 1 ra/Wfind the time to do this article if I really wanted to. In no time flat 1 could whip off
simultaneously upgrade SUNYA's reputation
an article about why you shouldn't study too hard. And you lazy punks, who'll jump at any
as a producer of superior graduates.
Jay Miller rationalization for your fucking off, will love it.
Or maybe its sex you'd like. Sure you would, you horny bastards. You sure do love to read
about sex. All I'd have to do would be throw together a couple of tit jokes, impotence jokes,
"come' double cntendrcs, and a few dirty words and you'd be satisfied. But you'll have lo gel
your rocks off some other way, I'm not putting out for you today, 1 got a headache
Remember the dirty dish ghost? Well he's another one of my many friends. This here looney
talks to pens, God, saltshakcrs, and ghosts. And you, in your infinite wisdom, waste your time
reading what he says to them. Want me to talk about the dirty car wizard? A pimple witch? A
To the Editor:
While all of us have read, heard, or talked vomit demon? How about a Tew column inches devoted to landlords and all the wonderful
about the recent Presidential Task Force and escapades we lun-loving college students pull off as we cheat these people and deface the
its recommendations, most of what we have premises they loan to us. You'd love to read that as you put your cigarette out on the table top,
been reading, hearing, or talking about has wouldn't you, you repulsive slob?
been of a negative nature. What I'd like to
Well, buddy, you won't read it here. 'Cause I'm not typing it. You see, I already know those
mention are the positive aspects of those I unny jokes. To sit down and painstakingly typethem out onto paper would be a waste of time.
recommendations, and their bencficiul effects.
Hahahahahahahahahahahah. I just told myself a funnier joke than I'm typing to you.
New York State is currently in a terrible Hehehehelteheheheheheh. Whew, that was a funny one.
And why should I do this anyway? I'm no, getting paid for it, I already know the funny lines,
financial situation, and the only way to
navigate through it, and remain solvent, is to
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cut out costs. What we've got are a bunch os
suggestions which will, in the long run, make
. h i l ' h , 6 T i ! , W S °," d ' h f " T ' h ° W m t t n y t l m e h a V B y ° u l a k c n «t» " ™ « ° »hare »funny
this a better State—and thereby help to make though, with me? Ztppo. Zero No. once. It v»ould take how long-five minutes? But no, you
a better country. Not destructive education haven t had five lousy minutes in the past two and a half yean for me. And for ingrates like you,
cult, but patriotic public stabilizing.
my editor expects me to sit up late concocting some sprt of stupid parody of my column?
Obviously, many of the comments people
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compliance with it should be focal when factors are weighed a n d decisions made
concerning program cutbacks.
In most cases the motto's message has been followed by President Fields.
Nobody likes t o have students, fighting for the courses they love a n d believe in, take
over buildings and offices. But President Fields had t o sit back a n d ask the hard
question: "Does this program's existence help achieve our mission?" The Puerto Rican
Studies department does not. Regardless of how many courses a person takes in Puerto
Rican studies, there is no chance that this person will become Puerto Rican. The fact is
that people are not capable of becoming
Puerto Rican, and there is no place for
programs divergent from our mission to thrive at SUNYA.
Similarly, the Classics department has
.justifiably been cut. Despite the years
this program has leached funds and resources from our school, not one of its graduates
have gone on t o write even one classic novel. None ever hecmw
classic authors.
These decisions arc nol popular. They can'l be when money is involved. But they
have to be made. While there has been quite an uproar about English department cuts,
the fact remains that just about everybody on this campus can already speak English.
No case can be made for supporting cnglish teachers when everybody already knows
cnglish.
Speech Pathology is another department to raise its voice against its dissection. But
they have little t o lean on for support. The program is not helping anybody become
anything. Throughout the program's history, few if any speech path majors have
developed lisps, cleft palates or cases of stuttering. The question heps asking: "Well,
'Sorry,
But we had to make more outs...
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what are they teaching.them?" And the Task Force asked it. The answer came back
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As mentioned above, not all the Task Force cuts were correct. And it's possible that
some were downright wrong. The key is re-evaluation, and the guide to that analysis
should be out university's famous motto,
Politics and Everything
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Despite the recent victories of President
Ford in the spring primaries. United Stales
foreign policy has come under increasing
criticism from both within, and without, the
country. True to his predictions, George
Gallup has accurately formulated the current
status of issue perceptions among Americans
as correlated with political affiliation.
Just as 48.734% of those surveyed (in a controlled questionnaire asked in a five-county
region of the Midwest, among non-affiliatedindependent-votors, and small farm owners)
fell that they would supporl any Administration action designed to coerce Mid-Eastern oil
producers to furnish American interests with
fuel at a discount of 29%or more, 76.5% concurred only when the discount level was adjusted lor inflation.
Nuiurally, ihese figures are open to further
investigation and analysis, but any interpretation will still have to account for I he extremely
median number which was reached. What
does this mean for our country, its future
course of foreign policy, and its stance on the
decisive issues we face before us?
Well, first off, lets recall the astute words ol
that great military leader, General Douglas
MacArthur. During the first of the Japanese
assaults upon the Phillipines, where he was
stationed, MacArthur said, "Don't panic,
don't freeze, and don't lose your wits you'll
need them now the most". It's time we all
reviewed what t he great man said, and stopped
doing so with a grain of salt. Because he also
said, "The Marianas arc the key to victory-as
Sambiantalis Island goes, so goes the country.
Obviously, a man like MacArthur wasn't
just talking out of his hat. He was well aware
of the fine line of distinction our allies, worried
aboul their survival in an uncertain, unfriendly world, held up when surveying American
foreign policy statements. On the one hand,
we must maintain working relationships with
it is our mission, our mission guides us, and to our mission we serve.
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most ol I he world's constituency-if only to be
able to influence olhcr nations' external actions in regards to our own (although those
few Nco-Clauswitzian strategists who fear armageddon via waylaid brinksmanship may
say otherwise we'll deal with them next
week). Conversely, we must strive to be
perceived by our competitors in international
big power diplomacy as ready ami willing, at a
moments notice to blow them Ihc fuck off the
planet.
As you can imagine, this dichotomy of image is difficult m attain.
Naturally, this basic problem is difficult for
politicians to cope with (not lo mention understand). But, in their quest for votes and victory, they must heed the people's will. For example, before the New Hampshire primary,
you couldn't get a plastic penny for a Mo
Udull button . . . now, every candidate iries
on a stove-pipe hat before throwing in his.
And check out those tell-tale eating habils.
Used to be thai folks would have Chinese food
maybe once every week or two say, on a Friday or Saturday nighl oui. or with the family
on Sunday. These days, our present stance on
world issues can be deduced from the fact thai
politicians arc eating more Chinese food. The
thawing of our relationship with Red China is
evidence enough of this statistical correlation,
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What do you think?
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Spiritual Advisor: Chester Complains
Cyst Man; Molten Phil
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Apes: Mack unci Coughniun. Prim Button
Stif'f Writers, Criuisin' Filler, I'oor Rosenthal
Sneak Kipiv; Joy to fie Them Down
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Compost Managers: E. Poistm, Kevin BigGrinn
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April Pool's, iike we're supposed to. The Masthead Siaff disavows any knowledge of who did this.
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But the final, essential difference
between 4+2 and any other dorm begins
with the members of 4+2 themselves. 4+2
people are in general, friendlier, easier to
meet, more outgoing and more innovative than most of the students here at
Albany. This isn't because they are innately uninhibited or because we select
elite types, b ut because the dorm atmosphere
encourages
such
characteristics. People are expected to
help one another, to be friendly and to
have respect for others, and the majority
of people in 4+2 fulfill these expectations.
Quiet people have a tendency to get
louder; loud people tend to quiet down.
Noncommitted people learn to commit
themselves. This is because each person
has a responsibility to himself and to the
dorm. There are additional responsibilities placed upon all dorm members,
such as an evening or two working in the
Bagel Shop. Yes, there are serious sides lo
4+2, also: discussions of philosophy at
lunch and dinner, elevated meditation in
the Third Floor Lounge and intellectual
exercise in the Pingpong Room. Townc
Meetings are often concerned with topics
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which are relevant tothe whole of modern
American society—the- price of a plain
baget versus a bagel with cream cheese,
the answers to last week's Chem test and
the best date for Dippikill.
4+2 people are dedicated, but they
aren't fanatics about committees and
commitments and Bagel Shop.
Membership doesn't require certain attitudes towards sex, drugs, politics and
scholarship. One of the prime dictates of
4+2 membership is variety; we want to
allow each individual to open out into his
own person. We believe in putting personality back into the pillars.
Consider the construction of the present 4+2: we have a weather forecastor,
two tapdancers, several opera singers,
some folk singers, and some instrumentalists. We have scientists, nurses, football players, actors, journalists, jocks,
jockettcs, politicians, mathematicians,
accountants, and demogogues. There is
Zanne the Governess. Barbara the Bagel
Queen, the Wild-eyed Olympic Knitter's
learn, Tweets Cobellybutton, Lady
Pickle, Nimrod the Mighty Hunter, and
The Nebbish.
H H W
Secretary of Stale Henry Kissinger came to Albany recently to discuss and
display Ms diplomatic talents. "Legwork is the key," he explained, "because If
you don't keep travelling the whole situation may lose its balance. You go from
side to side, constantly keeping in control, until everything begins to flow."
Kissinger showed few signs of wear-and-tear as he gave examples. "I really
have amazing agility," he added, "and it's possible because I keep moving,
staying in shape. And remember, if people are Impressed by the way you carry
yourself, it can make all the difference."
Pane Basket Weavers Sew Up Union Jacks
b» Crazy Mike
'1'h.e Albany Great Panes
baskelwcaving, uh, basketball team
outscorcd the Union Jacks 70 to 71
in thu third period to crack the Jacks
54-53 at University James Tuesday
night. Bob Video, in his lines! performance as a Pane, scored 4) points
in the final two minutes of the game
and ended up as "hello" scorer with
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Coach Hickory Dickory "Doc"
Sourpuss, in his 98th year as head
coach, had nothing but praise for
Video. What was Video going to get
for his tremendous performance?
"Nothing but praise," explained
Sourpuss.
As the game bagun, Union struck
quickly after the laboring Panes
had growlcdtou 15-3lead. Withthc
Panes' last brake working well
(I hanks to Beary Carnivore gobbling
up the rebounds), the Panes almost
ran away with it. But Union Coach
(i. Meany ordered a full-scale
walkout l» stop the Panes.
It worked, and with U.S. Grant
leading the attack (the Damn
Yankee), Union caught the Panes.
A. Lincoln, whose address is Gettysburg, freed Union from its
shackles by garnering four scores
and seven years lo put Union ahead
25-26. Lincoln, who is reported to be
overdue on his mortgage payments,
kept muttering, "A house divided
against itself cannot stand." He
couldn't stand either, as he tripped
over his own feet twice in three
second*.
But Winston "Tastes Good" Roil
brought the Panes back when he lit
up the Jim and smoked in three
quick buckets. Vic "Julius" Caesar
then kept Albany on top when he
reeled off lOpointsinarow.'Mcame,
I saw, I conquered," said Caesar
after the game. But the Jacks, most
of whom weren't playing with full
decks, were not led by Bill "General"
Sherman. Sherman was quite a
spark and seemed to light a fire under the Union forces. At halftime.
Union led by a wide 37-36 margin.
Mike Supcr-sonowicz then open-
ed the second half by launching
himself from the foul line and connecting on a flying bucket to bring
the Panes soaring back. "I'm Mike,
fly me," he was reported to have said.
Grant kept the Union forces in the
game with his frontal attacks before
they finally fell at the hands of Video
in the final minutes. "Did you see
Video'.1" the Jacks kept asking after
the game. "I'd like to see Video
taped," said a blue Meany after the
game.
The only two incidents worthy of
note, however, occurred early in the
third half. With Cryin'"Ma" Barker
and Caesar scrambling for a loose
hall, both landed on top of U.
"Suck" Grant, causing a minor concussion on the anal portion or his
body. Grant finished the game but
complained of "Panes in his ass."
In retaliation, B. Rutus of the
Jacks attacked Caesar with a knife
proclaiming, "I come to bury
Caesar, not to praise him!" No injuries were reported, but B. Rutus
and his men later got "killed" playing
at Phillippi, a neutral court.
The Panes, who began the season
experiment
winning their first twelve games.
finished at BVS-UW markingthc 2,943rd consecutive year Sourpuss has
posted a non-losing season.
The Union victory left the Panes
with a 2-l3'/S record in the League of
Outclassed Ninny Yellowbcllies
and an automatic post-season bid to
the Toilet Bowl, pitting the worst
teams in the country.against cachi
other.
Coach Sourpuss was optimistic of
the teams' chances this year. "We
played like shit so I think we can win
this year's Toilet Bowl," he flushed.
Swimmers Leave Niagara By The Wayside
why did he only enter the freestyle? was almost as much fun as a water performance? "No," said Wet, "the
damn swimming pool. We kept
The Albany varsity swim team, in "It's the only one I can afford," he bed," said Bob and Carol, Ted and
Alice. . . or was it Bob and led. . . scraping our knees!"
its last gasp of the scasun, took a dive said.
In the dives, Albany took quite a
Then Albany's Mitch Scuhin'cap- or Carol. . .?
hut saw Niagara fall lo them,
Anyway, Albany came away with lew of 'em! So much so, that it lookanyway, 51-4'J, at Adversity Pool, tured the 100 yard butterfly and
retorted, "WOW!! I'm sending this the victory. Joe Bismark, Niagara's ed like they were trying to shave
Monday.
big threat in the torpedo dive, prov- points. "Only our legs," corrected
Albany chumped out to an early baby to the Smithsonian!"
For Niagara, in the women's divi- ed to be a big disappointment. After the women. "Speak for yourselves,"
lead and floated t he rest of the way as
sion, I ma Dope did the breaststroke losing every race, he almost drowned answered Mrs. Dope (who weighs
Niagara kept falling.
Steve Brookfinder of Albany and in record time: 1:57.4. "That fell so in his own tears. (It was all he could 540 pounds sopping wet- and 562
completely dry). Dope, incidentally,
Ebbie Ebb of Niagara swam away good," she remarked. "Now, I'm do to swim out of that!)
"I hate to say it, "said Albany won the torpedo dive— in fact, she's
with team honors. "I'm afraid we got ready to go swimming!"
In the medley relay, Albany won coach Ron Wet, "but we sure sunk still on her way down!
the trophies wet doing that," said
Steve. Brookfinder won three events tolhetuneof'Moon River", sung by Bismark, And Niagara is all washed
With the win, Albany managed to
Mark Spitz and Wceky Watchce up." (Upon hearing this, Niagara
and ended up with Ebb—tied.
coach Al Washtup retorted, "Ron keep its head above water in the
In the SO yard freestyle, Paul Mermaids,
Albany'a coed relay team of Bob 2is Wet, but mainly behing the SWANY conference. They are even
Marshy won easily in a time of 24.9
considering not tinging their theme
minutes, "I felt like I had cement in and Carol and Ted and Alice cruised ears.")
"Overall," said Wet, "it was a little song anymore: "Way Down Among
my boots," he taid, He did—he look past Niagara'i quartet of Crosby,
the stalling blocks with him. But Stills, Nash, and Young. "This race rough around the edges." The team's the SWANV Conference. . , "
by "Crazy" Mike
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On the first floor, there is a guy who
drinks strange things out of an
Erlenmeyer flask; his suitemate runs a
liarcm. On the second floor, there is a guy
who walks walls, and on the third, there is
a Sage and Prophet. We even have our
own small (and rapidly shrinking)
nunnery, ruled by Sister Mary General
and her Black-Leather Persuasion Corps.
There are anarchists, atheists, Orthodox
Jews, and conservatives. These people are
all very dissimilar, yet they have learned
to get along with each other and even to
become close friends. There is no rigidity
according to suite number or floor level,
as there is in most dorms.
Docs 4+2 achieve its goals? To a huge
extent, this is a matter of opinion. If the
goal of 4+2 is the creation of a miniature
political or social experiment and little
more, the answer may be no. If, however,
the goal ol 4+2 is personal growth into
oneself and into a more realistic society,
the answer may be yes. In my own opinion, the latter is correct.
To me, 4+2 is'a hall way house between
sanity and civilization. For most
members of 4+2, the goals ate less distinct; they combine both alternatives.
When asked whether they believed that
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4+2 was working, a fair cross-section ol
the dorm answered yes—but with reservations. Most people in4+2tl!inkthnt the
concept is fine and the present course of
dorm satisfactory, but that We need lo
work harder towards fulfilling our goals.
The very existance of such a widespread
feeling shows that the concepts are
working- there is Concern. Community,
C o o p e r a t i o n , Co in in u n i c a t i o n
Relevance bin we need more Responsibility.
One of the best ways to ensure continuing advance is the acquisition of new
energy and new ideas, as well as greater
dedication. We are looking for that new
energy now we hope to find it among
our fellow students. Perhaps one day all
our dorms will be like 4+2—governing
ourselves for ourselves, united by common bonds ol concern and responsibility.
For the moment, however, this is still an
experimental concept—and we need all
the help we can get. For those of you who
are interested in joining our company,
there will be interest meetings soon on
each quad. Attendance of these meetings
isn't mandatory, but it is highly
recommended. Those who miss the
meetings but are still interested may call
Wayne at 7-5106 or Zanne at 7-5094.
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Doors open at 7:30 PM
Coming Next Week....
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A caged Jack Nicholson (above). Below, a confrontation
between Academy Award winners Nicholson and Louise
Fletcher In "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."
EVERYONE WELCOME.
Dorm Party
Night on
Indian Quad!!
—mixed driaka
—viae & castas*
One Flew East,
One Flew West..,
tnhubcrant. s leader, an organiser, anesergistr. W i l l s
familiar role, and it's been plsytd out in an tat 11)1—1
of the part: jails, work farms, sontentratiss camps
.'.,.. In the sixties, though, then it no'' coaerstt 'waaVfaf
evil force. Mc Murphy is not battling the Kraals or tin
cops, he is righting against insanity. The evil force, like
the good force, emanates from within.
The film becomes a showcase for Jack Nicholson.
Although McMurphy is little more than an infusion of
the will tosurvive and overcome, heis. by com parison,a
living, flesh and blood character, the only man left and
the only one with the balls to stand up to the system.
Nicholson is superb. If "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's
Nest" succeeds at any level, it is because of Nicholson's
McMurphy. Alternately understanding and cruel,
clever and stubborn, and as he himself points out. "no
crazier than the average asshole on the street."
McMurphy is clearly the hero of this fable. He gives
vitality to the sterile asylum. He does not let the system
heat him into shape, and he passes his spirit on to the
others.
McMurphy is a symbol even to his fellow inmates.
The'second time he is taken away for shock treatments,
stories immediately spring up about him "he was tied
up in a room, hut smashed a window and escaped
during the night." McMurphy stands for freedom, their
dream of liberty.
But how Car should insanity he romanticized?
McMurphy is clearly not completely, rationally sane,
but his is made to appear a belter man for it. He is. for
the sixties fashionably insane intelligent, outgoing, a
non-conformist.
Society can tolerate him until he becomes violent,
then he is thrown in jail: there, he is tolerated until his
violence again proves to he dangerous and he is
transferred to the asylum, where his return to violence is
his downfall.
Even bis violence, though, is an act of the individual.
When the power of the insitution tightens past the point
of outrage, the only recourse a "man" has left is
violence. He must lash out, and even though he has
finally given in to the goading of Ihe system, at least he
has tried.
—by Spence Raggio
LC 19
7:30 PM
"Please enter from Western Ave."
The amies erestsd »n emphasis on inanity. It WM •
decide tfmind-expsndlngdrupsnd cold war anxiety,
. and itsro* tat aaaMahmsm took its most paranoiac
form in fear of madness. iLwii terrifying to realize that
non-conformity could be construed—at the slightest
provocation—as insanity, resuttinginUfe in an asylum.
Ken Kesey's asylum in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's
Nest" is a mechanically controlled institution that seeks
to slowly regimentalize the individual. Inmates are
stripped of their manhood by Ratched. the Big Nurse
who is coldly threatening in spite of her earth-mother
appearance. Kesey's asylum is feared because, whether
insane or not, all are treated as insane; the patient is
insane because he's in an asylum, and in an asylum
because he's insane. There's no cure, no rehabilitation,
just perpetuation of the myth.
The myth surrounding insanity does not allow for a
total cure. There's alwaysthe possibility of a relapse.the
unpredictability of flying off the handle at any given
moment. Once in, there's no way out.
And it is this atmosphere that the film so accurately
captures. Director Milor Forman adds a claustrophobic
tinge to the asylum scenes through the use of close-ups
and by shooting, as often as possible, through doors,
glass windows, wire fencing—the confining barriers of
the institution.
More often than not, these barriers arc symbolic
rather than physical. The sliding glass panel and the
small swinging door arc no more capable of restraining
the patients than a white chalk line on the floor. It is the
threat of the institution that confines them, the
overwhelming power that is channeled to them through
Big Nurse.
Louise Fletcher gives a subtle performance as Nurse
Ratched—calm, cool, and very calculating. Again, her
threat is not physical. She controls their lives, from the
amount of sleep they get to how many cigarettes a week
they can smoke. Her power is in the sharp edge of her
voice.
Hut all this is background. The power struggle
between individuals is more important as a contest
between the forces of good and evil. On one level,
"Cuckoo's Nest" is a morality fable, and as such its
symbols stand out from its characters.
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Trcffpunkt?
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Walking down the toutbern corridor of the Hnraanilici Building
ihete day*, one may suddenly be attraded to an open door which pours
forth both sunshine and chatter into
the somber hallway. Treffpunkt. the
new German Center is open for
business.
Located in room 217, the center is
the work of Professor Ulrich
Mache'. Open since the beginning of
the semester, and under the auspices
of the Department of Germanic
Languages and Literatures. Trcffpunkt serves as a place for students
"to gather and stay in contact with
modern, spoken German," says
Mache'. The word Treffpunkt actually means "meeting place" when
translated from the German into
English:
The center offers a variety of
things to do for advanced as well as
beginning German students. Some
may listen to videotape programs
supplied by Educational Communications Center. Some students
open from 11:00 to 1:00 every Monday. Wednesday and Thursday.
Mache' hopes that the time in which
the center is open will coincide with
the time at which there are fewest
classes. A graduate student who has
helped in organizing Treffpunkt
•commodate the earner, thereby also
r e t u r n i n g P r o f e s s o r John
Winkdmanto his office in room 217.
Winkelman gave up his office to give
MacheV project a chance, and is
presently sharing an office with
Mache'.
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Close to the heart of the German
There has also been a problem of
Department and nestled within the
students who come in for no reason
faculty offices, the tiny room filled
other than to grab free coffee and
with books, pictures and lots of furfood, and then leave.
niture, offers a lot for anyone inMache' says that if there is a deterested in German language.
mand for more time and more space,
culture, or literature. Or perhaps,
changes will be made. He hopes to
just interested in coffee.
get another hopefully larger room to
are presently working on cultural
programs to be presented on
videotapes. Recordings of German
literature are also available on
records and tapes. More advanced
students can listen to German shortwave radio broadcasts recently
recorded from Cologne.
In addition, there are books in
both English and German dealing
with
Germany.
Mache'has
also received a donation of over ISO
books—including many traditional
German classics by such authors as by Gloria Jean
Goethe, Schiller and Mann—from
Returning to the Freeze-Dried
the Consulate General.
tonight and tomorrow might is the
The center is run by Mache", and one and only Lewis London. Those
by students who volunteer their time
of you who caught one of his perforand services. It has not been funded
mances last year know of his incomto date, and the cost of running the
parable guitar playing, his fast notes
center is still a problem to be solved.
and swinging jazz style. For those
He says that "departmental funds
who missed him, this is your chance
cannot be used for coffee and enter- to experience perhaps the greatest
tainment purposes," but he hopes to
guitar player ever to appear at the
get some other sort of funding inthe
Freeze-Dried.
future for them to keep the center in
London plays guitar, mandolin,
operation.
fiddle, and 8 string dobro, each one
Still in the making, Treffpunkt is - with precision and each one as fine
and fast as you'll ever see them
played. London is electric on stage;
he is so full of energy. He has been
rightly billed asthe"Eastern Kingof
western swing."
London, King of Swing
London is no newcomer to the
stage. He performed for two years
with Bottle Hill, a still-nicking
bluegruss band. Then Lew moved
on to studio work, playing backup'
for such renowned as David
Brombcrg. u fast picker himself, and
Steve Goodman. He's been working
on his own album to come out
sometime this year, and performing
all over the Eastern seaboard and
into the midwest. You might have
caught his act up at Cafe Una's
which he played while in Bottle Hill
and more recently with his own
backup group.
London plays and sings lead,
backed up by a strong rhythm guitar
and a stand-up bass. But when he
begins a break and rolls back his
head as his fingers fly, you see only
him up there. London is dynamic.
fromhis show stopper, "Lady be
Good," to his own composition.
"Randy," to Django Rheinhan's
Swingtime in Springtime."
Doors open at 8:30. with performances ongoing from 9:00 to midnight. Come early to get a good seal.
Refreshments are available.
the CC Fireside Lounge. All welcome to attend and discuss the
future of the Chavurah.
Paul Fussel, Pro), of English, Rutgers Univ., author of the 1975
Critics Award Book, "The Great War and Modern Memory", will
speak on Mon. April 5, 4 p.m. in HU 354. The topic is "Art and
Factual Testimony: Towards a Theory ol the Memoir."
TODAY
African Students general meeting today, Fri. April 2,8 p.m. at
. the Soviet Hall lower Lounge.
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2001: A Spore Odyssey. Fri. and Sat. April 2 and 3.7:30 and 10
p.m. in LC 18. $.50 with State Quad Card and $1. without.
THIS
WEEKEND
Abba (ban presented by Universities Speakers Forum, Sun.
April 4, 8 p.m. in the Gym. Free with tax and $1. without. Tickets
can be' obtained starting Mon. Mar. 29 at the old game room in
the CC.
Bockoommon Tournament, Sun. April 4, 12:30 p.m. in BA 118.
$10. cash prizel Admission is $.60. Sponsored by the pledge
class ol Delta Sigma Pi. For further info contact Jody, 7-7973.
Fitness and Recreational Swim Cancelled: Sat. April 3, 710:30 p.m. Sun. April 4, Recreational Swim cancelled from I to 5
p.m.
amiimmlJ'rum W six
My Dearest Tom,
I couldn't make a thing with those
wooden sticks! Happy Birthday! f love you—
Debra Ann Tuls
To Nathan, Nanook of the North:
Next time check our balls to see if they're
regulation too.
The Cage Keeper
To lomeone I don't know:
perhaps we speak the same language,
signed; Red Headed William Roy
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Accounting Society presents Gerald W. Parker, Assistant Dean
of the School of Business to speak on graduate admissions. Mon.
April 5, 7:30 p.m. in LC 19.
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First Sugarplum ProeWlon: Heineken Disco Party, Fri. April 2,9
a m. In the Colonial Quad U-Lounge. $.75 gets you all the
p
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Heineken you want.
Chuck,
Happy Birthday! Would you like to listen
to the 1812 overture? (I just love the cannom)
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love, Cuddles
Lewis London, a guitarist, wM.1 play tHhaFrtnie-DrledlrUeweekend
A N Y TIM
Shabeof Chavurah general meeting, Mon. April 5,7:30 p.m. in
Sweets,
Thanks for the morning, evening, and
afternoon delight—sending you those three
little words.
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MONDAY
says, tluit"the»tud«atsdoaft»eemto
have enough time available,* and
that "we would like to make a survey
of the number of people who attend"
in hopes offindingout the times and
activities thai the students want
To my "little boy" on his birthday,
Love and happiness today and always.
Your favorite teacher.
TUESDAY
A.M.I.A. wrestling tournament, Tues. April 7, 8 p.m. in the
gym. Tennis meeting, Tues. April 6, 3:15 p.m. in CC 356.
Undergraduate Political Science Association will meet Tues.
April 6, 8 p.m. in CC 375.
Alcoholism: If alcohol is a problem at home and you are upset at
problems it's causing the family and not looking forward to
summer with them—Tues. April 6, 7:30 p.m. Chapel House.
Experience in International living. Mandatory interest
meetings for those desiring an international living experience at
Sayles International House on Alumni Quod. First meeting is Tues.
April 6, 4 p.m. in CC 370. Second meeting is Wed. April 7, 10
p,m. in the lower lounge at Sayles. If you cannot attend or would
like further info call 472-7097 or 7-8383.
Thank you Cookie Monsters of 205 Onondaga and 602 Central. Your surprise
mademy birthday a very special day.
Love, Patti
Livingston 1003.
Excited? We have a mutual friend. It's
rendezvous at 4:30.
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Phantom Caller
Dear Ellen,
Wishing you Iho ultimate in birthdays &
an outrageous 20th year.
Love (your roomie), Helen
Katie,
Welcome back We missed you.
Love, the Gang
Elaine,
The two of u\ in love is the way I like il.
Happy 9 months.
Love, Tom
It's been a happy and neat 3 months —no
E.T !
To; Mellissa Mitchell, Nancy Heppner, Ginny Scliolz, Mitch Adler, Stu Finton, Arlene
Rosenthal, Barbara Durant, Rosie Pugliese,
George Loin, Maria Cirillo, Stu Bloom, Tom
Gittis, Julie Samson, Bob O'Connor, Harvey
Kojan and Mark Scheuor of Suntour, Cathy
Dower, Mike Pour, Gloria ond Roger, Borry
and Mark, Howie and Artie, - a n d especially, Aimee Dicker and Kate O'Brien of
Freeze-Dried, Ralph Cohen,—and most of
all, Juon DeOliveris. Thank you, everybody!
Because of you the 1st Annual Albany State
Round-Robin Coffeehouse was a success!!! I
could not hove iun this thing without you. t
love you all1
Dave Bloom
Dear R.
Life's a bowl ol cherries! Have a wonder
f ol Birthday and a zillion more. Best wishes
Love A.B
Hubert.
I love you with all my heat, and I always
will Happy five months!
Youi favorite Tax Deduction, Lulubelle
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year in Salamanca. Earn credits and see Europe tool For more
info ond applications call the Office of International Programs at
7-7623 or drop in SS 322.
between LC 3 and 4. Medical Registration is April 6. Evaluation
sessions are still going on . . .
Danish Language class forming for fall semester. 3 credits. All in*
terested please call Steve, 2-8761.
Student initiated interdiKiptinary majors and Art and Sciences
courses 300, 301 and 390: All completed applications for these
programs for fall '76 must be submitted to Robert H. Frey, Adm
218, not later than April 30.
The Summer language Program in Franco will be held this year
at the University of Nice. Earn credits and see Europe tool For
more info and applications call the Office of International
Programs (SS322), 7-7cjt3 or Dawn Jordan at 482-6437.
Recreation Volunteers are needed to supervise youth at Trinity
Institution. Mon—Thurs. from 6-9:30 p.m. May turn into one job
forthe summer. Call Dave Rackley, 449-5155 between 1:30and
9:30 p.m.
To All of my Wonderful Friends,
Thanks for the surprise on my 21st. You're
the greatest.
Steve
2001: A Space Odyssey. Fri and Sat, LC 1 H
7:30 and 10 p.m. S.50 w'State Quae! Card
and SI.00 without.
We'll meet again;
Don't
know
where,
don't
know
when
. . Tonight? Strangelove and
Checkers. 7:15, 9;45, midnight. IFG
SCUBA LESSONS
Schenectady School of 5kindivinij will l v
holding scuba lessons at flics Colonic- !onrti;
Club, Monday April 5 7:00 p m. fr.i nUt
call 869-2227 or 869-9319.
Anyone for Checkeis? Richard Nixon meets
Dr. Sfrangefove. IFG, tonight.
David Steinberg? David Steinberg is coming to SUNYA! on Friday April 30. There will
be an 8 ond a 10:30 show. Tickets ore S I .
w/lax, S2.50 without. Tickets go on sale
beginning Wed. April 7th in the old CC
game room at 10 a.m. First day is tax card
holders only. Limit is 4 tickets per person.
W h i t m a n Hall is having a Party. We
apologize for postponing last week's party
but we didil solhat wecould mokeit bigger
ond better There will be plenty of Beer,
Bash, Munchies, Music, Dancing and nice
people Come join us tonight, 9:30 in Eastman Towei basement.
Off-Campus Students—Ni.'<;d M p m
formotion? Call Jonathan levi'nson, | • i
your Central Council Representative n -
member1 of the Student Affair Ctiuncl •<';'
3805, 4576542.
Unisex hoircutting & styling Special
and Shope scissor cut $3.50: Al s Ha«
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Come see us (and our
ACT (Assessment of Courses and Teachers) needs you to go and
rate your own class andtohelpintheoffice. CallCaro, 7-7927or
Mitch, 7-4691. Thanks!
Community Service Megiitration April 5-9, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Applicants for '77 Medical/Dental and other professional
health areas can pick up procedural information in University
College. Meetings for further explanation and questions will be
Tues. April 6, 4 p.m. and Wed. April 6, 4 p.m. in LC 19.
Renee,
The first is always the best. Thanks for
sharing it wilh me.
[ove, Jerry
ArfsitfiewaVe Mafws.- Free tutoring serrice sponsored by T *
Beta. Covert BIO 101, 201, 202, chemistry, physics, and moth
courses. Cod Vick, 7-7746; Jon, 436-0623; lee, 7-3074; or Rob,:
489 4250.
with Les Dudelc
(Has played with the Allman Bros, and Boz Scaggs)
Every Sunday, Monday 81 Tuesday
Only 700 seats, so buy tickets early!!
parachute, rainbow radiator,
In the Campus Center Ballroom
A Rmst guaranteed to stagger -Hie imwnarfon, string;jjrthourfamous
ANTIPAS10 Buffet a n d .follouied bv heapirq platlers o{ SPAGHETTI,&&*<
LASA6NA,MEATBAUS,SAUSACE ond MORE. Andtotcpit off,an icy
mug of. BE.EK,qoWct o{ WlNE,rX at*/other beverone-
and Irving the Dying Plant)
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PAGE SEVEN
Quote of the Day:
letters
on petting
To the Editor:
As an alumna of State University, a teacher,
anil a humanitarian who has been working for
humane legislation in New York State, I am
directing a urgent appeal to all State students
who have pets, either cats or dogs, to have
them spayed or neutered to cut down on
animal population. For students, it is understandable that there should be some help in
paying the fee. The veterinarians of the area
have grouped together to form the Hudson
Valley Veterinary Medical Association for
this purpose, and a call to any veterinarian's
office for an application for a reducedfee, will
supply the needed reduction for any student
who cannot afford a full fee.
The Friends of Animals also gives help, and
the Mohawk-Hudson Humane society in
Menands, or the Animal Shelter in Schenectady has the address of the representative of
that group.
Humane organizations in the area are also
concerned for the plight of any pet who is left
after an apartment is vacated. Either in the city
or the country, no domesticated animal is able
to take care of itself, and the people of the area
are also not too helpful towards any stray
which is left behind. Each year, the plight of
abandoned animals increases, so if a pet cannot be taken along to a new home, please,
please, do not adopt in the first place. If. for a
pet, no new home can be found, either by
advertising or by word of mouth, please see at
least that it is not abandoned. The plight of
such an animal is death by starvation, disease,
accident, or attack from other animals.
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State University students gave always been
involved in helping the community in which
they are going to school. They have been most
generous with their efforts to help any good
cause. Please, in the name of humanity^give .
support to this humane movement which.,
animal organizations everywhere are fighting
for. The animals must be helped. They cannot
speak for themselves, although everyone
should realize their worth as friends of
mankind.
Lorna J. Drowne
charting a
middle course
To the Editor:
With everyone's recent attention being
focused on budget cutbacks and risingtuition,
room, and board costs, it may have gone unnoticed that two excellent professors have
been denied tenure. Who these professors are
is not nearly as important as why they were
denied tenure. As students we all have had
poor professors and no matter how brilliant
these professors may have been, they could
not teach a single concept. Therefore, the
value of a professor who can teach well is evident; however, how evident is it to the administration of this university, and specifically
President Fields? I'm sure you've all asked
yourself when being bored to death by a
professor, "How in the world did this
professor ever get tenure?' Do you know the
criteria for tenure? Perhaps now it's time you
found out.
The criteria supposedly used by the Committee on Promotions and Continuing Appointments, which acts as an advisory board
to President Fields, is the following: outstanding scholarship, a recognized leader or an
emerging leader in his field, and teaching
capability. Unfortunately, as is the case with
the two professors denied tenure, they can be
marvelous teachers, but because they fail to
satisfy in full one of the other two criterion
they will be denied tenure. As students we raise
the very serious question of which criterion
should act as the crux in tenure decisions. We
realize this university must and should maintain a certain level of excellence among its
faculty: that besides being a center of learning,
it should be a center of research as well. We
ask what is the preice students must pay for
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theae high standard*. Decisions on tenure
mutt be decided mini teaching capability at
the fulcrum and muit not be bated
predominantly on the other two criteria,
scholarship and prominence. We do not question this university's obligation to the community, however, the primary responsibility
of this university must always be to its
students, for students are reason for the existence of this university orforthat matter any
other institution of learning and education.
Therefore, as students, we must insist that a
middle course must be found. A course where
neither the quality of teaching or the high standards this university maintains will be sacrificed to any great extent. It is then up to students
to bring to the attention of the administration
and President Fields that this middlecourse be
found, and that students must no longer
tolerate any further sacrifices in the quality of
teaching
Richard Preminger
no confidence
To the Editor:
We members of the Undergraduate
Political Science Association as a part of the
student body of the University at Albany, feel
that the administration has shown a distinct
lack of regard for our interests.
The administration's disregard for the
quality of education at the University at
Albany and the lack of consideration of
teaching ability in the tenure review process
appalls us.
We cite as two examples the denials of
tenure to Clifford Brown and Jonathan
Knight, both of the Political Science department. Both professors have established
reputations of outstanding scholarship and
teaching ability within the deaprtment. They
have not only personally provided the impetus
for many students to continue in the field but
have given many of us the impression that it is
possible to receive a good education at this institution.
' President Fields' conclusionsconccrrungthese
professors' credentials as "scholars and
national leaders," we do feel that we are best
qualified to evaluate their teaching ability.
President Fields has stated his intention to
develop a university of national stature and
excellence. We agree that this is an admirable
goal. However, we do not feel that this goal
will be readily attained by the arbitrary and
capricious denial of tenure to professors well
respected by both their students and their
collegues. Both Professor Brown and
Professor Knight received overwhelming support from both these sources. Whatever plan
President Fields had in mind in his quest to
create a university composed of "scholars and
national leaders" we do not believe that the
forsaking of excellence in educationshould be
an element of this plan.
Even more important than the specific cases
of Professors Brown and Knight is the blatantly unjust method of tenure reviewemploycdat
this university. Similar outrage has been persistant^ expressed by students and faculty in
other departments of this university.
On this basis we the Undergraduate
Political Science Association has unanimously voted no confidence in the administration.
Susan Stiller
Jay Postel
Liason Committee, Undergraduate Political
Science Association
untrue stereotype
To the Editor:
As entering freshmen at Albany State, if
someone had asked us to attend a Feminist
Alliance meeting, we would have been shocked. There is a stereotype that exists among
many people, not only freshmen, that this
organization is made up of only Lesbians, and,
radical women who have nothing better to do
with their time but to outdo men. Upon attending a meeting of the Feminist Alliance, we
found this stereotype to be untrue. What these
women are involved with are issues and
problems that concern all women. They deal
whhheaHhproolefflithat face to many. They
are concerned with the problems of rape and
sexual abuse, which we were shocked to find
are to prevalent at our school. Alto, in recent
weeks they have been very involved with the
School of Nursing's difficulties as well at with
the problems facing the other women's
programs.
We hope that by writing this letter we van
help put an end to the sterotype, and encourage people to open their minds to what
the Feminist Alliance really is.
Deborah Raskin
Michele Birnbaum
phonothoning
To the Editor:
This years Annual Fund phonothon is
rapidly approaching Over the past four years
students, faculty" and Alumni have joined
together to raise money for the SUNYA Annual Fund. Needless to say, the university is
going through a most crucial period and funds
are desperately needed. Money raised during
the phonothon is used to reinforce those activities handicapped by reduced state appropriations as well as to lend support to the
Library Development Fund and the Talented
Student Scholarship Fund.
The phonothon will tke place March 29th to
April 1st and from April 5th to April 8th.
Volunteers are needed to make phone calls to
alumni and friends of the university to solicit
donations. Volunteers receive a free dinner on
the night they work.
If you and your group would be interested
in helping the university by donating several
hours to the Alumni Phonothon, please contact Betsy Eves (7-8977) or Howie Grossman
(7-5024).
We hope to be hearing from you soon.
Betsy Eves
Howie Grossman
Student Co-Chairman for Phonothon
indecent loitering?
To the Editor:
Rick McGurn is a local artist with a
problem, this is his story:
Mr. McGurn was sitting and drawing in the
SUNYA library on Monday March 22 at 8:30
p.m. He was asked to come to Campus
Security headquarters for questioning. At the
Security office, he was informed of a complaint by a female student. She had complained of an incident of public exposure —
flashing. Mr. McGurn denied involvement in
any such incident. No complainant was
brought forth. Mr. McGurn was not permitted to confront his accuser.
Mr. McGurn,whoisnotaSUNYAstudent,
explained that he had been in the library
waiting for his girlfriend, who is a SUNYA
student. He told the security officer that
several people who were seated near him in the
library could vouch for him. They could tell
the security officer that he had not been exposing himself, but merely sitting and drawing. The security officer refuses to check his
story.
After speaking with McGurn for sometime;
the security officer decided to charge him with
trespassing. Rick McGurn was charged with
trespassing in the SUNYA library, during normal business hours. The SUNYA library is
generally considered public property. Many
non-students use this library frequently lor
research and other purposes.
Rick McGurn was arraigned at Albany
Police Court on Thursday March 25. Judge
Thomas Kcegan appointed him a publicdefender. The judge adjourned the case for
one week.until Thursday April 1. "so the District Attorney will have an opportunity to
speak with the arresting officer."
Mr. McGurn is now in the hands of Albany
justice, without adeuqate funds for a lawyer
and defense, this can be quite a problem.
Laurie Ebner
Overseas Opinion
PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS
The most remarkable feature of the election
so far is the mounting strength of Jimmy
Carter. . . . It is too early to judge his
evidently subtle political character. But we can
make a beginning . . . . He will not pledge
himself on this or that issue, to this or that
policy, but perhaps his absence of pledges
should recall the famous lines about Lloyd
George: "Count not his broken pledges as a
crime/ He meant them, how he meant them at
the time."
—Henry Fairlie, The Spectator. London,
England (conservative)
Mr. Carter. . . has done much better than
most people expected. But Sen. Jackson is a
man of greater political substance. His drawback has been his reputation as a personality
of quite astonishing dullness."
—The Times, London, England
(independent)
Udall prefers to call himself a "progressive"
rather than a "liberal because. . .liberal is no
longer politically saleable." It is an emotioncharged word which carried too much excess
political ballast. . . it sank McGovern's ship
in 1972. McGovern's recent visits to Havana
and Hanoi are the kind of ballast Udall wants
to avoid.
—Henry Brandon, The Sunday Times, London, England (independent).
In the complex group dynamics of the
American presidential primaries the contenders are often tested, not against their
rivals, but against the challenges they set for
themselves. . . Mr. Reagan. . . runs as the
candidate of flash and glamour who bounces
around the campaign circuit in the role of
America's only teenaged senior citizen. [He]
must keep up his momentum or quietly fade
away.
—The Globe ami Mail, Toronto, Cohoda
(independent).
ALBANY STUDENT PRESS
The leakage to Mr. Reagan is not good news
for Mr. Ford. It, suggests that Republican rectitude is still affronted by Watergate and.
helped by Mr. Nixon's barnstorming in the
Ticnmien Square, by Mr. Ford's purdontohipredecessor. It suggests thai this nonclecicd
President carries nothing like the authority, a*
defender of the status quo. of Mr. Nixon in
1972 or Mr. Eisenhower in 1956. It
suggests. . . Mr. Ford's tactical difficulties in
finding an identity. . . After all Mr. Reagan's
main themes (Government is the problem, not
the solution) used to be those of plain Congressman Ford.
—Sydney Morning Herald, Australia
(conservative!
ARMS TO EGYPT
The American willingness to sell arms t
Egypt is the consequence of Egypt's sound
strategy and its resistance to fanatical cam
paigns that would help Israel's supporters. . . .The U.S. will increase its finan
cial aid to Egypt next year and adhere to its
secret plcdgesto continue efforts for a MiddleEast settlement.
—al-Ahram, Cairo, Egypt (semiofficial!
Israel is protesting to Washington, pointing
out that Egypt also buys arms from Ungiand
and France. . . .And there is an immense
flow of arms to Saudi Arabia and Kuwait
—Ma'ariv, Tel Aviv, Israel (independent)
In the struggle for spheres of influence in the
Middle East, the Americans appear to have
won around. But asthc U.S. well knows, there
can be no enduring solution of the Arab-lsrah
conflict without the participation of the
U.S.S.R
—Kolilner Stadt-Anzeiger, Cologne, Germany (independent,
« 1976 Alias World Press Review
APRIL 2, 1976
-We think that the state's interests weaken and the individual's right to privacy grows as the
degree of bodily invaston p e a s e s and the prognosis dims. Alternately there comes a poin a
which the individual's rights overcome the state's interests."
Sew Jersey Supreme Court decision that Karen Anne Quintan may he allowed to die It
competent medical authorities agree there is no reasonable possibility of her recovl
r«™i«nf,i of ner recover
comment
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Actin
9 For A c t
As students prepare to register for the Fall semester, they will have to choose their
courses without the aid of ACT. They have nobody to blame but themselves.
Assessment of Courses and Teachers! III) was cancelled last semester due to a lack of
student support. This semester ACT IV could face a similar demise—if students don't
get off of their asses.
Representatives of ACT have been stopping people on the dinner lines in an attempt
to enlist t heir help. ACT is working on a system in which all a person would need to d o
is pass out the evaluation forms in one oftheir own classes. And yet. some people still
insist that they're too busy to pitch in or give some other lame excuse.
How much time does it take to puss out some IBM sheets? How heavy is a bundle of
number two pencils'? Is the strain more painful than spending a whole semester in a
course you don't think is worthwhile, with a professor you can't stand? Damnstraight
it isn't! Those who used ACT in the past know it's worth a few minutes of their time.
Get The Scoop, And Carter
Ciot a question for Jimmy Carter...Scoop Jackson? There is nothingstoppingyou
from asking it. And not through the mail. In person.
Albany is a popular city around primary time. Both or these presidential hopefuls
arc scheduled to bein Albanytoday. Carter will bespcakingat the Memorial Chapel at
Union College at 2:00 p.m. Jackson is slated for an appearance at the Americana. Call
the hotel for exact time and place.
Maybe you don't support any of the candidates. Maybe you support one of these.
Maybe you don't know who you support. Maybe you'd like to find out!
Kicking Off With Kick
As you've probably already noticed, we're kicking off the Spring with a special
addition to this issue. It's called Kick in the ASP and in it the staff of the ASP have a
little fun with the people and topics which make our university our university. It's just
jam-packed withgiggles.snickcrs and knec-slappers.
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focus
Superstar Senators
Over the last decade or two a new breed of
senator has emerged the TV superstar. The
rofe is generally played under TV floodlights
during the course of a committee hearing.
Joseph McCarthy of Wisconsin became the
first senator of this breed when he held his
ami-communist vendetta on national television. In the '«0's former chairman of the
Senate Foreign Relations Committee J.W.
Fulbright of Arkansas came to prominence
when he held hearings on the Vietnam War:
and the Watergate hearings brought Ervin.
Baker, Talmadgc. Weickcr and the like to the
forefront. The superstar of'76 has to be Frank
Church, the senior senator from Idaho.
Over the course of the last year Senator
Church, up till recently chairman of the
Senate Intelligence Committee, received more
and more media coverage due to his intelligence committee's investigations. By the
beginning of this year his reputation had
grown from one of modesty to one of significant prominence.
Whether this prominence of his is viewed
negatively or positively depends on the people
you're talking to. Some people think his investigation of the intelligence community was
long overdue. Others feel that he overstepped
his bounds and virtually emasculated the intelligence agencies or this country, making
them no longer effective. These opponents I eel
that by washing so much of the CIA's linen in
public much more harm than good was done
to the very democracy that Church, and
others, are trying to preserve.
When the work of the intelligence committee finally C l l m c u , „ C | 0SC | a s , m o n l h l h l .
Idaho senator, in all his modesty, sought in
some way to aggrundize further the power and
Prestige he had acquired over the last year.
Not satisfied enough with his new stature as a
Senate superstar he saw fil to announce
himself as a candidate for President of the Unfed States.
Frank Church, like any other American
Do
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United Stales, and he shouldn't be blocked
from trying to achieve that goal if he has the
knowledge and capability for such a job.
What is distressing and irritatingm Senator
Church's case, though, is that he is not c.vpliciih using as a springboard lor his candidacy bis 20 years experience in the Senate,
and as a particular example, his expertise in
foreign policy. Rather his explicit springboard
is his recent chairmanship ol the Senate Intelligence Committee which yielded him that
great amount ol media coverage and subsequent prominence. I his is despicable because
what one first sensed as a sincere outcry ol
moral indignation on Senator Church's part
appears, in retrospect, to be acting by the
senator for the purpose of political gain and
advancement. And unfortunately ibis feeling
of cynicism will overshadow all of the
senator's other rhetoric while campaigning,
especially when be speaks on such themes as
public morality and morality in government.
Alas, wouldn't ii be nice lor once il nunc ol
our senators would he satisfied with doing a
good ioh in the Senate, instead ol reacbinglor
bigger and hettei things','
Church ami others might well learn horn
their colleague Senator Walter Mondaie. Ikwas, perhaps. I he only potential presidential
candidate who announced publicly, in 117 5
a ycai he-lore I he primariesMiirted, that he had
explored I he possibility ol running lor President and upon reflection didn't think heeould
give u his all.
Senium Mondaie is worthy ol respect. Helms risen lo I hal level where be feels lie is best
able io perform an ellicient and ellecmc |ob
lor his constituency. He was not so driven by
power lo he blinded lo his limitations;
limitations andincapubilities which would not
have allowed him to perform withthe sit me efficiency and effectiveness in the Presidency as
he does in the Senate.
Is it loo much lo hope for that some of
Senator Mondale's colleagues will learn from
the example he has set?
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Terry Pctrasceiind Rcgina Flvnn
httd lOand l6pointsrcspcctively. for
the Blue Unicorns. The Leaguc III
team overcame the Layups. 32-6.
Scoring Leaders
League 1
Wendy Martinez
63
Nancy Paffrath
57
Debbie Dunklc
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Debbie Lc Seur
46
Kathy Burno
39
Nancy Vanvalken burg
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Sandy Horn
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Lori Sawchuck
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League III
Terry Petrasce
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Debbie Price
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Rcgina Flynn
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John Virgo (13) gelt tat for the shot in recmt men's volleyball milch. Both the men'* and women'*
squads are in danger of folding because of lack of Interest.
Volleyball Clubs on the Brink
by David Levy
Question I: What team sported
Albany Slate's best fall record? No.
nol mahjongg, women's volleyball.
Question 2: What team posted the
winter's best mark? Nasal on wrestling, ii was men's volleyball.
lawn and garden fertilizer products
There is a technicality, though, for
listed below will go toward the these "learns" are actually "clubs."
team's goal of approximate!) $10.- and cannot achieve team status until
000 needed for the trip. If you are after four years of competition.
t h i n k i n g of purchasing such
The most impressive aspect of the
products this spring, we would ap- volleyball program's success is its
preciate your support.
youth. They rolled up a 20 2 com50 Ihs. of 5-IO-5 Kermige fcr- bined won-lost record in only their
Cagers Raise Money for Polish Trip
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In the last League I W I R A basketball game of the season, the
Jockettes squeaked past the Players,
22—19, The league's second highest
scorer, •. Nancy Paffrath, added 12
points t o her total t o help the
Jockettes to their victory. Kathy
Burno contributed eight for the
Players.
Final standing show the Ogee
Bears at 9 - - 0 , the Jockettes at 6—3,
Third Hands at 2 - 7 , and the
Players, at 1—8. •
The League I I Straight Shooters
trounced the Fidgets by a score of
42—6, In the amazing team effort,
six-point scorers were Barbara
Schult. Sue Dobbie, Lori Studwell
and Cathy Ross. Three more players
chalked up four each and the rest of
the Straight Shooters scored t w o
points,
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The University at Albany varsity
basketball team is involved in
various activities t o raise money for
a spring goodwill t r i p to Poland,
where it will play games against
Polish teams. T h e Basketball
Booster Clubis supportingthe fundraising efforts, which have included
a raffle, sale of programs at home
gumes, sponsorship of movies on
campus, and a car wash.
In addition, the Polish Community Center of Albany will donate
proceeds from its A p r i l 10 dance to
the team, and an A p r i l 24 party on
campus will also help the cause.
Money raised through sale of the
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first season.
Unfortunately, each is in danger
of folding because of lack ol interest
or misunderstanding.
" loo many kids think just because
n \ intercollegiate, they couldn't
make the team." said Captain Judy
Leikkanen. "Most of ihe girls.
1 hough, had no experience beyond
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Men's Captain Dwight
Buck
agreed. " I t ' s really loose, not highpressure. We're all learningthc game
basically from scratch."
Doing the teaching has been Ted
Earl, coach, and Jamie MacFarland.
player.
"Jamie's taught us so much just
playing with us." said Buck. "We'll
miss him next year."
MacFarland has been called
"Olympic material" byEarl.whowas
also complimented by the players.
"Ted's really dedicated. He'd do
anything for volleyball." one player
remarked.
Lack of Interest
Another reason for a seeminglack
of student interest may be the
prevalent belief that volleyball is a
pit-pal-on-t he-beach-with-t he-gangsporl. "Real athletes." in other
words, play "real sports."
"People who happen to catch us
practice for a few minutes raise their
cyebrowns when Jamie or Patrick
[Dwyer] put a couple on the floor."
said Chuck Durgin.
"Some kids told us thcy's rather
watch us than the basketball team."
added leikkanen.
Then, winning is fun.
Increased Exposure
The clubs have several things
planned t o increase their exposure.
A demonstration at activities day
and a clinic involving some top competition are Intra: works. Women's
tryouts will begin the first week of
the fall semester. Posters will i n dicate time and place.
Also, if you want to catch some
line volleyball. Union College is
hosting the Nationals this year, a
tournament that attracts the country's top players. It's scheduled for
May. during finals week.
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EARTH WEEK 1976
Presents:
sponsored by The Protect Your Environment Club
The Rights of Spring
Sunday, April 4th:
6:30 pm
Karth Feast
Trinity Methodist Church
Corner of Lark and Lancaster
Tickets available i n SS 147.
$1.25 with tax card SI.75 without
Tuesday, April 6ih:
Population Day
Films. Exhibits, and speaker from
Planned Parenthood
8:00 P M I X 3
Speaker: George Kelcshian, of
Advanced Cooler Manufacturing
Topic: Alternate Energy Sources
Monday, April Slh ihru
Friday, April 9th:
Movies and displays in the Campus
Center
Monday. April Slh:
3:00 pm
workshop with Peter Harnik
FA 126
8:00 pm
SPEAKER / Peter Harnik
C o o r d i n a t o r of Environmental Action
Topic: Citi7.cn Envolvcment in
Environmental Action.
Wednesday, April 7th
2:00 P M I X 3
Speaker: Peggy Uman
Operation Manager of Western
Massachusetts Labor Action
Topic: W h u t i s t h c W . M . L A . a n d i l s
purpose
7:30 P M I X 3
Speaker: Stewart Scalot,
Health physicist who resigned from
the nuclear industry because of safety factor
Topic: Nuclear Power
Thursday. April Hill:
Food Day
Noise Exhibits in Campus Center
2:30 P M
Workshop - Keith Inglis
Physics Graduate Student
Topic: Energy Development
HsIHI P M
Earth Coffeehouse
Unitarian Universalis! Church Washington Avenue, across from
Draper.
Friday, April 9th:
H:00 P M
Earth Dance, Campus Center
Ballroom Featuring Pumpkin Hook
English Folk Dancing
Saturday. April Kith
8:00 P M
Pete Scegcr Concert
Chancellor's Hall
Public
. <rtf*
Annual Show
Saturday April 3rd-8:00 PM
ABBA EBAN
-Former Israeli Minister of Foreign Affaire
-Former Israeli Ambaeeador to the UN
-Wld.lv
regarded ae one o / the world's truly great
—TOPIC: "Proepecte for peace In the Middle East
orator,
Sunday April 4th-3:30 PM
Sunday. Aprii 4th
University Gym
8:00 p.m.
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PAGE ELEVEN
State University oi New York at Albany
Burtingame On Batters:'Experience Not There'
by Mke Plckankl
"The first four games are probably
the most important. They'll tell us
whether we have a shot at. first or
not." Vanity baseball coach Robert
Burlingame was giving his opinion
of the Great Danes' chances in the
upcoming 1976 SUNY Athletic Conference, and he seemed more than a
bit concerned.
"Onconla looks like the team to
beat. They're tough." With the new
SUNYAC baseball alignment this
spring- -an cast and west division—
the Red Dragons lend the pack with
a 6 - Orccord. goodfortwelvc points
(two for tiwin. minus one for a loss).
Albany is in second place with five
points ( 4 - 3 record thus far), followed by New Paltz (at 4—4), Cortland
( I - I ) , Potsdam ( 1 - 4 ) , and
Pittsburgh ( I - 5).
"Our first two doubleheaders are
conference games," continued
Burlingame. "and they are very important. We play New Platzforlwo
(tomorrow) and open at home Tuesday with a double header against
Cortland."
"We don't play Onconla at all and
we've really got to hope somebody
else knocks 'cm off. We don't have a
direct shot at it [the division
crown]."
The rest of the schedule? "It's the
toughest in our history, no doubt."
explains the coach. Albany faces
Colgate (a Division I club) twice.
LeMoyncund Siena (Division II
dubs) twice each, and New Havcn(a
"powerhouse in the East") for two
more in the spring schedule, 'in
.those eight games, we'll be in over
our heads," he says of his own Division III ballclub.
And what does he have to face a
schedule the likes of that? Not an
overabundance of talent, to be sure!
"Let's start with the pitching,"
says Burlingame. "(John] Dollard
and [Paul] Di Lello are our only two
proven starters. After that it's a
scramble. We have eight working
out, and we need one starter and one
reliever."
Besides Dollard, (a junior), and
Di Lello, (n freshman), who were
starters in the fall, the other six have
very limited experience.
Senior Hob Kronenberger, junior
Jim Willoughby. and frosh Roger
Plantier have seen little action in a
vursily uniform, while the three
r e m a i n i n g j u n i o r pitching
candidates John Craig. Pete
Bulger, and Paul Nelson— have not
seen any.
"Nelson and Craig pitched a little
for the JV's a year ago. All have been
on the mound, but there's a small
amount of experience there."
"As for the catching, there's Mark
Conslantinc (senior) who has had a
half year experience. He's our
number one catcher while his
backup, Mike Mirabella(freshman)
is a real good-looking prospect."
Jeff Breglio has the first base slot
just about sewn up, according to
Burlingame. Breglio. a junior.
battled .343 in the fall and was the
top rbi man on the squad.
Willoughby will probably patrol
third base for the Danes this spring
and will pitch only in an emergency.
"His on-base percentage (hits, walks,
errors divided by official at bats) was
about 50% in the fall," explained the
coach. "It looks like he's our regular
third baseman."
Ccntcrfield is the domain of
Nelson who landed the job inthefall
while batting around .275. "Irace
[John] and Gamage[Mike] havethe
inside track on the other two outfield
positions, but they haven't got them
sewn up. Pushing them are Plantier
and [ H o w i e ] Markowitz (a
sophomore)."
"Shortstop and second base are
still up for grabs," says Burlingame.
Juniors Bob Cooke, Jeff Silverman,
and Mark Fuchs all have had fall experience at those spots but are being
challenged by two freshmen: John
Zanella and Chris Siegler. "They
both looked good in the fall,"
remarked the coach.
As for the designated hitter—used
only in college ball and the American
League— that spot is "wide open",
according to Burlingame. Mike
Mclzcr and Larry Humphrey seerff
the prime prospects right now. but
that is definitely subject to change.
"We didn't have any consistent DH
last year," says Burlingame, "and
that hurt us."
There arc 22 pluyers in "camp"
now and Burlingame feels that it will
Paul Nelson connecting on a fastball In last year's Wan* contest.
Nelson will be the starting centertlelder when the Great Danaa travel
to New Paltz tor a double header tomorrow.
be difficult to cut any more. "This is
the biggest squad I've ever had.
Nobody has proven to be really outstanding except for about three
positions."
Burlingame explains that right
now,he is playing what he terms "a
waiting game. Everybody will begetting a lot of playing time in the first
four games."
"I guess you could say we're in a
rebuilding year. There's not much to
lose. . .we only have a few seniors."
So the outlook is : the hitting
might he there but the pitching is in a
very "iffy" stage as of now. The key
word is; experience. "I'm high on all
my freshmen," explains the coach,
"but the experience just isn't there."
Wc will li nd out j ust how much experience will matter soon enough.
The Danes play a doubleheadcr
tomorrow at New Paltz and then
face Cortland on Tuesday. And
remember what Burlingame said
about "those first four games!"
Five Wins AMIA Lg.IHoop;
Beat Hoods 51-37 in Finals
AMIA League III
by Randy Kgnaczyk
Harold Mcrrit, Brad Biggs and
Ted Ferris combined for 31 points,
as Chosen Five crushed the Hoods
51—37, to win the AMIA League I
Basketball Championship.
* Chosen Five got off to a 2—0 lead
playoff action last week, with Potter Club the victors.
when Biggs canned two from the foul
line. After Bill Owens tied the score
at two, Chosen hive ran off eight
straight points from Ferris, Biggs
and Aubrey Brown, to give the
scrum run to lorward Wences
Hut finally, ufter the prolonged winners a lead they never relinRodriguez, who carded the game's goal line stand, Albany got its big quished. Biggs scored nine, Ferris
second score. Bob Goldberg's break. A big punt got the ball out of had eight and Rae Salaberrios had
succeeding conversion capped the State's territory. Back George four points as the sixth man in, to
scoring.
l.uhrs followed the ball down, got give Chosen Five a 24—13 half-time
The Rugby Club made it two in a oil another kick and followed it advantage.
row Saturday, rolling over St. Johns down again lor a big score.
Merritt, the league's second24 - 0. At t he game's opening it lookFrom that point on it was all leading scorer, netted his first two
ed like it would be a long day for State. Outstanding scrum pursuit led points of the night early in the seState. St. John's well-placed opening 10 a Chuck Rappazzo score at the cond half. With Salaberrios and Joe
kick-off bounced oul of bounds five end of the hall. Doug Sabo and Jor- Williams each contributing four
yards from the State goal line.
dan Josephson both carded second points along with Merritt's eleven in
For the first 20 minutes, Albany half scores. Elliot Susky's conver- the second half. Chosen Five kept
was unable to get the ball out of its sion after all four scores made the their comfortable lead and the
own zone, but St. John failed to final tally 2 4 - 0 .
League I title.
score. When State forward Kurt
Albany's Bteam also won beating
Brian Wasscr led the Hoods with
Zorn was forced oul of the game C.W. Post 1 3 - 0 , as Jeff Golden and 10 points, while George Wagner and
with a shoulder injury, and Albany Wences Rodriguez converted trys.
Paul Dolun each had six. League I
had to play one man down for the
The ruggers next game will be scoring champion,
Don Aberrest of the match, the situation look- Saturday at home vs. C.W. Post, nathy, was held to just five points.
ed bleak.
beginning at 1:30.
In the League ill semi-finals, the
Ruggers Cop First Two Matches
by hlliot Sulsky
The Albany Rugby Club is looking forward to its most successful
season to date after winning its
opener 10-0 against SUNY champ
Brockport, last week.'
The game was marked by the
pouring rain, a muddy field, and 30
mph winds. This made the ball hard
to handle, forcing Albany to come'
out kicking. The strategy paid off
just 5 minutes into the game when a
series of kicks brought Albanydown
to Brockport's 2 yard line. Albany's
scrum won the ball at the 2, and
Chuck Rappazzo carried it in for the
score.
Following Brockport's kickoff,
Albany again brought the ball into
Brockport territory. A Brockport
penally gave Albany time to set up a
TUESDAY
April 2,1976
Little Rascals knocked off the Potter
Club by a score of 48 34. Jay
Wasserman scored 14 points and
Jeff Rosenbaum added II) as the
Rascals raised theirrecordlo 10 2.
The Potter Club suffered their
first defeat, and ended at 12 I.
A n d y S h e p a r d a n d Mike
Mahlmcister combined for 17 points
for the black shirts.
The Little Rascals face the
Crusaders(9 2) for the League III
Championship.
League IV semi-final action saw
the Family, who replaced forfeitedout Tower of Power, trounce the
Vikings 57 -18. Len Golmnn and
Jan Matheson each canned 15 points
and Jeff Grcenberg contributed 12
lor the Family, who scored the last
26 points in the contest.
Ed Siskin led the Vikings, who
finished the season at 9—3, with 7
points. Family, the only undefeated
team in Uague IV, chalked up its
twelfth win,
The Family will now meet the
Degenerate Club for the league
crown. The Degenerates bring a
10—I log into the game, with their
only loss coining at the hands of the
Family, 4 5 - 3 5 , for the Eastern
Division titfe.
STATtUNIVMSITY OF NEW YORK AT ALBANY
VOL UdUWO. i»
ajSJta,lWa
Abba Ebon Condemns
Intolerance In Mid Hast
by Ed Moser
Abba Eban attacked what he
termed "monolithic" Arab
nationalism's denial of Israel's right
to exist, and called for a new
diplomatic peace initiative in the
Middle East, in a well-received display of oratory held here in the gym
last Sunday.
The former Israeli Foreign
Minister and Ambassador to the
U.N. said the Arab-Israeli dispute
differed from all others in that one
side "denies the very legitimacy" of
the other to exist as a sovereign
power.
"The Arabs do not see the Middle
East as "a tapestry of many threads,"
said Eban, but as a place where
"anything not Arab is. . . destined
one day lo be covered up by the shifting desert sands."
As proof of what he sees as this
monolithic intolerance, Eban cited
the problems of the Kurds in Iraq,
the Christians in Lebanon, and, of
course, the Jews in Palestine.
Eban expressed amazement that
with 145 nations in the U.N. General
Assembly,—"at least that was the
number when I left New York I his
afternoon-there is no Israel in
history, according to the U.N."
"Nations whose names do not
resound anywhere [i n history] arc all
admitted to." Eban continued saying
that the U.N. "cannot accept... the
older roots of our nationhood."
He equated as anti-Zionist' and
anti-Semitic the notion that "Every
. nation has a right to its own domain.
. . unless it happens to be a Jewish
domain."
On the other hand, Eban said,
Arabs have recognition and power
out of proportion to their numbers.
"No other people has ever received
with such little sacrifice so much
abundance . . . 3% of mankind has
l7%orthe U.N. votes, l5%oftheinhabited land surface... and by 1980,
70% of the world's unemployed
currency reserves . . . Yet they present themselves as the underdogs. .
kupfwbarg
Eban admitted his countrymen
"arc obsessive about our security."
How could it be any different, asked
the speaker, as Israel "is the only
state brooding over 6 million of its
people killed... is the only state that
hasn't known a single month of
peace in its national history."
Eban said several factors are
working in favor of Middle Eastern
peace. He noted the strong "mutual
self-interest" of Israel and Egypt
towards an end of war: "With a
million new mouths to feed each year
. . . Egypt cannot keep a large
military at the same time."
Eban praised the Egyptian break
with the Soviet Union, a country
whose arms transfusions into the
Arab siates Eban blamed for the
wars of 1956, 1967 and October,
Former Israeli Foreign Minister Abba Eban apeaklng to atudenta In the gym Saturday night.
1973.
blocked by attitudes shaped in the
Eban said he hoped Egypt would October war.
hecome increasingly tied to the
"Everyone remembers how the
West, and in consequence the war began," he said, "very few how it
chances that il will try to destroy ended." Eban said the Arabs recdll
Israel will lessen.
only the exuberance of their initial
Eban went on to describe the Mid- successes, "while the Israeli mind is
dle East as a "double circle of ten- obsessed by the firsl 3 days of
sion" where great power fears of failure" in a war where Israel evennuclear warthankfully put a leash on tually came within hours of bagging
the escalation of Arab-Israeli strife. the Egyptian Sinai army.
The lecturer urged that the "Middle
Eban feels this rise of Arab conEast be . . . the testing ground of fidence helped lend to the U.N.
detente." Eban added, however, that battles of world opinion in recent
'detente' was an "elusive term, like years, where Israel and its allies
any term which can only be ex- found themselves outvoted on
pressed in French."
General Assembly issues.
Yet Eban docs feel that progress
Eban sees this "parliamentary"
toward peace was at least partially and "statistical defeat of [Israel]" as
Copyright Bill Might Darken Photocopies
A copyright bill now pending in
the House of Representatives
threatens to curtail the ability of
libraries to lend out photocopied
material to both private persons and
other libraries.
This proposed revision of the old
1909 law comes out of a ten year
struggle bet ween two groups with interests in printed material.
G e n e r a l l y , those in the
educational and xeroxing fields
want free, "fair use" rights in copying
scholarly works. They deem these
rights essential to research.
On the other hand, publisher and
author groups with an interest in
protecting copyrights to their works
support that part of the bill forbidding "systematic reproduction" of
material.
These people see the increasingly
sophisticated photocopy technology
of libraries as leading to "on-demand
publishing." To prevent this and
protect their "property rights," they
say photocopying should be licensed.
The fact that the arguments of
both groups have been incorporated
into the bill opens up the legal question of where to draw the line
between "tree use" and prohibition
of "systematic reproduction."
Educators and librarians claim
that since the bill docs not exactly
spell out what ihey are allowed lo
reproduce, they will be forced to curlail i n t e r - l i b r a r y l o a n s of
photocopied material, for fear of a
publisher's lawsuit.
M.E. Grenander, a SUNYA
English professor, feels that if the
new bill is passed, "research will
simply grind to a halt." He said that
this would be especially true in the
case of smaller colleges, who would
not be able to afford subscriptions to
or licensing of scholarly journals.
Grenandercxplainedthat presently, to keep down costs, "universities
tend to specialize in certain journals," and photocopy other schools
periodicals whenever they're in demand.
Borrowing Service
If loaning is indeed prohibited, the
SUNYA library has a tentative plan
to keep the library trade in journals
going. Connie Ryan, director of
SUNYA Inter-Library Loan, imagined that "SUNY would develop a
quick borrowing service, sending
[original materials] to other units in
the SUNY system for short periods
of time."
According to Ryan, the copyright
bill is now in the House Judiciary
Committee, where it will,soon be
acted upon.
-Ed Mosvr
New Buses Replace Green Ones
by Diane Wiintraub
Due to a limited budget and a
shortage of drivers, less expensive
chartered Yankee Trails busses have
been replacing SUNYA busses on
some weekday and all weekend runs
for the past three weeks.
Vice President of Management
and Planning John Hartley attributed I he changeover i n service t o
problems in maintaining .i light
schedule.
"There is less of a budget lo work
with this year because of the run to
the Wellington, as well as a shortage
of qualified drivers. Due to the
krtuttr
These new busts replace green ichool butts at certain hours.
absence of drivers because of jury
duly, sickness, or personal reasons,
the schedule could not be covered."
SUNYA drivers who worked on
the weekends were put on for
weekdays to cover for drivers who
had to lake off for one reason or
another, and the Yankee Trails
busses were hired for the weekend
schedule," Hartley said.
The Yankee Trails busses also
make regular express runs on the
weekdays between the hours of seven
and nine a.m. and four to five-thirty
p.m.
Hartley said that for the three
weeks the weekend charter service
has been in effect it has proven
cheaper and easier than operating
the SUNYA busses.
Though enthusiastic about the
new weekend service, Hartley stressed that it is as yet by no means a permanent operation.
"I want to emphasize that this is
experimental. Wc need to give the
(SUNYA) drivers some rest, they
work overtime as it is on weekdays
, , . The students do not understand
how pressed they (the drivers) have
been to maintain the schedule," he
said. When asked his opinion on the
new charier service, one SUNY
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meaningless, and desires a return to
hardheaded diplomatic bargaining,
where "my adversary needs my consent" for any progress to occur.
In regards to the Palestinian
Arabs, the speaker said they could be
a factor for peace or war, depending
upon whether or not they recognize
Israel. He said that there still exists
in Israel a consensus to give up parts
ol the disputed territory in exchange
for guarantees of peace. Israeli rule,
in particular over the Arab population acquired after the'67 war "cannot possibly be our ultimate ambition," said Eban.
Palestinian Protests
During the question period a
young woman approached the
microphone and in a voice quivering
with emotion identified herself as
someone who was proud to be a
Palestinian.
She told Eban that his speech was
all Israeli propaganda and spoke in
emotional outbursts throughout any
of Eban's attempts at rebuttal. She
was led away by someone from
Speaker's Forum, who sponsored
the event. As she was being guided
from the microphone, someone in
the already restless crowd shouted:
"Why don't you go back where you
came from?' She answered with
obscenities as Eban called for the
next questioner,
Eban ended his speech with a call
for Israel's "brethren and friends in
the wurld" to support the stale's vast
financial burdens. Earlier, Eban had
said "we've learned a greal deal
about friendship inlhc last two and a
half years, friendship which
dwindles away at the first whiff of
petroleum."
Praises U.S.
He praised the U.S. for standing
firm witn Israel, calling the recent
past a "golden era in AmericanIsraeli relations," and urged the U.S.
to become self-dependent in oil, lest
"America celebrate its 200th anniversary as a dependency of
Kuwait."
INDEX
Aspirations
Classified
Editorials
Graltitl
Letters
News
Ntwsbriets
Sporta
Zodiac
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9
11
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10
1-6
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14-18
7
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