PAOE Finalists Vie For Top Honors At Sadie Hawkins Dance "Girls ask boys, boys ask girls— its 'legit'!" wiU be t h e cry a t t h e S a d i e H a w k i n s Dance tonight, in t h e main dining r o o m at Brubacher Hall. T h e dance, which is presented u n d e r t h e auspices of t h e C o m m e r ce Club, will feaure music by " E a r l K e n t K w i n t e t t e " a n d t h e election of a Q u e e n from among five p r e vious'y selected finalists. Queen VI^LP. STATE COLLEGE NEWS. FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 14, 1958 8 t o be Elected T h e h i g h l i g h t of t h e evening's e n t e r t a i n m e n t will be the selection of a S a d i e Hawkins Dance Queen. T h e f i v e finalists for t h i s h o n o r h a v e been selected by members of t h e faculty from t w e l v e original c a n d i d a t e s . T h e finalists are as fol- lows: M a r g a r e t Rochford '58; Adrie n n e Sitterley '59; Lovlna Bright a n d L i n d a Matson, Sophmores; and Marcia Marion '61. Each person a t t e n d i n g t h e affair will h a v e a c h a n c e to cast his vote for t h e Queen of t h e Dance. Tickets Available T h e dance will begin a t 8 p m . Tickets a r e now avai able In Lower D r a p e r a n d m a y also be secured at t h e dance tonight. Girls are requested to ask t h e members of the stronger sex to the d a n c e if they seem a t all reticent, as this is in keeping with the Sadie Hawkins Day spirit as concei ed in the famous Al Capp cartoon strip L'il Abner. State College N Smiles Announces Election New Active Members P0*UHf Quel *7Ue CxcUeuupe Of Homework: S o m e t h i n g which h a s to be h a n d e d In w h e n It isn't done, a n d for which t h e t e a c h e r never asks w h e n it is done. Period bell: S o m e t h i n g t h a t makes you r u n like mad so you c a n s t a n d around, talk to your friends, a n d be late for t h e n e x t class. Locker: S o m e t h i n g in which no m a t t e r how n e a t l y you pile the books, they end up all over the floor when you open it. Homework textbook: S o m e t h i n g t h a t m a k e s a light s t r a i n on your a r m a n d a h e a v y s t r a i n on your brain. R a d i a t o r : S o m e t h i n g which never works, b u t makes a m a r v e ous place on which to p u t books. Desk: S o m e t h i n g which bored stud e n t s write on, a n d tired s t u d e n t s fall asleep on. Study Hall: S o m e t h i n g you could get your homework d o n e in if all your friends were absent. A School L u n c h : S o m e t h i n g which fills your stomach, a n d empties your pocket. Question: S o m e t h i n g to which you never know t h e answer when you are asked, but always know the a n swer to when someone else is asked. Report c a r d : S o m e t h i n g you're afraid to look at. a n d t h e n when you do, you see why you were afraid. —Prom T h e Highlight I wonder if some of the ads we h e a r aren't a little fantastic. For shoes: "If you wear 's shoes a week and we are dissatisfied, r e t u r n t h e m and we'll gladly refund your money." i W h a t if you play soccer; or walk t h r o u g h two feet .snow drifts without boots?) For cigarettes: A m a n working outside a gas refinery is seen h u n t ing up a with a smile on his Left to right are candidates for Sadie Hawkins Dance Queen: Marcia face. 11 guess t h a t ' s the way to Marion, Lovina Bright, M a r g a r e t Rochford Linda Matson, Adricnne die.) —From t h e Tech Sittcrly. J o s e p h Fosegan '59, P r e s i d e n t of Smiles, a n n o u n c e s t h a t t h e o r g a n i zation h a s elected new members for t h e Spring semester. New Active Members T h e new active m e m b e r s Include: Phyllis R o m a n o , Naomi Shaver, B a r b a r a Thornhill, Doris W a r m u t h , J u n i o r s ; Aim Altschaeffi, R u t h B e n der, Kay Belknap, Wilhelmina B u r ton, J a n e B u s h a r t , Isabelle Dalzell, K a t h e r i n e O'Connor, Nancy Ryan, Beverly S h a r p e , Rosalie Walsh, Sophomores; and Carol Bastien, Dennis Borst, Paula DeCrescenzo, K a r e n Hofer, Rochelle Hoch, Elizabeth Horigan, Rosemary Kverek, Ellen Maranville, J u n e McNutty, Lillian Mullen, Charles Nile, Robert Prong, Susaon Rollevick, B a r b a r a S m i t h , Marge Walker, B e n a r d Willard, J a n e t Zember, freshmen. needs workers to assist t h e m in their work. T h e I n s t i t u t e h a s begun a S a t u r d a y program for children a n d Miss M a c F a r l a n e writes, ", . . t h i s need for special assistance is quite c o n s t a n t a t t h e Albany I n s t i t u t e a n d we could use services of your volunteers a t almost any time." Hours at the Albany I n s t i tute wil be accepted toward Smiles membership. ALBANY, NEW YORK. Another need lor Smiles m e m b e r s C o - C h a i r m e n of State Fair h a s arisen. J a n e t R. M a c F a r l a n e , Donald M c C l a i n and Marian C h a i r m a n of the Albany I n s t i t u t e of History a n d Art, states t h a t t h e I n - Sciortino, were approved by S e n a t e stitute a t 125 Washington Avenue as the C o - C h a i r m a n of S t a t e Fair. A new idea in smoking! Salem refreshes your t a s t e I H E Y N O L D S TOBACCO CO., W I N S T O N - S A L E M . H Tomorrow afternoon at 2 p.m. Richard Kendall '58, President of Student Association, will inaugurate his successor to that office. Anne King '59, Chairman of the Special Days Committee, discloses that the first annual Inauguration Ceremony to be held in February will take place in Page Hall. Seating Arrangements According to Miss King the present Senior class will be seated in the balcony; the class of 1959 will sit in the center of the auditorium; the Sophomores will be placed in the left section and the freshmen in the right section of the hall. Procedure Inauguration Day will begin with the singing of the Alma Mater by the student body directed by Sally Harter '58, Student Association Songleader. Kendall will then take over the proceedings with announcements of newly elected officers. First to be made Relieving Myskania of their old job of counting votes is the newly-formed Election Commission. Mem- known will be the officers from each class. As the President bers, seated from left to r i g h t : Arlene Luick, B a r b a r a Smith, Oiesle Boulais, and Helen M a n s a r ; s t a n d i n g : informs the students of those elected, the new officers C h a i r m a n I.ee OeNike, Philip Shepherd, and Anthony C o n c h a . will come to the stage to receive a letter of congratulations. The present Myskania members will be seated in the back of the auditorium and will move forward to tap their successors. Marilyn Leach '58, Chairman of Myskania, will announce each new member, and they will be led to the stage to receive their keys and take their places. The next step will be disclosure of the Senators elected Beginning Monday and continuing the person is considered a positive reactor indicating t h a t at sonic time from each class. As their names are announced, Senators through T h u r s d a y , two physicians on the si all ol the New York S t a t e in the past t h e r e h a s been suffi- will go to the stage where they will be seated for the recient contact with the tubercle bacBeverly R a h n '58, President of In- H e a t h Department will be on t h e i.di to produce this allergic response. mainder of the ceremony. campus to perform an i n t r a c u t a n e t e r n a t i o n a l Film Group, indicates ous tuberculin lest, more commonly Negative reactors, of course are A Farewell Address from Kendall to the Student Asthose who fail to d e m o n s t r a t e any the film presentations lor the com- known as the Mantoux test, in consociation is next on the agenda and will be followed by the junction with the annual chest X - rea tion at flic site and who have announcement of the new Vice-President of SA. ing week. not ;.:; yet inhaled any tubercle bacray survey of students of S t a t e illi, o r d i n a r i l y the negative status Kendall will then reveal who the next President will T e a c h e r s College, Brigadoon is more desirable and many comTuberculin 'lest be and administer the oath of office to the person elected. Tonight, tlie technicolor musical, mon! ies limit chest X-ray studies ' t h e tuberculin tcsl is a two step to the positive reactors "Brigadoon" will be presented at 7 The President for 1958-1959 will, in turn, administer and i) p.m. in Draper 1149. T h e film procedure involving first an infecthe oath of office to his Vice-President and the Senators tion ol a measured amount ol t u b stars Gene Kelly, Van Johnson, Cyd X-i iv Examinations who will be working with him or her. Charis.sc and Klainc Stewart. It is erculin between (lie layers of the I i n.any years, a n n u a l X-ray the Story of two Americans who skm usually on the forearm and examinations ol college students An Inaugural Address will follow, and the ceremony secondly a reading done 4K-72 hours visit an enchanted village in the e.l to discovery of lew cases. will conclude with the singing of the national anthem by later II redness and swel ing are ha .Scottish Highlands, with plenty ol a p p a r e n : at the site ol inoeulal ion. Si,.', r Ueges have louild t h a t ,1 to the students. good music a' il Ihe students react positively 10 lu erculine, and thus have a b a n It is suggested that students who are running for Dumbo do.a ' H e a n n u a l X - r a \ Needless In office come dressed in suits since they will be presented : a , \..' nave collie a long way lrom Thursday, the group will present ih i ir.y m i n i o n that practically t:> the Student Association. Walt Disney's "Dumbo." This fam- Film Group Slates Two Hit Movies Tuberculosis Survey By Students includes X-Ray, Montoux Test Special Showing T h e preceding Wednesday evening there will be a .special .showing of "Dumbo" lor the .students and laculty who wish to bring young children. T h e r e will be no admission. DECommittee Plans Clinic 'Hie Sixlh Annual Merchandising Clinic will be sponsored by the Distributive Kducultun club from March :i to 7, according I" Ferdinand l.i'Ulleu 'all, President P e r f e c t S p r i n g d a y s a r e a l l t o o few . . , b u t y o u c a n a l w a y s e n j o y a S a l e m C i g a r e t t e . . . a n d a S a l e m refreshes y o u r taste just as S p r i n g refreshes y o u . Y e s , the freshest taste in cigarettes flows through Salem's pure while filler. Rich tobacco taste with a n e w s u r p r i s e s o f t n e s s . T h a t ' s S a l e m , . , Y o u ' l l l o v e ' e m ! Smoke Salem... Smoke Refreshed VOL. XLIII. NO. 3 Chairman Announces Procedure, Seating ArrangementsFor Classes ous full length cartoon is considered by .some critics to be the best Disney Mini ever made. II will be shown at 1 :'M) p.m. in Diaper :M!J * m e n t h o l fresh • r i c h t o b a c c o taste * m o d e r n filter, too FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 2 1 . 1958 TTTi First Annual Inauguration Day Ceremonies Feature Announcement O f Myskania, S A , Class Officers Senate Votes Appropriation T h e m a i n item on the a g e n d a of t h e last S t u d e n t Senate meeting to be held before elections was a r e port from t h e Finance Committee given by G r a c e Nesbit. She pointed out t h a t t h e r e is a $32,699.38 surplus in t h e treasury but t h a t some of If anyone h a s worked five or more this money h a s already been tabbed. hours for Smiles last semester, they should contact Constance Olivo '59 A p p r o p r i a t i o n s or Elizabeth Wager '60, coordinaS e n a t e approved a $600 a p p r o p r i a tors to Neighborhood House and tion for use by the P a r e n t ' s Day Albany Home respectively, immediC o m m i t t e e . A loan of $25 to t h e ately, to be placed on the active freshmen class for the purpose of m e m b e r s h i p list. p u t t i n g out their class newspaper h a s been approved by the F i n a n c e Leaders C o m m i t t e e . I t was noted t h a t t h e Leaders are still needed a t Clin- f r e s h m a n class has been unable to ton Square Neighborhood House. hold a class meeting to a p p r o p r i a t e Members wishing to work with the funds because of lack of officers. children of the Neighborhood House Tile loan will be paid back by the should c o n t a c t Constance Olivo '59. class. A loan lias also been made to t h e S t a t e College Review. More Members Needed C H R A T E D By It **tU*Mlll" d u n n i n g Committee The planning committee, coordinated by H. S Knouse, Professor ol Distributive Education, includes Ferdinand l a u l l c n , Margaret Rochford, Samuel Sklar, .Seniors; Amelia Pudber, Ann Marie iSwakels, t i e r aid Balilleld, J a m e s Poster, Cosimo Kumaiiclli, Samuel Saumi'lsoii, J u n iors; a n d Hubert D'Andrra (ill They have been contacting speakers including radio personality Oeollry Davis from Station WHOW, and Packaging Expert Robert Jones from F o r t Orange Paper Box Packaging Company. Parents' Day Plans Include Class Program all M uiig .aliills were infected by the I ibercle bacilli by Ihe tune they Moving-lip Day i e l ' In- I \ ot ing age The February Inauguration Day will replace part of J .: • n sull- ol the X-ray and UI'IJ- the ceremonies (if Moving-Up Day traditionally held in i n i in s u m y w ill help the Health I li ,, n t IIit m and Colli ge to decide May. This event will still take place but concentration will (leneral ihvilalloii , lor Hie a n n u a l wha, examinations are most p r a c - be on other fields of student interest. P a r e n t s ' Day have b l i p sen! lo tical lor the s t u d e n t s ol this Instip a r e n t s of al S t a t e College s t u d e n t s . tution J i l l s year the dale ol the P a r e n t s '1 In . . - i a \ h a m ol the New York Day has been sel lor S a t u r d a y , S t a ' a Health D e p a r t m e n t will set March lath Invilailnns euiilaining up in the cafeteria starting MonHie program lor the special events day All students are requested to scheduled lor thai day will be sent 11 purl lor X-ra', as near the I line In the parents ol In sllliicn only (In (tilled as Is possible i before or Personal Invitations Kmphasis has b.-en placed upon alter classes'. Mil- importance ol personal invita- X-Kay Schedule tions ll'olli the students lo their Monday 1 •:; p 111 Abile-Iiell p a r e n t s to insure their a t t e n d a n c e 2-ii p in B.'inus-bi isk.i Experimental ( l a s s e s In an alien pi to include a well :il p m Brichlcr-Cm'li balanced pi'i c r a m v, h u h w mild p - '1 resda.V all\ illlcrcsl p ireiils, the P a r e n t s ' !J-10 a in D.tllcy-D/.ialuba Day coininiltee is | laniilng lo . el 111- 1 1 a ill Has ey-Kuiec up .m experimental round ol classII - lit a ill fori r-( iu/.i wich es. II is hoped lhal at.eiidalicc at 1 -2 p in llaa k-llyinan these classes will gl\ p a r e n t s an 2-!i p in Iler-Kyca opportunity to ol.serve actual class ;!-•) p in 1 iHoinbard-MeVaiinan procedure 'I liese i las , will each Wi dnesday run aboul twenty iiiiuipcs in length !l-ll) a in. Mable-Myslinski A list ol those leach Ts W ho will lll-l I a in NaaU-Plcrce COlldUCl these experimenl.il elasses 11-12 a in Plersoii-Ryan 1-2 p i n Sabin-Smitli a n d tile rooms where they will be 2-4 Sn\der-S/.arek taught will be included in Ihe pro'I hurs(ia,\ grams !)-i;i i n n . T a g g a r l - T y l e r O t h e r events will include a welcome by the new SA president, dedi- 10-11 a.m. Ullsse-Wutch cation of flic new dorm and a musi- 11-12 a.in. Those who missed earlier dates and secretarial J O H N YAGER cal program under the direction ol WINIFRED YOl'NUS and maintenance stall. A £ a c h Clements. WUicU One? STATE C O L L E G E N E W S , STATE COLLEGE N E W S . PAGE 2 The freshman class in the past two weeks has proved itself in two instances to possess to some degree an initiative and independence which the upperclassmen have tried to capture since "way back when." Last Friday morning '"61 Presents," the freshman class paper, came out with information, sentiments, and opinions concerning government and the elections of class and SA officers from administration and students. To most, it was a surprise—a pleasant one. It was well organized and well written. To the editors and staff we extend our congratulations and a sincere thank you. '"61 Presents" not only served, in its last issue, to present a many-sided view of the school elections, but it also was the "best yet" as far as class newspapers go on this campus. We've heard of an undercurrent of complaints about " '61 Presents," but, from one newspaper to another — settle your differences and keep up the good work. It's best that way! This publication, we feel, brought about, in part, the second incident since it brought elections uppermost in the minds of the freshman class. Friday at 1 p.m., the freshman class met in Page to discuss elections and their implications for student government and the school as a whole. Although it was a misdirected and inconclusive session, it did show that the Class of 1961 will meet any time on a moment's notice, if the situation seems to demand it. Let's hope upperclassmen and their wisdom do not squelch this interest and enthusiasm. Tomorrow a new tradition will be founded at State—that of Inauguration Day. Admittedly, this new tradition detracts somewhat from the excitement and suspense of Moving-Up Day, but the suspense "What did you cxpi'd. feathers?" over "who will win" is still present. It can be built up to a very important event in the social calendar if it is expanded. The much scoffed at Inauguration Ball idea is not as funny as some people try to make it. But the importance of good attendance By SEYMOUR a n d CAFARO at this "first" cannot be overstressed. The candidates for office will be there, but how Shelley about the other 800 people who voted in If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind? the election? You owe it to yourself and SHORT SHORTS, OR CREW CUTS???? the people you elected to be present. NEW DAY AT BLACK ROCK "There is no new thing under the sun." This year S t a t e College has For those of you who think you know all been earnestly trying to disprove this idea. We've seen new dorms, a the answers as to who did win, we promise new and new chairs in t h e Snack Bar. To add to this, tomorrow you a few surprises. To the rest of SA who we'll sorority, see the inauguration of State's Inauguration Day. J a n . - J a n . elecaren't quite so all-knowing they'll be even tions necessitate the announcement of officers now, instead of on Movingmore surprised. And remember, it's a won- Up Day (MUD i. See you at 2, Any dress will do. Let's a t t e n d SUD, derful way to start campaigning for the but what about MUD? OCKIES INTO OBLIVION offices that weren't filled. Gotnmo*!,- Stated /Capital K&peM We shall always remember Dick wielding t h e gavel a t S t u d e n t Senate meetings a n d , of course, we could r>ever forget t h e subtle h u m o r he injected into t h e meetings . . . which often proved to serve as a n impetus to further thought. It is difficult for anyone to take over t h e reigns of government a n d especially so a t t h e time when our s t u d e n t g o v e r n m e n t is in a state of change a n d of testing our new Constitution. Nevertheless, Dick, with his keen insight a n d integrity, h a s been t h e guiding force in enabling us to s u r m o u n t m a n y of t h e obstacles with a m i n i m u m of difficulty. He was always ready to a d m i t his mistakes, a n d to u n d e r s t a n d t h e errors of others. Dick has worked h a r d e r t h a n most of us realize. He h a s spent endless hours a t t e n d i n g to t h e m e c h a n i c s of g o v e r n m e n t a n d was a l ways p a t i e n t to hear ideas from t h e people he represented. He h a s gone far beyond his written duties to serve t h e College . . . which even includes painting election signs for the Draper peristyle! Dick has exhibited much endurance a n d s t a m i n a . In short, he h a s lived government for State College, a n d we who know Dick can truly sav t h a t he will live in t h e h e a r t s of those who can not easi y forget his devotion to s t u d e n t government and State. By A R T PAUAZZOLO STRAND Those of you who read this column last week will recall t h a t A F a r e well to Arms, bv Ernest Hemingway, was rated a s a comparatively good movie with some faults, least ol which w a s its d r a w n - o u t ending. Since t h a t time, a half-dozen stud e n t s saw t h e picture and said t h a t they agree with me. I'm p eased when someone disagrees with this column—it shows they lead it. T h a t makes m e happy. When someone agrees with t h e comments contained herein, I'm n o t happy—I'm ecstatic! Well anyway, it's being- held over for a n o t h e r week. PALACE Walt Disney's Old Yeller is also being held over. Now I know the movie wasn't t h a t good. Most likely the movie scheduled for this weekend was snowed under en route. Also showing i again i is Portugal. We h a d h e a r d c a n d i d a t e s in t h e past advocate J a n u a r y - t o - J a n u a r y elections, and then do nothing. Dick realized it was time for a change from words to action. He helpi'd to formulate and pass the 'I o you, Dick, we humbly express MADISON new Constitution of last year, thus Sayonara with Marlon Brando, taking a long step in t h e direction our g r a t i t u d e a n d esteem a n d sinof more efficient a n d better coordin- cerely wish you the best t h a t life Patricia Owens, Ricardo M mtalbau and Miyeshi Umeki. T h e ; cting is ated student government. can offer in the future. magnificent and the shot: of the J a p a n e s e countryside are awe-inspiring to say t h e least. Memlieri, ol tlm NEWH , i . i it from 7 l o II \> in m 2 'S'i'iii Ext 2-0870. LELAND STATE COLLEGE NEWS Wei's F a r g o with .Joel McCrai, Vranees D i e a n d Lloyd Nolan. This is an old re-release western which E S T A B L I S H E D MAY 1916 is good for a western. T h e second BY T H E C L A S S OF 1918 leature is T h e Forest Rangers starring Susan Hayward and Fred MacSecond Place ACP Murray. T h i s movie has marvelous scenes of thousands of acres of Febru.,r> 21, 1958 No. 3 beautiful trees being burned to a crisp. It too is awe-inspiring. Monday, Tut •day oid Wednesday uatrlck :i-l«.M Alii.- J-VfJLlO. Kiunpl olleije urd 1 T h e ii 11 d H j-14 r JiduuU; newspaper ol the published e v t r y Friday of the College ye A.,'.(j< or T e a c h e r s ; the B t u d e n l 1,.1.1*1, MABV H T Z r . V I ' l l H K .MAltII-. IIKTTMKK IOSI.I-II SZAHKK MABI.KM-; AC'KKttMAN l.'AHOI. Al.TIC ANN HITCHCOCK M A B I T - J K N T O I T MI.SKN MAItV KI.I.K.N J O H N S O N JAMK.S M i l l i o n I I . I Z A I l l . l l l sri-.NCKK .MONICA T H A S K C S JOHN Ql IKK - Menu it I'l.oTMK KOIU.KI KAMI'C (.IIACI. l i N t i l i C S I'HOTOIJKAI'IIV By ART PLOTNIK What, Me Go? . . . Each year, it is customary to pay tribute to t h e outgoing President of S t u d e n t Association. This year, it not only r e m a i n s a significant custom b u t also a n h o n o r a n d a privilege to p a y respect to such a person a s R i c h a r d Kendall. Vol. XLIII 1U Open Mind State College was closed for the first time in 22 years last Monday due to the elements, and reliable sources assure us that there will be no similar recurrence for at least another 22 years. We wish to thank the administration for this respite from academic endeavors. To the hearty soul who attempted to extend our "vacation" for another day we commend him for a nice try. "This is W-T-R-Y, serving Albany, Schnectady and Troooy. . . . " A liiA-ote *Jo 2>lc& First Place CSPA New Chess Club Starts At State; Plan Tourney Snow News Is . . . Frosh Frolics Kdltor -In-Chief Ivxci-utlve Cii-Udltur e x e c u t i v e Co-Editor ,u,in.i,;iiii; Kdltor Buoinena Advertising Kdilur B u s i n e s s Advertising C o n s u l t a n t Assueiate Kdltur Associate Kdltor Associate Editor - Associate I'.ditor Associate Kdltor rulilli- R e l a t i o n * i'.ditor - F e a t u r e Kdltor Sports Editor - Circulatlun-Kscliauiic Kdltor - S t a t e College I'lioto Service nd must l>u signed Names All c o m m u h l c u t . o j i A s h o u l d be addressed to the editor will he w i t h h e l d o n r e q u e s t . T h e S T A T E COLLEGE NEWH a s s u m e s n o responsibility i such e x p r e s s i o n s do not for o p i n i o n s e x p r e s s e d In 11 c o l u m n s or c o n n u u n i c a l l o n n e c e s s a r i l y rollec-l Its \lew&. FRIDAY. FEBRUARY PAGE 3 2 1 , 1958 FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 2 1 , 1 9 5 8 For many years Olendorf's Sweet Shoppe was the Elite's meat. But where are the Poes i Edgar Allen i of yesteryear? I t ' s n o t much to look at. not much to see, crowded and dirty, c a n ' t even see, G r e a s e on your spoon, flies in your beer—It's crazy t h a t way! But where else c a n you get laryngitis, TB, and lacerated feet a t the same time? Gradually the WT, formerly a place to "drop" in, h a s replaced Ockies. Why? It surely isn't the prices, nor t h e devastating c h a r m of Kay. It must be t h a t people like a clean well-lighted place. Speaking of lighted, have you heard of the fire sales a t Herbert's? WINTER BLUNDERLAND This week history was made when, for t h e first time since 1915, S C T and the other area high schools were closed. YOU W E R E T H E R E ! But where was the who, who did the coup? Was t h e little Blue M a n ? Or was it t h e Pied Piper of the frosh class who stirred u p t h e P a g e rage last Friday? OUR SECOND EXCLUSIVE Here's the second half side of the coin. 19G0 Senate—Levin, Walsh. Fowler, Penfleld, Hooker, Mead, O'Connor, PtalLs, Brown. 19(11 S e n a t e Watson, Rehrig. Smith, Weinburg, Dougherty, Coyle, Newton, Heywood, Kelly, Sullivan. 19G0— Veep, Cali, in a very close race. 10G1 Veep, Baker; Seer.—Jacobson, with Alston and Steele placing a n d showing. Songleader—Mullen. Cheerleader—Beals. P u b Director (Head B a r Maid) — Marion. Treasurer—Whalen. NOBODY HOME—UPSTAIRS Somebody—let us in on what t h e combination for success is, when a member of the same world tries lo call Sayles Hall. First, you m u s t wait until some unsuspecting and usually unconcerned young m a n musters up enough strength to pick up the phone. Then, unless the young gentleman wants to forget the whole ugly mess by hanging up right then, he'll fly bu:Tc and forth from floor to floor until it finally occurs to someone that the Joe Blow in question died in t h e ptomaine epidemic of 1957. C'mon, fellas, Emily is on our side. DRAPER, DAHL1NG? Winchell does it with orchids, and Nobel with praises bold. The army gives out medals, and moviedom—old Oscar's gold. Ilul none of these do we possess We empoverished members of Slate's only press! Our tribute then to IFG, our weekly a w a r d Called flic Chingassl. ELASTIC EDUCATION Cortland Stale watch out 1 T h e Albany Hlgher-Ups have decided t h a i in ortler to be a well-rounded teacher, one must be able to do a headstand, a handstand, and al leasl push-ups. W h a t ll one of your pupils tells you to go stand on your nead? You have to be able to do it, because the needs ol the child MUST be satisfied. Moreover, all Sophomores need the vigoious physical activity RALLY 'HOUND THE HOOP, G R O U P What happened to the spirit that the Creeks revitalized al the Siena game? Fellow .students, there are no points given in Rivalry for booing College Calendar DELAWARE Here's a film thai will dellghl I he hearts of all Peyton Place h a t er.s. Hex is replaced by saccharinecoated cinematics m .All Mine to FRIDAY, I I 151(1 Alt V Z\ 1:00 p.m Forum presents Dr. R. E Give winch Glynis John. Arthur Osgood, Page Hall Rank's unsu ccsslul answer to So- 7:30 p.m Newman Club Conlerence tnd Benediction, U t i l e phia Loren, and Cameron Mitche I, International Filmi (Group presents "Brigadoon," Grotto, V.I. Dr. 349, rewho in Hollywood was relegated to peat at 9 p.m a strict diet of class B westerns, are SATURDAY, FEBRUARY U joined by seven lovable urchins. It's B:00 a.m. Newman Club Mass, Little Grotto, V I . a nice movie il you like nice people, 9:30 a.m. Newman Club Conference Little Grotto, V I . i P S . This picture brought tears to 1:00 p.m. Newman Club Conference Little Grotto, V.I. Dr. MpeHor's eyes! i 12:00 p.m. Inauguration Day Ceremonies begin Page, Here's a h o t lip for all of you Newman Club Personal Interview s, Little Grotto, V.I. who would like lo hit a "different' 3 oo p.m. Psi (lamina Anniversary Tea night spot this wei kend, Herbert's SUNDAY, EBUUARY «3 is now offering Willing and din- 2:30 p.m. Newman Club Closing' Conference a i d Holy Hour, Little ing under t h e s t a r s " and thenGrotto, V I. scotch is g u a r a n t i e d lo lie the 3:00 p.m. D and A Council Meeting, Brubacher. 5:00 p.m. smokiest in town. Lutheran Student Association Meeting St, J o h n ' s Meeting House, 100 Central Ave. Question of t h e week; When is the Beta Zeta Open House. I n t e r n a t i o n a l Film Group going to MONDAY, FEBRUARY 24 go i n t e r n a t i o n a l ? ? ? 9:00 a.m. Veteran monthly forms come out. If t h e cold w e a t h e r outside is bothering you these days, w h y n o t drop down to m y a p a r t m e n t ? Not t h a t t h i s a come on; n o t t h a t it's warm in my a p a r t m e n t — t h e t r u t h is t h a t two h o u r s in m y dwelling makes t h e g r e a t outdoors seem like summertime—Florida. J u s t t h e other m o r n i i r ; I r e a c h e d o u t from t h e covers to s h u t off t h e a l a r m a n d go back to sleep as I do every m o r n ing, b u t this t i m e I left my t h u m b on t h e a l a r m button. Of course I ' m lying as usual. Actually I have my love to keep m e w a r m : t h a t is, I love myself so much t h a t a palm tree s p r a n g u p in t h e living room last night. Naturally t h a t , too, was a lie. I don't know why I even b o t h e r with this Joy-Boy type of dialogue. I t ' s about as funny a s a snowball, which again is somewhat ol a falsehood, since snowballs are not funny, whereas my column tends to be hilarious, happy, cheery, sunny, smiling, blithe, in good spirits, c h i p per, gay. debonair, light, bouyant. bright, airy, j a u n t y , sprightly, spirited lively, a n i m a t e d , v i v a c i o u s , sparkling, sportive, a n d m a n y other things not in t h e t h e s a u r u s . You know, this is t h e first column in a Ion? time in which I've h a d nothing significant to say. By now you are saying that I never have a n y t h i n g significant to say. I shall now prove t h a t you a r e wrong. I shall now say something significant "You're right. I a m a liar. I do not have a n y t h i n g worthwhile to say." Now all this talk about lying h a s merely been a great b u i l d - u p ' o r today's discussion of George W a s h ington Carver, whose birthday is not this week. People m a k e a big fuss over t h e original G.W. who cut down the cherry tree in a m a d rage caused by hie inability to tell a lie. Oi course B e e c h - n u t ,gum claims he was carving his initials in t h e tree as long a s t h e flavor lasted. W e m u s t assume t h a t h e was chewing on t h e tree, which, historians tell us, was actually a Beech-nut, m a k ing t h e whole mess legal. But all of this is peanuts compared to t h e good G.W. Carver's i n ability to tell a lie. You've certainly heard t h e recent rock 'n' roll poem entitled— Peanuts . . . Oo-oo-lioo-hoo-hoo Peanuts . . . Oo-oo-hoo-hoo-hoo Peanuts . . . Oo-oo-hoo-hoo-hoo "Cause I lov' ya a n ' I'll Neva' let you fro! The obvious symbolism in this poem confirms all I have said today. I devote the rest of this column to exciting events a t school this week. All s t u d e n t s interested i n playing chess, either novices or experienced players, are requested to come to B r u b a c h e r Hall a t 7:30 p.m. t h i s Tuesday night for a n organizational meeting to be held for a projected S t a t e College Chess Club. Dr. Grava to Advise Group Arnolds Grava, Assistant Professor of Modern Languages, will be t h e advisor for t h e group. He will conduct a t o u r n a m e n t for t h e more advanced players a t t h e meeting. Instructions will also be given to those who either have played before or have little experience in t h e game. F u t u r e Exhibitions Planned F u t u r e plans for t h e organization include a simultaneous chess exhibition by Dr. Grava a n d o t h e r projects and t o u r n a m e n t s . S t u d e n t s who a r e interested in joining this group b u t who will be unable to attend t h e meeting should consult Dr. Grava. State Calleae A/eat* Avcrtd CAUGHT O F F GUARD a r e t h e m e m b e r s of t h e 1958 NEWS Board. Front row, left to right, a r e : J a m e s M c l l u g h , M a r i e Dcttmer, M a r y Fitzpatrick, G r a c e Engels, and Robert Kampf. Second row, left to right, are: Marit Jcntoft-Nilsen, Mary Ellen J o h n s o n , Elizabeth Spencer, Monica Traskus, Ann Hitchcock, Carol Altic. Absent a r e J o s e p h Szarek, John Quirk a n d A r t h u r Plotnik. You'll be SJttin on top of the world when you change to E M SSffl ill Ills Smokes cleaner D&A Council Meets Sunday William G a r d n e r '59. President of Dramatics and Art Council, affirms t h a t Mrs. Chester Gavryck, President of t h e S t a l e College T h e a t r e Alumni Association, will speak it i special meeting of D <V A Council Sunday at B r u b a c h e r Hall at :( p.m. At t h e meeting Mrs. Gavryck will discuss the activities of the Alumni Association, which is composed ol former m e m b e r s of t h e S t a t e College T h e a t r e . All D fc A Lryouls -ire urged to a t t e n d since a special program <s planned Gerald Drug Co. 217 Western Ave. Phone Albany, N. Y. 6-3610 Thaw Out at the SNACK BAR Light into that Only L&M gives you this filter fact—the patent number on every pack your guarantee of a more effective filter on today's L>M. The patented Miracle Tip is pure white inside, pure white outside. I > M smokes cleaner. Tastes best. Bo Live Modern - change to 1>M today! LiveModern flavor FII.TEHS O H A t C C CO A tt',i,„,'r /p / / . / /!,/ U.'Mln/t Free up... freshen up your taste! Put yourself behind the pleasure end of an L&M. (Jet the flavor, the full rich taste of the Southland's finest cigarette tobaccos. <9 LiygtHl \ Mjciji Tubtccg Company STATE C O L L E G E N E W S , PAGE 4 AH Cife OH *7!4e T h i s week finds t h e a r t exhibit a t our new "Art Gallery," (the foyer of D r a p e r 349) finishing i t s t h i r d week a t t h e college. T h e paintings, lithographs, woodblocks, fabrics and sculpture represent a portion, and a very poor one, of t h e creative t a l e n t s of t h e A r t d e p a r t m e n t of Bufalo S t a t e Teachers College. F o r those of you who would care to trek t o t h e "Gallery" a n d take a lesson in w h a t not to do with your 'do it yourself kits,' let me pen the following comments. As you enter you'll stumble over a p a i n t i n g by Robert Haberer, called Composition #27. I t was done with e n a m a l paints and has a blue background on which the a r t i s t h a s placed a mass of horizontal a n d vertical lines with a few diagonal connectives. H e caps this 'supers t r u c t u r e ' with a series of circles and oblongs to complete t h e geometric motif. This cheerful little design t h a t is, for the viewer, vaguely reminiscent of circus tents a n d m i g h t go nicely a s a shower curtain. Next, we're Looking up a n Alley, by J a n e t Doub. This is a sound, well executed ink drawing with one a d - Camjuti. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY STATE C O L L E G E N E W S . FRIDAY. F E B R U A R Y 2 1 . 1958 RICHARD BARTOLOMEI. Fin Tin BENTON BASSETT. Summer HOFSTRA Drummer 25TH-CENTURY SPACESHIPS? They may have wall-to-wall gravity, wide-screen radar and pine-scented oxygen. But one thing's sure—they'll be loaded with Luckies! After all, what on earth (or off) tastes better than a Lucky? So when man makes his splash in the Big Dipper, Luckies will be a Stellar Seller! (It's universal knowledge that you can't beat fine, light, good-tasting tobacco that's toasted to taste even better.) But don't put off till the 25th century what you can do today. Try Luckies right now! STUDENTS! MAKE $25 Gyp BETTE BROWN. Ship U OF CINCINNATI WHAT IS A M A N W H O FIXES TRAFHC SIGNALS? ROGER COURTNEY HUllklT Tinker S A C R A M E N T O STATE )o you like t o s h i r k w o r k ? Here's Home may m o n e y - start Stickling! We'll p a y $25 lor every Stickler wo print and for h u n d r e d s more that never gel used. St ickliTH are simple riddles w i t h two-word rhyming answers. Motli words must have lhit s a m e n u m b e r of syllables. ' D o n ' t do drawings.) Send your Sticklers Willi your name, add r e s s , c o l l e g e a n d clasH t o Happy- J o e - L u c k y , Box (>7A, M o u n t Vernon, N. Y. Gamma Kappa Phi These freshmen have been initiated to G a m m a K a p p a Phi according to J u d i t h Swan '58, President: J o a n n e Batten, Patricia Bazata, Norma Fiebke, Rosemary Kverek, Frances Liston. Marcia Marion, and J o a n McGuire. PRINCETON W H A T IS A CROOKED GAMBLING BOAT? Club Starts New Car Pool Members of C o m m u t e r s Club elected new officers a t their first legular uieefing Friday reports Barbara MacDonald '57, Past President. President i.s Michael De Bonis '50; Vice President, Ralph Spanswich '50, Secretary Dorothy Shaffer 'lil a n d Treasurer. Doris Joy '59. New Com mi I tees Committee chairmen were also nominated. These include: Membership Chairman, JoAnn McNally, Activit-Co-Ordinators, Pauline O a l h oilt and Myron Baum, freshmen, and Publicity Chairmen, F.hia Pols and Ruth Bender, Sophomores. Coming Events The commuters a r e planning a bowling parl\ March 1. They a r e also expecting to create a c a r pool to promote Commuter .support ol school activities including spoils events, I) & A, and Music Council presentations New Advisor Mr. Shecan, Assistant Prole-soi ol the Business I), pai'linent, is t h e new advisor to Commuters Club W H A I IS AN A R G U M t N l WHAT lb A FAIRWEAThER FRIEND.' BEIWEEN DONKEYS? L. G. BALFOUR M I C H A E L B U R K E . JR . PENN STATE I'hony Crony PAUL HARRINGTON. HlUy /''ray PROVIDENCE COLL Fraternity Jewelry Badges, Steins, Kings Jewelry, Gifts, Favors Stationery, Programs Club Pins, Keys Medals, Trophies i NIVF.RSITY ISA T Co.* PAGE S Sorority Holds Sororities Initiate Freshmen; Party To Mark Hold Parties; Open Houses Sixtieth Year misable flaw — h e r overworking of t h e central a r e a of drawing. Sororities on campus this week Leilani Schorl, Carol T h o r n , Louise An oil by Nella May Case called announce both initiation of newTornatorc, Lorna Wilson and Irene L a n d s c a p e c a t c h e s your eye next, Witkowski, freshmen. members and Open Houses. a n d here t h e a r t i s t h a s created a Miss Corcoran also states t h a t t h e This year Psi G a m m a is celebrat- Beta / e t a 'hybrid' combining t h e t e n e n t s of coffee hour with Sigma Lambda t h e cubist sshool with angular per- ing t h e sixtieth anniversary of t h e Sally Harter '58, President, a n spective. T h e d r a b tones of t h efounding of t h e sorority. nounces t h a t t h e following girls Sigma scheduled for last, Monday On F e b r u a r y 15, 1898, eleven stu- have been Initiated: Bernice Epstein night was postponed a n d will be p a i n t i n g mellow some incongruities, Normal and b u t t e n d t o emphasize t h e particu- dents of S t a t e College Rhoda Levin, Sophomores; held this Monday night. larly riotous area, t h e right portion School m e t in t h e Washington Marilyn Alston, Ruby Campbell, Vir- Phi Delta Avenue home of G e r t r u d e Hall, a ginia Dehnert, Mary Lou Denny, of t h e painting. Patricia Gearing '58, President of Laocrimose, a n oil a n d lacquer Senior, a n d formed a literary society Shirley McGuirl, Shirley Moscrop, Phi Delta, reports t h a t the following p a i n t i n g by Eugene P a k i n h a s a m o r - which they named Psi G a m m a . Mrs. Fran Pavliga, Elaine Romatowski. were initiated last S u n d a y : Mary phous shapes a n d color diffusions. Margaret Mooney, well-known a s Nancy Rubin, Marie Russn, a n d Ann Nottingham '60; Harriet BerT h e artist uses strippled and pulled an a u t h o r of English textbooks and Hope Washbond, freshmen. bary, Karen Caster, K a t h l e e n Conimpastos, coupled with obvious lap- head of t h e English D e p a r t m e n t of Beta Zeta is also having a n Open rad, Elizabeth Drumm, Irma Ess, ping of colors to render a great the Normal School, was the sponsor House for Statesmen Sunday from Donna Forer, Caroline Gerlich, P a for t h e sorority. Miss Elizabeth 5 to 7 p.m., according io Arlene tricia Gillingham, Geraldine K r y painting. T h e Catcher, a fine piece of scul- Reed, a g r a d u a t e from Cornell was Slusarz '58, Vice-President. c/uk, Lillian Mullen, Arlene P e t e r ture by George S t a r k , nudges for elected t h e first President. sen, Brita Rehrig, Marilyn Ryan, ( h i Sigma Theta Reunion Planned recognition a s we t u r n to leave. Barbara Shultz, A n n Marie S u n Patricia Corcoran '58, President, Now. sixty years later, Psi G a m m a T h e artist h a s kept h i s wits about strand, Josephine Unverzagt, a m i h i m and recreated t h e dynamic m o - is g a t h e r i n g her Alumnae and a c - announces t h a t the following have Sharon Wenzel, freshmen. tions of the player, keeping his work tive m e m b e r s together to celebrate been initiated to Chi Sigma T h e t a : Sigma Phi Sigma simple, a n d a n a t o m i c a l l y potent. her birthday. C o - c h a i r m a n Kaye Grace Barbieri a n d Joan Basista, T h e following girls were initiated After paying o u r respects to this Harris and Barbara Thiele, Juniors, S o p h o m o r e s ; J a n e Bruskawicz, into Sigma P h i Sigmalast Monday work, we wipe our h a n d s on t h e two and Alumni c h a i r m a n R u t h M c - Brenda Caswell, J o a n n a Desposoti, according to Frieda Cohen '58, fabrics a d o r n i n g t h e walls a n d Graw a r e planning t h e a r r a n g e - J o a n Heywood, Lucille Jacobson, President: Judith Brod.sky, R u t h shuffle out, knowing better shows m e n t s for a tea to be held Saturday Eileen Mamett, Barbara Meehan, Danowit, Deanna Diamond. Rita Evare in store for us, as t h e 'ebb tide' from 3:03 to 0:00 p.m. a t t h e PsiFrances Organisciak, J u n e Perry, Margaret Ritterbusch, Gail Rogers, enson, Toby Gecluld. Judy G e r h a r d t , G a m m a house. is behind us. Phyllis H a m m e r m a n , J o a n Kaye, Martha Pollack, Diane Rosen, Eleanor Silverstein, Vera Silverstone, Marjorie Sleslnger, a n d Cynthia Sugerman, all freshmen. Miriam Ptalis a n d Sylvia Steinhoff, Sophomores, a r e sorority c o chairmen for S t a t e Fair. Kappa Delta Charlotte Norton '58, President, states t h a t t h e following were initiated to Kappa Delta: Lynda Frost '59; Rose Carbone, S a n d r a Juckett, a n d M a r t h a Spadinger, Sophomores; J u d i t h Bacon, Christine Berkey, Mary Ellen Coogan, S a n d r a Dieter, Lois A n n F r a n k , Barbara Gladysiewic/,, S a n d r a G o t tabed, Carol Konecny, Linda M a n W H A T IS A BOX FOR STORING WHAT IS A SEASONAL MUSICIAN? del. Judith Metcalf, Patricia NofTFIVE-DOLLAR BILLS? singer, Alene Rabe, Mary J a n e Shepherd, and Donna Steele. LIGHT UP A light 2 1 . 1958 SMOKE -LIGHT UP A LUCKY! mu/iucnn tJvvti&co Kc/tyiurny-— Mjxiinu • Juvaaco is our middle name P.O. B U M ; . 171 Marshall St. (ill 5-7837 Carl Sorenson, Mgr. Tourney Bound By BOB K A M P F Sports Editor Photos by DICK SUMNER T E As I s a t down behind t h e type- for t h e "Kid Around t h e Corner." writer with t h e 1957-58 basketball Need I say more about helping supschedule in front of me this week, port this drive to extinguish polio? my e., es rested on t h e forthcoming Around T h e Boards With Pictures dates of t h e Oswego S t a t e College As a tribute to the Sauersmen, I T o u r n a m e n t — T h u r s d a y , February have arranged t h e sports page in a 27 to S a t u r d a y , March 1. After t h e pictorial setup to m a r k t h e season t o u r n a m e n t t h e r e are two remaining game by game. T h e scenes porgames on t h e schedule, b u t they trayed a r e present a t every gam.' will be a n t i - c l i m a t i c to the tourna- and never seem to dull. At top cenment of pedagogues. ter, the Peds form a p r e - g a m e h u d This year's invitation m a r t s our dle around their coach for chat t i n t v e n t u r e into t o u r n a m e n t play. added pep talk; to the right and left T h e Peds a r e seeded fourth and will of t h e team, t h e p r e - g a m e warm meet Buffalo in Ihe first round on up drills are shown in t h e person Thursday. of G a r y Hoi way and Tom B a u g h a n It's a long trek to Oswego, b u t as they toss their favorite shots a t surely there are some hearty S t a t e s - the netted hoop. Coming a r o u n d to men a n d women who could stand the left, the cheerleaders t e r m i n a t e the journey. I t would be a lonely a V - I - C - T - O - R - Y cheer above t h e t o u r n a m e n t for t h e S a u e r s m e n if picture of Holway's stylish lay-up they had to go it a!one. shot. On t h e right, Coach S a u e r s Before launching its attack a t Os- congratulates Don Mayer after t h e wego, t h e Peds must cope with Pace Peds h a d taken o n e of their 12 College tonight and New Haven to- victories to date. T h a t player soarmorrow. Both games are to be play- ing in for two points a t bottom ed on t h e P a g e Hall court with right i.s freshman Jack Beardon, the J V preliminary games getting who h a s been a boast to t h e Peds under way a t 6:45. T h e New Haven all season, a n d though only 5'9, contest Ls t h e o n e to which t h e leaves lots of space between h i m S a u e r s m e n have teen pointing t o - self and the floor when he goes up. wards since losing earlier in the year It seems superfluous to say, G O O D at New Haven. An added feature to LUCK, Coach S a u e r s and squad but tomorrow's game i.s the benefit for that i.s our sentiment. D Jr. Varsity Basketball Squad Bows Out After Loss Of Weekend Pair After losing seven games in a row a t the beginning of t h e season, the Junior Varsity basketball squad under t h e tutelage of Senior Ron Gi*aves. have m a d e a n astonishing recovery to bring its record to (i-9 for the campaign. game average while Francois h a d poured through 219 points for a 14.5 average in fifteen games. Eddy's high game was against New P a l t z when he canned 27. F r a n c o i s h i t for 21 m t h e Saratoga Air Force Base contest. NEW WHISTLE TOPS Two other freshmen, Bob S a n d s and Sherwin Bowen have done much to give the Ped fledglings the extra strength they needed. Both boys have seen action in t h e last seven JV games as well as holding down positions on the varsity. Bowen has scored 02 points for a 13.1 Tonight the Oravesmen will host average and Sands is holding down (he RIM JV in t h e preliminary to a 0.4 average with :il points. the P a c e - S t a t e feature. Tomorrow it will be New Haven's .layvees in New Britain Halts Skein the finale. Both Haines will comtip until last Saturday Hie J a y v e e mence a t t h e usual 6:45 starting had won six straight before r u n time. ning u p against t h e New Britain Eddy had tossed in 10!) points in J V w h o s t o p p e d t h i ' P e d s . 72-115. o n his fourteen gatnes for a If.7 pert h e P a g e Mall c o u r t Eddy, Francois Spark Sparked by t h e outstanding play of freshmen Ray Eddy a n d Dick Francois, the junior Peds have r e deemed their early season losses with two games yet, to be played. AS ADVERTISED IN Seventeen Especially for the FASHION MINDED WOMAN Peds Defeat Tourney Tickets On Sale Now F-D Grapplers Mr. Merlin Hathaway, Director ol Athletics, announced tins week that tickets for the Oswego S t a l e College Basketball T o u r n a m e n t will be available until Monday afternoon at I p.m. Tickets Only $1.50 Any student wishing to purchase tickets for any pari ol the tournament in which the varsity is to compete should see "llhcr Coach H a t h away or Chuck Fouler by Monday. Albany's first game will la- played Thursday afternoon at 2 p i n against Bulla, o. T h e prices lor t h e affair tire a s follows: Student tickets for all 12 games to be played between t h e eight teams, one dollar and fifty cents. Any afternoon or evening game, 75 cents. Reserved seats for Ihe tournament, $3.00. Reserved seats lor a m given night. $1.50. 'I he V a r s 11 y wrestling teatn chalked up a n impressive win over I'aiiieigli-Dickinson last S a t u r d a y to make their seasonal record 7-2. O n h three of t h e Ped g r a p p l e r s wen- actually victorious in m a t c h e s . Joe Hill. Paul Harris and Bob Bosi uworth all won forfeits. T h e F - D team was poor.y u n d e r m a n n e d and could not supply three oppositions in weight classes. Kcssler Wins First Match F r e s h m a n Mike Kessler from Albany pinned Ins m a n in 1:20 to emerge victorious in h i s first college m a t c h . Dave Pause c a m e back in line form alter last week's setback to win by a pin. Charlie K a n e ri inained undefeated by scoring u ti-;j decision over his opponent. Don Warne lost, a decision a n d heavyweight Joel Smith was pinned. T h e final score was S t a t e 2il, and F - D 8. The (iarcnuncn wrestled H a m i l t o n College last night and will engage Clarkson on the twenty-third. Three Chic Styles Hooded — $4.98 Boat Necked — $3.49 Collared — $4.20 IN COLORS at your CO-OP PAGE 6 STATE COLLEGE N E W S . FRIDAY, F E B R U A R Y 2 1 , 19S8 Forum Of Politics Presents Debate Council Russians Like Short Shorts; Main Topic-American Life Chicago University Professor Discusses Topic; Plans Debates T h i s afternoon a t 1 p.m. in P a g e ten, J a c k Conway, D e b o r a h Gorman, Hall F o r u m of Politics will present and C y n t h i a S u g a r m a n , freshmen. Dr. Robert E. Osgood, Professor of Purpose Political Science a t t h e University "Resolved t h a t : T h e r e q u i r e m e n t F o r u m is a campus organization of Chicago. Osgood will discuss, formed to create interest in c u r r e n t of membership in a labor organiza" T h e P o itical P r o b l e m s Involved problems of t h e n a t i o n a l a n d i n t e r - tion as a condition of employment in t h e Use of Nuclear Weapons a n d n a t i o n a l realm. All s t u d e n t s regu- should be illegal!" was t h e topic T h e i r I m p a c t on American Policies." laiiy enrolled in t h e college a r e discussed last n i g h t when the AlBackground meml srs. bany S t a t e Debators traveled to Dr. Osgood is associated with T h e T::- 1 bi-weekly p r o g r a m s consist Siena for a single round of debate. C e n t e r for t h e S t u d y of American of speakers, discussions, debates, T h e d e b a t o r s for t h e affirmative Foreign Policy and Military Strategy and film dealing with c u r r e n t issues. were J u d y Brodsky, and J o - A n n e in Chicago, where he is a colleague Sloat, freshmen. Those who took of Professor H a n s J. Morsenthau, the negative cause were F r a n k one of the foremost political scienKrivo, '60, and Joel Nadel, '81. tists in t h e United S t a t e s . I n a d d i Three Debates Next Month tion to his work a t t h e Center, h e teaches g r a d u a t e courses in World The group h a s scheduled several Politics and Military Strategy. debates for March. On M a r c h 6-8 Author K a p p a Mu Epsilon the National they will participate in t h e I n t e r Dr. Osgood is t h e a u t h o r of Ideals Honorary M a t h e m a t i c s F r a t e r n i t y , State Debators' Congress at P e n n a n d Self Interest in American Foreign Policy and the highly contro- will m e e t T h u r s d a y at 7:30 p.m. in sylvania S t a t e . T h e Siena T o u r n a versial publication, Limited War. He B r u b a c h e r Hall, according to Clin- ment will follow on M a r c h 21-22. is also a frequent contributor to ton C a r p e n t e r '57, President. T h e final event for t h e m o n t h will several j c u r n a s of world politics Speaker Robert Carlton Luippold, Assist- be the TKA Regional Debate a t a n d political affairs. a n t Professor of M a t h e m a t i c s , will Rutgers University, March 27-29. Second To Appear T h i s is t h e second speaker p r e - be t h e speaker for the evening. Debate Novices Desired This Honorary was established a t sented by F o r u m to speak on a topic S t u d e n t s who wish to participate of c u r r e n t interest. Because of t h e S t a t e College in 1957. Membership present controversy on missiles and is restricted to Juniors a n d Seniors in debate this year should contact .sputniks, Dr. Osgood's speech is of who have completed integral cal- either Samuel V. P r i t c h a r d , Assistculus and have an overall average a n t Professor of English, or J o h n vital interest. Debate Lee DeNike '59, President of of 2.5 and a n average of 3.0 in Yager '59, President of Council. F o r u m of Politics, affirms t h a t t h e m a t h e m a t i c s . following people have been elected to F o r u m Board of Politics: R i c h a r d T r u e and Daniel Bresan, Sophomores. — For Faculty, Students and Graduates — Associates Elected to t h e Associates of F o r u m Board were: J o a n DeLeo, Marjorie Roberts, Sophomores; J o a n n e B a t . . . comprising 250 outstanding Boys, Girls, B r o t h e r - S i s t e r a n d Co-Ed Camps, located t h r o u g h o u t New England, Middle Atlantic States and Canada. . . . I N V I T E S YOUR I N Q U I R I E S concerning s u m m e r employment as C o u n s e l o r s , I n s t r u c t o r s or Administrators. . . . P O S I T I O N S in children's camps, in all a r e a s of activities, a r e 53 N. Lake Ave., available. Near W a s h i n g t o n Ave. W R I T E , O R CALL IN P E R S O N : 2 BARBERS ASSOCIATION OF PRIVATE CAMPS—DEPT. C We Aim To Pleaae 55 West 42nd Street, Room 743 New York 3G, N. Y. Math Honorary Holds Meeting — - GAMP COUNSELOR OPENINGS The Association of Private Camps JOE'S BARBER SHOP fa/?.! By DAVE G O O D M A N T h e Russian people a r e extremely curious of t h e American way of life. T h a t is why the R u s s i a n governm e n t issued a short s h o r t ( t h e R u s sians like short shorts) entitled American Non-Censored. It s t a r t s having I v a n t h e Bear growling. A leaky t u b called t h e U.S.S. Yankee Clipper I I struggles past a n a r m a d a of Russian A-subs. T h e captain is too busy reading Peyton Place to notice. In the distance is a m o n u m e n t labeled the S t a t u e of Opression. In her left h a n d she h a s U.S.A. Confidential. In her right is a b u r n i n g torch dedicated to all those Americans t h a t died of lung cancer. On board t h e Clipper II are a h u n d r e d immigrations from H u n g a r y . T h e crew is chained to their posts. They are guarded by a mass of moustached Simon Legrees. On deck, a Russian spy turns to his wife and says, "Where is the Empire S t a t e Building?" She, also a spyess, grins and answers, "In the North, the Seaway and in the West, t h e T h r u w a y . " Another spy spying on t h e m , strides over and stabs the woman saying, "Good Humor is not Tolerated." S h e falls gurgling, "They jest a t scars t h a t never felt a wound." B o t h men choke her. Unseen — below deck, a fettered prisoner throws the last c h u n k of coal on t h e fire. "Fool! You've wasted the last piece of fuel." T h e accuser is a n image of J o h n Foster Dulles. T h e stoker mumbles, "Never fear, Master," and j u m p s i n t o t h e fire. J o h n Foster reaches in a n d beats t h e ashes screaming " C o w a r d ! " T h e n he adds a n o t h e r n o t c h to hLs brief case. (He keeps his u n d e r shorts in it). Casper Ahab, a member of t h e K K K , leans over the stern saying, "Lad the G r e a t White one h a s eluded us again." "Tough h a r p o o n s " , says Pithius, his friend. I n a fit of anger, Ahab throws a voodoo doll of P i t h i u s overboard. T h e Morrocan apprentice follows it overboard crying, "I don't wuv you a n y m o r e . " T h e Captain surveying t h e h a r b o r sees a woman t h a t looks like Sophia. "Bring me my spyglass!" h e i n t e r jects. Spy No. 1 with vodka glass in h a n d , forgets his position and races up to the bridge. He m a n a g e s , "Here—take mine." The second spy quickly gains his composure. He grabs his portfolio, and pulls t h e zipper. T h e hapless first spy, realizing his mistake, t u r n s j u s t as he receives the slug from the zip gun in the somach. He falls—quite dead. Try our "WHIMPY" 2 Hamburgers, melted cheese, lettuce tomato, mayonnaise on toasted roll . 55c MAYFLOWER Central Ave. '**-*E3!5/«"' State College News ALBANY, N E W YORK. Z-463 SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 22, 1958 /TT» VOL X L I I I , NO. 4 Yager Defeats Youngs In Race For SA Presidency; Nesbitt Serves As Veep; Myskania Numbers Twelve Myskania No. 43 Takes Oath; Includes Six Women, Six Men Male Domination Of SA Presidential Chair Continues T h e first Myskania under the now S t u d e n t Association Constitution look office this afternoon as the oldest tradition of State College— tlie limping of M y s k a n i a - was again carried out in Page Hall. In a shortened and simplified ceremony. Myskania Number forty-three ascended the stage steps where they were congratulated by Richard K e n dall and presented with the Myskania symbols, the purple and gold tassel and Key. by Marilyn Leach, outgoing C h a i r m a n of the Judicial Body. The male domination of the Student Association presidency continues as John Yager defeated Winifred Youngs for the chief office of State College's student government by a margin of 168 votes. Of the 868 votes cast by members of SA, Yager received 497, Youngs garnered 329, and 42 blanks were cast. Female Assumes Vice-Presidency Running unopposed for the vice-presidency of SA, Grace Nesbitt was elected with a total of 538 votes cast in her favor. Statesmen cast 331 blank ballots in this election. A total of 869 votes were cast in the vice-presidential balloting. First January-January Officers The SA and class officers elected in this year's election are the first to serve as January to January officers. Art Council and was coordinator of the freshman class. T h e fifth seat, t h a t of Ronald Alexander, was left v a c a n t . Frcida Cohen h a n d e d down seat six to K E N N E T H K A L E T . S t u d e n t Union Board V i c e - C h a i r m a n and a member of D&A, Miss Cohen escorted Kadet to t h e platform where he received his tassel and key. T h e retiring Secretary of t h e J u n ior Class. C'ORRINE MARRO. was Ihe next, female to be tapped. She will oc upv the seal of Dukene ZerT h e new Myskania is composed of vas on Myskania. .six men and six women. T h e new Jack T a t e was tlie eighth outgoHA Constitution .specifies a judicial body of thirteen members, which ing Myskania m e m b e r to pace down means t h a t the vacancy will be filled the Page Hall aisle. Stopping next to his row. the n a m e of R I C H A R D in tlie near future. W I L L I S was called. Willis has servWith m e m b e r s of the J u n i o r Class ed on t h e S t u d e n t S e n a t e this year. seated in the center section seats of MARION S C I O R T I N O , co-chairPage, the outgoing Myskania m e m bers assembled in tlie rear of the m a n of S t a t e Pair, was next to be tapped. S h e ocupies t h e n i n t h seat auditorium for the tapping cereon the judicial body, t h a t of Sally monies. Hurler. Patricia Gearing' was tlie first to This year's J u n i o r Prom Queen. make tlie trip down the aisle in R O S E M A R I E SEPE, was next to be quest of I lie person who would re- called from her seat in tlie audiplace her in seat number one. As ence, s h e will occupy Eileen 1,alley Clearing slopped by the row in which l'urcell's seat n u m b e r ten. she was silting, Kendall (ailed out I he name of SALLY W E E K S as the T h e suspense m o u n t e d with only first member of the judiciary. Miss l l i n e seals left to be filled. Escorted Weeks is President of I lie New York lo Ihe stage i)\ Alexander, MARHI,ih' Athletic Association of Col- I.KNi-: ACKERMAN will occupy Ihe scat nl Marilyn I.each. Miss Ackerli cr Women. man is Managing Editor ol' tlie R O B E R T K A M P F was the next Stale College News. name iii echo tliroii ,li Page. He was ('Al(( H.YN OI.IVO was chosen b\ escorted In Ihe stage by Joseph S'/.art'k, win -e seal he will occupy. HA lo seise on ihe judicial body, Kampl is Spoil-. Editor ol Ihe Slate and she will occupy seal twelve, thai ol Alary liradley, who escorted her College News. In the slage. Miss Olivo is ;i retirThird In lie lapped was RICHARD ing in- mber ol i lie Hun.i i,i Hi II.iiiKSNER Ksner, c o - c h a i r m a n of Hin(iK< )ROK MAURIS was the liual di in (ii.ides I his year, was escorted member ol ihe Judicial body lo be In 1'ic slage by J o h n Stei'anu. lapped lie was escorted |.o seal AnoiluT male was lapped as Ihe thirteen by Lorraine Ko/louslii. holder ol seal lour. Itoherl Kopecck, Harris is a retiring S e n a t o r and is escoi led li( 1BKRT FOX In Ihe stage. Musical Direclor ol I his year's State I'o\ I- a member ol Dramatics and College I\*i• \ ne A Mediate . . . . . . FROM JOHN YAGER I'd like to take this opportunity to t h a n k all of t h e people who helped me during the campaign. To Bob Kopecck, my campaign m a n a g e r , a job well done. To those of you who helped me with the publicity - m a n y t h a n k s ! Most of all. lo all of you who supported me—I'll do my u t most to live up lo your expectations. T h e role of K.A. President, is a .serious one. Your first question will probably be. "Well, now t h a t you've been elected, what arc you going 10 do?" Firsl ,,1 all there will be a meeting ol Hie proposed cabinet ii i : bias i,n .'-'iniday > tomorrow i a It ernoon al '2 :W) 111 Bi u. T h e new S e n a t e members will meet on WedIII -clay evening al 7:311 in Bin. In addllii n to or lani'/.in.: i h e S e n a t e commit tecs. I he agenda will m, hide l lie appi ,nal ol Hie proposed i abinel members. I honestly intend to carry out lllj proposed platform In n'dci oi do Mint. I'll need Ihe help ol each and e e r y one ol you. Your ideas, work, and know ledge w ill be a great asset, .1 lhe\ are forthcoming Now is I he Hull' to make '-indent goveriuni nl s\ hat tl should be Your ('milinm it mi 1'mji i 'ulumft 3) New Senate To M e e t W e d n e s d a y Night; Frosh, Juniors Fail To Elect Ten Senators l Uidoiibleills one .. l ihe lir.-.i i-'lions o| the new Is -elected Student Hen,lie Will be Ihe selling II i ol ,i ii-|l,iei in nl elerlion lo till m r Us ossn ranks, now lacking one Sena I or lioin Ihe ' las ol Hail, nut llllcc Junior m e m b e r s females in ihe le-'islatise bran h ol Hlndent Association Kleiti.l were Uremia Caswell Michael f'oyle. Janie- Dougherty, Barb.II,i (llad.s. suw h / , I'etci Males, J a m e s Kelly Uremia Peacock. J o h n Hulliwin, and J a m e s Wals.in id Ihe 'JH c a n d i d a t e s iimnim; iur Full .. ,, .,Roster , "-•'--• liesliiiian Senator, only nine were able lo iiieel Ihe quoin ol !l, soles. T h e Sophomore class was I he oIil> The a.imes ol ten iiilidldales up- class to elect a lull slate ol legis- iSenalor, elected, pe.ned on All ihewere Junior class bin halloiRichI.a ,,,,,„„ T l u , y t ., u ) S t , , l u . m a U , s i u l d aid Ksuer Carolyn (llivo and Rich- live leinales as their representatives for t h e Sena I e ard Willis were eliminated because " ' " " ' " ' Preference to .serve on Myskania lor the coming term ot office. Hl)1)lumU)1,. .senators a r e . RoseC h a r l e s Fowler, ||lal.l(, Bo,.£j0,mrUi p u u l H o o k e , . , M a r t h a Lesick, Rhodu , ,, , , , ., -,_ Freshman Senators Levin, David Mead, K a t h r y n O ConThe freshman, in their Hist elec- nor, Douglas Penfleld, Arnold R o t h tion, elected six males and t h r e e stein, anil Rosalie iMinniei Walsh Juniors Fieri Seven 'I'he ;.i '. en luiiloi -l.issillatcs who will seise as Hen.iloi ire Bill (iardlier. Malls Cloodllch. Ja.\ Kohen, Natalie I eiuoiue, Stuarl Nock, Ronald Hhorl and Barbara V.ias Powers and Italics ,,„ .. , ,, , , |'n,, ,s, ini<• approves all Iniancial motion.', ol SA, appoints all eoninnlli c.s lo c a n s oul Us luiuiioii, c h a r t e r s organizations ol H A . IWt e i'minus tlie student tux, mipeiiches officers, approves presidential uppoint incuts, provides for elections and tabulation ol elections. Finally the S c a l e is Unit b r a n c h of our government which examines all ! i m u s ol student activities a n d interes!, us a means ol d e t e r m i n i n g u m | ()J . m , J 1 1 1 1 1 R , m t l l l „ poUcV| a m i legislating on such policy if necessary. Three Males Assume Class Presidencies T h r e e men will serve as presidents of their respective classes as a r e suit of t h e balloting concluded last Sunday evening. Narrow Margin P e r h a p s the narrowest race of thi.s year's elections came in t h e contcst for presidency of the freshman class. Richard Robinson dcfeated his closest opponent, J o h n J o h n s o n by a ten vote margin, Robinson receiving 144 voles, and J o h n s o n hi4 The other three c a n didates. I a i r y O u n d e r m a n . T h o m a s Rourke, and Samuel Spring fell far behind both Robinson and Johnson. T h r e e - T h r e e Snhl Tlie Ircslinian class also elected three ether officers, while three offices svere left vacant because no . andidiiti'i reached the quota ol 9a votes. Elected Io serve with Robinson were: Heidi Bei bary, Publicity Due, lor: 1 illliin Mullen, Songleudci . I.ois Smith, Cheerleader The oil Ices of Vice-President, Secretary, and Treasurer ol the Class if llllil remain vacant lor the lime being llelwin Sweeps Into Office Rob ii lh l\s ig walked into Ihe presidency ol tin Sophomore class a.s lie garnered more votes than Ihe combined total received by bis iss.i oppola ills Ini' the position llelwig received Dili soles ssnile Paul Hooker and Dollgla - l'enlleld spill 10.! ballots between them Fleeted In seise ssith llelw i \ were Vice-President, Joan Cab Secretary Do,ui.i Han is, Treasurer. Calhei me Autumn ci. There were no candidates lor the position ol class publicity director. Single Candidates 'flu- Junior class saw their only candidates for Ihe position of Presideiii, Secretary, and T r e a s u r e r swept into office. Donald McCluin, retiring HA Vice-President, serves as President ol the Class of 1059 Elected to serve with McCluin were: Secretary, Palma Vivona; Treasurer, J a n e Showerman. I lie inly contest in the Junior election for officers cume in t h e race for Publicity Director. Brenda B u c h a n a n lills the position as she defeated her closest opponent, Arlene Leaning l).v a m a r g i n of 21 votes. Tlie position of Junior VicePresident remains vacant us there were no nominees for t h a t position. T h e Junior c l a s s officers a n n o u n c e d today will serve until the end of their Senior year, t h u s eliminating midyear election of Senior officers to serve for one semester during their last year at t h e College. Myskania Elects Twelv Mys'-ania, the judicial branch of Student Association, elected twelve members. T h e SA C o n s t i t u tion provides for a court composed of thirteen members. S r n a t e Minus Four The S t u d e n t S e n a t e will o p e r a t e for the time being w i t h o u t four Senators. T h e number of S e n a t o r s to be elected from each class is ten. Tlie freshman class elected nine, and the J u n i o r s elected seven as three S e n a torial victors were eliminated because of office preference. Tabulations Complete tabulations of all electloils may be found on page two of this special election issue of the News. Yager Selects Ten To Serve OnSACabinet During ihe campaign, each of t h e two candidates lor Ihe office of S t u dent Association President released the names of then' proposed c a b inets. The presidential cabinet of J o h n Yager numbers ten. Below is a list ol l h - tentative cabinet m e m bers for the coming government year. Before assuming office, the Senate must approve their a p p o i n t ment. The Cabinet Hers ices Carol Scheu Recreation Clary Holway Publications Mary Flt/.palrick Finances Jane Cass Sororities Fraternities Don Beardon 1 loom a r c s 1 ce DeNike Traditions Donald McCluin lieh 'MILS Minn Podber Special Days Anne King Cull,ne Winifred Youngs Yager constitutionally may a p point oilier Cabinet Commissioners in the future, should he deem such a p p o i n t m e n t s necessary In addition to tlie Commissioners listed above, the President, Vice-President, and Secretary ol HA also serve on the Cabinet. Election Tabulation - - Page 2 - -