State College News
XXI, No. 12.
VOL
Snowy Pachyderms
To Sell at Premium
Densmore, Knox
Will Report To
Assembly Today
The
assembly
will
ren
program
consist
this
II!' reports
Dcusinore ami
Leslie
The
'I't'ii
Wednesday
nl
the regular
by
t i n ' Young
Ami
they
iiuil
''Judge''
inton-
linn
(it.V.
side
jun-
nl
Fedcrnlinn
nl'
Am
Ins! wci'k
in
New
I Dilutions
.IUIIII
I it'ini,
In
'.17, nlsii :it
si'iiiurs,
llii.s
from
The Middle
N.S.F.A.,
Alliuitic
of which
In the j
region of the !
Colli j , , ,
State
a nieinlier, is In he i v o r g i i i i i / f d
i
v specillc
olllcer.
duties assigned
Join,
Deiiti
Ship
is In bring
:
g
colleges.
I lie
with J
The r
Holly
inber
dues
ill A p r i l
will
is general
| would
'.'ill, is in charge
group
in I lie
volley
Iwll,
_
f\
Hpi
I 111
V
Ihf'PP
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f
,
W A |
X / U I I I I I I I l l C C O
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gale
university
was
chairman of the
Al
leges
of I 'id
elecled
as vice
j^,,
T
Miss
region,
Agues
professor
t h e r e q u e s t o f i n t e r e s t I'd
a commission was set up I I I
: i
"
lion,
I IflVQ
0
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J
......
I.. Fultercr,
of Knglish,
has
Ihe i-ijiiiiiiil I its lo assist
teachers'
Inn
the problems of
colleges.
assistant
Acting
on
the
loriuiiinendntion
Mrs,
from the commission mi internal ioiiul
relations,
the convention
I'i'soliili
•ondi'iiiiling
adopted
loyally
"
'
oaths
,. '
. . .
appointed
when
John
of
' ' The
Lounge
School, was elected
operation
Associated
in keeping
believe
centers
this
of
thai
place
one of
college
suitable
the
social
such as the Coin,nuns
il!>
>
student'
ludd
l
I'tu' public
should be
be 'unite.I
ing
the i l i i \ c
held
in Syracuse
accorded
with
given
in milk-
I'rofessor
Snyles
faculty, nt the University
a success.
will be
day,
club,
j
play ;
liancpjot
Tuesday
I'll, during
."."> w e e
present,
evening,
ihe convention,
including
:M State
college principals ami superintendents.
Members
faculty
of
the .State
attending
college
the convention in-
cluded I'rofessol' Snyles, Demi
(I.
Prom to Feature February 19;
Luncheon, Tea Dance to be
On Following Day
address the
wns held
December
Cain To Direct
Junior Week-end
would
also p
Nelson,
structor
Dr. William
t h e ol'ielll.'l I ioll
The
I not
announced.
dent
cation.
Ii.-iy IIMIIHI Fisk, '.'.7, \V1
scholar,
was also
number
present
of other
will also lie for the
The
purpose
i forma I
llalvev;
ami I
I dents
ugK Young Man ' ' by
"
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" • ' I exists
mid
iniob
belween
I'lictlll V
in Ihe presenl
,
,|
I lie
it
faculty
is Ii
friendship
I'ruiii
will
Cain
activities
I i i and L'n,
undergraduates
on
Friday
include Ihe
night
and
the college.
ing
is vice presi-
will
dial,
have
re,nail,ed
since
twenty
years
Ihecharges
The class of Ml.'IK will fleet
recoinn,ended
a I'rom
ipieeii
this year, continuing the prcc-
liiriieil
edelll
started by the class of I'.ITI.
mittee
gel
K .11 In NII Kyan will be chairiuun of
lea
daai-e.
I 'u chair
II
III $100 a
establishment
multiplied
advocates
over
tuition
threefold to
uf the
thai
over
Argu-
ago, college
have
fourfold,
now
and
the scholarships
unchanged
their
luncheon and lea dance on Saturday.
u mull
thilll
although
year
Ihe stu
setup.
lock
as well us
A drive lo double the amount
of the class.
Junior
be for the students,
Miss
Hubert
professor ul' edu-
number of Stale scholarships was (he
Hicliurd M. Cox, j u n i o r president, bus
pl'ogl'ulu
Y.M.C.A. of Stale college
only
l-'ebruary
Milton
French, i n -
in education, and Dr.
Frederick, assistaiil
a
Salurday,
Fri-
January ill).
main issue ul' the convention,
group
during
by Ihe men of the college
and
The
tho
Principals of
At a state college Alumni
and f a c u l h |
lo
High
of
A dinner in testimony to the honor
inspection."
the Campus commission
'"1"'
Miiokers,
president
I lie Christmas holidays.
for other
'"'i:'1
of edu-
of Milne
Academic
convention
life
The Ni'.w.s is coopeiuling
the
of Hicliurd
principal
Campus commission asks your co-
started al freshman camp.
ill
and
:
Wan
of the committee
M i Snyles, professor
cation
of
'
• ' " chairmen
the
Commons,
which
"""Id
extend
; / o e Aldus.
in slates
where thev
exist.
This '
same resoliil ion s t i l l , al' that the yoitlli
the
uf
Dorothy Cain, Ms, will lie general
chainiil
f I lie annual junior week, . m | activities lo lie conducted Friday
I'aul
'
concerning
condition
• V ,..,ni|| ; l | l.-dtr Cossayuua. These
\ would include skiing, -deign riding,
, ,||1(| s ' | | 1 i n
S p e a k s " by
I I . Carson :
derliist ' '
by
,,,.
,,.,
a
'
Julia
com-
Ihe students and
the Stale of Xew York at its annual
, frc-lntllill Imiiipiel al Ihe begiuiiin.
This would
In if each fall semestei.
Madoiinu
of numerous
from
We
with the pro
dra,unties class in Ihe following
plays: ' ' T h e
view
The winter spurls program would
consist of occasional parlies at Ihe
teachers'
problems.
The ] duel ion of three one-act plays to
I'liuirmaii
was John
presented Tuesday night, January I!'.
Deuo.
A niolion was niade liy Ilii
Miss l-'uttiTcr will direct the c l o n i c
commission to sel up a permanent
to handle
Principals To Sponsor Drive
For More Scholarships
Within State
in • the
been
bridge and sing.
The,,
will ulso be occasional in j
I'm mill suppers lo w liicli a speaker
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ALUMNI A R E P R E S E N T
com-
following
In piny
basketball, and
" ' I"''111''11'11.1
""'"''"'"
conside,
committee
gym
the
administration
There
session
college
ill llic
| % |
In Elementary Class
Productions
secretary of
I lot I in-
nflernoon.
'37, rep-
Campus
millets.
f T ( I I I i
Now
the region, is lo be chairman of the
Alfred
the
Durilli,
linve
Men of Faculty Plan Dinner
January 29 To Honor
Milne Educator
in a pre-
for cooperation
• ' In
f o r 11 dues of two
lie u mid week
meeting
group
convent ion.
cull
while
niTHTIlf tpAC
Louise liar-
L'li'cled
Y.M.C.A.,
f » f •'! Saturday
Brunswick, New Jersey.
was
Clement
Ihe
makes
plaints
I dollars
which
would
include the
'. privilege of the Y.M.C.A. I'ucililies
Jersey College for Women at New N e w l y Appointed Groups H e l p
who
of the
The plans
Mnrehmd's
#
|
activity
MneQi'ogor,
rctpiesi
tioil.
would
man,
mill
i n progress
drive:
approved
of
w i l l , the
now
condition.
mission,
will
'< i s |dnuneil lo have an occasional
;
student
,'ti-tive iii the plans Cur I lie reorganiza-
lea.
j ^
within
at
Smith
directtir
mid
gift
drive
Holier!
of history.
heen
use of the Com-
in connection
sentable
Y.M.C.A.
Dr.
'gun
for couiiniiiiieulinii
be ciinduiicd
Albany
eon-
the event,
llayford,
of llic
Itml Inivol wn.s wiled liv the delegates.
The am,
regional conference is
to
of
liltiek.
year's hut
'-'IT,
of
the pliius f o r
of directors
the Don I'd
physical
relation
region's
to pay
chuirninn
lo each I
chisel
A two dollar
the region
|M ,
Smith,
Hint
linve
was re clfcti'd
ehuirinun of the region,
izntinn
h'lsii
professor
stilted
I I . More-
to keep tills representative center
to Dr.
reorganization
unwniitetl
Christnins
Smith,
Smith
(iceording
liy
liny
lust
year's
' " ' uccopled ul Demi
ofllee.)
add
reorganized
Y.M.C.A.
will pre
lie sold, til any
( Incidentally,
college
mill M l -
niusi
unwelcomed
will
lie
Stiite
Domini
ii ii t-1 ion
Atlantic
reports,
and
The
con-
the
tended us the chairman o f Ihe Middle i
region
ten,
to the
mons,
resenting
entertainment
Bdwnrds
Sliii|iii'ii,
tention
yon
Dr.
National
York
Chris-
gratis.
price.
Ml lit It'll t
sponsored
Women's
gun run tee
vi'isiitiiin,
Kvcrythiug
t'liiivi'iil inn
in Hit' Lounge
hour,
by Helen
land, dean of women, calling at-
Dr. Smith Starts Movement
To Revive Association
Of College Men
Elephant
School 'Heads
Elect Sayles
New President
This issue' of Hie NBWS prints
a stateinont
concerted
with liny or nil tit' these nrtii'les.
iors, State ('allege 's delegates In llic
erica
White
linn nssoi-intion, will supply
liv War-
Knox,
mi ii 11 ii 1
Co-operation Asked
For Clean Commons
State's Y.M.C.A.
Will Reorganize
With New Plan
Do yon lack a pair of woolies?
Are vtni looking for a slightly
used second-hand liiintlki'i'i'liii'l'
holder.' Dues your soul delight
in llic ncquisition tit' n linrgnin
nl lower-tliiiu-lmrgnin
prices?
Middle Atlantic N.S.F.A. Area
To Have Reorganization
This Year
DENO REGIONAL HEAD
Teachers' Colleges Will Have
Commission to Consider
Vital Problems
ing
$2.00 Per Year, 32 Weekly Issues
STATE COLLEGE F O R TKACTIERS, A L B A N Y , N. Y., FRIDAY, JANUARY 8, 1937.
campaign
Ihe resolution be
to the legislative
to tlo " a l l
''student
com-
in its p o w e r ' ' to
saving''
scholarships
increased.
f o r the
. . I I I .
liiiiclieoii
will
be Klizabelh
Dr. "Ninth
belieM-s Hint
he
has j u n i o r
, „ „ , . , ,|ie orgaiii/a
A ppehlooi'll and Del bei I DrooZ.
h i , „,,,,,,,
The delegates unanimously
the
legislative committee
iis
opposition
directed
to continue
slum Id 'never i 1 ' 1 " " « ' ' " ' S l ' l s , , , v Virginia Furoy ami
,-„,„ „,.„.,,.,,.
| 1 ( , |,,.|i,wes that tin
Miss Cain has uaineil the following
Virginia
H a l l , sophomores.
Joseph
^tudi ills
should
HUH ,-.
Hi.
coiuinillees
for I'roin : music, \ ' i r
mil " i n biirders In par
again gi
'Ilii,
chiiii'iliaii.
licipale ia a war.
It also liruily ile'Leese,
"'''*'''
" ' ' • is
' " assistant
"BH""'"11
' • " " " ' " " ' " • jj wink
wurk and
and consoler Ii
s only a ; giniu
Travis,
chairman,
Harold
:
iiounced Ihe increase ill aruiatuci'ils,
' estate luxes available for schools, de-
of
the Coiled
Tin!
States
eonvcnli
Iso eiidorscd
extension uf Ihe National
ministraliuii
American
nlong
Yoiitli
sage of this
The
court
in every
both major
college
and minor
college
legiilaliuns
another
resululion
commissi
The court
college
Vole
a
student
to
prevent
in
proposed
order
to
by Ih.
I.
w o u l d be
detei mine
'-1'1'
'''"lips
I i l l . War de
, ,
was reci.iiiiii. a.Ii-.l In tin
purl,uenl
conimissiou
fin
l
"'
on the Federal
piogiai-i
yiailli.
\
l''i d Im'. I Ug is I he I e \ l
i n <-i 111111 -i' 1 i 1111 w i t h
[.;,(ji (11 -
llic d r i v e
Si'A'I'i: ( ' ( i l . l . P i i i :
( '
Willi
lliatllis
I 111'
llelive
sia-ii
IJii'tiiliu-e
,,
..
l l i c Iti'si
"'"''H'
21 til I
Iclll'.
;
"
"'"
hesl work
„,,
I he n m i .
u|||
mint
i senioi
who is a in;
;
' " " " " ' ''
••"• •'
"'•'
dining the U I M . I H
t,-,-,,-,
, ,,
..I I In- i\ too. i . u i lu.s pi iv
| M . piinlcd
on i h . t',
1,-nn
piogi.uu nlong wiili the iiiiniiiig
" ' Ha' Wheeliick schohir,
, T l l i , h i s " " ' l i r M . > ' ' ' " ' | | | : " ;l I " 1 "
has
been
ollered
lo studeiitot
,.
, ,i
.
II i
(icrinun, and Ihe sel will be a una
able addition In a (iei'lliail s l u d e u l ' -
libriuy.
j I liirr :
Ktlen,
Marion
I,Iran..r
Florence
walls
llic
I I'csldclll
<>\' l l i c
luivc
chief
liccil
A lal'ge
nl llic
clig-ineer
piiinlril,
| i f i i| m i l i n n
, ipn-ea,
, i
wlio
(iillegc
ami
lliuil's
h i s slulT
clciincd a n d
l l l l l l l l l g ' c s ell Used t l l i r i l l g
,•
,
, ,
I I ' I uiii'S' a n d ex i c c t c d
•
'
Wll.s ( l l i c
II in i n u l ' i IV
In llic
I licxcll.sillllc
lllfgc
lilllilhcr ill'
nl' llic
J
sllldcills
l l l i l j u l ' l I ,\
are
lllliel'cnl I \
\\ 1 If I Use I h i ' ( ' m i l II inns
l l \ llic
II | ,|lll I'Clll
I .'Ii' k
W
''
lilkl
well
have
'
r
r
" J-''-"""''' •'''"
lil'cil.
liecli
u f these
I a m sure
In,III
Sl lh
' '
thai Ihe
shucked
and
Clll
si a 1111 It la I s o \ I d e l lee, I b y
Anne
I'algciiuibe,
I'hyllis
Another
and Dorolhy
Mary
Tallin;
Miller,
cliairinan,
il.res
I.,-lller,
decorations,
Itulh
Joseph
Kleauor
Merrick,
La ( I r a l l ; in
lliruilgh
I he
I'urce nl' p l l l i l i e
U|lilliuil
as u el I as i l c l i v c
I n i n s i s t m i I he s l a m l n r d s w h i c h e l l i i l ' l l c l c r i z c
in.iii and g . i i i l e w n i i i i i i i d u r i n g l l i i ' i r m m n c i i l s
,.
.
,
Ml|,ei'visiun
llic educated
ul' leisure'/
\ cry sincere v ytnirs,
'
' '
llclcll
llllll
g'cittlc
Dean of Women,
urged
Ihe same
twelve
hours
of graduate
in approved
grade
and
lit
t isury
work.
Lawrence
j .1. Hooker of (loshea, vice president ;
The
Heaiicll.
following
Miss
airangeiueals,
Meeii:
luir
Nlghl ingale ;
""is,
Sophie
will,
\rllnu.
Mai i.ui
Louise j ami
Wnl/ok ;
llainel
I'eck ;
Hisnell,
Harold
'
chape,
Mm
Mowers
Kmnineyer;
Mulh'iikupf;
LIIIIII
The
progrnms
pnhlicity
\l
and taxis,
belli
Chrislen,
Lucille ( larlie.
I I . Klcwurl
assistant
»e|-e
I'lacol,
l-'uusl
principal
School,
of
treasurer;
of
Mount,
treasurer.
David
(!, Allen of
seci.-lary;
and b'ulph
of
Oswego,
nssislilllt
-ei-rclary,
F f C s h m a n DUBB D r i v e
'I lie Haul paviaenl of the freshinun
David j class
William
| ruled
bids, j fall,
I'ai'slia 11.
for
dues,
the class
Idiza
l.ibinnn.
a.,,.,ding
upon
in
by Ihe class
is due the llrsl
I'ebruan,
I'aul Ditto,nil llllll
Cliarloltc
Hugh
Charles
Molh |
and
ciiiumUlce
wi ok cm I includes:
Corzell,
High
He elected
Lake
Shaw,
decoinliiuis,
Uslmiue, Lizetle
L.
Mildred j \'ernon,
rel're.'iliiuenls,
I'harlelte
will
Dlher oflicers elecled were:
lea dunce: j Fayel tevil.'e
Maijorn- I'risl,
music,
I'lipemaier,
committees
hV-in
Muriel (Johlberg, co cliail'lllllll ;
.Mnl'eluilll,
hours
reipiireim-nl.
:
11 ihlebraiidl,
l l su a n d
eighteen
work
high
teachers in-
\ nations, Ituse K u r k i l l , chairiuaa, and
Moor, John O ' l l l ' i e u ,
III keep
a live-
beyond
In- '• |, asi two years of teaching or si,per-
Frank
Is i l m i l p n s s l l i l e
least
courses
Smith;
slllilellls.
the present
The coiuenlion
:
I Kul )i Frusl, chniriuan, Jane Mnlouey, ! at
door,
I'lil" I l l l
favored
period
dour,
William
Hradl
and j slmulard
of cerlillcation
for a l l
De UIISSII;
lluor,
Hubert
secondury school principals, regardDecker, cliairinan, (ieorge Malli nsoa,
less of the si/.e of Ihe school, (lie cer| | „ , . , , | , | Heissii"- or
ams and bids
iliclltioll In be based in pait upon
Mullen:
uiHlalnms, j
l-.b/nbel h
I'lulpoli;
I'111'!,,
education
npp;
Joseph
Dowllag
Hull,
Hester
I rice,
1 1
resolution
of professional
niiMiillsh anil
illl e n i u l l l e l .
,.,,
'
. .
, ,
.
.
.
he ( 11 in I I 11 ii is |s m i e n , ed I n In 1 a I ib-.r-an I a n d a i r . c i n e
"
coiuniuuilies
handicap
for secondarv
cliairinan, and I eluding
I'erry
would linan
many
preparation
and I school
M ; l r l
l l
seriously
year
sultie i m l i v i t l l l l l l s II 11(1 l l \ I lie 11 lie I'll llec 11| a la I'gct' n i tin I ic f I uw II r i l s
recti-,,
embarrass
of real
programs.
Tel I'll lilt,
Mowers
on the amount
.-hiring thai such a limit
and
Nelbach, Carolyn
Shaver;
and to
r|
assist
I'tiulll,
l 1
dean
I'rsula
place a limit
cially
Melba Fox,
Ladriill,
idiii perunes,
i
^ Kulhuiiuc Couklin ; arrangements for
I
' " ' ^ " " ' "'' "''' " ' '*•""""* ''> I Ul ITIIssot I
f
IS t l l l e
u l ' l l l l t l u l l l i l c i 11 \
rl
set
bound
Van
rel'i't'shiiicnls,
I i ha irman,
('lean":
(loud breeding' demands cerium poi'suiial stiimliirils uf elcnnli
l ullcyc
lolhejiin
llic ('illiniums
rcplliri'il.
I ' II I'tilt 1 Mlill el \ . l l i c
,.
,.
,
.
t l i i i ' i ' l i m n is w e i e n i i i M I I I I I I V
' •
....
,, i . .
,,
,,
I In- I ail Si Ion / Minim in I I uuiida
linn has . i l l . , . . I a i u i / e of a coiupleii
iu,.l\
In " K e e p
I n I lie \ i:\VS
N'l-AVS:
cun|iel'llliull
i n j | 1 li.it
si I d r i l l s w lit, Use I he
T o G e r m a n Stuclent»
r:
I Invi, Jean
n l ' I ) r i i n .Mnrehi n i l ' s s t i l l I ' l i i n i l
Vnn will have iini iei'il, I am sine, llic improved a|i|ieiii'aiieo ul'
llic
Society Offers Prize
\\..ik.
Iluynes, Clarence
Kdwards,
ciil'elcsslicss
of Schiller's
group.
j elm ii man.
has
l l
of I In
Dean Moreland's Note on Commons
A majority
1111- in 1 ii- i s
"' l v
':i1 " '
from Ihe siiper\ isi
ineiiiber
II,
in
penult ion.
T l
faculty
infractions of
was urged
undergraduates.
necessary
I)
of : l , .
, student
governi
should
consist of
o f these
rtilumii
• i I h i l l : u,range
ills, Alfred Trehu
,
] eliiiiiiii.'iii, Knlhryn llobbie, Dorothy
pending paof
T
Ihe
act.
establishment
" " /'".'''
Youth Ad
the lines
Act,
'''""''"'"''
to legislation
const i l u l ional amendment which would
accortliag
u
M -hcdulo
early
Ihis
Thursdav
In Lloytl
in
Kelly
treasurer.
The I chilli h of the lirsl cull I'm payments
was
fair.
As f,i|- the
second
inslulbueul, dm- befnre Tluiaksgiviag,
no inoniM
has a , ye|
been turned i n ,
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STATE COLLEGE NEWS, JANUARY 8, 1937
State College News
Letters to the News
Established by the Class of 1018
The undergraduate Newspaper of New York State
College for Teachers
The MOWS assumes no responsibility for communications printed
In this'column. A l l eo.n.nunlcallons must hear the signature of
the author which w i l l lie Withhold on renuest. One anony
us
Of Cabbages and Kings
We have been watching with great glee the manner
Published every Friday of the college year by the NEWS
Board representing the Student Association
in which our friends, one after one, succumb to the
Telephones: Office, 5-0373; Gumaer, 2-0424; Dexter,
rending of "Clone with tlie W i n d " , after vociferous
2-4314; Seld, 2-0701; Gaylord, 2-4314
and mighty declarations to have nothing to do with a
Entered as second class matter in the Albany, A'. Y„ postoffice
book of that length. Incidentally, we feel proud that
we accomplished tlie reading within the first month of
its publication. The book would be noteworthy if only
for its portrait of the south during the Reconstruction
period, bul is characterization of the beautiful ScarHAUIIY T. GUMAEU
Editor-in-Chief
lett O ' l l a r n , her colorful story and final subtly tragic
F E E D E . DEXTER
Managing
Editor
downfall, make it doubly Important. We noticed that
WAIIKEN I. DENSMORE
Associate Managing
Editor
Miss Wheeling recommended it as Ihe ideal Christmas
DAVID 13. S M I T H
Associate Managing
Editor
gift.
If you failed to do your shopping early, act
SOPHIE WOLZOK
Associate Managing
Editor
without delay, and beg, borrow, or steal the book for
LAURITA SELD
/Justness
Manager
Immediate perusal.
letter Is herewith printed because of lis excellence: nunc will be
considered In (he future.
Statesman's Sloppy Spelling Ruffles Rural
THE NEWS BOARD
CHARLES W. GAYLORD
MILDRED E . NIGHTINGALE
Advertising
Circulation
Manager
Manager
the
THE NEWS STAFF
CHARLES N . MORRIS
HELEN CLYDE
Women's
Sophomore
Desk
Sports
Council
is b r i n g i n g
We have heard echoes of his last
Editor
formance, a year or so before our time.
ward
to hearing the composer
with
Editors
unusual
We look
of " C o u n t r y
tax.
As usual,
I list
for-
lie just
Gardens"
per cent
payment
usual, organizations
on the student
association
ends meet
111 Julie.
A n d . also as usual, we put
a plea for payment of the student
quarters of the students.
That
lax by at least
be
Staff
spent
in
this
plays, Choral
etc.,
loom
loosen
a
way 7
When
Concerts,
large
bit
neighbor's
for
of
silver?
for
it not
Klementnry
basketball
games,
the semester
that
shoulder
N E W S : don't
readily
Dramatics
publications,
looking
the calendar
you
over
el' events
your
in the
chisel; pay up.
We heartily
social
agree with
reformer
cookies at
easily
the Lounge
available
with
provides
a
to
friends.
look
at
Such
Campus commission, in conjunction with the
X K W S , is sponsoring a campaign to keep the
Commons clean. Both feel thai if students want
a room for recreation, every student should feel
a personal responsibility in keeping the Commons a college center which is in condition fur
public inspection at any time.
welcoming
is certainly
the
acquainted
more stu-
The committee
atmosphere,
with your
of
the most
conducive
Why grab a plate
most
not
favored
friends
Ihe purpose
of
the
teas,
I
p r i n t e r ' s fault
every
If
of
his.
thought
When
it
lii
passing, we wish to quote from an editorial in Ihe
Kecurd
of
our
sister
uf, especially
"Looking
Slate
We are proud
the
with
to think
Buffalo.
that
it
I
make
State
athletic
expense
when budgets appeal1.
Saturday
that
university
this
College
Tniclirrx
n
well-balanced
not
night
I
read
fields
with
notion
in college.
Whiillington
XKWS
heartily
started by Dr. Donnal
V..M.('..\.
could
endorses
the movement
V, Smith lo revive the
We believe
that
reduce the present
this
organization
over formal
relation
ship between the student and the professor, The
student
at Slate college
is preparing
for the
we believe that the meeting of the faculty
and
of
students i n f o r m a l l y , which is the intention
the revived organization, would aid the slu
dent
greatly lo improve himself for his future
Christopher
Vnur
reviewer
connect ion
Haunted
know,
will,
look al him.
J)uran and Dr. S m i t h .
They have set Ihe ma-
heard
ihe
Coop.
of
too.
he ust
liefor'
lo
he went
be satisfied
f o r a long lime he thought
across
minor,
a corner
Il
didn 'I hurt
\
"lls
il
yours
in
Ihe
truly
library,
never
us none
Viiz it 's I hue In do t lie chores,
do wish y o u ' d
yolll'
duty's
I hem
Statesman
lake l i i
and
tell
me
n i l ides
Hut
IT from
just
:i
",,"ll'llt
M o r e
'
l l M
until II professor
-iiggotcil
Morley
bookstore
Albany
lluit
in
.
Book
one day he
note:
• epreeiatcd
milted
be
by
This
I 'd
Ingenious
in his earlier
The esxiiy Ihe
as
Morley's
from
not unwell-read, most
of
solely
with l l i ,
but
w ill only
identity
is
\\ c quote from
The uiilhor
siibmil n Slui, .mini!.
and
the
uf
are
rule
I'm
"'
anolhei
in a
saw
Willi
a perfect
how enormously
gestuie
of a l i g n ,
and Hull
In
huge Hie other man was; suddenly
the
pislilied
|| I iew p i , | | | | ,
l-ollllge
"inter
leas
;,
* ieioiis
us
no vi a \
negilt i\ e
el il i
I lei I
uf
I he
|o i|o
now
n i l 1
my
we. \\ ho enjoy
-,i
thai
( nniinnn-.
in
the
' il- 1 new
i, clean
\ei\
I he
may
I mu
Vein
broom
i
-weeping
' ''',I,L
A
U.KAN I T
\H\iK
\ IK
~~
Statesman
ediloi
a
Appetites
f,-,
ainlaiiiiuu
;,,,. | | | r I,, n m n l l , ^
collllllcleil
months.
If
"hill
Is t h e pUI'po„o
some
people
would
dlllillg
;,,|,,,|
lie
f,.„„'h
bul
I nan person i
or ulmoi'Vlit ion* thai
il
i- i,
Vear
less
liuesse.
lo
v mi
u
Hope
In ; 11 ii -1. -111
thai
i on
pllllics
progressed
of
Ida!
and blind d a l e , .
"I
history,
sorority
aniouiit
Willi
migrating
I luce again
and suggest
u,
I hii-lnnitlie
ll-uill
couples,
cole
. . . Sunn
tlie dale, were not only
dumb.
blind bul
we go iinmodi -I
men 'l
Slate
men good
• uoiigh | ' i , | M,u •
i,|' ||,esc l e a ,
be mdiuiucil
either
with
To go back
do el - o, ,
Ni w
like i l ,
miilerslnud
Nr w .,:
i
Happy
Our resolul ion : To annoy
Till' lacalnoi diaries of some folks
aulil
1,1
I"-
strange
and
wonderful
to
' " ' I d , i f we c a n b e l l c i e a l l We In III
"-erne
samples :
Murphy
and
Ming'
consume
all the cookies
.win,., Ihey
i in- % can uei
oei
I read in I lie newspaper
H
Thai
a lady on a Singapore cruise
Was
standing
beside
|,
more
caller-,
siigge-l ion- a re in
hope
And
plcllsiinlosl
1'oreetl to admit
be d idn 'l look II ngr.v any more.
dreamily
the
am
tiling
I'm I he
aillege sludeiil-. and I
I
-Ueh
bumped lo
uf
Sli
thai
crowd h u r r y i n g toward Ihe subway , and he looked loiind
quickly
'"'n'
And the Lounge
"lie
noon,
early
the abme i- urgi
Kditor sr.\ i n i 'in.i lair
high
writing.
ihe poet i v of Ihe t i l le ehaplei .
sou one loan accidentally
the
(
by me, Ian are to relleel
are welcome
Mid-Afternoon
* top Ihein all.
loo l i l e r n n
the
be eim.sl rued
loo!
On
by
whole
I lice
lo
ouli
help
7
I
Ii
the
criticisms
N i . " s.
to
lo
circle.
be used if the authoi '
Knglish
might
its
revealed
oil' the
them e\cellenl
in I be world of modern informal
by
excellent
service.
ten up to
is added
-oeiubility
conl ribul ion,
loiters nf the same M I I I
an
obscnutions
books, I hose in Sti iilmtini
•mill 1 b r i l l i a n t , --OHM- a bit
their
" " ' " visitors
people
Christopher
attempt
is now. when the Common-, i-
I' 'tul
and cnuhl
because
bonk
ihoy
to
Janitorial
'
cislns
s.
I he New s, was sub
anonymously
printed
dealt
. . . you
the Haunted
a Morley
filthy
" ' ' ' " ' '-mingc.
dill
what
moan.
Yours Truly.
ZKKK
Doitbledav.
Although
took
An active
'•miipurahlo
IMIIIIII
to !
Well, Mr. Kditor, I goltn iptil now
l i k e I " k e e p u p w i t h I he I i
the vessel's
mil
When I I Hying lish lieu down the back of her dress
And she slapped the face of the gentlemen next |o tier.
motion.
So do we i i i l c r p r e l
Let's make it.
h
cleiuied
Kdilor's
in Ihe Coop, until
so
As il
Christopher
visits
was
:.'. More supervision by the Campus
commission.
Now by j
program
,
College
I heir b u l l s in t rays
place
in a month.
at
chinery up, all we have to do is to set it into
The students can make or break this.
the
anyhow.
Consolidated
Vcah, and he's changed
wavs
In college
aliunde
lege to finish the task started so well by ' C h i e f
because
lime we was lucky to got a bath o l i d
favored
Ill
is now iijt to the men students of State col-
desire to deposit
as such,
be
Morley.
Bookshop . . . Morley
shop was just
-licit
lirst
job.
It
is not important
in
itsell
'.
mi ess we <-.-1n keep it that wav.
I"
'
j stale liriel v, I here are three po-sible
!
. •
i
wavs lo insure the expenditures for
'
paint,
rehabilitated
f u r n i t u r e , and
i '
" " ' I" 1 ' 1 " ' " I , U I ' " ' " l ! l " l i l l " , ' :
awakening
pride of
the Com
' G r e a t e rof the
student
cooperation.
T l
" s , s l>"««»>^
" ' i l lnot
,
a have
general
moils-goers
« l i n did
t he
" " " | s l " " 1 " 1 h r l , ' a " w l " ' n ' h,'.v ' "
Icl'cd. there Would lie more ilicent ;\ e
lo keep il clean the rest of i he day.
I'ol'iui and Compniiy. Now York. IH.'Ki, '."in page,.. $:;,:,().
profession in which the faculty is new engaged
and
'~ '
I Ins
Take his
^ i \ e him a style.
The
he ( ominous is clean I
...
,
At Inst we at M a t e can lie proud
. . .
; enough
lo bring our visiting mends
,fi
.
.
i to the main recreation room of the
I
moiis,
In
Prejudice
C o m m o n s
,,,.
M i tor STATU ( OI.I.KIIK N E W S :
' ' ' i d nun
Streamlines,
e a n
deeper* lie lakes a bath most every
night.
Why I was age in the wilder
in and a knowledge
Cn-ll/i
j
C
However
Cover To Cover
III till
ItKKOH.MKU
Pride W i t h o u t
A
themselves
benefit,
change il every vear.)
lie won a i l l l | s , H " ' - V ' " I"'
'' ' ' " ' ' " ' " " ' " " " - '
prise as the elia.npeen speller.
Now j I " " " 1 ' , " " 1 ' " ' • i i i l u r e " i l l achieve re
I
Mill
they
A SOCIAL
I j
lo offer
from the n r d i u n n
has a team
of a t h l e t i c s . "
I till
lo
lake I I balli every Saturday.
intra -mural
a wide experience
try
appetites, but
routine,
the !
i
s p e l l i n ' for instance—when lie gradu-
which would scad many more of our men out into teach
iug
is
tennis. . . .
College, ami
should
thai
would
Now j would derive -renter
politics but he should at least spell
.
, , ,, ,
,
, ,1
better.
Hell, I never got past Ihe
, . ,
,
i,
i , T
i i i
llni'd grade speller but I could do
,
,
, •
belter n he docs.
, , , . , . ,
;,
Another t h i n g — I got average in....
, , ,
,,
,
, , ,
telligence but 1 can I make heads
ncr lails of what he writes.
When
,
. , .
, ,,
i , •, •
,,.
I nst linn to fell me what it is meant,
.
.
1
, .
•,,
i i , i
he lest looks al me Willi u blank
, • ,.
I. |
i,
exspression on his lace winch makes
,
....
,
me wonder.
When I was tweatv-one
,, , ,
,
.
,n
, ,,
inv Dad look me to Albany on tlie
shi
-lira and I heard a ' preacher
there in the pulpit say, " T h e marks
his f a c e . "
of an eddicated man is written on
That
boy ain 'I seem 'd lo have
from
students
I I n social relaxation
say my grandson oughter write
in other
schedule, we find
many
competition
of
no
is something for
for such strenuous competition.
. . we are n
strung
;it
over our basketball
is competing
good enough
.
college
of the fact
the
was Ihe : curricular
bul I guess not.
.\ussex County Hc|
learned
considera-
possible has been limited.
the wav he writes j mid-afternoon
column
it
of
freshmenl, the social progress that
Central liui'tll High School, ( I think
that's the name now then, fellers
ran
A Revived Men's Organization
for becoming
light.
seen
the lack
understand and cooperate with tin
Hint
ain't
what';
though.
What
is I ultimate aim. which is not to appease
me is
lirst
lo an
or take more than their share of re
mumbled something.
there
ated
us lo think
Many student complaints have been registered about the condition of the Commons, without regard to the fact that most of the damage
to furniture was caused by the sheer carelessness of students.
As the NEWS goes to press,
the Commons already shows the wear ami tear
of three days' use.
is one of
It does seem that
in that
lo a corner
gorge?
This
of the lighter sort.
comment, outside
Students returning from vacation found a
new Commons—new in the sense of a smoother
floor, fresh paint, and reconditioned furniture.
All this showed interest and labor on the part
of the Administration and Campus Commission.
it
friendly,
to conversation
and retire
the consumption
tens.
opportunities
our faculty
dents should
Ihe sentiments voiced by the
who deplores
Because of
looking,
don't
to come, can't
Stop
Maw wasn't
forth
Co., I N C . , ALBANY, N . Y.
Keep the Commons Clean
his
a means
not an end in themselves.
tion of some, who Inhabit the kitchen,
before
three
Christmas check, or the
remnants of tlie scholarship . . . . might
.lust
and cookies lire
end,
I
near lo him his
can so
what real writing should be like.
are scrimping, t r y i n g to keep expenses down, tn make
Editors
get
tea
stomack
more
him where he got the stun" and
that
As
budget
Ilia
so strong,
Mr.
Kditor,
bothering
me
of student
N'.S.K.A. expenses had to be cut.
lo
What's
hardly
when
per-
As usual, the N E W S has had to curtail its publication
sick
he got ill the car to drive us home,
and
delight.
calendar, due to a sixty
The election of John M, Sayles as president
of tlie Associated Academic Principals of the
State of New York at the annual Syracuse
conference last week is not only a great personal
honor, but one which brings recognition to State
college as well.
Prof. Sayles has been active
in this association for many years, and served ;us
vice-president last year.
We congratulate him
and feel confident of his success.
been
bothering
O'Hora,
President Sayles
he'd
something.
breath smelt
Percy
for tlie Winter Choral Concert.
Editor
Business, Grace C'astiglione, Roland W a t e r m a n ; advertising, Joan Byron, Gordon Tabnerj circulation,
Victoria Bilzi, Margaret Hora, June Palmer
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Sports
Charles Franklin, William Kyan, Clement Wolff
Business
that
Sports
Associate
Editors
Elizabeth Gooding, Mary Lam, Kobort Margison,
Virginia Stool, seniors; Muriel Goldberg,
liamona Van Wie, juniors
Assistant
Information
Congratulations.
Charles Etttnger, Robert Ilertwig, Edgar
Juan Strong, Charles Walsh
like
or
couldn't
We welcome with loud huzztths and blowing of horns
Grainger as guest artist
Reader
Editor STATE CobbEGE N E W S :
1 wislit you could enlight me on a suject which is been botherin'
mc ever since my grandson came home from college for Ninas
vacation. You see he's the feller what writes that column in your
paper called the state'sman. Well, sir, when he got off the ears
over to Spotney's Junction, I seed aj:liange in him. His eyes
was sunk and his face was pale green
the merriments of .Nature
111 terms of our t r i v i a l etiquette.
s
" ' " ' " ' " " " ' ^ . v , sad, is „ „ i i i „ . i „
U'ltlliiii o f llu- t-utk-tfu in ofTfriiiH U.iH
IU
' " , | U " 1 " ' i l B sludi'llts.
The real
I'tU'pose
is
„
plll'IIOSe
IS llo
o lafford
llloill
a
ccongenial
onn,.,,;., I
atmosphere for sliidcnis and laciilly
to
become
leisurely
butter
acquaiiilcd
and sociable
fushlon,
in
a
The
oll ale now men ol principle since
ihe,, t r i p
, , , Syracuse
but
Ihcs
doughnut believe'nil thei see
.
When l.e,s sinj-s • • | , „ | | n l , v ' " , he k IOM
IIho
In, light
II.,1.1 ..,,1
..II .(he
1 . . . infant
: . . , ' . , !'s I'urei
il
out of
What
Infant I . . , And have you
ItUUrd
the one about
(Continued
slippers,
on page ;;, autumn
"Ho
i)
They're all ladies-men
^OAX7 P r ' n c e t o n University Triangle Club members begged
- M^W the audience to "Take It Away" when they presented their annual musical comedy. Here's a scene from the 1936
production.
When
Manhattan
College basketeers defeated Brooklyn Col'
lege, 31 to 22, fast action was featured in almost every minute of
play. Here are Capt.
Jack McGuirk of Manhattan and Rosenblum
of Brooklynfightingunder the Manhattan cage.
Pictures, Inc.
International
Return
Onetime friends, classmates and professors of
Arlington Brugh declared
a college holiday at Pomona College last month
when Hollywood's No. 1
lady's man returned to his
alma mater as Robert Taylor of the films. He's
shown at the left trying to
write in the books of each
of the mob that fought to
get near him.
They're seeing chapters at other institutions, too
p T A p
A These are the initials of the "Two Can Live. As Cheaply
, \ j . L i 4 \ i y , / l . Association" that University of Oregon student married
couples have formed to promote the interests of their kind. Pounders are (I to r) Reinhart
Knudsen, Mrs. Knudsen, Mrs. Howard Kenaler and Mr. Kessler.
T
This is world's first verse* speaking choir
r^p\jir A ft ' m P ° r t a n t among the concert arts developed at U.S. college?
"
*•*• ** and universities is that of the verse-speaking choir developed
at Mundelein College (Chicago) during the three years following first experiments there in 1933. It has gained nation-wide acclaim since that time, and is
heard regularly on the airwaves.
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1 1 U J . 1 1 9 shadow photo of the brass
section of the Auburn Cavaliers, popular
campus orchestra of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute.
The HI
CotuoiATE DMOT Photo by Son Clbtau
Published
Boa
TelephoQi
ClVllft
Weighted down with solid
V - J l v l i o blocks of concrete, the civil
crew initiates of Georgia Tech are led on
a long and weary march through the
streets of Atlanta.
Entered as s
nve-you.
;un and
We'll
tavo to
Is with
lj
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HAIIRV T.j|
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NEW HIT ON
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Strik
Marguerite
Bradford, cellar University
of Chicago
b o w l e r , assumed a sinking pose when
t h e photographer arrived to
photograph
members of the
Maroon team
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HELEN C'LYI
Charles K
Elizabeth
Internals mil
Virgil
with a
nj; the
.lit will
o pruc)f time
ic your
e oiirly
(1 vice
t'8 till!
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ducted
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ml rove r y
n too
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and feel eoi
i«l''y
:poots
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M^'Vi-^^- 1 'w-< ; -
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Kathryii Stewart has just been
elected queen of
the Ventura Junior College student body in a
popular election.
Fred Stewart (no
relation) was elected king.
Keel
R
Best
In the superbtive contest staged
by
Mississippi
State College for
Women students,
M a r y L u c 11 e
Ward was elected
most b e a u t i f u l
woman on the
campus,
•
spc
Coniiiions elei
a room for rii
a |)ersonal vi
nioiis a colled
(Ulblir inspect
These N«me»
Make Newt
his
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and
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iinst
AI*o RENNY GOODMAN'S "Swing"
tiEOHGE
Hollywood
STOLL'S Concert
comedian*,
-ami-npeeial
talent
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and ringing
trom
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the
the
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State as an announcer at
local radio station. They shared in common an en
thusiasm for Ohio State's football team of that yeai
Now Joan is the heroine
_
of "Renfrew of the Mounted" on a national radio
hookup and is rescued over
and over again.
John
Weigel has pushed his way
forward, too, and is now a
Columbia announcer out
of the Chicago studios.
started by J)i
could reduce
ship between t
siinli'iit at St
profession in '
and HC believ'i
and iliidents j
of the reviveij
den I ni'i'uUy t
job,
Jt is now u
lege to finish
Duran and I>j
ibinery up, al
motion. The I
Let's muki! it.I
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unbelievable
-it9* Oahie at hi* be*t!
ENFREW OF THE M O U N T E D " is a chillm,:
thriller for youngsters who like the cops-ami
robber game as played in the
Canadian Northwest. In
1935, Joan Baker's interesi
in the Canadian North
west was very limited. She
was a member ot tinStrollers at Ohio State
circulation manager of th.
Ohio Staler, contribute
to the Lantern, and "
ithlete in women's intr.i
murals. John Weige! i
was a classmate, working
Joan Baker
A Revi'
The
it the
BRE'8 college life, not as it is, but
as it ought to be, according to
Jack Oakiet Imagine Jack Oakie running a college. Think what would
happen—and tune in on this notable
occasion—the first radio series of this
popular screen star. Along with Jack,
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you get Benny Goodman's " swing"
rhythms, George Stoll's concert orchestra, guest stars broadcasting direct
from Hollywood, and—here's news—•
special talent from the colleges every
week. A sparkling full-hour s h o w that
you won't want to miss.
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They're playing football on snowshocs m Maine
o
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~ ~ Despite the gain of a sweeping end run made by "Cotton" Hitchinson of the underI j r a m e classmen's team, the seniors defeated them in a football game on snowshoes at Bates
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College.
AGNES MOORE* * • HEAD went earnestly
ahead to take an M.A, at
the University of Wisconsin, rend books, played
John Weigel
serious roles on the Wisconsin stage, only to find herself doing strange thingin radio in order to make a very good living. I''"
example she stooges h"
that lustiest of ladioclown-N
Phil Baker, under the preposterous name of Mr*
Heartburn.
She is also
"Min" of the Gumps, now
on the air, and there s
plenty of clowning in that,
Agnes Moonhead
too.
Ciw.litit, IM'f, N. I, H.HM.U. Tebuc, U m i i l , W I U I W W H , N. I),
"Dean" Oaltie, the diatinguiahed Hollywood
educator, photographed in th* full glory of hi*
academic robea, ready to diah out a lecture.
9:30 pm E. S.T., 8:30 pm C. S.T., 7:30 pm ML S.T., 6:30 pm P. S.T. W A B C C B S Network. JACK OAKIE, B E N N Y GOODMAN, G E O R G E S T O L L ,
Hollywood comedians and singing stars. Special college talent every week.
All ottorod for your
wttortolnmont by
MADE FROM FINER, MORE EXPENSIVE T O B A C C O S - T U R K I S H AND D O M E S T I C - T H A N ANY OTHER POPULAR
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with a
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CHARLES If
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Virgil
The lecture goes in here . . .
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And students all over the city and state listen to Prof. F. J. Lazell's lectures
on the "History and Ethics of Journalism." His is one offiveregular courses
broadcast by WSUI directfromUniversity of Iowa classrooms.
A n d comes out here"'for greatest comfort'
Florence Barr, in her room at the Alpha Chi
Omega house, has her radio bring her early morning
class to her bedside
And here'"jor utmost freedom in making side comments
These students relax while their professor stands before a microphone blocks away.
Bill McClanahan takes notes for the group, while Harold Manders and Jack Watson
take it easy. Their host is the man with the pipe, Harold Beraing.
Here"'for easychair relaxation
Ethel Grassfield and Margie Fastenow prefer the
comfortable chairs of the Iowa Memorial Union to
hard classroom seats.
Here'"for the utmost in companionship and ease
Edgar Cochrane and Jean Thomp son gofora spin near the campus while she
• takes notes so both will "know then tuff" when quiz-section time rolls around.
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in the procession which wound
across the beautiful Emory
University campus in the
academic ceremony celebrating Emory's iooth anniversary.
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Institute field in Philadelphia, where men have invaded a sport that was hitherto reserved only for
the co-eds Notice that they have also adopted the
feminine uniforms.
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a personal r
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cpects
fio-up.
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game
lion.
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of the Asi
Statu of i
conference
honor, but <
college as J
in this assoi
vioo-preside|
and feel col
.Students
new Commoj
floor, fresh
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of the Admi
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to m l alioul
out regard t:i
to furniture
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the Common
of three duyi
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ship between
student at S
profession in
and we belief
and -.Indents
of (lie revive!
d m i greatly
job,
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lege to finish J
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chiiii'iy up,
motion, Tin
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They're playing (or Williams College's Museum of American
Music
•o
£ A. Paul Whitman, famed glorilter of American jazz, is shown holding his baton over hi* own and the
J J e i i e t l t Philadelphia Symphony orchestras in a concert that was an artistic mingling of symphonic and
classical music Whitman's men are in white dress suits, the Symphony i members.in black.
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Northwestern's
Prof.
Marian Ferrell test a new meter for measuring intensity of ultra-violet rays. It'll lie used
to test therapeutic units and intensity of
sun.
A«w
When those northern winds are howling
C^ H 7 V P 0 P c o r n ;i,K ' ul1 °P e n ''rc a r e ;l lx)pulai combination on winter Sunday evenings at Colby College in Water'
\j\Jlty
vs'lle, Maine. Here we find Helen Kelly, James Glover, Alice Dignam and William Deans enjoying a quiet
evening in a campus home.
Gtawwn mum ft**toj- c. *^*
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STATE COLLEGE NEWS, JANUARYS.
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STATE COLLEGE NEWS, JANUARY 8, 1937
with a
ig tlie
it will
• prac-
f time
) your
i early
1 vice
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foul
ducted
t 1:80
interti'd to
11 lias
nd re. very
11 too
cutioii
Five
Green
game
ition.
highly
'xpects
inc-up.
O r i g i n a l ^ e otSin^XK ^"g novelties that
v-JUglHdJ, Van Camp improvises for his regular semiweekly appearances in the Duke University campus theater
bring packed houses for every performance. The university
junior is shown at the console of the ivunit organ.
COLLEGIATE thorn Photo by B. M. Patrick
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basketeersfightfor the
ball in game won
by the tigers,
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Exercise makes beef meat more tender
F Y n ^ r i m e n t ^ ' P ' 0 ™ * » WM-w b*U«f. University of Illinois
K A p i i i u v j u (.Qij^ge 0 f agricuJi^ scientists have proven, after
exteiuive teat*, that when cattle are exercised tilt meat from them i» more
tender. Above are two of the cattle used in the tests and the treadmill
apparatus on which they were forced to exercise.
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"No, no, a thousand times no! says College President Oafye
\MT QW Because he absorbed a lot of "College Rhythm" when he played in a picture of the
* * ' ' same name, Cinemactor Jack Oakie, tough guy and no-man, is the college president
on a new college Caravan program aired on CBS on Tuesdays. He will be surrounded with
numerous young comedian*, and two "name * bands.
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O i l y Spanish exchange student in U.S. today
I lirlrv Senor J ose Go»ieZ'Hw»ez 's far from his home in wari w U C l v y jorn g pa | n wnere j,j8 fatner j s a professor of mathematics at the University of Madrid, for he is an exchange student
this year at Oberlin College.
Small* 30 fragrant pipaful> of Prince Albai t. If you don't find il tbe maliaw•it, tattieat pip* tobacco you aver unokad, return the pockat tin with tbe
rant of lb* tobacco in il to IH at any lima within a month from tbia data, and
wn will ralund full aiHrrhata plica, plua poatofa.
iSitntd) R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANY
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uignaai/ n. a, n a i n u w a i u > « w
North Carolina
jk.
Winiten-Selem,
I* of fragrant tobacco in
a»arr I-ouncn ttn
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He doctors trees for an education
1
Q u r f f o r h f i J™ "Feedo* Bailey, starWestminster College football player,
O U r g C U I l j s earning his way through college by curing the sick and
ailing trees on the campus of his alma mater, a job at which he is an expert.
They settle controversial organization battles
P ^ o / ' o m s t o r e T c m P k University has recently organized a committee that
L Cd.CcIIldlV.CI o settles all disputes concerning controversial organizations in
the social, political and economic fields. Sociology Professor J. Stewart Burgess (left)
is chairman of the group that is making much headway in peaceably ending all organization disputes on Temple's metropolitan campus.
COLLEGIA™ DWBT Photo by MUm j stmdtr
F a r r p ^"^ t0"*8
wnat
I dJ. L C Cornell University
students think of a state legislator's investigation of "communistic" activities on their
campus. Here's part of the
mock communist group that
burned the freshman ' bible"
that contained the "damaging" evidence.
A truly international chemical laboratory
They're Dartmouth's champion skiers
T of-tt»rrY%f*r\
Above are the eleven lettermen that form the backbone of the famous Dartmouth
UCvVCl l l l c l l College &ki team. (L to r) Tige Chamberlin, Dick Durrance, Jack Durrance, Steve
Bradley, Dave Bradley, Howard Chivers, Coach Walter Prager, Ted Jjun|*r, Ed Meservey, Capt.
Warren Chivers, Meservey, John Litchfield.
FtcientifttSty***B r i t o i n and- .Germany join hands in the
u w i w u u a k o chemical research laboratories of Brown University. C, C, Schmelzer of Jena University, Germany, and Edward
G. Taylor, of the University College of Swansea, Wales, are working
together on electrolytes in solution
STATE COLLEGE NEWS, JANUARY 8, 1937
Cagers Seek First Win
In Two Vermont Games
Page 3
WILL ADDRESS ASSEMBLY TODAY
Winter Season
Weekend
Varsity Quint to Meet Strong St. Michael's Team at Winooski;
Norwich at Northfield during Weekend Tour
Foul Shooting
H. P . ('.
Hlute College's court Aggregation
moves north unci east into the maple
sugar stale this weekend for n brace
of games with first-rate competition.
Friday night, nt Winooski, ;i veteran
St. Michaels team will furnish the
opposition mid endeavor to add to
ii li
word,
From Winooski the
Canute's Corner
Glancing Back
Gazing Ahead
Tumblers Tumble
c. N. M.
I Mil
uvea t o
Northfield
t a c k l e the N o r w i c h
where
Soldiers
Starling oil the new year with a
week-end at Camp Johnson . . . hoping the weather man obliges with a
little snow . . . bring your skis, snowshoes, toboggans, and what-havc-you.
Council plans to buy a toboggan and
ski poles for general use.
We'll
have winter sports if we have to
grease Washington P a r k hills with
some of the Annex's butter.
they
Saturday
The local net nudgcrs have yet n i g h t .
to register a win in three games.
T h e H a t f i e l d t u t o r e d s q u a d has y e t
There remain scheduled, however, t o hit i t s s t r i d e . T h r e e g a m e s h a v e
fourteen opportunities for victory. '• '• ami gone without a Teacher
Next on the list of potential vie- v i c t o r y b e i n g r e c o r d e d . B I T , W e s t e r n
tims are the Green Mountain power- \ Ontario and Brooklyn Polytechnic
houses, St. Michael's and Norwich. ; Institute have been victors by live,
St. M i k e ' s
plow
politun
St.
to
must
under
team
Francis
early
downer
Francis,
of
lead.
of
wieh
of
on
don't
but
bats
ward
to
verdict
was
away
lirst
(much)
our
court
half
and
the
fell
the
wo
to
thumbing
happen
January
on
L'_
with
night.
pursued
Union
team
an
I'ol
dropped
in
by
about
a
lentil
league
Pitt,
years.
eight
that
lusl
( t h e one that
year
Roaring
the
best
Cntarnels
lei
i
iii
propensity
we
toward
In
calibre
at
least
eipinl
one
of
Il
making,
they
h.
Having
antics
furnished
are
our
with
linosse
of
own,
Joe '
Itoiindillg
the
n|
ihnirish,
T o r n us
I'm ll red
halves
gear's
I. u< I r a f f
Bill"
for
last
ami
1
''Jumping
t illles
their
and
plan
spoi l . i l u l s
the
S'ingaia
The
high
dill lag
game.
will
Will Sponsor
Week-end
Outing
1,11 I s '
sponsor
Jolinslun
llnrbow,
of
the
A l h l e l ic a - s , , e i , l l h i l l
an
this
at
Camp
week e n d .
','17, is g e n e r a l
by
seven
team
the
trance of
Western
Draper
Mary
chairman
transportation
to
will return Kunduv
afternoon
Avenue
Hall
the
tu
learn
the
team
year.
()n
defeated
this
this
Stale
hard
all.
The
baseball
team
representing
I
\
lllis
"'
•
on
<,IK t
<U(I
- ,'.
the
should
last
las
l'
i i.'iiniiiii
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"-'
warriors
nt
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isu 'I u n t h i n k a b l e ,
the
live w h i c h
games
lias s t a r t e d
prove
the
inelfeelivt'.
nvolve
two
closely
contested
en
provide
camp.
afternoon.
It
Brooklyn Poly T r i u m p h s 35-29
In P r e - H o l i d a y Attraction
stale's
live
in
its
many
starts,
as
liecember
a
fast
(Ciiiiliniiiil
I nun
/mil'
moving
disturb,''
and
'' I
•• |
we're
want
|,ive
Kill;
wondering
I he
world ' '
bulletin
caused
I lit-
.
warning
written
bn.'ird
the
What
' ' I Inn' I
sleep
feel ' '
Activities
llashl
Year's
K\c
.
| w ,ile,l
ami
Von,
IMge
ahead
back
.
.
Breen
date.
|,il
Ask
a
him
Shapiro's
New
This
game
squad's
|'la>h
fortune
again'
||me
Chi
Vml
Mi
Nig's
Sue
pill
we
ineiilin
I
llll
less
Flsa
and
|.;,|,lie b e f o r e ' : , . . A n d j u d g i n g
recent
signs,
,IM
euuiiug
,a\
a night
ii'll,,,;,
lUMinaa
in gale?
g,,i
uf
Joyce
like
Ult'llldc
a
alaiiiiH
throbs
I he
usual
extending
tu
hiluiai
,.,| a h e a d
of
Helta.
palling
. . .
we
in
the
are
conducted
Thursday
gym.
at
1:30
Anyone
in c o a c h i n g t e a m s
inter-
is i n v i t e d
Poly
quintet
victory
up
the
win
spotlight
terest
not
Brooklyn
but
two
fireworks
early
present
to
Slate
started
in t h e i n i t i a l
tallying
ment
by
pletely
opening
swept
off
their
aggregation
hinted
the
half an I continued
which
on
count
at
llnul
stanza
Willi
a
attack,
the
similar
onslaught
and
cagers
the
highly
found
end
of
the
with
bounce
in
in-
swimming
nl
any
Coach
ex-
moment.
Hatfield
bus
b e e n a b l e I n s e c u r e a p o o l as y e t ,
hopes
provide
to
an
find
one
in
outlet
for
our
order
to
aquatic
Freshmen Basketeers
To Meet Heatley Five
visitors
of
are
held
I'M
opened
up
shooting
w i n over
hud
RIM,
week
to
The
a
deadlock,
nine minutes of play
I lie
visitors,
led
by
Waller
zcr,
stepped
out
in
front
which
whistle
they
remaining,
and
to
held
Den-
take
an
until
the
Thursday
per
class.
larger
portion
gathered
tions
of
basketball.
mentor,
varies
from
about
seven
for
is o p e n t o
of
in
State's
by
Up
the
to
all
ath-
attracWednes-
day n i g h t ' s g a m e , the seniors were
the
lend
with
won,
were
lusl ;
none
followed
with
apiece.
The
record
lost.
next,
juniors
Villi,
a clean
by
two
the
grails
freshmen
having
Inst
The
with
one g a m e
three
of
in
two
sopho-
won,
one
and
the
w o n , one
lost
bring
the
up
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inactive,
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n
Vllliiiul. I g
Mi - I , . , w a n . 1 g
i
n
a
n
II
grads
remained
played
t h e s e n i o r s met
the
while
the s o p h -
Wednesday,
grads
the
will
the
.sen-
scrap
the
will
stay
the sophomores
coming
the
M a r y Huurdos
three
weeks
where
she
will
Murphy,
ago
I'm
leach
from
game
vacation.
Rienow To Address Club
Professor
Robert
government
Rienow
department
the
International
Relations
Science
on
•t:l(l
Club
o'clock.
'' Neutrality
His
ami
will
be
of
will
cial
the
address
and
.So-
Wednesday
subject
the
will
Buenos
T h e place o f the
nnnoiinced
Aires
meet-
Inter.
The
Lutheran
til.
supper
meeting
•lock
in
the
club
will
Wednesday
conduct
at
Imus
Friei
.-,
:..- |
Is
EAT AT JOHN'S LUNCH
Dinners 25t- and up
Delicious Sandwiches and Sundaes
7:30 A.M.—11:00 P.M.
Opp. the High School
I luff
The Department Store of Albany That
Is Ever Anxious to Be of Service —
Meeting the Merchandise Demands of
the College Woman.
Delium'
once
Geo. D. Jeoney, Prop.
Dial 5-1913
loo?
I'rtiin
in
Albany,
aiuounl
all
Willi
the
il
schedule
ele.,
cheery
and
of
Ileal!
way
from
gale
in
thul
Albany.
K I Uf
etc.
thought:
The
man who laughs loudest isn't always
the one who's having the best lime.
'I'll 10 MAN O F STATE.
rifitioa
OPTICIANS.
FREDETTE'S
O W U I t OPTICAL 5fcRVKt
Boulevard
and
198-800 CENTRAL AVENUE
a
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s
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at
bo
Lutherans To Meet
'M
year.
Green
first
The freshmen will endeavor to start
their way into the victory column.
The present record of two losses and
one win is no fair indication of tho
potential ability of the squad. Ton i g h t ' s game will present: an opportunity to iron out the (laws which have
been in evidence and drilled against
by Couch Tom Harrington.
Pnl'li
for
their
return
('.inference.''
play.
fur
The Heatley squad has had a highly
successful season so far and expects
to furnish a well balanced line-up.
It is a team well qualified to meet tho
yearling court representatives.
Sails For Porto Rico
Miss
tonight
following
ing
Rico,
1
n
II
freshmen
the
Nest
ami
sailed
•uly.
:t
iors
-
•_".i
and
omores,
a
n
n
7
juniors
the
while
freshmen w i l l wander to
Island
games.
sounded.
T
l l v i i n , r.f.
H u n c r i i l ' i , r.f.
Byrnes,
l.f.
M u r a l s . m . I.I'.
Morris, e
W i l l i ; , , , c.
H u n t , I'.g
.1 I t v i i u , e.g.
i n in 1 ::
liiirring
1 g
Waller,
it
I ' l i m n i i . 1 1'
ft It 1 > 1 ii. 1 1
4•: I :"i u n -
Enlistment
instructions
Wednesday,
Iti
Classes
at
Attendance
are
mores
in
established
program.
letes
games
fracas
an
week, a v e r a g i n g
listie
In
the
winter
every
gladiators
and d w i n d l e d S t a l e ' s advantage d o w n ,
place
the
become
Hiilihun.
men.
the
hus
der the t e a c h i n g o f a capable
'Jl'-lo
w i n c h nn a p r e v i o u s n i g h t
g i v e n l hem a ten point
pari
these
in
and
The
Boxing
them-
a
lluwever,
passing
com-
Hatfield
the
half
time,
bombard-
The
up
short
half
a
their
visitors
feet.
the
the
up
the
kept
Brooklyn
selves
T
hnhl
zeal.
hisses.
llCII/.cl'
boxing
the inen's i n t r a m u r a l
I'nfortiinalely,
play.
against
;il
pected
and
of
Bid
made
to
The winter sports program has
been organized and captains and requirements will be announced very
soon.
The weather has been too
much like spring to even mention
skiing and skating.
and
from
w lull
o'clock
ested
classes
Tuesday and
twin
gum
happened to the
records, e t c ,
Our
should
I'm' t h e
chewing
A ml
from
enjoy
. . . Tabner
Kappa
the
\,-,i n l n t i i i d
eauned
or
ibe bonking
\lka Selt/ei
Siaii•'s
in,,,,.
seems t o
MI a s i " n i l
sisters
Tr„V
r<
be •'id r i g h t
chewing gun
,,ne n\ er " I I US III S e p t e m b e r ,
MC
chalked
fourth
about
thai a tall man with glasses
slache would make her happy.
Mr. Jones': . . . What made
mine back In college two days
of time,' . Van K'tten came
I'nur days in advance; Muriel's
,
k i n g must
w h u put
the
.,, n\
to
bulletin
had
when
,'io - ! •
for three days!
News
I,,.,-.
mi
the
.
u H I , | ) e i i s i n o r e : he has c o l d
|,e
that
on
.
Brooklyn
of Pool Delays S w i m m i n g ;
Boxing Arouses Interest
Basketball
loss
afternoon,
f r o m I hem in the liaal m i n u t e of
my
about
note
hoard,
Friday
hard-fought
Lack
basketball
straight
I i
Jackie"?
Anne
u
advantage
'-', i-iiliiiiin
third
18, o n Hie P a g e c o u r t ,
snatched
linal
mil
Purple and (iohl
dropped
With
Statesman
Coaching
every
attend.
throughout
three
In
State Squad Drops
M.A. A. Will Expand
Third Court Tilt Intramural Program
earned
points. But this year St. Michael's
>s spurting a much belter record,
lopped oil' h\ a victory over s i .
Francis, a strung New York City
ll il1
' "- l " l h l s contest, the \'er
at
B'lim's forward wall netted twenty
j '"'"' pom's.
: o f Norwich little is known, except
lll:
" M"'.v leistered a :i;t-l I d..feat
'Inttsburg Normal. Last season.
Sli
"" l"'"
I*>»11sl.«rK by twelve
i l " " " K ''""' , | " 1 " '' I'1".*' Norwich at
Also what
leave t h i s
rest
\
!
'
;
event.
A bus w i l l
from
outing
them
the
means that
l!i;ill,
W a l e i low ii '
G.A.A.
outscore
during
\elerati
7,
sum
Two weekends later, alter exams
are over, the squad goes on its
jauntiest
jaunt
and
meets
its
stiffest concentration of opposition
—Niagara
again,
Buffalo
State
Teachers, and Hobait on successive
nights, Buffalo Slate has an idea
that they're lop-hole as far as
teacher-training institution basketball goes in New Yoik
Stale.
Hobart nosed us out last year in our
own diggings.
Two games with
Hartwick, one with the Alumni
return contests with R.P.I, and St.
Michael's, and a game with Bard
complete this most harrowing ol
schedules.
"
year, u h i c h
entirely
its
country.
thai
points
(fowl).
bogged
tradition,
basket
are fissured
and
lop-
led
have
the
are
Lit-ltl
a I A l l t h i n g s c o n s i d e r e d , the t e a m ' s lirsl
r e a l e x p e d i t i o n o f t h e season p r o m i s e s
would be oiitbnunding propriety In
hazard a guess as In To
lo's
but
last
Temple,
etc.).
n u i r y , as b e n e l i t s t h e i r c o u r t
the
is h o p e d
Carnegie
includes
(leorgolnwn,
what
Ahead
Brooklyn
Warren Densmore and Leslie Knox, juniors, delegates to the N.S.F.A.
convention in New York, who will report to the assembly today.
game
the
Niagara
points
Poly
game.
j same
the
to C o l g a t e early
in
Brooklyn
eighteen
S t , M i c h a e l s h o d ;i s o p h o m o r e
is
season, but t h i s same Colgate
lean
s w a m p e d w h a t is s u p j i n s e d l y t h e best
Tech,
the
rcspoe-
lirst
this time, they
seventeen
a I March
by
Toronto
margins
the
uniwrsity
Niagara
114-,'H d e c i s i o n
I he
lei
j Slate.
card. •
A
> | | i h
schedule
Niagara
closely
engugement
lowing
the
in
colors.
I"
detent
Still
point
I I at a b o u t
i by
for
of
true
I down
sling
win.
si\
Only
the learn show
-I
i of
„,„
glass.
pled
d'nl
. its
'
Next on the list of things to do
for the cage squad comes the meeting with P r a t t . This is what many
of us have been waiting for—a home
game, a night game, and a weekend
game all rolled into one. The three
previous games have each fallen
down in one of these respects. To
harken back to last season, we recall
that P r a t t emerged 40-27 victors
over us. The only pretty thoughts
we could dig up about the game were
that the contest was played in New
. W
York and that the bankboards were
we
:
way.
with
and
minutes
Nor
look
mooting
deteriniuution
to
unlil
about
baseball,
> six
i lively.
decisive
behind
the
having
in
respectful
•111-7
its bauds all
know
too,
its
merit,
Manhattan,
of
In
metro
getting
X.Y.I'.,
had a light
a
minute
:i
after
the final m h i u t e
We
no
dropped
Manhattan,
an
have s o m e t h i n g
St.
Basketball is in full swing with a
foul-shooting contest occupying the
Full calendar, Encli contestant will
shoot five fouls. Come early to practice so there will be plenty of time
left to piny after you've dono your
shooting. . . . Remember i t ' s the early
bird that gels the worm and vice
versa . . . translation . . . i t ' s the
early woman that gets the foul
Cafeteria
Qrill
ALBANY, N. Y.
Page 4
STATE COLLEGE NEWS, JANUARY 8, 1937
Drama Committee
Prepare For Plays
{Continued
from
page 1, column
2)
Other members of the committee a r c :
P e t e r H a r t , E d n a Jessie, Elizabeth
Lockwood, Mary Agnes Mctzgcr,
E d i t h Cassavant and Jenn Strong,
sophomores.
Josephine Maurice, '38, is chairman of the committee on lighting
and stage effects.
Her assistants
are August Casper and Catherine
Schwartz, sophomores, and the committee includes:
Garfield
Arthur
and James Zubon, juniors; Kenneth
Doran, John N o r d e 1 1 , Eleanor
Schwartz and Ruth Sinovoy, sophomores.
Chairman of the props committee
is Virginia Bolton, '39, assisted by
Eleanor Schwartz and Kay Walters,
sophomores. On the committee a r e :
Mary Labin, '38, Charles Walsh, Joseph Wells and Emily White, sophomores.
The committeo in charge of costumes and make-up is headed by Vera
Haas, '39, chairman, Helen Moore,
'38, and Margaret Kinney, '39,
assistants, and includes Catherine
Lynch, Jeanne Weinberger, J a n e t
Wullschlcger
and Helen
Zeman,
sophomores.
Edgar O'Hora, '39, is chairman
of the advertising committee, with
Margaret Smith and Jane Walrath,
sophomores as assistants.
Members
of the committee a r c : N a n Emery,
Betty Hayford, Elizabeth McConnell
and Jeanne Chrysler, sophomores.
Marjorio Dunn, '39, heads the
house committee, assisted by Freida
Kurkhill and Ruth Pckarsky, sophomores. The committee includes Elaine
Morse, '39, and Florence Schneiderich, '38.
Members of the advanced dramatics
class assisting the committees a r e :
sets, Lucille Clark and Jean Lichenstein, juniors; lighting and stage
effects, Hester Price and Betty Appeldoorn, juniors; props, Florence Nelbach, ' 3 8 ; costumes and make-up,
Marjorio Crist and J n n e t Dibble,
juniors; advertising, Charlotte Libman, '38, and house committee, Janice
Niermnn and Paul Dittman, juniors.
Pretzel, Original Humor Magazine of State
Abdicates Under Pressure of Readers' Wrath
Even before the day of the State
College Lion, students of S t a t e college were funny. So in May of 1924,
three students pooled their wits and
finances and published n humor
magazine, The Pretsel, which was, in
their own words, " a college humor
magazine published whenever we feel
funny."
This maiden issue with its bright
purple and gold cover, sold for ten
cents a copy and began to wend its
way to the various students willing
to part with a dime.
The magazine contained some very
spicy stories which were funny,—
humorous, so to speak. One clever
idea was an alleged reproduction of
the first page of the S t a t e College
Snoose. The biggest headline spread
over the top of the center columns
read as follows:
•Air ' OP AUTO T I R E
POUND IX M E A T LOAF
A subhead under that read: ' ' A n other Instance of the automobile
replacing the h o r s e , "
The story
went on to explain how the cafeteria
happened to incorporate this particular piece of tire into the meat
loaf at t h a t time.
Another big story had for its
headline the following:
MAN S L E E P S ON
P S I GAMMA PORCH
Oronns Attract Oflicer
Ambrose Harrigan of
Fifth Precinct
It seems that this Oflicer Ambrose
was strolling by in the early morning when he thought lie beard a dog
growling.
Upon investigation he
found that the sounds emitted from
a masculine individual soundly asleep
on a hammock on the Psi Gamma
porch.
At the left of the page was a mast
head which stated that the State
College Snoose was published "semioccasionally" and that its editor-inchief was Sleeping Beauty.
Cartoons of students were also included.
" Big s h o t s " were taken
for a ride. After their pictures a
brief list of their school activities
followed. A selection of these activities is as follows: "Cheerleader of
Finance Board, Necking Club ( 1 , 2,
3, 4—president 4 ) , Manager of Puss
in the Cornel', Football ( I , 5, 6 ) ,
Moviug-Up Day balloon committee,
Whyskania, Ku Klux Klnn, John
Barleycorn
Society and
Pinochle
Club."
Alas, though, the I'rrtsrl, was
doomed pastry, even while it was
hot. Students who " c o u l d n ' t take
i t " joined in an opposition which
became so bitter that the Pretzel
was offered up as a peace sacrifice.
The first issue was the last. Those
people should have taken to heart
the poem at the beginning of the
issue whose third stanza read a s
follows:
" I f you get horsed or razzed herein
Don't rise in indignation
Hut like a martyr sweetly grin
Each knock you get lioosts circulation. "
And so the pretzel died, a twisted
bit of crust.
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carrying more pleasure to more people
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At three o'clock that afternoon the
Chesterfields were on their way. Four
t,a s l a t c r b a c k c a m e t h c
y
message:
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From Wake Island 5000 miles out in
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flashed this radio:
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