Li Jl< Aiv Y EL r OR TEACHERS STATE COLL ALLANY. N. Y ege Ne ws ate VOL. XXI, No..*' 5 Political Poll Will Disclose State Opinion Council Will Conduct Forum In Page Hall Auditorium Next Friday Night An innovation at Slnlr college in (lie form of mi upon funiiii for first voters mill :i pull (if the student body In reveal tlic general consensus of opinion mi the present political campaign will (like plnce Friday, October "il. Sin.lent council is sponsiicing flic two events. Tlte poll will !»• t-c111<i11<-1cI in the niui'iiinj^ *s assembly and I lie forutil in llic lounge of Kicliiiiilseii hull :il K:ini o'clock. The balloting mi political preference issues will include the choice for |)resi(leiit mnl for governor of Xevv York IUKI the reasons for the individual 's choice, The Niitiotiiil Student Federation of America, of which Mute college is :i iiiemlier, is advocating o nationwide pull mi llicc issues and is encouraging i| pou forums to give those students of Alnericil w ho lire exoicising their franchise privilege for the h'rs! lime an opportunity to hear roprosoututivos from each of (he parties Ihul lime a candidate, in the election of lih'lll. As a result of this open discussion of the pertinent bases) of the campaign, the lirst voters will lie nidi' to appreciate more fully the significance of their voting. Five of the major parties will be represented by members of the student body. These will include: Republicans, Warren I. Iiensoiore; Democrats, William Hindi ; Unionists, Until Siaovoy; Communists, Joseph Leese, and Socialists, Herbert Drooz, The Republican and Democratic speakers will be allowed fifteen minutes for their mil ill speeches, and the audience will have the privilege of questioning them for ten minutes each. The representatives of the throe other parlies will give live minute speeches supporting their caiiilidiiles mid then will be questioned fur live minutes each. The general public is cordially invited to attend llie open forum. Kappa Phi Kappa Has Meehan for Delegate Thomas Meehan, '117, Is representing Chi chapter of Kappa Phi Kappa, national educational fraternity at its grand assembly in Birmingham, Alabama, Thursday, today and .Saturday. Meehan left for the convention Tuesday. Birmingham Southern and Howard universities are hosts. Chi chapter held ifs first regular meeting lust night in t lie Lounge of Richardson Hall. Dean Milton (!. Nelson showed motion pictures of his trip In England and a reel of film taken nl freshman camp. A number of non-member seniors and puniors were present, us Hie meeting was a semi open affair. Kappa 1'hi K.-ippn was founded ut Dliltn til in l!l-l' for the mil iiiii'eineiil of education. It is National, having -Hi clmptei'B in various colleges nil over the I'liited "-lutes, Chi chapter was established ut State College in lhL'7 largely through Hie efforts of Aivid Burke, first president of the chapter, and President A. R. 1'iubaelier. Simmons, Baird Will Head 1940 Kelly, Kingsley, and Trainor To Hold Other Offices; Revotes Tuesday Walter Simmons mid Marjoric Baird will guide the freshman class in its initial year ut State college as president and vice president respectively, us a result of an election conducted by Mvskniiia Tuesday. Other olllcers elected ul the same meeting lire as follows: Lloyd Kelly, treasurer; .Marion Kingsley, women's cheerleader; Marion Trainor, song leader. At a meeting the previous Tuesday, the freshman class elected Rita Sullivan secretary and Henry Taylor M.A.A. represental ivo. .Next Tuesday Mysknnia will conduct revotes for the freshman officers who did mil receive a majority ul Hie previous election. The candidates lire us follows: men's cheerleader, Haul Culver ami dailies equina; manager of girl's athletics, Virginia Mitchell and Catherine Smith; reporter, Hubert. Cogger and Yoluiiihi Richardson, Freshman President's Ducking Is Climax of "Cleanup" Week Wednesday is the day for swimming lessons iiccnrdiug to the sopholinn e class. 11 was noon ; t he air was tense with excil i incut. Willi Simmons rushed ibiwn llie upper hull of Draper. A uu.li of sophomores surprised him and he was hurried to the Washington park lake. The men of 'in heard llie cries of their president and rushed after the liceiug sophomores and their captive. The tuo underclasses met on the hike shore, the freshuieli's light was unsuccessful and Walter sprawled, fei t liist, in I lie green » liters of the lllgooll. This came us a result of a hectic week of rivalry, beginning mi Monday, when Saul (ireeliwaiild lost his beloved mustache to llie iillslnilghl s of tin men of '.ill. Neil I'ogurly wielded the I'M/.or ii ml brush, while Ihiitv sophomores distributed their weight over his anatomy. Not to be daunted, Saul promises to have his mustache in full bloom again in throw weeks. The frosh are at presold organising a campaign to protect it, when and if il reaches maturity. Who knows, may bo a $2.00 Per Year, 32 Weekly Issues STATE COLLEGE FOR TEACHERS, ALBANY, N. Y., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2'4, 193(3 new rivalry contest will be instituted, known us ''Mustache, mustache, Cod help anyone who's gut o n e . " Then, Mini.lay evening, u College house freshman attempted to solace his I roubles » ilh a few hulls nl the trumpet, Sophomores objected. Result Sykcs hud a bath without the bellelil of Lifebuoy. Coronation of Fifteenth Campus Queen To 'Climax' Annual Program Tomorrow Hockey and Pushball Contests To Constitute Program In Afternoon Classes to Meet in Pushball Contest Tomorrow; Juniors Battle Former Rivals in Softball Game Tlie two events scheduled for the men during Campus day afternoon promise to take their toll of class spirit. The seniors, participating in their last Campus clay, will keep in mind their practice teaching. They will pass on to their ancient rivals, the juniors, all Hie triple plays and double steals which four years of contacting umpires can develop. The juniors, realizing their inferiority In the budding instructors, will depend upon surprise men will endeavor to settle n few locker room grudges already contracted, in the pushball contest. By barring kicking, gouging, and holding, both classes expect a game of good dean fun. Judges from the senior and junior classes will determine the victors. Harrington, Hob Murgisiin, Ryan, Campbell and Iliilihan, seniors, and Cox, '.'iS, will base their judgments on their former training. Although no lineup has been announced by either class, the probabilities are that the sophomores will present a heavier group than the wearers of the \. How mnl white. Whether this experience and weight advantage will down the dorniaul prowess of the newcomeis will soon be known. Tun valuable points will be awarded to the stronger team. Kneh class will make use of the opportunity to get in a legal clink at the other and get paid for it. luetics. Iliilihan mid Harrington, batteries for the seniors, have been working mil in secret. With llie umpires and Iliilihan on their Mile, Tommy wonders how they can lose. The juniors have been studying iliilihan's form with a microscope, Uv playing up to the (laws in his fadeaway, and by utilizing Hank Croon's newly developed ski bull, they niiiilcslly contend that easy victory is theirs. Hoth sophomores and fresh- TO PRESENT STUNTS Events of Evening to Begin At 8:00 in Auditorium Of Page Hall The fifteenth in a line of State college campus queens will be crowned in Huge hull auditorium, tomorrow night nl 7:.'iu o'clock, climaxing the events of Campus day. Starting at l!;00 o'clock, the afternoon will feature athletic events for both men und women. The evening program will include the coronation of (lie campus queen at 7:.'!(> o'clock, stunts presented by inch class, followed by dinning in Huge hull gymnasium from 10:00 to iL'tflO o'clock. The athletic program of the afteri a will open with u Softball game by the senior uud junior men. Following (his, the senior und sophomore women will meet the junior uud freshman women in a field hockey mulch. The Important events of the afternoon program will be the freshmensophomore pushball contests, with two points in interclnss rivalry at stake in each mulch. The women 'a pushball contest will stmt at .'1:45 o'clock, and will be followed inline.liutcly by the men's tilt. Helen Clyde, '.'!7, will supervise tlio Rand and Dibble to Be Directors women's events ..ii the program, and Of T u e s d a y ' s Productions l-.'dwui.l Iliilihan, '.'!7, ! ,e men's. The live women in candidacy for Aune Rami, ','17, and Janet Dibble, campus queen are: Alice Allard, '.'IN, will direct the two plays to be Ren Lu (irua, Elizabeth Morrow, presented by the Advanced Dramatics Lisa Smith, mi,I Virginia Stocl, class on Tuesday, October [17, in the The candidate r< iving the highest number of the ballots cast in the Page hull auditorium, student assembly two weeks ago will Miss Rand's play, a tragedy, will be campus queen, The two receiving have the following players in the llie next highest number of votes will ciisl : (ieorge (ileasoa und Thomas be attendants of the queen. Two women chosen from each of the three Mechlin, seniors, uud Hetty Appeldoorii, dean Licheustein, and Janice remaining classes, and a page, comNiiTiuuu, juniors. The juniors on plete the queen 's court. The identity of the queen and assisting committees are: Hetty Daniels, sets; Lucille Clark, props; her court will be kept a secret jntil tomorrow night. Charlotte Libmiin, publicity; uud The royal parly will proceed to the Florence Nelbach and Ruth Shurick, stage for the coronation ceremony, costumes, The comedy to be presented bv and will remain seated while the Miss Dibbl,' includes: T 1, o m a s W " 8Ht ' H I"'1"'8''"1 s l " " l s r " r " " ' i r ''" Mcehau, '.'(7, Alfred Trehanon und ! ''u'ainincnt. Hie stunts will be pre Sully Win t;iti, juniors ami Jeanne seated in the order of the seniority if the classes, Chrysler, '.'III. Dorothy I Inner, '.'IS, Mary Lain is llie director of the uud K l i / a h c f h l.ockwoud und Jena enior stunt, Included in the cast si rung, sophomores, members of the stagecrnft clnss, will urrunge the , 'ire: Fl'od Dexter, Ahm/.o Du.Mont, sets. Florence Ringrose, Ms, will J"bn Edwards, Dorothy Knnpp, niiiiiuge the props, mid Lucille Clark, Robert Murgis.ui, William Mctiraw, the publicity. (Continued .<« pdt/c 2, column .')) Advanced Class To Student Assembly Will Hear Debate Present Two Plays Sophomores to Oppose Seniors; Classes Strive F o r Cup The first iiiteriniirnl debates will lie staged this morning in assembly ut l l : l i i when representatives of the senior class will meet the sophomores. At Ho' end of the debate series, the int ruin II nil debate cup, which vi ns won lust year by the sophomores, will be presented by Debate council lo the class winning the most debates. Today's subject will be: "Resolved, That Ignorance is Hliss." The sophomore class will uphold the affirmative and the seniors the negative. Jeanne Chrysler, Jean Strung nod Charles Wlllsh will represent the sophomore class, mid Betty Mcury, John Edwards and Agnes Torrens the senior class, Senior Hop Chairman Announces Committees The senior class will conduct its Senior Hep Friday, November fi, I'nun il:0() to Jttltl o'clock, Evelyn lliiuimiii, general chairman, has an noiiaccd. Ci.niniitlces appointed to assist Miss lluuiiiiiii are us follows: music, Julia Ciillcii. chairman, Thomas Mechlin mid Clare Leonnid; decorations, Ralph Vim Horn uud Agnes Tnricus, in chairmen, duck llenu, Thomas 11iii n und Martha Harlow; Tuesday wus u day of unusual activity, replacing Snluidny in the affection of ninny of the men of '•'i!1 ami 'bh Fraiucnl ami Cjitiun benedict, I'llll i l l l l l l l l , Here preparing for basket bull by bids, Robert donning I licit1 trunks, The shower Dorothy (Irahani, Mary llarbow and splashed merrily. The men of Hie .lu s llcale; programs, Martha -Mae i le-hiii.oi . lass were rotated so thai Smith, i hiiirmiiu, Ruth Sacki ider mnl Alma Snyder; refreshments, lie* wore showered cU'lllv. Mary Lain, . hnii iiinn, Virginia .Stool The fio.'-!, ictalialed ihul evening • is those dripping sophomores, mnl Lisa Smith; clmperones, Alice Franklin, Spruce, uud Ltliuger, will Alia I'll, clinii IIIIIII, I'.'lizubel h Stude l.uker mid Anne Riind ; (lowers mid testify, Wednesday afternoon, the women Levis, Helen .McCnwun, chairman, tried I hen hand, The flesh women John .Murphy and Kathleen Streveil, iilteiupic.l t.i prove their superiority over their rivals. Chris Aiics, Ruth Newman Will Breakfast Lewis, Helen l.owiy, uud .Mildred King, sophomores, were drenched in Newman club will conduct a breakthe women's shower room. Virginia fast at Vincealiiin Institute, HunHull of the sophs escaped only by day, tlclnbcr 25, Mass will start imitating Helen .Stephens, ut 8 130 o'clock. "Hoople For President" Is Cry Ridiculing Present Politicians A new political parly has sprung Up ill local colleges; ils purpose is lo pul Major llooplc, of comic strip fume, in I In' While I louse. S( r v i n g us u sin cesser of the '' \ etcruns of I'm me w a r s , ' ' the ' ' I loople-ites ' ' have appealed to college students. The idea was oiigiuiitcd ill I'nioli college, and their iiini is to form ' ' Hoople clubs ' ' ul Stole, Ski.lniore, Russell Sage, und R.I'.I. Major Hoople was iioininulcd bv I'niou, but Statu bus llie honor of Humiliating I'lullle for vice president Tiie following is the platform both candidates stand on firmlyt I. America must relax A. 'I'o avoid insanity II 'I'o have time to think about political and other mutters. I I. Major Hoople represents tlio politician A. Rest mail II, Only candidate who has never biiikeii a campaign premise. I I I. A takeoff on political method A. < 'null i.t nig claims II. Evasion of the issue, The llooplc organization deals in Silt il'e, not in jokes. Theirs is a sincere desire to do something about false claims and bad speeches of the parties now lighting for power. Zealous I'uiunites have distributed buttons, which may bo seen on the hit est converts. Who will bring buck the pipe and rocking chair and put America back on its seat? llooplc! Hoople for Happiness I Page 2 STATE COLLEGE NEWS, OCTOBER 23, 1936 State College News Established b y the Class of 1918 T h e undergraduate Newspaper of N e w York College for Teachers Telephones: Office, 5-0373; Gumaer, 2-0124; Dexter, 2-4314; Seld, 2-0701; Gaylord, 2-4314 Entered as second class matter in the Albany, K. Y., postoffice THE NEWS BOARD WABBEN I. DENSMOKE DAVID B. SMITH SOPHIE WOLZOK LAURITA SELD CHABL.ES W. GAYLOBD MILDRED E. NIGHTINGALE CHARLES N. MOKBIS HELEN CLYDE Editor-in-Chief Managing Editor Associate Managing Editor Associate Managing Editor Associate Managing Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager Circulation Manager Sports Class Stunts Will Amuse Regal Court State's Stage How T o Handshake (Continued from page 1, column 5) Elizabeth Meury, John Murphy, Irwin Stinger, Fred Stunt, James Vanderpoel, and Angelo Zannieri, Record Crowd Is on Hand. Comedy in the Kitchen. Fine Tragedy. State Published every Friday of the college year by the N s w s Board representing the Student Association HARBY T. GUMAEB FBED E. DEXTER The Commentstater Editor Women's Sports Editor PRINTED BY BOYD PRINTING CO., INC., ALBANY, N. Y. Economics And The National Political Campaign There are a number of popular explanations of how people are going to vote November 3. WPA workers, for instance, are conceded to Roosevelt. Regular Republicans will vote for Landon, regular Democrats for Roosevelt. Conservatives are presumably with the Republicans, liberals with the Democrats. The exact truth of these presumptions we neither affirm, deny, nor attempt to qualify. With the first two we attempt no comment, for the one about liberals and conservatives we have this to say—that with those voters informed on economic affairs, the economics of the New Deal seem the vital issue in the campaign. (Said Governor Landon: " In the early days of our Republic most of the laws regulating business were enacted by the States. As the years went by, conditions became more complex and gradually the Federal government became active in protecting the economic freedom and welfare of our citizens. As a result we have our laws on pure foods, public health, banking, transportation, workmen's compensation, safety appliances, monopolies and unfair trade practices, and more recently our laws regulating public utilities ami the issuance of securities." Governor Landon states that this is an " imposing list " of laws for our economic welfare, " It has marked America as a progressive nation." But the New Deal economic measures, the Republican candidate maintains, are a different kind of legislation. They tend to give the Federal government too much power, and smack of a socialistic philosophy that is wholly un-American. Therefore to Republicans the New Deal measures have become experimentation of a rather dangerous kind. New Deal expenditures have become waste, with the figure id' the politician Farley looming in the background. To President Roosevelt, on the other hand, the administration policies have been an extension of the imposing list of economic legislation to meet the i ds of today. Lei who will call, it socialism. The expenditures id' the last three years have become lo the administration an investment in America's future. That Roosevelt get.-, instruction from Moscow is absurd; that he could make the Tinted •Slates into a socialistic state even if he wanted to is being blind to practical American polities. Thai Landon is a scheming reactionary is likewise absurd; and thai he could cheek entirely the increase in government regulation «)f economic uffuirs is to overlook the increasing complexity of our civilization. The campaign will probably he largely decided mi partisan grounds as usual. Mul we litter the pious hope that those voters who jire free enough from party ties, ami who will carry certain doubtful stales, will decide the election on the basis of economic issues. A n d t h e n t h e r e w a s the f r e s h m a n g i r l w h o w e n t u p to the F r e n c h professor a f t e r upper classmen had told tier t h e only w a y y o u c a n g e t g o o d m a r k s i n college is b y handshaking, Beamed the f rosli: " Y o u know, professor, you a r e t h e most w o n d e r f u l F r e n c h p r o f e s s o r I h a v e even s e e n ! " The professor beamed. N o w t h e g i r l m a d e j u s t o n e m i s t a k e a s we see i t . She should h a v e s a i d i t in F r e n c h . # # * * H a n d s h a k i n g p r o b a b l y s t a r t e d witli o u r A n g l o - S a x o n h e r o Reowulf, who h a d the g r i p of t h i r t y m e n . T o e q u a l t h e epic r e c o r d , S t a t e college s t u d e n t s h a v e r e s o r t e d t o s p e c i a l e x e r c i s e s in t h e use of t h e g r i p . L a s t s p r i n g t h e r e w e r e t h e " h a n d l e s , " a n d we m a y live t o see t h e s t u d e n t a s s o c i a t i o n i n s t a l l i n g o n e o f t h o s e p e n n y a r c a d e " t e s t y o u r g r i p " t h i n g s in t h e Commons. In a d d i t i o n t o p h y s i c a l e x e r c i s e s , s o m e s t u d e n t s h a v e taken up scholarly research to better their handshaking vocabulary. T h e dictionary has made excellent r e a d i n g in t h i s line, a l t h o u g h as P r o f e s s o r Y o r k s a y s , it is " a l i t t l e b i t d i s c o n n e c t e d . " All s e r i o u s n e s s a s i d e , we t h i n k h a n d s h a k i n g is t h e way to p u t y o u r s e l f t h r o u g h college. A t l e a s t 99 per c e n t of t h e p e o p l e who h a v e g o t t e n anywhere a r o u n d S t a t e c o l l e g e h a v e been h a n d s h a k e r s , The reason f o r t h i s is t h a t n o b o d y c a n over tell when lie is b e i n g h a m l s h o o k , Professors or bigshot students w o u l d n ' t d r e a m y o u h a d c o r n e r e d t h e m to t a l k a b o u t n o t h i n g j u s t a s a p a r t of y o u r p o l i c y of a p p l e - p o l i s h i n g . T h e y never c a n r e a d t r u e c h a r a c t e r . * * * # P e o p l e will tell y o u t h a t h a n d s h a k e r s g o a l o n g way, a n d will give e x a m p l e s . A n d t h e r e h a v e been examples. E v e n so, we w o u l d r a t h e r believe t h a t t h e people who h a v e t h e m o s t f u n a r e not t h e h o o d w i n k o r s anil t h e t w o - f a c e d , b u t p e o p l e who a r e s i n c e r e in t h e b r o a d e n i n g of t h e i r list of f r i e n d s , i n c l u d i n g f a c u l t y . Yes, we k n o w t h e a n s w e r to t h a t o n e . Everybody, even a " f r i e n d " of a f a c u l t y m e m b e r , is s t i l l a h a n d shaker, T h e p e o p l e who m a k e t h i s claim, h o w e v e r , arc usually those who have neglected to make the a c q u a i n t a n c e of t h e i r m a j o r a n d m i n o r officers a n d a r e a little bit j e a l o u s . H u t f o r t h e s a k e of a r g u m e n t we will g i v e in t o t h e c l a i m , a g r e e t h a t e v e r y b o d y who looks at a f a c u l t y m e m b e r is a h a n d s h a k e r , ami proceed to p o i n t o u t t h a t t h e r e a r e t w o t y p e s of t h e m . There a r e the clever h a n d s h a k e r s and the obvious ones. Tl b v i o u s o n e s , who s p e a k to t h e f a c u l t y because they have to, a n d who speak about nothing at all, a r e public n u i s a n c e s in o u r h u m b l e e s t i m a t i o n . For f r i e n d s h i p a n y d a y is b e t t e r t h a n deceit. Cover To Cover (On sale in llii' p u l l III M | | of lijri Cn-up) character- HCI'IIIS, Hellenics PLAYOOBK The lights dimmed, t h e c u r t a i n s p a r t e d , a n d once m o r e S t a t e ' s d r a m a t i c s season o p e n e d . A n e a g e r a n d critical a u d i e n c e s u r p a s s i n g t h a t of m a n y y e a r s a w a i t e d the p r o t e g e s . Miss P r i c e ' s p l a y g o t t h e e v e n i n g off to a l a u g h i n g s t a r t when J a n i c e N l e r m a n m a d e h e r o v e r - d r e s s e d ent r a n c e . Despite her f o r g o t t e n a c c e n t and character a t several points, we t h i n k she does h a v e p o s s i b i l i t i e s a n d hope to sec m o r e of h e r c h a r a c t e r roles. After t h e first p l a y of t h e e v e n i n g Hie A d v a n c e d D r a m a t i c s class should realize the g r e a t i m p o r t a n c e in a well-directed play of unity and t e m p o , both of which w e r e definitely lacking in t h i s p l a y . P r o b a b l y misc a s t i n g was l a r g e l y r e s p o n s i b l e for both. T h e m a l e roles were d e c i d e d l y weak, but t a k i n g into c o n s i d e r a t i o n Ihe i n e x p e r i e n c e of most of t h e a c t o r s , we look f o r w a r d to m u r e of their work. Hetty A p p e l d o o r n g a v e us a welldirected p e r f o r m a n c e . l\cv set a n d p r o p s were a g r e a t i m p r o v e m e n t over those of the first p l a y . T h e remarkable lighting added immensely to t h e tense d r a m a of t h e p l a y . Tom Kelley g a v e his usual sust a i n e d p e r f o r m a n c e a n d held the a u d i e n c e as he h a s in t h e p a s t . His characterization never lapsed: he c a r r i e d the rest of t h e east a l o n g In a successful e n d . W e liked K e n l l n r a a ' s voice a n d s t a g e p o i s e . The movement in Miss Appeldoorn's play displayed careful p l a n n i n g ami t r a i n i n g . She handled difficult scenes gracefully. We d i d n ' t realize a n y c l u t t e r i n g on t h e s t a g e at a n y t i m e , a l t h o u g h it m i g h t have been very possible. The tempo of Ihe play fell s l i g h t l y n e a r Ihe e n d ; but we d i d n ' t mind il. We c o n g r a t u l a t e y o u , A d v a n c e d Drama lies class. W e a r c hoiking forward |u mure a n d b e l t e r p r o d l l r I inns. TDK PLAYCOKK Flash! T h i n g s a r e h a p p e n i n g tn our f a i r C r e e k s , T h e r u s h i n g ( w h e r e l o n e 1 h e a r d t h a t w o r d b e f o r e ) is becoming faster, faster, faster. Smiles arc more pronounced and ' ' i n the b a g , " " a l l sewed u p " and ' ' s l i p p i n g from u s " a r c c u r r e n t expressions. He t h a t as it may H e r e goes with d o t s a n d d a s h e s a n d fancy Hashes, (n la W i a c h e l l ) . The Kappa Deltas b e g a n their fall d a n c i n g season with, a " v i e " p a r l y on S a t u r d a y n i g h t . M e r e f u n ! Chi S i g f e a t u r e s a d o u b l e play A I'.' Phi is in a m a r i t a l whirl Ibis week, e n t i t l e d , " S l i d e , Kelly, these d a y s what with t w o w e d d i n g s Slide! ' ' What weapon will \ mi last S u n d a y Hilda Hnokheiui, '.'II, rimuse prusik arid in' e m e r y board ': In Joseph Lefkowilz, and Sura . . . s i a i c s men musl have linally l l r a u i l e i s , '.'l-l, In I r v i n g llaiiillemiiu, crashed tliiough. We see t h a i one a m e m b e r of K a p p a N'u 1'ralornity of the dnriii c o l l a g e s is iniini- t h e fr Ciiinii. C o n g r a t s In licit 11 vou y ' a - s in i t - frunt door . . . And -nls! eiiiild Murphy l a n e been a n y w h e r e Full house al I'sy Hani over t h e near Ihe explusioll d u r i n g t h e Demo weekend Anliabelle Met'oniiell. '•'!]. erotic p a r a d e ' : They say a Laielou Hilda P r o p e r and H a n n a h D a r k e r , ! pirturi s l a r l e d Ihe fireworks . . . T h e '•II, Catherine E,.\ and Edna '' college lias I me su oulil ai p n l i l iieallv . F i l m e d , '.'In, J a v i n HlH-kley, Eliza minded thai from now un we noi-l belli W h i t m a n , and J e m Hum de \ ote some I hue to c h n m p u gn • plll'ey, '.'Hi. Hill thai i-n 'I all at "'e mean c a m p a i g n . . . Shaw i h i u g the I'-i I , a m hoineslead. F i r s t , en al I Van E l l e n vvilli riishnievor gageinelil uf (lelievieve C o i b i n , 'Its, or Murphy'! . . . They loll me ( i e n r g e lo C h a r l e s C r n f u ( Duke l ' u i \ e r s i l v, and Millie had a m.nd fjnic . . . \ m l a n d second, t h e m a r r i a g e of P r a n c e s J h n i i O "'cut In d c C a m n i a | < a | . \ ic I H y d l , ':;•.:. In rT'cdclick S, Classen p a r l y . . . Ilihlo, a snug, t h e s p u r n Fla Flash Delia Dine;.;, Iia- i man cried • Ioi- tried i n stnt laken Virginia Wegener, Elizabeth eiuueback, but nun I.,. | | i t n h \ g e l l i n g ( I s l n i i u , Vera Unas, Emilv White u 111 1 i f b i t f l l . U . . . A few vie Mnrgarel Horn and D u n - u ' l l a i . parties last week end held Ihe eetitel into full i ibcrship. T h e n I'.'ta I MM of a l l r a i l um fm t|,,. Slate males has mil ialed three pleilgi - : \lui \ • • • The Juin'pi r- made a " hit " we N o l a n . '.'Ill; l l e i i r i e l l e Meniiy, '.'IS; UUilerstlllld wilh Mime i,f the and Mrs. Louis J u n e s who was .-. « ' " u 'I'Uiainls, ami al t h e si • I um pledge whim .she ullelided Slut. 'I'i'ehi a made a play fur dn Statesman A P r a y e r for m y S o n , a novel by H u g h W'ulpnle. $ 2 . I n . Duiibloduy Dnruil, ( l u r d e l i C i t y . :i.'."> p a g e s . A g a i n H u g h W a l p o l o b u s eiiinpleteil a novel d e a l i n g with tin 1 p r o b l e m * of c h i l d h o o d in t h e c o n f u s i n g a d u l t world, a l t h o u g h in A P r a y e r for m y S o n , t h e r e is only one m a j o r child c b a r a c t e i ' . H o w e v e r , r e n d e r s of i h e J e r e m y t r i o u i l l find o n c e i n u r e . W n l p o l e ' s i n i m i t a b l e p o r t r a y a l of b o y h o o d in J o h n Fiiwcus, a s t h e heir ( t h o u g h i l l e g i t i m a t e l y s o ) of S c a r f e Hull. J o h n , a - ii liny. Inis been s i g n e d o v e r t o his l a t h e r ' s fniiiily by In- m o t h e r , a b r i l l i a n t y o u n g VVOIOHII i n t e r e s t e d in h e r o w n w o r l d , t h e c l e v e r i n t e r n a l iuiinl s o c i e U of ( i e n e v a , In h e r g r i e f nl t h e loss of J o h n ' s f a t h e r . Rose d o e - in it r e a l i z e h e r l o w for h e r s o n , unci g l a d l y r e l i n q u i s h e s nil legal c l a i m s . That she a f t e r w a r d s r e g r e t s llii- hu-lv d e c i s i o n is Ihe b a s i s of tin- plot. Y o u n g Jnhn'i- life is a q u i e t , u n e v e n t f u l u n c i be r n a n i s t h e L a k e c o u n t r y w i t h h i - l u l o r . mid phi v* o c c a s i o n a l l y with a n e i g h b o r ' s s o n . l i n g e r , w h o m lie idolizes, H o w e v e r , a s i d e from Roger, lie rciilh h u e no o n e . n e i t h e r h i - g r a n d f a t h e r , Colonel Fiiweli*; hi»piu»ter Aunt J u n e ; In.- l u l o r . Michael liriglnuiM': um I he m o t h e r w h o m he h a s nevei seen. l i e is a n u n e m o t i o n a l child, q u i e t l y h a p p y in lie- r a t h e r o p p i v - ing on\ ii<iiiini'iii uf h i - h o m e . C o m p l i c a t i o n s e n s u e w h e n Ihe Colonel liskw Hose In visit I h e f a m i l y ; w h e n s u d d e n l y a w a k e n e d iiiaterniil love r n i i - e - Rose in d e t e r m i n e to m a k e her g a i n l he h u e ol Inn - o n . a n d m a k e h i m h e r - w h a t e v e r t h e cost ; ninl when Michael full- in love with Rose, d e s p i t e t h e ilill'erenee in t h e i r a g e s . T h e h a t r e d of Aunl J a n e , vv ho iidored John'-, I'Mther, h e r b r o t h e r ; mill t h e clirinsil \ of t h e n e i g h b o r h o o d c o n c e r n i n g Rose'™ slatiiB in ( h e family . roiii 11 In it i' i n i In' p h i t . Wlllpole- D o r o t h y H a n e r is i n c h a r g e of t h e junior stunt. Those in t h e c a s t Include: Betty Appeldoorn, Marion Hall, M a r i o n Risnet, D o r o t h y C a i n , R i c h a r d C a i n , R i c h a r d Cox, M a r j o r i c Crist, Elizabeth Daniels, Janet Dibble, Norma Dixon, Herbert Drooz, Muriel Goldberg, Harold H a v o c s , Leslie K n o x , C h a r l o t t e L i b man, Jean Liehenstein, Mildred N i g h t i n g a l e , L i z e t t c P a r s h a l l , Stella Sampson, Marion Shaw, dean Shaver, Ursula Tetrault, Sally Whelan, Sophie Wolzok, Grace Yorkey, L u c i l l e Z a k , a n d Florence. Z u b r e s . T h e s t u n t of the class of 1939 will be d i r e c t e d b y C h a r l e s S h a f e r . The following sophomores a r e in t h e cast: C h r i s t i n e Ades, B e t t y Maker, M y n d e r t C r o u n s e , C h a r l e s lOttinger, R e x f o r d F i n s t e r , F a y F o r n i a n , Virginia Furey, Virginia Hall, Edward Melanson, dean Strong, and Marjoric Willi. The freshmen stunt will lie directed by R o b e r t K a r p e n . T h e east includes: Jerry Ewing, Eleanor P r a t t , Harriet Sprague, Max Sykes, K a y S m i t h , M i l d r e d J e n k i n s , liculah Gilford, Lorraine Smith, Beatrice S h u f e l t , R i t a S u l l i v a n , F l o r e n c e Harrows, lsabclle Ramel, Roger Moran, S t e w a r t S m i t h , a n d Lloyd K e l l y . T h e j u d g e s for t h e s t u n t s a r e : M r . C l a u s e n , i n s t r u c t o r in science, Miss W a l l a c e , a s s i s t a n t p r o f e s s o r of Latin, and Professor Adam Walker, h e a d of t h e economics d e p a r t m e n t . T h e decision of t h e j u d g e s will lie a n n o u n c e d in t h e P a g e hall g y m nasium during the dance. us a l w a y s , hi- ino.-| d i s t i n c t i v e lei 'liniqiie, I in pi HI mil or n o t , each p a r t i c i p a n t in t h e s t o r y is s k o l c l m d , In b l o w n c o n v e r s a t i o n a n d by t h e a u t h o r ' - d e s c r i p t i o n , ,„, c a r e f u l l y mnl a c c u r a t e l y t h a t e a c h s e e m s ,i n e i g h b o r . T h e y a r e i m p o r t a n t in t h e i r w a y a s t y p e s , vol each is u n m i s t a k a b l y un i n d i v i d u a l . In J a n e t t h e r e a d e r sees Ihe whole t r a g e d y of s p i n s t e r h o o d ; in I he clergy man, Ruckstiuw, t h e uneonvelil loiinl yri IlltuUOllier likable ma a of t h e c h u r c h , T h o u g h t h e plol srciiis over worked mnl s l i g h t l y mi p r o b a b l e in s p o t s , I he a m el is n e v e r t h e l e s s well mut'Utud a n d very r o u d u b l e . in.liege. Itndrei vv i nl Flashes J a n e Srhweiviiiiia, ',;:i I- Ihe newest pledglilig al I'-i Ham And al Sigma Vlplui Alice llai rows, '.';7. Chi Sig news a- u n h Ihe an iinlilicenicnt of rcceiv ing into hiiai.i • try m e m b e r s h i p , M . u \ W h i l e , '::;i Need I I here \s keep m. SUV IHure'' mul e the lllshill' hi clellll, No, ...a v Vlllls. except gills. No Smoking at Entrances The c a l a p l l S cullllllissilill, headed bv llnberl M/ictiregur, ',17, requests t h a i .sliideni.s should imi smoke on I lie p e r i s t y l e s ur at the e n t r a n c e s In llm college. as the I'M Ham , , , he still \ I' VV -, Went l u pl'l also lliev M l n, that one piirciiin was a little im|,.ci.,ive r e g a u l i n g il raincoat in a |,,,-i session , , . he also has been deinc, a little lirsl a d e " " H i in Ihe .,minimis of a Ilium h o u r • • • il "iii-sl be thai t h e u n d e r c l a s s e n t e r t a i n e d nml c u t o r t n i n e r s a r e still a f r a i d in the d a r k , or should be uc cording !o the coniuiciils on t h e s u b 'bied l i g h t s nl F r i d a y ' s r e c e p t i o n a n d " " ' morrow of our nlory i„ | | , „ | \f •\" u wunl a ' h a m ' s a n d w i c h , g o lo ' ' " i ' l e s k i l l , . . I in,.HH win, , s ,.,j,| | | , j r t | " I f a n y o n e sees „ mad d „ g , breen him a r o u n d , " T H E MAN O F S T A T E STATE COLLEGE NEWS, OCTOBER 23, 1936 Page 3 One of this Smiling Quintet Will Reign Over Campus Day Activities Canute's Corner Fall Season Tussle. Tour. Terror. Rain Campus Day . C. N . M . II. r. c. O u r l i t t l e C u t h b e r t i a n a n e c d o t e of last week seems to h a v e gone almost unheeded. A h a n g o v e r from former d o l d r u m s of p a r t i c i p a t i o n w a s t h i s week's intramural gaming. One c o m p l e t e half dozen a n s w e r e d the call of t h e h o g h i d e T u e s d a y a f t e r noon. Into the valley behind the d o r m i t o r y s t r o d e t h e s e six, a n d i n t o their midst was t h r o w n a football over which they struggled unto weariness. J a s o n t h e j e e r e r , ever t h e b u g a b o o of coop r a t i o n , s m i l e d at this. A n d have you h e a r d about the S c o t c h m a n who c o m m i t t e d suicide? A f t e r s a v i n g all his m o n e y for a r a i n y d a y , he moved to A l b a n y — an a p p r o p r i a t e s e n t i m e n t for our would-be hikers! Don't snicker, yon T u r a a n s of M . A . A . ! We'll have a c h a n c e to prove o u r m e t t l e on Sat u n l a y , O c t o b e r .'II. W o r d conies from t h e clay c o u r t s t h a t F l o r e n c e l l n b c r c r , '39, lias retained her title—congratulations Flo! D o r o t h y M a c L e a n , '.'ID, h a s been elected reporter to the Athletic F e d e r a t i o n of College W o m e n N e w s L e t t e r by O.A.A. c o u n c i l . line to the d e l a y in t h e final election of II niuiiuger of women's athletics by the t'resliiuuii class, Council h a s uppiiintod F r a n c e s F i e l d , '•In, to l a k e c h a r g e of Hie I'rosb women in t h e a t h l e t i c e v e n t s of Campus day. T h e hockey g a m e t o m o r r o w s h o u l d lie il spectacle worth watching. I'l'lictice sessions have shown a d r i v i n g spirit of c o o p e r a t i o n a m o n g the f r e s h m e n , while t h e s o p h o m o r e s have several o u t s t a n d i n g s l u r s . The j u n i o r s iiinl s e n i o r s can be e x p e c t e d to f u r n i s h their teani-iiiutes with Hie s u p p o r t of older a n d m o r e experienced players. A g e n e r a l s u r v e y of t h e f a i r m e m bers of t h e class of '-111 gives t h e m an a . h a u l a g e over t h o s e of '.'l!l in ihe m a t t e r of height mill b r a w n I,uih v a l u a b l e a s s e t s in t h e p u s h b a l l contest. I l u w e v e r , it '« the s p i r i t of Ih. t h i n g thai c o u n t s , nnd intellig e n c e may prevail over s l i e i i g l h . Winn a s o u l - r e n d i n g g r i n d a w a i t * t h e ( a m p i n d n \ bull |Mi-liri-. N'n picnic, thi'ir ufti'i'iio'm. I t ' s Mul a itiiiiiiiv c h o r e I " r-truin timid vicious lUlti-enlisti'iiillliii'Ilt o v e r tin' s p a c e iif a |j\i' m i n u t e eluikker. Tin' s e n i o r s i ceall w il li f i n k i n g - l o m u e l i ~ . etc.. IIIIM l i t t e r e d I he liiu M nl'ti'l' I lit' initial set in with I hi' adamant s p h e r e . I •'. i i i i- I'uiil a m i I'mil i- I'air ill I hi- II,n . e\cepl -iniirl ! ini-. The coaching course now has a regular scheduled hour. Coach H a t lield is Ihe i n s t r u c t o r ; 207, the r o o m ; a n d T u e s d a y a n d T h u r s d a y at 10:10, the hour. About thirty-five juniors and seniors are attending. TimmaHarrington. \l \ \ lie-id. h a s inilictiti'il I lull lie 11:i- a jM-i jn'l ii;iI liulic i ii |iick. a \ i ' In g r i n d , a m i I liiirj In -i nil' w ii Ii any I hill", a m body . el c, | | ' c\ rii ha - ti mi mi' tnr him -rll'. w In Ii n i l ci - I h i - clia I u e l e l i-l if til hi-. T h e m i g r a t i o n of I h e l a d y d i l l s t r a d d l e r s w a s w a s h e d o u l , but i h e y will be off a w e e k from t o m o r r o w on a second a t t e m p t . S o m e of t h e girls p l a n to m a k e t h e t r i p in b u s s e s . An a p p r e h e n s i o n — w e fear a b a s h ing over t h e h e a d from a h o c k e y s l i c k in t h e h a n d s of s o m e fair but offended m a i d e n . Graduates to Attend " Old Clothes " Party Tin lirsl i»l' a - i n . ' , iif social event* I'm the g r a d u a t e s t u d e n t s MI' Stale college will I"' nil ""Ii clothes ' ' 11;111 v mi riiuriiilfiy, al S:(MJ o'clock in I InI.ullage i,r R i c h a r d s o n hall. I'nillilie Mel 'uniiiek ami \'\\ mi I ' r i t c h u r d alt' I'U ehnil men nl' the |inrl,V, which will |iruviilt' an o|i|iori unit v t'nr till' g n u l s In gel uripiuiiilcd. Al lltHll (I'chiek the merry milkers will iiinve t h e i r t e n t s In I lie <'(minions, until JL','00 o ' c l o c k . T H E F I V E N O M I N E E S FOR Q U E E N . T o p row. left t o r i g h t : R e a La G r u a , V i r g i n i a S t o e l , ml E l i z a b e t h M o r r o w ; h o t l o n i row. Alice A l l a r d ami E l s a S m i t h . O n e of t h e c a n d i d a t e - will lie i|ii."'ii. .niil t w o will lie lid Senior nt li'tldllllts, I'lmliin hi/ runi'lrsjl "f Tilitrx-I 'iiiiiii, Harriers to Meet Delhi Aggies, Bard The State li'lllll college journeys In cross c o u n t r y Delhi Inlllol'l'OW whole al II rim ii 'elni'k tlie.V e n g a g e Ihe huri'''crs of the Ilellii A JJ He III llinil school season, ill Ihe llecol'dillg lil'Sl III lllcel of Kilw'llid Ihe Ul'V mil.Is, ','l.S, maiiagi r. A trial run was c o n d u c t e d T o e s day In ileli'Mnine I lit' seven m e m b e r s of | he M|ii;nl who w ill m a k e Ihe t r i p . A week I'n.iii tin T i m , a similarly rliiiscii septet " i l l i u w l In \llllllll .1,-1 Ii- Ii, lesl tile I'llilllllllll-e nl' I lie Haul i . i l l c : . ' le.-iui. Tim-e who will malic Ihe h i p In I i, tin a r c : J o s e p h I h'Jdismi, lltirnhl llawios, mul Kdwnrd Key mil.Is, juniors; ,lames .loiiimoii, Walter Kuss, mul A nth.my Wilc/.y n.-ki, sophiuiioics: nml Frank Hickman, 'in. Social I ill ri mi I muni Science club Ki'hiliniis will ronilucl mul ils lirsl m e e t i n g on Wodiiortduy, al I till u ' c l u c k ill room I'd of Kirlmrilsiiii hull. The A l u m n i Resilience Hulls will r i i l e r l a i n I lie men s t u d e n t s of the college „l an nil " A l l S t u t e " open lldU.se t o n i g h t lit 11:1111 o'clock ill t III' lllglt' Klllllll. .Norma Hi\..n a m i Molly D o w l i n g , junior*, a i e en eliuirincii of ihe alVuir, which is, planneil to ai'ipuiiiil the men ol' SI ale wit Ii the ({ills Ii* illg in Ihe r e s i d e n c e halls. I'or once, I he mules will I'ol'ui u m a j o r i t y a l t h o u g h -.mil.• .me liumli'i'd ami lif'ty g i r l s w ill l.c in ;111 c1111,'1111 i• T h e p u r h will lie s t r i c t l y a " n o d a l e ' ' a Hair al least, u n t i l you ({el I Int a- T h e r e » ill not be II Hour show. Al the last house uicclint,', M i l d r e d Kino,, '.III, was elected I r e u s u r e r of I lie Residence hulls. Marcin D r o w n , ' i n , WHS elected s e c r e l u r v , Courtsters of 1940 Commence Practice I'l'ticlice It was i n c o r r e c t l y s t a t e d in thu freshman handl.iiok that Marjorie Tyineson, '.'17, is president of Alp.'m Hho sorority. Marjorie Kelley, '.'17, is t h e p r e s i d e n t and Miss Tymosoii is v i c e - p r e s i d e n t . for this y e a r ' s basket on 11 li'iiiii toiler III. on A ppi'oxiiii.'ilely iiotipln l . s a re begun the I'nge u hall score tak iny freshman Monday, n of ()c colll'l. hopeful II iiig ill it. T h e opeiiin;; d a y ' s prilcliee cousisle.l nl - rand' m e|iui/ed Im -kel I'lllse ill 11 ij ' p i n g and or shoiil illg. T h e height a v e r a g e of I lie sipilld is low, I.lit t h e i r llcetness ol' fool shimld i|ii much In (ift'rtel this handicap, T h e lirsl n a m e of the season will lie p l a y e d N o v e m b e r -ii, when the yellow ami while liuigle with Milne 11 i^> Ii school. Th.inias H a n i n g l o n , '.'17, is conch iiig the y e a r l i n g s , (it-urge M a l l i n s o u , '.'IN, is McKeon, Kelley Heads Alpha Rho To Have Meeting The Dorm Will Entertain College Men Tonight lllllllllgor, 'in, is while .assistant Joseph manager, Freshmen reporting Monday were: II. T a y l o r , l(. Fuirliiinks, ,1. Moore, N. Dc'.Nccf, W, Valley. A. I'llibhs, S. (Ireemviitild, .1. tjuiuil, W, S i m moms, I., Relycll, I.. Kelly, M. Sykcs, K. l l a s e i , II. I . i ' t w l t , Ii llu.sai'lier, W. Kraiueiil, I,. Halo),', W. H u r l e r , IJ. D i c k s o n . Club Will Attempt Student Mobilization The S t a t e College I ' e a c e c l u b , one of S l a t e ' s newer c l u b s , p l a n s to make the s t u d e n t body peace conI'iollS. The c l u b ' s lirsl e l l o i l will be in i h e form of mi A r m i s t i c e D a y iiiobili/iitioa. S t u d e n t s a r e well a c i j u a i n t e d w i t h A r m i s t i c e D a y , but t h e y know l i t t l e of the meaning of mobilization. S t a t e College h a s long liuen i g n o r a n t of t h i s p r a c t i c e which h a s found favor on many other rumpuses. M o b i l i z a t i o n c o n s i s t s of a m e e t i n g of s t u d e n t s wilh one c o a u n o i i i n t e r est, fur the p u r p o s e of a r o u s i n g t h e a t t e n t i o n of o t h e r p o t e n t i a l e n t h u s i asts and a u g m e n t i n g the enthusiasm of the o r i g i n a t o r s . Page 4 STATE COLLEGE NEWS, OCTOBER 23, 1936 Varied Events Have Made Up Campus Days in Past Years On October 23, 1920, State college had " a real get-together on the college campus for a day of sport" under the direction of tho Physical Education club. Included in the events were a cross-country run for men, obstacle races, tug-o'-war, potato races, and a basketball game. At night there was a sing followed by dancing, with music, furnished by the Milne High orchestra. This was the first annual Campus day. The first campus queen was crowned in 1P22, when other features included somersault racing and a bizarre relay of Eskimo-walking and elephant-tunning. This first queen, a member of Myskania, as all but three of her successors have been, was attended by five girls in long white robes with Greek headdresses of their class colors, and was crowned with a coronet of autumn leaves. Stunts were given for tho first time this year, too. In 1023, the scheme of things revolved around a circus in the gymnasium. All the class stunts were molded along these lines, each being an act in the circus. Clowns tilled in tin; gaps. In 1924, the highlight of the day was a football game with Colgate freshmen. State scored a moral victory only, according to tho ' N E W S , ' the score being 33-0 in favor of Colgate. Campus day has seen many changes since Myskania took it under its wing in 1021. The years 1028-30 were so well-attended that it became -necessary to issue tickets for admittance. Last year, in accordance with an amendment to the constitution, Campus day was transferred to the control of student council who will supervise it this year, OPTICIANS. FREDETTE'* Hop to the Senior Hop in a New Waldorf Tuxedo or Full Dress Second in series of Little Books About Big Subjects, in which Dr. Hutchison has a part. TO HIRE Order from Harvey Clark, Student Mail DRESS SHIRTS—COLLARS AND TIES, ETC. See "BOB" MARGISON, '37 At the ANNEX You'll find the very best Ice Cream in Town WAGAR'S ttion. Waldorf NEW VOTERS—AND OLD GET FACTS BEFORE NOV. 3 For the daily snack For parties large and small WALDORF TUXEDO COMPANY 482 Broadway Opp. Post Office 2nd Floor Phone 4-5011 Bill's Barber Shop De Luxe 62 Robin Street Specializing in Men's Haircutting $.35 Wilhelm Streck, Prop. EAT AT JOHN'S LUNCH Dinners 25£ and up Delicious Sandwiches and Sundaes 7:30 A.M.—11:00 P.M. Opp. the High School Dial 3-1913 Geo. D. Jeoney, Prop. Boulevard Cafeteria and Qrill 198-200 CENTRAL AVENUE ALBANY, N. Y. ;OMPlETfc OPTICAL StRVtOE 0 ... that's the whaleman's signal for a smoke And on land and sea, from coast to coast... with millions of smokers, men and women... when they take time out to enjoy a cigarette it's "Smoke-O . . . pass the Chesterfields" Chesterfields are milder... and what's more they've got a hearty good taste that leaves a man satisfied. ok. £ 1936, Uoom & Mms 'Iutu><,u> Co. v/ everywhere