ANNUAL JUNIOR PROM State College News NEW YORK STATE COLLEGE FOR TEACHERS Vor.. X L N o , 1!) FKIDAV, PHI DELTA CHAPTER OF NATIONAL GROUP Leads FKIIIUMUV I, M)27 Junior President 10 cgnta pet' copy, M.00 per year Headed Juniors In '24 Unites With Sororities In Four Leading Universities In Country 250 COUPLES WILL ATTEND GALA NIGHT David Meyerhof Orchestra To Play For Dancing; Nine Until Two NINA HANDY IS PRESIDENT MISS Committee To Extend Society Into Colleges Headed CURTIS, CHAIRMAN Favors For Women Are Vanity Cases And For Men Are By B i s l a n d , ' 2 5 Bill F o l d s Phi Delta sorority ft I Stale College has united with organized groups in About 251) couples will allend Ihe four other leading universities throughout junior Prom which will.be tonight in ihe the country to form the nucleus of a naI'en Eyck hotel ballroom. This is the tional sorority, This sorority has the Ijulii event of ihe junior social year, distinction of being the first Protestant David Meyerhof.-, so, en-piece orchesnational sorority at Stale College, tra will play for dancing from nine 'till The Alpha chapter, had its beginning two, Refreshments will be served durin I92-) under the name of Alpha Delia OtiilrfOsyilifion i iilnii ing Ihe iiiiermis.ion. There will be Albany Evening News Oinieroii and was recognized by Presieigln dances in each half, dent A. R, llruhacber oil November II Courtesy A funny Evening NOWH Cl.AKKNCK Nl-ll'IIKW The favors for the male guests arc 11 A. |I-:,\\SI-:,N' of that year as a State College sorority, pin seal leather bill folds with gold P I T H G, Mourn-. In the spring of 1926 the name of the lips, T h e women guests will receive sorority was changed to Phi Delta. Dr, gold vanity boxes containing powder, Brubachcr, Miss Alice T, Hill; head of rouge, lip-slick, perfume and coin slols. the Spanish department, and Professor O n y one favor will be distributed lo and Mrs, Clifford A, W'oodard of the each couple. biology department lire honorary memPresident and Mrs. A R. Ilriibaihcr, bers of the chapter, Nina Handy is Dean and Mrs. \V. | | , Melzler, Dean president. Anna E. Pierce. Miss Fl irence E, Winchell, Miss Mary Grahn Professor ami The extension of the organization into (i. M, York and 0 ficli Rutherford other colleges is being carried on by a Girls Will Go As "Stags" With Miss Grahn, English Instructor, Francis Griffin, President In Mrs. Baker will be diaper, nccommittee headed by lithe! Bisland, '25. And Jensen, Presidnt, Privilege Of Cutting Tin's committee has succeeded-in annexSophomore Year, Victim Chrissie Curtis is general' chairman W i l l Speak In On Dances ing to the Alpha chapter a Beta chapfor prom assisied by music chairman. Of Frosh Prank ter at New York university, a Gamma Darnel Parklitii'sl; favors, Margaret chapter at the University of California, "Junior Tun dance tomorrow will be Moon - ; programs, Dorothy T e r r e il, " reJunior luiu'iieoii, i me of (lie triclly The 2(i7 juniors who entered Slate a Delta chapter at Hunter college, and a siriclly junior affair," Chrissie Curtis, junior affairs of the• week-end ire.diinenis, Elizabeth S t r o n g ; 'ollege September 12, 192-1, have had Patricia O'Counell; ehapcroiics, house; an Epsiloii chapter fit the University of in H o t e l ' f e n Doris '28, chairman of junior week-end affairs, I'arierl experiences and uniform success, Arnold; Mowerand taxis, Grace Cincinnati, • Eyck, Saturday, has announced. Fliey were welcomed heartily as the first Hooper; dislributii n, Florence P oiler; February 5, al Although ii i Hot leap year, the girls I2:-I5 o'clock. if the annual "Unconditional Classes.' floor, Francis Griffin, The juniors attending and their guesis M iss M ;i r y for tin- most |pari will ,140 "stag," and I hey entered under a new system of arc: Chrissie Curl i s , Grove N.T-'cr Grahn, instructor she.v have tin privilege of cutting in on irieiit.iiion, That is, they became ac- Colgate university; Clara Hagey, Norill English, and the dances. ihc ('ollege, classmates, man Adams, Albany; Eva Dietz Shu Richard A, Jensen, planned witn What the other juniors will wear to "The gymnasium will he Oct (|ecorale< ( laren.-e Shu, Union; Elizabeth Phetlepresident of the md instructor! by a week of lectures ol Prom is a question in the minds of place, Richard LaTourrettc, Syracuse junior class, will the class colors and banners, sororily ulv.ee. every girl in the class of '28, The university; Virginia Higgins, Kenneth speak. Gilbert Ga\s freshmen, they proved ilicir adher- foster, R, p , | . Kthel Van Eniburgh, Ninvs has undertaken to satisfy their banners and palms," said Goldcna Pills, nong, '28, will give : e in College iradiiion, by discarding Robert Browning, feminine curiosity. chairman of decorations, New York; Ruth the history of the over-size Ircslunair bullous provided Lane, Mack Jaiiizeu, Lafayette univerRuth Pane, who starred in "Deirdre 1 ' The orchestra of David Meyerhof will junior class, durl i i i i i t i s E. Griffin iiy '27. Clarence Nephew was elected sity; l.enore Hutchison, Caird Higgins, will wear jade green georgette. ing its freshman play both al Prom and the Tea dance. .hiss president and with the aid of other Ruth Moore will wear a black chiffon Tea service will be supplied by the year al College. Goldcna Pills, '28, will freshman athletes proceeded to form a P. P. I.; Ruth G, Mo ire, Richard Parvelvet period frock. stow, Union university; Ruth Kelley, various sororities and houses, and re- review the activities of the class of '28 winning basketball learn. They also Edward Vreeland, Chestnut Hill acaHelen Klady's frock is of white geor- freshments will be lea, punch, cake, lints, during its sophomore year. Margaret gette, trimmed with ostrich feathers anil Moore, '28, will speak of (he achieve- pulled the varsity team out of the mud. demy; Helen k'hidv, Addison Sims and minis. On March 13, 1925, (hey visited the Seattle; Evelyn BaCU, Harry Briggs; rhiuestoncs, The following of the faculty will pour ments during the junior year, and Emily P.thel Van Emhurgh will appear in a lea: Miss Elizabeth I). Anderson, Mrs. Williams, '28, will give the class sophomores al soiree, disconnected the Margaret Stoulenburgh, Harold Lamlighting system and made away with the bertson, Schenectady; Alice Goodeile* green taffeta period frock. prophecy. Queciie lloman Paust, Miss Mary Ruth Kelley, who played the part of Urahu, Miss Kthel lluyck, Miss Mary Marjorie Young, '28, is general chair- banner. Francis Griffin was chosen the Walter Benedict, R. P. J.; Goldcna Pills, Gilbert Gahong; Doris Crosby, Frank Naisi in "Deirdre'' will wear black geor- Elizabeth Cobb, Miss man for the luncheon. T h e chairmen for sophomore president, Corinne 'I Next year's freshmen were inclined Phear, R . P . f.; Mildred Gabel, I.. A gette, trimmed with gold. the various committees a r e : Kalhcrinc Miss leanetla Wright am )r. Can Nancy Morgan, the sprightly Lady Croasdale. Sax ton, '28, pr< 'grams; Dorothy labic, lo be playful. They even Iried to break Quinii, R. P. (.; Be.itrice Gaughan, ElY'iolelta of "The Knave of Hearts" will '28, decorations; Harriet Parkin.)!-.1 , '28, up the Get-Wise parly, October 16, by mer Clarkson, T r o y ; Mabel Peterson, kidnapping "Griff," (he sophomore presi- Bridgeport, Conn., Richard Jensen; Pawear black crepe dc chine, tulle trimmed. house committee dent, leaving him on a road outside of tricia O'Counell, Georre Weber, Albany; Rosaiyn Chapman's frock is orchid \lbany. Much lo their surprise, "Griff" Marian Rich, William Hausmau, Algeorgette, , soon walked into the "mental torture bany; Aniline Foster, G. Rankin, ScheHarriet Parkhurst will wear pink nectady; Grace Hooper. I:'.. Youngs, ST. session'1 in the auditorium. georgette, December 16 marked the superiority of Stephen's college.; U n a Johnson,'William Hclly Strong will .wear embroidered '28 over '29 in Ihe iuterclass gym meet. Taylor, New Y o r k ; Betsy Miller, Haryellow georgette. March 12 came soiree, but no frosh; old Davison, N e w a r k ; Viola Blanche,' Chrissie Curtis, chairman of junior : Chrissie Curtis, '28, chairman of Prom since the annual soiree banner rush had Leon Murilow, Tribes Hill. week-end, will wear white satin crepe. committee, finds it no easy task to have Funeral rites were performed over the been prohibited, April' 16 was another Virginia Higgins' frock is light green ail the burden and blame put on her Representatives from the other classes crepe hack satin. shoulders, According- to Miss Curtis the coffin of Miss Alice Gooding of the biol- sixteenth of the mouth which recalls a and their guests include Florence HudPlorence Potter will wear wine velvet most troublesome things have been the ogy department last night at the post- sophomore triumph. On ibis day, '29 son, '27, Morris Slack, Albany; Anne discontent over one favor for Prom and exam jubilee in (lie gym. Her death bowed in defeat to the superior "gift of Stafford, '29, John Gainor, Albany Meditrimmed with silver cloth. the complaint that the favors for the was caused by overwork in correcting gab" of '28, who had won the debate! cal college; Hazel Powker, '29, Mark junior men and junior girls are not examination papers of unwise students, Thai evening '28 gave a parly to '26, Pringlc, R. P . I . ; Nina 1 -lands-, '27, Robequally good. "Contrary lo belief (lie it was disclosed al (lie inquest sister class. May 22, the sophs amassed ert Kibhe, Union college; Evelyn Belfavors are really equal in value," stated Professor George M. York, head of more points in the iuterclass rivalry by linger, '26, Edward Shtimachor, Union Miss Curtis. However, as a result of the commerce department, entertained winning the track meet from the frosh, college; Helen Stone, '2'), Robert Danthis controversy, there is a sudden rise ^vilh songs. A stunt was put on by largely the work of Leah Cohen, June ker, Williams college; Eleanor Welch. in the popularity of the Slate College Professor Adna W, Risley head of the 3 the lug-of-war was I heirs. Victory in '29, Sidney Peckard, Williams college: Mildred Scheihie, '30. died men. Every girl now wants to ask a history department. This stunt included song the night of Moving-Up day capped Thelma Temple, '27, Carl Godlewska. suddenly at her h o m e in Oneida, St.ate man lo Prom in order lo gel a ill its cast Coach Rutherford Raker, in- ihe climax. The iuterclass struggle was Warsaw, Poland; Lois Dunn, '27, Earl T u e s d a y afternoon, a c c o r d i n g to vanity case, Abbott, Schenectady; Helen Montgoma telegram received by M r s . structor in physical education; Ralph won by '28. Kimball, her house mother. MilThe junior year was started by guiding ery, '27, Thomas Fallon, ' 2 9 ; Ruth' Silly questions are in line with the Heaver, mathematics instructor; and Prownell of the education de- the freshmen along Ihe faculty "deceiv- Bates, '29, Robert Shillingiaw, '29; F dred finished her examinations trials of a chairman, Miss Curtis re- Dr. S, M. Friday and went h o m e Friday lates, "Some one rushes up lo me and partment . ing line," October 22 the juniors for- Marie Towuscnd, '27, Carlton Moose, night, At that time she had a whispers 'Can I bring my brother lo The jubilee is held annually under Ihe mally welcomed the frosh. On October '27; Cornelia Williams, '27, LaVcrne Rrom?' Another person wants to know auspices of Myskania. Hilda Sarr, '27, 2,3 an object-lesson in junior superiority Carr, '29; Clara Tenny, '27, * "Harold slight cold, but thought it nothif one is allowed lo come stag lo Prom was general chairman, assisted by Kath- was given byi winning (lie prize for the Baiimes, Union; Ethel Tenny, '26, A j ing serious, S h e has hail heart since il is allowed to come stag lo the leen Doughty, '28, chairman of cnier- best campus' day stunt. December 10, lluir Jones, U n i o n ; Elizabeth Fulvcr, '29, trouble ever since she was in Tea dance. Others want to know how laiiimeni; refreshment chairman, Mar- those of '28 defeated the mighty senior! Raymond Clark, Colgate; Ethel Oshigh school, said Mrs, Kimball. long the reception line will stand so lhal jorie Sceger, ' 2 8 ; music, Helen Slone, in debate, February -t, the junior class boiirne, '27, James Baker, Schenectady; Mildred, w h o w a s 19 years old, they can come late and avoid it. A '27 \ arrangements, Winifred Van Salis- published their own issue of the NKWS, Marion Carter, '30, Joseph Smith, Alr o o m e d with Mildred J o h n s o n , fiiyorlte question has been 'What are the bury, Ml); publicity, Ruth W a d s , '0.7; adding lo ihe other events of junior bany; Nona Powers, MO, John Kelly, '29, at 186 W e s t e r n avenue, 1 (Pair* 6 Column 1) favors going lo be?' " decorations, Florence Potter, '28, week; prom, luncheon, and lea-dance, DANCE TOMORROW JUNIOR LUNCHEON IS '28 HAS UNDERGONE FOR JUNIORS ONLY TOMORROW, 12:45 VARIED EXPERIENCES GIRLS WILL WEAR 'mat RAINBOW COLORED DRESSES AT PROM TASK OF CHAIRMAN OF PROM, NOT ROSY PERFORM FUNERAL CURTIS, '28 LEARNS RITES FOR GOODING AT EXAM JUBILEE MILDRED SCHEME, '30 DIED TUESDAY AT HOME STATU C O U M E NEWS. FBBltTMBY 4, 1027 Stale College News ' • KSTAHMSIIKH nv nit, CLASS or 1918 The Umlorgrncltinle Newipaper of Now York Slnlo College for Teiichen THE NEWS EBWIM V A N KLEKCK BOARD ,.,,.,.,,,., Uditor'in-CMef Ki(p|>n Delta Rho Home, West 'IJM HF.I.KN 7AMHERMAN,, • ,,,,,,... Ihisiness 8B8 Madison Avonito, West iM-tl VIRGINIA HIGOINS Managing Manager Editor 5B0 Washington Avcmio, West 2000-J SARA BARKI.KV , Associate Managing Editor 59 So, Mke Avenue, West 1G9S-J TIIFXMA TfiMi'l.B. lUNION EDITORS .Subscription Manager I'sl Clamma Home, 2752 R U T HWest KKU,KY KATIILKKN Dot'ofrtV MARV LANOOON MtMIRKIl CiAIIFX HUTir G, MOORE KATHARINE SAXTON DOROTHY WATTS f-Ki.A V A N SCIIAICK FRANCIS, GRIFFIN VIRGINIA HIGOINS A&FXAtDF, HOt.MSTKR A N N P . HOI-ROYD Vol, X I , No, 10 Friday, February i, 1027 STATE COLLEGE IS POWDERING HER NOSE THE JUNIOR PROM MEN! THRILLS! , Minerva will get another thrill of a life time this weekcud seeing so many men around. State College will have to brush tip and powder her nose in honor of the hig event, Girls I a man! Isn't he good looking! Yes, dear soul, he is good looking, and so are all the rest of them, "Who arc you bringing?." "Him." "Oh!" arid with an understanding smile, "great!" Prom, like Christmas comes just often enough to make it attractive. t + * + * * * + Soft lights, music, flowers—•chaperons I WE P A I D , N O W LET US D A N C E DOWN WITH QUEEN CARE A period of great stress and strain over, we emerge, weak, but apparently triumphant. Whether or not our metal proved strong enough id resist the acid test of examinations, we do not know, at least we try not to think of It. And so we dance, laugh, make merry, all in a mad effort to forget, cover up our real emotions, and to show the stent faced world we don't care. Isn't this typical of the life of today? Strain, physical, mental, moral, and then jazz, head-splitting, life-giving jazz—something, anything to divert, to relieve, and to cover tip, Must we have tip's camouflage, this nutlet of our excess nervous energy which has been accumulating drop by drop through those tense weeks preceding and during exams? Is this life? Are we but children, receiving from the capable hands of Mother Nature a lesson winch we will use again and again in our lives? Or, are we merely carefree, fun-loving creatures, out for a good time, endeavoring to claim our own from the just, impartial hand of fate, who, seeing our past energies and attempts, wishes to compensate us for what ill reality was our duty? But why compensate? Must the scales always balance, gram for gram, ounce for ounce, pound for pound? "If you dance, you must pay," said our grandsircs, " W e paid, now let us dance," we reiterate with foolish sincerity. Come one, come all to the burial of Queen Care—Big celebration—Down with the fiend! Trample her under foot! Fire! blood! death! destruction! Once this malicious spirit is subdued—Calm! Rest! Peace! , . . O b ! Foolish children! If you hut knew how you .'""e deceived. This wilcy witch will allow herself to be submerged only for a short time—she will lie low, icady at the crucial time to strike. Beware, lest in your frenzy to make up for your recent trials, you but double your weakness and make yourself a fit prey for the torments and teasings of this treacherous Queen! TEACHERS' CIGARETTES (From Boston Transcript) "Applications for positions as teachers in the schools of Lynn will not be considered if it is known that the candidates smoke cigarettes. This, at least, is the way in which matters stand at present, following a vote of the school committee. At an earlier meeting the committee declined to adopt a recommendation of Mayor Bauer that teachers who smoked should be dismissed. It is an interesting situation. Apparently teachers who smoke, if they are already holding positions, may continue to indulge in cigarettes, but no teacher who smokes will train the young idea in Lynn if the school committee knows the awful truth. There arises a question of demand and supply. If the Lynn rule were to be of wide application, would there be enough of the non-smoking teachers to meet the demand? The habit of cigarette smoking among young people may be highly deplorable. There arc a good many people who think that it is. But the indications are that it is widespread. How many of the students in attendance at the itate normal schools are cigarette smokers in their own homes? To forbid smoking on the school premises ii one thing. To try to prevent it elsewhere is quite another, It may also be said of the action in Lynn that it puti a premium on deception. The honest teacher, willing to admit a fondness for the cigarette, is barred. The unscru • pulous gets the job and smokes when not within the range of the vigilant eyes of Lynn school committeemen, or where children may be turned into tattlers. There is, of course, new opportunity for the. activities of Paul Pry of larger stature, And probably the sale of cigarettes in the city of Lynn will not be diminished, It may be added that Ibis article is not a defense of cigarette smoking by schoolma'ams. It merely suggests that with a multitude of young people in the ranks of the smokers it is not the easiest task in the world to put the school teachers in a clan by themselves." LEGISLATION RESPECTING SALARIES FUTILE Albany High school women teachers who allege that they arc being discriminated against because of their sex in their salary in violation of the existing state law have made a legal appeal to the state education department. These teachers and the hundreds of others who supported the passage of the bill which made "equal pay for equal work" mandatory throughout the state were unquestionably sincere. But they have harmed the pay situation more than they have helped it, In general, the law has not raised the salaries of women Icachcrs, Where it is not being either Ignored or evaded, its result has been to lower the salaries of llie men teachers rather than to raise those of the women. The law is contrary to the economic principle of supply and demand, Such being true, its utility and advisability are doubtful, Certainly no one will deny that women teachers have a right to all the pay they can obtain and no one will deny them sympathy in well-chosen ways of getting it, It is true that women often fill positions as well or better than men, But to legislate that any group must receive as much or less or more salary than any other is untitle interference into local control by the stale. In the end these teachers will find that anything that helps raise any leaching salaries or to keep salaries raised will react to the good of the profession in general, But that has not been the result of the equal pay law. COLLEGE MORALS, WHAT AGAIN? Apparently going on the supposition that T h e Plastic Age represented college as it really is, Liberty is conducting a campaign to investigate the variety of charges it alleges arc being made against young men and women in colleges. Following arc examples of questions contained in a letter sent to various papers; [fnve social lifTnirs nt tlm college during llie pnst two yenrs been wet or dry? Is llqiioi' tnsy lo net on or near llie cnmpusr Ifnve you noticed n cliitnga In the iittitucln of the sliiilcnts lownnl tile social conventions? What proportion of the girls of your ticquiilMntiM will engage III (icUing parlies? Again the question of the morals of college students will be rehashed in the public print. . . . Such publicity will contain no fundamental criticism of our colleges and universities, Nothing will be said of standardizalion. Neither will it get at the real problems of higher education, .'licit as those of admittance and over emphasis of athletics, problems that undergraduates themselves are trying to help solve, Likewise neither will it indicate the inclination of many college students to treat with disrespect common "rah rah" tendencies, and instead, by means of honors courses, etc,, to place greater emphasis on (he fact (hat colleges primarily are institutions of higher learning. STUDENT PROTESTS, "DIVINE DISCONTENT" EDITOR, T H E IN'KWS: This College is full of complaint, according to the Iwo letters of discontent in last week's NEWS. It is a natural stale of "divine discontent I" The Y. W. ('. A. litis been making futile attempts at starting a student forum, such as the large colleges have, to represent stutle it opinions and activities, other than literary and journalistic, In place fif such a forum, supported by student thought, (he student body of our College prefers a multitude of lifeless clubs, supported by extracted dues. They groan because they must attend the meetings, be bored, and yet urged on by "tin cods" as one " '27 " gracefully expresses it. Of course, there is the advantage of one's' picture in the Bed! In view of too much outside, useless activity, and lack of social culture, which these social "clubs" fail to produce, and with the undemocratic sorority method of selecting the chosen few to partake of what social culture exists, who can fail to see that llie way out is to abandon these clubs. We should substitute in place of them ail organized student body, which will push the "dorm," and represent student activity and interests—such as a student forum. Then, with literary, and journalistic, artistic and dramatic, as well as religious representation, and a reorganized social life, Stale College may and can, take her place among the "modern" colleges. DOHOTIIV M. WATTS, '28, TEN YEARS AGO AT STATE COLLEGE From the files of the News for Feb, 7, 1917 "The meeting of College Club of January 12th was postponed, as the speaker, Professor York, was very anxious lo hear a lecture by Dr. Fosdick, who was a former classmate of his a t Colgate, Professor York will speak at the next meeting, the time of which will he announced later." ___Q "On Friday night State College will play one of the fastest New England College teams. Springfield, who will bo the opponent, recently was defeated by Dartmouth by only three points on Dartmouth's floor. Everybody should see this game," 0 "The College Department of H, E, will co-operate with the Times-Union this week in furnishing a judge for the letter writing contest on pure foods for housewives of this vicinity." O "All girls are delighted with the plan of the Girls A. A. to hold another of the popular gym frolics, The affair planned is to be something like a country circus and all members will come dressed in a rural costume," "The State College hpekey team won its first game this season on the Western avejiuc rink Saturday afternoon when it defeated the National Hockey club by a score of 2 to 1 " Make Your Program Attractive, Zajan Says llv BKUTIIA ZAJAN Last week we discussed the psychology nf iiivoluiuarv attendance al assembly. Unattractive programs were cited as another possible cause for I tic poor attendance at joint assemblies, Our aim is not lo provide an interesting program lor you. It is to give you lime to provide your own program, to inlcresl yourselves. A motion is idways in order for Herlha /.iil'.ui informal discussion on any subject of interest to you as a group representing our College. The chairman will do her best lo encourage arguments for both sides. Yon recall whai satisfaction you derived from your discussion and action in regard 10 the Slate Linn and in regard to personal announcements. Discuss the programs, what you can do to make them more attractive for yourselves, what speakers or what interests you would wish discussed by authorities, The efforts of Executive Council will be directed toward helping you obtain such authorities. We shall discuss college politics In the iiext issue of llie NKWH. Advance Prom Tip "Oh, Mr. Turble, I'm jusl awfully def'ghted to think I have this dance with .vim, Big brave men are so easy lo idolize, Weren't you selected for fullback on Hie All-American this year? You weren't? I thought it was you? o h it. was Mr, Worse, You say, . . . you almost won the croquet louriiainenl? Oh!" "I'm so glad you cut in Mr.—- Mr,— Mr, oh, yes, of course. Mr. Simp, or rather, M,r. Limp, How stupid of me, I do adore dancing with you. Big brave men are so easy— _.TT_ BASKETBALL CATCHERS DA, DA, DUMB! Co-ed; Wlins that? Player; That's a basketball net. Co-ed; Is it bard to catch them? —'ITN O B L E YOUTH "Yes, Dad, you may have the car tonight," said the son, generously, to his parent, —TT— TWO T R U E You were out 'neath the stars and the big round moon, When the sky was sharp and clear, And the motor purred a soft, low Thank Cod for the Junior Prom I croon It's something to talk about weeks in For the listening trees to hear. advance, It's somewhere to go where they'll let a There at your side, behind the wheel, dame dance, Sat the lad who ranked ace high, Somewhere to wear something decent Sure he did, and you told him so; for once, And, boy, what an awful lie! Somewhere that won't smack of (iuals _ •ITand Hunks. N O MORE WORRYIN' Somewhere to show off the latest in men, Kiiid professor disseminating infor Or to meet a new necklie and fall hard inatioii on Hie contents of the exam: again. "It would be well lo learn all those Lord, how I'm tired of eight ileus and (lotos given in class and all rpiestions such, based on the text, You are also hrld Fed up on cramming—much too much. rcspons blc for ihe readings assigned Weary of movies with gangs of girls, and any outside references noted liniBored stiff with tin's planet, however it ng the year. There is no cause I'm whirls, worry." I crave high-hat stuff—any kind of a —'ITride WISE WINKS That costs inore'n ten cents, and you In Elizabethan English, "to w.'nk" _ have all inside. Off will) goloshes, oxfords, wool hose, meant to close your eyes and keep Show me a few yards of silk; I'll wear them closed; in modern days, "to wink" means—well, you know what CLOTHES, Just give me French heels and oh, boy, you mean—you li'l rascal! _TT— how I kick! Can I Charleston? Just listen; you'll Last snappy snarl—If we don't gel hear my knees click, by it'll be—for cryin' out loud. And the man—any kind of a mug will suit mo So long as it won't say "That means a flat !•;." Anything youugcr'n the youngest prof here, "tl" PROM FORMULA Anybody with feet, and a tune in his Money ear. Clothes Borrowed I'd ask the home man but lie hasn't a Men tux + =-R good lime And the others f know look good dressed Polks Klu Klux. There's my new Collar Ad—but he'd Me just say "so long" TTWhen my. friend—in my clothes—came W I / A T T H E TEA DANCE WILL IK) lloating along. Co—So State College is no longer Sure, I've loaned all my armour except co-ed ? some rouge, Going— Howzat? So I'll just wear a flush and go lake a Cone—I hear thai all the little "dears" good snooze. Golly, no, I'm not going to from—I'd ire going to be slags. disgrace The whole college and bust up the place I he way I fee! now—one semester all (lone! Besides I'm stone broke—just haven't the mon. Main—A girl may go to Pmm "blind," Take my warpaint? Sure thing—close but she'll soon see. the door when you go Eggs—Yes, then she'll have a dream or And leave ten cents busfarc— I'll lake i nightmare. in a show. Jolly Junior Jugglers Jolly Junior Jugglers BLIND JOKES J. J. J. Uieer up Juniors, don't feel blue lunwr Prom has come for you. Sophs' soiree, and seniors' ball Why Junior Prom outshines ihem all. So cheer lip, juniors, don't feel glum, lo |i-~ with exams, for Prom has come! J- J. J. J. J- )• "Well," sighed tne head of the Stale Institution for the Blind, "(iuess we'll have to make additions to this building. I beard a hunch of those Slate College students say that they are 'going blind.'" J' J' J' I iuy—Did that woman come "blind?" Tim—No, she's a chaporone, A "peach" was stepping out to Prom w a s m r o lli;ul ....,, " piissing fair, Wall—Are you going blind to Prom: I he blind" she look fell bard for her, _ [''lower—] guess so, I ciui'l see drag So the "peach" is half a "pair." ting .limmie. STATE COLLEGE NttWS, mUUVARY 4, 1927 Spike Heels Are Handicap Of Modem Girl;PROF. CANDLYN PLAYS Junior Week Is Always Season Of Gaiety; WITH NATURAL ABILITY Goddess Minerva Answers Fashion's Edict Tradition Takes Root In Founding Of State Playing the piano or pipe organ is as lnln'Vlrw* Willi Mlnrmi nntl fir, Ci'tin llllf n« ri'luirlcil by Dorothy M. Willi*; Mlncl'va sits upon ii bench iii Wnshinglnn Part?, and watches llie Stale College maiden as she approaches, Minerva glances HI lijr own sandaled feel, anil then ill lilt* irtlH feel of llie prelly eu-c.l. She tills along ill an acute angle, her heels making her nnlural wall* a kind of hird Imp. ( o h ^ u r f i / U , — i'm io\ jSerPij to mrtjt y6v all J ^ ) rl"f-atiVile — \i\fT X cnuvV- C "Ii niiisl he 11 rend I'II I id have a sirup In'lv II n yniir I' i'!i." she innrnnirs in Minerva, "Ii mum he dreadful In lime In he proifped forward as ymi walk," murmur.. Mineral in reply, Jnsl then the boy friend's ear appears. The prelly maiden speeds onward, looking like a turkey in its adolescent period, stumbling over the grass, shr.cking, " W a i l , George—oh—I eawn't go fust. With these s h o e s l " As Minerva mounts her pedestal daily, she hides hciieaih a mask of serenity, her horror, and amusement, as she v\ niches (he daily procession of women sludenls. Their scanty, simple, and hcnllhy dress interests her. Their cropped hair delights her, Their irfni legs are ;i pleasure, Itul their feci 11 ",\'n Wonder," she ponders, "they are .to lived in night, Their poor little shapely feel crowded into short vamped or pointed pumps with spike heels, nod perhaps a strap tightly fastened, No wonder that when they go swimming they cover bunions and corns with bathing shoes!" "VV'hal can he done about it ?" she asked Dr, (', C, Croasdale, one day, as ihey sat chatting of many things in the ollice. " W e l l , " replied Dr. Croasdale, "It is all the fault of Goddess Fashion, "She has commanded the girls for the most pari In dress correctly, but she forgot the feel." Minerva frowned al (ioddess Fashion's porirah in the last number of Vogue. "I see no reason why such shoes should harm a girl for an evening of dancing," continued Dr. Croasdale. "The junior may go to proui in them, lint for a day of study, and teaching, I con demit such footwear, and Chink the flatheeled, rouiid-loed oxford ,is attractive as the spiked-heeled pump." "You are und iitbtedly ri da." niur inured Minerva, and again resuming her mask, she m irued her pedestal, a god de s, untroubled by human foolishness. natural as walking to T, Frederick If, Candlyn, director of music al Stale College, wdio recently won a national prize, for an organ composition. Mr. Candlyn is also organist at St, Paul's Episcopal church, Aboul twelve years ago Mr. Candlyn left England for America, For a time he studied in New York city and in 1015 came to Albany as o r g a n s t of Si. Paul's. For a lime he studied music at Slate College and in \')2l) became a member if the faculty of llie music department, widen he has directed two years. In the World war, Mr. Candlyn served in the ,W,id Infantry, li. S. A., and later at general headquarters with the postal express service. Although his duties al Si. Paul's and Stale College require considerable of his lime, Mr. Candlyn still finds opportunity In compose church music. Since coining to Albany he has written Communion services, anthems, Te Dennis and so forth, Mr, Candlyn has recently returned from England where he visited his mother and sisters in Northwich and -Unified choir music in Chester cathedral, Thomas J. Candlyn, was organist in a professional career. His father, i 'andlyn was in the choir. lly r.ela Van Schaick Stale Colle.jc tradition began to take form eighty-two years ago when an act was passed "for the establishment of a normal school for the instruction anil practice of teachers of common school in the science of education and the art of leaching." In IH70 il was the custom for each graduate In compose an essay to be given at the. commencement exercises. The i pics that were chosen would hardly appeal today. For instance, "Ministering Angels," "Wrecked at Last, J'hc Good Old Times," "Sunbeams" and many others show the. popular appeal then, The first hand-books that came oiii were published under the direction of the V. W. C. A. This tradition is still in use, hut the junior class now takes die responsibility for them. "Junior Week" is no longer so Important a custom here. The first week of the second semester used to be set aside for the juniors, al which lime they justified their appclatlon of "jolly." Il was a season of gaiety, opened.by junior Wednesday when the class took charge of chapel exercises. Thursday evening was always the junior reception lo the whole Cnllc'c. Friday occurred llie Prom, and al the close of lire, week die junior banquet', The men of the normal in LS7-I eslali lished an improvement society called the "Independent Order of Normals," Though intended to be permanent, it is no longer In existence, Its object was to "improve in education, composition and debate, enlarge fund of general intelligence, exhibit due consideration for opinion and feelings of others, maintain perfect command of temper, and seek for truth." The freshmen seemed to be rather imposed upon hi former years. There was a rule that no freshman man could walk with a young woman within a block of (he College, and that no freshman woman could walk within one block of the College witli a young man, No frosh could go in die Hampton or Kecler's unless with parents or guardian. The freshmen were nOt permitted to sit in (he pit or llie first five rows of the balcony of Harmanus HIeccker Hall, Colonial, Grand or Poland theaters unless accompanied by an upper classman. It was a strict rule (hat no freshman could speak in student assembly unless especially requested by Myskania. When the "Echo" was the Collate publication, it was (he custom to support and maintain il entirely by the students alone. Many of the traditions established years ago are still in use today; for in,-; tancc, the mascot hunt, Moving-up day nd several regulations for freshmen, MUSIC ASSOCIATION NEED ENFORCEMENT CONCERT IS FEB. 17 GROUP, SAYS ZAJAN Compositions Of Prof. Candlyn Defends Creation Of Officer^ To Carry Out Work Cf And Harmony Students Commission Are In Program Two s nigs composed by student*. n the harmony course will he included in the M u s e association concert in (hi ami loiMim T h u r s d a y evening, February 17, al H:15 o'clock. r h r complete p r o g r a m announced unlay by T. Frederick II. Candlyn iii.itriu'tnr in music, follow-: ( Irrheslra, (a i Semper Fideles b.\ Sousa; I lit Minuet from L'ArlcsiciiiK Suite, by Bizet. W o m e n ' s chorus, (a I Xoii nobis D me, liy llyrd; ( h i Hois Kpais. by I .idly; (e) T h e Hrownics, by l.eoni. Mixed ('horn,-, (a) T h e Chase, by German; (hi My line's an A r b u t u s an Irish a : r a r r a n g e d by Stanford. Orchestra ( a ) Slavnic Dance in C. by Dvorak: ( I D The Angelus, by Mas senel. W o m e n ' s chorus, Folksong group inclining: (a) W a k e Thee Now, Dearest Czccho-Slu\ akian; (b) Highland Love, Scotch; (e) Listen. Gianetla, Italian; and (d) T h e Keel Row a Tyncside Air, Men's chorus, My Little Rosebud, by I'like. Mixed chorus, C h o r u s of Bacchantes, Gounod. Two songs composed by students in Music I I I , the h a r m o n y course. Women's chorus, (a) Sleep, Beauty llrighl and (b) S h a d o w March, by ( 'andlyn, Alma Mater, by H u b b a r d - L . i n s i n g . Students will be admitted upon preseiilat'on of student lax tickets. An admission of fifty cents will be charged others. lis- IIKHTIIA X.VIAX. ; Many students base inquired aholll the necessity of creating new olTiccs in the Campus commission when we already bine so many dormant offices. Certainly we eannnl entrust the duties involved in student citizenship to inactive people. We have Lug had need of a group which would take the responsibility of on fore big onleriy habits among our .sludenls; a group which will make u^ realize that each of ns i- one of (lie "wolves" thai make up Kipling's "pack." t'nless we are conscious of our place in the community, we become careless. The result is a display of selfish individual nature such as spoiling the appearance of our corridors, locker rooms and mail-box with ugly, carelessly made, individual lost and found notes, second hand book, or entertainment announcements, His FAITH unconquerable, his passion for work irresistible, his accomplishment not surpassed in the annals of invention, Thomas Alva Edison has achieved far more than mankind can ever appreciate. February eleventh is the eightieth anniversary of his birth. Willi the Campus commission consisting of a director chosen by Myskania and executive council, and two members of each class appointed by class presidents, we should see signs of recovery from llie serious malady. I feel certain that I he visible results of the work of the Campus commission will convince those who object to the creation of new offices, that we have acted wisely, i agree with them, that we have many useless offices which should be eradicated. In fact, we have a few organizations which should be scratched from our list of clubs. Perhaps, soon, we shall have a plan whereby we can abolish those organizations which have outgrown their usefulness or which no longer show evidence of carrying out the purpose for which they were created. Wherever electricity is used—in homes, in business, in industry—there are hearts that are consciously grateful, that humbly pay him homage. CLUB MAY UNITE WITH MISS FAY WILL HELP NA TIONAL ORGANIZA TION CAMPUS COMMISSION Political Science club will discuss joining the National Organization of International Relations clubs at the first meeting of the second semester. The federation receives aid from the Carnegie Endowment in New York. It furnishes a limited number of books yearly for the use of the clubs allied with it. The Carnegie Endowment also provides lecturers who go from club to club and speak on political science subjects. Cooperation with the c a m p u s commission mail box committee has been promised by Miss H e l e n T. Fay, m a n a g e r of the Co-op, T h e Co-op will discontinue its practice of sending notes to the students who do not remove their n a m e s from book order lists when purchasing the books. Miss Fay will po,it a list instead. This will relieve the mail box of a large volume of notes each week. ^273) <s^ GENERAL ELECTRIC STATE COLLEGE NEWS, FEBRUARY '4, 1027 SPEAKER APPROVES TYPE OF STUDENTS "ECHO" ONCE ONLY STATE PUBLICATION Studtntt At State Impressed Me As Being Fine Type, Says Stoddard Covered Fields Now Included A, j . Stoddard, superintendent of Schenectady public schools; who" addressed the student assemblies January 7, lias scut the following letter to Kvelyu Graves, '29, secretary of the student council: "It was very thoughtful of you,lo extend the thanks of the student hotly of Sf:ite College for Teachers to me for my address before them on January 7. Please believe me when I say that have never enjoyed more any opportunity of speaking before an audience. The students at State College impressed mc as Being of the fine type of which \vc should have even more entering the profession of teaching. I always enjoy any occasion that enables me to become acquainted with those who are planning to go into teaching—there could be no finer work." COLLEGE BRIEFS The winner of the home economics contest to determine who could prepare Ihe best holiday dinner menu will be announced al the February meeting of the eastern district of the Home P'conoinccs association, according to Professor Florence E. Winchell, bead of llic home economics department, Dr. Risley Receives Books Dr. A. W. Kisley, head of the history department, has received copies of "The American l< evolution in New York; it^ Political, Social and F.cuuoiuic Significance." This is a 3711-page book com piled by the division of archives and Itisp ry of the state education department for general use as part of the program of the executive committee on the 150th anniversary of the American revolution. Copies are being distributed free under Di. Kisley's direction to history majors and minors and to others especially interested. Dean Pierce Supervises School Miss Anna !•*.. Pierce, dean of women, is supervisor of the School of Religious Education conducted at the fellowship house of the First Presbyterian church, The school has resumed sessions for the second winter term. More than 10(1 students are enrolled. Religious teaching, informative ant) pedagogical, is in charge of fourteen instructors, clergymen and Sunday school workers representing various Protestant denominations. BEST BOOKS SECURED FOR RENTAL SHELVES "Students are not takimr advantage of the rental shelf," declared Miss Helen T. Fay, manager of the Co-op, today. "The Co-op secures the best books of the day, which arc the most expensive. But al present, the circulation does not even pay for the books themselves." Some of the best books, according to Miss Fay. arc "Wives" and "Naturalist of Souls" by Gamaliel Bradford. These have been rented but two or three times during the semester. The rental shelf may include only fiction next year. Books added to the Co-op rental shelf include ''Romantic Comedians" by Glasgow; The "Man Nobody Knows" and the "Book Nobody Knows" by Bruce Barton, and the "Story of Philosophy" by Durant. GRAVES IS TO GIVE SOCIOLOGY LECTURE What Doe, He Do? Address Is First Of Series On Child Development And Parent Education In News, Quarterly And Pedagogue Before Ihe days of the Quarterly ami .he Peel, ihe f.ioil and the News, the College men and maidens of the late V',dorian years had', their publications, too. The F.clto, a predecessor of the Quarterly, combined in it Ihe fields now covered in the Pedagogue, llic Quarterly and a little of the News. The magazine was divided into soVcit departments which were brief, iitit which compensated for lack ol juniitity by their quality. It contained ni editor.al department and a literary tcpartuicnl, which had one or two HI, ms, a few shorl stories and occasionally a review or criticism. A deMARJOIUK OTT partment called "Fragments" was de .•oted mostly to descriptions from life. The "Intra Muros" department MERRILL-PALMER IS jschanges, athletics, humor ami alumni notes were included, The latter FOUNDED TO TEACH department was later discont'iHicd. This publication lasted for several ARTS OF WIFEHOOD years until the Quarterly look its "Training of women in the functions place. Mrs. F.lla R, Watson Bashford of wifehood and motherhood, and the who was editor-in-chief of The Echo management ami supervision of in 1'JIO, is now editor of the Alumni homes" is the purpose of the Merrill- Quarterly, Publications previous to the Fcho Palmer school in Detroit, according to Mildred Babcock, ex-'26, who will had a varied and cursory existence, complete a course in home economics according to Dean Anna Iv. Pierce. "The .irst year book was called the Won," there Ibis semester. Miss Pierce explained. "Il was printed "The Merrill-Palmer School came ill 1900, This did not receive the fiiiauinto being through funds left by the .•ial backing it needed arid died a painwill of Mrs, Lizzie Merrill Palmer. less death, The.next revival of an anThe purpose of its organization was, nual was Our Book published in l°ll, to use her wording, 'the training of when il, too, ceased publ'cation, women in the functions of wifehood In 1914, students felt there was a and motherhood, and the. management need for a song book. Pamphlets of and stipervis'ou of homes, the quality songs were issued for a few years. of which determines the welfare of any community,.' she writes. "In planning a curriculum fur Ibis BENNINGTON OCCURED school, il was decided lo offer courses in child development- acceptable IN THIS STATE - RISLEY toward the degree requirement, and so The battle of Bennington in the organized that college students could avail themselves of the special training. ^'evolutionary war was fought on Now "Under the direction of two cspe- Vork Mil, [Jr. Adna W. Risley, head c'ally trained I'.nglish women, Ibis if the history department pointed out nursery forms a most interesting lab- yesterday, refuting th popular mis oratory in which to study the forma- conception that the engagement w.v tion and development of personality. fought in Vermont. Along with Ihe mental growth, the "fHistorians have long emphasized physical development is studied, and I hat Ihe battle actually occurred on correlated with the social elements the Wallonisac river, while the British affecting the child. Graduate work- troops were on their way to Bcnuiui; giving traiirug in the specialized fields ion for supplies." Dr. Risley declared. nf psychology, nutrition, education, The battle was a complete and and sociology, as related to Ihe child brilliant victory for the Americans is offered lo qualified students. Old diil much to revive their spirits. "Besides the work given to under"The people of Vermont havi graduate and graduate students, Mer- reeled a monument at Fast Hubrill-Palmer reaches out in many other 'lardli'tt to commemorate the only fields such as nutritional research and battle HI ihe war fought in their investigations, courses in home-mak- •dale " Dr. Rislev said. ing and child care for elementary ami secondary schools and health and nutrition classes for foreign-born. Women's Footwear "One of the greatest advantages in studying at the Merrill- Palmer School reduced to is the association one has with both staff members, some of whom are nationally known in their field of work, and with students from leading universities throughout the country. "The school itself is able to provide the best possible facilities for work and its situation in the city of Detroit, which offers much in the way of eduat cation, is an advantage. MerrillPalmer is a most fascinating place in which to study, and T am very glad that State College is joining with the affiliating colleges in giving some students the benefit of a semester's work 44 No. Pearl here. $6.85, $5.65, $4.85 and $3.85 FEAREY'S Dr, F.nicst l{. Graves, professor of social science at Boston university, will speak on "Social Conditions fnllucncing Home Life" tomorrow night, al 8:15 o'clock in Chancellor's hall. The lecture will be Ihe first of a series on child development and parent education under the auspices of :he Association of t'niversily Women", the Women's club, the Junior! League, the Council of Jewish Women the City club of Albany and the eastern district of the New Vork Stale Home Keonomies association. Student tickets for the first lecture arc available for twenty-live cents. MI'.TZI.KI; DKA.V VYIi.I.I.AM DEAN REVEALS DUTIES TO CURIOUS STUDENTS conference with freshmen instructors is •ailed in order to discuss the freshmen hose work is below the standard. Correspondence relating to entrance requirements and curriculum must be taken ear? of and kept up to date. Various business callers representing other colleges visit me from lime to time. Tims, there is enough variation in the work to give it interest, "And," he concludes, "my office is open lo all students and I shall be glad to rffc.any advice (hat will he of assistance." Bv R'OBR DKANSKV "That's the dean," whispers a frosh is Dean William II. Metzler hurries by, iccompanied by another of those impor.ani visitors who always disappear behind [lie dean's office door, "What does the dean have lo do?' tvuinjers the absent-minded senior whose dreams dare lo reach the dean's chair. "What dees the (lea i have lo do?' echoes llic assignment editor, and thereupon sends a' reporter on the trail. "WniiT you please sohe the mystery," Dean Metzler is asked, "aval enlighten the freshmen as t> y.air height of iinpin.'tnce? ' Willi a smile, he answers: 'My 'height' of importance can easily he conceived, since illy office is located on the first floor, while the majority of student rlasses are on ihe llonr above," "My dutie.i are- varied," he conliniies, "However, within ihe past two weoks, I have been continuously oc.upied with in len iewing the students. "Al the he'-'hmi'ig of each year, eac' •iicle-i schedule must he inspected liiv • i..-red. Occasionally during the year, ; EXCLUSIVE "Dependable Flowers" We Trlmjnvph Flowers to nil Parts Of the World I FLOWER SHOP STEUBEN STREET Corner James Ph ne M in 3775 BALLAGHS Exclusive Haberdasher 849 Madison Ave. PRINTING Albany, N. Y. \Yc are h a n d l i n g advertised m e r c h a n d i s e in a big variety. W h e n yntt arc in this vicinity the next time drop in this shop 336 C E N T R A L A V E . Phone W e s t 2037 (Era Stuiui anil Jfftwu 8>lnimtr 21S LARK STREET Luncheon 12 M. to 2 P. M. Dinner 5 P. M. to 7 P.M. CATERING that caters to men only. A call will convince you of this fact. Specials Shoes Slippers Shirts Neckwear Slickers Sweaters CRAIG P. BALLAGH HATS HONEY FOR SALE New White Clover Honey In The Comb $1.75 per 10 pounds Extracted honey, $1.50 per 10 pound of every description cleaned and renovated also High Grade Dry Cleaning and Dyeing of Ladies' and Gents' Garments Superior Quality and Better Service SUPERIOR CLEANERS & DYERS 851 MadniSOn A v e n u e The Busy Bee Apiary Roslyn, New York B3 STATE STREET Albany, N. Y. BAKERS pail We pay postage or express charges and guarantee satisfaction or money refunded. Five per cent discount on hundred pound lots, Produced exclusively from clovers Phone West5975 Work Called For and Delivered SAVARD & COLBURN A. HAGAMAN & GO. 877 to 885 Madison Ave., Albany, N. Y. Branch Stores: 206 Lark St., Albany SOA Steuben St„ Albany 173 Central Ave. Albany 1 South Allen St,, Albany £04 Madison Ave,, Albany 130 Quail St,, Albany 32 Fourth St., Troy BUY BONNIE BREAD RELIABLE CLOTHING - Hats and Furnishings For men and Young men We rent Tuxedos and dress suits for any occasion STATE COLLEGE NI2VVS, FEBRUARY 4, 1927 VAN KLEECK WRITES ROLL LISTS SUPPLY FOR SCHOOL PRESS MENU FOR MINERVA JUNIOR MEMBERS OF DRAMATIC COUNCIL WILL LECTURE ON MEAT Miss Inez S. Wilson, director of home economics of (lie luilinnai live slock and meat hoard, Chicago, Illinois, will speak Monday morning, February 7, in the cafeteria. Miss Wilson will give a meal dcmonslraticti and talk on Ihe use of ihe cheaper cuts of meat and the wise buying of meat. Site will give reports on research work which has been done at dilTere-tl universities and al the bureau of home economics at WashingIon, Fvcryonc is invited to attend this lecture. "Don't Be Afraid To Speak Out Celebrities In All Fields Are Opinions Editorially," Represented By Names He Warns Of State Students Minerva lives in State College 365 days a year, and all that time what "Reporters Must Keep Opinions does the poor dear get to eat? Hasn't anyone ever wondered? She can, of Out Of Newspapers," course, look about a hit in the classSays Editor DISTINCTIVE rooms and start her breakfast quite A student newspaper must liavc "back- nicely with Mellon, but if she doesn't bone" if it is to he of any service to its care for that sort of fruit, the best Programs, Menus, Dance Orders, college, Edwin Van Kleeek, '27, edilor- she can have is a single Berry, Aft Novelties, for •M - — - — in-chief of the Bacon makes a very nice breakfasl &&xfm Sororities STATIC G O I. I. B a K dish, but it's not much good without Courtesy Albany ISvonlng No\Vt Fraternities ' NRWS, declares in bread ami Minnie liuds that all the (Continued) Ihe January num- four Bakers (lie College possesses CANTERBURY TO MEET Societies Bryant, Holmes, and Browning add ber of the School have lefi her is a single B1111 IT, and A special meeting of Canlcrlmry will Clubs Press Review, na- one Crumb besides. Of course, she -i literary air to most of Minnie's so Thursday, at eight o'clock, at Si, tional magazine de- has a whole I'eck of Pease, and smiie eial function's, Dempsev. who only be For Particulars See got on her visiting list this year, Andrew's. Plans for ;i bridge parly and voted to the inter- kind Fisher gave her a Salmon but makes a lot of trouble because be membership campaign will he made. Dorothy Warshaw, '30, S. C. T. ests of st lid en t she usually prefers them for dinners, always wants to g 0 lo Baruuni and publications, The when she invites her Friends. Bailey's when the resl would much If you see ONE -alber attend Faust. second instalment And by the way, Minnie's favorite You'll Know It's a of an article byMiss Morgan always has lo Bragg way of entertainingis by inviting all ot her D'amond, a famous lewell Van Kleeek on Sweaters "Putting Pep in the Powers that be lo 11 mil with her. which makes everyone Green' with envy. Webster and N'ewlon have Though there is but one Gitnn, each , the Teachers ColHiking Breeches learned discussions, ami never bother at 18 Steuben St, guest is a zealous Hunter, eager to Jjlege Paper" apY4M /'•ie/fC' anyone else. Several well known Whether it's a Shingle Bob Riding Habits /pears in the issue, return lo the Mansion with a Wolfe Scoils from the banks of Tweed are A Swirl Bob or "Write on sub a Fox, a Hare, or even a brace of always present, including Duncan Towers college slickers A Peacock Bob jecls that arc alive," he said, commentiu.e Hawks. Of course, they always leave Wallace and Douglas, We Specialize in Hot Oil Scalp and Since Minnie is very Rich, having further on editorial policies for student Ihr K'obbins for the Katz, which also Hair Treatment newspapers, "Don't be afraid to have feed on the Marlins with which Col two Fortunes, she is able lo keep a large staff of servants and have a Two (2) Expert Marcdlers Always in Opinions and to speak- them out cdilori- lege abounds. will equipped House. Her n v n Cooks Next to Post Office itllly, The paper must have backbone. Attendance Being a fatuous personage herself wison things ,-, |,-| |oo much w'lh It will not always hi- right in its po.ii Minnie never lias any trouble m • 11 i 11 L;^age but all meals are nicely served For Appointment, Call Main 7034 ARMY-NAVY-CAMP lion, hut at least il will not be 'wishy- famous people to accept Iter invita- m tin- b si Chippendale bv a Bulletwashy.' Don'I be afraid n\ unpopular tions, and, goddess that sin- is, she i Lackey, and a couple of Pages. Bui here's one tiling we wonder causes. Votl may lose popularity for mingles today and yesterday witii a •ibfiul. When the Mcrehanl who the paper but you will gain respect for uiake^. Sayles lo Minnie's household line disregard of whether they are lie it. Make the paper an inlltienee as well presents his Rills in ihe Falle fir Win 331 C E N T R A L A V E N U E lug or dead. This year, for instance, as a convenience.'' ier be is always told io Wail a few Special Attention To "After all routine news is covered," besides a King and a Nobl she has Weeks. And since it is always Day in Choice Meata, Poultry anil Vegetables School Oryanimtion* Van Kleeek said of news-gathering two fonir.T presidents, (Irani and Slate College (for there is no' Knight), we want to know if he ever gels paid. methods, "The important thing is In die; Wilson. Grain has a great time chatfor the under-thc-surface news. The tine, with his old friend Sherman and best stories are usually those which are with Lee, while all three of llietn worked up by the paper itself." The enjoj giving Cromwell and Nelson copy desk, be said, "is not understood some pointers on how America con and is often neglected oil student papers. ducts warfare. Root, Hoover, Hughes Ready-made Usually it functions as a sort of comma- and VVadsvvortll join in tin- discusAnd Cut to Order catcher, putting in punctuation, correct- sions from lime lo time, and though ing spelling and letting almost anything I hey have all studied Law. they gel ESTABLISHED ENGLISH UNIVERSITY get by so long as il is not libelous, so excited sonietintcs thai their hcS T Y L E S , T A I L O R E D OVER YOUTHFUL The. desk's job is not this but to make hii\ ior i- almosl Lawless, C H A R T S S O L E L Y FOR D I S T I N G U I S H E D liVd news out of what may be poorly MAIN 444 SERVICE IN T H E U N I T E D STATES. written copy," SILVER STAR ASCENDS lie emphasized that reporters tuttsl For prompt service The Milne High school basketball keep their opinions out of the news j i ! ! ! • I i stories. "The paper should have no learn lost lo the Silver Star athletic opinions in its news columns," he de- Itili Friday night by a score of 19-18. clared. Helen Zimmerman, '11, business man Francis !•'.. Griffin, '28, of the College lies the U-am. ager of the i\ri-:ws, was quoted as saying [ varsih that "It's the work of the editorial staff to get the news to the student body while it is still news, and it's the business Suits and Overcoats staff's job to get il to them as cheaply as possible." Several unusual methods *40, »45, *50 of the NKWS' business staff in increasing advertising revenue are explained. "We do not sell advertising on the 3 So. Pearl St. plea that we need money,'' the article 38 State St. says. "We do not sell advertising on the plea that our students already trade 32 So. Pear! St. with merchants and that the merchants therefore owe us something. We sell it Business Lunches 40c-50c on the basis that the merchant can also I linncrs 50c-65c use more profits and that we can bring EVERY TEACHER Sunday Chicken Dinner $1.00 him trade through our paper. If many of orr students trade with him,_ we tell farnianus Bleeckcr Hall Building Should Visit the Home of li'm bat more will if he advertises." "PUT PEP IN PAPER' Society Printing WINTER SPORT GOODS LEONE C. H. GILLEN'S Kleirv Market CLOTHES Call A YELLOW CAB BRANCH DRUG CO., Inc. ;(JUwte? louse t "PERSONALITY BOBS" W e cut original bob for every type At PALLADINO 12 Master Barbers 6 Beauty Culturists Phone Main 6280 133 North Pearl Street Geurtze and Weaver Special Sale of Evening Gowns $15 up IRENE LINGERIE SHOP Main 3629 SO No, Pearl St. Boulevard Albany, N. Y. COLLEGE CANDY SHOP 203 Central A v e n u e (near Robin) TRY OUR TOASTED SANDWICHES r I BV SPECIAL APPOINTMENT =S OUR STORE IS THE J Charter louse OF ALBANY, The character of the suits and overcoats tailored by Charter House will earn your most sincere liking. 'litis company extends an especially cordial invitation to those engaged in educational work; Our plant is one of lite most modern and complete in the country—a truly mode dairy of unique interest to you per sonally as well as professionally Boulevard Dairy Co,, Inc. 231 Third St., Albany Telephone West 1314 "The Sunlight Dairy" Steefel Brothers INC. Wb j STATE COLLEGE NEWS, An Autumn Ideal DR, UEOHOK S. 1'AINTKR O, come with me licncnth the skies, These glorious mitiimn dnysl Heboid How Nnturc keeps IIIRII festival I A golden h:ize fills idl the wlilc Expanse, and hangs o'er hill nml vulc Uke Inilos of the snlnts. How sweet The cool, fresh nlr. with fragrance rich From Earth's o'crllowing ehnlice home I The seasons have their inmost wrought, That Ceres might iter harvest hoard With every treasure deck. The corn And ripened fruits drop fatness o'er The laud, and designate the times Of goodly cheer when Providence Makes glad the hearts of men, All leaves And grass of living green, from out The Sim, have drawn bright amber threads, And woven, silently, a robe Of crimson flame. The flowers, that yet Abound, resplendent are in their Most gorgeous hue. The trees and vines And humble shrubs have clothed themselves With iridescent light, while all The forests glow, like armies Rirt With panoplies of burnished gold Beset with sapphire, amethyst, Jasper, and every precious stone, More radiant than ever shone From breastplate of high-priest, or from The coronet of kings. Hut seel Tlic setting Sun has lighted up The world, as with a llame of tire, Which, like a jeweled diadem, Rests on fair Nature's brow. Its rays Fill all the world, while fleeting clouds Stand sentinel to signal back The mellow gleam and roseate tint In ever new, dissolving seems, Tilt Eartli and sky would seem to vie In carnival of light. And thus The day is crowned in robes of gold And purple set with emeralds. Abide yet while the eventide Enfolds the world In darkening shades. And lulls it gently on to sleep. Sublime, enchanting ir. the scene! The waving outline of the hills Trembles on the far horizon; The cattle calmly rest upon The glade; the tratisclcnt birds have cc;i Their chirp and snug, save here ami tiler The nightingale's Inst note echoes Among the dells; the brook ripples Merrily thru the stilly hours, And, (ike a silver threat) among The gold, wends to the crystal sea. And now the solemn pomp of night Comes on in somber majesty The moon and stars shed thei pale light And glitter like Ciolcomln's gems From out the azure depths. lie still With me, and let our souls now How good and rich a thing is lif How wonderful I How beautiful! ENTERTAIN MRS. PREAR Mrs. Florence D. Frear, instructor in home economics, who sails for Europe on her sabbatical leave of absence, Saturday morning, February 12, has been entertained by Miss Laura F. Thompson, Miss Anna R. Keirri, Miss J. Cnrinnc Troy, "and Miss A. May Fillingham, all of the home economics department. VARSITY WILL PLAY ALUMNAE SATURDAY Tomorrow night at 8 o'clock the Slate College men's varsity basketball team will meet the men's alumni team in their annual game on the College court. At 7:30 the girls varsity team will meet (he girls alumni. Doth these games are looked forward to yearly and much interest is aroused as to how they will turn out. Tomorrow's game will be the first the men's varsity nave played since their brilliant win front Clarkson Tech two weeks ago. Although the team plays no games during exam week the entire squad has been reporting to practice as usual. Unable to hold practice on lite College court while it is being used for exams, Coach Rutherford llaker sent his men through a stiff workout lasl week on the court at School 19. Wednesday of this week the squad practiced with the Albany Kiuh school leant on their court and Thursday afternoon they held their final practice on. the College court in preparation for tomorrow's game. Captain Nephew and his men have hit their stride and are playing the besl basketball of any leant to represent Stale in several years. Coach llaker ha:; developed a fast passing game and a well balanced team. The entire sfpiatl is confident of a victory over the .Alumni. The Alumni expect to put a fast five on the floor but as with Alumni teams they have not practiced together this year. Two former captains will appeal' in their lineup, fforuung, leader of last year's team and Ciaiuor, captain in '2-1, will start at forward and center respectively. Sage, Graham. Castcllarro, ('as savant and Moose will all see action tomorrow night. Coach llaker will start his regular combination with the possibility thai Cioff will be back at guard. fiolT has been tint of the last two games due in illness hut has rapidly been column around into shape. Captain Nephew al center, Cart- and Kttczynski, forwards and llerney at left guard with eilher Klein or Coff at right will start bill lite entire squad will probably be used dnrng the game. Dancing will follow (he game and sinlent lax cards will be honored as usual. The eastern branch of the Alumni association will hold a dinner Saturday, February 5, in the cafeteria. Bel ween courses of the dinner, which is served from 5:,!() to 7 o'clock, members of the Girls' Athletic association will entertain. Helen Klady, '28, Ethel Van Embttrgh, '2S, and Ruth Lane, '28, will present a stunt, and Marcella Street will play the piano. Dr. Harold W. Thompson, of the English department, will speak. Aflcr dinner there will be a basketball game in the gymnasium between the senior •'iris' leant and an alumnae team. Anion' the alumnae players will be: Mildred Melrose, '26; Elizabeth Milmine, 26; Alice Terry, '25; Margaret Hutchins '26; IJnrolhy Hovl, '25; Kinily lU-IlinJ, '2-1; and leanelia Wright, '26. JT s The science of graphology is character analysis through handwriting - yours registers just what you are iind can do. It can tell if you are majoring in the right subject. Write me a natural letter on unruled paper including a self addressed stamped envelope and one dollar. MRS. E. MIXON 255 West Lawrence St. (Continued) Albany; Hilda Weiden feller, Albany, George Taylor, '.10; Mary Merchant, '27, John Vogel, Albany; Mary Bell Scott, '27, Roscoe Sawyer, Oneonta; Helen Rex, '27, C. Hunter, New York; Kalherinc Blcnis, '27, Donald Mcllum, Union; Helen Ripley, '27, Charles Simmers; Anna Kaufman, '27, Samuel KofTsky, Albany; Elizabeth Benway, '27, Karl McBridc, Troy; Lucy Hagar, '.30, William Clarke, '27; Helen Viets, '27, James Doncs, Nebraska; Sarah Law, '27, Kenneth Batcheller, Albion; Charlotte Cole, '27, Hi. J. McDonald, Oswego; Zuella Butler, '27, C. Blomc, Schenectady; Constance Bauman, S. Bretzfeldcr, New Haven. aUALITY SHOE 84 Robin Street REPAIRING One block from the College J. COSTANZO PROPRIETOR Shoe Shining andRepairing ALUMNI WILL HOLD DINNER FEBRUARY 5 Dr. Thompson Will Talk; G.A A. To Entertain; '27 Will Play Alumni What would the capital I's above mean to you? W. 2623 '28's Soph President Girls' Vanity Meets Alumnae In Preliminary Game At Seven-thirty : a FEBRUARY 4, 1927 VARSITY TO BEGIN T R I P Wednesday mornin'g the men's varsity basketball leant begins their trip to New York, Three games appear on llic schedule for (he live days. The first game is with New Pall/. Normal at New I'altz, This is the big game of the season fur Ihe. Normal leant and if Ihey heat State they count the season a success. Last year Slale won and is OIK |o repeat again this year. Thursday the team lays over in New York and Friday Ihey incct Brooklyn Polylcch in Brooklyn. Saturday night the leant returns lo Allendale where it meets Si. Stephen's. This is Ihe hardest game on trip and one of hardest of the season. PLAN VALENTINE FROLIC G. A. A. is planning a gym frolic, lo be. held February 12. The frolic will take, the form of a Valentine parly, according to Kathcrine II. Walkins. '30, general chairman, The committee heads for the frolic are; Eleaivar Slevensou, '30, refreshments; Grace M. Brady, '3d, decorations; Mary F. Nelson, '30, music; Lucille Norgord. '30, entei'lainhtenl; Marie f-favko, '30, arrangements, CLINTON SQUARE LELAND IfOMF OF FILM CLASSIC'S EXCLUSIVE piC'iunm C. H. B U C K L E Y , O w n e r A41 Next Week "THE All Next Week RED MILL" with Marion On vies NOW As State was the only college to enter a relay leant in ihe ice carnival lasl Saturday at Lincoln park the event was called off. Kuc/.ynski claims tin- race by a default. The freshman men's basketball team will not meet ihe Albany Boys academy five tonight. Fred Crumb, manager says lite game was cancelled because Ihe players are going to attend the Prom. Nights 25c Albany, N. Y. PLAYING 'BELLE OF BROADWAY" and UNKNOWN CAVALILK" Gretta Garbo Matinees 15e-20c Matinees 15c Ntahts 25c NEW YORK STATE NATIONAL BANK «!» STATIC S T R E E T A L I J A N Y . N. Y. 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BOOKHIEM RELIABLE MEATS and FRESH KILLED POULTRY Special A Mention Given to Sorority House* West 18J7 POPULAR PRICED SHOES 54 No. Pearl St, 846 Madison Avi. Cor. Ontario St. THE COLLEGE PHARMACY Prescriptons Our Business PRINTING OF ALL KINDS model College Skop C.latku that are Distinctive tut not Bxfmivt Normanskill Farm Dairy X/fillc A r t Prp>cc 394-396 Broadway Main 2287 J.V1U13 n . U L 1C&& Printers of State College N e w s Junior Prom - an opportunity which comes once a year. Bottled Milk and C r e a m Velvet ICE CREAM CANDY • Wi an atnh hr Anllo, Park and Tllftrd. Wkitman'i, Durand'z, l.omo'i Chcalat Telephone West 1959 and 3951 Prompt attention given to phone and mail orders. Delivery everywhere Cor. Western and N. Lake Aves. Albany, N. Y. Students and Groups at the State College for Teachers will be given special attention Wholesale Price to Parties State College New Ads - opportunities which come every week. Don't neglect them for that reason. 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