State College News NEW YORK S T A T E COLLEGE FOR TEACHERS ESTABLISHED VOL. ALBANY, N. Y., V. No. 7 INTERSORORITY TEA Sorority Presidents Compose Receiving Line On Saturday afternoon, November 6, the annual Intcrsorority Tea was held in the college rotunda from 3 to 5 o'clock. All the girls in college, but especially the freshmen, were invited. The decorations used were white and yellow chrysanthemums and palms, Each table had a bottq.tet of the chrysanthemums, The banners of the various sororities were also used as decorations. The Milne High School orchestra furnished music throughout the afternoon. The receiving line was made up of the presidents of the seven sororities at college. They arc: Miss Beatrice Buchanan, Delta Omega; Miss TCathryn Ball, Psi Ganiiiiia; Miss Margaret Crane, Kappa Delta; Miss Esther Cramer, Eta Phi; Miss Florence Filch, Gamma Kappa Phi; Miss Helen O'Brien, Chi Sigma Thcta, and Miss Helen Goldsmith, Alpha Epsilon Phi. The ladies of the faculty and the wives of some of the -professors, who arc honorary members of the sororities, poured. Y. W. C. A. BAZAAR The Y. W. C. A. will hold a bazaar during the afternoon and the evening of December 4. Special attractions will be the. booths of all kinds where fancy articles, ice cream, candy, and art collections will be on sale. Separating the afternoon from the evening events will be the baskcioall game in Albany High School. There will be dancing in the evening. . f, An admission fee of 10 cents will be charged. Get your ticket now. It is requested that all articles to be given be handed in by December 1. STOP! L O O K ! LISTEN! Come on everybody, get out your memo 'book, jot down December third. Save the date for "All College Night." There will be something new in the line of college activities that will interest all departments. Those who know about it promise us a big surprise and a jolly time. Watch the '' News," watch the bulletin boards, and you'll learn more a'bout it. Don't forget the date. BY THE CLASS OV 1918 NOVEMBER 11, FOOTBALL REVIVED AT STATE COLLEGE 1920 NEWMAN CLUB TO GIVE TEA Friday afternoon, November 12, football will again come into its Thanksgiving Dance to be Given in College Gym own at State College when the upperclassmcn meet the. underclassmen on the Ridgcfield gridiron This Saturday afternoon a silver in what will undoubtedly be a spirited and hard-fought contest. tea will be given at the Executive Mansion from 4 to 6 o'clock. The The last football game at State College was played November 2, members of_ the faculty and till 1917, When the underclassmen de- students are invited. feated the upperclassmcn by a In the receiving line will be Mrs. score of 2-0. Alfred Smith, Mrs. Abrani BruCoach Suavely, who was one of baeher, Madame Marie D, E, Plcrthe mainstays on the Lebanon pont, a member of the faculty of Valley College eleven, playing half- the Rensselaer Polytechnic Instiback and full-back, and who is well tute and honorary member of the known in football circles, lias had Newman Club at that college; Miss a chance to look over State's Helen Delchanly, president of the prospective football material. lie Catholic Girls' Club; Miss Kalhis so, well pleased with I he work erine McManaway, .president of the of the men in this line that a tenta- Newman Alumni, and Miss Kathtive Varsity game will) St. arine Wansboro. Stephens has been arranged for An elaborate musical program November 20. has been arranged by Sister Football is one of the oldest col- AlphoilSUS, of the Academy of the Holy Names, which is as follows: lege sports, and it is expected that its return to State College will be " Schou Kosinarin," Kreisler, Ob) greeted with great enthusiasm. " Les Ruclicrons," Dubois, by Miss Special arrangements arc being Bcrte Denis; (a) " l.il'e," Loey made to handle the large crowd Speaks (b) " Little Damozcl," Xo~ which is expected to attend the vcllo, by Miss Irene Xagle, with game at Ridgcfield, Friday, in order James Mangau at the piano; (a) to cheer the respective teams. "Prelude I to 10," Chopin, (b) "Maiden's Wish," Chopin-List, by Line Up Frances Cantwell; (a) Upperclassmcn Underclassmen Miss "Swing Song," Barnes, (b) "AdoraL. E. tion," Borowski, by Miss ElizaLink Rang beth Kelly, with Miss Catherine L. T. Ncuner Rcilly Kelly at the piano; (a) "In an Old Fashioned Town," W. II. Squire, L. G, Hakes Putnam, Grubel (b) "Valley of Laughter," Wilfred Sanderson, Ob) " By the Waters of C. H. Polt . Dobris Minneponka," Thurlow Lieurancc, by Miss Lorena A. Kehoc, with R. G. Alice II. McEncny at the1 B r c s I o w, M a c F a r 1 a 11 e, Miss piano; (a) " T h e Two Larks," Zuckcrman Scott, MacGregor Lescheti/.ky and (b) " Cuiiutry R. T. Gardens," Perry Grainger, by Miss E. Polt R h . u i g o l d Alice H. McEncny. Mrs. Hugh j . Continued on page 4 Rcilly, a graduate of the music department of the academy is in WORLD F E L L O W S H I P charge of the order of the program. W E E K OF PRAYER This lea is the first of a series of events for the benefit of a building The Y. W. C. A. will bold a scr- fund. ies of meetings during the World On Thanksgiving Eve an inFellowship Week of Prayer from formal dance will be held in the November 14 to 19. There will be college gymnasium to which all a vesper service in the rotunda members of the faculty and the Sunday, November 14, at 4 o'clock. students arc invited. An invitaThe leader is Frances Stilson and tion has been tendered to the Newthe subject, "World's Y. W. C. A." man members of Russell Sage ColMeetings will be held each day lege and the Rensselaer Polyduring the week in Room 111 at technic Institute. 11:45, The subjects and lenders Plans are being made by the enarc: Monday, "Africa," Helen committee to give all Walker; Tuesday, "The Americas," tertainment college a good time. A Nellie Parkhurst; Wednesday, splendid students has been en"Asia," Ethel Huyck; Thursday, gaged andorchestra the dancing will start "Australasia," Augusta Knapp; at nine o'clock. Get your Friday, " Europe," Eleanor Bucll. now fromi the members of thetickets committee. NOTICE SOPHOMORES LOSE The senior quintet defeated the sophomores Monday, November 1, in the Albany High gymnasium by a score of 35 to 16, The game was fast throughout, but the upperclassmen were never in great danContinued on pace 4 An adequate prize will be given to the person who can render the most lucid and comprehensive translation of the following: " . . . mephitis mephetica?" * * * * * Get your copy of the " Quarterly" to-morrow noon and solve the problem. BUY A PED Awful nerve To snap that picture. Was a wreck. I ' Never laugh like that. It does look Cute in print, though. $2.00 PER YEAR REVISED BASKETBALL SCHEDULE Dec. 4. St, Michael's at Albany (pending). 11. Union at Schenectady, Jan. S. Open. 14. Colgate at Albany. 22 Manhattan at Albany. Feb. 5. Altimni at Albany. 12. St. Lawrence at Albany. 19. St, Stephen's at Albany, 24. Conn. Aggies at Storrs, Conn, 25. Open at N, Y, C. 26. Manhattan ai New York, Mch, 4. Clarlcsou at Potsdam, 5. St. Lawrence at Canton* 12. Ho'bart at Albany. 19. St. Stephen's at Annaiidale, SENIORS SCORE ANOTHER WIN The seniors clinched first place in the Interclass Basketball League by defeating the freshmen Friday, November 5, by a score of 29-18. Their nearest rival are the sophomores, who now have no possible chance of gaining first place even though they win their remaining games. The first half was close, the score being 14 lo 13 in favor of the seniors. A fresh line-up, however, proved too much for the underclassmen in 'the second period, and the seniors ran Up a safe lead. Score: Seniors Name and position fb fp tp T. Cassavanl, rf 8 1 17 H'll, If 0 0 0 Snerloek, c 2 0 4 Bliss, rg 0 0 0 Ncuner, Ig 0 0 0 Continued on page 4 MRS. BRUBACHER TO ENTERTAIN Mrs, Brubachcr has invited alf the ladies of the faculty to her house to-morrow afternoon, November 12, at four o'clock in order to introduce the new ladies of the faculty. There will be a brief program of entertainment. BUY A PED She sat, And was photographed. S'he re-sat, And was photographed. Her mouth grew BUgger and bigger; Her eyes Fiercer and fiercer. Not for dollars Would she miss Seeing i't In the Ped. SUBSCRIPTION RATE CHANGED After the fifteenth of November the subscription rate of the " News " will be three dollars ($3) per year. The change in rate is necessary because of the increased expense of printing. STATE COLLEGE NEWS, NOVEMBER h, 1920 Page Two state college rcws Vol, V November 11 No. 7 Published weekly,1 on Thursdays, during the college year, by the Student Body of the New York State College for Teachers, at Albany, New York, The subscription rate is two dollars per year. Advertising rates may be had on application to the business manager, Articles, manuscripts, etc, must be in the hands of the Editor before Monday of the week of publication, Editor-in-Chief, F, Reginald Bruce, '21 Managing Editor, ' Florence Stanbro, 21 Business Manager, Edna Lowcrrce, '21 Subscription Manager, Mary Whish, '21 Assistant Business Managers Ethel Huyck, '22 Alice O'Connor Associate Editors, Hope Persons, '22 Louise Persons, '22 Helen Dangrcmond, '22 Reporters Vera Nolan, '23 Warren Gray, '23 Eira Williams, '23 THE " NEWS " FILE While there is much being said about college spirit and college traditions, we would like to say a few words which we consider closely applicable to both. There is, as probably most State College students know, a file in the " N e w s " office containing the papers for the years 1916-1917, 1917:1918, and 1919-1920, and this file is supposed to be a complete record of college activity for those years. We say, " is supposed to be." It would be except for the fact that some unscrupulous person took it upon himself to remove Volume II from the office without permission, and returned the same in a badly dclapidated condition :and without the copy for October 17, 1917. Now those 'bound copies of the " N e w s " arc the only written Tiistory of State College, They should be guarded as jealously by the student body as the old Domesday Book is guarded by Britain. Anyone should consider it a disgrace to in anyway tamper with or despoil these records. Hitherto we have left these books open to students, as many occasions have arisen when they were the only authorities to which one could refer to settle certain difficulties. We trust that the students will cooperate with us in this matter, so that we will not have to put the file under lock and key. Remember this, State College people. Respect the " News " file. Guard it carefully for it is one of your most treasured possessions. And, if you have a copy of the " N e w s " for October 17, 1917, bring it to the Publication's office so that we can complete-Volume II and have-it rebound. . . T h e Editors. WELL* HOW ABOUT IT? When you hear a State. College orchestra' mentioned, or see a notice Of orchestra practice, do you e^er think of a group of girls, each with a stringed instrument; sitting by a lake playing and singing songs , old and new, under a wonderful "harvest" moon? Probably you do not. You would be apt to think of it, tho'i if you had joined the orchestra a few weeks ago, You can have a part in such lar.lca and better ones if you join the orchestra now. Think of it — a college the size of State with six members I Where is our college spirit? Every one who plays any instrument shows his lack of that spirit every time he does not come to orchestra practice Wednesday nights. Will there be an orchestra we can justly be proud of Ibis year? It depends on us; on you — yes — on you, with that mandolin, violin or guitar at home. Your alma mater calls you, Aren't you coining? WANTED! Well, what's wanted now? List and you shall hear. We want more, and lots more at that, " ginger and snap" in upholding our college traditions, Every real college has traditions. State is certainly a real college, and wc have traditions, and we want to make these same traditions "really real" by upholding them with all our might and main. Now, freshmen, the clarion call is to you who are not as yet fully acquainted with the customs of the alma mater. Even with all the excitement of midsemester tests, remember this one thing: On Friday morning you must remain seated in assembly until all the other classes have passed out of the auditorium. It may seem irksome and exasperating at first, but just remember that it is a duty which you owe to our college. Just remember that every freshman who docs this is both " class-otic " and "college-otic." Just remember that lasting traditions must be upheld by each entering class. '23. SPANISH CLUB At the last meeting of the Spanish Club, Prof. York gave a very interesting discussion of geographical conditions in South America. There was quite a large attendance at this meeting, but — "there's always room for one more!" There are hints of fine times to be had in the future, so come and pay your dues! FRESHMEN WIN The freshmen 'broke their losing streak Wednesday, November 3, when they defeated the junior quintet 'by the score of 19 to 14. The game was hard played, and victory was uncertain until the final whistle blew. Score: • Juniors fb fp-tp Name and position Link, rf 3 2 8 Schoenberg, If 0 2 2 Baldwin, c ..'.... 2 0 4 Foster, rg 0 0 0 Himmelstein, Ig 0 0 0 ~5 1 14 Freshmen Name and position fb fp Cassavant, rf 3, .1 Sherley, If .'..... 1 4 McKeon, c ,...,.... 1 0 Grey, rg ...2 0 Scott, ig '.: tp 7 <J 2 4 ;, p'.o" o ~7~519 Summary: Score at half ilnie, freshmen, 11; juniors, 7. Referee, Dr. Powers, Scorer, Suavely. Time of periods, IS minutes. CLUB IS ORGANIZED AT R. P. L, TROY, FOR NEUTRAL STUDENTS Nonfraternity Men Form Association at School for Engineers Great interest is being shown at the Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy in the activities of the newly organized Commons Club. The club was started hist spring aijd has progressed rapidly. The members are all lfoitifrateruity men not connected with the college society represented in the in tor fraternity council, The -situation at Rensselaer has been a peculiar one, There are only twelve recognized fraternities in the school and the .percentage of students who arc meinibers is about thirty, The neutrals, as the nonfraternity men are called, have not shared in the social life and student activities as fraternity men have and one of the principal reasons for the organization of the Commons Club was to remedy this and give the nonfraternity man a chance. From lime to time, during the history of the institute, the neutrals organized on purely political basis and, although successful for a time, such organizations lacked the ideals and qualities necessary for permanence and on losing prominent members' through graduation or loss of interest dissolved. STUDENT ASSEMBLY According to schedule, last week's student assembly was given over to a college sing. But before proceeding with the program a little business was transacted. Alida Ballagh gave a little persuasive argument for Ped buying. She told of the novel plan the board has made for recording what each class is doing along this line. There is going to be a thermometer like affair on the bulletin board, with class colors for mercury, which will indicate the progress of each class in Pcds bought. Then, the election of baseball manager and assistant basketball manager was .taken up. The first office was won by Mr. Hill, '21, and 'the second by Mr. Linck, '22. BUY A PED h'ainily, gather 'round, Here's the prof. That flunked me, AivV'fiil face — That fellow I THE FRESHMEN . SWIMMING PARTY Friday afternoon I hey met, twenty-seven of them, to go with Miss Fay to the swimming tank where everyone, whether she could sink or swim, enjoyed herself by playing that she was in the " ole swiminin' hole" 'back home, and that it was a hot July afternoon with sun boiling down al 90 in the shade, Hut that was only the first trip and (here are going to be lots more of them during the winter, and of course next time there will be more who will want to go. Watch the bulletin board, and don't let it worry you if by mistake you've left your bathing suit home packed away for the winter, they supply you with them at the pool. WHO'S WHO " Y " HOUSE An informal bouse party was enjoyed Friday evening. Leah Howell, '24, and Esther Ostrandcr, '24, spent the week-end in Mechanicvillc. Mary Allen, '23, has been ill with an attack of bronchitis, Charlotte Benedict, '21, and Beatrice TTaswcll, '23, spent Sunday at their homes. Margaret Lawson, '24, spent Saturday night with Elisa Rigouard, '22. SYDDUM HALL Syddum entertained last Saturday evening. The long-living room was very prettily decorated with orange and gray crepe paper, the colors of the hall. The lights, dimmed with orange crepe paper gave off a light which corresponded delightfully with the whole color scheme. The front room was very WRIGLEY5 Then the sing began. After a little senior-soph versus juniorfrosh competitive singing of the alma mater, Miss Underwood taught us "Swancc " and " Bye-lo." The sing was closed by " Hail, Professors." HOME ECONOMICS Miss Tresa Kauffman, Assistant State Supervisor of Home Economics, visited the department and was a guest at luncheon on Monday. Miss Rose Hughes, Supervisor of Household Arts in the elementary schools of this cjty, was a guest at luncheon on Thursday. The . Home Economic Department has. offered ..an Extension Course in Methods of Dressmaking and Millinery. This course is given in Troy by Miss Anna R, Kehm. Thirty, young women, teachers and home makers have enrolled.for this course. " * • " * » • «d baMw OMUM •rt Mb* 9c < PKfcMt. Sealed TtottKert RUM STATE COLLEGE NEWS, NOVEMBER 11, 1920 "comfy" looking vvilh its largo davenpprlc, inviting with its soft, pretty pillows. .The buck room was visited very often, in fact it was (jlletl most of the time, The attraction—welt, the refreshment committee, under Miss Eaton, prepared very good punch, cool and refreshing, Dancing from eight 'till eleven. Then refreshments were served and the guests departed, all agreeing that if any place knew how lo give a good time, Syddnm Hall Was it. Miss Steele was the chapcrone and everything seemed more natural than ever, for yon see Miss Steele really belongs to Syddnm. Marion Marshall, '24, spent the week-cud al her home, ,t % • • ' ) pany were dinner guests Wednesday evening. Marian Brciinan, '22, and Martha Parry, '22, spent Saturday morning with the children at the Settlement House. Catherine llagcl, '\7, ,tnd Margaret Vangura, '21, visited Sister M, Gonzaga (Julia Ertle, '18) at Rensselaer, Sunday afternoon, Katherine McGarrahan, '21, was a gucfll at the Lodge, Friday evening. Chi Sigma Tlieta announces Ihe marriage of Mary Haron, 'IS, to Arthur Quinn of Albany. A 13 * A delightful Hallowe'en party was held at the home of Rose VVolinsky, '21; many of the girls were present. Nellie Ficldman, '23, was visited by her father last Sunday, An alumnae reunion was held in Now York City at the home of Sadie Rabiner, '18. Edith Sanders, '23, attended the Delta Psi dance at the Albany Yacht Club recently. We arc glad to state I hat Fannie Schtilman's 'father has recovered from his recent illness. her career as a teacher in Ihe Society in 1865, and she served faithfully for 'IS years. After serving as a teacher in the' German school in East' Second Street, New_ York City, she was appointed principal of the Henrietta School in East Twenty-first Street, and when the building was taken over by the Board of Education for a Truant School, she was'appointed as Settlement Worker on East Sixteenth Street. Not content with the daily routine of duty, she reached mil for further opportunities of service, which she soon found in evening work among the young people of tlie neighborhood, In her early teens she even gave up her Sunday evenings to work with the boys in Ihe lodging houses. During her summer vacations, she spent her time with "her children" as she liked to call all her pupils at the Fresh Air Branches, Thirty years , or more ago Miss Strathcm started what was probably the first Working Girls' Vacation Home, through furnishing and equipping a farmhouse at Hadlyme, Connecticut, where her young people and their friends could pass the brief vacation days. A U An informal party was held at the house Saturday evening, Mrs. William Kennedy acted as chapcrone. Dancing was enjoyed music being furnished by I he Metropolitan ore orchestra. Metropolitan nostra. Mr. and Mrs. Ritzcr were guests at dinner at the Mouse last Tuesday evening. Miss Eunice Ferine and Miss Jennie Anthony were dinner guests In 1908 she organized the Mothat the House Thursday evening. ers' Helpers Association, where she i r ic <> unci,i!,.,. ....,.: n,...UMiss TLansing andi A,r..„ Mrs, r,. B trained "little mothers" in the art Florence Fitch, '21, entertained alled (at meyre o f Meclianieville, called Grace Griffin, '19, and Anna Burrcll, of housekeeping, In the afternoons thee House ri.uuau Friday XMiiuty evening. (jvuiiuty. she had club's for the younger boys Miss Agnes Futterer and Miss '19, at the House last week end. and girls still attending school, and Marcella Ryan, '20, spent Satur- in Ruth Murtaugh poured at the Delta Ihe evenings for the working table in the Intcrsororiiy tea Satur- day with us. men and women. For many years We are glad to announce the en- she felt the need of a work of this day afternoon. Alice Richmond, '20, and Flor- gagement of Dorothy Banner, '20, character; since then other organience Stubhs, '20, spent the week end to Lynn G, Barnes of Albany. zations have followed her example. Florence Fitch, '21, will be at the at the House, Every Shrove Tuesday, a reunion Martha Parry, '22, and Anne Practice House during the month of was held of Miss Stratiicm's forO'Neil, '22, spent Sunday night at November. mer pupils whom she held together We wish to express our deepest the House. through her happy, enthusiastic regrets for Hazel Brimmer, '20, at leadership while many were enthe loss of her mother, II •!• couraged and personally aided to Dorothy Banner, '20, spent the fit themselves for real leadership, An informal dance was held Fri- week-end at the House. On this occasion, the pupils sang day evening and Mrs. Harold AnMarion Rose, '23, was a week- old songs, talked over old times, drews chaperoned. visitor at her home at Hudson, drank coffee and ate doughnuts, ' Elizabeth Archibold, '20, Anne end N. Y. and always ended up the evening Fortanicr, '20, and Beth Osborn, Willi "Auld Lang Sync." Those who '20, attended the Intersorority tea. K AP were unable to come wrote letters. Viola Holmes, '23, was a guest of K A 1' will give a fall dance at the Margaret Kirtland, '22, Monday Aurania Club Friday evening, No- Not only did boys and girls of years ago come, but they brought their evening, vember 12, children and grandchildren. Plans Beth Osborn, '20, -was a dinner G, Curtin, '19, visited College on were under way to celebrate the guest at the House Saturday, election day, Fiftieth Reunion next year. Georgia Koch, '22, and Mar'20, attended a meetgaret Myers, '22, spent the week- ingL, ofHofmann, All those Who came in contact part time school principals end at the House. with Miss Strathcm will suffer an Albany last Friday, Helen Van Aken, '22, spent Sun- in Gamma irreparable loss in her death. Frr welcomes Howard Flynn, SS years she day in Rensselaer. has radiated her inpledge member. fluence to thousands of boys and My fan wy Williams, '21, spent '23,M.as,a Hathorn, '21, and W. Gray, girls. She was a noble character, Sunday with Beth Osborn, '20, '23, have left for Franklin, Indiana, possessing a sweet, kind disposiwhere they will attend the National tion, aiways sacrificing herself for > r Convention of Kappa Delta Rho, Miss Jane Louise Jones was a which will be held at Epsilon Chap- the benefit of others. She was a power in the neighborhood which dinner guest Sunday. ter. will be hard to replace. Lela Cackencr, '22, was the guest Gamma expects Jack McCluer, The blessings of all her hoys and of Tsahcllc Peck, '22, at her home ex-'21, to return to college next girls follow this noble women. Tt in Mcnands, Thursday night. semester. is hoped that all her former pupils Miss Phillips, Miss Card and Miss and friends will continue the work Doris Davey, '21, were guests for BUY A PED thereby establishing a memorial so lunch Sunday night. that the memory of her love and Doris Davey, '21, spent Sunday Yes, I remember now lajbor may be perpetuated. night at the House. That bright remark I made. He Wrecked the Office But I could have K A Miss Hadscll called at the House Furnished Jinkson, visiting a small Western A better. Wednesday. town, lost his pet dog. He rushed Miss Cohh had tea at the House to the newspaper office and handed Sunday night. in an advertisement,'offering $100 ANNIE WHITE reward for the return of his com-, Harriet Rising and Helen Voclc-' STRATHEM ker spent Sunday in Troy, panion. Later he returned to the office to have inserted " N o quesMabel Gage and Pauline Georgej Teacher and Social Worker for 55 tions asked." When he arrived at went home for the week-end, Years—Former Normal School the office only a small boy was to Mary Grahn called at the House Graduate be seen. Saturday, "Where is the editor?" he asked. Marjoric Potter and Mabel Gage! Miss Annie White Strathcm, 73. " Out." went home to vote last week cnd.i years old, died on Thursday even" T h e assistant editor?" • ing, October 21, 1920, after a linger• H 8 ' ; "Out." ing illness. Miss Strathem was "Well, the reporter?" i Laura Gorman, '19, was a dinnerj born in France and she received; "Out," . '„ ' < guest at the House Saturday even-! her.education at the.Albany State; "The printer?" . ing. ,, I Normal School, from which' she " Out," ' i •„Hehn Hayesr'23,-spent the week- graduated in 1870. "Where has the staff gone to?" She was a pioneer worker of the end at her ; homc. "All out looking for your dogl" Anna Brown, '13, and Miss Tcm- Children's Aid Society, beginning Page Three STAHLERS Ice Cream and Confectionery MUSIC 299 Central Avenue -:- Albany, N. V. Dp you want to be popular ? THEN Y O U MUST PLAY POPULAR MUSIC We teach you Ragtime Piano Ploying Within 25 Lessons WINN S C H O O L 3 9 2 Clinton A v e , West 1319.J Mac's Restaurant H a l f F r i e d Chickens W h e a t Cakes Oysters and C l a m s C o u n t r y Sausage Steaks and Chops A L W A Y S OPEN 295 Central Ave. Eait of Theatre FRANK II. EVOHY & CO. Printers .'HI anil HH Heaver Street Fountain Pent of Quality Moore's Waterman's GWJI *Pen Warranted to give Per/eel Satisfaction Christmas C a r d s — C a l e n d e r s Davis Quality Cards—Gibson Art Cards GrcctinR Cards for all Occasions College Stationery "With Seal of Stale College" 1921 Diaries BRENNAN'S Stationery Store Cor. Wuhinglon snd Lake Avenues Opposite High School Same Line of Merchandise with New Additions COLLEGE PHARMACY Cor. Western and No. Lake Avcs. The Garden Lunches ICE CREAM AND CONFECTION 297 Central Ave. Albany, N. Y. MRS. E. WATSON, Proprietor Cocrell & Leonard 472-478 Broadway Albany, N. Y . WEARABLES FOR WOMEN Shoes Frocks Furs Suits Tailored Hats Luggage Quality SILKS And Dreaa Good* At H E W E T T S SILK S H O P OV ",10c!st«e5""d 1 S - 1 7 Ht ' f t u l S,< Kattrein Engraver, Printer and Stationer College and Wedding'. "'^ Stationer 45 Maiden Lane Albany, N. Y. STATE COLLEGE NEWS, NOVEMBER 11, 1920 Page Four Illustrating a Definition In proving a match to the browbeating lawyer the woman witness is probably in the majority. At a recent case in court a woman witness was giving very damaging evidence against the prisoner, and the attorney for the defense, nettled at her manner, decided to embarrass her if he could. " In giving your testimony, madam, I observe that you are constantly using the word 'irony,' May I ask if you comprehended its true meaning?" " Well, f think I do. I will illustrate, ff I were to call you a gentleman I should unquestionably be indulging in most decided irony." The "NEW" College Shoe The above represents the type of shoe that is going to be worn extensively by college students this Fall. Il has .1 medium round loc with straight inner border, broad low heel andflexibleahank. It has been approved by the tfnt.Y.W'.C.A. and alio a majorily ol the College Dcpt. ol Physical Education throughout the country. For Men and Womtn McAuliK & Gallagher 2224 Steuben St. Albioy, N. Y. F O O T B A L L REVIVED Continued from Page 1. K. E. iiimtnclstcin Johnson Q. B, 1. Cassavant Carrolan L. H. B. Sherlock J. Cassavant R, H, B. Baker Shcrlcy F. B. Bliss Flynn SOPHOMORES LOSE Continued from Page 1. gcr of losing, the score being 16 to 4 at half time. Score: Seniors Name and position T. Cassavant, rf Sherlock, lg Hathorn, c Baker, rg H. Polt, lg Hakes, lg fb 6 1 3 1 1 2 fp 7 0 0 0 0 0 tp 19 2 6 2 2 4 14 7 35 Sophomores Name and position fb fp tp Hynn, rf 0 0 0 Gray, If Riley, c . . . . Johnson, rg Dobris, lg MacFarlane, rg 1 0 3 0 0 1 0 7 0 0 3 0 13 0 0 4 8 16 Summary: Score at half time, seniors, 16; sophomores, 4. Referee, Snavciy. Timekeeper, Bagley. Scorer, Bruce. Time of periods, 15 minutes. S E N I O R S SCORE Continued from Page 1. Hathorn, lg 4 0 8 14 1 29 Freshmen Name and position Sherley, rf J. Cassavant, If McKcon, c Putnam, rg Scott, lg fb 0 2 5 0 0 fp 3 1 0 0 0 tp 3 5 10 0 0 ~7~4 18 Summary: Score at half time, seniors, 14; freshmen, 13. Referee, Snavciy. Timekeeper, Johnson, Scorer, Bruce. Time of halves, 15 minutes. Dugan: " P h w a t seems ter b' th' matter wjd Switchman O'Hooligan? He hardly spakes ter anyone." Casey:.,"It's a mad man he is, Dugan. Th' other day he loaned somewan three dollars on a dollar watch:" Big Hats and Old Age In opening the services one Sunday recently, the pastor of one of the fashionable churches said: " F o r three Sundays I have asked the women in this church to remove their hats during service. My appeal has been unheeded, and now I see wherein I was wrong. I was inconsiderate of the comforts of the aged and infirm, so I have made a new rule. Hereafter all women of forty years of age or over will be permitted to wear their hats during the service," Within twenty seconds every woman in the church was bareheaded. Life in a Flat " Hello, Tom, old man, got your new flat fitted up yet?" " Not finite," answered the friend. " Say, do you know where I can buy a folding toothbrush?" Tommy's Inspiration They were at dinner and the dainties were on the table. "Will you take tart or pudding?" asked Papa of Tommy, " Tart," said Tommy promptly. His father sighed as he recalled the many lessons on manners he had given the boy. "Tart, what?" he queried kindly. But Tommy's eyes were glued on the pastry, "Tart, what?" asked the father again, sharply this time, "Tart first," answered Tommy triumphantly. It Was Hopeless " Be careful," said the foreman of the construction gang to a green hand who had just been put on the job, "keep your eyes open. When you sec a train coming, throw down your tools and jump off the tracks. Run like blazes! " "Sure!" said Thomas, and began to swing the pick. In a few minutes the express came whirling along. Thomas threw down his pick and started up the track ahead of the train as fast as he could. The train overtook him and tossed him into a ditch. Badly shaken up, he was taken to the hospital, where the foreman visited him. "You blithering idiot!" said the foreman. " Didn't I tell you to take care and get out of the way? Why didn't you run up the side of the hill? " Up the soide of the hill, is it, sor?" said Thomas through his bandages on his face, " Up the soide of the hill? By the powers. I cannot bate it on the level, let alone running' up-hill!" Pullman porter (to aged man as train pulls into a depot)—" Brush you off, sir?" 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