State College News N E W rORK STATE ESTABLISHED IV VOL. FACULTY NoTl ALBANY, RECEPTION Juniors Present Their Freshmen Sisters to the F a c u l t y . T h e faculty informally received the F r e s h m e n and o t h e r new s t u d e n t s , escorted by the J u n i o r s , in the g y m n a s i u m Friday evcfititg from eight to eleven. Among those of the faculty who met the Freshmen were: Dr. Rrubaclier, Dean H o r n e r , Dean Pierce, Dr. Richardson, Mrs. Frear, Miss Carmocly, Professor Douglass, Dr. Coinvcll, Miss Cobb, Mr. K i n l a n d , Professor Birchenough, Miss M a r tinez, Professor Sayles, Professor W'ondard, Mrs. Woodard, Dr. Hale. Dr. Painter, Professor W a l ker, Miss Wallace, Miss Futtcrer, Professor Decker, Miss J o n e s and I )r. J ' h o m p s o n . I hiring the evening a short prog r a m was given, Professor Douglass acting as m a s t e r of c e r e monies. After a delightful piano solo by Myl'anwy Williams, Dr. B r u b a c h e r was introduced. The President recalled sonic of his o w n personal experiences as a F r e s h man and then welcomed the class ('onlinited on page 3. ELECTION OF BOARD FINANCE OF T o m o r r o w Morning. T h e election of m e m b e r s to tile .Student Board of Finance for this year will take place in \ s s e m h l y tomorrow morning. Five s t u d e n t m e m b e r s are elected, in class m e e t i n g s , two from each of the upper classes ami one from the S o p h o m o r e class. A treasurer, faculty alumnus of Slate College, is to be appointed by the P r e s i d e n t and one faculty m e m b e r elected by the student body. T h i s board is to regulate all financial affairs oi student activity. A budget will be made out at I lie b e g i n n i n g of the year r e p r e s e n t i n g the expenses of the Athletic Council, the " Xcws," the " Q u a r t e r l y , " the Art and D r a m a t i c Council, G. A. A., and o t h e r o r g a n i z a t i o n s . T h e n the amount of the blanket tax will be d e t e r m i n e d , collected and the a p p o r t i o n m e n t of funds to each of these units will be made. TO TRAIN IN LAND CLEVE- H u b b a r d Will Coach in Athletics at W e s t e r n Reserve. W e s t e r n Reserve I'nivcrsity has chosen Claude II. H u b b a r d , the veteran coach of g y m n a s t i c s and i n d o o r athletics from Amherst, Mass., to lake charge of that kind of physical training at the Cleveland "school. Hubbard is a 1916 g r a d u a t e in physical education at H a r v a r d . Hast year lie was at the Missouri Stale Normal School at W a r r e n s b u r g , where he was in c o m m a n d of the S t u d e n t s ' A r m y T r a i n i n g Corps. Previously he was coach and physical director at the N e w York Stale College at Albany, COLLEGE BY T H E CLASS FOR OF TEACHERS 1918 N. Y., SEPTEMBER--25, 1919 "~ ~ ' FIRST STUDENT ASSEMBLY Dr. Brubacher Addresses Student Body T h e first student assembly of the year was held Friday m o r n i n g at 9:11(1 o'clock in the auditorium. Alter e x t e n d i n g the official g r e e t ings of Slate College to the student body and particularly to the class of 1923, Dr. Brubacher spoke on " 'flic Relation of the Present Unrest to Education." He deplored the fact thai there was such a great shortage of teachers, due to the more attractive salaries offered in oilier fields. Dr. Ilrubaclier said that fifty per cent of the college stllilellls bad left college during the war period. attracted by the o t h e r positions. He also made the statement that there was a great s h o r t a g e of li ichers in lr lining. I Ins i nidi lion may be found to be true, not only in Stale College, but in vari OIIS other institutions t h r o u g h o u t the country. T h i s s h o r t a g e is not only due to the present unrest, but to the fact thai the teaching p r o l'( ssion lias been one of the lowest paid professions in the c o u n t r y . Teachers in some places receive less than si reel cleaners and g a r b age collectors. Yet, a better day has come, for the class of 1919 LECTURES BY REV. J. T. SLATTERY Unusual Opportunity College. for State ; went forth to teach at salaries | above fifty per cent of t h a t of t h e class of 1915. W'e are now face to face with a d e m a n d which is decidedly g r e a t e r and when 1923 j e n t e r s the profession, l e a c h i n g will I be regarded as any o t h e r well-paid j profession. Dr. Ilrubaclier further emplia ! sized the point that these facts are ! especially significant at this lime when education is so much needed, nol only in I lie political field, but in the economic field as well, l i e urged the s t u d e n t s to realize the | turmoil raging o u t s i d e of the aca| di mic s u r r o u n d i n g s , and to be j alive to the big p r o b l e m s of today. I He pointed out the i m p o r t a n c e of I be struggle between capital ami labor; of g o v e r n m e n t ownership ami be especially e m p h a s i z e d the importance of the e d u c a t i o n of the inning-rant as the s t u d e n t s ' own particular problem. C e o r g e S e h i a v o n e , president of the Senior class, a n n o u n c e d that the Colistilltti if the Student Finance Hoard would be read in chapel Friday m o r n i n g after which elections to the board would occur. Continued on page 3. NEW FACULTY MEMBERS j Dr. Caroline Crosdale, g r a d u a t e ; of Philadelphia N o r m a l School and The Rev. J. T. Slatlery, I'b. D.. ! Medical College, formerly at the will give live Friday m o r n i n g lee- jI University of P e n n s y l v a n i a , is to be Hires on the subject of " Dante.'' tin- director of a course in hygiene. 'file first lecture, on Oct. 31, will Dr. Ceil rude Douglas, who reIn. " Dante and Mis T i m e . " T h e ; subject for N'ov. 22 will be " Dante, !i! ceived her 11. A. at Smith and Ph. the M a n : " Dec. 12, " Dante's In- ! I), at Cornell, is to be an inslrucferno;" Ian. 16, " D a n t e ' s P e r g u - i| lor in the Biology d e p a r t m e n t . t e r e s : " Feb. 20, " Dante's P a r a Dr. Douglas was formerly of Lake dise." Slate College is e x c e p t i o n - j Eric College and Cornell U n i v e r ally fortunate in securing the scrv- I sity. ices of so learned a man as the I Miss Frances Martinez of SyraRev. Slatlery. Added to the gencuse is to be an i n s t r u c t o r in eral interest ill the Rev. S l a t l e r y Spanish and French. and his subject is the fact that he received his M. A. degree from Miss Geralcliiic M. M u r r a y , a Slate College in 1916. g r a d u a t e of Stale College with an M. A. degree from Columbia, will be an instructor in English and suJUNIOR-FRESHMAN I pervisor of the P r e s s Club. " GET-TOGETHER " I Mr. M. J. Clark, of the N e w Held in College Gym. Haven Normal g y m n a s i u m , is to be 1 ho Athletic coach and i n s t r u c T h e J u n i o r s and F r e s h m e n met tor in physical education. Mr. in I he g y m n a s i u m S a t u r d a y afterClark was an i n s t r u c t o r in the avianoon from three to live under the tion section-of the A. E, P . direction of Harriet H o l m e s . T h e Miss Beulah Spilsbury, g r a d u purpose of the g e t - t o g e t h e r was ate of Columbia, f o r m e r l y at the to present each F r e s h m a n to h e r J u n i o r sister, if they had not alT e m p l e University, Philadelphia, ready become acquainted, Mary is an instructor in H o u s e h o l d A r t s . Whish led in the singing of Slate Miss Louise G o l d b e r g , S t a t e ColCollege songs. N'ellie P a r k h u r s t lege, 1918, is to be an i n s t r u c t o r in and Mary Gralm had charge of the cookery and an a s s i s t a n t to Miss games. T h e r e was d a n c i n g from Van Liew. four until live. $2.00 PER YEAR J O I N T VESPER SERVICE D e a n H o r n e r Speaks. On S u n d a y afternoon, September 20, was held the first NcwmanY. W. C. A, vesper service in the auditorium. Many m e m b e r s of both o r g a n i z a t i o n s attended. T h e service was opened with the singing of familiar h y m n s , Lovisa V e d d e r and Ellen Doiiolnte presiding. F o l l o w i n g the h y m n s was a violin solo by G e r t r u d e Southard, '21, accompanied by E s t h e r C r a m e r , '21. Dean H o r n e r was then a n n o u n c e d by Miss Donohtie as the speaker for the afternoon. After e x p r e s s i n g his pleasure in r e g a r d to the joint service of twd Mich influential bodies as Newman I lub and the V. W. C. A., and their position in college life, he said in p a r t : " T'he Church and the State should be separate and every man should have the unrestrained right to w o r s h i p Cod in his own way. T h i s principle is observed in thisC o l l e g e ; this m e e t i n g is an example of the principle. " I am g o i n g to take for my text one that I .should like to see inscribed above the p o r t a l s of this i n s t i t u t i o n ; in all its classrooms, and l a b o r a t o r i e s . You will find it in the fourth chapter of the Philippians, verses eight and nine. " O u r new students have cometo us in an unusual time of t h e world's history. T o d a y ' s history is in the m a k i n g ; b o u n d a r i e s arc being c h a n g e d ; the world is being made over. W h a t men call ' W o r l d P e a c e ' is about to be established. Much blood was shed to b r i n g thisabout, I believe the w a r was b r o u g h t a b o u t by one nation that denied the things of the text. " I s u p p o s e we o u g h t to feel that the God of Peace should be with us — y e t w a r is still with us. E v e r y w h e r e there is u n r e s t and t u r m o i l , and the secret of the unContinued on page 3. MUSIC CLUB PLANS BUSY YEAR I n s t r u m e n t a l Club t o Be O r g a n i z e d — F i r s t Meeting, Monday, Sept. 28. Sign up for the new Music Club now. A paper is posted on the bulletin board in the r o t u n d a ; all w h o are interested please sign up a n d indicate the i n s t r u m e n t played. T h e first meeting of Music Club will be held at four o'clock o n M o n d a y , S e p t e m b e r , 29, in the audit o r i u m . T h e entire s t u d e n t body is invited. All old m e m b e r s come and b r i n g several F r e s h m e n and y o u r college s o n g books. There will be c h o r u s singing and the following p r o g r a m : D u c t — F l o r e n c e Stithbs, M a r g a r e t Reiining. R e a d i n g — Miriam Smith. P i a n o Solo — M a r y G r a h n . Vocal Solo — M a r y W h i s h . Violin Solo — G e r t r u d e S o u t h a r d , a c c o m p a n i e d by A l b e r t a Silkworth. Reading — Dorothy Wight. Page 2 STATE COLLEGE NEWS, SEPTEMBER 25, 1919 State College laws Vol. IV SEPT, 25, 1919 No, 2 Published weekly, on Thursdays, during the college year, by the Student Body of the New York State College for Teachers, at Albany, New York. T h e subscription rate is t w o doll a r s p e r year, Advertising rates m a y be had on application t o t h e Business m a n a g e r . Articles, manuscripts, etc., must be in the hands of the Editor befort S a t u r d a y of the week p r e c e d i n g publication. Editor-in-chief, K e n n e t h P. Holben, '20 M a n a g i n g Editor, E l s i e VV. H a n b u r y , '20 Business M a n a g e r , Ellen C. Donahue, '20 '.Subscription Manager, B e r t h a West, '20 A s s i s t a n t Business M a n a g e r , E d n a L o w e r r c c , '21 Associate E d i t o r s , F. Reginald Bruce, '21 F l o r e n c e Stanbro, '21 M a r y E. Whish, '21 Marjoric Potter, '21 Louise P e r s o n s , '22 Elisa Rigouard, '22 COLLEGE ATHLETICS I t ' s being said new w o r k e r s in all lines of college activity are needed. It must he always so, for each Fall a critical examination of new s t u d e n t s and discoveries in the abilities of older ones, result in the c a r r y i n g on of our work, maintaini n g our s t a n d a r d s of achievement, H a v e you looked around the halls for possible athletic m a t e r i a l ? Have you noticed the n u m b e r of h u s k y Frosh who are g o i n g to try o u t for Varsity teams? A new coach, financial backing, t h e return from service of numerous " s t a r s , " and an e n c o u r a g i n g influx of new men f o r e s h a d o w s , a m o s t successful athletic s e a s o n ; t h a t is, if these element's can all be b r o u g h t into an efficient working correlation. Tt's up to every man w h e t h e r lie has ever gone into athletics before or not, to come out and try out. T h e r e will be possibilities for development in baseball, basketball, hockey, track, tennis and s o m e •football. In colleges whose e n r o l l m e n t s of m e n are l a r g e r than ours, c o m p u l s o r y participation in some way or o t h e r in o u t d o o r and indoor s p o r t s is being enforced. Some s t u d e n t s m a y not be physically able to e n t e r actively into the various s p o r t s , but t h e r e is always a j o b for h u s t l e r s as assistant managers, s c o r e keepers, ticket sellers or u s h e r s . T h e r e is a lot of work c o n n e c t e d with every game staged and the. players have I heir own w o r k to d o on the court, d i a m o n d •or rink w i t h o u t having lo b o t h e r with schedules, financial a r r a n g e m e n t s or audience m a n a g e m e n t . Besides t r y i n g out for V a r s i t y t e a m s , there is always sharp comp e t i t i o n for places on class t e a m s . O u r inter-class games often prove a s e x c i t i n g as the " r e g u l a r " ones. P a r t i c i p a t i o n in these events p r o v i d e s o p p o r t u n i t y to show a class l o y a l l y . N o t only participation in t h e g a m e s themselves nn the part of the players, but the e n t h u s i a s t i c a t t e n d a n c e of every class m e m b e r b r i n g s a b o u t solidity of class spirit and success. T h e r e is the " N e w s " B o a r d lo w o r k for, the " Q u a r t e r l y , " and m e m b e r s h i n in the various clubs, b e s i d e s athletics. Xo one is ever loo busy to try his hand at helping out in s o m e line and eventually helping himself to a place in college life. OUR ADVERTISERS i | j j s m o k e r s held lasl year, e v e r y o n e had the best possible times and more of them arc needed now', Fellows r e l u m e d from service have become accustomed to m a k i n g new friends rapidly, so s h y n e s s o u g h t not to keep anyone a w a y . On with the dances and the s m o k e r s — We're y o u n g but once and t h a t ' s only as long as we feel sol One of the biggest a s s e t s of a paper, w h e t h e r it he a m o n t h l y , or a weekly, or a daily, is it advertisements. W h e n we use the term 1923 H A N D B O O K asset, we are speak ng of financial assels. 11 is true that m a n y of us skip the "ads," hul they are I here T h e J u n i o r class certainly dej u s t the same. F u r t h e r m o r e , if we serves a lot of credit for the suctook the. trouble, we would find cessful Hand Hook they have lit how m a n y business men ami achieved for 1923. T h e s e b o o k s business firms are willing to spend j are good-looking, and a r e a great money in t h e form of advertisehelp in e n l i g h t e n i n g the " n o v i t i menls in the " Slate College N e w s . " : a t e s . " Much lime and work has .And here is a n o t h e r i m p o r t a n t i been spent in p r e p a r i n g I hem and item: T h e editors need this money j we hope the Frosh will a p p r e c i a t e to help keep up I he publication of I the effort and will keep '22 busy this paper. T h e m o n e y that the \ enforcing all rules. " N e w s " is to be a p p o r t i o n e d by 1 the Finance Hoard is by no m e a n s ; T H E B O O K EXCHANGE enough to cover the yearly ex- ! penses which, by the "way, have \ vVanl to sell your old b o o k s ? greatly increased. Wall I to buy s e c o n d - h a n d b o n k s ? .Now it s t a n d s lo reason that ,| K . College Bonk E N (;(l tll | these business men d e m a n d s . m e c 1 a „ R C {„ the lower hall, return for their money, and it s up .Mornings, every day at 11.00. lo us to see thai this d e m a n d is LtlMch pcHo(|( c f, met, I he only w a y we a r e g o i n g A f t e r n o o n s : Mon„ Wed., Fri., to meet ii is by p a t r o n i z i n g our I j : n , , . '|; U es., Tluirs, 3:00 advertisers. If we arc in need, say ; ,|u, l](l|lV(. l h a l is ( , „ , T l ) i s is ol stationery, note hooks, or the > ,,.,„,,;„„. l l s ,,„ a | | ( h e College hkc, il is our duly lo buy them ; |, u ||, o n boards. We have long fell from those who advertise in the | L h c |1(, .,, l l f , , , „ „ . , h j |ik|,' | M . '.News. I hese people are help | a n d w . c o n g r a t u l a t e these girls ','•" »s out — a n d n s up to us to | u . h ( , h ; i v ( , s h ,- ) W 1 ) | l u . initiative "f,,,,! show our appreciation by purchas- : p c p ,,, „,.,,., .,„ e x c h a n g e ,,, this m g whatever we can oi t h e m . i S , „ . L T h c 1 ) l J ( l | < Cxchanire. we unL here arc precious few ol us who | derstaud, is to be a pcrmaiteiil enwould be willing to lay out a large j tcrprisc, and il will be mosl active sum ol money in a college paper j j„ l h c ,,,,,.„„,,, , | a y s „f C f ,||ege a l l ( | advertising our wares, and t h e n reT h i s p r o j e c t ' needs al mjf|.yearSi ceivc no trade to r e c o m p e n s e thai ; ,|„, s l , p p r , r l ,,,' || H . S | i u | c n l body, investment. \\ m i d we not beand it's up to you, u p p e r - c l a s s m e n , come pretty sore when we found ,,, f | j K ,| 1C | ) f l o k s t | l a i V(U i n o out that college students bought all ,,,,, ,,,,. W ( m ( | ; u . ( . , | H , n | „," d l I heir supplies Irom noiiadvcrtisers? | „ f " e x c h a n g e " girls, m a k e some And furthermore, would we not be ,-,„. yourselves — a n d inci m n n e y inclined to slop that ad? Per, | e „ t a | | y help out a m i g h t y good lectly logical, i s n t it? proposition, ' State ( cdlege is noted for her onheS|fmM.:i's1,elli,s^s!,!l,oUMl'for NOTICE EVERYONE! her loyal and hearty support in • all college activities; and one of T h e " N e w s " is issued every lite biggest of activities is (he T h u r s d a y afternoon. In o r d e r lo "News.'1 By p a t r o n i z i n g thc adhave the paper out al this lime all vertisers we are indirectly b o o m i n g material iiuisl be in the publication lhc " N e w s ; " we are giving ii our office before leu o'clock M o n d a y support, T h e n lei us continue this morning. All article- are to be standard we have sei up and help written on one side of the paper lo make our College publication a l only! Unless these rules are folsucccss in every possible way. | lowed the board will noi be responsible for the n o n - a p p e a r a n c e H O W ABOUT IT? I •'< •'">' material. F.very o r g a n i z a ; in n in college has a s e c r e t a r y or : W h a t ' s happened to our custom reporter, or |,olh, T h e s e people of plaza dances, or fas (he seas >n : .' u ' n '. c k ' c t c d " ' " ' ' a s > " ' ' ' l a l p u r p o s e passed? N u m e r o u s inquiries from , '" V I 0 W — . ' " 1 kt ' t, P account of and Alumni and F r e s h m - i .-..,,.-.-,-,,i,„• o incoming I 'nake_ public I he d o i n g s ol their r irgamzation I hem have been received, but n . I ' one can a n s w e r such queries. W h o is responsible for thc lack of ihese j N E W A S S O C I A T E E D I T O R pleasurable affairs?' S e n i o r s are, APPOINTED of course, loo busy wi'h llicir practice l e a c h i n g ; J u n i o r s have their b r o t h e r s and sisters lo look Al ii meeting of ihe Senior a ' i c r ; S o p h o m o r e s have rules lo F.diiors of i \ - " News," Reginald enforce; and 1923-—they're the F. Bruce, '21, was elected lo Hie ones that should be entertained, position of Fifth |uni. r Ass >ciale F.diior. If the weather has b e c o m e too inclement for a dance on the plaza, Mr. Bruce has done line work, why can't we have a " b i g " affair both last year and Ibis, and dein the gym lo which all s t u d e n t s serves the a p p o i n t m e n t , l i e was plus the necessary n u m b e r of president of his class and has been Faculty are invited? O n e real geton lhc Athletic Council, l i e played t o g e t h e r of all s t u d e n t s in College on the '21 basketball learn and was certainly ought to foster geniality laid up one winter with an injured and drive a w a y all possible h o m e knee, l i e is a m e m b e r of Kappa sickness. Delta Rho. I le was in service during Ihe war in lhc S. A. T. C, at Receptions for F r e s h m e n by the Stale College, and suffered with the Faculty are all very well, but it's '•tin." lhc number of students thai new people gel to know lhal m a k e s Mr. Bruce's special line of work them feci al home. will be covering athletic events, T h c " N e w s " board c o n g r a t u l a t e s A n o t h e r thing lhal has been sughim on his appointment and welgested is a smoker for all lhc men, comes hi in to his new work. Faculty and students. At thc OFFICIAL NOTICES Physical education IC for F r e s h men. Men will begin al once instead of N o v e m b e r 1, as in p r e v i o u s years, and will be given t h r e e d a y s each week, instead of two, The new schedule is Monday, W e d n e s day and F r i d a y at .I'.SS in the g y m nasium. Physical education more men will also T h e schedule is T h u r s d a y at 2:05 nasium. 2C for S o p h o begin at once. Tuesday and in the g y m - Physical education 4 (advanced g y m n a s t i c s ) , will also begin as soon as a class can be o r g a n i z e d . S t u d e n t s who arc interested in this course should consult with Mr. Clark and theii see the Dean about registration, Changes in schedule for reasons will be permitted Monday, S e p t e m b e r 29. good until All students should consult the bulletin board for a s s i g n m e n t of seals in the auditorium. FORMER STUDENT RECEIVES APPOINTMENT Rev. Alfred J. Miller, ex '19, has accepted a call to the C o m m u n i t y ("Iniiili 11 ' o n g r c g a t i o n a l ) of Xorl ii Collins. \ . \ , Me is also taking work al Ihe University of Buffalo. MILLINERY COURSE The llome Economics Department wishes to call ihe a t t e n t i o n of lhc young u omen of [be I 'ollegc to the course in millinery —- 11 nine Economics 19 - • w hich is to be given under the direction of Miss Spilsbury, Thursday afternoon, from I :l() to 3:50 in R " II." This course i- especially a d a p t e d In general college students, and does not require any prerequisites. 11 is n<ii necessary even lhal the student be an efficient sewer; ihe only requirement is lhal the student be able to ban.lie sewing i m p l e m e n t s with some intelligence. T h e course will be adapted in the needs of the s t u d e n t s and will be taken up in sequence of p r o b l e m s , as follows: 1. 2, ing 3. 4, Simple v aiking hat. Renovation problem — makover old hat. W o r k in llower making. Al id-winter hat. KAPPA NU THETA Kappa XII T h e l a extends a cordial welcome to the Class of l''23, and wishes them a successful and j " \ ful \ ear. \\ e are glad to welcome to our rank- a- a siudcnl of S. C. T., Isatlnre llreslaw, a p r o m i n e n t m e m b e r of the K \ Chapter al lhc A l b a n y Law School. Elias Rrody, '21, speul a p; Ihe s u m m e r in the Catskills ai rest al the New York Uni\ KX House. Jack Tobias, 'IS, is leaching in New Jersey, and Isadore Chcsscn, 'IS, in Xew York. Jack Carp of R. P, I. spent the week vm\ in .Albany. Floury Rosenberg, valedictorian of Union College, 1919, was the recent guest of Isadore Leviue, '20. I s a d o r e Leviue has received an a p p o i n t m e n t as a substitute at the Albany High School. •+ STATE COLLEGE MEWS. SEPTEMBER 25, 1919 r> HOME ECONOMICS T h e d e p a r t m e n t wishes to announce the resignation of Miss E m m a I'. Garrison, who has accepted a position as head of the clothing work in Montana State College, Uozcman, M o n t a n a ; of Mrs. Helen I.ant/ Peterson, who is giving up her work in keep house with her husband, who has returned from Prance. Miss Jessie G, Cole has obtained a leave of absence for one year, and will study for her Master's degree at Columbia University. T h e d e p a r t m e n t has added to its staff Miss lieiiiah Spilslmry, who comes in lake charge of certain work in the Clothing Department. Miss Spilslmry received her Bachelor of Science degree at Columbia L'niversily, 1010. Previous to this, she had c h a r g e (for three y e a r s ) , of the Department of ( T i t h i n g at T e m p l e University, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Miss S'pilslniry will leach in the d e p a r t m e n t : Courses. ,C ilie second s e m e s t e r of Course 9: ('nurse 11: Course 12; Course 13, IS and IT She will also have •tupervisi f the dressmaking -ho,,. Miss Louise Goldberg comes to the d e p a r t m e n t for a year's work mi tin- facultv. She is a graduate of tli,' Mass ill' l'M7. Her experience c o m p r i s e s leaching in the rectorship of l he I omnmnily Kitchen in ('oo|ierstovvu, N'cw V,.rk, and of the W a r Kitchen at [•Ionic, N'cw York: and, for the last year, Miss Goldberg has heeii Assistant H e Demonstration Agent at Syracuse, New York, where her experience has been very l.n.ad. Miss Goldberg will assist in the department office pari lime, and will assist MisSleele in the development of certain l a b o r a t o r y held courses. KAPPA MU V Kappa Nu Lodge welcomes the following house girls: Ethel I I , - a n . ' 3 1 ; Marion llaskins, '20; lane SchuitMer '20; Mac ( ' m u n i , ' j o : Elizabeth O'Cminell, '20; Margaret V'angiira, '21: I lelcn f I'Bricn, '21 : < ieri rude Burns, '21 and Edna Mauelh, '21. Ailcen Russell, '19, is leaching hieiicb and English at Hudson l-'all-, N'. Y. K a t h r y u Bcstlc, 'IS, is leaching hiolotiv in Poiighkccpsie High S. ho.d. Ethel l l o j a n , '2d, visited Marion llaskins, '20, at her home in Skaneateles the past week. Mari in llaldwin, '19, is leaching at Livingston Manor. N. Y. ! lelen i I'lirien spent her vacation at T e r r a c e Park on the St. Lawrence K'iver. Mari- Carney. '19, is teaching I listor'v and Latin al Cherry Valley. N'.'Y. Marion l l a s k i n s and Mae ('ronin spent a few weeks al filufT Point. Elizabeth Carey, '22. visited Betlv O'Connell, '2(1, at her h o m e in llarrylowu-oii-1 tudson. Mildred ( I'Mallev, 'IS, and Helen ("Ibnsev, '17, are leaching al Highland Ealls. A g n e s Dennin, '19, is teaching at Marleboro ou-thc-Hudson. Marie Schnil/.ler, '17, attended s u m m e r school at Cornell Ullt'versity. Belly O'Connell spent the summer al Oak Reach, L. I., and Eairlield, Conn. J j i> -L * Page 3 PSI GAMMA ! stone into a pool and watched the | waves spread farther and farther | away from it? These, waves may Mrs. Clttbley, of Ringhamton, i be for Us t r u t h , h o n o r , justice, has r e t u r n e d home after a short j purify and loveliness. I would have j this your principle because State visit at the Psi G a m m a House, College believes in it," Ruth L a m b e r t , '19, and Harold T h e closing h y m n was followed Lambert were g u e s t s at The | by silent p r a y e r d u r i n g which the I louse last S a t u r d a y , I Peace Benediction v a s sung by K a l h e r y n Ball, '21, w h o has been j Mary !•',. W'hish, '21. After the detained at home by illness, reservice, lea was served in the gymturned to .Albany last Sunday. nasium by .Newman Club and V. W. C. A. Miss Cobb and Miss Winifred W e m p l c , '19, is teachWallace poured al one table; Mrs. ing in ' ileil ('ove, I,, I. Dcyo and Miss Carniody al Ihe Lyra W a t e r h o u s c , '19, is teachtit her, ing at Anieiiia. N. Y. KAPPA DELTA RHO Gamma extends c o n g r a t u l a t i o n s to Mr. and Mrs. K a y ' Tovviiselld, 'IS, on the birth of a son, Raymond H e d g e s T o w n s e n d . Dewey T o w n s e n d , 'IS; has received his discharge from the Marines and is with I'.radshaw in New York, Ernest Ptiderbaugh, ex-'19, has returned from b r a n c c to his home in S c h e n e c t a d y . We c o n g r a t u l a t e " S h o r t y " lla: Ii • i ii. '21, in winning one of the \ r n i y , Navy, Marine scholarships aw aided by in,-alls of a competitive e ' a n n u a l ion. Rav ' >'< 'onncll, 'Id was married to J o s e p h i n e Keating, '17, last June al the bride's h o m e in (Incida. " Eli " Whitney, a student al Cornell, and living at Beta's Lodge in Ithaca, visited i ..liege this week. H e n r y W o o d . 'IS. is teaching Physics, M a t h e m a t i c s , and Physi' grnphy at I 'on'nili. SIGMA NU KAPPA Lieut. T h e o d o r e Cassavant, ex'I'', is holm- on a fifteen-day furi ugh. After receiving his rfis charge lie expects to resume his • ourse at Stale College. Erancis I'iizgerald, '19. is teaching phvsical training at (slip I ligll School, Long Island. h'rancis b'itzgerakl, '19; George Schiavonc, '20 and Christian 1 hristian-cn, '18, a i t e n d e d s u m m e r -ession here. Merrell S.'iucrbrei, 'IS, principal of Hillsborough I li^h School, visited Albany lasl week. Kay Schneiblc, '17, has secured a position as head of the science d e p a r t m e n t a; the W a t e r v l i e l High School. KAPPA DELTA Harriet I-'.. Rising, '20, was a Lines! at the House several days his week. Henrietta Pitch, 'II, is taking additional work in Sociology, Kappa Delia lias received cards f'n in Niagara I'alls a n n o u n c i n g the V'rtlt of a d a u g h t e r to Mr. and Mrs. Waller Eraser. JOINT VESPER I 'i •niinued from SERVICE page 1. rest is to be found in a kind of national and personal selfishness. 1 t's a case of ' you work and earn bread, and I'll eal it.' T h i s was G e r m a n y ' s principle. She wanted not only her place in the sun but all of die sun. And that is also (he trouble with the present day unrest. " What can we do in this College to b e l t e r these conditions? We can't do so very much to be sure — bin have you ever cast a S o m e t h i n g H e Didn't FACULTY RECEPTION Continued from page I. of 192.3, d e s i g n a t i n g it as " Peace Class." Dr. lirtibarher slated that he was i m p r e s s e d by the geographical distribution of tlie class having met thai evening, e n t e r i n g students from all parts of I he Stale. Dean H o r n e r was introduced by Professor .Douglass as the first smiling mail you illeel here. T h e Dean welcomed the freshmen, the J u n i o r sisters and the J u n i o r pals • o b j e c t i n g to t he term Junior b r o t h e r as ha\ ing a mollycoddle . iiinl. T h e Dean said he hoped il would not I,,- long before the Ereshincn became infected with what he termed " bacillus c, dlegtIIIS," or Stale College spirit, and that they miglll soon bee <nie con verted |,> basketball religion as he had been when be c a m e In Stale College. A vocal snln by Miss Beimel t was g r e a t l y appreciated as was a reading by Dr. Hastings. 'I he select ion read was taken from " (', IWIH >v I lallads " and was skull upon the bar. Mr. Goodale saw it and picked it up. Holding it before him, in the m a n n e r of Hamlet, he exclaimed d r a m a t i c a l l y : "Alas, p o o r Yorick! I knew him well, H o r a t i o ! " A few days later a p a r t y of congenial friends began discussing the skull. " I w o n d e r who that once belonged lo? " said one of t h e m . " T h a i , " spoke up the b a r t e n d e r . " T h a t w a s s o m e guy n a m e d York, George Goodale was in here the o t h e r day and told me so. lie knew him well." en tilled " T h e Goll D a m Wheel." ,v iter ihe p r o g r a m refreshments e, nsisling of cream and cakes were served. STUDENT ASSEMBLY Continued from page I. I lean I I orner made several an nounccinciils, one of which was thai Ercshmcn were al all times welcome lo come to I he Dean, the Registrar and (he Preside!), <vilh their lr •aides, after they had con sidled their faculty advisors. SMILES An old Jefferson City c dored man c i u / h t a t w o - p o u n d catfish and was S' well satisfied with his skill as a fisherman thai he lay down and look a nap, with the fish beside him. A n o t h e r man came along soon after, picked up the fish ami lefi a half-pound one in ils place. W h e n the colored man woke ii|i the lirsl thine his eyes sought was the fish and ii to, k him several seconds to realize what had happened. T h e n , t u r n i n g the ash over, and scrutinizing il very closely, he exclaimed, " G u l l y , how dal lish am shvvunked I " A G. P . G. S t o r y In the early d a y s of Detroit's history, as a newspaperman George P. Goodale went everywhere and was k n o w n everywhere, As a lover of S h a k e s p e a r e lie could recite the lines of the bard on any and all occasions. h'or beauty of delivery and intelligent reading the greatest of a c t o r s could well have taken instruction from him, One day he d r o p p e d into one of the cafes where t h e leading ci'iz.eiis of Ihe old Detroit were wont to gather. T h e p r o p r i e t o r had long kept a T r u m a n skull to grin among the g l a s s w a r e on the shelf. While engaged in p u t t i n g in order that shelf Ihe b a r t e n d e r had placed the Have I le is a millionaire and yet T o d a y I can recall •villi glee I le wished to lighl a c i g a r e l l e Ami had to beg a match from me. A Counter Odor, "My wife gave a, rose lea y e s t e r day— everything scented with roses, you know." "A delicate conceit." "Yes, but things went w r o n g . T h e w o m a n in the adjoining Hat cooked a boiled d i n n e r . " — B o s t o n Transcript. T h e s e Cookery B o o k s . 11 was a lumber camp in the far wesl, says Loudon A n s w e r s . A new hand had just been signed up, and the foreman was deciding what he was lo do. "Can you cook?" he asked. " N o , " said the man, "but once 1 bought a cookery book." "Well, and didn't you learn anything from t h a t ? " asked Ihe foreman slightly surprised. " N o ; it was loo stupid," came the answer. "I couldn't gel ihe ingredients thai were mentioned. Everything in ihe hook began with 'Take a clean sauce pan,' and a clean sauce p,-Mi was a thing me ami my male never had in om- cabin!" - P h i l a d e l p h i a Public Ledger. A Dangerous Topic P a p a - " Bobby, if you had a little more spunk you would stand better in your class. Saw, do you know what spunk is ? " Bobby •" Yes. sir It's past participle of spank." DA WSON'S 259 Central Ave. Men's Furnishings Hats Shoes EYE GLASSES 5 S S O U T H PEARL STREET L. G. SCHNEIBLE PHARMACY ON COLLEGE CORNER Page 4 STATE COLLEGE NEWS, SEPTEMBER 25, 1919 "STATE COLLEGE QUARTERLY" SUBSCRIBERS FOR 1919-20 The editors of t h e College " Q u a r t e r l y " a r c d e s i r o u s to let t h e student body sec h o w m a n y g r a d u a t e s a r e interested in their publication, T h e following is t h e list of subscribers for t h e e n s u i n g year: Monica Cardiff A r c h e r Marion Bannister Arlien M. Bcardsley M a r g a r e t Decker G e r t r u d e Blair Josephine Brown A r t h u r D. Burns Hazel M. Bycrs Mildred Carswell Edna At.Croppell E s t h e r Christiansen Mary Colbeck Gerald F . Curtin Agnes Pennit.1 F.cna .\l. Escott Mary J. Fitzgerald I fa'zdl L I lenggc Dorothy M. Ilinklcman Agnes Hoffman Clara F. 11 older Florence M. J o h n s t o n Ruth M. Lambert .Margaret Major Mildred I. Mann O r c t t a JpfcConnell Ethel M c K c n n a Vcta A. Men-itt M a r g e r y Xeal Christy Nichols Mildred E . Oatcy Ruth Patterson H a n o i C. Poole Marion Posson D o r o t h y Roberts Gertrude Schcrmcrhorn Frances Severne Clara A. Siebcrt M a r t h a Stuart W, Earle Sutherland Donald M. T o w e r Marion T, T u b b s Winifred W e m p l c Olive M. W o o d w o r t h THE CITY Y. M. C. A. S t u d e n t s arc cordially invited t o the V. M , C . A., at N'orth Pearl and Steuben Streets for e n t e r t a i n m e n t s , lectures, gymnasium, swimming pool, bowling alleys, social events, m o v i n g pictures and the glad hand. S t u d e n t r a t e s : All privileges, college year, $5.00; social privileges, $1.00; $1.00 extra for each t w o m o u t h s of gym. PEDAGOGUE BOARD APPOINTED State College had a line Y e a r B o o k last year. T h i s y e a r ' s b o a r d is anxious to heat even that record. T o p u t out a Year Book on t i m e ; a book full of pep and fun, a book that will be a treasure in years hence, is no easy j o b . But, if hard work and co-operation can do it, this board will be successful. T h e P e d a g o g u e Board for this year consists of: Editor-in-Chief— Marion A. Beale. Business M a n a g e r — E l l e n D o n o hue. Advertising Managers — Earl Dorwaldt, Harriet Woolsey, Marion Baker. J o k e Editor — M a r g a r e t P e n n i n g . Art Editors — Mary McCarthy, Elizabeth Archibold. Subscription Manager — Agnes Nolan. L i t e r a r y E d i t o r s — Marion R a s kins, Elizabeth Gardner. P h o t o g r a p h E d i t o r s — V a n Allen Lobdcll, A g n e s Rabe. Athletic E d i t o r s — Isabel J o h n son, A r t h u r F e r g u s o n , SMILES If Mississippi and Missouri gave Maryland their N e w lerscy, what would D e l a w a r e ? Alaska (I'll a s k hcr,) My b r o t h e r repairs be works overtime. watches — He calls his wife Crystal because she is always on I he watch. He gave a fellow his watch, just to pass I he lime away. My b r o t h e r offered to bet ten to one that be could j u m p off the Hatiron building without hurling himself; the e l e v a t o r man took him up. We will be glad to show you how to take the H. C. L. out of clothes buying for fall Home of Hart Schaffner & Mark and Style Plus Clothes Dolan Clothing Co., Inc. 23-29 So. Pearl St. W o m e n were made before looking glasses, a n d they have been there ever since. Bigamist — a desperate creature Who seeks to divide his trouble by doubling it, Sni'oklng — an agreeable practice before m a r r i a g e ; a filthy habit after it. Albany Art Union Distinctive Photography 4 4 ISo. P e a r l S ( . A l b a n y . N . Y . Platonic Love — two holes in a mud-pie. A s h o w e r washes away I he pie and leaves I he holes. Main !t!t I M o t h e r - i n - l a w — an ever present r e m i n d e r I hat there is no ruse with out ils thorn. Matrimonial Knot - - a coil tied so tight with the slip of the tongue, that il takes the unite I strength of a bench and bar In pr\ it open again. PRICE, SERVICE AND QUALITY PRINTERS W h y should we never write upon an empty stomach? Paper i> preferable, W h y isn't the Moon rich? Because it s p e n d s ils q u a r t e r s getting full. What throe P's rule the world? Press, Pulpit a n d Petticoats. Blobbs: " T h e r e seems to be a s t r a n g e affinity between a colored man and a chicken." S l o b s : " N a t u r a l l y ; one is descended from 11 am and the other from E g g s . " R a g g l c s : " r told that lady I had beat my w a y a r o u n d t h e world." Scraggles: " W a s she interested?" R a g g l c s : " Y e s ; she g o t o u t a carpel and told me I could beat m y way to the d i n n e r table." " Oh, tell m e y o u r favorite air," be cried, T o t h e maiden d e m u r e and fair, And t h e maiden sighed a s she r e plied: " I guess it's a millionaire." Big E n o u g h T h e n " W h a t small feet your wife has! " " Yes, but they're plenty big e n o u g h when she s t a r t s to walk all over m e . " 'Printers of Slate College 5V«n s HAMILTON PRINTING 2 4 0 H A M I L T O N STREET COMPANY ALBANY. N. Y. f f l l l p f f P ^ l i n n l l P C National Simplex C o v e n a n d Fillers, Record V ^ U l l C g C k J U J J J J U C d B o o k i i Teachers Class Record Books, Lcose Leaf Note Books, W a t e r m a n , s Fountain P e n t , Eversharp Pencils. SPECIALS—Fine Linen Writing Paper with College Seal, SO cents. Fountain Pent, $ 1 . 2 5 each. Empire Camera Films, Developing a n d Printing. BRENNAN'S STATIONERY STORE p » K b S i i e ^ S Near State College Hard on John T h i s is t h e c o n t e n t s of the teleg r a m he r e c e i v e d : " D e a r J o h n : C o m e a s soon a s you can. A m d y i n g — K a t e . " After a l o n g j o u r n e y he arrived, to be m e t by K a t e herself. " W h y — w h a t did y o u mean by wiring you were dying?" he asked. " O h , " s h e said, " I wanted t o s a y that 1 w a s d y i n g t o sec you, b u t my 10 w o r d s r a n o u t a n d I h a d to stop."—Copied. Pop's Answer. "Pop, what a r e the silent w a t c h e s of the n i g h t ? " " T h e y , a r e t h e ones which their o w n e r s forgot to wind, son."—Baltimore A m e r i c a n . Poet—"1 want y o u to publish these p o e m s in book form," said a seedy-looking man to the London publisher. Publisher—"I'll look them over; H e a r d S o m e t h i n g Like T h i s Before but 1 c a n n o t p r o m i s e to bring them On a t r a n s p o r t t o F r a n c e were T r a i n s on o u r railroad hesitate out unless y o u have a well-known about 400 n e g r o e s w h o were all at this village only on Mondays, name." deathly seasick. A s the roll of the W e d n e s d a y s a n d Fridays, the mail P o e t — " T h a t ' s all right. M y boat g r e w w o r s e t h e y insisted upon being t h r o w e d off pormiscuous. n a m e is k n o w n w h e r e v e r t h e E n g g o i n g t o t h e b o w where the m o - lish l a n g u a g e is spoken." S o m e t i m e s t h e mail b a g hits o u r tion proved t o be increased. town a n d s o m e t i m e s it lands seven "Ah, indeed! W h a t is y o u r miles o u t in t h e country, all de- Finally, w h e n o n e could s t a n d it name?" no longer, be s a n k t o his knees, f e n d i n g on t h e speed of the train. "John Smith."—Rochester Times. O u r station agent, w h o was out praying, " O h , dear L o r d , call dis sea to a t t e n t i o n . " filling t h e switch lights with red " W h a t dirty h a n d s y o u have, oil t h e o t h e r night picked u p a Purdyvillc mail b a g which had Buying W a r Savings Stamps is the J o h n n i e ! " said his teacher. " W h a t would y o u s a y if I came to school rolled clear d o w n from that town beginning of wealth. that way?" in t h e wake of a train a week or so before a n d h a d n ' t been missed. Your postman will sell you W. S. S. " I w o u l d n ' t s a y nothin'," replied — I liekcyville Clarion. J o h n n i e . " I ' d be t o o polite." All you have to do is ask for them.