Outdoors: VanPutten book signing, Page 12. Features: Student bands on campus, Page 8. University ofWisconsin-Stevens Point Volume 45, No. 26 April 25, 2002 Student returns after•six mOnths in Afghanistan Photo courtesy of L. Fields, WI Rapids Daily Tribune Phil~is gets a warm welcome home from girlfriend, Martino. a month and half of no contact until he called and told me he was in. Uzbekistan." The Middle Eastern war Phillis was in Turkey when he touched home as UW-Stevens Point was informed his platoon would 23-year-old student, T.J. · Phillis, venture into Uzbekistan and then ventured to Afghanistan for. active Bagram, Afghanistan to set up a viiduty. Phillis, a Wisconsin Rapids lage at the air field. native, joined the tenth Mountain "I was afraid, but then again I Division, containing 1400 troops. wasn't," said Phillis. "Sure, when Phillis was stationed at Fort bullets are flying past your head, · Drum, New York. Six months ago, anyone would be scared, but then, his unit was called into actio11, you don't have time to think. You although they did not know where . just have to do what you were they were going. trained to do." "He told me many times he was Phillis participated in a 16-18 going to be called in soon," said hour fire fight, spent 11 days in the girlfriend Jamie Martino, Mosinee. mountains and helped all 1400 "Finally, he got the call that he was troops return home safely. leaving. I didn't even get a chance to "He tells us of stories living on say goodbye. After that, l waited for little food and water," said grandmother Mary Phillis. "He•s seen the -:. dead and injured, but, he's still the same. He carries himself and acts the same as before he left.!' Phillis agrees that he is the same person since he left, ~owever, he has a new appreciation for life. ''I learned that we can go quickly and that every day should count," he said. "People are so · valuable. I have to appreciate life." Phillis is the son of Barb and Tom and the grandson of Stevens Point residents Ivan and Mary Phillis. Phillis' family was anxious for his return and prayed persistently. "The day he returned [April 6] See PHILLIS on Page 2 ·Women's Resource Center_ take back the night Take Back the Night marches and the issues of safety, Marsha do we create a ·world with out rallies still display the same mes- Breeser of Sexual Assault Victim rape?" sage: stop violence against Services (SAYS) of Stevens The group provides a place The Women's Resource women. Point, assistant professor for men to talk about issues such Center (WRC) sponsored the "The overall purpose of this Michelle Brophy-Baermann of See RALLY on Page 2 13th annual Take Back the Night event to me is to bring awareness the politieal Rally Wednesday evening at of the issues of sexual and science departUW-Stevens Point. ·~ domestic violence to the ment, freshcampus and the commu- man student nity," said Alexa Priddy, Chris Talbot of coordinating director of the UWSP the WRC. "By bringing Gay-Straight people together, even . Alliance, and for one evening, we cre- Stephen Monate a support system, tagna of Men empowering ourselves Stopping Rape as women and identify- (MSR) m ing male allies." Madison. The rally began at 6 MSR was p.m. in the U.C. Encore founded in Photo by L. Zancanaro with a multitude of 1983 by men Signs displayed zero-tolerance for abuse. guest speakers repre- in the Madison senting different organizations community While the first Take Back the that deal with the issues of sexu- interested in Night rally originated almost 30 al assault and domestic violence. finding Photo by L. zancanaro anyears ago in Germany after a Speakers included: UWSP swers to the People gathered to support women s empowerment. series of sexual assaults, rapes Chancellor Thomas George on question "How and murders occurred, today's By-Mollie Mlodzik ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR Gay Pride Week educates about homosexuality By Amy Zepnick N EWS EDITOR The Gay-Straight Alliance (GSA) honored homosexuality in their annual Gay Pride Week held April22-April26 at UW-Stevens Point. Their motto, "Gay by chance . .. proud by choice" led the way, to campus events that credited the homosexual lifestyle. L-----lo_g_o_co_u-rte_s_y-of_G_S_A_b_ro-c-hu..Jre Gay Pride Week about ~969 in a New York bar show campus that we are an Alliance was called the Gay called the Stonewall. During that active organization open to any- Peoples Union complete with time, police raided gay bars and .one, gay or straight. Basically, we · membership cards.. In the arrested anyone inside. One night are proud of ourselves." nineties, the name changed to the when police invaded, the patrons The Gay-Straight Alliance is 10% Society because GLBT peoat the Stonewall decided not to go a student organization dedicated ple made up about I 0% of peacefully. This was the starting to providing educational, social American society. In the summer point for gay pride. and emotional support for gay, of 2000, the name was changed to · "In having Gay Pride Week lesbian, bisexual and transgen- the present-day Gay-Straight on campus, II said GSA member dered (GLBT) students. Alliance. Forty percent of memRebecca Conn, "we want to The organization has been on bers are straight and come to supincrease awareness of the Gay- campus for almost 30 years: "In port their GLBT friends. Alliance. We want to the eighties, the Gay-Straight Page 2 April25, 2002 Rally Contil)ued from Page 1 as: . masculinity, male socialization, violence and racism. The group also provides workshops for dorms, high schools, group homes, church groups, prisons and service providers · for "at risk" youth. Following the speakers, UWSP student Colleen Coy gave a dance presentation and UWSP students ·Jess Krueger and Sabrina Johnson read poems for the rally. Krueger, who has attended the event the past three years, was happy to take the stage and read her poem· about battered women. "I am excited to participate and have helped plan Take Back the Night this year," said Krueger, a senior at UWSP. . "Violence against women must stop, and I am happy to use my voice in the struggle." The rally also provided an .NE'NS open . forum that allowed the students and community members a chance to speak out against domestic violence and sexual assault. The event concluded with a march around UWSP and Stevens Point, and closed ' with a performance by folk singer A n n i e ""---""-----''Humphrey in · Encore Chancellor George speaks at rally. th e Room of the UC. jects she feels strongly about. . a Natt.ve Hump hr ey ts . "She is_ .a strong, dynamic American folk singer that uses Native Amencan woman that we her songs to speak out about her thought wou~d be the p:rfect end Ojibwe heritage and other sub- to the event,' added Pnddy. , Zdroik titled business person of the year Trish Zdroik, proprietor of TAZ Family Farms, 10144 State Road 66, Rosholt, has been named Wisconsin's Emerging Small Business Person of the Year by the Small Business Association. She will be .honored on June 7 at a breakfast in Milwaukee• Zdroik was nominated by the UW -Stevens Point Extension's Small Business _Development Center (SBDC). SBDC Director Vicki Lobermeier describes Zdroik as "a savvy entrepreneur with a heart of gold." _ "Trish and her husband, Tom, have created a multifaceted agriculture business prompted by a deep rooted belief in the values of family farming .and an unwavering desfre to produce chemicalfree crops and beef that is hormone and · antibiotic free," Lobermeier - - says. Spurred by their son Abe'~ heart condition and Trish's early .signs of multiple sclerosis, the Zdro~ are committed to pro- .. ducing food that will help . TAZ Family Farms houses goats, achieve optimum health and geese, chickens and turkeys. I~ quality of life for all families. has a large organic garden, plus acres of strawberries and Omega flaxseed. The farm provides a multitude of educational activities open to area families such as the Annual Harvest Nutrition Days, Easter Egg Hunt, horsedrawn Christmas caroling and tree cutting. Zdroik has written several children's books about sustainable agriculture. Her latest story, "Sunshine in My Tummy," focuses on how to take care of the earth's resources. In addition, she is involved with the March of Dimes and the Portage County Hunger Project. Lobermeier describes Zdroik and family Zdroik as "creative, tireless, They have spent countless hours business savvy and a leader in researching the health benefits of her family and cot:nmunity." low-fat beef rich in o!ll~ga-3 as well the use of flaxseed as feed. In addition to beef cattle, . UWSP The Pointer •Professor cuts hair for worthy cause One and a half feet of the ed the Scribner fund with a trademark locks of a University $65,000 donation to honor Kay's of Wisconsin-Stevens Point .pro- parents, UWSP alumni Charles fessor will be cut off at the and Mary Scribner, but a total of Biology Department's spring $1 million is needed. While fund banquet for the benefit of two raising efforts continue, Bell decided to meet his pledge of cutcauses. ting at least part of his hair before Professor Bob Bell, chair of the Biology Department, pledged the end of the year. "I'll keep growing it until to cut his hair last year as part of a fundraiser for a biology educa- someone. gives us the money to tion program. A hairdresser will shave it all off,'" he said. be on hand at the B e 11 department's annual feels he is awards ceremony helping two on Friday, April 26 good causin the Univers-ity es by doCenter Alumni nating the Room (5:45 p.m.) hair to to cut eighteen Locks of inches off his threeLove as foot length of hair, well as raiswhich will be ing moriey donated to Locks of for an eduLove. The nonprofcation proit organization program that vides custom wigs will ' have free or at low cost far reaching for children who effects. have lost their hair " With due to autoimmune ~......_.;;;......,.-.......,__.;;;.'this proBell gram we are condition called alopecia areata or other condi- trying to improve science_educations. tion in as many aspects as we "It feels g~od to do some- can," he said. "We'll be training thirig for somebody else," he high school biology. te'!chers for said. While Locks of Love asks the next generation." Many of for a minimum of 10 inches, Bell UWSP's biology graduates stay is donating 18 inches because and teach in the Central many girls helped by the organi- Wisconsin area, he added, so the zation request longer hair. program will enhance and "I wasn't looking to cut it, improve science education in but I wanted a novel way to raise nearby communities. funds,'' said Bell, who has been It won't bother Bell to cut his growing his hair for the nine hair. ':It's just protein," said the years he has been at UWSP. biologist. His children feel differBell issued a challenge to · ently, he said, because at 12 and 8 alumni of the biology department years old, the only way they last summer, offering to com- know their dad is with the long pletely shave his ~ead if hair. "The kids were among the $100,000 was raised for the first to suggest Locks of Love,!' . Scribner Scholar program, which said Bell, "and they grudgingly would provide the campus with a agreed that they could live withprofessor to teach biology educa- out the hair since it was going to tion courses, supervise biology such a good cause." student teachers and lead a masters in science education gradua~e program. Tuck and Kay Forsythe start- Phill_is Continued from Page 1 your education through University of Wisconsin Independent Learning! • • • • • • Hundreds of transferable and fully accredited UW courses , Year-round registration, anytime and any place Flexible pacing-yo~ have 12 months to complete a course · One-on-one guidance from instructors Speedy lesson turnaround Affordable courses: university-credit courses are $138/credit, plus a $50/course administrative fee was his grandpa's birthday," said Mary Phillis. "It was the best birthday present he could've gotten. We made him chocolate chir cookies, his favorite. It was like Christmas, Valentine's Day and Thanksgiving all in one." Phillis will be at home for six months until pos~ibly being called to another location. "I probably won't go back to Afhganistan," Phillis said. "There is a lot of tension building over therein Indonesia and Iraq. I might have to go there next." Want to write for The Pointer? I Call Amy 346-2249 or e-mail azepn842@uwsp.edu UWSP The Pointer · NEWS ~campus childcare renamed after assistant chancellor emerita, Godfrey _ Helen R. Godfrey, assi~tant "Helen's vision and~leader- annually in funding from SGA chancellor emerita at the ship over the years began before as well as support from the uniUniversity of Wisconsin-Stevens its time," Sprouse said. "She versity. Point, will be honored for her wanted to make sure the overall Godfrey credits the prolongtime dedication to campus needs of all students were being gram's growth, success and childcare on Thursday, May 2. met. Helen knew that nontradi- national accreditation to the The University Child tional students could not func- work of fmancial adviser and Learning and Care UWSP budget Center (UCLCC) will planner Rick be renamed The Helen Rothman, and a R. Godfrey University quality teaching Child Learning and ' staff, led by Care Center (HRGSprouse and UCLCC) in a ceremony · longtime teachbeginning at 6:30 p.m. . . ers Andersen at the center, located in and Mary the lower level of Talbot. Sprouse 910 added, "Helen Delzell Hall, Fremont St. always made Refreshments wiil sure the center be served and Tim had supn.ort." Byers, an HRG1 Sp r o u se UCLCC parent, will also credits her staff, ·which in lead a chorus of center alumni and current sfuaddition to Andents in song. There deisen and also will be the unveilPhoto courtesy of News Services Talbot . includes teachers · Kris ing of signs that reflect Helen Godfrey enjoys playtime with Madelyn Adams, left, the center's name and Abigail Jirschele at the UWSP childcare center that has Trustem, Carmen Luque, change, which was been renamed in Godfrey s honor. approved by the univerKathi West and . sity's Naming Committee. · tion in school unless they knew Donna Schaub, administrative The founder and a commit- their families were being cared office assistant Karey Bayba and ted supporter of the center, for, and she wanted to make their the 70 student workers that are Godfrey "has always been there college experiences positive." employed each year. for us and seen us through our Godfrey fonned an advisory "When we created the cengrowth," said HRG-UCLCC committee to develop the cen- ter," Godfrey said, "I remember director Susie Sprouse. ter's proposal and fmd the need- hearing from one student from "I was moved by the ed equipmen!. Members includ- . Marshfield who had a young announcement," said Godfrey of ed Betsy Altenburg, director of son. With the childcare center on the renaming. "I am veiy pleased the other childcare facility in campus, she was able to go to and very humbled by it. When I Stevens Point; Rick Kurz; assis- school and have her son with her go over to the center and see the tant director of student activities; during the drive each day. That faces of the little children ... Mary Mosier, director of student gave her two hours more of qualthat's what I wanted- to help activities; and Joe LaFleur and ity time with him. And her son them. I'm thrilled with the cen- Bob Linzmeier of student senate. was thrilled to go to school with ter's success and its quality." The committee's · proposal his mom. The center children return would have failed had it not been Godfrey's affection, calling her for support from the Student Gay Pride Grandma Helen when she visits: Government Association and Continued from Page 1 "The kids decided to call her that senators LaFleur, Linzmeier and on their own," said teacher Jim Hamilton. The SGA gave it The events during Gay Pride Marge Andersen. the $2,000 needed to start, and Week included an ally appreciaGodfrey, who retired as the the UCLCC opened in the base- tion day, pride dance, play and assistant chancellor for Student ment of the Peace Lutheran stereotype fashion show. . Affairs in 1999 after 33 years of Campus Center in January 1973, "The fashion show was a leadership and service to UWSP, with 15 children. It cost $.50 a way to have fun and educate peadonated $50,000 to t~e UCLCC day for students and $.75 for pie," said Conn. "We show gay · last fall, making it possible for staff, faculty and alumni. stereotypes like butch lesbians the two- to five-year-old pro"While it was there, the staff and drag queens. While some grams to relocate from Ne1son had to set up and take down peopl~ actually fit them, a lot of Hall to Delzell Hall in January. every day because tlie Peace people don't. We can't judge indiAn . infant/toddler program Center needed the space for col- viduals based on stereotypes." ~ opened there last September and lege students," said Godfrey. · According to Conn, the reacnow both prograrris are housed "That shows the dedicatio 1 of tions from campus have been together in the new facility. . the early staff." positive. "I feel our greatest resource Godfrey led the center's "People are very supportive is ch{ldren," Godfrey added. advisory committee from 1972 of us," she said. "We had a good "They need a good start and to 1999, until she retired and turn out at the events and even they'll get it at the center." turned it over to her successor, co-sponsored events with other Godfrey's commitment to Bob Tomlinson. She remains an organizations." the HRG-UCLCC began in honorary lifetime member, and If you are interested in join1972, when she was asked to Altenburg has also continued her ing GSA, contact the GSA office prepare a proposal to offer child- involvement. at 346-4366. care for students that also would Over the years, the center 'provide a learning opportunity has been located at the "Peace for those studying early educa- Center, Old Main, Delzell Hall tion. To do so, she visited child- and Nelson Hall and now has care centers in and out of state as returned to Delzell Hall. The well as the one center that served program has grown to serve 87 children and receives $37,500 Stevens Point at the time. P~ge 3 April 25, 2002 •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• •• •• •• •• •• •••••••••••••••••••••• •••••••••••••• •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• •• :Hansen Hall .. • :wedn~sday, • April17 4:11a.m. • . • The fire alarm was pulled on the second floor . •west wmg. •• :LotJ :wednesday, April 17 8:35p.m~ •• :A sfudent reported that an unknown person :placed trash in the b~ck of his pickup truck :while parked in the lot. •• :college of Fine Arts • :Thursday, April18 10:06 a.m. • • :A student reported his backpack was stolen :containing almost $200 worth ~of possessions. .. • :Thomson Hall :sunday, April 21 12:26 a.m. •• • •Officers reported possible use of marijuana and ••alcohol In a dorm room. • : • :Steiner Hall :Sunday, April 21 1:09 a.m. • • :A student asked for assistance with a disorderly • • .person. • • •• •• •• • • •• •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ) \ f UWSP The Pointer Pa:ge 4 April 25, 2002 words ol Wisdom From the Editor President Bush recently called Ariel Sharon, the priine min-. ister oflsrael, "a man of peace." Please note what this ''man of peace" had to say on December 17, 1982 when he granted art' until violent shenanigans involving expfoding interview to Amos Oz in the December •17, 1982 .edition of the, Drano (and projectile eggs) forced the protestors· Israeli daily newspaper DAY~. indoors. "Even today I am willing to volunteer to do the dirty work While this feat of endurance is notable, an even fo.r Israel, to kill as many Arabs as ·necessary, to deport them, to' more· impressive display of dedication could be wit~ s.... Arid I don't nes,sed over the winter months. Andrew Bushard expel and burn ~hem, to have everyone hate ,u_ spent a couple weekend nights enduring both biting mind if after the job is done you put me in front of a Nurep1berg winds and extreme cold in the Shopko parking lot Trial and then jail me for life. Hang me if you want~ as a war, during his "sleep out for prohibition." Around the criminal. "What you don't under~tand is that the dirty work of same tiine, several community members planted Zionism is not finished yet, far from it" (Quoted by Holger themselves in front of Belt's the night before its _Jensen in the April 12 edition of the MlNNEAPOLIS STARspring opening with the plan of being the flrst this .•. ~ · year to purchase that delicious ice cream that hits nmUNE) Is President Bush ignorant? Is he devious? Ur i~ he stypi~?i the spot like nothing else· in March's weather. Few overnight excursions can With the intelligence resources at his disposal, dne,. can only .... " top the end of the year Debot camp ~culate. Stevens Point has become the undisputed · home of "concrete camping." By Josh Goller EDITOR IN CHIEF UWSP holds many claims to fame. Our little campus houses one of the nation's leading natural resources programs and also toots its own horn for the three wellness credits it requires. We have alumni hooping it up in the NBA and dropping vicious hits in the NFL, meanwhile our own women's basketball team recently won the Division III national championship. . However, here in Stevens Point there is another notable phenomenon that always makes me know where I am. In Point, we camp out for just about anything. In recent years, I've seen an uncan. ny trend sweep across the entire Stevens Point· community that I can only describe as "concrete camping." Everyone's seen or heard of at least one tent pitched on a sidewalk or in a parking lot in the community and that's because somebody seems to be doing it all the time. As Trivia approached, I heard of several teams erecting tents outside of the 90FM station door more than 18 hours before registration opened Monday afternoon, even though there was plenty of time to register all week long. This reinforced my growing suspi.cion that Stevens Pointers absolutely love to sleep outside on cement. The reasons for roughing it on asphalt range from good, clean outdoors fun to serious political activism. Earlier in the year, the Peace Camp held its ground in the Sundial in protest of military action against Afghanistan. Temperatures dipped down to the freezing mark but the camp held fast r---...·_..... - out that dozens of freshman engage in to secure the ideal room for the following year. The indoor version of this_can be seen ·in every dorm lobby by the end of April, but since "lobby camping" includes video games, it isn't really revered as roughing it. Witnessing all these campouts really 111ake~ me want to get in on the action. So you may see me boldly make a stand with my "Sleep out for more parking" or my politically motivated "Legalize It Camp," or I may simply choose to pitch a tent to be the flrst to get my hand stamped by Centertainment for the Pat McCurdy concert at the end of the year. Either way, I'm sick of roughing it in the woods when· I could just as well make a statement (or fmally feel like I'm flrst at something) by just staking out a campsite on a nearby sidewalk. '• I THE ·PoiNTE· R - Josh Goller Cheryl Tepsa · Nathan Emerich · BUSINESS MANAGER Amy Zepnick NEWS EDITOR Mollie Mlodzik ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR DanMirman SPORTS EDITOR Craig Mandli SPORTS EDITOR Steve Seamandel OUTDOORS EDITOR Leigh Ann Ruddy ASSISTANT OUTDOORS EDITOR Barett Steenrod FEATURES EDITOR Kristin Sterner ASSISTANT FEATURES EDITOR PHOTO EDITOR . Luke Zancanaro ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR. Lyndsay Rice ZackHolder ARTS & REVIEW EDITOR Six tJWSP students traveled to Milwaukee on Friday, April 19 to meet 30 other religious community Robert Melrose ) COMIC EDITOR members and activists from a Milwaukee based group, PeaceAction. The group was catching a plane to Dakonya Haralson- Weiler ADVERTISING MANAGER Washington D.C. for massive pro-peace rallies and marches that weekend. As the group was c~ecking in Eileen Tan ASST. ADVERTISING MANAGER · about two-thirds of the group were detained by local sheriffs, for reportedly being on a no-fly list. Mark Curran ON-LINE EDITOR Apparently, one man's name was similar to Osama bin Laden and therefore, needed to have further inves- . Amanda Rasmussen COPY EDITOR tigation by the FBI, who was giving the orders for detention. The process of clearing all the names took Colleen Courtney COPY EDITOR so long that the group was forced to miss their flight. Although the local police would:not give a straight Lindsay Heiser COPY EDITOR answer, the peace activists are convinced that they were detained solely because they were peace activist~ Peter Graening GRAPHICS EDITOR and the FBI did not want them going to D.C. The airline did schedule the activists for the early morning Pete Kelley FACULTY ADVISER flight and provided free hotel rooms that evening. Several Milwaukee TV stations and newspapers came to the airport and reported the event. Since no consistent, straight reasons for the detention were given by any of the parties involved, the entire group is in the process of submitting a complaint to congressional ' The Pointer is a student-run newspaper published weekly for the leaders ·to file a complete investigation into the detention and denial of the civil rights of those. who were University of Wisconsin Stevens Point. The Pointer staff is solely respondetained. sible for content and editorial policy: , No article is available fm inspection prior to publication. No article is For more information contact: available for further publication without expressed written permission- of Jess Krueger 295-9965 The Pointer staff. Katie Renier 295-0592 The Pointer is printed Thursdays during the academic year with a circulation of 4,000 copies. The paper i's free to all tuition-paying students. 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Sent all l_etters to pointer@uwsp.edu. 104 CAC l · ni\'ersity of \Visconsin Stevens Point The Pointer Let vo·ur voice be heard. pointer(lt uwsp.edu Stevens Point, WI 54481 Phone: (715) 346-2249 Advertising Phone: (715) 346-3707 Fax: (715) 346-4712 UWSP The Pointer IJETTERS & ()PINI()N Page 5 April 25, 2002 .. Students take in the sights as South Pacific trip draws to a close All work and no piay would make Australia a dull place to be. However, the friendly people at International Programs realize that students want to experience a country in more places than a classroom. In the past three months, many of our st,udents have had opportunities to visit numerous locations throughout Australia. Considering that everyone had a long Spring break, Easter break and at least a couple five to six day weekends, students were able to travel to remote destinations and experience many flavors of Australian culture and landscape. Here is just a taste of what some of us have been doing while it was snowing in Wisconsin. Fraser Island has been a very popular destination. It's located just off the central East Coast of Australia. It's the largest island entirely made of sand in the world. Here students explored dense rainforests and cruised the beaches in 4x4 vehicles. Dunes rise ten stories high and the island has about two hundred lakes; some of which are unbelievably clear and surrounded by sandy white beaches. It's like swimming in a pool with chlorine stinging your eyes. Considering that the ocean is a defmite no go due to the deadly undertows and abundant sharks, the lakes are the best swimming around. Fraser • Island is also home to Australia's purest species of dingoes. Tasmania was another popular island destination. This is the southern most and only island State. Here students enjoyed backpacking the "Overland Trail," approximately-ninety kilometers. The variety of vegetation is amazing. It includes mixed forests, rainforests of the valleys and mountain slopes, to open button grass moorlands and mountain top vegetation. The eucalypt forests found in river valleys often reach heights of more than fifty meters. The park also provides a variety of wildlife. Although most mammals are nocturnal, it's not surprising to spot wallaby's, possums or echidnas. The sub-tropical city of Cairns was a great place to forget all your' trpubles. Its close proximity to the Great Barrier Reef means it's a haven for scuba divers. · Many people spent two to three days living aboard a diving boat. They did multi-. ple dives every day, including night dives. The reef is teaming with aquatic life including Photo submitted by authors rays, sharks and Daintree Rainforest swimming hole. moray eels, sea turtles and hundreds of tropical fish. Back on land, hot air ballooning, white water rafting, sky diving and parasailing keeps the nondivers.busy. A short trip up the coast will take yo~ to the Daintree River, home to some of the Photo. submitted by authors largest salt-water UWSP students ride camels in the Australian Outback. crocodiles in Australia. In contrast, arriving in Broken Hill is like stepping into an old western movie. The landscape spreads open as far as the eye can see with only small brush providing relief for kangaroos and emus from the beating sun. The earth is the reddest color imaginable. At night you can camp outside with only a sleeping bag and see more stars than you ever thought could exist. This is where movies like Mad Max were made. ·An unusual activity our group participated in at Broken Hill included camel riding. Riding a ~amel is like_riding a drunken horse. It slow~y sways back and forth and lumbers across t}le sand. Other tourists go there to buy opals. Broken Hill and the surrounding communities are rich with opal mines. The prices there can't be beat. A few students ventured into the isolated town of Kalumburu, located in the Kimberley region in Western Australia. They were welcomed into a small community where they enriched themselves in Aboriginal culture. In Honeymoon Bay, they swam in_isolated waterholes surrounded by lush vegetation. Local children guided them to ancient rock art sites. To get to this remote area, the students had to take two commercial flights then a private cliarter flight. Now that _our time in Australia has come to an end, we are looking forward to our adventures yet to come. The group will stay together for ten more days in the South Island of New Zealand before breaking up. After we split, many people are taking the opportunity to stay in New Zealand or fly out to exotic islands such as Fiji, Tahiti and Hawaii. Aaron Druckenbrod & Lori Dahl UWSP Student Pointer Poll Photos by Lyndsay Rice Want to· build a ·writing portfolio? If you could change one thing about UWSP, what would it be? ·-Want t~ make a difference on campus? ' . If so· apply for the following positions: - Assistant N~ws Editor - Fe~tures Editor - Assistant Features Editor - Outdoors Editor -Assistant Outdoors Editor -Sports Editor - Assistc:!llt Sports Editor Arts & Review Editor Copy Editor Comics Editor Photo Editor Assistant Photo Editor Advertising Manager Asst. Ad. Manager On-line Editor Graphics Editor Heidi Savage, Jr. International Studies I wish that the buildings were not so ugly. Serena Sblendorio, Soph. Comm. The· requirements for living on campus. Cho,inac:ki. Soph. Theater I would give the art building more room to build out on all sides. Revolving sidewalks. Molly Romeis, Jr. Elem. Ed. More fast food on campus. Josh , Jr. Psychology I really wish I could have Emma my pet elephant in the dorms. -· FEATlJRES Page 6 April 25, 2002 UWSP The Pointer Wicked KiCk is justa MOB away.this coming Great bands are making The Keg a tour de force here in Point By Barett Steenrod FEATURES EDITOR The Keg is bringing the school year to a very righteous close, as they have some of Wisconsin's best under. ground live music scheduled to head this way in the coming weeks. · Besides all the great regular local bands that you can hear play every week on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, there are some more well-known and well-traveled bands set to play the first weekend of May. On Thursday, May 2, Michael Murphy and The MOB (Men of Blues) will bring their self-labeled gangsta' style aggressive blues to rock The Keg like its never rocked before. The band is comprised of Michael "Big Dog" Murphy on vocals and rhythm guitar, Scott "Shadow" Hawkins on bass guitar and Victor "The Hitrnan" Matesi setting the beat on the drums. Michael and The MOB have a reservoir of over 100 blues songs to draw on when performing and have received praise from The New York Times, Entertainment Weekly, Rolling Stone, People Magazine and Tlie Chicago Tribune. It doesn't end. there. Two days later, on Saturday, May 4, one of Madison's most refmed rock bands, Wicked Kick, will be making a stop here in Point. Wicked Kick has steadily moved to the forefront of the Madison rpusic scene in the past three years and is currently one of the more popular groups, with a fan base that has tripled_ since 1999. Playing some of the music industry'~ best bands, Wicked Kick employs the sound of bands like ZZ Top, Collective Soul, Creed, Stone Temple Pilots, Black Sabbath and many more. May~ In between these two great bands, on May 3, twoman acoustic rock band J.B. Acoustic will have the stage. All three of these shows start at 9:30 ·p.m. and the bands will play until about 1:30 a.m. There will be a cover charge of $3 for the MOB and $5 for Wicked Kick. In the following weeks, The Keg has the following bands slated to perform: - May 9, Self Proclaimed Nickname -May 10, Knucklebone at 9:30p.m. followed by LD Fifty at 11:30 p.m. -May 11, The Crest 9:30 / -May 16, Groovulous Glove at 9:30p.m. followed by One Fluid Once at 11:30 p.m. · -May 17 & 18, Mr. Vargus Any questions regarding show times, cover charges, scheduled bands or food specials can be addressed to Carol Garski of The Keg at 344-4946. food tor Thought "Acting: An art which consists of keeping the audience from couging." Sir Kalph Kichardson "One man's foll_y is another man's wife." · Helen Kowland "We grow old' as soo':l as we cease to love and trust." Madame De Choiseul "It _you think nobod_y cares it _you're alive, tr_y missing a couple of car pa_yments." E.arl Wilson > "5ore: A man who depriv~s _you of solitude without . · providing _you with compan9." Gian Vincenzo Gravina "jo_y is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose." Charles Du 5ois "The_y deem me mad because I will not sell m_y da_ys for gold; and I deem them mad because the_y think m_y da_ys have~ price." K.ahlil Gibran "We should all be concerned. about the future because we will have to spend the rest of our da_ys there." Charles Kettering r. "frocrastination is the art of keeping up with _yesterda_y." · Don Mar9uis · "Mone_y doesn't bu_y happiness. It bu_ys g~eat ho~k­ ers- but not happiness." 5urtRe_ynolds "An author in his book must be like God in the universe, present ever_ywhere and visible nowhere." Gustave Flaubert ~ . "'Don't be a fool and die for _your~-·· . countr_y. Let the other son-of-a- \ · .-:,.... bitch die for his." .() George 5. Fatton · . . · u · Please give blood: There's a life to be saved right now. Call 1-800 GIVE LIFE + Amerlc:~~n Red Crou Do you simply love seeing your writing I~ pri~t?~. . Want to be responsible for how t:hls section look~? · " 'i· ' Think you can improve the f~1ittures section next year1 . · · ' · so, stop by lt;J4 CAC and n,. time Is .... ,.., ••., •.Y !lll ...:... UWSP The Pointer Page 7 April 25, 2002 mbe Jlointer tbrougb time ... .. .,1 Tliis .week takes us back to 1967 The ·Great Green Mac aw .nee d s Io v e around campuses the state and bow over 40 sep•rate buildings be opened within a two-year 1FBA1URES En1roR · period (if you hadn'~ guessed it, by this point in histo- · Concert at the Mission Coffeehouse to ben;The sixties saw the release of The New Pointer, a ry the baby boomed were coming into their own and efit conservation and preservation of criti~ ;publication which included many features that are still moving into the coll¢ge scene en masse). Large Iphoto SJ>reads were a little more cal Central American habitat found in today's Pointer format. This new edition had the still t common then than they A benefit concert will be held on Friday, April 26, to pre~ are now, and Greek life serve the habitat and population of the Great Green Macaw in popular "Pointer Poll.". It was .Jl. was a more significant Costa Rica. .known as "If you ask me ... " and I Hr; r; ~ part of campus social The concert will feature local musicians Chancelim Tom include9 much more detailed answers from the students than life than it is today. George, Bill Jordan, Joe Schauer and Lmdsay Verstegen, a well what are given now. Some of the tfdllft, · There was a section . as the Screaming Gypsies Belly Dance Troupe and acoustic responses were almost political titlt:d "The Greekvine" Northbound Train. Onomatopoeia, a Madison ban , will aJs perin nature, too. for all the fraternity form. There was a one frame and sorority events. "All of the money raised will go to preservation work being There were more done in Costa Rica," said comic called· "Little Man on Campus" that always made it . articles on any given Bobbie Webster, vice president page but the articles of the Friends chapter at onto the editorial. page, as well as · a heading called "The Podium," were much shorter too; UWSP and a semor natural which could essentially be conor maybe the text is resource maJor from Wisconsin sidered the Editor In Chief's simply smaller. Rapids. place to rant and rave about willy The news was Webster was on UWSP's packed in with little Winterim abroad trip to Costa and nilly. In the April20 issue, there is regard to being exces- Rica when she met UWSP ·an article announcing the dedicasively text heavy (if alumni Andrew Rothman, who "tion cerem6ny of the newly fmyou thought this paper with other UWSP and UW.iSned Debot Residence Center, has been too text heavy Madison alumni support, Photo by 0 · Heller whicti':~~ luiiled as "one of the at times, you should founded the non-profit organization Friends of the Great Green mosf~unique new facilities at · · look back 35 years). Macaw to help protect the endangered lowland rainforests of 'Wisc'onsm State UniversityThe paper had a Northern Costa Rica. John Borgen, a junior wildlife major from "stevenS'." Point." lf only they ago. subscription price of $4 Stevens Point, serves as the student chapter's president, and k:itew... ., ~: '' · .· a year and a circulation of 5,875. It was published LYJIDe Currie is the local coordinator. t~rr~ Also m' this issue, a small, almost inconspicuous weekly, except for holidays and duritlg exam periods, The national organization hopes to preserve, protect and artfclc: announced the beginning of what would and took a staff of 43 people to put together without rehabilitate the Macaw through native species reforestation in the become the Fine Arts Center. The U.S. Office of computers or software. Sarapiqui region of Costa Rica, land acquisition and alternative .Oh yeah, it liste1 the phone number an~ mailing energy resource development. Education approved $1 million for the $3.6 million project that would be located south of the new CCC · address for all the section editors. No suchluck today. Sponsored by the UWSP student organization Friends of the buil<fu!g. " • Thanks to University Archives for their help again! Great Green Macaw, the event will be held at the Mission Another article in a different issue spoke of the Coffeehouse, 1319 Strongs Ave., at 7 p.m. Tickets will be av:ailtlurry of construction work that was taking place able at the door for a $5 donation. By Barett Steenrod woul~ · A RAW l' I 11 . ·· .· ·. f . FEATU:B;E S THE··BANDS AlliN I ARDIN I THIS HERE TOWN Page 8 April 25, 2002 By Laura Daugherty AssiSTANT FEATURES EDITOR The music scene is alive and well thanks to many local acts in and around the Stevens Pomt area. Local bands have contributed an jnterestl.ng and diverse mix of music, and this article is dedicated to mtroducing some of these bands and what they have to offer. Sentinel Formed: Sept. 2001 Musical Style: Hardcore Punk Members: Sam Mac Leod, drums; Carl Bartelt, bass; Javier Alaniz, lead Vocals; Mike Berge, guitar. . Past Performances: Something to do Cafe (Shawano), Ryan's Ballroom (Appleton), UW -Oshkosh, New Moon Cafe (Neenah), Ides of March Festival at the Keg, U.C. Encore. Musical Influences: Hot Water Music, Boy Sets Fire and Jimmy Eat World, just to name a few. · Future Plans: To continue touring and hopefully get onto a record label. · Upcoming Shows: See the band along with Forstella Ford, Cadillac Blindside, Hudson Falcons and The Members of the Yellow Press at "Punk in Point" on May 3 at the U.C. Encore. The band is also scheduled to appear pn May 11 at the Mission Coffeehouse. Samoni Formed: about 2 \t2 months ago Musical Style: Jazz, funk fusion with a blend of blues and rock and roll Members: Peter Hofsteen, guitar; Mark Breuning, keyboard/vocals; Alex Hartzheim, bass; Corey Bowe, drums/ vocals. Past Performances: Partner's Pub, Witz End and The Ides of March Festival. Musical Influences: John Scofield, UWSP The Pointer Medeski, Martin and Wood, . Phish, Jimmi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn. Upcoming Shows: Chill out to Samoni on Friday, April 26 at the EJ;ofair in the ·sundial. If you can't make it then, the band is also playing a full show that night at the Witz End at 9:30p.m. claimedn~ckname.com. ·HooJed on Pisces Formed: about nine months ago Musical Style: acoustic driven rock Self Proclaimed Nickname Formed: Sept. 2001 Musical · Style: Punk/ Emo/Rock. Members: McLain, guitar/lead vocals; Jeff Anderson, drums; Matt MusicalStyle: Jazz/funk Past Performances: M i s s i o n Coffeehouse, Guu's, Clark's Place, Holiday Inn . Future Plans: None at the moment, since some members will be graduating and/or relocating. Upcoming shows: The band is currently playing every Wednesday night at 8 p.m. at Clark's Place m Stevens Point (formally the Underground) and people are welcomed to come and · jam with the band. Photo provided by Self Proclaimed Nickname Big Big Furnace Formed: Nov. 1999 Musical Style: Indie/Rock!Emo Members: Tim Benn,drums; Matt Loos, guitar/vocals; Dan Doepke, bass. Past Performances: Mostly the Midwest; Oshkosh, Medford, Stevens Point and larger cities such as Minneapolis and Chicago. Future Plans: The band is currently not touring, but is working on a second album due out in the fall of 2002. Recordings: Since the band is not touring, check out some of their recordings. on Crustacean Records. They currently have one self-titled EP and a full release, Soundtrack to a Midwestern Winter. The band's song, "Tanky Porter," made its way onto FOX Sports Net's "Bluetorch TV" last year, which can still be spotted in syndication. For more .information, check out the band's website at www.bigbigfurnace.i warp.com/frames.htm. These are just two of many bands in and around campus. (Top) Self Proclaimed Nickname and (left) Big Big Furnace. Photo by L Daugherty Robertson, bass/backup vocals. Past Performances: Some coffee house and house parties. ·Have also won Battle of the Bands two times in a row. Future Plans: Plans are a little hazy, as Andrew will be traveling to Europe for the summer and Matt will be moving to Milwaukee. However, the band plans to keep playing in Point next school year. - Upcoming Shows: Check out Self Procl;timed Nickname this Thursday, April 25 at the Keg and also this Friday at the Ecofair. Find out more about the band at their website: www.selfpro- Members: James Sandy, rhythm guitar/leap vocals; · Andy Wilkins, drums; Ben Marty, bass/vocals; John Santy, lead duitar/vocals. Past Performances: The Keg, Partner's fub, River City Diner, Rusty's Musical Influences: Ben Harper, Counting 1Crows, Metallica and Green Day. Future Plans: To continue playing around other college campuses like Point an1 just see where their music takes them. Upcoining Shows: May 3: Partner's Pub, May 10: Copper Fountain Festival, May 16: River City Diner. 1 Nostalgia Members: Dave Story-bass, Ethan Noordyk-drums, Marlin McKay, trumpet; Gus Sansberg, tenor sax; Ben Haynpr, guitar. ·The Health and ·welln·ess·· Spot; Clearlvthe best SIGNING BONUS $50 Credit Free AcUvation Coach Mike Sherman knows what it takes to win. So when he's.making important calls off the field, he teams up with 'Cellcom wireless communications. Now when you make the call to Cellcom, get a big league signing bonus-a $50 credit to use any way you'd like, plus free , activation (a $35 value!). Cellcom Retail Locations Plover, 1786 Plover Rd. Stevens Point. CenterPoint MarketPlace (715) 344-8488 (715) 344-3341 ' Restrictions apply. $50 credit Is not redeemable for cash. Not valid with prepaid service. Requires new line activation or eligible upgrade. Offer ends April 30, 2002. Dear HllhllldVICitl, One of my friends was recently a victim of sexual assautt. I really want to help her, but I don't know what to say or do around · hK • Signed, Wants to help Dear Wants Tl Hel•. This is a very serious issue. Any sexual contact that is unwanted ' is sexual assault. This crime is not limited to just strangers, as some L--......::~-""--~--_...~--~ may think. Often, the attacker is someone the victim knows. If you or someone else is a victim of sexual assault,· this is what you should do ... Go to a safe place and seek medical attention right away. - Do not shower, bathe or change clothes. Leave the area where the assault occurred. Do not attempt to clean it up. - Report the crime to the police or campus security. Seek help from a counselor. The most important thing you can do for your friend is to communicate your support. Help her to see that it is NOT her fault. Often, survivors of this crime feel that they did something to deserve it, which is not true. Tell her that you care about her and want 'to help. Be there for her to talk if she wants. If she is not comfortable talking with you about the incident, give her the names of people she can talk to, such as the Counseling Center here on campus. These are some other places you or someone else dm go for help: UWSP Protective Services, 356-3456 St. Michael's Hospital emergency room, 346-51.00 Sexual Assault Victims Service, 345-6511 Office of Student Rights and Responsibilities, 346-2611 lne 111111111 fer llleleahllldiiCitl:t E•allller at kllacii&BO. I UWSP The Pointer , . S!fORTS . Page 9 April 25, 2002 I Pointers p"Qt Yellowjackets out in the cold ~uwsP Pointers improve to Starter Eric Schlender last• ed just a third of an inning 19-6 OVerall, 12-4 Ill before being chased from the the WIAC . game after surrendering 4 early ·Wednesday afternoon UW- runs. Stevens ·Point men's baseball The lone bright spot in the split a doubleheader with UW- loss was Ryan Ivy. Ivy had a Platteville. double to extend his hitting . In the first game UWSP streak to 24 games. The double was also his thirteenth of the won by a score of 4-1. The Pointers kicked off the season and moves him into secscoring with some clutch hitting · ond on the UWSP single season in the second inning. With two list. outs UWSP strung together four The cold, snowy weather consecutive hits to drive in that swept across the region on three runs for the inning. The Sunday did nothing to cool off key hit in the inning was a two the bats of the UWSP baseball run single by Randy Reed. team in a doubleheader sweep Josh Biaha and Jared Szews ofUW-Superior on Sunday. teamed up on the mound to The Pointers (19-6 overall, limit the Pioneers to just five 12-4 WIAC) beat Superior 23-1 "hits and one run in the contest. in the first game and 18-4 in the With his three scoreless second. The second game was innings, Szews picked up his shortened to five innings third save of the year and because of inclement weather. stretched his scoreless innings In the opener, UWSP had streak to 12. back-to-hack nine-run innings In the second game it was in the third and fourth and the Pioneers who got off to a cruised to the easy win. ·hot start. They scored four runs Catcher Joe Waksmonski in the first and never looked went 4-for-5 with four RBis and back en route to an 11-5 victory. left fitder Kevin Fry was 2-for3 w· h three RBis. Matt Peters n, Ryan Ivy, Ryan Jones, Paul Molitor and Randy Reed each ~atted in two runs. . S~arting pitcher Bill Verbrick limited Superior (4-19 overal , 1-15 WIAC) to two hits in his five innings of work in the fi st game. He struck out seven and yielded just one earne run. IJ the second game, Shane Stand~fer pitched five i_nnings and got the win for UWSP. Iv~ went 2-for-3 with six RBI's1and Matt Poetz had three RBis. · . Having won seven of its last etght games, the. YWSP baseb ll team climbed six spots in the latest NCAA Division. III ranki~s to No. 19 in the latest poll by the American Baseball Coac~es Associa~ion. T]jle Pointers meet UWStout in a pair of double-headers th~·s weekend .. First pitch' is at noo on Sunday. UWSP strong at Augustana Invitational tition, an adversity that cost the team as estimated 12 to 18 points. Senior Michael Mead provided one of the meet's biggest By Andy Bloeser highlights, winning the high SPORTS REPORTER jump with a performance that , This past Saturday's assured him of advancement to 'Augustana Invitational provided the national championships. His :the site for the continuation of a jump of 6'10 and %" (2.10m) strong season for both the men's also set a meet record, a per,and women's track and field formance that was espeCially teams. BebQJ.d a series of strong impressive given that he bas only individual performances, the competed in the event twice this Pointer men fmished the meet .season, having not competed second amidst a field with the team during of ten teams, wbil~ the indoor season earlilthe women finished er in the year. Mead, .seventh. now in his fifth season The Pointer men as an athlete, exhausted .collectively scored his eiigibility to com1;74.5 points on the pete with the indoor oay:putting them 31.5 team and is now fmisbpoints · behind the ing his final season as a invitational champicompetitor with the. Nebraska Mead outdoor team by virtue of an injury that prevented him from competing in the outd.oor season during his sophomore year. Kyle Newman also bad a big day, winning the 200 meter dash with a time of 22.26, and fmishing second in the 100 meter dash with a time ' of 10.88. Newman bas yet to lose a race in the 200, and has only dropped one race in the 100 in his three performances this season. Newman, who bas battled with hamstring problems throughout his collegiate career, bas thus far remained healthy this season, which is a trend that his coach is grateful for. "This is the first outdoor season that be's been totally Men pull in strong .second, while women ·take seventh healthy. That's a big plus for us," said Witt. · Though not finishing as high in the standings as the men's team, the Pointer women also produqed a number of notable performances. Aside from Jody Butkowski's. victory in the 200 meters, the women made their most notable impact on the meet in the field events. The women were qspecially dominant in the discus throw, grabbing three of the top five places as Lindsey Fowler,•Megan Lundahl and Aman~a Necbuta placed ftrst, second and fourth, respectively. Necbub also placed second in the shot put event with a throw of 42'3 and W' (12.88m), earning a provisional qualifying spot for the national ~hampionsbips. · , Other provisional qualifiers includl:d Theresa Stanley, who bettered her previous qualifying time in the ste~plecbase, and the 4d00 meter relay, consisting of Emily Kallas, Jody Butkowski, Lisa J\nderson and Jenny Tedd, who also bettered their previous qualifYing time. "On an individua basis, we were able to get a lot accom-' plisbed," said Coach Len Hill, "but as a team, we were hoping to place higher. We had problems getting on the board all day, but that's something we can fix. It's just a part of competing outdoors. The men's and women's track and field teams will compete at the Drake Relays in De Moines, Iowa over the weekend of April 2$-27. names athletes of the year Four All-American ath- ing the football team to its third letes, including three WIAC championship in four Wisconsin Intercollegiate years. The senior defensive end Athletic Conference Athletes of tied a school record with 11 the Year, have been sacks during the reguhonored as the lar season and had four sacks during the . l!niversity of Wisconsin- Stevens NCAA Oivision III Point's Athletes of the playoffs to finish with Year for 2001-02. 15 overall. He had 24 Kari Groshek, the tackles for loss, WIAC women's basincluding 12 over the ketball Player of the last four· games and Year, was the women's Groshek six in the playoffs. team sport Athlete of the Year, Schmitt was selected to the and Paul Schmitt, the WIAC Aztec Bowl Division III all-star football co-Player of the Ye~r, game. earned men's team sport bonWhite, an Antigo native, ors. Yan White, the WIAC posted a 24-4 overall record in Wrestler of the Meet and becoming the third Pointer NCAA Division III wrestler in school hischampion at 197 tory to win a national pounds, won men 's championship, The individual sport bonsophomore, who also ors, and Christine claimed the WIAC Sainmons, a four-time championship at 197 WIAC swimming pounds, won his last 12 matches of the seachampion in two events, was the son, including four women's individual straight matches at tlie . sport selection. NCAA c_hampiGroshek, .a Rosholt native, onships. He pinned Cliff led the Pointers to the Division Thompson of Upper Iowa · in III national championship and a 4:51 in the national chafnpi30-3 overall record. The senior onship match. center led the team in scoring Sammons, a Hastings, and rebounding at 15.0 points Minn. nativ~, set WIAC and 6.4 rebounds per game to records in the 100 and 200 earn D3hoops.com first team breaststroke while winning her All-American honors. Groshek fourth career conference title in was a finalist for the each event The senJosten's Division III ior was an AllPlayer of the Year and American in three events, finishing set the school's singlefifth in the 100 game scoring record breaststroke at the with 38 points against _NCAA Division 'III UW-Whitewater. She was also a WIAC championships and scholar athlete and a swimming on the 400 medley and 200 · second-team Verizon Sammons Academic Allmedley AllAmerican relays. Sammons, American. Schmitt, a Stratford ~ative, who also won the WIAC scholwas a second-team All- a; athlete award, swam on conAmerican by Hewlett-Packard ference champion 400 medley and Football Gazette after lead- and 200 medley relay teams. r ai:von:En;e:;.nd R;ce:e tl.e-;e;n;:· I: I Entr~e of Equal or Less FREE up to $5.00. I : Arlllf£'f!o~~ve~~ter!l :. I Dine in only. Stevens Point ' WI One coupon 341- 2444 · per visit. I Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m. - 10 p.m. . 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Apparently all one needs to do is fill the aforementioned disc up with beer and then pass it around a circle. The first person who spills any beer is required to finish off the remaining beer in the bee. There is also a rumor floating around (which I was able to neither confirm nor deny) that the number one ranked disc · golfer in the world resides right here in Stevens Point. I found this amazing; not that Stevens Point is host to such a champion, but that there are even national ·• could. However~ one of the Chiefs' perrankings for this sort of thing. .,{ sonnet men put a nice chop-block on the Ultimate Frisbee also is growing by .:::.;::.:.::.:..:::;..,,+-~...,.:..;...;..--':'~~~--..,y Vikiligs guy, giving his man time to get leaps and bounds . Here at UWSP, we his pick to the podium. Wow, it is soooo have two men's club teams due 'to over'm;t . gr~at to see the Vikings get screwed! whelming popularity, as well as • a women's squad. U.ltimate can be seen on the.new ·" · ~algene bottles CAN bre!lk.: My cobeing played all over the campus; editor Dan proved this when.lietleft his in . . . ._ it's taking over the football ·~~ .. • .· •· ' the freezer overnight O'H, THE fields and even the streets. cnnw~m~~~- thing!~~\;., .HUMANITY! 11 Both these sports now have national championships as weJl: We terri~ ·· The Brewers wob four ip a row; have a team USA in both sports, ,Wow, if firing the manager cold be this and their profiles can be .found ~ effective all the ·time, I would be the firs~ at the link upa.org. That's ':~).:~t~~~~Ui!!t.,iti:tll~~U..1D..1.cbl~1? advocate for firing all professors. Heck, Ultimate even has its the Brewers proved that teams function own website! A person can even partici·on better with no leadership. I could teach pate in fantasy Ultimate. And all this , . , owner Jerry .. .,;,i, •phystcs! time, I just thought that it was something .waS almost no titue , ·1.-t to do when you got really stoned. th~fclocl< b1eton.·~ · l.tl';e ciciCiO.~to trade his !The Rangers sent Johp Rocker to Even with the Frisbee taking off to ; We1l~' thuircing that the .. the minors: I'm sure he will frt in great new found heights and activities, I still were .passing . em·, their pick, the " with the 'Topeka Rednecks. At least he enjoy just tossing it back and forth on a Vikings (who wer(! ' picking -right after will have room to drive his vintage '85 sunny day. Hey, I may be old fashioned, D!lllas) tried to run up and hand their pick Camara with the Confederate flag paint but give me a bee, a beverage and a to . 'ilie commissioner before the Chiefs job. ., -·ON Till !NT MKK!Bt I- !OI!TIIAll UW-Barat>od/Sauk County UW-Barron County (Rice Lake) Career Highlights UW-Fond du Lac -Was member of the 2001 team that made it to regional in Wartburg, lA. -3 year starter at first base, starting in 105 games. -39 career RBI, and 2 career homeruns -hit over .310 from soph:omore through senior season. UW-Fox Valley (Menasha) UW-Manitowoc UW-Marathon County (Wausau) UW-Marinette Best Major - Health Promotion Hometown - Portage, Wi. Most memorable moment - Conference tournament in 2000 when we came together and and made j t to the championship game after losing the opener. What is your nickname - Besticles · Who was your ido,l growing up?- My brother. We would always play baseball together and I would watch him and try to be like him. What are your plans after graduation?- I have a graduate assistantship lined up at Notre Dame College (Oh). Do you plan on participating in softball after graduation? During the summer in the bar leagues. What..is your favorite aspect of softball?- The best part is the time that I get to spend with my teammates. Most embarrassing moment -My sophomore year I ran into a fence, and last year I caught my glove in my cleats and fell over. If you could be anyone for a day, who would you choose? - Lisa Fernandez (Olympic Pitcher) so I could have her huge forea~s. If you were going to be stranded on a desert island and could choose only three things to bring with you, what would you 1. teddy bear (Teddy F) choose? 2. hat 3. lifetime supply of pizza What will you remember most about playing softball at UWSP? - Being able to look into my teammates eyes and know their thinking the same thing_. · Pick up college credits. UW-Marshfield/Wood County Earn college credits this summer at a University of Wisconsin two-year campus in or near your hometown. UW-Richland (Richland Center) • Experience small classes taught by professors on c;ampus or take classes online at www.uwcolleges.com UW-Rock County (Janesville) • Ensure your credits transfer by consulting the UW Transfer Information System (TIS) at www.uwsa.edu/tisl UW-Sheboygan For traditional summer classes visit UW-Washington County www.uwc.edu (West Bend) For online classes visit WWW. UWCQI- u N •' v E!l \ I.. T.. y i'~ ;~ i .f;.. u UW-Waukesha \Y •l ntr s..... ""' COLLEGES (~ {-) ~I ,!,''; r~ T ."5 i ~Oi ;=;,; l~ UWSP The Pointer Fastpitch slams Platteville · - -•- Photo by P. Larson Freshman Amy Schumacher beats out a close play at first base during a weekend contest with Platteville 'Guckenberger ended the first with four named WIAC athlete of the week By Lucas Meyer SPORTS REPORTER The Pointers extended their WIAC record to 7-4 this ·past Saturday with two wi~s over UW-Platteville, 7-1 and 6-3, _respectively. In the first contest, UWSP got off to a three-run. lead with two outs in the bottom of the fir&t inning after three straight hits by _Amanda Sparks, Melissa Mullins The run~ on ·giate hit, to bring the final tally to 7-1. five hits. - Point furthered its lead to Pitcher Karen Guckenberger 6-1 early in the second 'inning. (11-4) finished the game with Emily Schlender began the seven innings pitched and no inning with a walk, and Jill Van earned runs on five hits and Wychen .followed with a bunt- seven strikeouts. - ,._ After a scoreless first two s~ngle. Schlender then scored in the _second game, innings after a single by Ainy Schumacher. · Sparks hit into a Platteville was able to muster a fielder's choice RBI that scored · lone run in the top of the third on Van Wychen from third base, a homer by Lisa Brown. ending the i~ing with two runs UWSP quickly responded in on two hits. the bottom of the inning with five · Freshman Casey Schipfer- runs on two Platteville errors. ling hit a solo llt,merun in the Schumacher led the hitting attack fifth inning, her first career colle- by singling down the left field line to bring in two runs. S_c hipferling, Van Wychen, Schumacher and Sparks each singled to help bring the score 5-1. . Platteville came back in the next inning with four hits to score two runs against Pointer starting pitcher, Katie Knoedler. With the score 5-3 in the bottom of the fourth, Schipferling's hot swinging didn't quit. The freshman added the final run, . homering to left center and fin'·.; ishing the weekend 3-3 with two homers and one single. Knoedler (4-3) got the win, . . finishing with three earned runs and one strikeout in four innings of play. Guckenberger finished the last three innings with no earned runs and three strikeouts. The 'J->!,;; . . Pointer ace was named the WIAC Athlete of the Week for her performances against UWOshkosh and UW-Platteville. She had 18 strikeouts, only three walks and allowed just nine hits in 20 innings. With. her performance over the weekend, Guckenberger lowered her ERA to an amazing 0.40. The Pointers play their final five WIAC games this weekend in Superior. . . . 2002 "Great Strides~f-'Wa1k ;tq:'cure .C~ati.c Fibrosis will bet.<held Saturday, May ·4, 2002 the Pfiffile.:r Pioneer Park . -·~: at -I·n st-evens o·I·n·t·._.· ·_ ·_. . ·p'· >' ....... ~:.:·:···· WE NEED YOtJ'f,-: . : . 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Not only was he delivering a speech entitled, "Scientists as undertake;s: Bringing knowledge and passion to the cause of conservatism," but he also signed into Photo by L. Zancanaro Van Putten speaks about the NWF publications, including the ever popular kids magazine "Ranger Rick. " action an agreement called the NWF/CNR Memorandum of Agreement. The Memorandum of Agreement basically states that UWSP and the NWF will begin collaborating on things in the future, such as student and staff involvement and possibly internships · and research opportunities. The ~igning of this agreement is a huge success story for the CNR and its students. Afterwards, Van Putten spoke to faculty and students about the importance of accuracy in research, facts and scientific evaluations. He touched a lot on the recent success story dealing with the Arctic National Wildlife Bill and how politicians often had their facts straight regarding some of the issues, but sometimes the facts are misleading, not connected to the subject or useless in context. Van Putten praised Wisconsin and Stevens Point for having a long tradi~on of environmental history and touched on a few state issues as well. The main message that Van Putten conveyed to attendees was the usefulness of knowledge and his guide on what we ' can do to save the planet. Van Putten emphasized that it's up to us to save what's left of our natural earth, but that at times, simply having the knowledge to do so isn't adequate enough. He continued, "We will determine the fate of Photo by S. Menzel Natio,al Wildlife Foundations CEO Mark VanPutten signs the NW:FICNR Memorandum of Agreement on Wednesday in the CNR. the planet ... and it will be more than just science; r it's making "choices in a messy policy ~rocess. The more you know, the greater r!esponsibility you have to help." The speech was concluded with a few suggestions on how anyone can be a conservationist. The first was to use your I knowledge to say what it means, while he International Programs Where in the world do you want to go? We .can send you away for a semester: · fPoint! 1. Germany: Munich, GetoufO 2. Germany: Magdeburg, 3. Spain, 4. France, 5. Britain, 6. East Central Europe: Polanc;f, · 7 . .Hungary, 8. New Zealand _ ,. 9. the South Pacific: Austratia ............. and more.I llllllllllllllllllllllllllllfllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 111111 Your Financial Aid Applies I Get out of Pointl Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors from all disciplines - everyone benefits from studying over-seas. Room 108 Collins Classroom Center UW - Stevens Point, WI 54,481 USA TEL: 715-346-2717 again emphasized that facts and sCientists can mislead policymakers. He also encouraged people to focus on "the entire forest instead pf a single tree," and to enjoy the outdoors with those you love and those who are uneducated about what will need to happen for sustainability. · ',Earth Week events create a positive futuristic outlook By _Leigh Ann Ruddy ASSISTANT OUTDOORS EDITOR Celebrating the 32nd annual Earth Day, UWSP holds its own Earth Week. "Step into Sustainability, Live Simply" is the motto for this year's earth week. The Environmental Education Advancement Project and many other environmental organizations have put this week-long celebration together · in order for the whole campus to enjoy and learn about what individuals can do to protect the Earth. Students gathered in the Simdial Monday for a drum circle to beat out their passions for protecting the Earth. Skip Jones, storyteller, environmentalist and musician, came to campus Tuesday night to share· personal stories and his music. Jones challenged -the commitment that humans need to make in order to sustain a healthy liie on the planet, with this ethical question, "How can you own something that's going to outlive you?" Jones is an advocate for the seventh generation amendment to the U.S. Constitution that - implies that decisions made about land, water and air should reflect concern for future generations. Brian Millsap is scheduled . to give a lecture on Thursday evening. Millsap is affiliated · with the Bureau of Wildlife Diversity Conservation and Florida Fish and Wildlife _Conservation Commission and also President of the RaptorResearch"Fmindation. His seminar will focus on · the effects urbanization has on burrowing owls and bald eagles. Getting ready for that outdoor garden -this summer? Learn how to utilize earthworms through composting. A lecture oh verrnicomposting is scheduled for Thursday evening at 6 p.m. in Room 115 of the University Center. Bands, food and informational booths will be available all day in the Supdial on Friday from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. This year's ecofair includes some new bands · from the area, including the Hip to that Quintet, Self Proclaimed Nickname, Samoni and many more. Friday is also Arbot: Day. Come join student organizations for a tree planting near the east · end of the CNR building at 11 a.m. 6B~D66RS UWSP The Pointer Page 13 April 25, 2002 General inland game fishing season opens May 4 Wisconsin's general fishing season opens May 4 on inland waters across the state, with state fisheries biologists predicting a good turnout if the weather cooperates. "We may have more people going out m early May than we normally do because ...... they've got cabin fever," says Mike Staggs, director of the Department of Natural Resources Bureau of Fisheries Management and Habitat Protection. . "The winter ice fishing season was shorter than normal because of the warm winter weather, and then the cold spring weather discouraged many of early season trout anglers, so there's probably going to be a lot of people anxious 'to get out." About 45 perceift of Wisconsin _residents fish, according to a 1996 U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service National Survey of Fishing Hunting and Wildlife, which is well above the national average of 29 percent. During the last license year, the state sold 1.43 million fishing licenses. The game fishing season opens on inland waters for walleye, sauger and north~rn pike statewide. The largemouth and smallmouth bass southern zone opens May 4 with a minimum length limit of 14 inches with a daily bag limit of five fish in total. The largemouth and smallmouth The 2002 Wisconsin Fishing Report els also are up on trout streams due to , also contains a list of major fishing regula- recent snow melt and rain. "Any more rain tion changes for 2002-2003, a statewide between now and May 4 will make stream stocking report, and a variety of other sto- fishing for trout difficult," says Lee ries to help anglers plan their fishing trips Meyer, DNR fish expert for northeastern or learn more about Wisconsin's fisheries, Wisconsin. "The walleyes in the northeast Staggs says. should be fmished spawning by the openAs far as current fishing con- er." ditions, fisheries ' biologists Most fishing on the Mississippi River around Wisconsin report a mixed has slowed in the last few days due to bag and re~nd anglers to be par- unexpected high water, agreed David ticularly careful on the water this time of Heath, DNR Mississippi River fisheries Highway 10 acting as the dividing line. The seasons for rock, yellow and year: stay off the water during bad weath- biologist at La Crosse, where river levels white bass, panfish, bullheads and rough er; keep a safe distance from dams and were well below normal until recentiy. "Last week's rains have brought near fish, catfish, cisco and whitefish are open spillways while on rivers, wear warm all year. Check the 2002-2003 Guide To clothes and stay dry, and above all else, flood .stage water levels, tripling flows in · the last two weeks. Along with these highWisconsin Hook and Line Fishing wear a life jacket. Steve AveLallemant, DNR fish expert er flows, angling has slowed for many Regulations for special regulations listed . by county, for regulations on the Great for northern Wisconsin, reported that fish. Most backwater and side channel fish Lakes and boundary waters, and for tribu- wa~ temperatures in the Northwoods in have taken refuge in flooded bottom lands tary streams to Green Bay and Lake mid-April melted all the snow in four or and are more spread out, making them difMichigan. Fisheries' biologists across - the state have reported healthy ~.-~ ..... 111 fish populations based on populafive days, causing some' of the highest fi~ult to locate." tion surveys conducted in 2001. Walleyes and saugers are nearly done Anglers can find specific forecasts for river water levels in' many years. "The rapid melt put us 'back on spawning on the river and fishing for them many popular fishing waters in the DNR 2002 Wisconsin Fishing Report available schedule' for ice outs on lakes in the north. should be very good in about one week. on the DNR Web site and in hard copy at As of April 22, most of the lakes in the Although river levels were low during this DNR service centers and, in limiteti sup- north are ice-free. Early spawners like spring's northern pike spawning run, these ply, at businesses that sell Wisconsin fish- walleyes are starting to spawn and should fish should still be in backwaters feeding · ing licenses. More fishing information is be fmished in most waters by the opener," heavily. also on the http://www.Fishing- said AveLallernant. Wisconsin.org page of the DNR Web site. In northeastern Wisconsin, water lev- bass northern zone opens for catch and release only from May 4 to June 14; from June 15 to March 1, there's a minimum length limit of 14 inches with a daily bag limit of five fish in total. The musky season opens May 4 in. the southern zone and May 25 in the northern zone with ...... The legend of the N algene By Steve Seamandel · OUTDOORS EDITOR Nalgene bottles have amused me thoroughly since I first learned about them. They somehow force me to ·drink my daily requirement of water, I can put my neato stickers on them and they never break. Ever. At least I used to think that. ~ I have tested this theory a few times. I used to drop my full Nalgene off of my loft while I lived in the residence halls. The Nalgene didn't break, but it sure annoyed the people who lived below me. . One summer, I was discussing the Nalgene's unbreakable characteristics with a friend who then dared me_to throw my bottle as high as I could and let it smash on the concrete. I complied, although the bottle only suffered a small scratch on the bottom. I've always believed that there had to be some physi~s behind the bottle's indestructibility. There had to be one tiny spot on the bottle that, if hit just in the right way, would make the bottle shatter into sand-sized particles. After my repeated failures, I felt like the squir!el in t~e cartoon who couldn't open the coconut no matter what he did; stuff it with dynamite, drop it from a high-rise building or roll it down a few flights of stairs. Somehow, someway, I had to think of a way to break a Nalgene. That idea never came to me. Occasionally, I'll bang my Nalgene against the sidewalk or throw it around outside, but I've given up on it for the most part. I've heard of other people becoming obsessed with this as well. It drove some people so crazy that they fmally gave in and drove ~eir car over their bottle, of course flattening it. But that's no fair; I want to see the bottle shatter before my very eyes. Today, I saw my very first broken Nalgene bottle. Granted, there will always be an asterisk ste11en Point superB explaining why it was broken. It wasn't because of human force; it was science. The owner of the nowbroken Nalgene had filled it too full of water and frozen it; the expansion of the ice cracked the bottle right down the center. I'm still convinced that there is no way for a human to break a Nalgene without the aid of another tool or machine. If banging a Nalgene against a sidewalk won't do it, then I'm out of ideas. From Hwy. 10, Bus. 51 N. From Hwy. 51;:59, Exit 161, s. on Bus. 51, 1 blk. 247 N. Division St. 715.341.8888 one PREE B·Min. 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"Gobble ... gobble ... gobble," . a real turkey calls out from beyond the grove of pines. I'm lookmg up in the trees with awe, thinking to myself, how ca . those fat birds roost way up in those trees? · ''T.b.L is called "shockmg the tom'," my Dad says. We went out the night before just after dusk to see if we could hear some active turkeys. We did. We heard a lot of them, so we ·decided that place was perfect for the hunt in the morning . At 5:00a.m., I woke up for the first time in my life before sunrise. Oh, sure I've been awake for sunrises when I've been aw~ke all night, but never have I woken up before the sunrise. My dad and I took off for the pines where we heard the toms talking in the previous night. I grab the "hot" hen decoy and the Dutch Boy turkey call as my weapons and tote the new shotgun (with fiber optic sight) that my dad just bought. We set up our decoy hen a few feet away from where we sit under the tall pines and start calling the birds, hoping that a tom will meander over where we sit before he gets to a hen. We spent rp.ost of the time talking back and forth with the tom. We got a few responses from the dominant hen he seems to be accompanying, but there's no sight of any bird. "Chirp ... chirr... chirp," I try my best impression of a hen, but it doesn't seem to cut it for the male. We managed to sit out there for an hour or so, but decided that we were no match for the real course of nature. Although I never saw a wild turkey on my first ever turkey hunt, I appreciated the experience of being able to hear the birds in the wild. Their reactions to the calls were fun in and of itself. I'll be candid; I'm not much of a hunter. I give all those patient people I 00% of my respect after sitting out there waiting for that turkey, getting frustrated and cold. Sure, it would have been nice just to see a part of wildlife while dressed in camouflage, but the beauty of being able to blend in with nature was much more exciting than the hunt. Photo submitted by autnor The author enjoys her first attempt at bagging a tom. r·-·-·-·~·-·-·-·-·, . I I 2002 Wildlife Society Art Show i Have any wildlife or nature art? . Want to show your art? ! Here's the perfect opportunity! I iWho: Anyone can submit art.work and all media is accepted !Cdrawing, painting, photograph, 1sculpture, etc.). I . .How: Rules and entry forms are .lavailable at: 1·The Wildlife Society office . i(CNR 359A) . ·CNR Peer Advising Office (109) !·CNR Office (1oo) 1· UWSP Library Main Desk i·Fine Arts Building (Dept. of Art .and Design Office-Bn6) .I l IWhen: All entry forms must be isubmitt_e d by April 29 and all -submitted artwork will be dis!played for voting on Friday, IMay 3. I-Where: West Lobby of the CNR. I .. . . 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By Colleen Courtney All the jokes are stretched until they are not funny anymore. This ARTS &REVIEW CONTRIBUTOR was supposed to be a movie about liberated dating. Instead, the women After reading press about The Sweetest Thing in three different mag- look confused and slutty. Christina and Courtney complain about their azines and being bombarded by commercials, I decided to go see it. I bodies drooping with age. Who's going to hoped for something less Charlie's Angels and more There's Something relate to beautiful movie actresses talking . About Mary from Cameron Diaz. about flabby arms? Jane turns a one-night stand Unfortunately, Columbja wasted money paying Diaz $15 million to into a three-night stand, ending disastrously in star in fhis sticky sweet picture about a playgirl who meets Mr. Right in an event that could have been funny if it didn't a dance club and drives three hours to find him. Thing is the most ridicuend with the whole cast bursting into song. lously unfunny movie I have seen in a long time. I have never felt so Jane's performance as Peter is tepid at best. The -remorseful about losing $7.50. character who steals the show is Peter's grandThing .begins with a barrage of men complaining how Christina father who hated his wife but obsesses about a Walters (Diaz) broke their hearts. It's clear Christina is the .love 'em and wom;n he met 50 years ago. Unfortunately, he leave 'em girl. After Christina's friend, Jane (Selma Blair), gets dumped, only has three lines. Christina proposes a night out with Jane and Courtney (Christina Clueless had more brain cells than this Applegate). They head to a hot_dance club, mainly because what Diaz movie. It's a terrible disappointment for its movie would be complete without her shaking her booty on the dance actresses. Blair needed a stepping stone to rid floor in fabulous designer clothes? . . herself of the teen movie stigma. Thing is Jane immediately meets a man to get over her woes, Courtney Appelgate, Dzaz and Blmr Applegate's biggest project since her failed sit. engages in stimulating conversation with a guy at the bar ("What's up?" (1-r? star in The Sweetest com Jesse. And Diaz? She only has Charlie's "Nothing, what's up with you?" "Nothing, what's up with you?") and Thmg Angels 2 to fall back on now. pcomingFllm Releases Friday, April 26 Life or Something Like It Rain · Jason X Wednesday, May 1 Tracks Time of the Wolf The Terrapin Gala Friday, May 3 Spider-Man Hollywood Ending Deuces Wild Sunday, May 5 Great Lakes Tuesday, May 7 ·The Making ofBret }ffichaels . Upcoming DVD Releases Tuesday, April 30 Sigma [fly] Alpha Ali Not Another Teen Movie Brigham City Jerry Maguire: Special Edition Friends: The Complete First Season Rc-Animator: Millennium Edition Fist ofFury The Best of RESFEST Shorts . Vol. 1 Headless Body In .a Topless Bar The C':anes Are Flying Ballad of a Soldier .. Chac: The Rain God Funny Dirty Little War Dona Herlinda and Her Son And Now the Screaming Starts Devil Doll The Image Tuesday, May 7 Army ROTC may not be a fraternity or sorority, _but at times. it can feel like one. After all, you'll find the same kind of teamwork, camaraderie ·and friendship. Plus, you'll - get to do challenging stuff like this that can: help ,make·you,tougher, ment~lly as well as physically. Come talk to us at the Army ROTC departmenf We won't rush you. ARMY ROTC Unlike any other college course you can take. Contact Doug Ferrel at 346-3821 · Room 204, Student Services Suilidng ~ '• Oceans 11 Waking Life In The Time of the Butterflies The Last Waltz · Auditi,on Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Complete Second Season The Slapstick Encyclopedia Macbeth · I Want To Live I The Vikings The Hound of the Baskervilles To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Parent Trap Pollyanna Old Yeller Swiss Family Robinson -UWSP The Pointer Page 17 April 25-, 2002 . - Letters From the Edge of the World How to deal with the unbearable shittyness of your life. J By- Or. Pat Rothfuss DocTOR oF Love. Let me paint you a picture. You're in· college, and somehow amidst all the studying, floor meetings and binge drinking, you managed to find time to fall in love. Maybe it was first love. Maybe you found your soulmate. Maybe you even did "it." Over winter break, you were completely blissed out. You told all your friends about your new love. You spent long hours on the phone, talking about how much you missed each othe1 and couldn't wait to get back to school so that you could get together and be cuddly little snugglebunnies. Your life is perfect. You feel like you're walking through a cloud of white light. You smile at songs you hear on the radio. Then-they leave you for some dancer-actor-gymnastmusician-tantric-sex-artist. Sound familiar? Well, if it doesn't yet, it will soon. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. You may laugh at this column now, but all too soon you could find yourself weeping silently in a comer, clutching a handful of old letters signed "love forever" and wishing you'd paid better attention to what I'm going to tell you. As a matter of fact, scientific studies have shown that you'll spend more time in your life trying getting over being dumped than you'll spend actually going out with people. So, what can you do to deal with the unbearable shit. tyness of your life now that you've been abandoned by your one-and-only-forever~truest love? How can you possibly go on living? ' .. Well, while I generally pride myself on the unisex nature of most of the advice I give in this column, this is one of the instances where the two sexes are definitely not the same. Let's deal with the ladies first. HOW TO GET OVER HIM Believe it or not, it is easier for women to get over a breakup. I'm not saying this because I'm a man. I'm saying this because it's a scientifically proven fact that any girl can get "extracurricular love," whenever she wants it. Usually this can be accomplished simply by raising your hand in any crowded room, or, in extreme situations, by making eye contact and asking nicely. Sex is, of course, the tried and true post-breakup recovery strategy. Not the best strategy, perhaps, but def initely the simplest. However, the right extracurricular partner is essential. Make sure to find someone sensitive to your needs. Someone with a good sense of humor. Someone who writes a column for The Pointer. But seriously, here's a step-by-step course for getting over the guy that dumped you. 1) Talk about it with your vast network of female acquaintances. 2) With their help, enter into an extensive analysis of every action and conversation you had throughout the relationship. 3) Conclude that it was his fault. 4) Press all your resentment and bitter rage deep down inside. (This may take a couple of hours). 5) Get on with your life, put on a brave face to the world. 6) Find a new guy. A nice guy. 7) Make his life a living hell. · Yup, it's as easy as that. Go through these steps a couple of times and ·you're sure to start feeling better about yourself. HOW TO GET OVER HER Well guys, we've got two basic coping strategies: "Get drunk and hit som~thing," and "Cry and talk about your feelings." Let's take them one at a time. GET DRUNK. AND HIT SOMETHING. You: [crying] [Enter Girl] Girl: You must have loved her a lot. You: [nods while crying] I never really told her, and now it's t-oo late. · Girl: [gently] I'm sure she knew. You: I don't know what I'm going to do without her [more crying.] Girl: [giving you a hug] It'll be okay. You: Really? Girl: [reassuring] Of course, it just takes time. You: It doesn't feel like anything will ever be okay in my life after this. Girl: Trust me. You just need to get your mind off it. Let's go have coffee. You: Okay. Girl: How did you hurt your hand? [Exeunt Omens] This is the tried and true guy's way of getting over being dumped. Go out. Get drunk. Fight. Ideally, this fight should be with your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend, but you probably won't be able to fmd him. He isn't out at the bars. He's out with her, probably See? Instead of being seen as a great blubbering nancyhaving sex. Lots and lots of sex. boy, you can be appreciated as a sensitive, loving, blubIf you can't find him, anyone will do. Remember, bering nancy-boy. Cool, huh? nothing makes you feel better about yourself than fighting Send Pat Rothfuss E-mail. Or else. someone really big. If you're especially confused or cowproth@wsunix.wsu. edu ardly, you can just hit a wall. Extra points if you manage to break your hand while doing this. It might even help . . . - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - . you get your girlfriend back, especially if she fmds stuYour life pidity and self-mutilating anger appealing. Buffythe But entertaining as it is, this strategy is woefully Vampire Being shortsighted. Sure, drinking is a surefire distraction, but Slayer du-mpe the escape is a brief one. Next morning, instead of simply 19% feeling worthless and abandoned, you feel worthless, 38% ~bandoned and stupid and hung-over and beat up (or at least wearing a wrist brace.) So let's move on to the next option. .. CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. . The secret is to fmd a place where it's acceptable for you to cry. There aren't many of them. In fact, I only know of one. I'm running low on space here, so I'll be blunt. You . f.:Ocal Concert Update ~TJturs~ay, should crash a funeral. Funerals are the one place in the world where a guy won't be looked down on for crying his eyes out. Best of all, if you pick the right sort of funeral, you can talk about your feelings too. . So pick a big funeral, where everyone will assume that you're someone else's friend. You also want to make sure that the deceased is female, and that she's roughly the same age as your ex. Here's a piece of sample dialogue: April25 Ope:tl Xcoustic Jam hosted by Heartwood-Clark Place-8 p.m. River City Jazz Band-The Sky Club-8:30 p.m. Friday, April 26 Looking for Love 29% 2% ' ~-----------------~ , Want to add to the Arts & Review .section of The Pointer? If so, send any and all submissions, comments, complaints and w:ords of encouragement to pointer@uwsp.edu or zhold695@uwsp.edu. !JWSP Ecofair on the sundial, bands all day, bands include: The Hip to that t Quintet, Richard Kapusta, Samoni, SelfPr0claimed Nickname and Marshall Park The JeffErikson Trio-Amherst Coffee Company-8 p.m. Loose Strings- Clark Place-8 p.m. raenefit. for the Great Green Macaw, bands include: The Screaming Gypsy ;Bellydancers, Thomas George & Friends and Northbound Train 7p.m.. · Samoni-Witz End- 9:30 p.m. Saturday, April 27 'I,'ommy Bentz- Amherst Coffee Company- 8 p.m. Maggie & The Molecules-Mission Coffee House- 8:30 p.m. ;Burnt Toast & Jam-Witz End-9:30p.m. ---------------------~~--------~--- MONDAY OPEN MIC .., 9;00 ~t.oo ~a !?ri~ T TUESDAY MIKE JOYCE .., 9;3Q~1.ooptv-ts~beer H WE~~o~~~~t~~?r~~st~!~~~~~~~NIGHT E for aLl t>ra~ tw· ~ rt1£l wixers ~ou cart wdrivW, (Purchasecf ~nstbav-d •s opti.oV~At a~ vt.Dt requ.irtdto t~r) THURSDAY - 41.oop~~-".ts ofb~r Self-Proclaimed Nickname & Kerouac Drive K FRIDAY ..,.., -11..00 shots_~:oo - :10:00 (Upstairs) 9:3() Irenes Garden _ E (Downstairs) 8 :00 Swimming Silik. 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