NOVEMBER 16, 1995
d. years of reyorting
Chancellor's pay ranks -second in system
J.otJ',J{-t
Dog-gone amusing
Pay increase of 58% needed to compete says Thoyre
By Gregory Vandenberg
NEWS EDITOR
among the 11 UW comprehensive campuses. His salary this
year will be $111,000,just $2,500
less than UW-Eau Claire Chancellor Larry Schank.
All chancellors throughout
the system will receive salaries
over $102,000 this year.
Chancellors are also given
$1,286 a month in housing allowances, or could live free in a uni-
Although
students hear
that the UW.System cupboard is empty,
adminstrators'
slice of the budget pie has
· grown dramatiThoyre
cally over the last 10 years.
"The UW-System did a study · Chancellor5 ealade5
in 1986 and 1991 and persuaded
for the lJW-Sy5tem
the legislature and Governor that
our salaries were not competitive," said Acting Chancellor
Howard Thoyre.
"After seeing the study, the
Legislature and Governor agreed
that we weren't competitive and
gave catch-up salary increases
along with regular increases,"
said Thoyre.
According to a recent Associated Press review, the total of
salaries for the UW-System presid~nt, five vice presidents and 15
chancellors totaled $1.5 million
versity-owned home, according
in 1985.
That number soared to $2.3 to the Associated Press review.
million by the 1994-5 fiscal year, Most are also given a universitya 58 percent increase. Inflation owned vehicle for transportation.
"We want to maintain a high
in the midwest over the last dequality
of faculty," said Thoyre.
cade was just below 39 percent.
"Since
w~ recruit faculty and
Thoyre's salary as acting
chancellor ranks him second
::::;~
administation nationally, the
salaries must be competitive."
According to Thoyre, UWSP ·
still- ranks below various "peer
groups" in faculty salary averages.
"A study in 1986 and 1991
agreed on a collection of campuses with similar academic
progress, size and structure (peer
groups)," said Thoyre. "We
looked at Illinois, Ohio, Indiana,
Michigan, Minnesota, and Iowa
because those are institutions we
compete with for filling positions."
UWSP has moved up the list
in salary expenditures among the
11 comprehensive campuses in
the UW-System. ,
"We were 9th or lOth in salaries for professors, assisstant professors, and associate professors,"
said Thoyre "An extraordinary
salary adjustment had to be made.
Our salaries are now at 5th or 6th
so we've improved."
Despite the need to deallocate
or reallocate $800,000 over the
next biennium, Thoyre does not
believe that administration salaries take up much of the budget.
"We are already a vecy lean
system," said Thoyre. "The adphoto by Kris Wagner
Stevie and Stephie Pointer entertain the crowd at last
ministration cost for the UW
Monday night's men's basketball game in Quandt Fieldhouse.
SEE PAY HIKE PAGE 14
Dewane's legacy lives on through memorial
By Jennifer Tatro
COPY EDITOR
Dewane, 21, passed away Oct.
28 in his hometown of
Sheboygan, Wis. His death is
said to be alcohol related.
BACCHUS hopes that a positive can be taken from this tragedy.
"Our philosophy is to promote
responsible drinking. When al-
fund will be used to inform studentS of all ages about the negative consequences of irresponsible alcohol consumption.
Other plans include a candle
light vigil in remembrance of
Paul's death and 3D (drunk and
drugged driving) month. Decem-
Alcohol consumption is a
concern on many campuses
across the. nation.
A{ter the recent death of
UWSP student Paul Shannon
Dewane, the UWSP BACCHUS
organization (Boost Alcohol
Conscience Concerning Health of
University Students) plans to set
"Paul was a great student on campus.
up a memorial in his name to reHe was always willing to help out."
mind students of the dangers of
alcohol.
Ray Oswald, SGA President
"Paul was a great student on
campus. He was always willing
to help out," said Ray Oswald, cobol isn't consumed responsibly her is recognized natioDally as 30
President of the Student Govern- many lives can be affected," said month.
ment Association.
Matt Rentmeester, co-advisor of
In recent years, BACCHUS
He participated in several BACCHUS.
has brought in several speakers
University organizations includBACCHUS provides healthy including former Milwaukee
ing the Tau Kappa Epsilon Fra- alternatives for students who Brewer Paul Molitor and former
ternity and was a Lieutenant Gov- choose not to drink alcohol.
Minnesota Vtking Carl Eller, to
ernor for Steiner Hall.
Money raised through this speak about their addiction to alcohol.
BACCHUS' educational
committee works with other organizations on campus, including the alcohol and drug abuse
office in Delzell hall, to organize
programs on all alcohol related
topics including relationships,
academics, and your body.
The seventeen member
BACCHUS organization has existed on the UWSP campus for
five years.
The UWSP chapter is one of
744 BACCHUS chapters nationwide.
"I've gone through it all in my
head so many times now and each
time it makes less sense," said
one of Paul's friends. "Is it Paul's
fault for not allowing us to help
him or is it our fault for not helping him enoughr'
According to Rentmeester,
students who would like to
pledge a donation in Paul's name
can take contributions to the
Campus Activities office in the
lower level of the UC,
BACCHUS account, or send to:
1015 Reserve St., Campus
Activities\Student Involvement
office, UWSP.
~-­
Classifieds . .. · ~\:/r~
Campus Beat . . ;:r2
Comics . . ; f<: t~ :1.~
;:~~~~:;d .PuzZl~ .;'tli
g~;:~::s . ·:~~"
~e0a~~e;
. . ..
.~ ~:~~~
PAGE 2 NOVEMBER 16, 1995_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
Students
travel to
Providence
Monday, November 13, 1995
-A banner advertising seasonal help wanted for Figi's is missing from between the Physical Education Building and the football practice field.
-Report of two wallets stolen from the basketball locker room.
-Student from Roach Hall called to inform that Subway was
placing advertising door to door.
Saturday, November 11, 1995
-Officers observed an intoxicated driver driving his vehicle on
the grass inbetween the South Quad Buildings. Officers confronted the individual once he stopped in the Debot Circle Drive.
Stevens Point Police Department (SPPD) was called and issued a
citation.
Frida~,
November 10, 1995
-Call received from officer off duty. Handicap bathroom was
locked in BuJTOUghs Hall and he suspected someone was passed
out Community Advisor (CA) was contacted and confirmed problem. SPPD was called and issued a citation for underage drinking.
-Person from Nelson Hall reported a solvent type odor in the
day care area. A couple employees felt somewhat sick. An hour
glass type toy half full of a liquid substance was found to be the
odor detected. Upon arrival, the toy had been contained in a bag
and the odor had dissipated. Toy was turned over for analysis.
Members from Student Video
Operations (SVO) and 90FM
will be representing UWSP at the
National Association of College
Broadcasters (NACB) conference
in Providence, Rhode Island on
November 15-19.
The NACB conference is a
chance for college student broadcasters around the nation to
gather and learn about the latest
technologies from the seasoned
professionals with the opportunity for students to use the new
technology hands on.
The conference educates students to what is available in their
respective fields by providing 100
different seminars in the 4 day
conference.
NACB caps offthe conference
with the 5th Annual National
Student Radio & TV Programming Awards. which honor the
best student productions in the
nation.
"It gives students from across
the United States and Europe a
chance to meet and exchange
ideas with one another," said
SVO General Manager Melisssa
Dier.
SVO and 90FM members
will travel to Providence through
funds provided by the members
as well as support from Student
Government Association (SGA).,
C 0 BPS
GET MOm FROM YOUR UICJ.E INSTEAD.
Your Uncle Sam. Every year Army
fees. They even pay a flat rate for textROTC awards scholarships to hundreds
books and supplies. You can also receive
of talented students. If you qualify;
an allowance of up to $1500 each
these merit-based scholarships can
school year the scholarship is in
help you pay tuition and educational ..,..,.~ effect. Find out today if you qualify.
ARMY ROTC
TIE SMIITEST COUJGE.COIJISE YOU CD TID.
For details, visit Rm. 204, Student Services Bldg.
or call 346-3821
,
New1
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ PAGE 3 NOVEMBER 16, 1995
·'7Jff7l~:]f:i>
r·
IJ;vm:r;o:r:
·
<
"N
·
,
.
·
·
)E·:~·
.
)
· :·/:a. POLL
_
,
/
.
:
_
.
·
'
/
.
·
.
l
.
.
,
·
·
.
/
'
.
.
.
·
:
"
:
·
;
:
·
.
:
·
;
·
:
P
J!J,
..·
Sean Goodwin, Junior
Social Studies Major
·.···
;: . · ·
l
International Resource
"I don't understand why it
isn't legalized already.
Commercial strains of hemp
contain such low amounts of
THC, it really doesn't have
an abuse potential. Hemp is
such a versatile medium.
Whole industries would be
created to meet consumer
demands for eco-friendly
grown in the U.S.A. hemp
products."
.
·=·
.
;:
/
photos by 8nld Riggs
=· ..·•·
Loey Colebeck, Junior
Spanish/Art Major
t: ...nagement
·"There are so many good
reasons to legalize industrial
hemp. I think if people leam
the facts, they would realize
that it would only benefit our
economy and environment."
"I think it is an interesting
option and it should be
developed for small scale
farmers. Remember to
support your local organic
farmerl"
"I think hemp should be
legalized for industrial
purposes, but hemp plants
will not save our old-growth
forests. They will .replace
our renewable papermaking
forests. Farmers will also
need to find a place to grc;»w
hemp."
y
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
High 42 Low 24
High 37 Low 29
H_igh 42 Low 30
High 38 Low 26
High 37 Low 20
Student exchange explored
A group of 14 students and
three faculty members from
Magdeb.u rg, Germany, visited
UWSP to explore exchange opportunities between the two institutions.
The group included six mathematics majors, eight history majors, and professors of mathematics, history and German as a second language.
They are observing classes,
meeting students and touring facilities in the area. A trip to
Madison also was on their itin-
erary.
Since a sister university com-
pact was signed four years ago,
16 German students from Otto
von Guericke Technical University of Magdeburg have studied
. at UWSP during the academic
year, including five this semes-
ter.
Many of the German
visitors at UWSP have been computer science students. About 65
additional students have come for
three weeks each August to hone
their English skills, tour throughout the state, and experience Midwestern culture.
In exchange, several UWSP
student groups have visited
Magdeburg, including groups for
the past six years on the semester study tour to Germany, and ,
Dan Goulet, professor of mathematics and computing at UWSP,
has twice taught at the German
university.
Bob Bowen and Mark Koepke
of international programs and
Mark Seiler of foreign languages
also have been instrumental in
making German contacts, arranging and implementing the
exchange programs.
DON'T BECOME THE MAIN COURSEGET YOUR THANKSGIVING
DAY CARDS AT THE
UNIVERSITY
STORE!
U
-- __....
NIVERSlTY
.
S""X"<>lR.E
....
_ ,
~ ~--
.......... -·_,_....;.,_._
__
---·~..,
PAGE 4 NOVEMBER 16, 1995
Stop domestic violence
Story of abuse only one of many
By Stephanie Sprangers
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
Domestic abuse is a large problem growing across the U.S.
Women are living in abusive relationships that sometimes end in
death. One good example is Nicole Brown Simpson.
Zero Tolerance for Domestic
Violence is the message we need to
convey to these victims. This term
was coined by a woman who is a
survivor.
I know someone who was in an
abusive relationship when she was
16 years old. She is now a Junior
in college and she is still fighting
. the negative feelings and the terrible nightmares that come with the situation.
She was innocent and naive. He would hit her for just asking
him an honest question about the relations_h ip.
One night as she was screaming in pain as he hit her, his mother
came to the door. When she pounded and 'asked what was going on
and he told his mother to go away, and unfortunately she did. The
pain and beatings did not and I do not think that his mother will
ever be forgiven.
The guy was smart. He would never hit her in her face. Just her
back, arms, chest, neck and legs, so no one would notice.
She was involved in many athletics, so she was able to make
excuses for the bruises.
Why? Why do women feel that they should make excuses for
these bruises, broken arm& and broken cheekbones? Why are we so
scared to put a stop to this constant violation?
One night the two were fighting and he wanted to leave. Feeling like an invincible 16-year old, she stood in front of the door. In
his fit of rage he pulled out a knife.
He said to her, "if you don't move, I'll stab you." She answered,
"y..eah, right." Then she felt him lean into her, it was like she was
waiting to die.
He puli.ed back and laughed at her, threw her down and said,
"see how stupid you are, it was the other end of the knife." With
that he left her on the floor in tears.
Domestic abuse is a problem this country is facing. This abuse
is not just happening with married couples. It happens to high
school and college students and even in older couples.
If you are currently in an abusive relationship, get help now, it
will change your life forever. If you do not get help, it will change
your life forever, do something for yourself and get out of the situation. Who knows yoa may save a life.
~~~~~~~~~
STOP
Pointer
STAFF
EDITOR IN CHIEF
Stephanie Sprangers
NEws EDITOR
Gregory Vandenberg
1 1111111
OuroooRS EDITOR
Scott VanNatta
FEA1URES EDITOR
Kate Roberts
•· . . .
· •· .•·
Mike Marasch
•••
·
Kris Wagner
GRAPHICS EDITOR
PHOTO EDITOR
PHoTO AssiSTANT
CQY\IC BY TODD MILLER
CHECK OUT POINTER
HOCKEYI
SPORTS EDITOR
Mike Beacom
Brad Riggs
COPY EDITOR
Jennifer Tatro
Stephanie Brotski
TYPESETTER
Linda Schmid
Douglas A. Miles
BUSINESS MANAGER
CATCH ALL THE ACTION EXCLUSIVELY ON
Shane Christophersen
ADVERTISING MANAGER
Andrew Glawe
ADVERTISING AsSISTANT
Shannon Milne
C OMICS EDITOR
Valentina Kaquatosh
SENIOR ADVISOR
Pete Kelley
LIVE COVERAGE PRESE NTED BY ADAM
"THE BAD SEED" GOODNATURE AND ANDY
CHITKO!
DON'T SPEND YOUR Wil\TTER IN T HE
PENALTY BOX'
FACE OFF WITH POINTER HOCKEY ON
90FM
NOVEMBER 16, ·1995
~
....
.....
...
.
...
......
....
.:.
.
...
...
...
.
...
.
..
..
...
..
...
..
.
~
11
..··
................
..·
.
.·..···•
.
.·
....·.·
..·
.
..
...
.
.~····
.·
..···
.
.
..
..
.
·························~
LIKE
WHITE
SPACE .••
...
...
..
...
..
..
..
.·
~
••• WE STIMULATE YOUR SENSE.S •.
Centertainmen'Productions
you see NBC!
'MUST
SEE TV'
NIGHT
~
the...,-----,
T4='ncore
movie exclusive!
~-k-kj
1 50" Screen, In Stereo!
KIDS
Thurs. Nov 16, 7pm sharp
FREE FDDD!
ND COVER!
UNDER 18 MUST
BE~WITH ADULT
jt:~~~~
Friday, Nov 1 7, 7pm & Midnight
Saturday, Nov 18, 3pm & 9pm .
nooner!
$3 WIUWSP STUDENT 10, $4 WI D
superb owl!
oil change this!
TABLE TOP
FOOTBALL
Friday. Nov 1 7, Noon
FREMONT TERRACE
WOODEN SPDDN
I
trip for 2
to Superbowl XXIX!
Win
Sun. N ov 19, 11am
~
~-
@
TEAM S I G N - U PS
CAMPU S ACTIVITI ES
THE AUTO
MAINTENANCE
MINI - COURSE
~~-1
'\-
Tuesdays. Nov 2..1 & 2 8, 7pm
SIGN - UP (f9
CAMPUS ACTIVITIES
PAGE
6
NOVEMBER
16, 1 9 9 5 - - - - - - - - -
••,
Captive wildlife minor gets the axe
By Nicole Kallio
CoNTRIBUTOR
Natural resources students
looking to gain a minor in captive wildlife management will not
be able to find it- anywhere.
Due to budget constraints
across the board in the university
system, this is only one of many
programs to fall under the axe.
But why would this program
be cut, especially at a university
that boasts the largest natural
resourses facility?
"People in higher places don't
think its a worth while minor,"
said Bronnyn Bulgrin, one ofthe
last students who will obtain the
captive wildlife management minor.
"I want to work in a rehab
center - nobody else has the
minor," said Laura Nelson, another student.
Professor Jim Hardin, advisor
for the minor, confirmed that
UWSP is the only college which
has a program in captive wildlife management "We were sorry
to lose it," he said,
Nelson pointed out that now
that the minor is being made unavailable, students have crowded
into the classes.
"There's no field trips now
because there's too many students
in the classes, because this is the
last time it's offered," she said.
Even with such a great demand for the program, it had to
be cut due to the retirement of
faculty and the lack of funds to
replace them.
"We're offering the two core
courses this semester and next
semester for those who have already declared the minor," said
Hardin.
.
Hardin explained that two
other courses necessary to the
minor were also lost because of
the retirement of professors and
the lack of funds to replace them.
"I would have like to have had
the (captive wildlife management) minor, but they're not offering it anymore," complained
another student.
Nature
eatIs
by: Scott '(van Natta
Outdoors tditor
It's the morning of November 18, a man sits in his treestand
somewhere in Lincoln County. His feet are numb.
He pulls back the sleeve of his jacket to look at his watch - but
it's too dark, he can't see it!
So he presses the Indiglo button; the watch reads: 4:30a.m.
Is this man crazy? Is he out of his mind? Is he mad?!
No, no, no. He's a deer hunter.
The following excerpts are one day in the life of this deer hunter;
his triumphs, and his tragedies.
"Serving The
St. Point Area
Since 1974"
WHAT'S HAPPENING:
-Good Luck Deer Hunters!-
-Saturday Night Ladies Night-$3.50 Pitchers for all ladies-
616 Division St.~~
~PR1 NG
BREAK
8 Days/ 7 Nites Air, Hotel,
& More... From Minneaplis
FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT:
SHANE AT 342-0214
OR
BIANCHI-ROSSI TOURS
1-800-87 5-4525
TOURS
GO LOCO fN ACAPULCO 11
··~
.t:J.MR IQQ ~-I!!JNI( :PPRING!U.
•PAATX'i$ E.ntt\' H1'TE.!! 10:30PM-3:00AM•
O~N BAR AT 'THE BEST Q.tJeS IN nlE WORLD!!
NOVEMBER 18
3:00 a.m. Arrived at treestand. May have been a little early.
Feet went numb an hour later.
4:30a.m. Checked watch.
6:17a.m. A half hour before sunrise. Pulled out my 1995 Wisconsin Hunting Regulations booklet- can't start huntinguntil6:25 a.m.!?
6:25 a.m. Started hunting. Didn't see anything.
7:01a.m. Began to eat a granola bar. Right-hand glove
accidentally fell off of treestand. Had to climb down to
get it. Found out that numb feet don't work to well.
7: 15 a.m. Managed to get back into treestand. Shouldn't have
built it so far up.
9:32 a.m. Hear first gunshot, off to my left.
9:35 a.m. Eight-point buck steps into view 100 feet away. As I
raise my gun, cellular phone rings. Knew I shouldn't
have brought it. It's a buddy, he tells me he shot a sixpointer. I say, big deal, I've got an eight-pointer in my
sights. I hang up and get ready to fire.
9:36 a.m. Eight-pointer disappears. I throw cellular phone down
into the leaves. Shouldn't have done that. Couldn't
find it. Wife's going to kill me.
10:08 a.m. Movement catches my eye. It's a doe. I don't have a
doe tag.
10:09 a.m. Fourteen does walk past my stand. First one must have
been a scout.
11:55 a.m. Have now counted thirty-six does.
12:15 p.m. Climb down from stand to stretch out. Halfway down,
ten-point buck runs past my tree. Gun is slung across
my back. I drop the last six feet to the ground and slip.
Land on my back. Does not feel good.
12:45 p.m. Buddy walks up to me, asks me why I'm lying on my
back, on top of my gun. I curse his family. He tells me
our other buddy just shot a ten-pointer. It starts to rain.
1:30 p.m. Back in the stand. Am freezing to death. I get out the
binoculars to have a look around. Notice a herd of very
large bucks moving across a field toward me. Begin to
get excited.
1:52 p.m. Herd of very large bucks a hundred yards and closing.
Rain changes to snow.
1:55 p.m. Can't decide which buck to shoot.
2:00 p.m. At fifty yards, set sights on fourteen-pointer and
squeeze trigger. Nothing happens. Safety is on. I
quickly push it off. Squeeze trigger again. Nothing
happens. For got to load gun.
2:01p.m. Gun is loaded. Safety is off. Herd ofbucks disappears.
4:34p.m. Deer hunting hours end. Fire gun into air just to make
buddies think I shot at something. They bought it.
Oartl••••----
PAGE 7 NOVEMBER 16, 1995
Plenty of places around
state to register deer
From Desert Solitaire
"A civilization which destroys what little
remains of the wild, the spare, the original,
is cutting itself off from its origins and be- ,
traying the principle of civilization itself."
Edward Abbey
Eighty-seven Department of
Natural Resources field offices
and cooperative businesses will
register deer for hunters in the
10-county North Central District
during the nine day gun deer
hunt.
The Hunter Choice and Bonus Pemrit anterless deer must be
registered before being removed
from the deer IllaMgement unit
where they were killed.
To save time when registering a deer, fill out the registra-
tion stub, unwrap the carcass tag,
and have your hunting license,
Hunter Choice pemrit or Bonus
Deer pemrit handy when bringing your deer to the registration
station attendant.
Deer can be registered at these
places.within Portage County:
Showboat Tavern
OK Hardware
DNR Ranger Station
Gary's Tap and Grill
Gordy's Conoco
Swan's Oil.
Gun deer season in the sights
Deer hunters will have excellent prospects when the 1995
Wisconsin gun deer season
opens, with wildlife officials estimating the deer herd at approximately 1.5 million animals statewide.
The nine-day gun deer season
opens one-half hour before sunrise on Saturday, No,ember 18.
Hunters should check the 1995
Wisconsin Hunting Regulations
for exact opening times for the
area in which they plan to hunt.
''The deer herd is in very good
shape across the state," said Bill
Mytton, deer and bear specialist
for the Department of Natural Resources.
The winter of 1994-95 was
among the mildest on record for
Wisconsin, resulting in low overwinter deer mortality and excellent fawn production.
These two factors and conservative quotas for many units during the past few seasons produced
a deer population increase, said
Mytton.
With the increase in the deer
herd size, the DNRalso increased
the number of Hunter's Choice
and Bonus Antlerless Deer Permits available this year. These
permits allow hunters to shoot
antlerless deer - primarily does
- in designated deer management units.
The DNR adjusts the harvest
ofantlerless deer annually to keep
deer populations at or near legally
established goals for each of 122
deer management units in the
state.
"Population goals are based
on the land's carrying capacity
and public tolerance for deer,"
said Mytton. "In some areas,
crop damage and deer v~hicle accident rates are major considerations."
About 650,000 hunters are
expected to participate in the gun
deer season. Weather is always a
major factor in hunter success,
Mytton points out, making it difficult to predict harvest levels.
Wildlife managers believe
with good conditions, gun hunt-
ers could harvest as many as
375,000 deer this year, Mytton
says. The deer population was
estimated at about 1.25 million
going into the hunting season last
year, and gun hunters harvested
more than 300,000 deer.
"While the state's abundant
deer herd should provide good
hunting opportunities, the real
goal for most hunters is that they
have a safe and enjoyable hunt,"
said Mytton. "With so many
people participating in the gun
season, it is vital that hunters be
sure of their target, and what lies
behind their target."
The season framework for the
fall ofl995 deer season will be
the same as in past years, but
hunters who also participate in
the archery or muzzleloader deer
seasons have new opportunities
to use antlerless pemrits.
Hunters now have the option
of filling Hunter's Choice and
Bonus Antlerless Deer Pemrits,
during any of these hunting seasons. Hunters who hunt only
during the 9-day gun season are
not affected by these changes.
TLeSDAYS
Wm1:5DAYS
ALL NEW!
18 & older
ALTERNATIVE
NIGHT
in the basement bar
No Cover
INFLATION
FIGHTER
NIGHT
$1.50 call drinks
$1.00 bottle beer
25¢ taJ?pers
504 ratl mixers
$2.00 at the door
non-alcoholic
$3.00 at the door w/
UWSPid
$4.00 w/out
e.
FRIDAYS
SATURDAYS
2 for 1, from 8 - 10
bottle beer special
from 10 - Midnight
No Cover
PAGE 8 NOVEMBER 16, 1995
·Controversial film to be shown at UWSP
KIDS released at UWSP to educate and create dialogue
By Amy Chagnon
CoNTRIBUTOR
The New York Times calls it,
"A Wake Up Call.To The World"
Siskel and Ebert give it "Two
Thumb's Up." No, this is not the
new box office smash of the sea. son, it's the rarely seen controversial film KIDS. The "KIDS
On Campus Program" is a national program designed by
Gotham Entertainment Group to
release the film for educational
purposes. The film will be shown
at UWSP this Friday and Saturday at the UC's Encore.
Vicki Rathsack, Centertainment Productions Cinema
Coordinator commented, "Centertainment and the University
Fil:n Society are cosponsoring
KIDS in order to foster a diaIogue on the issues in the movie.
A panel discussion dealing with
these issues will begin around
8:45p.m. after the Friday showing."
Rathsack indicated some of
the issues include blatant sexual
activity, serious' alcohol abuse
and the use of drugs by young
teens. Viewing the movie can
initiate dialogue on the issues
andconsequencesofthisbehavior.
The film is set in a 24 hour
period during which the cast
takes you on a trip you will not
forget. The film presents a
whirlwind of sexual activity.
Telly, the main character of the
movie, has sex with two young
girls not knowing he is HIVpositive.
Rude comments and drunici
stoner parties. One of these episodes results in a partygoer waking up, gasping and asking 'What
Happened?' The phrase is a true
summary ofthe movie. KIDS was
first introduced at the famed
Cannes Film Festival last year. It
was originally rated NC-17 and
since has been released as Not
Rated.
"Because of the content of the
film, we are requiring picture ID
from evecyone. It is not recommended for those under 18, but,
if they choose to go, they must be
accompanied by a parent or
guardian There will be no exceptions," said Rathsack.
UWSP studentS and the public are encouraged to attend. The
showings are Friday at 7:00p.m.
and also at midnight. Saturday
showings include a matinee at
3:00p.m. and evening showing
at 9:00p.m. Admission is $3 with
UWSP student ID and $4 without.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
VOLUNTEER
A.C.T. is sponsoring the unique alternative spring break
again this year. Eight students will be allowed to participate in
community service learning experiences in San Antonio, Tex.
during this year's Spring Break, March 16 through 24.
Students will be involved with cl~ng and admitting homeless people into a night shelter, working at a food and clothing
bank and helping with the Habitat for Humanity organization.
Applications are now available in the A.C.T. office in the lower
level of the UC. They are due on Nov. 27.
TELEVISION
Gather up your friends and neighbors
Centertainment Productions is sponsoring a Thursday Night TV Line-up
Night. Watch "Friends," "Seinfeld" and "ER" on the 150" big
screen. The laughter of"Friends" and the excitement of"ER" _
starts at 7:00 pm in the Encore. Get there early and bring bean
bags, sleeping bags, and pillows for a down home feeling. ·Beer
will be on tap and free snacks will be available.
EVENT
Centertainment Productions Special Events presents World
AIDS Week, from Nov. 27 through Dec. I. On Tuesday at 7
p.m., Barnaby Creek and Donna Decker will be in The Encore.
Barnaby Creek will entertain the audience with folk music:
Donna Decker, from the English department, will read poetty.
A candlelight vigil will also be held to honor the deaths and
suffering of AIDS victims.
Throughout the week, Centertainment Productions will sell
t-shirts, distribute ribbons and have booths in the University
Center and DeBot. All proceeds will go to the Pediatric AIDS
Foundation Students willing to help with events, call Brooke at
the Centertainment Productions.
MINI-COURSE
Wanna learn how to take care of your car? Centertaimnent
Productions Auto Maintenance mini-course is a two part series
that starts Tuesday, Nov. 21 and ends the following Tuesday,
Nov. 28. The course will be in at 7 p.m. the Mainterumce and
Materials Building on the North side of campus by Thomson
Hall. Sign up for the mini-course for $3 with UWSP student
ID and $4 without at the Cam~us Activities window in the lower
level of the U.C.
..pulls
the
ground
out from
under
Women's issues forum to
feature a "Gender Feud"
a
Frt,. Nov 1 7, • Encore
7pm~lpanel
disa.Jssic:r1 to tolcM1
IW/1NIGHT
~
Nov 18, • Encore
M6tlnee. 3p-n
9pm
S3 w/ UWSP Siudt!nt/0- S4 w/o
highlight
·tiPwmitt-en in American
politics, and then go on to explore
the future of females in the political arena. Panelists will
indued UWSP faculty and students. ·
The battle ofthe sexes will get
a new twist on Tuesday, Nov. 28.
Join the male and female members of your favorite student organizations for "Gender Feud."
This will be a gender game that
brings contestants "head-tohead" in a battle of wits and communication.
Dolores Hine, Social Issues
Consultant, discusses "Reproductive Rights: Are our choices being limited?" on Wed. Nov. 29.
Hine, a former staff member
of Planned Parenthood in Mil-
lence.
She
of domestic through the
violence and how it affects out
community.
PAGE 9 NOVEMBER 16, 1995
MM*
@4§
¥&
Madison-based band to play the Mission
By Kate Roberts
ecstasy...and lead singer James
FEAUREs EorroR·
Creature Custard will be featured at the Mission Coffee House
on Saturday. No, this is not some
sort ofnew dessert. Creature Custard is the name the band that will
be opening up for the highly acclaimed local band, Fuzzdolly.
Even though none of the
members ofFuzzdolly have seen
or heard Creature Custard's show
in person, they are really eJ.:ci.ted
about having the band open for
them.
"We chose Creature Custard
because we heard that they give
a really wild and crazy live
show," said Matt Gillis, who
plays guitar and does vocals for
Fuzzdolly.
The group had listened to
Creature Custard's demo tape
and liked what they heard.
The Madison-based band has
been together for three years during which they have gained a siz-·
able local following. Their first
recording project was a self-released, six-song cassette entitled,
"Waiting for Sandwiches".
The group recently released a
demo tape, " Grocery Store",
which includes three of their
newest songs.
"Ifyou don't go beserk on the
dance floor, their lyrics will have
you rolling over in pure
WEEK
4-5PM (307 CCC) &
30-6PM (Nic. -Marq. Rm. -UC)
&.iii..fltr.r:,n SOLSTICE, 7:30PM (Sentry)
0Q.rsill'IS'eriE~s)--$1.5 0 wilD; $3.50 wlo,
STUDS--$2 wilD;
Club, 9PM-12AM (AC)
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17
Basketball, Teikyo Marycrest Tourn. (Davenport, Iowa)
Hockey, UW-River Falls, 7:30PM (H)
Wom. Basketball, Upper Iowa Univ., 7PM (H)
Centertainment Prod.-Centers Cinema Showing: KIDS ON
CAMPUS--$3 wilD; $4 wlo, 12N & 7PM (Encore-UC)
Community Christmas Open House & Parade, 6:30PM (Downtown
Stevens Point)
TREMORS Dance Club (80's Mix Night), 9PM-JAM (A C)
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 18
Basketball, Teikyo Marycrest Tourn. (Davenport, Iowa)
Hockey, UW-River Falls, 7:30PM (H)
Swim, WSUC-WWJAC Relays (Dive, JJAM; Swim, JPM (H)
ffR, Augsburg Open, lOAM (Minn., MN)
Wom. Basketball, Wartburg College, 7PM (H)
Wom. Cross-Country, National Championships (LaCrosse)
Schmeeckle Reserve Prog. : Suet Feeding: It's for the Birds (Make
vour own suet bird feed and hangers), 10- 11 :30AM'(Visitor Center)
On a side note, Gillis, of
Bruise'sbassyvoiceisMadison's Fuzzdolly, said that this will be
answer to James Earl Jones," ;aid his band's last performance ofthe
a reviewer for The Badger Her- year. Not only that but it will be
aid after seeing Creature bass player, Shannon Schober's
Custard's live show.
final performance as a Fuzzdolly
Next month the band is plan- band member. They will be holdrung to get back in the studio. ing auditions for a new-bassist.
In some of their new songs they
"We were planning on taking
did not use any guitar. Creature some time off anyway to work on
Custard wants to concentrate on a CD, but we will also need the
expanding their double bass time to get use to working with a
sound.
new band member," ·said Gillis.
"Creature Custard was lots of
Creature Custard will open
funandoffersjustenoughmusi- for Fuzzdolly at 10:00 p.m. on
cal twists to hold your attention Saturday at the Mission Coffee
for 90 minutes...(their) songs are House's Third Anniversary Bash.
deliberately constructed..." wrote For more information on the
columnist, Tom Laskin.
event, call342-1002.
Fine line dancin
!
j
IN PoiNT!
Centertainment Prod.-Centers Cinema: KIDS ON CAMPUS
- Showing, 3&8PM (Encore-UC)
TREMORS Dance Club, 9PM- JAM (A C)
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 19
Centertainment Prod.-Travel & Leisure Table Top Football,
11:3 0 AM (Encore- UC)
Planetarium Series: THE ENDLESS HORIZON, 2PM (Sci. Bldg.)
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 20
Career Serv. Prog.: What Can I Do With A Major In ... ?, 3-4PM
(134 Main)
Mostly Percussion Ensemble--$] wilD; $3 wlo, 7:30PM (MH-FAB)
Centertainment Prod.-Travel & Leisure Present: MONDAY NIGHT
FOOTBALL, BPM (Encore-UC)
Planetarium Series: Night Sky Program-- FREE, BPM (Sci. Bldg.)
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21
Planetarium Series: LA~ER SHOWw!Music ofGrateful Dead,
8&9:30PM-- $2 (Sci. Bldg.)
Wom. Basketball, St. Norbert Coilege, 7PM (DePere)
Centertainment Prod. -C~nter Stage Presents: SPOTliGHT SERIES,
12-JPM (Wooden Spoon-Fremont Ter.-UC)
Centertainment Prod. -lssues & Ideas Auto Mechanics Mini-Course-$3 wilD; $4 wlo (Sign up at Campus Act./Stu. Inv.-UC), 7PM
Schmeeckle Reserve Prog.: The Mythical Timber Wolf The Roots of
Our Fear, 7-7:45PM (Visitor Center)
Career Serv. Prog.: Federal Employment Appl., 7-BPM (106 CCC)
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22
THA NKSGIVING BREAK BEGINS (JOPM)
For Further Information Please Contact the Campus Activities Office at 346-4343
,,,
s
By Joe Trawitzki
CoNTRIBUToR
The Pointer wrestling team
has never been afraid to step on
the mat against the best wrestlers
in the nation. This season has
started with Stevens Point already
facing off and beating some of
those wrestlers.
La-st Saturday witnessed
Point winning some to~gh
matches against top schools such
as UW-Madison,UW-ParJ.cside,
Wartburg, and Marquette at the
Spieth Anderson Open, held in
Stevens Point.
"The Spieth Anderson (Open
Tournament) last Saturday is one
of the toughest tournaments
around. Sometimes it is harder
for one of our wrestlers to win
this tournament than it is to win
the national tournament," coach
Marty Loy said about Saturday's
meet.
UWSP placed seven wrestlers
in the top four at the Gold Division.
Returning All-American
Peny Miller (HWT) led the way
by being the only champion for
the Pointers. Seniors Brian
Stamper (134 lbs) and Kevin
Knaus (158lbs) each captured
third. Chris Jones (134), Pat
Knoch (150), Jamie Hildebrandt
(167), Joe Rens (190), and Joe
Trawitzki (HWT) took fourth
place.
The Pointers were also sue-'
cessful in the Silver Division for
freshmen wrestlers. Three freshmen made the finals. Eric
Peterson (118), Travis Sonsalia
(142), and Ryan Peterson (HW1)
all
photo by Kris Wagner
Pointer wrestler Shawn Riege upends his La Crosse
opponent during this past Tuesday's match.
ended their first college tourna- amazing," coach Marty Loy
commented.
ment placing second.
Jason Malchow (118), Jere
• UWSP 21, La-Crosse 15
Hamel (142), Kevin Knaus, and
On Tuesday, in a thrilling Jamie Hildebrandt all won
dual meet, the Pointers came matches early in the meet to give
from behind to win the final two UWSP a 12-9. La Crosse re-took
matches capturing the meet over the lead after the 177 lb match
conference rival La Crosse. For when two time All-American
the night, the Pointers won six Brandon Pensekover won his
of the ten matches.
match over Rob Cardew.
"We had _a simple game plan
But the Pointers came back.
coming into tonight. We wanted Joe Rens tied the meet with a 8-1
to out-hustle them and beat their win. Peny Miller then ended the
heads. We did just that without meet with a first period pin to
exception. We won matches give the Pointers the 21-15 win
purely because we were able to in front ofthe Stevens Point fims.
out-hustle our opponent. And to
The Pointers travel to defenddo that without much focus on ing national chapions Augsburg
team conditioning is simply College this weekend to participate in the Augie Open.
Pointers run down Platteville
Bill Ott from 27 yards out. Fred
Galecke's kick attempt missed
CoNTRJauroR
and Point led 9-7 heading into the
The Pointer football team fin- half.
The Pointers put together.a 74
ished its season on a winning
yard
drive midway through the
note last Saturday, with a 32-10
third
quarter that ended with a
victory at snow r covered
five
yard
touchdown run by
Platteville.
Fitzgerald.
Once again, the kick
The UWSP defense forced
attempt
failed
and Point now led
Platteville to punt on their first.
15-7.
possession giving Point the ball
The score would stay at 15-7
at their own 19-yard line. They
until
midway through the fourth
then drove 62 yards, before setquarter.
Platteville intercepted a
tling for a l5 yard field goal by
Fitzgerald
pass at their three yard
Fred Galecke.
line
and
returned
it to the 14.
The score stood aU-0 until
They
drove
the
ball
70 yards on
early in the second quarter. Tak15
plays
before
Point
held them
ing advantage of good field posito
a
33
yard
Berens'
field
goal.
tion, the Pioneers drove 59 yards
Berens'
kick
cut
the
lead
to
15in four plays to score what would
10.
be their only touchdown of the
Jody Damitz returned the engame.
suing
kickoff 37 yards to the
Quarterback Forrest Paul conPlatteville
44. The Pointers then
nected with Brunson Parish from
43, yards out to give Platteville covered the 44 yards in nine
the lead. The PAT was good put- plays. UWSP scored on a 10 yard
ting the Pioneers up 7-3.
"' pass from Fitzgerald to Tom
The teams then traded posses- McKinney. Point's attempt for
sions several times until with two was successful on a pass from
5: 15 remaining in the second Fitzgerald to Craig Drummy.
The Pointer defense then
quarter Point received the ball at
their 20 yard line. Just over four stifled UWP and forced them to
minutes later, Tom Fitzgerald hit punt. They received the ball at
By Cory Wojtalewicz
1) Randy Johnson recently won the AL Cy Young award,
receiving 28 out of a possible 30 first place votes. Who
received the other two?
2) Who was recently crowned the Winston Cup points
champion by finishing 32nd at the NAPA 500 in Atlanta?
3) When was the last time the Wisconsin Badgers hockey
team won a National Championship?
see page 14 for answers
the Platteville 44 before driving
28 yards in six plays and settling
for a 32 yard Galecke field goal
with 1:15 remaining.
UWSP wasn't do~e yet. On
the following kickoff, Galecke
kicked to Scott Wedig at the UWP
16. He returned it nine yards
before being hit and fumbling at
the 25. The Pointers' Clayt Birmingham scooped up the loose
ball and ran 25 yards for the
score. That made it 32-10 and
sent the Pointers home victorious.
McKinney led the way for the
Pointers rushing for 82 yards on
15 carries.
Fitzgerald also had a good day
passing. He connected on 13 of
23 passes for 167 yards and two
touchdowns.
Defensively, UWSP was led
by Craig Kriewaldt with 10 tackles.
The win boosted the Pointers
final overall record to 8-2 and
gave them sole possession of third
place in the WSUC behind the
only two teams to beat Point, La
Crosse(I0-0) and River Falls
(9-1).
s,.,,, _____
PAGE 11 NOVEMBER 16, 1995
Pointers ready to battle for conference
Top five scorers from last year's team return to 1995-96 squad
Junior Jim Danielson also the front runners for the job, but chipped in 14 points, with Mike
With the majority of last
year's nucleus still intact, the poses a threat to opposing de- according to Parker, moving Paynter adding 11 points and 7
UWSP men's basketball team is fenses. At 6'6", Danielson is one Paynter into the position is also boards.
Stevens Point travels to Iowa
gearing up to put in a strong of the Pointers top 3-point shoot- an option.
ers and can play either small or
this weekend to take part in the
1995-96 campaign.
• UWSP 84, Obras 66
Teikyo Marycrest University
Coach Bob Parker, who power forward.
Sophmores Russ Austin, Dan
Stevens Point took on a club Tournament.
watched his Pointer squad turn
ina 12-13 overall record last year, Denniston, and Curt Richardt team from Obras, Argentina this
isn't prepared to sit through will also contribute to the Point- past Monday night
ers' attack.
and came out strong,
another sub-.500 season.
Austin is coming off a superb building up an
Though Parker knows that
improving on last year's 7-9 rookie year, in which he was eleven point lead in
record in the Wisconsin State named the conference's top the game's opening
three minutes.
Collegiate Conference will be no freshmen.
Denniston and Richardt also
Dan Denniston
simple feat.
November
"(The WSUC) is going to be saw some quality minutes last collected 9 of his 11
24-25 Terry Porter Classic 6:00 p.m.
very competitive, top to bottom," year and will look to play key points during the run
by connecting on
pointed out Parker, who's in his roles.
December
The biggest advantage for three 3-pointers.
ninth season with the Pointers. "I
3:00p.m.
2 Platteville
The Pointers
don't see anyone waltzing Stevens Point might be its bench.
7:00p.m.
13
Winona
State
This is largely due to a strong re- were able to extend
through this league."
6:00p.m.
29-30
Sentry
Classic
their lead to 22
Leading the charge for Parlcer cruiting class of fresman.
"This freshman group is the points, and headed
is a group of talented players,
January
most notably senior Brad Hintz best I've had," commented into the locker room
3:00p.m.
6 Stout (Parent's Day)
Parker. "(Our bench) is our pre- up 53-31.
and junior Mike Paynter.
7:00p.m.
10
Eau
Claire
But Obras stayed
Himz, last year's leading dominant strength. We're very
3:00p.m.
13
Northland
College
with Stevens Point in
point producer, is the 16-Jilan deep."
3:00p.m.
20 River Falls
If there is one area where the the second half, and
roster's lone senior and shculd
7:00p.m.
31
Whitewater
provide leadership on the court. Pointers aren't at an advantage, the Pointers settled
Paynter looks to wreak havoc it's down low. Point has no true for a 84-66 win.
February
Brad
Hintz
in the WSUC by hitting the big man that stands out, leaving
10 Superior(AlumniDay) 3:00p.m.
boards and contributing his share the position wide open for the poured in 22 points
14 Oshkosh
7:00p.m.
taking.
to lead Point.
of points to the scoreboard.
21
La
Crosse(SeniorNight)
7:00p.m.
Bob Blessington, freshman Denniston, along
Last year, both players were
honorable mentions to the All- Brett Hornseth, and UW-Supe- with standq_ut freshrior transfer Clint Diestlhorst are man Brian Jauch
Conference Team.
UWSPwashes
Warhawks
By Jamie McMillin
CoNTRIBUTOR
The UWSP men's and
women's swimming and diving
teams washed away the
Warhawks last Saturday at the
UW-Whitewater swimming pool.
The women's score·was 139-78
and the men's score was 145-76.
On the women's side, first
place finishes were turned in by
Erica Lee in the 100 Free, Mary
Kolar in the 50 Free, Kristin
Mackus in the 400 1M, Christie
Ross in the 200 Back, and I;:rin .
Kinnemann in the 500 Free.
Cathy Tide took the lead on
3Mwithafirstplacewith212.50.
On the men's side, first place
finishes were turned in by Mike
Pelekanos in the 1000 Free, Andy
Matthias in the 50 Free, Corey
Pagels in the 400 IM, John
Sherwood in the 100 Free, Chris
Foti in the 500 Free. and John
Stevens in the 200 Breastroke.
On the diving side, Brian
Engholdt took first on 1M with a , .
score of 232. 10. Second place
went to Kevin Moore with a score
of 157.60, and right behind
Moore was Chris Theroux with
130.65 points.
Thls Saturday, the swimmers
and divers have Conference
Relays here in Stevens Point.
Starting time is 1 p.m.
< ..
Watch Our Outstanding Coverage ..'.
''
They're the same Cowboys
we beat twice last year.
We're in a different league.
We're the big boys.
''
-San Francisco 49ers 'defonsive end Rickey Jackson commenting on the 49ers 38-20 stomping over the Dallas Cowboys last
Sunday. Jackson had an interception in. the games opening quarter which helped set up a San Francisco touchdown.
-USA Today
4 .
••
.Of the Season's Biggest Styles.
15°/o OFF ALL GEAR ITEMS GETS YOU
COVERED FOR THE SEASON!
HURRY-SALE ENDS DECEMBER 3.
GEAR
101
-....ro~L" C:: •~·
... G-a4a:&
IPOIItt
PAGE 12 NOVEMBER 16, 1995
TIGHT cORNER 'BY~EN GRtWY ANDMALCCYl\ W1LLET
©Edward Julius
I
1
13
14
16
.'
17
18
19
·21
22
23
24
25
27
28
29
31
JZ
34
3.5
39
41
42
43
ACROSS
/
-Street
Circumferences
Regulated sy~tem
of diet
The four -·Doting on
f4ear\t ime
London art gallery
Car-window items
"All About - "
Hr. Whitney
·
Taboo
Pitcher Hershiser
Actress Hartman
lupino and Cantor
Cc.mical
Fills: to excess .
Does lawn work .
":1onopo I y" · square
Valley
languid
Brazilian seaport
Opening
"Midnight _. _ ..
Goddess of dis ·
cord
Collegiate CW8801
44 Cube root of 729
Bullfighters
Have a runny .nose
Sadgerl ike animals
47 Hiss MacKenzie
Sniff
49 Other : Sp.
Shore
50 ~lad scramble
Creator of Winston·
' Smith
52 Periodic table
item
26 Theatre parts .
54 Candidate for ~ ­
272,000 lbs. {2 wds . )
Kleenex
28 t4ord of warning
55 Madrid men
30 Attention-getter
56 Laundry appli ·
31 Thin fog
ances
33 Dull
5 7 - fiddle
34 Brilliancy
36 Amerl"car; airline
37 Oisdained
DOWN
JB . French law bodies
I Scott Joplin's city 39 NFL team
2 Conceited person
40 A fool's ---3 "Your majesty"
41 Stairway parts
4 French friend
44 More kind
5 Repair
47 Stare
6 Produc'e ·
48 Robert 7 Chinese, e.g.
49 Melville book
8 The Wizard of---- 51 ''The Bridge of San
Park
Luis - "
9---- in the belfry 53 Business letter
10 British suffix
obbreviation
45 "Hy boy"
46 College course
SEE 1HE CLASSIFIED SECTION
COW~
I!
12
l3
IS
20
24
"011, Vera,..,. waolocks d beany minute, and my wallusf
shriveled up and ,.. alii"
FOR ANSWERS
ttEKT SEMESTER•••
"t!e
~~
~~~~e·1
~i~
J uTTLf ~ "TN.v
. ~~ GA..T 111UIH.
Ste Vid(
@~~
trgt.sta-r-t ~~
li cilmpu.s
orginizatjop,
SeeJhc.k ·
M
u~
havet,ofill
out l!n
illl'f.OSSi b1e
a nCC unnecesrarJ
aTIJotmt of
pape:rwor1<. .
·
fJ/t,. •
•:·'~ See J>;c]<. b~ Lhan1c.f~.~-l
~ {]-: 0 ·o~~
fol" t'he bureaucr<~tic pro<:.ess.
FOR THE POINTER BY BJ HIORNS
•.• OH THE ~D \MOE WEB
for more information, contact the Comics Editor (via email) at
vkaqu114@studentt.uwsp.edu
-Student Housing Available for
1996-1997 School Year*2 units, 4 in one, 9 in the other
*I Block from campus
*$1700 per student per year
*laundry facilities
*parking adequate for 17
Call: (715)-258-8033 (between 8&5)
(715)-258-8032 (after 5pm)
-Ask for Dan-
•
"''''
CA55ER<l.E
-----"---
FOR THE POINTER BYTHEUWSP C<Yt\ICARTSOCIETY
PAGE 13 NOVEMBER 16, 1995
Have a Happy Turkey Break!
The Afjony column
by Mistress Tracey
DEAR ABBEY GONE HORRIBLY WRONG
DAVE DAVIS
· For those of you who may wonder
where Pat "the Horoscope Guy" is this
week, don't work your underpants into
a bundle. I have him safely locked
away in my closet. If he can handle it,
he should be back after Thanksgiving
Break. So far. his training is going
l'Irl~~ welL Every time he misbehaves, I just
"bring in the clowns" and suddenly he's
kissing my boots. When it pleases me,
~StP_'ilJ I allow him to wear interesting clothes
and provide him with plenty of exercise. Plus, he makes a nice conversation piece when guests come to visit...
As for The Eclectic, they're out doing my dirty laundry and polishing my
bronze paperboy. It's amazing how one
crack of my whip inspires such teamwork!(hmmm ... maybe I should hold Pat
hostage more often?)
.FOR THE POINTER BY VALENTINA I<AQJATa;H
Dear Mistress~
(I mean) Tracey,
I have this little problem that
has turned into quite a sticky situation. I don't even know how to
start telling you about it, but here
goes. Before Halloween I was
approached by this (I thought)
harmless group of do gooders
who pleaded and begged me to
borrow them some of my playthings out of my dun~9A (sorry)
I mean, my basement to use in their
haunted house.
Since Halloween is my favorite time of year, I agreed and let
them use everything. My problem is that it is now quite a few
weeks after Halloween and they
haven't returned my "stuff."
What should I do?
Left without any fun,
~~~~~~~'-:~:;......J YourBiggestAdmirer
AEGIS
FOR THEPOINTER BYBEO<YGRUTZII<
Dear Agony,
My boyfriend likes women
with bigger breasts and has suggested I get implants. Is this wise?
--Perfectly Perky
Darling 'Perky. .
Ifyour beau likes women with
bigger breasts, what's he doing
with you? It's obvious that he
can't get what he reallY,, wants.
.~
Next time he asks you to go implant yourself, tell him you're not
satisfied with his ( insert your favorite body part here ) size ... and
dump that dork!
Dearest Tracey,
It's that time again. Time for
us girlfriends and wives of deer
hunters to take a backseat while
they go out slaughtering Bambi.
Could you help us fmd something
to do? We get sooo bored!
-Weekend Widow
Darling Widow,
Do notfret. This gives you the
perfect opportunity to let your
hair down. Don't wait around
for your man while he's having
fun. Gooutandgetyourselfsome
fun. One ofmyfavorite activities
is to hire a male stripper and invite all my girl-fiends over. We
tease the hell out of that poor
boob. Another activity you'd enjoy would be finally having the
whole house to yourself Curl up
with a good book (Anne Rice's
"Vampire Lestat" is my favorite)
and make yourself a hot cup of
· cocoa spiked with amaretto. Or,
ifyou're really, really bored, do
some hunting of your own... go
shopping with your man's credit
Darling Admirer,
Never ever lend your "stuff' card!
·to others. Especially your most
favorite things! But, since the Hey, Agony!
Why aren't there more 'Women
worst has already occurred to
characters
in the comics?
you, you must take action imme-SuperGRRL
diately! Follow this simple,
tried-and-true anarchist's recipe:
Before doing any of the fol- Darling SuperGRRL,
There are more women porlowing, first threaten them with
trayed
in comics right now than
a letter where you clearly state
there
are
women actually creatsomething like "YOU HAVE MY
ing
comics.
The reason for this
STUFF. IFYOUDONTGIVEIT
is
that
most
cartoonists
are men.
AUBACK. YOUWIUPAY." Now
Here
in
the
Pointer's
comics,
proceed...
we've
got
two
women
cartoonists
a) Find out where these supand more women characters
posed "do gooders" live.
than any other college newspab) Stalk them.
per.
Support us ·by giving us
c) Harass them with phone
money!!
calls and cryptic post-it notes.
Happiness in Slavery,
d) Poison their food (or force
Mistress
Tracey
them to have dinner at Debot).
e) Have their loved ones torMy whole body aches for your letters!
tured and their pets murdered.
Send them to:
Or, if all else fails, kill them.
The Agony Colmun
It's your job to keep them in
c/o The Pointer
agony. They are too pathetic to
attn: Comics Editor
handle your equipment... (so,
or email me direct at:
Biggest Admirer, how big are you
vkaqu114@studentl.uwsp.edu
really?)
-
....
·pay hike
CONTINUED FROM PAGE
1
System is around 6 percent and .
the average for a system like ours
is 10 or 11 percent."
uw~Madison and Milwaukee
are not lQOked at in comparison
because Madison is a research
university with a doctoral program. Milwaukee also has a doctoral program and is categorized
as an urban university.
•
Because today lS
mystery meat day.
066~ (t
uopJoo .uar (~
·esew esor JeA&!IaJ
SU8!PUI PU818A81:) ( ~
. 01
:ilt>Yd NOll.l Sll:iiMS.NY
YIAnu
Thursday,_ Nov. 16
Sa11oy Brown
with Kim Simmonds
Advance Tickets Suggested
Friday, Nov. 17
Bum'tToast
&Jim
Bluegrass Rock
It's everywhere
you want to be:
Saturday, Nov. 18
Howard "Guitar"
Luedke with Blue Max
· Blues Rock
EVERY WEDNESDAY· JAZZ OPEN MIC NIGHT
(2·1/2 miles North of the Square on Second Sl)
North Second SL •Stevta~ Point •344-9045
Attention CNR Students
Three Organizations Offer Scholarships
The Racine County ConservatioJ1. 'League, Salmon Unlimited Wisconsin, Inc., and the Wisconsin
Sportsman's Association will award scholarships to students enrolled in the College of Natural
Resources.
The Racine Co.u nty Conservation League will award scholarship(s) to
students with financial need from Racine County.
Salmon Unlimited Wisconsin, Inc. will award three to five scholarships to
undergraduate and/ or graduate students studying water resources, limnology and
fisheries.
The Wisconsin Sportsman's Association will award scholarships to students
enrolled at the College of Natural Resources from Racine and Kenosha counties
who have financial need.
~
Applications are available at Room 136 of the College of Natural Resources or The Pointer Office. You
may also call 1-800-235-7510 for an application. Retl.J,rn completed applications to:
· Ronald R. Mack.
4234 Greenbriar Lane
Racine, WI 53403
IMPORTANT: Applications must be received by November 30, 1995 to be eligible.
CJt1tt
HOUSING
HoMES & APARTMENTS
Accomodating 3-8 People
Delux fully furnished energy
efficient, very close to campus.
Call Joe or Bev: 344-2278
2 BEDROOM APARTMENTS
Less than 2 blocks from campus. Located, 740 Vmcent Ct.
Call: 341-7398
1996-1997
3 Bedroom Furnished Duplex
Free Parking + Garage
Unit I: 3 Bedroom $675
a person/ semester.
Unit 2: 3 Bedroom $850
a person I semester
Free Washer & Dryer on Site
Call: 341-7164
ANcHoR APARTMENTs
PAGE 15 NOVEMBER 16, 1995
HOUSING
- 1996/1997
2 units 4 in one, 9 in the other.
I block from campus. $1700
per student per year. laundry.
parking for 17.
Call: 715-258-8033
715-258-8032(after 5pm)
FoR RENT
nINFORMATION
Largest Ul!rary of information in U.S. ·
all subjects
- Oroer Catalog Tooay w::n V1sa 1 MC or COD
CANCUN·SOUTH PADRt ISlAND
+
Early booking uvilgs until Nov. 15, 1995
6uarantNd Lawes! Prlu
+Book auly ((){the lawe1t price & lwut p<opertiiU
+
FRoM$
ttlillllllllll ·oLD
T 0 .N E.
. L A· U N D·R Y .
Old Towne Center
2824 Stanley St.
CoLLEGE ToURs
Call: 341-2461
JERSEY APARTMENTS
Very nice apartments. Cose to
UWSP. For 3 persons. Parking & Laundry available for
summer & 96-97 school year.
Groups of 3,5,6&7. Clean,
well maintained. Parking
available. Reasonable.
RIDE
Recently retired university
professor seeks someone to
help drive to Florida Gulf
Coast. Depart Stevens Point
Dec. 25 or 26. Spend Two
Nights en route. I'll provide
car, Gas, and Meals, You provide Lodging. If interested
phone evenings after Nov. 28,
to furthur Discuss.
Call: 344-4869
VA C A T I 0
_1\,· ,\'
'"close to campus-'"46 wcishers
26dryers- '"TV- '"video games'"vending machines- '"alfendant
on duty-
Come to Mazatlan with "College Tours". Sign your friendS
up & go for free, with thousands of other students from
the U.S.
Call Chad: 1-800-395-4896
SnrnENT HousiNG 96/97
Single rooms for groups
2,3,4 or 5. Clean,
Close to campus.
HousiNG FOR 9G-97
341-6132 ext 211 or 341-9722
Or. rush $2.00 lo: Research lnlormalian
t t3221daho Ave .. # 206 A Los Angeles CA 90025
·
House on College Ave. For 4
people, for next year.
ll
Call Erzinger Realestate at:
341-7906
Call Debra: 1-800-592-2121
ext#ll7
AvAilABLE Now!
SnrnENT HousiNG
Groups from 3-9, very nice,
semi furnished, free parking,
locally managed, filling up
fast.
Please call now for 96-97
and summer openings.
1
~!i
_j'2~~
__,_ 800-351-0222
or (310) 477·8226
9 9 ~~~soN $3'99u:...
.... South Padre
Houses, Duplexes, Apartments.
Very close to campus, l,2,3,4,or
Call~e: 341-4215
5 bedrooms, Professionally Man-.
aged, Partially furnished, Parking & laundry facilities. Call now
2 BEDROOM
for 1996-97 School year & sum- Spacious 2 bedroom available
mer immediate openings also January I, I block from campus.
available.
In eludes all utilities plus washer
&
dryer & frige. $430 I month.
Call : 341-4455
Call Joe or Bev: 344-2278
199611997
2 units 4 in one, 9 in the other.
I block from campus. $1700
per student per year. laundry.
SnrnENTs:
parking for 17.
National Marketing Firm
Call : 715-258-8033
seeks students to distnbute fly715-258-8032(after 5pm)
ers on campus.
Call: 344-7487
SER J"ICES
VACATIONS
I
Houses I duplexes. Groups
from 2-5, all single bedrooms.
Laundry, free parking, energy
efficient & well managed.
Mazatlan from $399. Air/7
nights hotel/ free nightly beer
parties/ discounts.
Call: {800) 366-4786
Call: 341-5757
. 1996-1997 SEMESTERS
furnished
5bedroom
- 2 bath home
Call: 345-0153
WANTED!!!
Individuals, Student Organizations to Promote. SPRING
BREAK Earn MONEY and
FREE TRIPS. CALL INTERCAMPUS PROGRAMS.
http://www.icpt.com
Call: 1-800-327-6013
F.Y.L
Cornerstone Press will not be
releasing a book this seJ!leSter. For further information,
Call Dan Detvich: 346-3568
WANTED:
Any information, comments,
criticisms or complements
about the UWSP/S.G.A. sponsored health insurance policy.
Anonymous information is
welcome. Please call Laura or
Kris at SGA x4592, or send
comments to SGA- CAO, box
72, Lower U.C.
Phone-344-6790
E AI PL 0 YAI E NT
ATTENTION:
NEW PEOPLE!
The fun way today! Exciting
singles in your area want to
meet you. Call recorded message for Details.
Call: 1-800-683-7031
MEAT
The Pointer is looking
fora
-
NHL-NFL-NBA
Scores, Spreads,
Continually updated
Computer Technician
Pagemaker experience
··· is a plus.
Today she's full of life.
Call Now: 1-800-683-7027
Find out how we can help.
Call Steph:
346-2249
BoRED!
Join the party. Live Singles
are waiting to meet you
24 hours.
CRUISE SJDP Joss!
~
.~
An affiliate of the,
DREAM WoRKSHOPS:
Nov 17thHow You Interpret Your
Dreams
Nov 29thThe Dream Connection
7:00p.m.
Stevens Point Public Library
,Sponsored by ECKANKAR
Wisconsin Satsang Society
Call: 345-0660
IRTtiRIGiiT
_ .
- ·
:r,
715-341-5811 • 800-924-9932
Find out how hundreds ofstudents are already eaniing FREE
TRIPS and LOTS OF CASH with America's #1 Spring
Break company! Sell only 15 trips and travel free! Choose
Cancun, Bahamas; Mazadan, or Florida! CALL NOW! TAKE
A B~AK. STUDENT TRAVEL (800) 95-BREAK!
·
•
Epilepsy Foundation of America.
Call: (520) 505-3123
HELP WANTED
Wanted a person to provide personal care and recreation to a
gentleman with Cerebral Palsy
·one weekend per month and some
Friday evenings. $6.25 per hour.
No nurse's training needed. Will
train.·Leave message. I live by
Village Apartments.
Call: 341;.c)429
. ®
Midstate
Epilepsy
Association
Call: 1-800-683-7028
Earn $2000 + monthly.
Parttime I fulltime. World
Travel. Carribean, Hawaii.
All positions available. No
experience.
0
-
Hours-7:00am-8:45pm
(close at lO:OOpm)
SPRING BREAK!
SnrnENT HousiNG 96-97
PERSONALS
· fr<q
PREGNRH17
And N~ HQip?
and Confidcmtlal. l
Call 341 -HELP
I
.
C 0 0 L
STU F F
TO
KNOW
T 0
GET
BY
0 N
CAMPUS
Big on
hunger but
low on cash?
No problem . Call
Domino's. Use our specials below. Then sit back
and relax while we bring
you your hot, fresh pizza .
How's THAT for a good deal?
.
When the ·
care packages
come few and
far between,
call Domino's.
.
YOU
NEED
~
345-0901
-·
~
HOURS:
Sun.- Wed.: 11:00 a.m.- 1:30 a.m., Thurs. : 11:00 a.m.- 2:00a.m., Fri. & Sat.: 11:00 a.m. -3:00a.m.
Domino's ®
Value Pizza
30 Inches Long, 30 Spectacular Slices
98
,
..
....
,
'
~.
-
..
,.
t
•
..
~~·····
•
•
··
,
"
•
~
'
............. , ........... .
• .. • • • .. • .. • • . . . . . . . . + . . . . . . .