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Tongue Twisters Spend 60 seconds practising these in pairs - be ready to stand up and say each of them five times quickly.... - gobbling gargoyles gobbled gabbling goblins - I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch - lovely lemon liniment 201 Fizz Buzz Medium Start with a quick round of Fizz Buzz (easy): Taking it in turns around the classroom, count 1-2-3etc. However, if your number is divisible by 3 you say 'fizz' instead of your number, if it is divisible by 5 you say 'buzz' instead of the number and if it divisible by 3 AND 5 you must say 'fizz-buzz'. Now play fizz whiz buzz: if your number is divisible by 3, you say 'fizz', by 4 you say 'whiz' and by 5 you say 'buzz'. Divisible by both 3 and 5?. Fizz-buzz. 3 and 4: Fizzwhiz. 4 and 5: Whiz-buzz. Simples. 202 Bad Jokes 203 I'm not very good at science. Can anyone explain these jokes to me? 1. There are 10 kinds of scientists. Those who think in binary and those who don't. 2. Exam question: 'What is an electron?' Answer: 'It's when everyone gets to vote'. 3. Where does bad light end up? In a prism! Notes Page Optical Illusions The orange lines are identical in all three images. Do they seem to bend and lean in the bottom two? 204 Dingbats 205 Everyday words & expressions 1. 2. 3. CL OSE Notes Page Picture Quiz 206 Name the cars from the badges - we've taken some of the names off, of course !! This is an old one... Notes Page Odd One Out 207 One of these sentences doesn't contain all the letters of the alphabet. Which one? Waltz, bad nymph, for quick jigs vex How piqued gymnasts can level six jumping razorback frogs The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy bog Notes Page Magic Teacher 208a For this exercise we need some equipment. A bucket Strips A newspaper A Strong Six Paper Beyonce Elastic Band Lady GaGa Eminem Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Notes Page Magic Teacher 208b Here's the story: next week's classroom monitor will be responsible for things like handing up books and tidying the class before and after lessons. Our head-teacher has lined up four superstars who are willing to do the job, but two class members must also volunteer. Your magic teacher will then blindly select who is going to be the monitor. Justin Bieber Beyonce ???? ???? Our candidates are: Lady GaGa Eminem Notes Page Flags - the letter 'M' Part 2 209 List of 'M's Macedonia Madagascar Malawi Malaysia Maldives Mali Malta Mauretana Mauritius Mexico Monaco Mongolia Montenegro Morocco Mozambique Notes Page Flags - the letter 'M' Part 1 210 List of 'M's Macedonia Madagascar Malawi Malaysia Maldives Mali Malta Mauretana Mauritius Mexico Monaco Mongolia Montenegro Morocco Mozambique Notes Page 12 DOC = 12 Days of Christmas 211 These are all everyday phrases involving numbers. Work out the phrases from the clues: 2001 10 100 5 ASO DS PIAP GR 365 40 100 911 DIAY ABATFT CIAD AFP (US) Notes Page Trivia: Eyes Down You never know when this might come in handy even if it doesn't, it's nice to be the only person who knows... 212 Selected Bingo Calls 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 Kelly's Eye 23 Lord is My Me and You Shepherd You and Me 26 Half a Crown Knock at the door27 Duck and a Crutch Man Alive 28 In a State Half a Dozen Lucky 30 Burlington Bertie Garden Gate Doctor's Orders 32 Buckle My Shoe David's Den 33 All the Threes Legs One Dozen 35 Jump and Jive Unlucky for Some The Lawnmower 44 Droopy Drawers 16 Never Been Kissed 19 21 22 57 Heinz Beanz 66 Clickety Click 80 Ghandi's breakfast Goodbye Teens Key to the Door Two Little Ducks 88 Two Fat Ladies Trivia: FIFA Rankings You never know when this might come in handy even if it doesn't, it's nice to be the only person who knows... 212 Ranking points earned = M x I x T x C Ranking is based on average score over four years, on a sliding scale (more recent matches score more highly). Each match is scored as follows: M: Result of match - win (3), draw (1) loss (0) I: Importance - friendly (1), qualifier (2.5), other international (3) and FIFA World Cup match (4) T: Strength of opposing team - No 1 ranked team (200) down on sliding scale to 150th ranked team (50) and all teams below also 50 C: Strength of opposing confederation Europe/South America (1), North and Central America, Caribbean (0.88), Asia/Africa (0.86) and Oceania (0.85) Bad Jokes 213 I'm not very good at science. Can anyone explain these jokes to me? 1. The Large Hadron Collider walks into a pub and orders a drink. The Barman says "Sorry, we don't serve LHCs in here.", to which the Large Hadron Collider replies "That's OK, I'm broke anyway" 2. An infinite number of Mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer. The bartender says “The usual, I guess?” and pours two beers 3. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side. Notes Page Optical Illusions Move your head from side to side: do the layers seem to move too? 214 Dingbats 215 Everyday words & expressions 1. 2. 3. Notes Page Anagrams 216 Here are some anagrams, which contain their own clues: 1. i'm a dot in place 3. twelve plus one 2. that queer shake 4. accord not in it Notes Page Magic Teacher 217 1. Five students choose football clubs (or film stars, or...) 2. Write names on paper, put names in hat 4. Pick one at random from hat. 3. But wait...before the football club is chosen, the teacher has to predict which one it is. Notes Page The Flagpole 218 In my last school they had a flagpole, which the caretaker had to paint every year. It was 1/3 underground (for stability). The caretaker painted half of its total length, but wasn't tall enough to reach the top 4 feet (the caretaker was an old guy, he still used 'feet'). How tall was the flagpole in total? Roughly how many metres is that? How tall from the ground up? Notes Page Flags - the letter 'N' 219 Name the countries Notes Page Flags 220 Only one country has a flag which is not rectininear (that means either a rectangle or a square) Notes Page 12 DOC = 12 Days of Christmas 221 These are all everyday phrases involving numbers. Work out the phrases from the clues: 147 60 12 747 MBIS MIAH IIAF JJ 16 1 8 10 OIAP PIAPT PIAG RP Notes Page Trivia : it fell off the back of a lorry You never know when this might come in handy - even if it doesn't, it's nice to be the only person who knows... Emergency Action Code 2SE UN standard number for chemical Hazard Symbol: one of ten 1283 01234 567 890 specialist advice contact number 222 company logo Emergency Action Codes The first number tells firefighters what to use: 1 = course spray, 2 = fine spray, 3 = foam, 4 = powder The first letter can be P-Z and tells if chemical suits or breathing apparatus are needed The final letter can be E (public hazard) and/or V (explosive reaction) Bad Jokes 223 I'm not very good at science. Can anyone explain these jokes to me? 1. A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The neutron says "how much will that be?", to which the barman replies "To you....no charge". 2. Two atoms walking down the road. One says to the other "Oh no, I think I've lost an electron". "Are you sure?" says the other. "yes, I'm positive" he replies. 3. Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives? Notes Page Optical Illusions If the arrow travels straight, will it pass above the star, below the star, or will it hit the star? 224a Optical Illusions Most people guess 'over' but it is actually dead in line 224b Dingbats 225 Everyday words & expressions 1. 2. 3. Notes Page Pirate Triva 226 Sail the seven seas, me hearty? First of all, try and name them. Notes Page Flags - the letters 'O' & 'P' 227 Name the countries Notes Page Word Games 228 I took five nine letter words, and removed the middle three letters. Then I mixed up the lists of first-three and last-three letters. Now I can't remember the words. Help? First-three-letters VER FOR NIG WHI CHO Last-three-letters ATE FUL OWN OOL RAE Notes Page What's your name? Your teacher will tell you when to start each piece of writing. Stand up, and - with your right hand - slowly and neatly write your first name in the air with an imaginary pen Pass your imaginary pen to your left hand and write your last name in the air. Don't forget to dot the i's and cross the t's. Now put the pen in your mouth and write your teacher's name in the air. Finally put the imaginary pen between your toes - no need to take your shoes off - and write 'The End' in mid-air. 229 Notes Page Silly Names 230 Sometimes, books, films and music are given funny names. Can you figure out why these names were given? the book Rocket Boys was turned into a film called October Sky in 1999 Rapper MF Doom had an album called Mm.. Food in 2004 Imogen Heap had an album called iMegaphone Jazz pianist Sonny Clark had a song called NYC's No Lark Notes Page Great Anagrams 231 Some neat anagrams, with the clues in the words: moon starer (one word) they see (two words) tender names (one word) voices rant on (one word) no city dust here (two words) Notes Page Strange Co-incidence 232 Can you see anything odd about this sentence (apart from the colours): Ivanhoe, by Sir Walter Scott is a novel by a Scottish writer. Notes Page Lateral Thinking 233 My cousin doesn’t have all her fingers on one hand She says she is glad - Why? Notes Page Optical Illusions 234a These two roads are at different angles, right? Notes Page Optical Illusions The angles are identical. Move the red lines to see... 234b Dingbats 235 Everyday words & expressions 1. 2. 3. clue: Notes Page Great Anagrams 236 This is a brilliant anagram, which contain its own clue: In one of The Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten. Notes Page Flags - the letters 'Q' & 'R' 237 Name the countries Notes Page Trivia: Happy Anniversary You never know when this might come in handy even if it doesn't, it's nice to be the only person who knows... 238 Some Wedding Anniveraries 10th 15th 20th 25th 30th 35th 40th 45th 50th 55th 60th 70th 75th Tin Crystal China If anyone asks you “why Silver does a 60th Anniversary have the same name as Pearl a 75th Anniversary” the Coral best answer is “I have no idea” Ruby Sapphire Gold Emerald Diamond Platinum Notes Page Diamond Brain Teaser 239 This clock on the left shows the time as 10:40. If you saw the clock hands in the same position in a mirror what time would it be? Notes Page Number Puzzle 240 If seven hens lay seven eggs in seven days, how long would it take three hens to lay three eggs? How long would it take 15 hens to lay 15 eggs? Notes Page Poetry Hour 241 Do you notice anything odd about this moving poem? Ida by the Window by Howard Bergerson Ma, I so resign. It's all a poet air. Ben is, I see, so Greek. In sly dissent I wore no gay ruff. O see by a brae his nag roll or yaw? AWOL laws (as are every God's) are a dire rod. "Aye, fade with gin - O, too wispily; Sordid rosy lips I wooe. (Tonight I wed a fey adorer, Ida.) Eras do gyre -veer as a swallow away. Roll, organs I hear! Bay, bees of fury ago! Nero, witness idyls Nike ergo sees! Is inebriate Opal lasting? Is Eros? I am!" Notes Page 12 DOC = 12 Days of Christmas 242 These are all everyday phrases involving numbers. Work out the phrases from the clues: 50 1969 7 3 BE FMOTM WOTW BMSHTR 20 000 3.142 24 4 LUTS CDBD BBIAP WAAF Notes Page Lateral Thinking 243 My friend says he can predict football scores He said that he would predict the score at the start of any Premiership match. I chose three matches. My friend predicted the scores before kick-off and he got all three right. How did he do it? Notes Page Optical Illusions 244 Hard to believe, but the two bricks are identical in both pictures... Notes Page Dingbats 245 Everyday expressions & a US state 1. 3. 2. D E A H T SSSSSSSSSSC U cont ol R Notes Page Guess the answer... 246 Young people today get less exercise than 100 years ago, and are consequently heavier. Henry Jones was 14 in 1914, and he was EXACTLY the average weight for 14-year olds in England of his height. He was 5” 5” tall. He worked in a butcher's shop as an assistant delivering parcels on his bike and serving customers with their correct orders. Guess: what did he weigh? Notes Page Note for Teachers 247a This starter has a different format to all the others, because the teacher notes are so long. The slide after next- 247c - is hidden (it won't appear in a slide show) and contains the teacher instructions which would usually appear on the Notes Page. The slide after this one - 247b - is for student viewing. You probably need to read the slides in order (247b then 247c) to figure out what's going on. Magic Teacher 247b In a moment your teacher will ask you this week's question. It will be something simple like: What is your favourite fish? Write down, on the bottom half of your piece of paper, your name and your answer, like this: John Smith: Sharks Then prepare to be amazed. Flags - the letter 'S' part 1 248 S countries - which flags are these? South Africa Saudi Arabia Senegal Serbia Sierra Leone Seychelles Singapore Slovakia Slovenia Somalia San Marino Spain Sudan Sweden Switzerland Syria Notes Page Flags - the letter 'S' part 2 249 S countries - which flags are these? South Africa Saudi Arabia Senegal Serbia Sierra Leone Seychelles Singapore Slovakia Slovenia Somalia San Marino Spain Sudan Sweden Switzerland Syria Notes Page Trivia: Howzat You never know when this might come in handy even if it doesn't, it's nice to be the only person who knows... 250