Poems with Humor & Fun Doggerel Bad verse Full of clichés Clumsy-sounding Irregular meter These are funny, but unintentionally so – the poet did not mean for it to be funny (Like old horror films) Called “giftedly bad” “The Tay Bridge Disaster” by William McGonagall It must have been an awful sight, To witness in the dusky moonlight, While the Storm Fiend did laugh, and angry did bray, Along the Railway Bridge of the Silv’ry Tay, Oh! ill-fated Bridge of the Silv’ry Tay, I must now conclude my lay By telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay, That your central girders would not have given way, At least many sensible men do say, Had they been supported on each side with buttresses, At least many sensible men confesses, For the stronger we our houses do build, The less chance we have of being killed. Epigram Pithy, witty poem Satirical Very short & quick poems (Pithy: using few words in a clever way) Examples: by Coleridge Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool, But you yourself may serve to show it, That every fool is not a poet. Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker Oscar Wilde “I can resist everything except temptation. " Limerick Light verse Usually anapestic lines (da da DUM Rhyme is AABBA Usually five lines Bawdy, irreverent themes A Young Lady of Lynn There was a young lady of Lynn, Who was so uncommonly thin That when she essayed To drink lemonade She slipped through the straw and fell in. There was an Old Man with a Beard by Edward Lear There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, "It is just as I feared!— Two Owls and a Hen, Four Larks and a Wren, Have all built their nests in my beard.” Parody Comic imitation of another poem. For example: “We Old Dudes” by Joan Murray A parody of “We Real Cool” by Gwendolyn Brooks We real cool. We Left school. We We old dudes. We White shoes. We Lurk late. We Strike straight. We Golf ball. We Eat mall. We Sing sin. We Thin gin. We Soak teeth. We Palm Beach; We Jazz June. We Die soon. Vote red. We Soon dead. Kenning & Neologism Kenning: compound word takes place of an ordinary noun ocean: whale-path blood: battle-sweat sun: sky-candle Neologism: a newly coined, invented word “slithy” “gimble” “brillig” “chillax” “hinky” “brainworm” “redonculous” etc. Double Dactyl The Double Dactyl consists of Two quatrains* (the Double Dactyl has two stanzas) Each quatrain is made up of three double-dactyl lines, then the fourth line is a dactyl and a single stressed syllable. Dactyl: DUM da da (like in the words poetry or basketball) DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM DUM da da DUM Underlined DUMs Rhyme! The poems are silly – first line is usually nonsense, second line is usually a proper name or person. *Quatrain (Four-line stanza which rhymes) DOUBLE DACTYL example: Higgledy Piggledy, Bacon, lord Chancellor. Negligent, fell for the Paltrier vice. Bribery toppled him, Bronchopneumonia Finished him, testing some Poultry on ice. (Ian Lancashire) DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM vice & ice rhyme! DOUBLE DACTYL example: Higgelvich Piggelvich Anna Karenina Russian romanticist cracked under strain. Impetuosity caused her to tragically, melodramatically catch the next train. DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM strain & train rhyme