FROM THE PASTOR’S DESK... …WHAT DO YOU SEE IN A MIRROR or a SELFIE? When you look in a mirror, what do you see? Or for those of you who are more in touch with modern technology—When you take a “selfie”, what do you see? What does God see? Perhaps it’s a person who smiles a lot. I imagine that would probably make God smile as well. But suppose we’re grumpy in the morning? As the children in our VBS learned, God loves us no matter what, and always wants us to do the very best we can. Still… In literature, there are three types of conflict: human versus human, human versus nature, and human versus self. In this latter category, an intelligent creature has a choice to make. In real life, people constantly have minor “human versus self” conflicts. What should I eat for breakfast? Should I pay attention or doodle in my notebook? Should I wear a blue blouse or a tan one? But there are also major conflicts that come along. For instance, a student has to study for a test the next day, but has tickets for a concert that night. A general has to decide if an attack on the enemy is worth the loss of life of more soldiers, or if the battle should be avoided. An athlete is torn between his desire to fit in with the rest of the team when they start picking on some people who “aren’t like them” and his personal belief that picking on others is wrong. Fiction is full of this type of conflict. There’s The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson. Another case is Mr. Spock from Star Trek. Or Professor Snape from the Harry Potter series (specifically The Deathly Gallows). Humans versus self is an internal conflict; it takes place within a character’s mind. Paul knew that there's power in dealing with the realities of living. There's power for the follower of Jesus, in the no-makeup, harshly-lit mirror-image or selfie that shows every wrinkle. The power, of course, is that the more honestly I assess myself, admitting my deep, continuing brokenness, then the more heroic, the more grace-filled and generous Jesus begins to look. One cannot understand the true heights of God's love until we come to grasp the radical depths of our sin. Paul knew this. Paul knew that by staring at his unflattering self he was less likely to be fooled by the facade of awesomeness that he and every other human so often present to the rest of the world, and the more beautiful and necessary the love of God in Christ would become. Remember his words in 2 Corinthians 12: "I will boast all the more gladly of my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ may rest upon me" (v. 9b). In light of Paul's unflattering self-portrait in chapter 7 of Romans, the words that kick off chapter 8 are unbelievably generous and comforting. "There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus" (v. 1). Think about this. No matter how unflattering the image of us is, no matter how strong the forces are that pull us, and Paul, off the path of righteousness, God refuses to reject us. Go ahead, take a long look at yourself tomorrow morning, or hit the camera icon on your phone and show God the worst. God promises that, for those who have been covered in the goodness of Jesus and injected with the power of his Holy Spirit, there will be no words of condemnation! Remember this, no matter what that picture shows -- the "good" us, the "bad" us, the super-cute or the surprisingly ugly us -- because of Christ there's no rejection for us and there's a better, more powerful force at work in us. Blessings, Bill The men of CHCUMC meet on a monthly basis at the Central Highlands Church for breakfast, study, and fellowship. These meetings begin at 6:30 am to accommodate work schedules and will occur on Wednesday, July 2nd and August 13th. Every Tuesday and Thursday morning at 11:00 AM, the sanctuary will be open for a time of prayer. It is important to set aside time for prayer and just quiet time to listen for God’s voice. I would encourage you to consider praying at this time of the week with us at the church; however, if it is not convenient for you to come to church to pray, perhaps you could set aside that time to pray at home. CENTRAL HIGHLANDS B.B.Q SUNDAY JULY 13TH AT CEDAR CREEK PARK PAVILION #18 1:00 PM – 4:00 DINNER THIS WILL BE A “COVER DISH”! THE MEAT FOR THE B.B.Q IS BEING DONATED. BRING YOUR LAWN CHAIR HORSESHOES VOLLEY BALL NET BIKE BLANKET FOR THE LAWN AN AFTERNOON OF FELLOWSHIP AND FUN! A GREAT BIG THANK YOU! Thank you to everyone who helped make the 2014 CHCUMC Flea Market a big success. Whether you helped set-up, price, clean up, donated “fleas,” food or baked goods, cooked or helped sale, your time and talents were greatly appreciated. Without YOU, the volunteers, I couldn’t have done it! Also, a special “thank you” to Oleva Gainer and Barb Ziegler, whose expertise, support and guidance made it all possible. God bless you all, Jan Gronlund I want to thank all of the members of the UMW for their continuous and neverending service to this Church. Since last September, we’ve asked a lot of our members, and they never fail to offer their help – whether it be for a soup and sandwich luncheon, a reception for charge conference, a fashion show, a dinner for the pastors in our conference, a funeral repast, a spaghetti dinner, or a sandwich and strawberry social. This past Saturday we had 12 ladies come out to get Fellowship Hall ready for our Sandwich and Strawberry Social! Of course, they were there on Sunday also to serve the lunch. Lots of hands certainly gets the work done quickly! Thank You Ladies! Hopefully we can start our regular meetings in September with a record number of you attending. Cheryl has promised a very interesting program on September 9th. Bring a brown bag lunch, and the hostesses will provide dessert. See you then! Carol Barr I would like to thank every person who was involved in the spaghetti dinner on May 31st. You certainly responded to my pleas for help, not just to provide desserts, but to work at the dinner itself! At the beginning, I’m sure a lot of you felt that your services were not required, and you wondered why you had volunteered to work in the dining room. But, during the crunch period from 4:30-6:00, I was wondering why we didn’t have more volunteers! We really got pounded, didn’t we? But people didn’t have to wait for anything – it suddenly appeared at their table! And the people in the kitchen weren’t having a picnic either – they had a difficult time keeping up with the numbers of dinners they had to dish up – including trying to stretch the sauce – and getting all of those dishes washed for the next group! Each and every person who volunteered in any capacity played a very large part in the success of the dinner. As you know, we made a total of $1900 for the Church’s treasury. Thank You, Thank You, Thank You to everyone involved in any way!!! SO, of course, we’re going to do it again! This time it will be chicken and biscuits on October 4th. Since we had almost everything donated for the spaghetti dinner, perhaps we should start a chicken fund for donations for that dinner? Carol Barr CHURCH SIGNS “Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.” “The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.” “Under same management for over 2000 years.” “Soul food served here.” “Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!” “Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!” “Don’t wait for the hearse to take you to church.” “Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What’s yours?” “Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.” “Wal-Mart isn’t the only saving place!” Pentecost 2014 By Eric Wilkins Last year, the children and youth gave a special presentation on Pentecost Sunday. The older students spoke about how the Holy Spirit comforts, guides, and empowers us as we tell the story of Jesus. The younger students taught the congregation how to say “Holy Spirit” in various foreign languages, in memory of the gift of tongues that the Spirit bestowed on the disciples. This year, I helped my students write their own mini-sermons, which they presented the Sunday after Pentecost, June 15. Since Pentecost celebrates the day that Jesus’ disciples became the leaders of his Church, it seemed appropriate to let the students become the teachers for a day. In case you weren’t able to hear them on the 15th, or if you’d like to hear them again, you can read their sermons below for your own enjoyment and meditation: “His Word Lives Forever” by Raven Gorman God’s Word will last forever. Matthew 24:35 says, “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.” We still have Bibles today, and after many years, people still know about God’s Word. And people will continue to spread his Word. Many people love God. They share God’s Word with others. His Word will never go away because it is part of the past. It’s part of the past, you can’t change it. What happened was amazing, and people continue to talk about it. God’s Word will never go away. It will last forever. You can’t make everyone stop spreading God’s Word. His Word will never die. “King of Heaven” by Laci Schwirian Jesus is a heavenly king, not an earthly king. In John 18:36, Jesus told Pontius Pilate, “My kingdom is not of this world.” “If it were, my servants would fight to prevent my arrest from the Jews. But now, my kingdom is from another place.” Pilate said, “You are a king then!” And Jesus answered, “You are right in saying I am a king.” Jesus added, “Everyone on the side of truth listens to me.” “What is truth?” Pilate asked. But in John 14:6, Jesus said, “I am the way, the truth and the life.” Jesus is a king, a heavenly king. Jesus knows he’s a king. Jesus is a peaceful king that saves his people and loves his people. “Pentecost” by Derek Rhoderick We find Jesus in unexpected places. Hebrews 13:2 says, “Do not forget to show hospitality to strangers, for by so doing some people have shown hospitality to angels without knowing it.” Jesus was from heaven, but God told Jesus to live on earth. Jesus was born as a little baby in a barn, and Jesus worked as a carpenter with his earthly father. Jesus was friends with everybody, even people who did not tell the truth and cheated. Jesus spent time with unpopular people, like tax collectors and Romans. We even find Jesus in Elizabeth. He helps us stay warm in the snowy weather, cooled in the heat, and safe in the thunderstorms. So it is true that Jesus can be found in unexpected places. Amen! “What Season of Faith Are You In?” by Emma Durant Bad times don’t last forever, but God’s love does. Ecclesiastes 3:1 says, “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” My grand pap has been in the hospital because he had surgery on his liver, but he’s been getting better. And he has our pet cat to keep him company. God is with him and in my family’s prayers. So, when we are sick, God gives us medicine to make us feel better, people to help us, and food for strength. God gives us animals for comfort, protection, and love. And sometimes a pet will pass away which is very, very sad for the owner and the family. And I had a pet dog that passed away when I was only 6, which was very difficult for me. His name was Timber, and we were very fortunate to have him. The Bible tells us that God is with us always. So even today, you may be in a season where something is sad, or you are happy or you are waiting for something or someone. But because we have faith in GOD, we know that he is with us in all of our seasons of our life. I believe if we pray, we feel closer to GOD in all seasons...no matter what we feel. MEALS ON WHEELS OF ELIZABETH FORWARD NEEDS YOU! You may have heard or read recently that there have been changes to the Elizabeth Forward Meals on Wheels program. SOME THINGS have not changed! How can you offer YOUR help and support? As a kitchen aide… One day a week (Monday thru Friday) for about an hour to an hour and a half to help package the food. As a driver or runner… One day a week (Monday thru Friday) for about two hours (starting around 9:15 am). People who are willing to use their vehicle/gas to deliver the meal to each address and those willing to take the meal into each home. Some acquainted with each route would ride with you until you become familiar with it yourself. Then you can choose to be a runner for that route or have a runner accompany you. If you become ill or have a doctor’s appointment or are taking a trip on your “scheduled” day, no problem; another volunteer fills in for you. Adopt a Senior… If you or an organization you may be associated with would like to adopt a senior who currently is a recipient of Meals on Wheels, all you have to do is get in touch with Josette at (412)-751-2230. The seniors pay $5 a day for their meals. Even though this seems like a small amount of money, sometimes a senior might be bogged down with utilities, taxes, and medications. ONE TINY RAIN DROP Look at the dry and barren land How can I water such a vast expanse? How will I know just where is my thrust I need to be a river, a river of trust A river flowing bringing refreshing love Bringing the water flowing from above For God’ love is imparted to me right here As I walk through this desert without much fear But how can I water a drought this size Dear Lord, please help me, hear my cries Then someone’s beside me, taking my hand Together we can water this barren land Then hundreds join us, it’s a church alive Alive with God’s Spirit, watching it thrive For each of us are to be a tiny part Bringing flowing love from the Father’s heart We are tiny rain drops in a mighty stream Flowing down mountains, renewing dreams Bringing life giving words to every dry soul And the thirsty are quenched and lives are made whole. Louise Patterson Hymns For the Homeless Come and share in an evening of Hymns of our Faith Rev Janet Lord at the keyboard Vocals by Lexi Kalkbrenner And Jonny Summers Lexi and Jonny will lead the gathering in singing some of our favorite hymns along with sharing their unique voices as they sing some of their favorites. Miss Kalkbrenner will share a presentation about the plight of our homeless and how we can make a difference in their lives. Admission for the evening is either non-perishable food items or a new blanket. These items will be taken to a homeless shelter. Date: Saturday, July 19, 2014 Time: 6:00 PM Place: Central Highlands Community UM Church 100 Timothy Dr. Elizabeth Twp Mini Golf Sunday, August 3, 2014 2:00 pm – 4:00 pm Family Funscape-Copper Head Canyon All ages and all levels of golf encouraged to attend! Fellowship, Fun and FOOD!!! (Hot Dogs provided. Bring chips or a dessert to share) We have reserved the picnic tables and tent. Using all 18 holes, we will start at different holes and rotate through each hole until we have completed all 18. Small prizes will be awarded for the best score! Many of the 200 Sandstone Landscape Rocks have petrified tree fossils in them. See how many fossils you can find! Small prizes will be awarded for the most fossils found! Each hole has a Bible verse posted beside it. Small prizes will be awarded for the most verses recited! Nine holes are handicap accessible. If you want to just do those holes, come on down! If you would like to bring a lawn chair, eat and sit in the shade under the tent, come on down! If you would like to monitor the scoring and present the prizes, come on down! Price $4.00 Includes Mini Golf and a hotdog The ropes course is available for an additional $5.00. Sign up in the Narthex Contact Lois Leggett for more information (412-310-6155) Central Highlands Fun! Pittsburgh Pirate Baseball Game Friday, August 8th - 7:05 PM against the San Diego Padres Our group rate includes: Pirate T- Shirt and a free Pirate cap $37.00 for a Left Field Box seat in section 130. Payment must accompany the reservation by Sunday, July 20, 2014. Make checks payable to Lois Leggett SIGNUP SHEET IN THE NARTHEX CENTRAL HIGHLANDS COMMUNITY UNITED METHODIST CHURCH 100 TIMOTHY DRIVE, ELIZABETH, PA 9:30 AM – 10:30 AM ALL CHILDREN AGES 3-10 YEARS STARTING, SATURDAY, JUNE 21, 2014 (except July 5th) EVERY SATURDAY THROUGH AUGUST 9TH JOIN US FOR OUR ANNUAL MISSION TRIP TO PHILIPPI, WEST VIRGINIA JULY 7TH THROUGH JULY 11TH SIGN UP SHEET IN THE NARTHEX WOW (Women of the Word) Come, search the scriptures and enjoy the fellowship. The new study is Nehemiah, by Kelly Minter. We will meet again on Monday, July 21st and August 18th at 7:00 pm at the parsonage. For more information call Nancy at 412-751-6143. CENTRAL HIGHLANDS ART LEAGUE No fees No dues (STARTS ON AUGUST 25) If you are a beginner or an experienced dabbler in the arts, this is the place for you. We will meet at Central Highlands Community UMC the second and fourth Monday evening of every month from 6:00 – 9:00. You can come and go as you please with no set programing. Each artist will bring with them their own project (whatever you are or wish to work on) and supplies. The purposes of this league are: To gather and share creative artistry , To draw on each other’s varied knowledge and experience, To have a place to get away from the house and work on a project, To enjoy fellowship The ‘League’ will be open to anyone interested in the arts. We hope to begin this summer. Depending on attendance and interest we may invite a guest speaker from time to time to give a demonstration on a particular type of art or craft. If you are interested, contact Louise Patterson lappat@verizon.net or 412-751-6321 CELEBRATING YOUR BIRTHDAY IN JULY! JULY 1 4 7 8 9 10 12 13 15 Madison DeSimone Susan Nemchick Cynthia Villella Luke Rider Emma Stragand Grace Fiore Marissa DeSimone Roy Nock Kelly Cupec Matthew Biddle Sydney Toth Jean Verbanec Lorraine Ulrich Mandi LeDonne Erica Sims Tim Durant Madelyn McClain June Nock 16 18 19 20 21 22 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Sadie Porter Caitlin Nero Nicholas Buglar Robert Codeluppi Paula Paxon Lance Semich Kenneth Vogel James Barrickman Christopher Buglar Ethan Ziegler Dylan Altfather Brian Pezel, Jr. Gary Kristen Ryan Kracun Garrett Bedell James Donnelly Bill Ross James Saxon Wendy Pezel Duane Davis Frank Basic Dean Keller Mallory Frenock Jacie Moore Spenser Kalkbrenner Alexa Armbruster Darlene Borst Helene Tyler CELEBRATING YOUR BIRTHDAY IN AUGUST! August 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10 Russell Verbanec Tommy Thomas Andrew Martell Jean Bickerton Robert Vaughn Jennifer Nock David O’Dell Haley Krol Lori Clark Kristy Boyer Carol School Marissa McCall James Fiore Lincoln Hemminger Sandy Franks Melissa McClain Mina Burkett Hanna Stragand 13 14 15 16 17 18 20 21 22 23 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Douglas Filotei Nick Gaston Jonathan Summers Kathryn D’Ottavio Isabelle Baumgartner Brian Kettering Samantha Gainer Jessica McCall Yvonne Biddle Mark McCall Joyce Gallagher David Markus Chloe Zombek Megan Spizarny Betty Gronlund Brian Pepka Zackary Boyer Jayme Kaczanoski Scott Biddle Trevor Younge Adam Mayfield Chris Cura Tom Walter Shelly Younge Matthew Patterson Rev. William Heaton Paul Pociask Krysta Brubaker Stephanie Didjunas GHOST CAT Over the years, several cats decided to be ours for a while before moving on. When we had one dropping by to be fed, we always bought cat food and fed on a regular schedule. A couple of our guests let us pet them from time to time. One was willing to come into the house and one was great friends with our dog—and then there was the other one, the one I will never forget. Born wild, this cat would eat our food—even come when called—but we were never able to touch him. That he would not permit. A beautiful tiger cat, he came every day for a long time, easily two years or longer. My husband enjoyed the routine of calling him every morning to breakfast and the challenge of trying repeatedly to actually pet him. It was from that grouchy old tom that I learned a really valuable lesson. It was a lesson that is simple but profound. You don’t love a cat—or even a human—because it loves you. When you take care of something you learn to love it. We loved that miserable old cat, fed it and worried about it even though it never showed us a shred of affection. When he was hit by a car as he was crossing the road, we were both devastated. That was many years ago, but in my mind’s eye I still see that cat running across the road, so free and wild that even getting killed didn’t stop him. In the vision I see in my mind, his spirit kept right on running, I believe he may be somewhere out there still, running across the fields, chasing little ghost mice and showing up on our porch to eat the meals that are now there only in memory. He was not an engaging animal, but he was memorable; and he taught me something about love. Betty Killebrew Read more: http://www.inspirationalarchive.com/4113/ghost-cat/#ixzz368aIoWLy J U LY The Ministry of Serving Greeters: 8:30 Judy Yuhas 412-751-7019 10:00 Ellen Gainer 412-881-3697 ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… 6 10:00 Goldie Kass & Judy Falk 13 10:00 Zora Family 20 10:00 Oleva & Ellen Gainer 27 10:00 Youth Hospitality: Millie Ulbrich 412-751-7031 ……………………………………………………………………………………… 10:00 Cindy Carson Head Ushers: 412-751-0511 …………………………………………………………………………………… 6 10:00 Don Ulbrich 13 10:00 Scott Biddle 20 10:00 Dave Copeland 27 10:00 Al Biddle & Youth Liturgists Carol School 412-751-0511 ……………………………………………………………………………………… 6 13 20 27 10:00 10:00 10:00 10:00 Donna Durant Liz Ashton Louise Patterson Codie Buglar AUGUST The Ministry of Serving Greeters: 8:30 Judy Yuhas 412-751-7019 10:00 Ellen Gainer 412-881-3697 ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… 3 10:00 Anton Tomko 10 10:00 Kim & Laci Schwirian 17 10:00 Cindy Carson & Mary Adams 24 10:00 Bruce & Dot Baumgartner 30 10:00 Youth Hospitality: Millie Ulbrich 412-751-7031 ……………………………………………………………………………………… 10:00 Arlene Funk Head Ushers: 412-751-0511 …………………………………………………………………………………… 3 10:00 Al Biddle 10 10:00 Scott Biddle 17 24 30 10:00 10:00 10:00 Nevin Ulery John Walker Dave Copeland & Youth Liturgists Carol School 412-751-0511 ……………………………………………………………………………………… 3 10:00 David Smith 10 10:00 Brad Smith 17 10:00 Louise Patterson 24 10:00 Codie Buglar “Blessings to all”!! Thank you for your donations of wheelchairs, canes, walkers and crutches. We are stocked up again with a nice supply. ITEMS IN OUR RECYCLE BIN Vinyl gloves personal cleansing cloths Assorted catheter equipment 1 wooden canes 1 quad canes 5 sets of adjustable crutches 12 walkers with wheels 1 wheelchair 1raised toilet seat (seat only) 1 toilet seat with frame, 1 raised toilet seat with handles Call (412-751-8642) to use items at no charge. We are all doing a great job of recycling and helping others! Love in Christ, Mina Burkett Earl Carlson Don & Millie Ulbrich Nevin & Judy Ulery Mike & Ruth Vuckovich Clair W. Hays Herb & Dorothy Howell Bob & Dorothy Welty Donna Shultz Gary & Arlene Funk Edward Welty Bob & Carolyn Rockwell Art & Betty Gronlund Elizabeth Cemetery Assoc. Tom & Ginny Cochenour ARTICLES FOR THE SEPTEMBER HIGHLANDER MUST BE IN THE OFFICE BY AUGUST 15TH. Marlene Durant Elizabeth Ann Ashton Sara Lynn Beatty Benjamin Coleman Durant Amanda Bryce McLay David Patrick Irvin Smith NOAH IN MODERN TIMES And the Lord spoke to Noah & said: “In six months I’m going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water & all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of living thing on the planet. I am ordering you to build Me an Ark.” And in a flash of lightning he delivered the specifications for the Ark. “OK,” said Noah, trembling in fear and fumbling with the blueprints. “Six months, and it starts to rain, “thundered the Lord. “You’d better have my Ark completed, or learn how to swim for a very long time.” And six months passed. The skies began to cloud up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard, weeping. And there was no Ark. “Noah,” shouted the Lord, “where is my Ark?” A lighting bolt crashed to the ground next to Noah. “Lord, please forgive me!” begged Noah. “I did my best. But there were big problems. First I had to get a building permit for the Ark construction project, and your plans didn’t meet code. So I had to hire an engineer to redraw the plans. Then I got into a big fight over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system. My neighbors objected, claiming I was violating zoning by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission. Then I had a big problem getting enough wood for the Ark because there was a ban on cutting trees to save the Spotted Owl. I had to convince U.S. Fish and Wildlife that I needed wood to save the owls. But they wouldn’t let me catch any owls. So no owls. Then the carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or hammer. Now we have 16 carpenters going on the boat and still no owls. Then I started gathering up animals, and got sued by animal rights group. They objected to me taking only two of each kind. Just when I got the suit dismissed, EPA notified me that I couldn’t complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn’t take kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of a Supreme Being. Then the Army Corps of Engineers wanted a map of the proposed new flood plain. I sent them a globe. Right now I’m still trying to resolve a complaint from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission over how many Croatians I’m supposed to hire, the IRS has seized all my assets claiming I’m trying to avoid paying taxes by leaving the country, and I just got a notice from the state about owing some kind of use tax. I really don’t think I can finish your Ark for at least another five years,” Noah wailed. The sky began to clear. The sun began to shine. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up and smiled. “You mean you’re not going to destroy the earth?” Noah asked, hopefully. “No,” said the Lord sadly, “Government already has