Yes Man Movie Script – Part 16 ( 1:00:37 – 1:03:45)
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Lee : It's a Ducati, I'm thinking it will get people off my back about the male nurse thing... See what I mean?
Carl : Yeah... Nice ride! See you on the other side Lee.
Mr. Parker : Carl! Wesley T. Parker. Vice President, BREA Federal Savings.
Carl : Pleasure to meet you.
Mr. Parker : Every two months the typical loan officer approves 35 to 40 loans. You have given out 561...
Carl : So, a little more than average then.
Mr. Parker : What's even more unusual are the amounts, a $250 loan for a mountain bike. $600 for wind surfing lessons.
Carl : Have you ever tried that? It's fun...
Mr. Parker : Carl this bank has traditionally never given out small loans.
Norman : If I could explain...
Mr. Parker : Sit down Norman. - You know, at first I thought you might be raiding our coffers.
Carl : I would never do that.
Mr. Parker : I would if I could so why wouldn't you? … Hahaha! …. But then I look closer. These people are so grateful to have their needs met. More than 98% of them are following through with the payments. And because you've given out so many of them, we're actually making a lot of money. Carl, these micro loans, not bad.
Norman : See Car? You worry wart!
Mr. Parker : Carl, what would you say if I asked you to work upstairs with the big boys?
Norman : Corporate?!
Carl : Wow... That's great! I would have to say...
Norman : Wait! Before we give our answer, let's talk money, dollars and cents Wes...
Mr. Parker : I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you since we're only taking Carl.
Norman : Got it, yep...
Mr. Parker : We'll have the employment contract to you by the end of the day. Nice work Carl!
Bump my fist.
Norman : I miss it! I was gonna fist you...
Lucy : This one's nice! I especially love it in cream. What do you think?
Carl : Love it! Yeah... Bridal bingo? How do you play bridal bingo?
Soo-mi : It's the same as regular bingo? But you just yell embarrassing facts about the bride.
Okay?
Carl : Yeah!
Lucy : No, I'm not doing bridal bingo.
Carl : Come on!
Lucy : No, I don't want anything complicated.
Carl : You've gotta squeeze every drop of juice out of this experience! It doesn't sound complicated. Is it complicated?
Soo-mi : Are you going to be asking a lot (of) more question(s)? I don't got all day.
Lucy : Maybe we should just go somewhere else...
Carl : That's okay. I'll talk to her. (Korean) Miss, is there something wrong?
Soo-mi : (Korean) Yes. There is something wrong. Here I am... Sitting here all day long.