THE WEDDING By Di Vidos © 30/9/08 All enquiries to: Di Vidos 35a West Pde East Perth WA 6004 Mobile: 0403992883 E-mail: di_vidos@hotmail.com 1 FADE IN: SCENE 1. EXT SUBURBAN HOUSE DAY Gemma pays the taxi driver and looks up to the house she was born in and cringes as she is almost knocked off her designer heels by two rowdy scruffy children, squealing .(Angela, her eldest sisters’ children) MICHELA Mum, Auntie Gemma is here!! GEMMA Hello….careful..leave that bag .. ANGELA Come..Come…Jorge!!! (long suffering husband and father) get out here and get the bags…you brought enough…. David, leave that!!! Don’t pester your Aunt there’s plenty of time…. Oh go and get your dad and tell him NOW!!! GEMMA Gosh the kids have gotten so big! ANGELA Well you’ve been away for two years that’s what kids do…they grow…but you wouldn’t know that…. GEMMA Hi Jorge(Gemma’s brother-in-law), I can manage thanks nice to see you…Hi Mum.. MUM (Emerging from inside) Don’t they feed you in New York, you look like a skeleton…are you sick? Gemma kisses her mother on the cheek as she enters the house. GEMMA I am well and I eat plenty. SCENE 2. INT KITCHEN DAY The house is a hub of activity. Mrs Delio, a neighbour, Gemma’s Aunts Rosanna and Emma are busy making fresh ravioli with her parents. Her dad emerges from the melee with floury hands. The Wedding… 2 Hi Dad… GEMMA She kisses his cheek and everyone else’s around the table. AUNT EMMA Ooh, look at you, the big New York girl!! AUNT ROSANNA Your mother didn’t think you were going to make it. Exhausted, Gemma signals her excuses and heads for the bathroom… SCENE 3. INT BATHROOM DAY Gemma leans over the sink and stares at her reflection in the mirror and sighs, feeling exhausted. GEMMA Two weeks, how can I survive this? MUM (OOS) Put the bags in Emily’s room, Jorge! They’re going to share! SCENE 4. INT KITCHEN DAY Gemma exits the bathroom and emerges amidst the busy aunts. GEMMA Where is Emily the bride to be then? Her grandmother emerges from the melee. GEMMA Uh Nonna, I didn’t see you there…Comma sta…? Gemma gives a big hug but receives no response from her Grandmother. GEMMA Nonna it’s Gemma, la tua nepota…..what are you looking for in your bag I may help you… ANGELA Leave her,.. she just looks in her bag a hundred times a day and it’s getting worse…some days are better than others, but she doesn’t know the kids half the time!!! The Wedding… 3 EMILY Gemma…you made it!!! Gemma and Emily rush together in a mad embrace. GEMMA Of course I did, I said I’d be here two days before!! MUM Huh!! Your sisters wedding!! You missed the Bridal shower!! GEMMA Mum, it was all I could get off… (A beat) Wow my little sis is getting married!!! Are you stressed? EMILY (Turning to the crowded kitchen) I haven’t been stressed at all, have I?...I just want everyone to have a good time, that’s it...haven’t worried about anything! EVEYONE IN UNISON No!!!! Nothing…she’s been very easy going. Gemma links arms with Emily and takes her to the bedroom. GEMMA Tell me everything…Tell me all about the man you’re marrying!! SCENE 5. INT BEDROOM DAY They land with a thud on Gemma’s bed. EMILY Well you know him… GEMMA Really? Who...?Mum hasn’t told me much about him except that he has his own business in building or something and his name is John and of course that he’s rich!!! EMILY John Anderson….you guys sort of dated when you were sixteen… The Wedding… 4 GEMMA Oh that John!!!....Grreat...so happy for you… EMILY Look I wanted to tell you… EMILY (CONT’D) …but everyone said you might not come to the wedding. And you know what mum’s like…she’d lose face with all her Italian cronies!!....you’re okay about it aren’t you? GEMMA Of course I am! God I haven’t seen John in like uh….fourteen years…..it’s great it’s really great!! Let’s get a wine and celebrate!!! It’s great!!! DISSOLVE TO: SCENE 6. INT LOUNGEROOM DAY SUPER: 2 days later. Preparations for the wedding proceed apace. Everyone seems in a panic. EMILY MUM!!!...Where’s the flowers…??...Why haven’t the cars arrived?.. MUM It’s ok, Julie is on her way, she couldn’t get the oriental lilies but she has the plain lilies.. EMILY It’s all a mess…it’s bad luck.. MUM It’ll be ok…shit happens….Jorge have you spoken to Tony? Where’s the cars?... GEMMA Come on Sis…it doesn’t matter…the important thing is you’re marrying… EMILY Fuck off Gemma…Miss Bloody Perfect… It’s my day and it’s a bloody mess…it’s all wrong… The Wedding… 5 ANGELA David where’s your shoes?...Michela? Michela runs in from the kitchen. MICHELA Mum Nonna’ set the pan on fire!!!!! Everyone races into the kitchen… SCENE 7. INT KITCHEN DAY …where Nonna is finishing swatting out the flames on the stove. ANGELA Nonna…what are you doing? Why not just ask if you want coffee? MUM Oh Mama not today Emily a sposa oggi…perche? EMILY You can just call it off!! I hope you’re all happy I’m not getting married. Everything is wrong!!! DISSOLVE TO LATER: SCENE 8. EXT CHURCH DAY SUPER: 2 hours later. The groom is waiting outside the church smoking. Gemma walks toward him. GEMMA Congratulations John… MUM John is the music set for Emily’s entrance? JOHN How have you been Gem…? Long time no see…you look lovely…. ANGELA John the music?...hello...? Jorge!! Go see if the music is working…. MUM John, go in, Emily will be arriving soon...let’s all go in… The Wedding… 6 SCENE 9. INT CHURCH DAY Gemma’s Mum and Angela are seated looking pleased, Nonna is frantically looking for something in her bag…..the guest’s eyes follow Gemma as she takes her seat... Ava Maria plays on the sound system as Emily walks down the aisle on Dad’s arm. SCENE 10. INT RECEPTION CENTRE NIGHT SUPER: 6 hours later. The reception is in full swing everyone is having a wonderful time…..Mum and Dad dance the Tarantella much to the delight of the guests. When the dancing is finished Angela, exhausted, throws herself into a chair beside Gemma. Angela is obviously more than a little tipsy. ANGELA You have it eashy….I’m stuck in thish dead end town with kids, a husband who doesn’t earn enuff. We’re in debt…and he’s been havin’ an affair…you’re lucky you got out….I don’t have a credit card to spend what I like…..Emily is lucky…. GEMMA Jorge has been having an affair? EMILY What’s going on…? Don’t start Angela…it’s my day!!! ANGELA Oh, we can’t ruin your day...it always your fuckin’ day. GEMMA Sshh…I’ll take her outside….come with me Ange… ANGELA No I won’t be quiet..I alwash have to be quiet….well I want a divorce, I don’t have a career or a rich hushband I don’t even have a fuckin faithful one… JOHN Gem let’s take her outside… They edge Angela towards the side door. The Wedding… 7 It’ll be ok Ange… SCENE 11. EXT JOHN RECEPTION CENTRE NIGHT As they hit the night air Angela seems to relax… JOHN …leave the booze alone for the rest of tonight, you’ve upset Emily. Angela slumps down onto a bench up against the wall in the half-light. ANGELA I’m such a disappointment to everyone and my kids are out of control…just let me sit here for a while, I’ll be okay… Gemma edges away from Angela to let her gather her wits. GEMMA John, have you got a cigarette? John lights the cigarette for her JOHN Bet you’ve missed all of this…? Gemma shrugs JOHN It’s good to see you…Anyone in your life? GEMMA No not really….you seem happy The band strikes up a chaotic Tarantella as Emily appears at the doorway and overhears the last line… JOHN Yeah, all the better for seeing you… Gemma gives John a coquettish glance and we catch a glimpse of Emily’s jaw dropping in the background as the Tarantella steps up into top gear again. FADE TO BLACK… THE END The Wedding…