Name: _____________________
PEEA Puns!
Below is a list of some of the finest chemistry jokes/puns. You are going to figure out the
puns by matching the numbered spaces to your answers for a particular problem. You will
then write in the elements name or symbol that was given for that problem.
Determine the number of protons for the following elements.
Ho
Li
Barium
H
_____
_____
_____
_____
Determine the number of neutrons for the following elements.
Silver
Ne
H
_____
_____
_____
Determine the number of electrons for the following elements.
I
Helium
Na
_____
_____
_____
Determine the nuclear charge for the following elements.
Rh
Fe
Curium (Cm)
_____
_____
_____
The Funny Business
What does the lone ranger say to his horse?
Tell a good chemistry joke!
____ ____- ____
__________, AWAY!
0
53
67
61
What elements are cats composed of?
____ ____
11 1
Why are Cm, He, and Ba medical elements?
____ ____ ____
26 3
10
What did the cowboy do with his horse?
Because if you can’t ______________ or
2
_____________, you have to _______________
96
56
He ____
45