RC COLA 2008 ROUND 4 WRITTEN BY MICHAEL KEARNEY, CHARLIE STEINHICE, WITH BONUS HELP FROM ERIC DOUGLASS 1. This English chav-rap group Blazin’ Squad released a cover of this song that went to number one in the UK. It samples The Isley Brothers’ ”Make Me Say It Again, Girl”, and went to the top of both the Hot R&B and Hot 100 charts in May of 1996. The original version was released as track 8 of E 1999 Eternal, but was quickly remixed by DJ U-Neek and rereleased as a single, which went double platinum. It’s a softer turn for the band, with no mention of marijuana, murder, or the apocalyptic fantasies of their earlier songs, with lyrics that are slowed down so much as to be sung. FTP, we’re living in a hateful world, and I know you’re gonna miss everybody, but try not to sing this elegy to Eazy-E, a Grammy-winning rap song by Bone Thugs n Harmony. ANSWER: Tha Crossroads 2. It is the favorite TV show of Sil, the sexy alien from the Species series of films. In the webcomic PVP, Brent Sienna and Cole use a genie’s wish to become them. The Barenaked Ladies imitated the opening credits in the beginning of the video for One Week. The WB’s Smallville reunited them in one episode when Jonathan Kent’s best friend came back into town. In 1982, they left to race on the NASCAR circuit, and were replaced by lookalikes played by Christopher Mayer and Byron Cherry. Hoyt Axton, Loretta Lynn, Johnny Paycheck and Waylon Jennings all guest starred on this series as themselves, which is weird, because Waylon actually narrated his own actions. FTP, this is the nickname for the two good ole boys never meaning no harm, unless you’re Boss Hogg. ANSWER: The Dukes of Hazzard 3. He owns several Popeye’s Chicken franchises in Cincinnati. After he retired, he served as a first-base coach for the Angels, and later as a batting coach for the Cardinals. His career stats are pretty decent, including 2712 hits, 339 home runs, and a lifetime average of .290. In 1985, he finished second in MVP voting to Willie Mc Gee. He was the recipient of baseball’s first million-dollar a year contract, and was one of many players to testify against a dealer in the Pittsburgh drug scandal. FTP, name this Gold Glove Award-winning outfielder for the Pirates, 1978 NL MVP. ANSWER: David “Cobra” Parker 4. The musical Reefer Madness parodies the end of it by bringing in FDR as a deus ex machina. It was nominated for 11 Tony Awards in 1977, and won 7, including best musical and a best lead actress win for Dorothy Loudon. A revival in 1997 stirred controversy by firing the lead actress right before her Broadway debut, even though she had won a national contest to secure that role. The film version differs from it by bringing back the bodyguard Punjab, dropping songs like N.Y.C, New Deal for Christmas and We’d Like to Thank you Herbert Hoover, and removing the reprises for Little Girls and Easy Street. It’s best known for starting the careers of Aileen Quinn, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Andrea McArdle, and for being sung in every junior high talent show ever. FTP, name this musical based on a comic strip from the 30’s. ANSWER: Annie 5. A promotional film for it received its world premiere on David Frost’s The Frost Programme in 1968. The version of the song used was an amalgam of the slower vocal arrangements of the album version and the screamy distortion of the single. The album version has the number 1 added onto it, along with an enormous coda that ended up as a separate track, numbered nine. It’s the first Beatles recording to be used in a TV advertisement, promoting Nike sneakers in 1987. FTP, name this B-side to Hey Jude that takes 360 degrees to complete. ANSWER: Revolution 6. Zak Penn was credited with the story, but not the screenplay, since it had been drastically modified by Shane Black and William Goldman. It’s the first film to be advertised in space. Joan Plowright appears as an English teacher, Tina Turner cameos as the Mayor of Los Angeles, and Art Carney films his last role as the main character’s favorite cousin. Great actors like Ian McKellen, Anthony Quinn, and F. Murray Abraham all completely embarrass themselves, as they aren’t quite in on the joke. Austin O’Brien references his immortality as a cute kid, but quickly realizes that his dual status as a comedy sidekick will result in painful injury. FTP, name this film, a great parody…if that’s what it was, and an unbelievably bad action movie otherwise, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s only major flop ANSWER: Last Action Hero 7. It was part of the Universal Action Pack syndication block from 1994 to 2000. It started the American career of Karl Urban with his portrayal of Julius Caesar. 5 TV-movies based on it were produced, with the titular character facing off against the Circle of Fire, the Lost Kingdom, the Maze of the Minotaur, the Underworld, an the Amazon Women. It was executive produced by Sam Raimi, which is probably why Bruce Campbell and Sam’s younger brother Ted show up so often in it. FTP, name this show that put Kevin Sorbo on the map, the adventures of a Greek hero and his unbelievably gay sidekick. ANSWER: Hercules: The Legendary Journeys 8. The first one took place at the National Car Rental Center in Ft Lauderdale. The first instance of nudity in Pay-PerView event history took place at it, after Miss Kitty won a Four Corners Evening Gown Match and celebrated by removing her top. The most recent event featured Edge winning a triple threat match by using two lookalikes to secretly even the score, Finlay fighting the Great Khali with interference from his midget son Hornswoggle. Taglines for it have included The Most Devastating wars are fought over championship gold, Evolution of the Game, and The End is only the Beginning. FTP, name this December pay-per-view event produced by the WWE. ANSWER: WWE Armageddon 9. She carries a roll of duct tape with her at all times, due to her strict no-killing rule. After having a child named Helena, she gave up her identity to a girl named Holly Robinson. It was revealed that she was mindwiped by Zatanna in order to reform her. She would later shoot Black Mask in the head, breaking her no kill rule to defend Slam Bradley. Various origins depict her as an amnesiac flight attendant, wife of an abusive husband, an orphan runaway, but it most versions, she’s a former prostitute/dominatrix. In her animated versions, she’s voiced by Adrienne Barbeau and Gina Gershon, but she’s better known for her TV versions played by Lee Meriwether, Eartha Kitt, and Julie Newmar. FTP, give the alter-ego of Selina Kyle, this female foe of the Dark Knight. ANSWER: Catwoman 10. When the show began, Ian Hendry was the main star, with the idea being he would rotate between different partners. The series title actually refers to Hendry's character, Dr. David Keel, and his associate, who worked together to find Keel's wife's murderer in the first episode. Keel was replaced by Dr. Martin King, who was then replaced by a nightclub singer named Venus Smith. Cathy Gale, Tara King, Mike Gambit and Purdey followed. They all received their orders from a man alternately known as Charles, One-Ten, or Mother. The most famous female character on the show was named for her Man Appeal, and the only character to stay on the show for the entire run was played by Patrick Macnee. FTP, name this BBC series that failed to popularize catsuits and bowlers as fashionable attire ANSWER: The Avengers 11. It was written in anapestic tetrameter in response to a 1954 article in Life magazine. It was published by Random House, but because of its success, the author branched off his own independent publishing company called Beginner Books. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid recently quoted it in a ridiculous analogy about an immigration bill. We never learn the little boy’s name, but his sister’s name is Sally. Only a single word in it has more than two syllables, and it uses a distinct vocabulary of 223 words, based on the words in a child’s reading primer. For Ten, not Five, you silly goose, name this book by Dr. Seuss ANSWER: The Cat in the Hat 12. It’s thought to have originated with Thomas Hardy’s novel A Pair of Blue Eyes. The first appearance of it on film was in 1914’s The Perils of Pauline. The 1969 version of The Italian Job literally had one involving a bus. Other movies to use it include Back to the Future, Silent Hill, and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen TV shows to use it include Clone High, Angel, Dallas, Duckman and Lois and Clark. Farscape and Twin Peaks used it unintentionally, as they were cancelled. Episodes to do it include Star Trek:TNG’s Best of Both Worlds, Dynasty’s Moldavian Massacre, and the Who Shot J.R.? episode of Dallas. FTP, name this plot device used in every episode of 24. ANSWER: Cliffhanger (Do Not Accept THERE’S NOT ENOUGH TIME!) 13. It was number one in the box office in its first week of release, but was knocked down to fourth by Beverly Hills Cop 2 the next week. Vincent Canby of the New York Times ranked it as one of the top films of the year, while Gary Larson made his only apology to the filmmakers, after his comic showed that Hell’s Video Store is stocked with nothing but copies of it. The camel originally cast for the movie never made it into the movie, since it had been eaten. FTP, name this uber-flop starring Hoffman and Beatty as wacky lounge singers in the desert. ANSWER: Ishtar 14. The villains of this novel are revealed to be mental patients controlled by evil psychiatrists. It was first published by St. Martin’s Press in 1982, and in all later printings by the authors’ own publishing companies, Bridge Publications and Galaxy Press. Mitt Romney got into trouble for naming this book as his favorite novel. It went to the top of the New York Times bestseller lists, reportedly due to individual purchasers buying as many as 800 copies of the book. It was originally titled Man the Endangered Species, and contrary to the film version, it has a second half featuring Jonnie Goodboy Tyler fighting intergalactic bankers alongside his fellow man-animals. FTP, name this unbelievably thick book, the second most famous book by L Ron Hubbard. ANSWER: Battlefield Earth 15. He set records of 3,166 rushing yards and 54 touchdowns for Boone County High School, and won Kentucky’s Mr. Football Award. He was under consideration for the Heisman, but a sprained ankle against Tennessee ended that dream. He was drafted 19th in 2000, after his team traded Joey Galloway to the Cowboys. In 2004, he accused his coach of stabbing him in the back after he lost the league rushing title by 1 yard. In 2005, he became the first player in NFL history to score 19 touchdowns in only 10 games, and would continue that streak by tying Priest Holmes’ record for rushing touchdowns, winning the MVP award, and becoming the first person from his franchise to appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated. FTP, name this man, frequently injured running back for the Seattle Seahawks. ANSWER: Shaun Alexander 16. James Coburn plays a master spy who’s basically Derek Flint, going so far to have the theme to Our Man Flint playing when he gives a speech. David Caruso leads a secret group of crazy CIA assassins who inexplicably have the same names as popular candy bars. It shares a plot with the DaVinci Code, in that it is also stupid. In addition, it has a conspiracy plot involving Leonardo’s last work, an alchemy machine. It inexplicably has several song and dance scenes set to Danny Aiello’s version of Swinging on a Star, a nun played by Andie MacDowell, and a character played by Frank Stallone. Seriously. Frank Stallone. This is why Bruce Willis has never tried screenplay writing again. FTP, identify this comedy/action/musical starring Danny Aiello and Bruce Willis ANSWER: Hudson Hawk 17. In 1999, he kidnapped his wife and children and drove around for a while before surrendering to police. After serving 18 months in jail, he declared bankruptcy a year later, and recently announced that he will become an MMA fighter under the XCess Entertainment label. He has a record of 42-1, with 33 KOs, but is better known for dropping the WBC title in a garbage can in a refusal to fight Lennox Lewis, or his two wins by low-blow disqualification against Andrew Golota. FTP, name this 1988 superheavyweight silver medalist, known for his feud with Evander Holyfield. ANSWER: Riddick “Big Daddy” Bowe 18. It features the only screen appearance of conspiracy-loving radio host Art Bell, giving hideous amounts of exposition regarding the main premise of sympathetic resonance. The film’s only positive reviews mentioned its imaginative use of colors, specifically the blue/red dichotomy. Dakota Moss finds out that her mom was a crack addict, and that her piano teacher is a crazy serial killer who killed her best friend and put her secret stigmatic twin in a stained glass coffin. The main character uses her robotic hand to free her, and then the movie just ends. The star’s DUI arrest prevented her from promoting the film, but it did eventually make back its money, probably due to the pole dancing scenes.FTP, name this movie that stars Lindsay Lohan as a crazy stripper. So, it’s basically a documentary. ANSWER: I Know Who Killed Me 19. It is the first song in the Face-Melters category of Guitar Hero. New York Yankees outfielder Hideki Matsui uses it as his walk-up music. It was written by Donald Roeser, better known as Buck Dharma. It’s the first song off side one of the album Spectres, and contains the line Rinji news o moshiagemasu(MOE-SHE-AH-GI-MAH-SUE!) FTP, name this Blue Oyster Cult song about the king of all monsters. ANSWER: Godzilla 20. He first appeared in Adventure into Fear 19, and graduated to a secondary feature in Giant-Size Man-Thing. He was kidnapped by Thog the Overmaster of the dread realm Sominus, and materialized it Cleveland Ohio, where he battled Garko the ManFrog and Turnip Man. He moved to New York City, where he was nominated for US President by the All-Night Party. His greatest foe is a bell-headed man known as Dr. Bong, who repeatedly kidnaps his girlfriend Beverly Disney threatened to sue Marvel for copyright infringement, and required the character to wear pants. FTP, trapped in a world he never made, this cigar-smoking waterfowl never found his way home. ANSWER: Howard The Duck 21. Level 11 is impossible to complete with two players, because the second player spawns right on top of an enemy. Of course, that's assuming you got past the race to the bomb against the much-faster Giblet the Rat in Level 10, and snuck past the gears in Level 8, and dodged the swarm of fireballs and rockets in Level 7, and made your way through the ice caverns of Level 4. Most of us just died a thousand deaths in the high-speed hoverbike section of Level 3. FTP, name this extremely difficult Nintendo game, which features heroes Rash and Zitz. ANSWER: Battletoads 1. Bonnie and Clyde was just re-released on DVD, so we’ll ask about actors in it, who aren’t Warren Beatty FTPE. This venerable actor was nominated for an Oscar Best Actor in a supporting role for his role as Buck Barrow. ANSWER: Gene Hackman He played Texas Ranger Frank Hamer, the lawman who eventually catches up with Bonnie and Clyde, but he’s better known for saving those Duke boys from Enos and Boss Hogg ANSWER: Denver Pyle This actor made his film debut as Eugene Grizzard, but you probably remember him better from the Frisco Kid, and as Letterman in the Electric Company ANSWER: Gene Wilder 2. Where would cartoons be without incredibly unforgettable theme songs? Given the first line from the theme, give the TV show FTPE. Dashing and Daring, Courageous and Caring ANSWER: Gummi Bears Life is like a hurricane ANSWER: Ducktales Some times, some crimes go slipping through the cracks ANSWER: Chip N Dale’s Rescue Rangers 3. Name these statistical leaders from the 2007 NFL season FTPE: He managed to win the rushing title despite falling over 300 yards short of his 2006 totals. ANSWER: LaDainian Tomlinson While Randy Moss set a single-season record with 23 touchdown catches, he finished second in receiving yards, 17 behind this Indianapolis receiver. ANSWER: Reggie Wayne In only his 2nd year, this Chargers DB racked up a league-high 10 interceptions, 3 in one game off Peyton Manning. ANSWER: Antonio Cromartie 4. Comedy musicians existed way before Weird Al. In fact, they even released things on vinyl. FTPE, name these Paleolithic ha-ha makers They had their own show on CBS in the 60’s, but they might be better known for Tom’s proficiency with a yo-yo. ANSWER: Smothers Brothers Known as the Clown Prince of Denmark, he’s best known for playing classical music upside-down, and wearing a seat-belt on his piano bench ANSWER: Victor Borge The most influential of all comedy musicians, this man taught at MIT and Harvard, and is best known for songs like Lobachevsky, Werner Von Braun, and Poisoning Pigeons in the Park ANSWER: Tom Lehrer 5. Sunday. Monday. Happy Days. Isn’t it weird to be nostalgic about a show that was in turn nostalgic about a fictional version of the 50’s? Here’s the deal. Happy Days had a total of six spinoffs. If you can name 5 out of the 6 right now, you’ll get 40 points. Or you can choose to hear a regular 30 point bonus. Choose All or Nothing, or a regular bonus now. ALL OR NOTHING: Blansky’s Beauties, Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Laverne and Shirley, Out Of The Blue, Mork and Mindy, Joanie Loves Chachi The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang was a cartoon version of Happy Days, which had the Fonz traveling through time alongside a girl from the future, and a talking dog. Name either of these idiotic sidekicks FTP. ANSWER: Cupcake and Mr. Cool FTP, Blansky’s Beauties was a short-lived show about a group of Las Vegas showgirls living in the Oasis hotel. This later addition to the Happy Days cast played Anthony DeLuca, a nephew to the main character. ANSWER: Scott Baio FTP, Did you know that Mork and Mindy ended on a cliffhanger? Their apartment gets bombed by the evil Kalnik, and they end up lost in time, orphaning this son of theirs, played by Jonathan Winters ANSWER: Mearth 6. With films like Meet the Spartans and Epic Movie, you might think that all parody movies are complete wastes of money. Name the halfway decent parody movie FTPE Armand Assante plays Ned Ravine, a cop/attorney who’s seduced by a woman who eventually tries to kill him, in this pastiche of early 90’s suspense thrillers ANSWER: Fatal Instinct Val Kilmer plays Nick Rivers, a rock n’ roll singer fighting East Germans in this parody of Elvis movies and spy movies ANSWER: Top Secret! It stars Keenen Ivory Wayans. If that didn’t narrow it down enough, it also brings together Jim Brown, Isaac Hayes, and Bernie Casey to take down The Man ANSWER: I’m Gonna Git You Sucka 7. These NHL teams have won the Stanley Cup exactly once. Given the year and the Conn Smythe Trophy winner, name the team 5-10-20-30: a) 1989, Al McInnes ANSWER: Calgary and/or Flames b) 1999, Joe Nieuwendyk ANSWER: Dallas and/or Stars c) 2004, Brad Richards ANSWER: Tampa Bay and/or Lightning d) 2006, Cam Ward ANSWER: Carolina and/or Hurricanes 8. What are the kids listening to nowadays? If you don’t know, now would be a good time to use that lame. For those of you with your finger of the pulse of rock, name these buzz bands FTPE This band released the album Every Second counts, which features the Grammy-nominated Hey There Delilah ANSWER: Plain White Ts Although this punk band’s been around for 10 years, they’ve only recently had their major label debut with New Wave, with singles like White People For Peace and Thrash Unreal ANSWER: Against Me! They released the singles Lazy Eye and Well Thought Out Twinkles, but they’re better known as that band that showed up in MTV commercials between episodes of Tila Tequila ANSWER: Silversun Pickups 9. OH NO! THEY SAVED HITLER’S BRAIN! And other parts of him, too. Answer the following questions about bringing back that Chaplin impersonator FTPE In Erik Larsen’s Savage Dragon comic book, Hitler was killed by Hellboy in 1952, and his brain was transplanted into the body of this animal ANSWER: Gorilla This novel by Ira Levin has Joseph Mengele cloning Hitler multiple times and sending Hitler babies all over the world ANSWER: The Boys From Brazil This Nintendo game featured a resurrected Hitler as the final boss, and you must use your extendible grappling arm to swing around and defeat him ANSWER: Bionic Commando 10. Board games are really fun at parties. Less fun than beer…and less fun than Super Smash Bros…in fact, I guess they’re not that fun at all. Name some of the following party games FTPE. This party game consists of a deck of adjectives, and a deck of nouns. Players must judge which noun best fits the current adjective. Hint: Helen Keller always wins ANSWER: Apples to Apples This game is basically a version of Balderdash played with proverbs. Players vote on the actual endings to sayings like, it is no use trying to tug a ANSWER: Wise and Otherwise This game is a plastic disc that displays a word, and players try to get their team to guess that word, after which they pass the disc. The team not holding the disc when time runs out wins a point ANSWER: Catch Phrase 11. Some musicians are just super. Name these super acts FTPE. This English band hit it big with singles like Caught By The Fuzz and Pumping on Your Stereo ANSWER: Supergrass The greatest band to ever come out of Knoxville, this band recently reunited, and will be releasing their first new project since 1998’s Head Trip In Every Key ANSWER: Superdrag This reggae musician is one of the originators of the dancehall movement, but you probably remember him best as the guy who raps in the background of Sugar Ray’s Fly ANSWER: Super Cat 12. Every television network employs attorneys. But ESPN puts some of theirs on the air. FTPE: This former Duke player still maintains his legal practice while serving as a college basketball analyst. ANSWER: Jay Bilas This attorney hosted ESPN Radio’s SportsBash, initially in tandem with his brother Chris. After a year as host of ESPN2’s NASCAR Now, he has returned to ESPN Radio for a weekend show and often subs for Mike Greenberg. ANSWER: Erik Kuselias This Hall of Fame quarterback, MVP of Super Bowl XXIX, does football analysis include the pre- and post-game shows for Monday Night Football. He’s also a licensed attorney. ANSWER: Steve Young 13. Hey it’s that guy! Name these guys who aren’t nearly famous enough FFPE. ANSWER: Dylan Baker/ MC Gainey/ Tiny Lister/ David Warner/ Gary Cole / John Glover 14. Lorenzo Music is quite possibly the best name ever. Answer these questions about him FTSNOP. FTP, ‘zo was best known for playing this unseen employee in Rhoda Morgenstern’s apartment building ANSWER: Carlton the Doorman (Prompt on either) FTP, he is lesser known for being the co-creator of this 1972 TV series featuring Dr. Robert Hartley ANSWER: The Bob Newhart Show FFPE, later in life, he became a fairly well-known voice actor, but he’s most heard as these two characters that were both also played by Bill Murray ANSWER: Peter Venkman and Garfield 15. We all know about the 1969 Mets, but the Orioles they robbed were mighty impressive. FTSNOP: 5/5/5) Three members of that team – the third baseman, right fielder, and a starting pitcher – have since been elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Name them for 5 points each. ANSWER: Brooks Robinson, Frank Robinson, Jim Palmer 5) Also in Cooperstown is this fiery chain-smoking manager who relieved tension by growing tomatoes in the bullpen. ANSWER: Earl Weaver 10) This Orioles second baseman later managed four teams and won a World Series– ironically, managing the 1986 Mets. ANSWER: Dave(y) Johnson 16. Mmm. If you’ve been losing so far, I bet you could use a stiff drink. Go make one yourself, and name these vodka drinks FTPE This drink is a twist on Brazil’s national drink, substituting the cachaca for vodka, but leaving in the suagr and lime ANSWER: Caipiroska This drink is the same as a Bloody Mary, but replaces the tomato juice with Clamato. Canadians apparently love them ANSWER: Bloody Caesar This drink is two parts vodka to one part coffee liqueur. ANSWER: Black Russian 17. Commercials are getting weirder than the Burger King. Name the things that these ads are trying to sell you FTPE. Naomi Campbell dances alongside a bunch of red geckos doing the Thriller dance in an ad for this beverage. ANSWER: Sobe Life Water A man who is apparently half-pinata shames his employees for attacking him with a bat, hoping that these candies will pop out of him ANSWER: Dark Chocolate Skittles (prompt on Skittles) Ads for this brand of hot dog feature people with violent third-arms growing from their stomachs, punching friends and shoving food in their owner’s mouths ANSWER: Ball Park 18. Ah, graphics. If they didn’t exist, how would we tell whether a game is good or not? We’d have to rely on story or something. Answer the following about graphics cards FTSNOP. We’re not totally heartless, so name two out of three of the biggest producers of Graphical Processing Units FFPE. ANSWER: AMD, NVidia, Matrox OK. Now we’re getting mean. Name the two main graphical APIs, or application programming interfaces FFPE. One’s created by Microsoft, and the other by Silicon Graphics. ANSWER: OpenGL and Direct3D If you’ve hung on so far, I’m amazed. Name two of the main expansion slot bus standards FFPE. ANSWER: PCI, AGP, PCI Express 19. I’m sure some of you were recently DRIVIN’ DOOOOOWN THE ATLAAAANTA HIIIIIGHWAAAAY! So name these B-52’s songs by lyrics, FTPE. Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness ANSWER: Roam Keep off the patio, keep off the path ANSWER: Private Idaho Havin’ Fun, Bakin’ Potatoes, Bakin’ in the sun ANSWER: Rock Lobster 20. Sometimes you just have to let go. Unless you’re a fan of a TV show that was recently canceled. Then you should go crazy and send the network all sorts of crap. FTPE, given the show, name the food item that fans sent in Roswell ANSWER: Tabasco Jericho ANSWER: Nuts Journeyman ANSWER: Rice-A-Roni 21. I want some noodles. Name these noodle dishes that aren’t ramen FTPE This Vietnamese dish is made with rice noodles and clear beet broth, usually filled with basil and bean sprouts ANSWER: Pho This Japanese dish is a big thick wheat noodle, usually soaking in a broth of soy ANSWER: Udon This is the Hawaiian version of ramen, served in nearly every restaurant, even McDonalds ANSWER: Saimin 22. At this moment the New Orleans Hornets sit atop the NBA Western Conference standings, much to the consternation of the networks who never seem to find room to televise their games. Name these Hornets FTPE: a) Their most recognizable star and leading scorer is this point guard from Wake Forest. Answer: Chris Paul b) Their top rebounder, currently third in the league, is this 7’ 1” player finally approaching the potential that saw him drafted 2nd overall in 1991 straight out of high school by the Clippers and promptly traded to the Bulls for Elton Brand. Answer: Tyson Chandler c) This swingman from the former Yugoslavia is the team’s leading three-point shooter, prompting many fans to say, “Him? I thought he was still with Sacramento.” Answer: Peja Stojakovic