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So I took blah-blah’s word for it at this time
I thought just havin’ a friend couldn’t be no crime
‘Cause I have friends and that’s a fact
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and ______
Forget about that, let’s go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
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Here I go, here I go, here I go again
Girls, what’s my weakness? _________
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Men

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Lord I’ve really been real stressed
Down and out, losing ground
Although I am black and proud
Problems got me pessimistic…
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Brothers and sisters keep messing up

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Got this dance that’s more than real
Drink ______________, here’s how you feel
Put your left leg down, your right leg up
Tilt your head back, let’s finish the cup
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Brass Monkey

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Workin’ all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I go get live
With the honey rollin’ down the street
I saw this girl and she was pumpin’
I winked my eye she got into the ride
Went to a club was jumpin’….
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Introduce myself as Loc
She said “You’re a liar?”

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There here’s a jam for all the fellas
Tryin to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause ya overzealous…
Play hard to get females get jealous

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Get the party goin’ on the dance floor
See ‘cause that’s where the party’s at
And you’ll find out if you do that…
I want a place to say”
“get your booty on the floor tonight”

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School is out an it’s a sort of a buzz
An back then I didn’t really know what it was
But now I see what I have of this
The way that people respond to summer madness…
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The weather is hot an girls are dressin’ less

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You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello
You get her name and number and then you feelin’ real mellow
You get home, wait a day, she’s what you wanna know about…
Then you call up and it’s her girlfriend or cousin’ house

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Step off homes, get out of my way
Taxing little girlies from here to L.A.
Waking up before I get to sleep
‘Cause I’ll be rocking this party eight days a week…
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No sleep till
No sleep till Brooklyn

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We’re all we got in this world, when it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls, two little beautiful girls
Lookin’ puzzled, in a daze, I know it’s confusin’ you
Daddy’s always on the move,….
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Mama’s always on the news

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My mom started buggin’ with the clothes she chose
I didn’t say nothin’ at first I just turned up my nose
She said, “What is wrong, the shirt cost twenty dollars.”…
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I said “Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar.”

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No, I don’t want your number
No, I don’t want to give you mine and
No, I don’t want to meet you nowhere
No, I don’t want none of your time and…
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No, I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy can’t get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride
Tryin’ to holla at me

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Rhymes like ours could never be stopped
See there’s three of us and I know we’re fresh
Party rockers, non-stoppers, and our names are def…
See the “J” is for just, the other for jammin’
The “F” is for Fresh “A” and “D” def

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Get up, pack it in, let me begin
I came to win, battle me that’s a sin
I won’t tear the sack up, punk you’d better back up
Try and play the role…
And the whole crew will act up

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Wave your hands in the air
Like you don’t care, glide by
The people as they start to look and stare
Do your dance, do your dance quick
Mama, come on baby, tell me what’s…
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The Word, ah word up,
Everybody say when you hear the call
You got to get it underway

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I can’t take the smell, I can’t take the noise no more
Got no money to move out I guess I got no choice
Rats in the front room, roaches in the back…
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Junkie’s in the alley with a baseball bat
I tried to get away, but I couldn’t get far
‘Cause a man with a tow-truck repossessed my car

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Bust into the party, come in the place
See the first things come, the music in your face
Tears down the walls, some of the floor
With the DJ named _______ with the cuts galore
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Jay

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I see you slip sliding
Come on now do it hottie
I’m not quite sure as to what is going down
But I’m feeling Hunky Dory
‘bout this thing I found…
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Now that we found love what are we gonna do with it

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Hit me
Going, going , gone
Now I dialed 911 a long time ago
Don’t you see how late they’re reactin’…
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They only come and they come when they wanna

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Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words…
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Killing me softly with his song

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Huggin’ on my mama from a jail cell
And who’d think in elementary, hey I’d see the penitentiary
One day, runnin’ from the police, that’s right…
Mama catch me, put a whoppin’ to my backside

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Some knucklehead tried to dis
‘Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit ‘em
And I pull up quick to get wit him
So ladies, if the butt is round
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial….
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1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts

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Don’t call it a comeback I been here for years
I’m rockin’ my peers puttin’ suckers in fear
Makin’ the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the bass go boom…
Explosions, overpowerin
Over the competition, I’m towerin’

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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there’s nuttin’ left
Cause I’ve been blastin’ and laughin’ so long that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone…
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But I ain’t never crossed a man that didn’t deserve it

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My my my my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you’re down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I’m known as such…
And this is a beat uh u can’t touch

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The top is down, on the black Corvette
And it’s fly, cause it’s sittin on Dayton’s
Laurents steering wheel, plushed out, gold-leaf phantom top
And three girls waiting
VRRRRROOM engine’s blowin, the chrome, is shining
Passing all the cars on the way
Movement of the wind, back wheels spin
Pop in a cassette and push play…
I’m going back to Cali, Cali, Cali

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Cold coolin’ at a bar and I’m looking for some action
But like Mick Jagger said “I Can’t Get No
Satisfaction”
The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are…
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Fresh and I’m lookin’ def, yo, what’s up with LOC?

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In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, maxin, relaxin all cool….
And all shootin some b’ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood

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Sweat running all over my chest I don’t quit no
I just press harder, yeah, than I ever did before going for
The dreams that I have in store in my mind and I know…
That I’m makin’ it I gotta get mine and nobody’s takin’ it away

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Coolin’ by day then at night working up a sweat
C’mon girls, let’s go show the guys that we know
How to become number one in a hot party show…
Now push it

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My baby don’t mess around
Because she love me so
And this I know for shooo...
Uh, but does she really wanna
But can’t stand to see me
Walk out the dooor.
Don’t try to fight the feelin’…..
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Because the thought alone is killing me right nooww..

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I stepped on the stage at Live Aid
All the people gave and the poor got paid
And out of speakers I did speak
I wore my sneakers but I’m not a sneak….
My Adidas cuts the sand of a foreign land

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I look him in his eyes but all he
Tells me is lies to keep me near
I’ll never leave him down though
I might mess around it’s only
‘Cause I need some affection, oh…
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So I creep, yeah
Just keep it on the down low
Said nobody is supposed to know

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My man is smooth like Barry, and his voice got bass
A body like Arnold with a Denzel face
He’s smart like a doctor with a real good rep
And when he comes home he’s relaxed with Pep….
He always got a gift for me everytime I see him

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I been in the game for ten years makin’ rap tunes
Ever since the honeys was wearin’
Sassoon
Now it’s 95 and they clock me and watch me
Diamonds shinin’ lookin’ like I robbed….
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Liberace

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You wake up late for school man you don’t wanna go
You ask your mom please but she still says no
You miss two classes and no homework…
But your teacher preaches class like you’re some kinda jerk

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My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I?
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’d all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it’s not so bad…
It’s not so bad

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Now honey honey come ride
DKNY all up in my eye
You gotta Prada bag with alotta stuff in it
Give it to your friend let’s spin
Everybody lookin’ at me
Glancin’ the kid
Wishin’ they was…..
Dancin’ a jig

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I’m not internationally known
But I’m known to rock the microphone
Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me if you’re contagious…
‘Cause I’m the winner, no, I’m not the loser

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This speech is my recital, I think it’s very vital
To rock a rhyme, that’s right on time….
It’s tricky is the title, here we go

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My baby’s drama mama’s mama don’t like me
She doing things like havin’ her boys come from her neighborhood
To the studio tryin’ to fight me…
She need to get a piece of the
American pie and take her bit out

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Just start to chase your dreams
Up out your seats, make your body sway
Socialize, get down, let your soul lead the way
Shake it now, go ladies, it’s a livin’ dream
Love Life Live
Come play the game, our world is free…
Do what you want but scream

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I said a hip hop
Hippie to the hippie
The hip, hip a hop, and you don’t stop, a rock it
To the bang, bang, boogie, the beat….
Now, what you hear is not a test- I’m rappin’ to the beat

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So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a lady who was ready to play
It wasn’t me she was foolin’
Cause she knew what she was doin’….
When she told me how to walk this way