Songs
LIKE A BANANA!!!!!!
Tarzan
Southern Utah,
Nebraska,
VCU
Tarzan
Jane
Cheetah
Swinging on a rubber band
Cruisin’ in her airplane
Dancing on a pizza
Smacked into a frying pan Crashed into a window pane Feel and hurt his feet-za
Ouch that’s hurts
Now Cheetah is velveeta
Ouch, that hurts
Now Tarzan has a tan
And Jane has a pain
Now Jane has a pain
And I hope he doesn’t peel
And Tarzan has a tan
And
Tarzan
has
a
tan
Like a banana
And I hope he doesn’t peel And I hope he doesn’t peel
Like a banana
Like a banana
Like a banana
Fred the Moose
Case Western Reserve,
UC Davis
There was a great big moose
He liked to drink a lot of juice
There was a great big moose
He liked to drink a lot of juice
He drank his juice with care
Until he got some in his hair
He drank his juice with care
Until he got some in his hair
Chorus:
Singing whoa-oh-oh-oh
Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh
Way-oh, way-oh!
Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh
Chorus
The moose's name was Fred
He liked to drink his juice in bed
The moose's name was Fred
He liked to drink his juice in bed
Chorus
Now he’s a sticky moose
All covered in juice
Now he’s a sticky moose
All covered in juice
Chorus
There was a great big moose
On the loose
There Once Was A Wizard
Oh, once there was a wizard
Who came from Africa
Went to China
To go and pet the panda
The panda
The panda bibbly
The panda bibbly bibbly bibbly
Add verses each time:
Went to Oxford
To go and learn some manners
Went to Australia
To go and see the dingos
Went to India
To go and see the snakes
Went to Antartica
To go and see the penguins
Went to Camp Kesem
To learn to have some spirit
Upenn,
UW Madison
Hey Burrito
Miami,
Notre Dame,
Syracuse,
Richmond
Heeeeeey Burrito
I said a Hey Hey Hey Burrito
Oh yeah, Burrito yeah
Taco Bell, Taco Bell
Guacamole Cinnamon Twist
Fire sauce (Loud)
Mild sauce (Quiet)
No Sauce
Boom Chicka Boom
I said a boom-chick-a-boom
I said a boom-chick-a-boom
I said a boom-chick-a-rocka, chick-a-rocka,
chick-a-boom
Oh, yeah
Uh, huh
One more time, [other style]!
Janitor Style:
I said a Broom-Pusha-Broom,
I said a Broom-Pusha-Broom,
I said a Broom-sweepa-mopa-sweepamopasweepa-broom
Astronaut Style:
I said a moon.
I said a shoot-me-to-the-moon.
I said a shoot me blast me shoot me blast
me shoot-me-to-the-moon...
BYU-Idaho,
CU-Boulder,
John Hopkins
Valley Girl Style:
I said, like, boom!
I said, like, boom chicka-boom!
I said, like, booma-chicka, like, rocka-chicka, like,
rocka-chicka, like, boom !
Like, uh-huh!
Like, for sure!
Like, same thing...
Arnold Schwarzenegger Style
Granny Style
Surfer Style
Camp Kesem Style
Oh a Milkshake
University of Virginia
Oh a milkshake
Icky sticky waffles
Oh all the eggs, all the eggs are broken
We can do it really loud
We can do it really soft
We can do it really wrong
Oh a mailbox
Icky sticky birds
Oh all the monkeys all the monkeys have eaten
60s Party
Ooh, it’s a sixties party in a sixties movie
Ooh, it’s a sixties party in a sixties movie
See the surfers, on their surfboards
Na na-na-na-na-na!
Na na-na-na-na-na!
Ooh, it’s a sixties party in a sixties movie
Ooh, it’s a sixties party in a sixties movie
See the swimmers, see them swimming
Swimmie Swimmie Swimmie Swim!
Na na-na-na-na-na
Na na-na-na-na-na
Ooh, it’s a sixties party in a sixties movie
Ooh, it’s a sixties party in a sixties movie
See the jellyfish, see them jelly
Squishy Squishy Squishy Squish
Swimmie Swimmie Swimmie Swim!
Na na-na-na-na-na
Na na-na-na-na-na
George Washington,
Texas,
William & Mary
Ooh, it’s a sixties party in a sixties movie
Ooh, it’s a sixties party in a sixties movie
See the tanners on their towels
Burny-burny-burny-burn!
Ouchie-ouchie-ouchie-ouch!
Squishy Squishy Squishy Squish!
Swimmie Swimmie Swimmie Swim!
Na na-na-na-na-na
Na na-na-na-na-na
Ooh, it’s a sixties party in a sixties movie
Ooh, it’s a sixties party in a sixties movie
See the lifegaurds on their towers
Flexie flexie flexie flex!
Burny burny burny burn!
Ouchie ouchie ouchie ouch!
Squishy Squishy Squishy Squish!
Swimmie Swimmie Swimmie Swim!
Na na-na-na-na-na
Na na-na-na-na-na
Milk
Indiana University,
Rice
Give me a long M
M………………!
Give me a short m
M!
Don’t want no pop, no pop,
Don’t want no tea no tea,
Just give me milk,
moo moo moo moo
Wisconsin milk,
moo moo moo moo.
Repeat with “I”, “L”, “K”, and “Milk”
Razzle Dazzle
My name is “__”
And I’m number 1
My reputation has just begun
So if you see me
Just step aside
Cuz’ I don’t take no jive
Crowd: Ooo he thinks he’s cool
Cool enough for all you fools
Crowd: Ooo he thinks he’s bad
Hush up y’all don’t make me mad
Crowd: Ooo he thinks he’s fine
Everyone:
Fine enough to M-O
Fine enough to macho
Fine enough to hula hoop
Fine enough for all you fools
Razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle
Florida State,
Oklahoma,
Yale
Red Wagon
BYU,
UCLA,
UCSD
You can’t ride in my little red wagon
Front seats broken and the axel’s dragging
Boom Boom
Bo-bo-bo-bo-boom
SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST
A WHOLE LOT LOUDER AND A WHOLE LOT
WORSE!
Iggle Wiggle
Northwestern
Side 1:
Can you iggle, can you wiggle, can you jump back and giggle?
Can you rock can you freeze can you move to that beat?
Side 2:
Oh we can (repeat first two lines)
But can you reebok, can you bee-bop, can you jump back and knee knock?
Can you surf, can you turf, can you, do the papa smurf? Hit it!
Lalalalalalalalalalala
Side 1:
Oh we can (repeat last two lines)
Both sides:
Oh so we can all (repeat all four lines)
Jiggly Boombas
My mom gave me a penny
So I could buy some tennies
But I don’t want no tennies,
Chorus:
Instead I want some boombas!
Some jiggly-jiggly boombas!
My mom gave me a nickel
So I could buy a pickle
But I don’t want no pickle
(Chorus)
UNC/Duke
My mom gave me a dime
So I could buy a lime
But I don’t want no lime
(Chorus)
My mom gave me a quarter
So I could buy some water
But I don’t want no water
(Chorus)
My mom gave me a dollar
So I could pop my collar
But I don’t pop my collar
(Chorus)
Pineapple Hat
I got a pineapple hat
And a sweet sweet tooth
If you catch me when I’m
hungry
I’ll be chomping into you
I got a pineapple hat
And a ticky tacky temper
If a fire started
somewhere
I probably lit the ember
Florida,
Illinois,
UW Seattle
I got a pineapple hat
And a pterodactyl smile
If you look outside your
window
I’ll be flying by your
window like HI
I got a pineapple hat
And a caterpillar crawl
All the crickets come to
kick it
Cuz they know I really ball
UC Irvine,
UC Santa Cruz
Princess Pat
The Princess Pat,
Lived in a tree,
She sailed across,
The seven seas.
She sailed across,
The channel too,
And she took with her,
A Riggabamboo.
Now Captain Jack,
Had a mightily fine crew.
They sailed across,
The ocean blue,
But his ship sank,
And yours will too,
If you don’t take,
A Riggabamboo.
Chorus:
A Riggabamboo
Now what is that?
It’s something made,
By the Princess Pat.
It’s red and gold,
And purple too,
That’s why it’s called,
A Riggabamboo
(Chorus)
The Princess Pat,
Saw Captain Jack,
She reeled him in,
And brought him back!
She saved his life,
And his crew’s too,
And do you know how?
With a Riggbamboo!
(Chorus)
Stanford
The Humpty Dumpy Song
Chorus:
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffett
Humpty de-dump
Eating her curds and whey
Hump-hump de-dumpty-dumpty Along came a spider and sat down
beside her
Hump-de-dump
HUH! AIN’T THAT FUNKY NOW!
Hump-hump de-dumpty-dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the
kings men, said,
HUH! AIN’T THAT FUNKY NOW
(Chorus)
ABCs
Jack and Jill
Twinkle Twinkle
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Baby Shark
Baby shark (doot doo doo, doot doot doo
doo) x3
Baby Shark
Mama shark (doot doo doo, doot doot doo
doo) x3
Mama shark
Daddy shark (doot doo doo, doot doot doo
doo) x3
Daddy shark
Grandpa shark (doot doo doo, doot doot
doo doo) x3
Grandpa shark
I went swimming (doot doo doo, doot doot
doo doo) x3
I went swimming
Saw a shark (doot doo doo, doot doot doo
doo) x3
Saw a shark
Augustana,
Penn State,
Mizzou
I swam faster (doot doo doo, doot doot
doo doo) x3
I swam faster
Shark Attack (doot doo doo, doot doot doo
doo) x3
Shark attack
Lost an arm(doot doo doo, doot doot doo
doo) x3
Lost an arm
Lost a leg(doot doo doo, doot doot doo
doo) x3
Lost a leg
Happy shark (doot doo doo, doot doot doo
doo) x3
Happy shark
Toast Song
Arizona State,
Emory,
University of Michigan
All around the nation from coast to coast,
People always ask me what I like most,
I don’t wanna brag, I don’t wanna boast,
I just tell ‘em I LIKE TOAST!
EAT TOAST! Yeahhhh TOAST!
Wake up in the morning ‘bout 6am
Spread a little jelly, spread a little jam,
Just take a piece of bread and put it in the slot,
Push the lever down and the wires get hot!
EAT TOAST!! Yeahhhh TOAST!
Now there’s no secret to toast perfection,
There’s a dial on the side, just make your selection,
Light or dark, crispy or brown,
If it pops too soon, push it back down!
EAT TOAST! Yeahhhh TOAST!
Banana Song
Stony Brook
Form potato, form, form the potato (x2)
Peel potato, peel, peel potato (x2)
Mash potatoes, mash, mash potatoes! (x2)
Form the corn, form, form the corn (x2)
Shuck the corn, shuck, shuck the corn (x2)
Pop the corn, pop, pop the corn! (x2)
Form orange, form, form the orange (x2)
Peel the orange, peel, peel the orange (x2)
Squeeze the orange, squeeze, squeeze the
orange! (x2)
Form the egg, form, form the egg (x2)
Crack the egg, crack, crack the egg (x2)
Scramble the egg, scramble, scramble the
egg! (x2)
Form avocado, form, form the avocado
(x2)
Pit the avocado, pit, pit the avocado (x2)
Guac-a-mol-e, guac, guac, a-mol-e! (x2)
Form banana, form, form the banana (x2)
Peel banana, peel, peel, banana (x2)
Go bananas, go, go bananas! (x2)
The Penguin Song
MIT,
Santa Clara
Did you ever see a penguin come to tea?
Take a look at me,
A penguin you will see!
Penguins, attention!
Penguins, begin!
Right flipper!
Verse 2: Left flipper
Verse 3: Right foot
Verse 4: Left foot
The Hippo Song
Saint Louis University,
Texas A&M,
USC
What… Can make… A hippopotamus smile?
What… Can make… Him walk for a mile?
It’s not a party with paper hats…
Or cake and candy that will make him fat…
Cuz that’s not what hippos do!
What… Can make… A hippopotamus smile?
What… Can make… Him walk for a mile?
Not swooshing down a slippery slide…
Or going for a bicycle ride…
That’s not what hippos do!
Chorus:
Theeyyyy…. Ooze in the gooze without any
shoes!
Wade in the water ‘till their lips turn blue!
Cuz THAT’S what hippos do!
(Chorus)
What… Can make… A hippopotamus smile?
What… Can make… Him walk for a mile?
It’s not a tune on the old violin…
Or listening to the whistling wind…
Cuz that’s not what hippos do!
(Chorus)
The Llama Song
Happy llama
Sad llama
Totally rad llama
Super llama
Drama llama
Big fat mama llama
Baby llama
Crazy llama
Don’t forget Barack O’Llama
Fish
Fish
Moooore fish
Turle
Unicorn
Peacock!
UC Berkeley
Get Loose
Chorus:
I get loose!
I get funky!
Get your body movin’!
It started with yo’ feet!
Oooh, your feet!
Columbia,
Oregon,
University of Minnesota
Ooh your feet!
Your legs!
Your hips!
Your arms!
(Chorus)
Oooh, your feet!
Your legs!
Ooh your feet!
Your legs!
Your hips!
Your arms!
Your head!
(Chorus)
(Chorus)
Ooh your feet!
Your legs!
Your hips!
Ooh your feet!
Your legs!
Your hips!
Your arms!
Your head!
Your whole body!
I get loose!!
(Chorus)
(Chorus)
Jellyfish Song
UGA
Arms Up!
Wrists together!
Chorus:
The jellyfish, the jellyfish, the jellyfish
(Add one action to the original two lines followed by the chorus)
Elbows together!
Clench your right kidney!
Knees Together!
Toes together!
Butt out! Way way out!
Tounge out!
Spin!
Disco Song
D-I-S-C-O! That’s the way we disco! D-I-S-C-O! That’s the way we disco!
Group: Hey ____!
Person: Yeah?
Group: Hey ____!
Person: Yeah?
Group: Watcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?
Person: I’m gonna step to the side!
Group: Step to the side!
Person: Roll my eyes!
Group: Roll my eyes!
Person: Stomp my feet!
Group: Stomp my feet!
Person: And do the funky funky!
Group: And do the funky funky!
D-I-S-C-O! That’s the way we disco! D-I-S-C-O! That’s the way we disco!
(Continue choosing different people each time)
Alligator Song
Michigan State University
The alligator is my friend.
He can be your friend, too.
I'd rather have him as my friend,
Than wear him as my shoe. (point to
shoe)
The alligator is my friend.
He has a shiny pelt.
I'd rather have him as my friend,
Than wear him as my belt.
[Chorus]
(whispered) Alligator.
(spoken) Alligator.
(shouted) Alligator!
Can be your friend, can be your
friend, can be your friend, too!
The alligator is my friend.
He likes to tease and flirt.
I'd rather have him as my friend,
Than wear him as my shirt.
The alligator is my friend.
He likes to sing and dance.
I'd rather have him as my friend,
Than wear him as my pants.
[Chorus]
[Chorus]
[Chorus]
The alligator is my friend.
This is the last verse.
I'd rather have him as my friend,
Than wear him as my purse.
[Chorus]
The Froggy Song
Ohio State University
Dog!
Dog, Cat!
Dog, Cat, Mouse!
Froggy!
Itsy-bitsy, teen-weeny, cute little froggy!
Jump high, catch a fly, cute little froggy!
Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit,
Croak!
Faster!!
(Repeat song)