Lushia
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The one I blame for making "cat bounce" the homepage on computers
Staffer Lushia is most likely to PARTY HARD
Most likely to be an internet hit
Most likely to be cute!
Most likely to become a cat on the internet
Most likely to make you think she's upset when really she's just joking. most likely to be the next
David Sedaris. Girl got that hilarious, sarcastic style of writing.
Most likely to rule the world
Most random
Be a professional cellist
most likely to be sarah silverman (the actress) in disguise perform at Carnegie Hall
Most likely to become a web tycoon
Become win a nobel prize.
Most sitting right next to me LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
most likely to create a monster in her basement and raise it to be a normal person
Most likely to be wearing Converse
Biggest crush on JRock
Most likely to be an Incredible (specifically, Violet).
Best at using PowerPoint even though Illustrator exists
Most likely to write a famous novel.
Most "Wait, what?"
become the master of bad photoshop
change your supermegafoxyawesomehott home page
get a 6 on the AP Euro test
Most likely to spazz out if Comic Sans is used.
Most likely to attend Hogwarts
Fiona
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Do I have to vote for myself? No?
Most fashionable Staffer
Fiona is most likely to be a Belieber (like Ann Frank)
Most likely to snark at you
Most likely to correct your grammar.
most like april on parks and rec
Most likely to cut a b*tch
most likely to marry Jordan of course.
Most likely to be a cat lady
Sassiest ginger
Be a billionaire so sassy, rocking those velvet skirts
wear black
Classiest in dark colors
Most sassy.
Most compassionate
Most sassy
most likely to dye her hair pink with cheetah print streaks in it, cuz dats jus how she do
The redheaded stepchild of my heart.
Best at owning things with minuscule print.
Most likely to work at an American Apparel.
Most likely to continue being a fashionista.
The sassiest
Best hair color.
Most likely to be monochromatic
Most stern-faced
be the best at deadpan humor
have a sass contest
establish a grammar school for desert pixies
Most redhead
Most likely to market a range of red-hair-care products
Amiela
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Most likely to be Amelia
Amiela is most likely to swagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Most fun to have small-talk with
Most likely to live in a foreign country someday.
most looks french but isnt but is still cute
Most suave best hair.
Most likely to travel the world
Most thoughtful
become a writer
best indie princess
become a fashionista
Least likely to add to a chaotic situation.
Become a model.
Most likely to quote Harry Potter
Most Harry Potter Obsessed
most likely to become an Italian princess
Most likely to quote Harry Potter
Best hair, best smile, best to complain about America's apathy with
Most likely to have parents who spelled her name wrong when she was born. (it's AmElIa) :)
Kindest
Most likely to change the world.
Most mysterious
Most likely to be confused with Amelia
continue being pretty much perfect
be a crazy awesome sophisticated artsy person
beat her cousin at modeling and then be chill but at the same time fierce
Most fashionably late (sorry for the bad grammar)
most likely to be me
Olive
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Best at doing awesome things last minute
Staffer Olive is most likely to SWITCH ON SOME RAD-BEATS
Most likely to
Most likely to procrastinate.
most changed hair
Most likely to pull a great design out in 1 hour.
most likely to be happy in life no matter what happens.
Most likely to be a hipster
Best at procarstinating
leave her stuff everywhere at college
best interpretive dancer
become a crazy cat lady
Most likely to pull everything together beautifully at the LAST MINUTE.
Most eclectic.
Most likely to not do any of her work and convince me that her pages are going to look terrible
and then they somehow end up looking really good.
That painting she submitted to Favonius deserves an award
most likely to move to Cali and become a surfer dude KALABUNGA
Most likely to live in a trailer in college
Most likely to get put in Bard's trailers
Most likely to procrastinate her life and then rock it at the last second.
Best style
Most likely to have designs in magazines.
Best human
Best at creating amazing designs under pressure and without visibly freaking out
Most under appreciated dancer
always have the cutest hair
have the coolest glasses
move to flin flon, germany
Coolest DPS designer
Most likely to be a famous artist
Most best sweetie
Paul
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Most likely to be a comedian
Staffer Paul will most likely to use ASCI symbols in his own award (╠α} <
storm trooper
Most likely to be on SNL
Actually most likely to be famous.
most best
Most best ever.
most likely to make movies and win awards and stuff.
Most likely to be a movie director
Best videomaker
become the next stephen speilberg
most likely to write for snl
go to Hollywood
Most likely to make them young baskets.
Win an Oscar.
most serious
Most hilariously wonderful videographer
most likely to hack into top secret British government documents, and then write "swahgie
crocodile gonna give birth to a coconut in 3...2...1...*BOOOOOMDKFJKDJ*" after every
paragraph
Most likely to be in the other room when you need to talk to him also: best t-shirt collection
Best at validating my weakness for gingers.
Most likely to become famous but be like Jesse Eisenberg and hate every second of it.
Most versatile facial expressions/voices. *he has to prove it by performing his HI for the class*
Most likely to be the next Stephen Colbert.
- Funniest
Most likely to release a hit movie.
Most friendly
Most teddy bear-like
win an Oscar
have some crazy awesome speech that goes viral make me laugh 5ever
Best awards-reading voice
Most likely to be on SNL
Brenna
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Best at losing her car in parking lots, abusing me, and being really creepy. Otherwise, she's one
of my best friends :)
Brenna is most likely to live in a German Jewish village with lots of Deer Most likely to write
something award-winning
Most likely to have great hair. most likely to overshare but it is okay because you are nice
Most likely to share.
most likely to write a classic in her lifetime. Also, she wins the best headline writer award.
Most likely to marry her high school sweetheart
Best at speaking her mind
get a 4.0 in college
the best weirdo
become Fareway CEO
This is me!
Best last minute writing.
Best news ideas
most likely to become a swagged out
hot mama in college
Best over-sharer
Best at telling you things you didn't even know you didn't want to know
Best attitude about me skipping her line at Fareway to go through Katie's. :)
Most likely to become president
Prettiest eyes.
Most likely to spill all of the details
Most normal until you actually talk to her
look exactly like Sara someday
find a pineapple and succeed in reuniting Shules
take over fareway
Best cat shirt
Most likely to write for the New York Times
Ashton
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Does everything!
Most likely to be editor-in-chief of a big newspaper
most likely to guest star on dr. who
Most likely to do everything and get no credit.
best at being herself.
Most likely to be president of a company
Best at getting the attention of others
be a sassy ferret lady
best at doing everything in the world and rocking at it
Most likely to assert herself in any situation
Most determined.
Hardest working/most helpful
most likely to star in Dr. Who
Most likely to leave last year's staff sweatshirt in the newsroom all year
Most different hair from freshman year
Does everything.
Most likely to run the world through journalism
Most hardworking
Most likely to become president.
Most likely to keep being sassy
travel in the TARDIS
make videogames
Best Doctor Who lady
Most likely to become president
Audrey
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Most adorable
Audrey is most likely to be a hardcore rapper.
Best at sneak-up-on-you debating
Most likely to be busy.
most likely to be julie andrews aka the best woman/lady because you are a cute little lady
Most likely to share the best current event.
most cutest, and also silently sassy. And best patterned pants ever.
Most likely to be an amazing mom
Best at coming up with bizarre current events
be valedictorian
best oxford style
do thangs
Best voice... Sorry if this is creepy, but that girl has a super cool voice I could pick out of a
crowd.
Most sweet.
Most likely to wear the same shirt as me
Most Kardashian
most likely to go to Harvard, become a lawyer, then settle down with a nice Jewish boy
Best dresses
Almost as good at being Melanie Jr. as Amelia, but pretty good as being sassy
Best at not losing her pants and bringing two left shoes to a debate tournament.
Most adorable
Most likely to travel the entire world in 80 days.
Prettiest name
Most surprisingly cheerful
be a cat lady win at everything and look great while doing it
go to yale, work for the globalist... ok overall morph into eleanor marshall
KanYair West.
Love you too.
Most likely to travel the world
Zora
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Best hugs
Staffer Zora is most likely to follow the teachings of Brule
Most likely to brighten up a lukewarm day
Most likely to be the sassiest.
most school spirit jk
you tie with paul for most best
Most likely to be a diva.
best at being funny both when she means it and when she doesn't. Also, just most loved by
everyone around her. The friends you make in college are lucky, lucky people. Xoxo
Most likely to host a tv show
Best laugh
become friends with beyonce
coolest person in da wurl and cutest glasses
be sass$$$y
Most unique style. Rock it, gurl!!!!
FUNNIEST.
Most Oprah
Loudest sassy-voice
most likely to star on her own television show called "Fabulous yet Fresh" directed by Beyonce
Most likely to write beautiful things and eat pizza and have puppiesssss~~*!!
Most likely to faint when Beyonce is mentioned
Most friendly while also having summa dat sass.
Most likely to take the world by storm through any way she wants because she is
fantastic/magical/lovely.
Most likely to become a comedian.
Most likely to have a library computer lab named after her
Most Rihanna-like (Or is it Beyonce...?)
Most resembles Janel Monae
be based
have a boss website
marry based god
Sassiest
Most likely to meet Beyonce
Megumi
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Most adorable laugh
Staffer Gumi is most likely to design her own brand of bubble-gum
Best laugh and most fun to tease
Most likely to be always playing kpop.
cutest nickname aka megumes
Most likely to surprise you at the amount of K-pop she knows.
most jack-of-all-trades. This girl can do it all when it comes to journalism!
Most likely to be write a book
Best at sledding without snow
make good sushi best gummi (nom nom)
be the cutest staff member for ever and ever
Best laugh
Win an award for the cutest laugh.
Best nicknames!!
most likely to start an irish/asian hip hop band called the Rolling Four Leaf Clovers
Best laugh
Best at having a sweetheart named Kacper!!
Most likely to win a best laugh contest.
Cutest laugh
Cutest smile.
be absolutely adorable forever
be famous for her giggle trademark laugh
What do I write for myself...
Most likely to be cute and smart forever
Brittani
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Most abusive to smiley face balloons
Staffer Brittani is most likely to ascend into the heavens and become a deity- both destroyer and
creator.
Best at typing out well-timed captions on videos
Most likely to say something funny.
most like erin weathers
Most likely to be editor in chief
best at making fun of Mr. Bergman. <3
Most likely to become YouTube famous
Most random become a comedian
funniest person on staff
legally change her name to Blang-Blang "Two Chainz the 2nd" Langland
Wackiest personality in the best way possible.
Most likely to teach a cow to drink milk from its own udders. NO OTHER AWARDS ARE NEEDED.
Best at finding weird YouTube videos
most likely to be dripping in swag for the rest of her life
Best Microsoft Paint-edited photos
BLANG BLANG person I am most sure will still be cool in the next decade.
Most gangsta.
Strangest
Most likely to steal One Direction
Most likely to start a dance party at a random point in the day
Best dancer
Most likely to become a rapper.
Most likely to start a dance party
Most silently awesome (Like a shark)
watch every 'NSYNC music video ever made
create the next pop sensation song/rap
make music videos for beyonce
Most Bro
Most likely to become famous through her youtube videos
Kaitlyn
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Small but mighty
Kaityln is most likely to win the lotto
Most detail-oriented/likely to have functional OCD :)
Most likely to be the sweetest.
most likely to marry harry styles (erin weathers placed second in this category)
Most real. It's a compliment.
most tolerant, and most adaptable. You are so easy to work with, you write great reviews and
you are a fantastic designer to boot. I'm so glad you joined staff!
Most likely t become famous
Best at writing music reviews
be an artists manager
most luscious long hair
become a CD reviewer for Rolling Stone
Most fantastic taste (Ann Taylor Loft buddy!!!)
Most sarcastic.
Most likely to become a basketball star
Awesomest at collaborating with LUSHIA!!! #kaitlynandlushiaissue
most likely to marry Harry Styles
Least likely to become a professional basketball player
Best hair, smallest feet, best reviews, most consistent, etc etc etc
Most likely to grow up to be a world famous music critic. lolz
this is me i am not making an award for myself
Most organized.
Most likely mini Me Most adorable and hard working continue being the best reviewer
go to Hogwarts
be my imaginary girlfriend
Best taste in music
Most likely to marry a member of one direction while reviewing their albums
Alyssa
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Prettiest hair color
Staffer Alyssa is most likely to redefine bread
Best at being professional, flexible but not lax, while organizing people in a group
Most likely to be the spiciest ginger on Staff. Zing!
most likely to always be nice
Most likely to be nice when I don't deserve it.
most sweet. Honestly, you're one of the most kind people I've ever met.
Most likely to be an Olympic runner
Most laid back
Do really well.
most likely to be the best elementary teacher ever have ginger children Best commentary on
whatever is going on around her.
Most kind.
Most red
Kindest person on staff
most likely to become a hair model
Best hair
Second best at validating my weakness for gingers.
Most beautiful person I went to elementary school with.
Sweetest.
Sweetest
Prettiest hair.
Most likely to have ginger children
The one who works when everyone else is dancing
have the best red hair ever
be an amazing athlete
be awesome
Best at making cookies and filming Megumi "sled"
Most likely to have nice hair
Hannah Merrill
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Most likely to win the prettiest hair award
Best smile
most likely to star in a scary movie about a beautiful figure skaters who secretly kills her
enemy's with her skating blade
best at killing it as a first year editor. Well done!
Best story teller.
Best story teller. I appreciate her stories.
Most beautiful hair.
Most likely to live in France
have blonde hair
Best smile :)
Most consistent. She went to all of those school board meetings. Yah.
Become a hobo.
cutest ice skater
surprise me with her selfies
Most grown-up. So profesh.
best face
Most likely to laugh.
Best picture faces
Most likely to be able to speak French and have people understand her
be in a panteene pro v ad
be an amazing skater
Most likely to French
Best at being sugar-sweet in an understated way
Hannah Merrill is most likely to break the scan-tron machine by being so correct the sheet flies
through and tears up the inside of the machine.
Most adorable blonde XD
always look super cute
Most likely to be a rapper
Katie
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most likely to be a chipmunk
Most tree-like
most likely to create a new snow cone flavor called "Katie's bubbly fizz" it taste like swag
most likely to make me want to write an entire paragraph of compliments. Also, she wins the
most friendly and best smile awards!
Best at dressing just like me by accident.
Most likely to work too hard.
Most likely to be mother Theresa
beat me at typing
Most likely to have a million friends!
Best listener - she never judges you harshly, no matter what you tell her. She's the best. Also,
she does a great job for it being her first day at Fareway. ;)
Find a magical unicorn and domesticate.
most likely to never be mean
win the world nicest person contest
BEST BAMBI BEST KATIE BEST BABY BEST BEST!!!!
most sweet
Most likely to be a sweetheart.
Best French girl host.
Most likely to remind me of a bunny (in a good way)
move to France
become a saint
Most likely to do all of the work for our photo story.
Nicest girl in the world.
Most likely to be hiding a wicked sense of humor
Staffer Katie is most likely to discover the makeup of dark matter.
Sweetest person ever
keep being the most kind and helpful person ever
Most likely to be found watching Harry Potter
Amelia
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Most likely to be president
Most optimistic about everything
most likely to join a motorcycle gang called the "Flaming Wings II"
most likely to achieve whatever goals she sets. Also, she deserves about a billion awards
which include most perfect, most kind and most ethical!
(me)
Katie's twin
Most likely to be too smart.
Most likely to be president
become a member of the White House Cabinet
Most thoughtful
Most ethical. She always knows what has to be done and what way.
Most productive.
most likely to appear in my dreams because you are my dream girl
be a lady president
Baby Mels, you are the light of my life. Most likely to join the superteam Marshall/Egeland
and change the world while wooing every male in a 200 mile radius.
most successful
Most likely to work in the White House.
Best at copy-editing
Most likely to become the spokesperson for a skincare company because she has beautiful
porcelain skin
First female president
have a crazy sweet debate award
Most likely to fall in love with Kai Yan
Most likely to be on the Supreme Court.
Most likely to be someone vital in a corporation
Amelia is most unlikely to swear unless required to by Angels in America
Best at helping everyone with everything
BE THE SMARTEST MOST SUCCESSFUL PERSON EVER
Most likely to be a professional writer with Brenna
Hannah Muellerleile
 Most likely to be called "ofulet but smangy"
 Most Mysterious
 Best confused face
 most likely to become a time traveler
 most likely to design for any magazine she darn well desires. Also, most model for those
beautiful senior photos.
 Most creative/hipster in the true sense of the word (if one still exists...)
 Most creative
 Most talented staffer and most likely to be the editor in chief had she started a year earlier
and was staying next year.
 Most likely to live in a hipster town
 be quiet but smangy
 Most creative
 Best at forcing me to work out (quite a talent.) I'm still panting from running up all those
stairs in Burge.
 Become a famous model. You gorg gurl.
 most likely to have a cow named Hannah Moo
 continue to be the most beautiful person i know, also become a wizardwitch and fly fly away
 Best trooper for putting up with some truly horrific superlatives. Best pseudo-senior.
 coolest last name ever
 (i'm not doing one for myself.)
 Best hair
 Most likely to eat healthy foods
 Marry a beautiful man and be rich af
 design for some fabulous magazine
 most maybe likely to be a senior but not actually or something
 Most likely to become a fashion designer.
 Most likely to be on the cover of a magazine
 Hannah Mueluerlieluerlieli is most likely to break
 Best at taking photos and designs and BEING AWESOME A BOTH
 be gorgeous
 Most likely to get a five on the AP french test
Aileen
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Most Likely to become a Doctor Who companion
Most likely to give you a hug
most likely to become a freaky fresh hip hop dancer, who stars in all of Beyonces music
videos
most likely to be sorely missed next year. Also, most likely to dance for SAB, ABT or some
other incredible company.
Bestest ballerina.
Most likely to become a Beauxbatons dancer at Harry Potter World
Most likely to be a Doctor Who companion that destroys the Weeping Angels.
Most likely to be famous
become a professional ballerina
Best at organizing ads
Best TV show choices. (British TV and Psych!)
Most kind/understanding.
most likely to be a backup dancer for beyonce
be da boss uh da markitteng industre
Best at hiding a love of dance lol jk but happiest and most good-natured person I've ever
met.
best businesswoman (profesh)
Most likely to cheer you up.
Most fangirly.
Become a professional dancer
forget to do everything *cough cough this survey*
Most sat next to me first tri
The nicest person to have around. She can do everything well and she does it with a smile.
Most likely to become a ballerina in New York.
Most likely to be on Broadway
Aileen is most likely to pull a fire alarm during a tornado, just to watch the world burn
Most Starkid Obsessed!!!!!!! Also, BEST AT BEING VOLDEMORT!!!
be a professional ballerina
Most likely to be a dancer
Blake
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Most Likely the cutest
The best of Drew with a conscious
most likely to raise a herd of alpaca, move to Sweden, and yodel throughout the mountains
most enthusiastic!! Also, best rapper on staff ... and probably in Iowa.
Most excitable.
Most swag
Most likely to be the cutest and friendliest staffer.
Most likely to be a democratic candidate
flin-flon
Most fashionable
Best at making everyone feel appreciated
Best friend of the sunshine of life.
most likely to be my husband
not know what to say about himself
Most Kennedy-esque. Fifa's your Marilyn, and Erin's your Jackie O. Most likely to turn into
Chris from the food tour.
most handsome ;)
Most likely to die of malnutrition because he has a diet that consists solely of chicken and
tortillas.
Best socks
Most likely to actually be a social experiment
marry me;)
be famous for his tennis photos
Most puppy
Most likely to become a superstar tennis player.
Most likely to have a huge group of friends in college
Blake is most likely to reveal himself as a superhero
#Swaggiest
be the nicest, smartest, most sincere person and also have great shoes.
Most likely to be found studying art history at Stanford
Frannie
 Most likely to take over the business world
 Most silent worker
 most likely to have christmas in canada next year, also
she has swag
 best dimples!
 Best working-behind-the-scenes staffer
 Best at working behind the scenes
 Most likely to have the most friends.
 franny-fran fran award
 Most likely to text the most
 Best at getting last minute ad contracts
 Become a model.
 most likely to wear cat eye makeup
 look cool
 Best at laughing at my culturally insensitive descriptions.
Thank you.
 most helpful
 Most likely to have great makeup everyday.
 Best pants
 Prettiest eyes
 sell lots of ads
 Most likely to own her own business.
 Best at doing work behind the scenes
 Staffer Fran-Fran is most likely to live in San-Fran
 Best at being on Twitter for the whole class period
 be sassy and have a great tan
 Most likely to be a satirical writer
Jordan
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Most likely to be a sassmaster
Most Shaft-like (Original movie. Not the remake)
most likely to catch every pokemon
most likely to marry Fiona of course.
Best IHSSA 2011 partner ever. (debate thing)
Most likely to be a rapper
Most diplomatic.
Most likely to be awesome
work at jimmy john's this summer because that's actually what you are going to do
Best at being practical
Most unique sense of creativity. To be "Jordan-creative" one must come up with quirky story
ideas and column headlines
Most chill.
cutest jewish boy xoxo
become a human chia pet
Best at reminding me to put Find Nice Jewish Boy at the top of my Life Goals list.
best passive jokes
Most likely to be on Team Swole.
Best model
learn chinese
be the ultimate frisbee champ
Most most
Most likely to become a doctor.
Best taste in music (thanks for liking Ratatat!)
Jordan is most likely that one guy that inexplicably appears in the background of every
important picture or news broadcast.
Lamest ideas for non-senior awards
become an actual geisha.
Most likely to be a professional debater
Velarchana
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Most likely to tower over me
Most difficult name to agree on a nickname
most likely to milk a cow
best hair on staff.
Cutest/sweetest/nicest staffer.
Hardest working
Most likely to become a great mom.
Most likely to give back to everyone and everything
prettiest hair
Kindest person ever!
Sweetest personality. You can’t feel awkward or unliked around her.
Be human.
most likely to be a princess
be the queen of my dreams
Tallest, most beautiful, best hair, sweetest, most forgiving, best in
general okay
most beautiful potential model ever
Most likely to have the most beautiful smile.
Most tall
Most likely to become a model
have a hamster
have the coolest braid in town
Most likely to model!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Most likely to become a model.
Best at getting things done
Staffer Velarchana is most likely to bring peace to the middle-east
Hardest-to-spell name
have the longest most beautiful hair every
Leela
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most likely to become a famous artist
Most amazing artwork omg I can't even
Best listener 4eva
most likely to be the best person in the world, oh wait, SHE ALREADY IS!!!!!!!!!
most likely to have artwork worth billions of dollars.
Quickest worker.
Best artist in the world!
Most likely to become famous for making Pixar movies and being a doctor of all kinds.
Most likely to be a famous artist
best artist duh
nicest person on staff
Most likely to become a famous artist
Best snuggler and food sharer - even when you're contagious
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME THE MOST FAMOUS, CRAZY TALENTED ARTIST. Who am I kidding,
you already are.
most likely to be an international diplomat expressing herself through art and kind words
win all of the art things
You are too good for us. We are mere mortals.
best artist of my entire life
Most likely to be the most respectable person on Staff.
Best artist and at everything artistic.
Most likely to illustrate a really good children's book about rabbits
be an artist
be a crazy supermegafoxyawesomehott artist
Most likely to art
Most likely to have her art in the Louvre.
()_()
(^_^)
o(____)
Staffer Leela is most likely to own a jetback
BEST GODDESS OF ART EVER
have a museum created just to display her art
Most likely to be good at everything
Pombie
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most likely to become a hoarder
Most squirrel-like
most likely to become a rabbit, living off of only carrots and swag
most spunky ... and most gerbil.
Most crazy (in a good way! sort of...) :)
Best 5th grade typing partner
Most likely to live the longest.
Most likely to be An Olympic runner and amazing writer
the coolest award
Best at A&E
Hippest dance moves
Become an interpretive dancer.
most likely to be a hoarder
move to porto, portugal and chill and also become crazay
Best mold cultivator.
best at revamping the arts section
Most likely to walk while undulating her body in a weird dance move.
Best K-Pop friend. Everybody PLEASE starting listening to that stuff.
Most likely to not wash her vegetables before eating them
become the first actual sass master
have the curliest, most envious hair
Most likely to run sometimes
Most likely to win a huge marathon.
Best at being pumped up
Staffer Pombie is most likely to be the next Steve Jobs (doesn't mean she
has to die)
Best taste in music
become a hoarder of dirty dishes and sweatshirts
Most likely to be an olympic runner
Juliann
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most likely to have a stable job
Most motherly
Most amazing at everything
most likely to cure cancer
best ponytail.
Best leader.
Most adorable, sweetest, and wonderful person in the world!
Most hygienic.
Most likely to save the world
prettiest chicka on staff
Easiest person to talk to
Best at being a freak underneath. Thank god for your crazy ways. My oddness has found a
food source in you, my friend. :)
Become some super powerful, famous, rich, perfect person.
most likely to be in the tiger club
make the next harry potter
Best ponytail. Best at being secretly an awful, terrible, hilarious, violent person. Favorite.
best EIC ever <3 jooge
Most likely to be under appreciated. Girl, you rock.
BEST BEST BEST BEST Editor-in-chief
Most likely to be very cute <3 <3 <3
own a turtle
succeed at EVERYTHING
Most likely to write for the New York Times.
Most likely to open up a missionary someday
Juliann is most likely to be successful family-oriented small business owner who prides herself
on her guns that shoot crosses. She will own a bald eagle named small-government.
Most thoughtful
become an editor in chief at a national newspaper
Most likely to be the nicest person you've met
Abbie
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most likely to be my favorite
Most efficient
most likely to punch anyone who messes with her at college
most likely to save her college roommate.
Best conversationalist.
Most bubbly
Most likely to go to Heaven.
Most likely to solve everyone's problems
become an FBI agent and then a missionary all while raising a mix of her own offspring and
adoptive children successfully. She will be the best mother ever.
Best at getting work done quickly
Best at getting people's attention
Most bada**y.
most likely to help you out if you need help or to even give you a hug because she is nice
be a bada** and beat people up, when she is asked if guilty she will respond "bi**h i might
be"
Best at loving Frese more than Jesus.
most mature, tolerant, and flexible person
Most likely to be hella sassy, but also hella sweet.
Best cutout person.
Most likely to go to church
Be the COOLEST PERSON ALIVE
capture an alien spaceship with her boss photography skillz
Most likely to go to church
Most likely to be a lawyer.
Most likely to help in a stressful situation
Abbie is most likely to be a real sushi-lady
Most likely to marry Mr. Frese
continue to be the most bada** ever
Most likely to be famous
Tyler
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Most likely to wear cute clothes
Most baby-vosh-ish
most likely to find a hunky foreign guy when she visits the
Galapagos
most motivated and most improved.
Most likely to still be Baby Voss.
Most likely to be Baby Voss forever
Most likely to be underutilized.
This is me...
have a guy's name
Most trendy
Coolest back page designs
Most beautifoooooooooool.
most likely to have such a fun time on the galapagos trip
face morph with me all day
Best at not wanting us to be friends with her brother.
baby
Most likely to have amazing hair.
Silent but mighty (?)
Most likely to continue to get good haircuts
always have good clothes
have the cutest style
Most likely
Most likely to become the CEO of a major company.
Best at being self-contained
Staffer Tyler is most likely to be make babby
Best sense of humor
have great shorts
Most likely to be really cute
Shirley
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most likely Vera Wang's daughter
Most classy
most likely to star on Disneys new hit television series "Hot Asian Gurl By Day, French Burgler
By Night"
most sweetest!
Most likely to be a fashion model in Paris.
Most likely to be a fashion model in Paris. Very Parisenne (is that spelled right? I don't know...)
Most likely to marry a rich and famous stud.
Most likely to marry a Dellos
the cutest outfits eva, girl
Most likely to have the most clothes
Best at dressing so well it kills me. Gurl, you so coordinated!
Become a famous fashionista/model/awesome person.
most likely to kill someone with her cuteness
marry adam and i live in their house
Best at getting in trouble with Madame. Best at loving my nicknames. Best.
Most likely to get a job as a designer at a magazine.
Most designy and musical-y
Cutest outfits
best laugh
be a fashion designer
create the next "in" design
Most likely to design things
Most likely to go on a world tour as a ghetto fabulous rapper.
Most likely to be on a fashion show
Staffer Shirley is most likely to become an immensely wealthy oil magnate who owns a series
of wells in Saudi Arabia and Dubai. The company will be known as Wang Enterprises.
Cutest
continue designing beautiful pages
Most likely to work for a magazine
Erin
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most likely to be the best
Most random swaggy everything girl #jeah
most likely to become Dr. Steve Brule in her second life
most likely to write for Parks and Rec one day.
Cutest face.
Coolest blue hair. Jeah.
Most likely to win America's Next Top Model and become rich and successful.
Most likely to be famous
wear funky crazy cool clothing
Best at coming up with article titles
Best at being lovable - I literally don't know of a single person who dislikes you. You're so
sweet and one if a kind
Become a street mobster/gangster.
join me as a model/wife/child bearer
Most likely to get mad when Demps Sum and I get smangin'
best outfits
Most likely to jeah.
Best hair.
Most likely to marry a rich Catholic boy and have a very swaggie lifestyle
own cats
have awesome hair
Most likely to minnesota
Most swag.
Most likely to be generous in food
Erin is most likely to convince Somalian pirates to just relax
Best clothing choices. Ever.
always have the best style
Most likely to be well dressed
Frank
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most likely to get all the chics in college
most likely to photograph for Nat Geo! Get it, boi!
Most under-appreciated.
Most likely to take cover shots for Time magazine.
Best sports photos
Most likely to be a famous photographer
let me eat the quesadilla crusts because Frank doesn't like the crusts
Best at taking sport pictures
Best at being open with everyone. He's never two-faced
Become a famous photographer.
most likely to mix up beyonce and rihanna
be published
Frankieieeieieeee
tolerant person who is super chill and nice to everyone
Most Frank.
photograph for some awesome magazine
Most likely to get mad when someone who isn't me calls him Frankie
Most likely to have his photos in the magazines sometime.
Most likely to have an accident in an exotic country
Born in 1872 at Pokrovskoye in Siberia to a peasant family, Frank's
limited education left him without the ability to either read or write.
Even at a young age he earned himself such a reputation for devoted
debauchery that his actual name of Grigory Yefimovich Novykh was
replaced with the surname 'Frank' - Russian for 'debauched one'.
Having undergone a form of religious conversion while aged 18 Frank
embraced the Khlysty sect. Happily for Frank (given his reputation)
the sect preached the notion that the closest relationship to God
could best be achieved while exhausted from prolonged sexual
engagements. Frank married at age 19, to Proskovia Fyodorovna, who
bore him four children. Unsettled, Frank left his wife and travelled,
variously to Greece and Jerusalem, where he established a reputation
(self-created) as a holy man.
Best at petting other people's hair
Most likely to be a photographer