LEONARD TUSHNET, M.D. THE MEDICINE MEN $2 The Myth of Quality Medical Care in America Today Reprinted in full from the hardcover edition. ~l THE MEDICINE MEN The Myth of Quality Medical Care in America Today LEONARD TUSHNET, M.D. Contents I Mirror, Mirror On the Wall I II The Visitation 7 III The Name of the Rose 9 IV The Sacred Precincts 14 V History and Physical 17 VI The Oracles 18 VII A Commercial Note 24 VIII Members of One Body 25 IX The Pow-Wow 51 x In The Medical Staff Lounge ~3 XI The Bubbling Cauldron 54 XII Advice From an Infidel 60 Copyright 1971 by Leonard Tushnet ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Library of Congress Catalogue #78-166194 Manufactured in the United States of America No part of this book may be reproduced without permission in writing from the publisher. Reprinted by CONSUMER EDUCATION RESEARCH GROUP under special arrangement with St. Martin's Press Mirror, Mirror on the Wall "It is as fatal as it is cowardly to blink facts because they are not to our taste." -John Tyndall, Science and Man The purpose of this book is to give you a candid look at the practice of medicine and some of its practitioners in America today. It is a view from the inside. Doy~t get the idea, however, that it will be an attack on a Noble Profession. It won't be. Not unless the truth can be construed as an attack. This will not be an expose' of the horrors committed in the name of science-I leave that to the philosophers and the antivivisection societies. Neither will it be a Sickroom Confidential written under an assumed name to protect the guilty-that belongs to Doctors, X Y and Z. Nor will it be the Maria Monkish inside story of what goes on behind the closed doors of the consulting room-that's for the lady novelists and Hollywood. I merely hold the mirror up to nature. De te, fabula -which is a fancy way of saying, "Here you are. Take a good look, and what are you going to do about it?" Because this book is not only about doctors. It's about their patients, too. Without the latter the former couldn't ride around in Cadillacs (or, if they are rich enough and no longer feel the need to impress their patients, in tiny cheap foreign cars). They couldn't afford the long vacations to Europe and the cruises to Bermuda and the expensive country clubs and the private schools for their children and the multiple-carat diamond rings for their wives. The laborer is worthy of his hire and when be works he should get paid, but once in a while his employer might ask himself, "Am I getting my money's worth? Do I really need this guy around? Can't I get along without him?" Sure, he (and you) can-to some extent. It would be a good thing for the doctors, too. They'd spend less time worrying about the stock market and how to cir 2 The Medicine Men cumvent government-supervised medicine and they'd have more time to enlarge their souls by contemplating exactly what they're doing-and why. Not that doctors are any more venal than the rest of the population; on the whole they're less so, but they're more conspicuous. I said-to some extent. You can't get along entirely without doctors. You need one when your child has a high fever, when you've broken a leg, when your wife has a bellyache-but you don't need a doctor because it's the style to have one. You need a doctor the same as you need a plumber for stopped-up drains, a roofer for a leaky roof, or a television repair man for snow on the screen. You need him as you need any skilled craftsman. Which means that you don't need one who carries out a mystic ritual in pompous regalia, who hides his mental indolence under the mask of science, who struts like a god amongst mere humans. I'm in a position to talk about doctors, a better position than that of the medical bureaucrats or the social reformers. I had a sound medical education at University and Bellevue Hospital Medical College, and I was a general practitioner, a family doctor who actually made house calls for tli-irty-five years. I started my practice in a typical American working class neighborhood: Germans, Poles, Jews, Ukrainians, Italians and Irish. The neighborhood slowly changed: echt Amerikaners, Negroes, began to move in and the others moved out. My practice changed, too. From treating workingmen and their families I graduated, because the next generation had greater opportunities, to treating white-collar workers and junior executives, and then their bosses. I have had a real millionaire as a patient plus a few semimillionaires. I've been paid by Emergency Relief chits, welfare slips, Medicare forms, good and bad checks, and best of all, by cash. You might say (if you don't mind that eloquent clich6-I've nothing against cliche's because they're great timesavers: they prevent wear and tear on the brain) that my patients ran (puffed, grunted, or wheezed) the gamut from very rich to very poor. One thing they had in common. They were sick, and they reacted to sickness in the same way, not even mutatis mutandis, which I'm not going to bother to translate. Look it up if you want to. You might as well learn some Latin so you'll be one up on your doctor. Contrary to common opinion, he knows little of that classic language. I have lived through the days when pneumonia was treated by serum when it was available, and when it was not, by the liberal use of mustard plasters, expectorants, and prayers to St. Jude. Plus diligent watching, of course. You remember that Sir Luke Fildes painting, "The Doctor"? You've probably seen a steel engraving of it in your doctor's office. It shows a sentimental scene: a bearded doctor N,,ith top liat and wing couar is holding his chin in contemplation of a sleeping (or dying) child lying on an inipron-ised I)ed made of two chairs, while the father looks %acantly hopeful at the doctor and pats his wife's shoulder. I have often wondered what the doctor is thinking about. Certainly not about the comfort of the child restiiig on those backbreaking chairs. Nor about the %-altie of the medicine he's just given, because if the child has diphtheria or pneumonia or any other likeln- illness, he knows the medicine didn't do any goocl. 1'%-e come to the conclusion that the doctor is just -,%-atcliiiig, watching being standard in Victorian medical rittial. I was on the scene when sulfanilamide turned pa,tients blue, antibiotics gave them uncontrollable diarrhea, and cortisone changed skiiiii-,- N-.omen into florid elephants. I have observed plastic surgery become respectable and syphilis mentionable. I have seen appendectomies go out of style, titerine suspensions frowned on, and focal infections poohpoohed, and I have seen new fads take their place: hysterectomies, lumbar sympathectomies for the treatment of high blood pressure, and heart val,~,e stirger,%-. So what does all that prove? That I lived a long time? That as a result of delivering babies, N,,riting prescriptioiis for nervous stomachs, and opening boils I have become a I)eiiign Old Doc willing to gin-e the benefit of his experience to a bunch of opeiiniotithed neophytes (patiei)ts as well as doctors)? No. The great patliologist Virchow once said that some doctors make the saiite mistake for twenty years and call that experience. Not me. You get along the best N-,-aN- you can. All I'm trying to do in this book is tell %-oti the facts. The rest is lip to you. Don't get the idea that I'm a disgruntled hack who couldn't make a living in the practice of medicine and who now hollers that the grapes NN-ere sotir and who wanted them aiix,waN~? Not at all. I have retired (amidst the tears of my patients) to live on an adequate income derin,ed from my practice. A little whisper-my fees slowly climbed from two dollars for an office visit to a magnificent fi\,e, and from three dollars to six for house calls (I made them!). I am a living demonstration that a doctor can get rich according to the laws of classical economics when a huge demand exceeds a very limited supply. There's very little advice in this book. It is strictly .%I fryL'Pf At irror on the %%'all infoc-,iti,-,tial, the information having been distilled n% and .-otir, blood, sweat, tears, urine, sputum ~-Aher more or less unmentionable exereta. My hope -on %, ttlat % -ill use the information to become an educ.ated consumer, to become less credulous of what doctors sa%-. and to become a disbeliever in the doctrine of medical infallibility. 1-,x)k iii the niirror of medical practice. See what's there Niax-I)e the next time your hand gets the itch to ,-otir pet phvsician you'll put calamine lotion on .t iTi(! (to something more excitiiag, like makii-ig love or (liml)iniz a mountain. Maybe the next time you visit N otir (I(x:tor, %-ou'll look at him with eyes unclouded bv Afft-t tioii and with the skepticism of one who no loi-iger !wlie%es in magic you'll think about what he proposes to do No scieiitific discussion would be complete without (IiNtr,t(.-tiiig footnotes. Those you'll find in this I)ook are ;,-)r the iiidiniduals who can't possibly believe the refleetioii in the mirror. There are also digressions, mostly for fun. And a number of anecdotes. Doctors love aiiecdotes. Some are sad, some are hilarious, but always, always they're true. -Now i)roceed to your medical educatioi-i. 2. First let's take a very broad view of what medical practice is supposed to do, then zoom in on what it actually does, and then look at close-ups of what happens when you're sick. Because, after all, you are not a statistic. You are a human being with hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions. You want to know what's the best that can be done for you and %%-bo's going to do that best. As a citizen of the richest democracy in the world, yoi-i're entitled to know that. Regardless of your wishes, from the remote vantage point of the demographer you are part of his statistics. So--let's see how you fare in that role. Since we are the richest nation in the world, it fol1,)\N-s that the United States of America should have the fii-iest technology and the most advanced sciences. We should be able to afford the best of everything, no matter %%-hat the cost. We should have the best medical men in the world. It certainly looks that way. Foreign graduates in medicine flock to our hospitals and to our training centers to learn the latest techniques of diagnosis and treatment. Our pharmaceutical companies have branches all over the globe. With all the advan 3 tages money can buy we should be the healthiest nation in the world. Right? Wrong! Truth is stranger than fiction, but not so popular. We're spending the money, all right. In 1937 the budget of the National Institute of Health included less than $150,000 for subsidies of biomedical research in university hospitals. Ten years later that figure rose to a million dollars. In 1965 more than a billion dollars was distributed in support of medical research. From 1937 to 1967 the cost of the intramural research program of the National Institute of Health alone rose from about $350,000 to ninety million dollars. Besides that, nonfederal support of medical research increased ten times since the end of World War 11. The total consumer spending on health care soared from $19.1 billion in 1960 to $31.3 billion in 1966. It went up to $42.6 billion in 1969, according to the Office of Business Economics of the U.S. Department of Commerce. As a nation we're not stingy-that's for sure-when it comes to laying out money for our health. What have we got to show for all that cash? Not too much. For the past two decades there has been a steady leveling off in actual health progress, maybe even a slight deterioration in comparison with the rest of the world. The life expectancy at birth for niales was 66.6 years in 1959; in 1970 it was 67.0 years. Ditring those eleven years we dropped from thirteenth to twenty-second on the world Est. Norway's rate went tip to 71.4 in the same time, and Canada's from 67.4 to 68.4. In this country the life expectancy of females rose from 72.7 years to 74.2, but women did 13etter throughout the rest of the world; we barely managed to hold on to seventh place. Actually, a man of forty can expect to live only about four years longer than did his grandfather in 1900; a man of sixty can anticipate only an added year and a half over what he coul(I have lived in 1900. Furthermore, there is no way of de --rmining how much of even this small gain is due to better medical care or to improvement in housing, sanitation, and general living standards. A mathematical paradox is hidden in the statistics. The saving of infants from exhausting diarrhea and the prevention of death from diphtheria in small children will add years to a longevity table but not to the life of a grown man. For example, a male child born today has a chance of living 191,/, years longer than if he were born in 1900, but a man of forty today might live only eight years longer than if he were forty in 1900. The World Health Organization of the United Nations gives the death rate per 100,000 persons (from 4 The Medicine Men disease only) in the United States as 85.8 in 1965, an increase over the 83.7 in 1963. We lag behind Japan, Northern Ireland, Yugoslavia and Greece-all not very rich countries-but at least we're ahead of Colombia and the Philippines. If we take one disease by itselfcancer of the skin, for example-in England the rate per 100,000 persons dropped from 21.4 to 19.3, but in the United States it rose from 22.1 to 23.5 in the same period (1955 to 1964). And if we look at how we are caring for our mentally ill children, the picture is even worse. The National Institute of Health reports that in the year 1966 (the last year for which accurate reports are available) 1,400,000 children needed psychiatric care, but fewer than 500,000-about a thirdreceived it. That's enough for statistics. If you want more or want to check on mine, I refer you to Dr. David M. Rutstein's book, The Coming Revolution in Medicine, Cambridge, 1967. What does a little sober reflection demonstrate? For one thing, maybe it's not the amount of money the country spends on health that's important. The Pharoahs poured gold and silver into the building of the pyramids, and their engineering feats were marvelous, but to what end? In 1910, a medical joke (?) goes, a patient had a fifty-fifty chance of benefiting by seeing a doctor. Is he much better off today? The tools of the medical trade are finer, the conjurations more logical and the herbs tastier, but the approach of death seems to be about as fast. In this country the majority of men do not reach even the Biblical three-score-and-ten. Maybe it's time to see if we're getting full value for our money. Maybe we ought to get rid of our comfortable misconceptions about how well our doctors treat us. First, let's get rid of some of our nationalistic arrogance. Wealth is not a necessary companion of wisdom. American biologists did not discover penicillin-an Englishman did. American engineers did not develop the artificial kidney-a Dutchman did. American chemists did not synthesize the phenothiazines-a Frenchman did. I have no desire to denigrate the accomplishments of American science. I merely state the facts. Necessity may be the mother of invention, but money is certainly no relation. Millions of dollars are raised here(not counting the tax money spent for the same purpose) for research, prevention and treatment of a dozen or more diseases by private foundations. Of the oldest, the National Tuberculosis Association, one weH known doctor has noted that "the sad fact remains that the National Tuberculosis Association has contributed relatively lit tle to the fight against tuberculosis."' According to him, the public is deluded when it thinks that its massive contributions have any substantial effect on the control or alleviation of muscular dystrophy, cystic fibrosis, or any of the other diseases used for fund raising. The full details, for example, of the Salk vaccine fiasco can be found in Dr. LaSagna's book on page 150. After the general use of the Sabin vaccine and the virtual disappearance of poliomyelitis from the United States, did the polio foundation fold up? No, sir. It changed its name and its purpose-to research in arthritis and birth defects. Old foundations evidently don't die; they merely metamorphose themselves. The amount of money the foundations collect and spend is far out of proportion to the good they do. To ask for more money is to make the assumption that lack of funds is the only bottleneck in research. That is not trite. It is the dearth of fruitful ideas that's the trouble. And remember that the heavy hand of entrenched blireatieracy is strengthened by the lifting of moneybags. For example, the possibility of a viral cause for cancer was pooh-poohed for years because of the bias of pathologists that cancer was a single disease sui generis. Since pathologists, the doctors who -make microscopic studies of tissues, were the final arbiters in the sttidy of cancer, it took a long time to overcome their influence. Today most researchers into cancer have come to agree that the answer to the cancer problem may lie in the field of immunization to that dread disease. Pouring money into specific areas of research is not necessarily the way to stay healthy. Witness the cool response of responsible scientists to President Nixon's proposal for a Manhattan Project against cancer. Another wasteful expenditure is the proliferation of highly specialized medical agencies. Hyperbaric chambers, cardiac surgery teams, and radioactive isotope laboratories are only a few of the many services that spring up in communities where the need for such services is very limited and where modern transportation has done away with isolation. Although doctors are the advisors and pushers of such projects, they are not always the originators thereof. Citizens filled with civic pride and hospital trustees seeking glory are partners in the crime of building and equipping structures when similar facilities exist only a few miles down the highway. And then, of course, it becomes necessary to in I Dr. Louis LaSagna, The Doctor's Dilemma, Harper & Bros., New York, 1962, p. 154. Mirror, Mirror on the Wall form the ,-,-orld (or at least the neighbors) about the forNN-ard-looking hospital administration, a sure winner in the medical one-upmanship game. So-public relations firms are hired, publicitv campaigns are started, and ever so ethically the peopie are informed about the wonders being performed daily at St. Moses General Hospital. If connections are good enough, maybe a Senator or a President's wife will come for treatment -at no cost to them, of course. The cost will be borne by the taxpayers and the other patients. Actually the need for such facilities is sharply limited, as low as one to a citn-, a county or even a state, in some cases. Too much research and too much overbuilding ii.crease the costs of medical care but do not improve the quality of what is delivered to you. That final stage , the direct jol) of the doctor. But a liealer implies a patieiit to be bealed, and the relationship is dialectic, oi-ie reactiiig on the other. I'm going to tell you about the doctors, but that means that I'll be talking about patients, too. It takes two to tango. Americans are used to the concepts of rapid progress and equally rapid obsolescence. If it's new it must be better. That's why the medical reporter is so breathless. He tries to be first w-ith the drama of every suppo, d breakthrough (horrible word!) in the cure and pre-,,eiition of disease. He I)tiilds t-ip folk heroes like Dr. Salk and Dr. Barnard. Patients come to the doctor's office clutching their clippiiigs and demanding the latest treatnieiit. "I can pay," they say, and pay they do. Patients have the illusion that doctors are beneficent purveyors of the best that science can offer to maintain health and cure disease. We live in a democracy wheretheoretically all men are equal and equally entitled to life and happiness. If there's a drug or treatment available for a tycoon, it should be available for a tire salesman. I remember vividly a young girl who came to me with her teenager magazine folded to the page describing the virtues of skin abrasion for acne. The article told how painless was the treatment, how deft were the operators and how miraculous the results. Nothing I could say could convince her that her acne was insignificant and didn't warrant such drastic therapy. The four pimples on her chin and the solitary pitted mark near her right ear loomed up to her like the landscape of the moon. Then I showed her the medical journal in which the treatment was described in detail, together with all the coiitraindicatioiis and possible complications. She shook her head. "Doctor, mv Aiiiit Cecelia loaiied me four hundred dollars. What I want to know is-do you think that will be enough?" Do you think that the treatment changed the poor self-image she had of herself? Not on your life! Worse are the pathetic souls who have been nursing a relative with terminal cancer. "I read in the papers that at the Mayo Ciiiiic (or the Lahey Clinic or New York Memorial Hospital) they foui-id a new medicine that's injected into the ve~ITs and it cures the cancer." They haven't read that at all. They've wanted to read it and they've misinterpreted a sometimes none-toocautious comment about current research. They borrow money, they impoverish their families, they plague their astors until tliev'x-e gathered together enough p cash to make the long trip to certain disappointment. They forget tl-lat in i-iiediciiie there are no secrets, that a new and useful therapy is immediately adopted everywhere, that experimeiitatioi-i is not treatment. When I was ,~oung in practice I used to get angry when I saw people squander their savings on a will-o'-the-wisp. I thought they were stupid. As I got older I realized that they were merely human, willing to grasp at a straw, hoping (not really believing) that the straw was att~telied to a strong rope that would baul them to safety. And honesty compels me to say that now I have reached the age when I fear I bear the beating of the ,,~.-iiigs of the Angel of Death and I would probably do the same as they did. The doctors themselves have fostered the illusion that they have unbounded competeiice. They have not applied their intelligence to the education of the public -nor to themselves. They're remiss, and not because they're moiiey-grubbers. Most of them make so much iiioiiev now that they fall into very high income tax brac,kets and have no need to make more. They have failed because they have come to believe ii-i their %-atinted magical powers. They agree with the layman whose Dative optimism takes on pathos when he enlarges on the tremendous power of medical science to do away with pain and disease, to prolong life and to niake newer and better drugs. The doctors see in themselves not masked medicine men treading a mystic round, but panoplied knights standing triumphantly on the bodies of the dragons of disease and death. It's too bad that on a close look they resemble the knights of King Arthur's court as seen by Sir Boss: intellectual innocents. Witeb doctors, too, bonestly believe in their healing powers. So do their patients. What happens where ,6 The Aledicine Men witch doctors ply their art? Someone falls ill. The frightened family sends a messenger entreating the witch doctor to call. A bronze, black or yellow man in a devil mask or a feathered headdress comes carrying the tools of his trade in a bag (called, surprisingly enough, by the anthropologists a 11 medicine bag"). The witch doctor is a highly respected member of the community. He has attained his exalted position by long years of study and apprenticeship. He knows all about diseases, those caused by supernatural malevolent forces and those caused by the patient's own bad deeds. First, he takes a history. "Did you break any taboos? Have you had any bad dreams? Were you fighting with your kinfolk?" While he is so engaged, his eyes wander around the hut or the clearing to determine how many goats or cooking utensils or turqouise bracelets the family has so that his fee will be commensurate with its status. He then opens his medicine bag, which contains stones, beads, shells, 1:)ones, paints, herbs and other assorted esoteric miscellany at which the family's eyes pop open. He makes a diagnosis by divination, by the casting of bones or the inspection of entrails or the response to the pricking of the skiii by thorns. He sits and thinks, shakes his bead and informs the family, "This is a hard case." They plead with him to use his knowledge. They offer him a larger reward than is customary. He sighs and says, "I'll try." Therapy starts. He chants, he sings, he dances, shaking a rattle. If he is a very renowned practitioner of the art, he has one or two assistants help him by handing him the fetishes or the sacred sticks. He burns herbs for fumigation to drive away evil spirits. He lets blood to eliminate poisons. He makes mystic symbols with rootink on a piece of bark which the patient then chews and swallows. In some cases he actually sucks out from the patient's body the stone an enemy has caused to be there implanted. Exhausted by his labors, be sinks back and condescends to drink some banana wine or fermented coconut juice handed to him by the grateful family. He gathers up his medical impedimenta, collects his fee, and departs after giving long and complicated instructions for further treatment. I've made no analogy but I'm sure you already have, and just as quickly you've suppressed that iconoclastic thought. How can you compare, you ask yourself, the enlightened American populace to ignorant, benighted, superstitious barbarians? Or those devoted men who minister to our health needs to leaping grotesques in masks and feathers? It's silly, you say, to equate a Doctor of Medicine with a Doctor of Magic. Is it so silly? Think about it, weighing the pros and cons. In the first place, we're smart. We know that physical ailments are not caused by nonexistent ghosts and spirits but by equally invisible bacteria. Mental illness is of a different nature. The Melanesian can attribute it to a broken taboo or to divine retribution for having a wicked soul; we know it's due to an unresolved Oedipus complex or to the surfacing of hidden psychological conflicts. Furthermore, we place no faith in diagnosis by conjuration or sand paintings. Our doctors use rubber tubes with earpieces and shining instruments with lights. The poor African has to driuk nauseating mixtures to get well; we have multicolored capsules and pills that work in mysterious ways their wonders to perform, Let primitive peoples rely on rites and rituals when illness strikes. More sophisticated, we apply scientific methods. But let's not be too snotty. Remember the mirror. There is a superstition of faith. Certainly, a scientific education can lead some people to find it easy to believe a number of impossible things before breakfast, such as that men are distinguished from animals only by the size and convolutions of the cerebral cortex or that calories don't count or that every boy has a deep urge to rape his mother. Let's apply some of the teachings of the cultural anthropologists to medical practice today. Let's do as the anthropologist does when be goes below the surface of the antics of the Bushman or the Papuan. He tries to find out their rationale, because even primitive Stone Age people are men endowed with reason. Their rituals are part of their attempt to control natural processes like rain or childbirth. They dance to bring the rain; they sacrifice a goat to ensure an easy labor. Underneath the weirdness lies sense. What about us? Look carefully at the mirror. How much of what we do in the cure of disease is ritual? How much is effective? How different are we from our brothers in Australasia? Their medical arts are traditional. They have not varied for centuries. Ours are constantly changing to keep up with the advances of knowledge in the sciences. But plus ~a change, plus c'est la meme chose. Which brings me to a description of present-day practice in America. 11 The Visitation "The threat of a neglected cold is for doctors what You get sick. Not terribly sick. just sick. You ache all over, your throat feels scratchy, you have a stuffy nose, you've lost your appetite. The ubiquitous thermometer shows you have a fevernot much, but fever's fever, isn't it? Otherwise why do the manufacturers go to the bother of marking those lines in red? You reach for the aspirin, but on the label, by order of the Federal Food and Drug Administration (which will look after your health whether or not you want it to), you read, "In case of persistent fever, call your doctor." Not only are you patriotic and willing to do what Washington says, you are also clever. You don't believe in patent medicines. You're also lucky. You have a doctor and it isn't Wednesday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday. So you can call him. (I like that phrase believe in. It shows that Americans are not credulous like other folk beyond the Law. This is a free country. You can believe in or not believe in psychoanalysis, penicillin or poultices. You can believe in blood counts and not believe in birth control pills or the other way around. It's the American way of life. That's why orgone boxes got sold in such quantity and why Lydia Pinkham survives only in bawdy ballads.) The doctor comes in his big black car with the M.D. license plate and the Aesculapian emblem. Sometimes the latter is replaced by the caduceus because he doesn't know the difference. Snakes are snakes, aren't they? Maybe the ' caduceus is the more accurate symbol, anyway. It's the sign of Hermes, the god of travel, thieves and commerce. The doctor is almost always dapper, whether he wears a sports jacket or a black suit like an undertaker's. His costume varies according to where he lives: the suburbs or the city. His Countess Mara tie is neatly knotted. His shirt is gleaming white. He carries a little black bag. The size of the bag depends on his fees: if it's big, he charges less than if it's only a little larger than a lady's handbag. just by looking at him you know he's competent. Why shouldn't he be? He spent four years in college, another four in medical school, a year or two in internship, maybe three more as a resident. After all that training he has to be good, hasn't he? Even an airplane pilot (on whom life often depends) doesn't have that long an apprenticeship. The doctor stands by your bedside, disregarding the proffered chair. How can a busy physician take time the threat of purgatory is for priests-a gold mine." -Nicholas de Chamfort, Pens~es out to sit down? It's enough that he deigned to come to your house. He listens to the recital of your symptoms until he gets bored, which doesn't take too long. After all, what new are you telling him? He puts a thermometer in your mouth. He takes your pulse, looks at your eyes, reads the thermometer, shakes his head and goes on to apply the stethoscope to your chest. Maybe he thumps here and there. Then he says sympathetically, "It's A Virus. It's been going around." He really is sympathetic. Doctors are very good at sympathy. It's part of the bedside manner. Sympathy is a cheap commodity-costs absolutely nothing, as a matter of fact-so why not be generous with it? Phase One of the ritual has been accomplished. Now you have a rational diagnosis, which is better than being told someone put a curse on you. By the use of inspection, palpation, percussion and auscultation, the doctor has brought to bear on you the full weight of the marvelous advances of Western medicine. And be comes up with ... A Virus. No doubt that's more dignified than a common cold. You'd feel like a fool if you paid out your good money for just a cold. It's also far superior to what was once fashionable-U.R.I., or upper respiratory infection. U.R.I., because of cultural lag, can still be found on hospital charts where the intern's history records "Patient had U.R.I. treated by L.M.D. and followed by S.O.B." That last abbreviation got you, didn't it? You're wrong. It's not a pejorative characterization of the L.M.D., who is the local medical doctor and very, very, very far down on the totem pole. It means shortness of breath. A Virus is guaranteed to get you more attention than U.R.I. because everyone knows that A Virus can have many complications. And what could be more serious than A Complication? Now Phase Two starts. The doctor says, being of the new.school and perfectly honest with his patients, "Of course, The Virus is a selflimited disease. You'll be better in three or four days, but just to make sure I'll give you a prescription." The logic of his remark escapes me-not you, because you're the patient and at the moment in your clouded state what he says seems to make sense. But if you'll be better in three or four days, why take any medication? And if he's not sure, what's 8 The Medicine Men he prescribing? And for what? Don't ask. Yours not to reason why in this day of specialized technology. The pen comes out and the little white pad is scribbed on and the prescription is dutifully carried to the drug store and the bottle of red-and-white, blue-and-green, or orangeand-yellow capsules brought home. You take them. Later on I'll discuss what's in the capsules. Don't cheat. Don't look ahead. You'll spoil the mystery. Phase Three is important. As the doctor pockets his fee or makes a note in his charge book, be says, "Call me if be's not better in a few days." This is known in the lingo of the trade as covering up. It is highly recommended in books on medical management and in journals of medical economics. It is a talisman against potential malpractice claims. But by that soothing remark a little anxiety is added to the family's cares. The doctor knows more than he is telling. This Virus is nothing to be fooled around with. Even the doctor is worried. Not too much. When the telephone call is made, "Doctor, he still feels weak. He has no fever but lie complains that be's tired," the doctor calmly answers, "Now, don't worry. He'll be better tomorrow. just see that he gets plenty of fluids, especially juices, and give him a full diet. It was only The Virus." Did you get that only? A trivial illness, so why are you concerned? Reassurance is so pleasant, isn't it? And Doctor's so patient, he's an absolute angel! And you do get better, becoming a living proof of the wonders of scientific niedicine. Before The Virus, a cold lasted four days or ninetysix hours, depending on the treatment. That's a real doctor joke, straight from the in-group. You took capsules. And what was in the capsules? An antibiotic? Maybe-but antibiotics have been shown to have no value in the curing of The Virus. An analgesic? (Good word. Thanks to television commercials, future generations will have no trouble distinguishing between anesthesia and analgesia.) Aspirin's cheaper-and safer. An antihistamine? Interferes with normal body response to infection and is potentially dangerous to children, pregnant women and the aged. Time out for education. Dr. Joseph Garland, in the New England Journal of Medicine, reported on a study of 781 patients with acute infei~tiotis illness assumed (that's exactly the word used in a reputable publication highly regarded by physicians) to be viral in origin. The study showed that antimicrobial agents affected neither the duration of the illness nor the development of complications. Another study reported in the Lancet (a British publication) that penicillin and the tetracyclines had no advantage over aspirin in the treatment of minor respiratory infections. In actuality, even aspirin had no effect on the course of the illness. In an interview reported in Patient Care (August 15, 1970) Dr. Martin McHenry, a Cleveland infectious disease specialist, recommended chicken soup and time, not antibiotics or aspirin. Maybe the doctor's prescription was for your comfort only and he knew well it wouldn't cure you. Maybe he was merely trying to keep our nose from running and your bones from acbing. Grandma did just as well, remember, with hot tea and rum and a featherbed. But look what you'd have niissed if you hadn't called the doctor. All that glamour, all that ceremony, all that sympathy. You could have saved money, but what's money compared to your health? (While we're on the subject of the treatment of colds, here are a few therapeutic measures I have come across in addition to the standard timefilling ones. My father used to mix a teaspoon of ca-,,enne pepper with a double shot of whiskey. \4rs. N'erni icelli- [obviously not her right name. You wouldn't believe the real one. It was Lemoiijello ]-varied that b%- squeezing a clove of garlic into a glass of homemade red wine. Mrs. Mocz dosed her children with Epsom salts in soured milk; the result kept their minds off their colds. Mr. Schwantz swore by red flannel dipped in vinegar and wrapped around the Deck. Mrs. Skatottlos liked horse-radish stirred into yogurt and followed by a raw egg. I'm just telling you about these. I never ran a double-blind control series on any of them, so I can't say whether they were any more effectiNTe than what I used to prescribe -aspirin, vodka and hot tea. If yoi-i want to try any one of them, go ahead. Don't bother to let me know bow they worked. Tell your neighbors. The~"re gettii-ig tired of that old chicken soup deal.) Ah! you say, but a neglected cold may lead to pneumonia or something worse. Nonsense! If you stopped to think, yot-i'd realize you know better. Pneumonia is an infection caused by a specific germ; it has nothing to do with the common cold. And what's neglect? It must mean not calling the doctor, obviously, even though his treatments have no value and are purely ritualistic. When you have the doctor "treat" a cold, you are going through the motions of propitiating the gods. That wouldn't be so terrible were it not for the doctor's naive belief that he's doing you good. Read on. You'll find a chapter on what he does to you in good faith and bad judgment. 9 The Name of the Rose "Nor bring, to see me cease to live, Some doctor full of phrase and fame To shake his sapient bead and give The ill he cannot cure a name." All right. You can't blame a man for trying. After aU, who knows anything about a common cold? But that ignorance doesn't extend to many other areas, you're sure. Besides, what's the difference if the ailment is called a cold or a virus? It makes a difference. Giving a disease or any phenomenon a name is the first step in most magic. It implies power over the unknown. It signifies knowledge of what it is and how it is caused. Necromancers go through elaborate rituals and end by invoking the name of the devil, who then will be forced to give them gold, glory or Marguerites. The knowledge of the unutterable names of God gave Solomon wisdom to understand the language of birds and beasts. There is also a branch of medicine called nosology, the systematic classifica -Matthew Arnold, The Wish tion of diseases. Nosology has an ancient but not honorable history. The Greeks believed that a disease was caused by an imbalance of any of the four humors: blood, phlegm, yellow bile, black bile. (These humors described personahty as well as pathology. From their names we get sanguine, phlegmatic, choleric and melancholic.) By that nomination they proceeded to treatment aimed at restoring the proper balance of the humors, mainly by diet, exercise and exorcism, none of which helped much in cases of malaria or typhoid fever. Later, Erasistratus taught that plethora, an excess of blood, caused disease. He, too, used diet and exercise to reduce the volume of blood, but his followers felt they were more logical 10 The Medicine Men when they actually let blood. This practice returned, reinforced by improved knowledge of the circulation of the blood, and gallons of blood were removed in the era of bloodletting that followed. Macaulay gleefully describes the macabre details by which King Charles 11 was medically exsanguinated in his last illness. Most Americans are unaware of how George Washington died--of a sore tbroat treated by emetics, purges and the removal of four pints of blood. Still later came the development of pathology and then the germ theory Vaccines, sera, antisepsis and asepsis were each believed to be the definitive medical answer to disease. They weren't, but some doctors still cling to the teaching that Corynebacterium acnes causes adolescent acne, and others still treat that condition with vaccines. Now we are -in the stage where a whole class of disorders is called degenerative, thereby implying there's not much we can do about them. For if man is born to trouble as the sparks fly upward and death is inevitable and hardening of the arteries an inexorable concomitant of aging, then why beat our beads against a stone wall? Sigh and say, "It's one of those things" when eyes grow dim and hearing fails and skin gets slack. It's discouraging. It also gives the doctor an out. You can't expect him to hold back time. Naming of diseases is an important function of the doctor's ritual. Example: You have a miserable itch at the anal area. You scratch, which is about all you can do, considering how invisible that part of your anatomy is to you unless you're a Japanese acrobat. You worry that you have cancer or something equally horrendous. You shed your false modesty and in desperation go to the doctor (who may be a dermatologist or a proctologist, depending on your psychological background). He examines that very private place and tells you, "You have a condition called priiritus ani," and he outlines a course of treatment. One thing I can guarantee youhe's 100~'c right in his diagnosis and no gambler would take odds that he isn't. Pruritus ani means itching at the anus. Check it in the dictionary if you don't believe me. Another example: Your child had a sore throat and now has swollen glands in the neck. Being a good parent, you hasten with him to the pediatrician, who says, "Don't worry. It's only cervical adenitis." You could hug him for that reassuring bit of information! And to think he made the diagnosis without even a blood count! Only if you're a suspicious, subversive character would you wonder what that is, and you would- look that up, too, when you get home. Provided you can spell it, that is. If you did that little bit of research you would find that cervical means of the neck and ad,-nitis means inflammation of the glands. It's a good thing for the doctor that you're an honest, loyal American. Still another example: Ever~, now and then, after you've smoked too much or been too excited, you've felt your heart give a sudden ]:)timp and you swear you've felt an extra beat. You're frightened. Time's swift chariot seems a bit closer than it should be. You make an emergency appointment with the doctor. He listens to your heart, hems and haws, nia-,-be takes an electrocardiographic tracing. He ponders on-er the squiggles on the paper and then tells N'Otl, "YOLI liak-e an occasional extrasystole." You exhale in relief that you don't have a myocardial infarction, the same as Senator Soand-so had, who died last week. Yoti console yourself that it's a good thing you went to the doctor,. for now that the diagnosis has been made, xoti'll get treatment appropriate to that fearful sounding disorder. How fortunate for the doctor that you don't know that extrasystole means extra beat! It seems as though words are just as good as casting the dice, and names can be substituted for messy inquiries at a sacrificial altar. Some doctors deny that they are being intellectually dishonest by giving a Greek or Latin synonym for the English name of a disease and thereby cloiining the patient. They say that they are merely using euphemisms (like passed away for died) for the patient's comfort. Maybe so. Palsy sounds better than paralysis, edema than dropsy, and nervoiis breakdown than depressive psychosis. But other euphemisms make the patient's flesh crawl just by their sound: nosocomial disease for hospital infection and pediculosis for lousiness. And where's the psychological value of writing or saying Hansen's disease when the explanatory leprosy is added parenthetically? (When I was an intern I heard a patient tell her doctor that she fell asleep promptly and as promptly woke t-ip an hour later and then stayed awake all night. Instead of saying, "You have insomnia," which would have satisfied her need to have her complaint given a name, the doctor said, "The trouble with you is that you sleep too fast. Sleep more slowly." As we left the bedside I saw her pondering over that very reasonable answer.) The doctor's jargon has a double purpose: to astound and confound his patients (as in the above anecdote) and to cover up his ignorance. Too often, alas, the sec ond overshadows the first. By naming the disease the The Name of the Rose doctor deludes himself into thinking he has made a rational d;agnosis; he can then go on with confidence to therapy-and he does. Astounding and confounding are part of the ritual, They have therapeutic value if you're stupid enough or trusting enough to believe that part of a cure is obfuscation by conglomerate Greek or Latin words. Some words have no value, however. Halitosis has lost its terrors; everyone knows what that is. Some itises, like burs-, arthr-, and neur-, are becoming worn out from common use. That accounts for the present popularity amongst doctors of fibrositis and myositis. Neuralgia, too, is on the way out except in the lower classes, but cephalalgia (made up of Greek words, meaning an ordinary headache) is taking its place. I said "lower classes" above. I meant it. Class distinctions exist in the doctors' naming of diseases, just as class distinctions exist in other life styles. ( iN,Iarxists, please note). Army officers get iii,ethritis but enlisted men get gonorrhea. Poor patients have the wax blotcii out of their ears but rich ones have impacted cerunieti removed. Dr. Thomas Szasz, a maverick psychiatrist, has written extensively on the iioiidifference between the insanity of the ordinary citizen and the abnormal behavior of the V.I.P. Once upon a time there was a condition called general paralysis of the insane, or paresis; instructions for its treatment appeared in textbooks of psychiatry. Naturally, because the name implied that the paralysis followed the insanity, it followed that the cause lay in the insanity. Dr. Richard von Kraff t-Ebing (you're right!-the same fellow!) said in 1877 that paresis was the result of emotional stresses and psychic factors such as excessive intercourse (when you're on to a good thing, why give it up?), weak nerves (known as nervozis asthenia in those days, another example of naming), and too much striving after wealth. Other psychiatrists, noting the frequency of the disease in actors, soldiers and sailors, had another explanation: actors played so many roles and impersonated so many characters that thev fiiialln, lost their own identities and became completely confused; soldiers and sailors were exposed to such harsh climates, foreign miseries and general hardship that they just went crazy. In 1898 Virchow (I quoted him before, but maybe I shouldn't have, considering what follows) vehemently attacked the idea that paresis could be caused by syphilis. Then in 1913 Hidevo Nogucbi demonstrated the presence of spirochetes in the brain tissue of paretics, thus proving that paresis was a late form of syphilis and should be A new twist on medical nomenclature for the laymen treated as such. The misnomer, general paralysis of the is the homely touch: athlete's foot for epidermophyto-insane, was quietly dropped. sis, for example, and housemaid's knee for I)rel)atellar Also in the field of psychiatry there once was a coiidi bursitis. Of course, the patient knows that the doctor is tioii called constitutional psychopathic personality. comforting him by using the vulgar tongue. He also is Now there was a diagnosis. It was obviously incurable, not fooled-good old Doc is trying to keep the ])ad I)eiiig inborn, as the first part betokeiied, and the rest news from him. When pressed, not too hard, Doc will indicated it was on the borderline between mental re tardation and frank psychosis. Gradually the name was changed to antisocial personality, and latelv to sociopath. Dr. Henry Davidson, a psychiatrist, recently questioned whether either name was a diagnosis or a term of derision. "Sometimes," he wrote, "these people are unhappy or neurotic, occasionally they are truly psychopathic, and in some cases you get the feeling that they are just evil." The patient may be sad, mad or bad, but the name serves its purpose-to hide the doc tor's ignorance of the true state of affairs. (Or sometimes to show his political preferences. Antisocial indicates violent dissatisfaction with the best of all possible worlds, our present society, thus putting Black Panthers, Communists, anarchists and hippie revolutionaries in the same bag. A little extension could also include other dissenters and nonconformists like Jeremiah, Jesus and John Adams.) Today we still have what is called schizophrenia. give the real name of the sickness. (I note that I have used the word layman. Laynian stresses the snobbish separation of the medical profession from the common herd. Doctors think they are like the clergy, anointed and blessed, with the power to dispense life and death. You're the layman, the poor slob who accepts the distinction. Other professions also have their noses in the air-teacbers, lawyers and iindertakers. ) Words clothe the doctor in more than a little brief authority; they decorate him better than the plumes of the African wizard or the ocher of the Australasian. Osteonmlacia is more melodious than softening of the bones, and alopecia more euphonious than plain baldness. If the doctor puts on such verbal trappings merely to mystify you, he does you no harm. The danger comes when he himself pays credence to the mantras he sings. 12 Doctors confronted by a group of psychic abnormalities gave a name to it, a name from the Greek meaning split thinking. So if it's thinking that's at fault, why look to the body for the cause? Keep investigating the psyche. Only after decades and decades of no results from those investigations did research turn to the physical processes going on in schizophrenics. Naming may have held up progress. (I say "may have." So far there hasn't been much progress. Doctors still "treat" the condition by a variety of methods, even by reading poetry to the patients. ) 2 Do you remember rheumatism? It was probably a diagnosis when you were younger, but now not even TV commercials for pain relievers mention it. Rheumatism was a convenient catchall name for rheumatoid arthritis, rheumatic fever, osteoarthritis, gout and a dozen more painful disorders of the joints and muscles. Rheumatism had a standard treatment: heat, rest, and salicylates. Only when rheumatism disintegrated into its component verities (gout, rheumatoid arthritis, osti,oarthritis, etc.) did treatment become more rational. Naming saves the busy doctor's time. He doesn't have to think too hard about what causes the troubleunless he's a researcher, and then the name may become an ignis fatuus to lead him astray. Example: There was in my time a disease called Hebrews' Disease. (It is a canard that the name comes from 11 Chronicles 16: 12-13, which reads, "And in the thirty and ninth year of his reign Asa was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great; yet in his disease he sought not unto the Lord, but went unto physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.") The name, Hebrews' Disease, obviously indicates that the disease occurs in Jews and hence must have a genetically determined background. And if the fathers have eaten sour grapes, what's the use of taking care of the children's teeth? More than fifty years ago a brilliant New York surgeon wrote a paper on its etiology (a good word, meaning causation; you'll hear it used again, so don't forget it) in which he pointed out the curious fact, discovered by himself, that only Russian Jews (he was a German Jew) were afflicted by the disease. A gifted writer and an iconoclast, he said the cause must be found in geography, not in genetics. "In a narrow band from the Baltic to the Balkans" lies the origin of the disease, he said. He investigated many cases of the disease in New York City; he found it only in immigrant Russian Jews, except for one man of Irish descent born right in the city. The Medicine Af Being a persistent cuss, he finally drew from the man*s mother the admission that the father may have been an itinerant Jewish peddler. Before he could proceed with further research into the dietary and sexual habits of his series of patients, someone else discovered that another ethnic group could have the same disease and the next edition of a surgical textbook alliteratively described its incidence in Jews and Japanese. By this time other researchers got suspicious and when Finns. Frenchmen, Norwegians and native New Englandersall uncircumcised-were discovered with Hebrews' Disease, the name was changed to thrombo-angitis ob literans, descriptive of its appearance under the microscope, and its etiology was more carefully looked into. (But not yet discovered. Some doctors have given up in disgust and say the disease doesn't even exist. Others have attributed it to causes as varied as fungus infections of the feet and the eating of ergot-infested rye bread. On the basis of the latter, a textbook of therapeutics advised that sufferers from the disease could drink all forms of alcohol except rye whiskey.) On occasion doctors put names to what isn't there. Some diseases, like the emperor's new clothes, just don't exist. Remember how superfluous characters in Victorian novels were removed by brain fever? That was not encephalitis. Brain fever was a literary disease. It came soon after prolonged study, extreme worry or overwhelming emotion, as when a girl was jilted. it usually ran a short, fatal course-two or three paragraphs. Other characters died of a decline; that was good for a chapter or two. Brain fever is no longer prevalent, nor is teething fever, but idiopathic colic, chronic cystic mastitis, and visceroptosis are still around. (Idiopathic is a great word for doctors. It means the disease started by itself. That means that the disease needed no cause, no creator; it just sprang up. There's idiopathic thrombocytoper.ic purpura, idiopathic scoliosis, idiopathic atrophy of the skin, and lots more. Idiopathic is the medical version of the Big Bang theory in astronomy. Who needs God, allergies, bacteria, viruses or chromosomal aberrations in such diseases?) I'm not nit-picking. Naming has perils. Dr. Frank Cole, editor of the Nebraska State Medical Journal, describes cardiac arrest. "It means that the heart has stopped, and whose heart does not stop when he dies? It suggests that the heart stopped without a cause, and ' You don't believe that? See a book called Poetry Therapy, edited by Dr. J. J. L-dy, published by Lippincott, 1970. The Name of the Rose this is pure nonsense. The idea that people die during anesthesia from mysterious causes is as old as anesthesia.... But while the false idea will not die, the name is changed every twenty years, so that the theory appears fresh and new and therefore modern and valid. And we have called this non-existent disease by such names as status lymphaticus, status thymolymphaticus, status periculosus, primary syncope, cardiac standstill, asystole, and now cardiac arrest. These are lovely names, they are sesquipedalian. Their elegance and their very length almost convince us. But people die on the operating table because they are not watched or because they bleed. Mysterious agents do not ... kill patients 'between two heart beats.' Death in surgery is due to respiratory obstruction, cardiovascular accident, hypotension, and to other members of a list, all of which are known and have proper names." Naming, you see, is different from diagnosis. It can be as hazardous as calling on the devil, pacts with Satan being notorious for being weighted in his favor. Plato, in The Republic, said, "Of a surety, they give strange and newfangled names to diseases." Perhaps you ought to be as wary of the glib doctor as that old Greek implies he was. When a doctor pronounces that the disorder he is treating is thus-and-so in Latin, ask him what it is in English and don't be satisfied unless he can make you understand. Refuse to be mystified. It is better for you to know that he doesn't know. Then vou won't take the medication (which may have potential for harm) be orders, and you can always go to another doctor. You'll save money and possibly your health. Naming can be harmful to your health. When a doctor orders a regimen of drugs or diet on the basis of a named but undiagnosed condition, you are the one who's taking a chance, not he. My niece was recently treated for what the doctor called Winter Vomiti-ig Disease. (That sounds like the opposite of Summer Diarrhea, which has disappeared in name and in fact. It was shown to be caused by bacteria, not solstices or equinoxes, and disappeared after the introduction of pasteurized milk.) Whatever Winter Vomiting Disease was, it was not helped by a starvation diet and opium in the form of paregoric. 2. Naming is also a short-cut for the doctor-to tell his 13 colleagues something unfit for untutored ears to hear. I don't refer to fellatio, which has already appeared on the drama pages of the New York Times. I mean the private language of the profession. Every predatory trade has its argot, vividly expressive of its contempt for its victims. The secret language of doctors is used only in intimate discussions in the privacy of hospital staff rooms or the golf course. There, where there is no need for magic, the practitioners thereof talk about patients and their illnesses with their hair down. A very short glossary follows: Acute Lunipuk-acceiited on the second syllable-aii acute illness of no importance, not Nvorth the I)other of having an accurate diagnosis, selfliniited, responding well to reassurance and any prescription xvhether taken or not. Chronic ,Iloldavian Crit(I-itp obscure skiii disorder that the doctor can treat for at ]~ast three times before sending the sufferer therefrom to another doctor, and (la capo. Cinque Test-a useless laboratoi~~,, test done at the patient's insisence and accomplished by pouring the specimen down the draiii. Crock-an uncooperative patient NN,Iio stubbornly persists in I)aviiig the sanie complaints time and again despite the expert ministrations of his plin,siciaii. Disease Entity-an actual disorder from which a patient stiffers, recognized by the doctor as uiidiagiioseid but which he will nevertheless treat until a diagnosis is established. Fecalemia of the Circle of IVillis-the circle of Willis being the arterial supply of the brain, this condition indicates that the patient's head is full of feces. Gork-a vegetable; i.e., a patient whose mental faculties are clouded to the point of total apathy. Neuremia-a form a hypochondria, the implication being that the patient's blood hurts. Sliopper-a patient whose dissatisfaction with diagnosis or treatment is expressed by his going to ar.otlier (not necessarily more skilled) doctor. More definitions could be given, but this is not, after all, a dictionary. The. Medicine M IV The Sacred Precincts "Examine me, 0 Lord, and test me; try out mv reins and my heart." -Psalms, 26:2 -\Ia~,be you're not sick enough to have the doctor see you at home. You go to his office. Civilized people need no skulls hanging outside the cave, no totems, no jujus to awe them and fill them with appropriate respect when they enter the doctor's office. You're beyond that. You don't expect alembics, skeletons, or fetuses in bottles, as your fathers did. In keeping with your sophistication and your recognition that the practice of medicine is a business-although unlike other businesses-you look for a crisp, efficient place where your ills can be attended to quickly and you can be on your way. That expectation is part of the modern ritual of the healing art. You have been indoctrinated by magazine articles, by television interviews and by club lectures. You know that a doctor who is so behind the times that he has no appointment system must be a scientific laggard. You're aware that the doctor has many demands on his time (like golf or bridge) and you don't want to waste it. You3re in Ms office to do your business and get it over with. The waiting room is shiny clean, with uncomfortable chairs and a magazine rack filled with the latest issues of Fortune, Vogue, Golf, Travel, Outdoor Sports, Playboy, and National Review. The chairs are uncomfortable because tradition can't be broken with entirely. Hard chairs keep you painfully alert. The magazines are those the doctor has read and discarded; they give you an idea of the kind of man he is. On the walls are hung reproductions of Picassos, Braques and Mir'os for the wealthy suburban crowd; there are also bland autumn landscapes and "The Stag at Bay" for the runof-the-mill bunch. At the far end of the room, sometimes behind a glass partition, is the receptionist dressed like a priestess in a see-through white uniform and a permanent smile, She is the dragon who guards the filing cabinets, the telephone, the intercommunication system, the billing ledgers and the appointment book. She has another function-to politely and firmly ward off presumptuous visitors to the doctor. You have an appointment, so you're welcome. if this is your first visit, you give the receptionist such vital statistics as she may ask for, including your Blue Shield and Social Security numbers. If your doctor is really with it, you'll receive from her a history sheet which you'll be asked to fill out. You understand that the selfhistory is a great timesaver for the doctor. At a glance he'll be able to see what your medical background is and what you're complaining of now. You want to be accurate (after all, it's your health), so you carefully fill in what Papa and N,Iama died of and what Aunt Nliiinie had and you check whether you had measles, nialai-i.t or tsutstigqmuslii fever. (That last one's a litinidiiiger, isn't it? Some other good ones ar( verrug,t perti\-iana, ainhum, Q fever, Rocky NIountaiii spotted fever and kala-azar.) Then comes the list of present symptoms starting with backache, belching and blurred N,isioii. Half the time you're not sure whether the term fits your case. For example, "sensation of fullness after meals." Does that mean that you have -. good appetite and get pleasantly replete or that you have such a bad appetite that a little food fills you up quickl~,? You don't want to appear ignorant, so you leave that space unchecked. The selfhistory sheet is fascinating. It's a better timeconsumer than a crossword puzzle or a coloring I)ook. You suddenly realize that your appointn-tent was for two-thirty and it's now past threefifteeit. You mtistn't keep the doctor waiting. You hurriedly rush tlirou,,b the remaining questions 1 Z7~ and turn the paper in to the receptionist. That makes you feel as though you're back in grammar schoolrather a pleasant feeling, to shake off all those years. Then you settle back and wait for your summons. Now you have time to see who else is waiting. Your confidence in the doctor rises. It's a good thing, you congratulate yourself, that you chose him. Look at the patients: well-dressed, clean, obviously upper upper class. Even later on, after you've become a regular visitor to the doctor and you've discovered that the stylish lady is actually the wife of the storekeeper down the The Sacred Precincts street and the distinguished-looking man is an electrician, N-our confidence is not diminished but rather heightened. You're impressed by the doctor's demoer-atic spirit and his love for humanity. He's willing to treat anyone, of any race, color or creed, providing he will pay. Or his insurance company will. Or Medicare. At last your name is called. You enter the sanctum s;anctorum, the consulting room. Here you find a thick carpet, two or three comfortable chairs (but you sit on the straight-backed one by the desk) and a general sense of luxury. On the walls are displayed framed diplomas and various certificates. The desk, very imposing, has on it a large picture of the doctor's family, an ornate Florentine inkstand, eight or ten medical journals, in-add-out correspondence boxes piled high with letters and insurance forms. The doctor leans back in his swivel chair and, peering over the Ossa and Pelion on his desk, asks, "What's %,our chief complaint?" See, no nonsense. He gets right to the point. The selfhistory yo,-i've so painfully struggled over lies open on the desk before him, but he ignores it. You tell him why you came. He makes a few notes and while you're in the middle of describing the terrible heartburn you get after eating your mother-inlaw's stuffed cabbage, he gets up and ushers you into a small cubicle where you undress and put on an examining gown. You're supposed to know whether it goes on frontwards like a kimono or backwards to expose your behind. That skimpy costume, the stock in trade of medical humorists, is not comic. It is a real put-down. Nakedness puts you in a properly humble frame of mind. It is also used for a similar psychological reason in concentration camps, prisons and draft board examinations. Unclothed, as Erving Goffman points out in Asylum, you are immediately inferior to the civilized man who stands before you. You become painfully conscious of the roll of fat, of the pimples on your legs and of your ridiculous lack of muscle or curve. The doctor then proceeds to the examination, even though he's already made up his mind about what ~-ou've got and what he's going to do about it. Medical schools teach that 80~'c of diagnoses can be made on the history alone. But without an examination you wouldn't believe him no matter bow graphically you've detailed the spells of vertigo, deafnese and buzzing in your ears you've come about. (That's known as M6nie're's syndrome. Don't get hypochondriacal.) You're inspected with and without instruments in various orifices, palpated, percussed, and auscultated (to auscultate-to 15 listen to, medically). Inspection is comprehensible. If the doctor doesn't look, he can't see. Although sometimes you may wonder, because of his abstracted expression, whether he does see. I can assure you he doesmost of the time. A medical joke (a favorite with doctors) tells of the proctologist who fails to remember the faces of his patients but who never forgets a posterior. Palpation is also understandable, particularly when the doctor's hands are cold, making you wince when he places them on your abdomen. (I use abdomen because it is correct. Stomach is not; it is an internal organ of digestion. Belly is okay, but to the layman-no offense meai-it-it carries connotations of infantilism and vulgarity, if not downright obscenity. The layman is wrong, but this is not the place to correct either his anatomical confusion or his niceiiellyisms; let him read The Song of Solomon or Venus and Adonis.) Palpation is a form of laying on of bands, a highly regarded tliaumaturgic practice. Many doctors neglect palpation when it does not seem necessary to them for diagnosis. The abandonment of that method is one of the causes of public discontent with the profession. "He didn't even put a finger on me!" The patient, particularly the neurotic searcher after magic, feels he has been shortchanged if the doctor hasn't touched him. He becomes a devotee of chiropractic, which means literally the laying on of hands. Percussion, the tapping of the chest, sometimes of the abdomen, rarely of the skull, is a technique by which the doctor presumably gathers information about the contents of the cavity he is percussing. From variations in tonal quality he can deduce what's wrong or what's missing despite the loud piped-in music overhead. The variations are slight; the doctor must have a keen ear. Fortunately, most doctors have that; it is constantly being trained by hi-fi stereo recordings of jazz concerts and Tchaikovsky symphonies. At last comes auscultation, the most arcane and yet the most routine part of the examination. The stethoscope is the badge of the profession. It is an insigne that belongs exclusively to medical men. When you see a garage mechanic using a stethoscope, you get suspicious that he's reaching above his station and for your pocketbook. When a nurse takes your blood pressure and uses the stethoscope, you're skeptical. She doesn't seem to have the same careless finesse with which the doctor brandishes the instrument. The stethoscope protrudes from the doctor's pocket or lies atop all the other tools in his bag. (Dr. Watson carried his in his bat, as you recall. It must have reeked of pomade.) The mysteriotis instrument is applied to your chest and moved from spot to spot, while the doctor has a faraway look in his eyes as though he were listening to the music of the spheres. He tells you to breathe in and out, to stop breathing (temporarily, of course) and to say ninetynine, and all the time he listens as though to distant harmonies. There's no question that he's finding out something about you. Alas! That's not true. I must ad~,aiice your knowledge by dispelling that illusion. A recent survey of physicians' stethoscopes showed that about 20% didn't transmit sounds bilaterally and that more than half distorted the sounds. Blood pressure determinations which depend on the use of the stetboscope, it follows, are often fallacious, as Dr. Irvine Page pointed out in an editorial in Modern Medicine. He ended his statement there with, "Far better no measurement at all than an inaccurate one. I mean it!" But auscultation cannot be omitted, as palpation often is. It is an essential part of the ritual. For you have gone through a ritual. The doctor sincerely believes be is doing something to aid him in diagnosing your ailment. He may rush through the procedure, be may rely on defective instruments, be may not know the rationale for what be is doidg, but be would never, never, never skip the examination, no more than he would expect to examine N,oti gratis. lie needs the ritual as much as you do. Aiid most often he does discover what's wrong with you. (Sometimes he discovers what isn't, too. Two true stories: A doctor discovered a lttiiip in the (yroiii, suspected malignancy and adx-ised a biopsy, he i,,iiored all the infected pimples on the patient's le,, which had caused secondary enlargement of the lynipli iiodes of the groin. Another doctor of my acquaiiitaiice found unexplainable very low blood pressures in his patients until be realized that his sphygmomanometer [blood pressure machine] was poorly calibrated.) The examination being over, you I re ready for the next phase: the necessary laboratory tests (discussed in another chapter). And then you're back in the consulting room. Like a prisorier awaiting verdict and sentence you wait for the fateful words. You don't have long to wait. The doctor tells you what you have and what must be done to restore you to health. No sweat-for him. He has the diagnosis at his fingertips. He's not a lawyer who tells you he'll have to look up the law before be can solve your problem. He's not a minister who must seek divine guidance. He knows. His knowledge is encyclopedic. It The Medicine M ranges through the alphabet from Addison's disease to zoster. And be gives you the benefit of his knowledge, almost with a snap of his fingers (This is known in the trade as a snap diagnosis). You leave the office relieved and happy you chose such a -,ood and smart doctor. I quote now, deadpan, a statement by a Georgia doc tor from a book entitled Liste-i to Leaders in Medicine, a book for the guidance of fledgling doctors: "A suc cessftil doctor is one who inspires confidence ... with out any ti-ace of dishonesty, he can appear competent to manage the patient's problems, even though he admits that he cannot give an exact diagnosis or treatment at that moment. Most patients are confused and frightened; they need the reassurance and comfort that a trained person can give them." A trained person, indeed! Trained in what? Science or magic? Reassurance and comfort are what a mother gives when she kisses her child's scraped knee. If that's what you want, okay, but then don't blame the doctors when more than that is not forthcoming. To have good doctors there must be good patients, and good patients are not those who seek father figtires and mother substitutes when they need fungicides or mercuhydrin. SympatliN~ is no surro ate 9 for science. No wonder the author of Ecclesiasticus said (38:15), "He that sinneth before his ),,Iaker, let him fall into the bands of physicians." Unfortunately, sin is common. So is sickness. Sometimes you must go to a doctor. But when you go, go as you Would to a technical adviser, not as to a ballowed sacerdote. Don't be bemused by the opulence or severity of your surroundings. Keep your wits about you. NVatch Nvhat the doctor is doing. Observe him. You can tell whether his examination is a series of mechanical motions, whether be is attentive to your description of your ailment, and whether his diagnosis is meaningful. A good doctor needs no bedside manner. A good doctor establishes rapport with his patient by his sincere interest in helping the patient get well, not by his skill in the ritual of the examination. And there is another objective test of a doctor. Do his patients return to him? Do they recommend him? Patients may like to be mystified and fooled but not all of the time. They quickly separate the wheat from the chaff. When they recommend a doctor, it's because they've had good results with him-or because they like his hand of magic. You may too. That won't last long if you're an intelligent consumer. History and Physical "The cause is hidden, but the result is well known." -Ovid, Metamorphoses Sometimes the doctor has to struggle to earn his money. A true story: "Sit down, Mr. Robinson . . . Yes, right there . . . Now, what do you complain about?" "It's my back." "How long has it been bothering you?" "A long time." (There's a definite answer for you.) "Oh, sure, but that's from when I broke my leg in 1946 and infection set in and I had to have the bone scraped." (Something new has been added-he didn't count that as an operation or a serious illness.) "Does it interfere with your sleep?" "No." "Does it hurt when you cough or sneeze?" (I'm still "How long, would you say? A month, a few days, six on the disk deal.) %%,eeks?" (Polite, but insistent.) "Oh, it isn't steady. It comes and goes." (Getting nowhere fast. Might as well give up the chief complaint approach and try the personal history.) "What kind of work do you do?" "I'm not working now." "Well, what kind of work did you do?" "All kinds, sort of general, you know." (I don't, but the question wasn't too important anyway.) "Have you had any serious illnesses or operations?" "_just tonsils, when I was a kid." "Now, when did you first have trouble with your back?" "Well, it started off slow-like and then it got worse, so I used some stuff my mother-in-law said was good, and it went away. But then it came back, so I went to the drug store and Mr. Schneider there, he gave me something to put on, but that burned too much so I just used compresses, and then it went away again, but then it came back one day after I was bowling and I think I must have caught a cold or something there-they have this bench right against the outside wall, and it's always cold from opening and closing-and then it went away by itself, and then. . . ." (He's talking at last, but so far be hasn't said anything. Time to put a stop to this.) "Does it hurt when you bend?" "No." "Do you have any pain down your leg?" (Sorting through the causes of intermittent backache in my mind, I consider a protrusion of the intervertebral disk.) "And how! But only sometimes, when I have the pain, that is." (I'm making no progress at all. Better give this up and try the direct method.) "Point to where the pain is." "Oh, I don't have any pain now." (Touche'! I used the wrong tense.) "When you do have the pain, exactly where is it?" 11 Right here in the back of me." (Waving a band in the general direction of his posterior from the neck to the end of his spine.) "All right. Go into the next room and strip." (I give up. I know when I'm licked.) I note scattered black and blue marks on his thighs. "Did you fall recently?" "Uh, no, Doc. Those marks are from where I take the needles-you know, for my diabetes." (He didn't count that as an illness, either. ) "How do you regulate your dosage?" "I go by the urine test and whether I feel itchy. My wife says maybe I scratched myself and that's how I hurt my back originally." (I get the mental picture of the poor man reaching around to scratch at an inaccessible place and getting a backache. No sense talking any more. I go through the whole routine: checking blood pressure; listening to heart and lungs; looking at the throat, eyes, ears, nose; palpating the abdomen; testing the reflexes verything but a rectal examination-before I get to his back, which I go over thoroughly.) "No limitation of motion, no muscle spasm, no sign of any spinal trouble," I tell him. The Oracles "It is surprising that an augur can see an augur without smiling." We smile at those bygone days when the medicine man was aided in his diagnosis of disease by inspecting an astrologic chart or by noting in which way the smoke from a burnt sacrifice drifted. We have laboratories, bright automated chambers with chromium-plated machiiiery, flashing lights and row on row of test tubes, flasks, slides and other glass paraphernalia. We also have portable machines whose tentacles attach to variotis parts of the body and which spew out rolls of graph paper imprinted with wiggly waves. We have dark rooms, too, in which tubes looking like an illustration from a science-fiction magazine are manipulated from distant control consoles. Biochemistry and biophysics are enlisted in the aid of the doctor seeking to find out what's ailing us or bow we are responding to treatment. Reliance on laboratory findings is taken for granted as a sign of a physician's acumen. Not with dread but with abiding faitb you submit to having your finger pricked or blood drawn for examination. Not with doubt but with confidence you accept the results of the tests. To do otherwise would relegate you to the ranks of the backward and the benighted. You are a true believer in Science and what could be more scientific than a laboratory? Oliver Wendell Holmes, a physician as well as a litterateur, cautioned that "science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man's tipper-chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor." Too many people believe that Science is a religion. Theologians have sarcastically given that new creed the name of scietit~sin. Scieiitism has more followers, especially amongst the presumably better educated classes, than Christianity or Zen Buddhism. Those followers mistake the map for the road, the X-ray photograph for a likeness, and numbers for facts. Their belief sometimes leads to hilarious requests by patients who pride themselves on being cautious consumers of medical sergices. They are not going to be taken in by withcraft. Oli no! They are skeptics. They demand proof in black and white. "How do you know, Doe, unless you Xray my nerves?" and "Where's the proof of your diagnosis?" Their skepticism lasts, how -Cicero, De Natura Deorum ever, only until a ghostly photograph is exhibited until a sheet of paper typed with numbers from 0.2 5,150,000 is shown to them, When those are display they sit back and relax. Th4at's proof. Because most doctors are really good guys at he and are sincerely trying to make their patients better well as themselves rich, they have submitted to an often encouraged the naive belief in the infallibility o laboratory objectivity. They have become victims of their own propaganda despite the repeated cautions of medical hierarchs. One of the latter says that doctors are lazy: they won't take time to make a diagnosis; they find it easier to write slips for laboratory studies than to think. Another decries both the practitioner's failure to use his senses in trying to make a diagnosis and his reliance on the laboratory. Dr. Walter Alvarez puts some of the onus on the patient: "Often I cannot blame my brother physicians for sending a patient for useless tests because every so often I have to do it. If I didn't he or she would think I did not know my business, or I was highly negligent.... What I often marvel at is that so many people, and even well educated ones, have no interest in what an old clinician of enormous experience thinks about their problem: they want tests." All right. So you have tests. Even if it turns out that not one of them shows up anything of importance, there was always the possibility that they might have. Why take chances? You're only spending money and who stints on money where health is concerned? Man, are you wrong! The odds against you are almost as bad as those on double aces at a Las Vegas crap table, and sometimes worse. Suppose you rend the sacred veil and enter into the mystic chambers of the laboratory. And suppose you ask what's going on, but don't ask the acolytes in white but instead ask the very high priests, the teachers and mentors. Ask them to tell you in all honesty what bappens when the machines stop whirring and the centrifuge stops rotating. They won't tell you. You're the patient. I will, but only in their own words. Let's start with an electroencephalogram. Everybody who's seen Ben Casey and Dr. Zorba argue about one The Oracles kno,.%-s what that is. That's real up-to-date! And so im pressi%-e! Think of it-electrodes stuck with gooey jelly here and there on the scalp, a ilick of the button, and little waves appear on paper. You just take it for granted that an electroencephalogram is a necessity for accurate diagnosis of a brain lesion. Alackaday! The EEG (not to be confused with the ECG, which is discussed further on) is a weak reed on which to rely. I quote, without comment, from an article written for practicing physicians by Dr. Charles M. Poser, bead of the Division of Neurology at the University of Missouri School of Medicine in Kansas City: "Fifteen to 20clc of patients with clinically establisbe~ convulsive disorders never have an abnormal EEG. On the other hand, 15 to 20clc of the general population with no history of convulsive disorders have an abnormal EEG. . . . Rarely can it [the EEG] give clues to the etiology, or more important, to indication for long term management ... it is seldom imperative for diagnostic purposes.... In summary, the value of the EEG must be considered comparable to that of all other laboratory tests. It does not make the diagnosis. . . ."' Well, maybe the electroencephalograms are too new. Maybe all the bugs haven't been worked out of the procedure as yet. What about X-rays? Nobody can lie about a picture. Statistics can lie but not a picture. Something's there or it isn't. There's an abnormal spot in the lung or there isn't; there's a blocked area in the intestines or there isn't. The truth is otherwise. The evidence for such a sharp dichotomy is woefully lacking. In 1948 Dr. L. Henry Garland, in his presidential address to the Radiological Society of North America, reported on results of a survey of readings of cbest films. (The readings were supposedly not of the same nature as the readings given by gypsy fortune tellers.) The survey showed that as many as 24c/c of radiologists differed with each other in their interpretations of the same films, even in the cases of extensive disease; worse -the same radiologists disagreed with themselves to the extent of 31'/c on the same films when read at another time. In 1955 it was found that 32.2~'(, of chest Xrays that showed definite lesions in the lungs were misdiagnosed as negative.' In 1959, eleven years after the first survey, with only experts doing the readings, 30~/c, disagreed with another's reading and 20~Ic, disagreed with their own readings at another time. And now ' eleven years still later, a study at Harvard, reported in the American journal of Epidemiology (91:2), showed that radiologists disagreed with each other on the diagnosis 201/c of the time and with themselves 10cl(, of the time on a second reading of the same film. Not much progress, is there? All right, you say, so mistakes are made, but on the whole who can deny that mass X-ray screening of chests is of no value? just think of all the cancers that are picked up that the possessors knew nothing about! Your reasoning may be logical, but it doesn't conform with the facts. In a mass screening program covering more than 7,900,000 persons there was "no appreciable gain in salvageable lung cancer patients. Symptoms appear to be the best clue to the presence of bronchogenic cancer. "5 Don't go away-here's more about chest X-rays in the early detection of lung cancer, with an orbiter dictum: "It would seem prudent, therefore, to use clinical sense to a high degree and to continue the search for a test other than routine X-ray examination for presymptomatic diagnosis of cancer, not only of the lung but of other sites as well. "6 That last remark gives you pause, doesn't it? The doctor implies that Xrays of areas other than the chest are equally fallible. He's right but I'll give you only two more examples. You've been discouraged and disillusioned enough already. One survey showed that 10~'(-, of cancers of the large intestine were overlooked as well as 27c/,, of cancers of the cecum, the blind pouch at the junction of the small intestine with the large.' In 1965 another survey of gastrointestinal Xrays showed that in 300 consecutive cases readers disagreed in their diagnoses 30c/c, of the time." Why go on? That Halloween photograph of your insides serves to bemuse you (and too often your doctor) into thinking that it's tangible and visible proof that a diagnosis has been made. Sort of reminds you of the laurel leaves on which prophecies were written so ambiguously at Delphi, doesn't it? Laurel leaves were safer. X-ray radiation is intrinsically hazardous. At a conference on tuberculosis, two Nova Scotia investigators reported that the repeated chest fluoroscopies done on female patients in the 3 American Family Physician, April, 1968, p. 75. There will be many references like this from now on, If I didn't give them, you might think I was making up the dreadful information to come. 4 Dr. J. Yerushalmy, American Journal of Surgery, January 1955. -5 Dr. H. Wilson, in the Medical Journal of Australia, 2:936, 1968. 6 Dr. P. Lesley Bidstrup, British Journal of Radiology, May, 1964, p. 357. Drs. R. Cooley et al., American Journal of Roentgenology, Ra dium Therapy, and Nuclear Medicine, August 1960, p. 316. 1 Dr. Marcus J. Smith, in the same journal, July 1965, p. 689. 20. The Medicine.V4 course of their treatment could probably be implicated in the unusually high incidence of breast cancer that later developed. Nine times greater in the fluoroscoped patients than in a control groi-ip! In an interview with a reporter from Medical R'orld News (September 11, 191'0), Dr. Robert D. Moseley, Jr., chairman of four national committees on radiation hazards, said about mass screening for gastrointestinal disease, the use of Xrays for diagnosis in large populations, "The dose [of radiation] received is higher and the incidence of disease turned up is lower. in these cases I'd have serious doubts about using radiologic procedures in routine screens." A British survey showed that even one X-ray during pregnancy can significantly increase the risk of a child developing cancer in the first ten years of his life. "This radiation risk is greatest during the first trimestei-, but it exists throughout pregnancy."' Dr. Donald R. Chadwick, of the United States Public Health Service, says, "Responsible authorities agree that all radiation exposure carries some risk of adverse biologic effects, and therefore iiiinecessarv exl:)ostire should be reduced or eliminated whenever p~ssible." Note the cautious attittide expressed in the last clause. If it's unnecessary, why reduce it? Why not eliminate it altogether? Can it be that X-rays are necessary for mystification? Let's leave Dr. Casey and Dr. Roentgen and go on to sweet Dr. Kildare and Raymond Massey (or Lionel Barrymore, depending on bow old you are). The interiiists at Blair General Hospital put much stress on the electrocardiogram. You've seen them holding that strip of paper in their hands and shaking their heads. You've even seen the cardiac monitor's electronic eye go across your TV screen with the i-ip and down waves that trail off into a horizontal line with the patient's exittis. That can't be magic; that's science and accuracy. Want to bet? In 1956 a survey similar to that done with X-ray interpretation was done on electrocardiographic tracings. The reports of the ECG readers varied by 20~'c, between individuals and 20~~ on rereading of the same tracing by the same individual at a later date." Eight years later, in 1964, an editorial in the Journal of the American Medical Association entitled, "The ECG: a Re-appraisal" commented that variations in the electrocardiogram were so great, depending on the time of day, activity, digestive function and so on, that interpretation must be undertaken with great precaution because so many normal people showed changes usually regarded as evidence of cardiac pathology. The editorial concluded with a plea for standardization of ECG testing to preclude error. What was done? nothing. Electrocardiograms are still being taken before and after meals, during the stress of an acute illness, after arguments with nurses and orderlies. In 1968 Dr. Irving Wright, a prominent clinician, wrote, "A relativel%common error is the over-interpretation of minor eleetrocardiograpliic chances ... the physician should not jump to hasty conclusions. . . ."" Interpretation is not always at fault. "Electrocardiographic technique is often poor and sometimes execrable," writes Dr. Abraham Genesin, Associate Professor of Medicine at Johns 12 Hopkins University School of Medicine. He lists eleven common causes of bad tracings (reversal of limb leads, twisting and torsion of the cables, etc.). He warns that the ECG cannot substitute for the data derived from a full history and physical examination. Even the speed at which the paper rolls out makes a difference, a Boston cardiologist says, because abnormal values for the PR, QRS and QT intervals ma%appear (Those radio-messagelike capitals indicate various portions of the wave shown on the electrocardiograph). A persoiial experience: While I was a patient in an intensive care unit in a hospital, the nurse reported that the monitor showed an abnormally fast heart rate. An electrician came, fiddled with some wires and switches on the ECG machine, and proudly said, "There! I've got his rate down now." Right thei-i I almost bad a heart attack. Why? Because I could have been electrocuted. Dr. Carl W. Walter, Chairman of the Safe Environment Committee, Peter Bent Brigliem Hospital, in Boston, says, "No one knows how many patients die of undiagnosed accidental electrocution in hospitals each year. An insuraiice actuary . . . estimates the number at 1200, but I am inclined to believe that the true figure could be . . . something like 5000. These unrecognized electrocutions are usually diagnosed as cardiac arrest, and they occur during resuscitation efforts or during the application of electric moiiitors, pacemakers, or other appliances. . . ." He goes on to discuss the causes of the 110-volt macroshock that everyone is familiar with, and then, ". . . there is also the problem of microsbock. When we 9 Drs. A. Stewart and G. W. Kneale, in Lancet, 1:1185, June 6 1970. Dr. G. L. Davies, British Heart journal, 1956, vol. 18, p. 568. Internist Obseruer, April, 1968. 12 "Abuse of the Electrocardiogram," Current Medical Digest, July, 1968. The Oracles bypass the electrici'ty-resistant skin and insert cardiac catheters, sensors, and probes, premature systole or ventricular fibrillation [not good, believe me!] can be caused by a current almost too small to measureas low as 10 milliamperes. Voltage gradients as low as 5 mv may be significant. Leakage currents may occur in a path from the patient's tissues to the ground even when the electric device is not turned on. Transient voltage when a switch is flicked can also stimuiate the heart."" The ECG is a tracing that purports to give information about the state of the heart muscle. The latest si-irvey showed that only in one-fourtli of the cases of proved acute myocardial infarction (proved by autopsy or subsequent course) was the ECG positive; in half, the findings were equivocal; in the remaining fourth, they were totally neqrative, what the doctors called false negatives. That's not all. In more than half of another series without infarction, the ECG was grossly abnormal, false positive. As a totally reliable diagnostic 14 tool, the ECG is woefully lacking. A New Jersey cardiologist tells of a patient who, at the age of 46, had a "routine" electrocardiogram which showed that he had inverted T waves in leads 1, 11 and the left V. So instead of going to North Carolina on a golfing vacation, he disgustedly went to the hospital for four weeks with a diagnosis of coronary artery disease. T waves remained inverted on discharge and were still inverted two years later when a large hiatus hernia .N-as found. Twenty years later, the T waves were still tinchanged and the patient was playing eighteen holes of golf without any symptoms. The moral: an inverted T does not always a coronary make." So much for reliance on the mystic machine. Its value for diagnosis and for checking the result of treatment is limited, and yet it is used almost routinely. Not because of the venality of the doctor, but because sometimes he is taken in by his own propaganda and more often because of the childlike belief of his patients in gadgetry. And sometimes the doctor is stupid. Or careless. Which is the same thing 'when it comes to reliance on clinical laboratories. In the first place, too often the doctor doesn't know beans about the quality of the laboratory doing his tests. In eighteen states and the District of Columbia anybody-that's right, anybody-can open up a laboratory and without control or supervision advertise for and get customers. Secondly, the doctor is just as impressed as is his patient by an array of equipment. He seldom asks who uses those fancy machines-a qualified technician or one hastily trained for a stopgap job? Good training is necessary. Those laboratory manipulations look simple, especially if you remember a little high school chemistry or biology. But don't forget, it is not the starch content of potatoes that is being measLired. And the more sophisticated the instruments, the better trained must be the personnel using them. From time iiiimemorial medicine men have concerned themselves with the excretions from the body as diagnostic criteria. The Hindus discovered the presence of diabetes iiiellitiis by tasting the urine to determine whether it was sweet. Centuries later, Western doctors made diagnoses bv pouring the tirine into a flask and holding it up to tiie light. This quaint practice, called uroscopy, can be seen pictured in Renaissance paintings. (Inversion of the flask, emptying the urine on the floor, was depicted in old woodcuts as a sign that the patient would die. It was the medical eqiiivalent of thumbs down.) A modern doctor takes that specimen of urine and hands it over to a technician. The specinien is either freshly passed or brought to the doctor in a variety of containers, \,arN7ing from a -,allon jug still redolent of laundry bleach to a tiny perfume vial. I lian,e often seen both. I can understand the former but the latter gets me. Had I been a real scientist I would lian-e asked the patient how she git that dram of urine into that wee, wee (no pun intenZIed) bottle with the pinpoint opening. (I never did ask, but I'm still interested and think about it on long plane rides.) The technician exaniiiies the urine in mintite detail and submits a report on it. On that report (if be looks at it ' ) the doctor ma~, base his diagnosis. I say "if he looks at it." One study showed that ward nurses didn't bother doing even the simplest tests on urine because they knew the doctor didn't pay any attention to what was written on the chart. But suppose he does look at it? Is it helpftil? I have known doctors who point to the report of albumin and other abnormalities in the urine and on that basis confidently make a diagnosis of kidney disease. Are they right? Alas, not so. I quote: "In l-'3 Greatly, abbreviated froiii an article in Hospital Practice, Dec(,iiiber, 19,-0, p. 53. 'I'lie whole article is well wc)rtli reading, as well ,is "Is l'otir CCU [Cardiac Care Unit] Electrically Safe?" by Dr. Hans A. %'on dc-r Nlosel, in Iledical-Siirgical Review for Octol)er, 1970, p. 28, in which the "tri,,7ial" iiiieroshock that catises death is vividly Ciescribecl. 14 Dr. D. Short, Briti-~h Medical Journal, 4:673, Dec. 14, 1968. 1-5 Dr. Bernard B. Eichler, Journal of the Medical Society of New Jersey, 66:582, October, 1969. 22 view of the unfortunate tendency of many physicians to rely on the laboratory report for a diagnosis of nephritis, the fact will bear emphasis that here, as in most conditions, the laboratory observations present only a part of the data necessary for a diagnosis."" The painter John Opie, when asked with what he mixed his pigments to get such glowing colors, replied, "With brains, Madam, with brains." The doctor must do more than merely go through the ritual of testing the specimen. He must mix the report with brains. Here are some fascinating statistics on blood examinations. In 1936 red blood cell counts on the same blood showed a gross variation of between 16~'c and 17 28~Ic error when done by different technicians. In 1969, except where an electronic cell counter was used, the error was still at least 16~(-, which doesn't permit the distinction between microcytic and macrocytic anemia, often the only purpose in doing the count. Doctors aren't always happy with the results of their augtiries. They make periodic surveys of their techniques. I don't know why. After they're done, nobody seems to pay much attention to them. if you think red cell counts were bad-look at blood chemistries. A survey showed that in hemoglobin determinations 22~'(- were grossly wrong and of those, 677c were beyond the reasonable bounds of error. Blood glucose tests were so far out of the way that 377c were worthless for diagnosis. Total blood protein determinations677c wrong." Some enterprising biochemical engineers have tried to do away with the human errors inherent in measuring, diluting and testing the blood. They have made ingenious machines working on the computer principle, machines that take a sample of blood and run it through a series of operations, ending up with figures that prestinial)ly could not be more accurate. But a machine slightly off I)alaiice may make the same rriistake repeatedly. And with an automated analyzer doing eleven tests at oiice, let us say, there will be eleven more chances for error. Too bad the engineers have not reii-teii-ibered the litimaii being who uses the figures. I quote again: "The woi-.dei-ftil accuracy of laboratory data done Nvitli modern apparatus may increase the credulity of those who employ them. A dial or scale accurate to the third significant figure triples the credulity of the Liser. He forgets that multiplying the complexity of the insti-timent multiplies the opportunity for Purely mechanical error."" Especially in mass screenings the computer laboratory may be niisleadiiig. Iii a group of healthy subjects having fifteen tests done, aboi-it half of that gr would show one or more abnormal values due purely el-iance. NN'itl-i fifty tests, nine out of ten would sbon%' least one false positive test. Arid that's with good chinery with a tolerance limit of 95~'r accuracy per t N~'liv? Plain mathematics. In one test the probabili that a healthy iiidividtial will have an abnormal test is (.95), or 5""r. For two independent tests, it is 1-(.95 .95), or almost 10~~(. For 15 tests, it is 1-(.95) 15 over 50"( chance of error. Dr. Bruce Schoenberg of t National Cancer Institute says there is not much phN. cians can do al-)otit these results except live with the Or-iise their heads when they find a result that doesn jil)e with other findings. Unfortunately, many docto have so little confidence in their diagnostic skills th they believe the machine rather than what they see bear. Even in the absence of error, too much data makes forest out of trees. In medicine this has been calle dia 'gnostic overkill. If a very large amount of information is offered, say the communications engineers, the general effect is that which they call noise. To make the information meaningful, irrelevancies must be filtered out or the relevancies exaggerated. And finally, too often human frailty bits the most accurate laboratory work when the figures are transcribed onto the hospital chart or the office form. The laboratory reports a blood urea nitrogen of 10.2; the floor clerk oii-tits the decimal and it appears as 102. Mrs. Mary Smitli in Room 203 has a white blood cell count of 23,000; '~irs. NI. (for Madeline) Smith in 207 has a couiit of 7000; 1 have seeii the counts transposed. The urine analysis on Nir. Jones shows sugar but the plus mark is put alongside the albumin box. That's all technique. You can't put all the blame for error on the doctors. What about interpretation? That's strictly his job. A true (and sad) story: Some busybody in a hospital suspected that the doctors weren't looking at the laboratory reports. He checked on his suspicions by covering the figures with masking tape, thus forcing the doctors to do a minimum of physical work if they really wanted to see those figures. About a third didn't bother to peel off the tape! Worse yet, of those that did, another quarter paid no attention to grossly abnormal 16 Todd and Sanford, Clinical Diagnosis by Laboratory Methods, Tentb Edition, p. 177. 17 Drs. \Iagath et al., Aniericati Journal of Clinical Pathology, 1936, vol. 6, p. 568. 11 Drs. W. P. Belk and F. W. Sunderman, same journal. November, 1947, vol. 17, p. 853. '~' Dr. XN'. B. Bean, Archives of Internal Medicine, 105:188, 1960. The Oracles results! They looked without seeing or they saw without perceiving. The laboratory tests need interpretation as much as X-ray pictures do. An o\~erzealous doctor worries when the hematocrit drops from 41 to 39 or the blood cliolesterol rises ten points. He forgets the errors inherent in technique. A difference of ten per cent in blood counts, for example, is insignificant, as is the change from 180 to 190 in a blood glucose determination. And when the norm lies between 150 and 200, as in total blood cholesterol, what difference does it make if one report says 175 and another 190? Another mistake in interpretation arises from scientism: if the test is positive, that's proof. Not so. An example: Increased serum enzyme acti\,ity has been regarded as diagnostic of acute coronary thrombosis. But a 1968 report to the College of American Patbologists pointed out that false positives were common in various gall-bladder disorders, so much so that clinical judgment was more valuable tl-ian the enzyme test in the differential diagnosis of the two conditions. Why go on? A long list of laboratory reports may look good on the patient's chart, but how much does it contribute to his getting better? Now let's go back. There's no denying that the X-ray tube, the ECG machine and the blood analyzer are necessary in some cases for the doctor to establish a diagnosis or to follow the results of his treatment. But the doctor must be aware of the perversity of inanimate objects and not rely on machinery alone. He needs to use his senses and his brains as well. He must be able to interpret tests properly, to discard grossly deviant findings and to take to heart the mistranslated but true Hippocratic dictum that experiment is fallacious. (The original said experience.) Dialectics: it's up to the patient to ask why the repeated tests, why the daily electrocardiograms, why the weekly chest X-rays. To ask why-and not be put off (or down) by double IL-alk. More dialectics: it's also up to the patient not to ask for irrelevai-it tests because they're fashionable (for example, monthly Pap smears). The doctor will undoubtedly oblige the patient by having the test done. Cui bono? Still more dialectics: NVben a doctor tells you a test shows that you have a condition you could not possibly have, tell him be's wrong. Insist that he repeat the test in another laboratory or do a more thorough medical examination. Two examples: The X-ray series shows gallstones in the gall bladder, but your gall bladder was removed years ago (I bad such a case!). The Wassermanii 'Lest for syphilis is positive, but you are a very moral person and never even use public toilets; maybe you have mtiiiips or infections mononucleosis, both of whicii sometimes give the same positive reaction as syphilis. By now you realize that doctors are almost as credulotis as their patients when it comes to laboratory tests. Right there is a danger to liealtb-and sanity. NVben the medicine iiiaii I)elieN,es that his din,iiiatioiis mean something, that's worse for the patient than when he cynically ptits on an act for the sake of impressing the suff erer. I give you no\N, ~iii example of !-low far credulity can go. Suppose you had no si,,-iis or symptoms of diabetes melitis, I)tit you li~i% e ~i N-er\- careful doctor- on the alert for latent disease. Ui-i~~ic analysis shows no sugar. The doctor checks ~,otir fastiii,, blood sugar and your blood stigar two hours aftei- a iiieal. They're normal. Then be does a glucose tolerance test and then what is kiio-,N,ii as a provocati\-e cortisone ,Iticose tolerance test. They're normal, too. YoLi tliiiil.N-oti'i-e off the liook? Not at all. The doctor, a specialist in his field, says sadly, "Too bad. You have pieclial)(,tes." And if you tl-~ink that's a made-up stoi-N-, I i-efer N-oti to a pai)iplilet 1)~, Dr. Ai-tbtir Krosiiick under the iiiipi-iiiiattir of the New Jersey State Department of Health. Ttiei-e the clia-,nosis of prediabetes is said to be confirmed by negative laboratory and clinical findings. There is also a treatment prescribed for this condition. The treatment consists of blood tests ever-,- six months for the dduration of the patient's life. NN'heii the m~,.,,iciaii I)elie\-es in his ina,,ic, beware! The Medicine Vil A Commercial Note "Rielies and honor are what men desire; but if they attain to them by improper means, they should not con tiiiue to hold them." -Confucius, Sayings Clinical laboratories have progressed from the homemaiiufactory stage to modern atitomated assembly line techniques. As in industry in general, each new machiiie represents an outlay of capital that must be recotiped, but it also leads to a lessening of the man-hours needed for finished products. Furtbermo.-e, the number of highly trained (and hence expensive) operatives is reduced; the new techniques can be taught quickly to the equivalent of semiskilled workmen. A conventional twelve-test blood chemistry profile thus may cost less than five dollars-aiid even less in large laboratories. Automation, therefore, can give more and more services at lower and lower costs to the consumer, in this case, the patient. It can but does it? Dr. Herbert Lansky, past president of the New York State Society of Pathologists, has said that doctors contracting with large laboratories have not passed on the. low cost to their patients. Dr. E. G. Shelley, reporting for the American Medical Association judicial Council, describes one bill sent to a patient: "Serolog~,, $7.50; cholesterol, $7.50; ,Ilkaliiie phosphatase, $'1.50; complete blood count, $12; sedimentation rate, $6; glucose, $5; urea, $7.50; uric acid, $7.50." All these tests were done for a charge of $6 to the physician. For an outlay of $6 the doctor got $60.50. Not a bad markup, huh? The College of American Pathologists denied in February, 1969 that it tried to cut down competition and keep prices high, but it agreed, nevertheless, to a cojisent decree rather than fight an antitrust suit. Senator Philip Hart, in February, 1970, chairman of a Senate Antitrust and Monopoly subcommittee, reported that his staff found that a quarter of a billion dollars could be saved annually by reducing the fees paid to hospital pathologists for unneeded but mandatory token supervision. (Nlandator~,-by state laws and the joint Committee on Accreditation of Hospitals. NVlio would dare accuse such honest men as our legislators and our top doctors of having no sense? It's more charitable to say they are in collusion.) A common method of paying hospital pathologists is by a percentage of the gross laboratory charges, 9.57c of which are for routine work which the pathologist did not order, perform, interpret or record. The pathologists say that a laboratory test without interpretation is worthless. They are right, but one wonders whether the cost of that interpretation is not set at what the traffic will bear. (Besides, they don't interpret the tests. The attending physician does-if and when he does.) It is now possible for doctors to enter into contracts with commercial laboratories for a flat fee ranging from $75 to $300 a month. Such a contract entitles the docto to an unlimited number of tests for any number of patients. Naturally he passes on the cost of the service to his patients, just as he passes on the cost of bandages or hypodermic needles. Unfortunately, two temptations arise, one mindless and one mercenary. Because the cost is so little the doctor may order tests indiscriminately, with the expected consequences: the level of informational noise is raised; the doctor is lulled into a sense of complacency that be is giving good medical care; and the patient is deluded into thinking that laboratory tests are essential for diagnosis and treatment. The second temptation is yielded to too often. The doctor, by charging his patients "for laboratory tests," can make a very good profit on a service which was originally intended as a help to him. Such overcharging exists, enough to bring about complaints to medical societies, threats by insurers to refuse payments, and warnings of governmental action. The judicial Council of the American Medical Association has clearly stated its position: let the patient pay the laboratory for his tests; let the doctor be the interpreter of those tests. Thus the suspicion of markups or commissions will be avoided and the doctor will not be tempted to be a profiteer. The statement sidesteps the issue. It looks backward to the time when tests were "handmade" for each patient and doesn't take cognizance of the new contractual laboratory arrangemeilts. Considering that the public spends three billion dollars each year for laboratory work, the question of fees is not trivial. Who is to benefit from the advance in technology-the patient by lower costs or the doctor by increased income? Vill Members of One Body "The art of medicine in Egypt is thus exercised: one physician is confined to the study and management of one disease; there are of course a great number who practice this art; some attend to the disorders of the eyes, others to those of the head, some take care of the teeth, others are conversant with all diseases of the bowels; whilst many attend to the cure of maladies which are less conspicuous." -Herodotus, Euterpe Holy Church is indivisible and one, yet it varies in its observances and rituals. The same with medicine. just as theology's aim is the salvation of souls, so medicine's avowed goals are the prolongation of life and the alleviation of stiffering. And medicine, too, has Byzantine rites and special services for special occasions. Unfortunately no councils, conferences or synods exist in medicine for the guidance of the patient. The honest citizen is left on his own, standing before the directory in the Medical Arts building while be decides on which thaumaturgist he should call on to relieve his headache. Should he see an ophthalmologist, an otolaryngologist, a neurologist, a psychiatrist or (if he's old-fashioned and believes all troubles start in the bowels) a gastroenterologist? Often he pays his money and makes his choice and if he's lucky he makes the right one. What's a specialist? All physicians are licensed by the states of their residence and are presumably equally competent. The license is acquired after a course of study, a period of apprenticeship and the passing of an examination. A specialist is a doctor who has been further tested by selfconstituted superiors in a sharply delimited area of practice. If he survives the ordeal, he is admitted to a College or to a Board or to a Society, and he can charge higher fees for his services. It then follows by circular reasoning that if he charges more money, he is better qualified, money being the criterion of worth in society, and if he is better qualified, he deserves more money. The specialist chooses his field not for the love of science nor for the sake of mental exertion, but because the hours of labor are sborter and the work is easier. This was said as long ago as 1876 by Dr. John Shaw Billings in the American Journal of Medical Sciences. The training and initiatory ordeals have become more rigorous since that time, but the postulants' reasons for undergoing them remain the same. The work doesn't always look easier. Sympathy is readily aroused by the sweat streaming down the tribal dancer's body as be circles around the patient or by the complicated maneuvers he makes with the sacred gourds. The newspapers record and television shows how the specialist manipulates with dexterity the awesome, shining instruments of his trade. And everyone knows of the tremendous advances that have been made in the medical specialties. Only a carping critic, a sotir-puss reactionary, would dare to denigrate those Diplomates and Fellows. Or an innocent child who can't see the emperor's new clothes. Or a tribal malcontent who's seen the wizard's all-too-buman nakedness under his feathered robes. 2. "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." -Samuel Goldwyn Let's start with an easy specialty, one that's been the target of innumerable jokes. But remember Freud's dis covery-that the mocker of sacred subjects is showing his fear (and respect) in a distorted fashion. Wits have been shooting barbs into the psychiatrist's couch for so long that the stuffing's coming out. We'll leave wits (but not our wits) aside and look with an unprejudiced eye at the ministers to the mind diseased, the savants whose specialty is omniscience. These hierophants are unique among specialists in that they freely discuss their methods in lay publications, and in spite of that they remain invested with the aura of magic. Why not? Mental aberrations are the closest thing we moderns have to the possession of the ancients or the stolen souls of aborigines. One who undertakes to treat such aberrations is almost automatically looked on as a mystic, as one who has a key to the secrets of the unknown. The psychiatrist enjoys being thought so: though be modestly disclaims any knowledge unavailable to the educated man and points to the wide distribution of psychiatric articles in the popular press, be hesitates not to give opinions on the sanity of Presidential candidates, advice to educators, and analyses of the motives of revolters against this best of all possible worlds. Some psychiatrists make no bones about being magicians. On April 24, 1968, Professor Morton L. Kurland, a psychiatrist, gave an address at the Academy of Medicine of New Jersey on "Oneiromancy-A Brief Freudian Study of Dream Interpretation." And on March 22, 1971, at the annual meeting of the American Orthopsychiatric Association a paper was presented entitled "What Western Psychotherapists Can Learn from Witch boctors," in which the point was made that witch doctors use the same methods and techniques as do Western psychotherapists-and with about the same results! Psychiatrists have a standard formula for prognosis, the foretelling of the course of a psychic disorder. They say, "This is a complex situation. Time and extensive [and often expensive] treatment will be necessary." They are not being mercenary. The very rich may be treated differently from the very poor, but time and expense remain the same, maybe even more time for the patient and more expense for the taxpayer in the case of those confined to public asylums. (An excellent study, Social Class and Mental Illness, by Drs. Hollingshead and Redlich, points this up quite well.) But it would be supererogatory to confine criticism for the present state of affairs in the treatment of mental illness to the poor (not in the economic sense) psychiatrists, already the butt of night club comedians, ignoramuses and those members of the intelligentsia in The Medicine Mei search of novelty. The last, because of their vocality, help to set the public image of the psychiatrist. They have decided opinions about psychotherapy, a branch of the medical art, more so than they would dare to have about another branch, such as neurosurgery. Their opinions lean now in one direction and now in another, depending on what the book reviews have to say about the latest "discovery" in the field of mental illness. The fact remains that psychiatrists are in great demand, an indication either that as a nation we are getting nuttier or that Parkinson's Law has found another application. In New Haven, Connecticut, for instance, in 1940 there were only three psychiatrists; in 1958 there were 24 full-time psychiatrists, 33 part-timers, and 32 residents in training who took care of patients in clinics, Veterans' Administration hospitals and a private psychiatric hospital. During those eighteen years New Haven's population rose by only 5000. In Iowa, part of the supposedly stable Midwest, where the population increased only from 2,621,736 in 1950 to 2,757,537 in 1960, the number of psychiatrists rose from 15 to 95. In ten years the membership of the American Psychiatric Association more than doubled from its 5534 in 1950 and reached 16,000 in 1967. The increasing supply is the result of the increasing demand. Why? Do the psychiatrists get such good results with their therapies? Are asylums being emptied? Are the couch springs regaining their resilience? Let's see. Take psychoanalysis, for instance, in any of its orthodox, schismatic or heretic forms, a branch of psychiatry many believe to be fundamental to the treatment of the sick psyche. (Psyche comes from the Greek, meaning soul or butterfly. Both develop in grubby darkness and both aspire to the heavens.) Very few careful evaluations of the results of psychoanalysis are available. That's not because of negligence or because the analysts are afraid of what the surveys will show. It's because evaluation is so difficult. Is the patient better because he no longer worries about wetting his bed (You've heard that joke before?). Is she better because she no longer argues with a stupid superior at work or an equally stupid husband at home? Is the insomnia or the palpitation or the weepiness gone? The problem of evaluation is one of goals, and too often the goals are as nebulous for the doctor as the patient. Nevertheless, some studies have been made. Dr. Frederick Wertham, a Voice of Authority, a former president of the American Association for the Advancement of Psychotherapy, says that 60~'c of psychoanalyses are more harmful than Members of One Body helpful and that four out of five analyses are not indicated in treatment. The most extensive study of the results of psychoanalysis showed that fewer than half of the analyzed patients were cured." More recently, the American Psychoanalytic Association, who might be supposed to be prejudiced in favor of their own specialty, undertook a survey to test the efficacy of psycboanalysis. The results observed were so disappointing that they were withheld from publication .2 ' There is a little semantic problem here. Cure may not be the correct word (unless used in the religious sense of a ctire of souls) for a therapy aimed at relieving the anxieties and the discontents caused by upbringing and civilization. But only one-twentieth of psychiatrists are analysts. Do the other nineteen-twentieths do better? Not so you could notice it, especially in the major psychoses. Fortyseven per cent of the hospital beds in the United States are still occupied by the insane, a percentage that has not varied from 1950. The number of patients confined as "schizophrenic" has risen .22 Enthusiasm for lobotomies gave way, when the cold statistics were in, to excitement over insulin shock therapy and electric shock therapy, and that in turn subsided in the face of sober examination of their results. Insulin shock therapy is still used in a few hospitals (despite the occasional accompanying fatalities, euphemistically called irreversible comas) on the ground that schizophrenia is such a hard condition to treat that anything that ever gave the slightest chance of improvement should be continued. Undismayed by their previous failures, the psychiatrists turned to the marvels of psychotropic drugs, and as the latter multiplied, their beneficial restilts became less noticeable. An old adage in medicine states that the more remedies there are for a disorder, the less likely any one of them will be of value. That seems to be true in the psychotherapies. Not that the psychotherapies are worthless. Not at all. The degree of their worth is what's arguable. A recent book (Hunwn Behavior, by Berelson and Steiner) states that sober and scientific evaluation of psychotherapy shows it to be no more useful than general medical advice or counseling for neurotics, but still useful. A group of psychiatrists reported that in a followup study of psychiatric outpatients, very many were "better" after five years, and of those traceable after ten years most were better; the type of psychotherapy seemed to make no difference." In another critical review of the results of psychotherapy, it was pointed out that fast improvement was the chief virtue of psychotherapy; without it, improvement took place, but very SloWly.21 Some psychiatrists have a ready explanation for everything. If the patient is late for his appointment, he's resisting treatment; if he's early, he's overanxious; if lie's right on time, be's compulsive. Because of it's pretension to a sound comprehension of human motivation, the field of psychiatry is very broad. It even has to do with school problems like underachievement ("if he's so smart, why doesn't he get all A's?"), overachievement ("he's too clever for his own good"), aggressiveness ("he's a bully"), submissiveness ("she's always too ready to do what she's told"), showing off and withdrawal, nail-biting and pencil chewing, et cetera, et cetera.15 But why do people seek out the psychiatrists? Why are they in such great demand? Because, faced with problems requiring fundamental changes in our society, men find it easier to categorize those problems as "basically psycbogenic" than to do the harder work of determining the causes of juvenile delinquency, drug addiction, the rising divorce rate, industrial absenteeism and racial strife. In a secular world where God is either dead or has given us tip in disgust, men turn to the gods at hand. They run to those they believe know everything about the workings of the human mind. They cry out like children for Papa to forgive their trespasses, to brush their troubles away, to ease their guilt and excuse their mental laziness by tittering a few charms like Oedipus complex, identity crisis, ambivalence and flight from reality. Their demands are unreasonable. The chasm betweeii what people think psychiatrists do and what their limited techniques can do is great indeed. But it wouldn't do for a healer of souls to tell them that. People expect so much of the psychiatrist that some doctors forget their mortal limitations and succumb to a 20 Dr. R. P. Knight, "Evaluation of the Results of Psychoanalytic Therapy," American Journal of Psychiatry, 1941, 98:434-446. 21 Dr. Anthony Storr, "The Concept of Cure," in Psychoanalysis Observed, Baltimore, 1968, p. 57. 22 Dr. Felix von Mendelssohn, This is Psychiatry, New York, 1964, p. 207. 23 Drs. A. il. Stone et al., "Intensive Five Year Follow-up Study of Treated Psychiatric Outpatients," Journal of Nervous and 2VIental Diseases, 133:410, 1961. 24 Dr. Hans J. Eysenck, "Effects of Psychotherapy," International Journal of Psychiatry, 1:99, 1965. 25 Dr. S. S. Radin, "Mental Health Problems in School Children," Journal of School Health, 32:392, December, 1962. belief that they are deities. They arrogate to themselves the role of expert on everything from colonialism to cancer prophylaxis. For the former read Dr. Frantz Fanon's book, The Wretched of the Earth. The latter was discussed at a conference at the New York Academy of Sciences (May 1968), where three prominent psychiatrists suggested that, on the basis of their findings that cancer patients they studied were people who denied or suppressed emotion after experiencing personal loss or tragedy, cancer might one day be prevented by propbylactic psychotherapy. A reading of their reports is illuminating: they illustrate what is called the logical fallacy of the undistributed middle. Psychiatrists are not quacks or charlatans. They sincerely believe that what they do has value in the treatment of mental illness. The problem with the practice of psychiatry lies in that very belief, Too many psychiatrists exaggerate their own capacities. Dr. David Cooper, a psychiatrist himself, says of his colleagues, "in fact, many psychiatrists are second-rate doctorspeople who could not 'make it' in general medicine, but this fact does not limit the possibilities of pretence.... The doctor is invested, and sometimes invests himself, with magical powers of understanding and curing. Whether the formal training of psychiatrists includes qualification in magical omnipotence is perhaps uncertain, but the image is reinforced and perpetuated in many ways ."2' The selfaggrandizement of many psychiatrists often leads people to seek more and more of their opinions and advice, thus encouraging those psychiatrists to assume still greater divine attributes. Such psychiatrists have good precedent for their arrogance. Freud wrote a monograph on Leonardo da Vinci based entirely on a bad translation of his writings. He wrote another, Moses and Monotheism, that displayed his imperfect acquaintance with Egyptology and comparative religion. (I won't even mention Totem and Taboo, that masterpiece of Schund-Anthropologie.) There is a dialectic relationship in the ballyhoo about psychiatry and its overrating. Both the witch doctor and his patient are at fault. But no one denies the existence of psychic disorders that make the sufferer therefrom miserable, that distress his family, that may be a danger to the community. We can't dispense with psychiatrists. But we can divest them of their priestly clothes and remove them from the pedestals we have erected for them. We can recognize that they are human beings using experimental tools to deal with illnesses of uncertain etiology. The Medicine Me~ We can demand from them a clear statement of their goals when they start to treat a patient. We can insist that their results be visible to others. We can ask for interim reports on progress or the lack of it. One thing we cannot afford to do and that is to be brainwashed by torrents of mystical phrases so that we forget what the purpose of psychiatry is-the treatment of a sick man or woman. 3. A CYNICAL FABLE Once upon a time there was a young man whose family wanted him to be a physician. The young man, who was a dutiful son and anxious to avoid the draft, therefore entered a premedical course at a university. After five years, be received a Bachelor of Science degree; be bad taken a year off for cultural study in Europe. The young man then entered medical school. Because of the shortage of physicians and the faculty's resultant need to pass everyone, be did not find the course of study terribly onerous. In due time, five years later, the young man was graduated with the degree of M.D. The extra year, to widen his horizons, be bad spent with various peace missions in those benighted foreign countries just emerging into the dawn of NVestern civilization and its concomitant diseases. The year further broadened his knowledge of non-American cultures. He learned that being poor is worse than being rich, that English is more widely understood than Xhosa, and that flush toilets are not a necessity. The young man then entered upon an internship that was to prepare him for the exigencies of actual medical practice. He learned that emergeiicy-room service means the treatment of the common cold, that illegible handwriting prevents calliiigs-down for errors in charts and that laboratory tests save wear and tear on brains. On the completion of his internship, the young man, being very patriotic and having no other recourse, undertook his military duties. Because he was highly trained and was an officer, he spent two years at a military post, at which be okayed treatment given by the master sergeant of his detachment, gave lectures on the dangers of venereal (as opposed to martial) combat, 26 Dr. David Cooper, Psychiatry and Anti-Psychiatry, London, 1967, pp. 24, 93. Members of One Body and learned the extraordinary serviceability of the third person, passive voice and subjunctive mood in writing reports. He was then ready for a residency. Not fODd of blood and bored by physical examinations, the young man decided to become a psychiatrist, psychiatry also being a branch of medicine that requires no great otitlaN7 for equipment. He took up a residency in an ultramodern psychiatric hospital complete with computers for fudging statistics, a pharmacy full of psveliotropic drugs of unknown menace, and beatitiftilln- decorated opeii wards with the most cleverly disg,,iised restraints. The hospital had a steady inflow of the meii4LaIIN, ,N,eak and halt. It also had an equally steady outflow of the same, in order to maintain its reputation as an up-to-date institution with neither back wards nor simple custodial care, a place that specialized in active tlierap~,. The young man was taught that cold baths, colectomies, lobotomies and shock treatments were antiquated and harmful. He was so well indoctrinated with psn~cliopharmacological propaganda that, on the completion of his residency, be was unprepared for the Dews that iii order to be a successful psychiatrist lie needed a tliorougb analysis of his own psyche. Having during this time married and, therefore, being in need of money, the man (young now oiiIN, 1),, ~courtesy) entered practice while he underwent aiia]N,sis. Of course, aware of his limitations, be treated oiil-,, psychotics and neurotics. He spent most of his free time giving lectures (unbolstered by such trivia as facts) to lay groups on the great advances made in the field of psychiatry. These lectures, be was told by his older and presumably wiser colleagues, were ethical means of publicizing his name and qualifications and thus of increasing his practice. His advisers were correct. The man was soon able to provide his family with the necessaries of daily living commensurate with his status: a large house, several cars, private schools for his cliildren, expensive jewelry for his wife, and a couiitr~--eltil-) membership for himself. Meanwhile, the man went on NN7itll his analysis. Faced with the range from ortliodox to radical-from the phylacteries of the Freudians to the nudity of the neo-existentialists-tlie Diaii (an educated consumer) made the "best buy," an analysis of ii-ioderate length and of little cost. The analysis resulted, first, in his developing insights into his character, and, second, in iiiakiii,, strong den A rnerica?i attitude toward medical doctors as uiewed in fenses against the defects he uncovered. He learned (MORE), the rnagazitie of iotirnalism. humility by finding lie was not so sinart as be thought 29 be was; be coped with that by boasting, in papers read before medical associations, of his therapeutic successes. He learned that his Yoals were as limited as his capabilities-, lie stii-ii-iotiiited that kiioNN,Ied,,e by raising his fees, to prove his ~,N,ortli and the value of his aiiil)itioiis. He recognized his egocentricity; lie overcame it by mockmo(lest disclaimers of credit for his increased activities in coiiiiiiiiiiitn, affairs. Because of his professional attainments and his civic activities, I)N7 the time the iiiaii had reached the end of middle age, lie was freqtieiitIN, called on to give his opinion on subjects which affected the lives of his fellow citizens: the iiieiital capacities of Presidential iioiiiiiiees, the pi-oplix,laxis of teeii-age drug use, and the relative values of Nar~,iiig educational theories. Ile became kiio\\,ii as an expert, appeaiiiit, before Coiigi~essioiial committees, testifn,iii(r in court cases and being a TN' panelist. At the dinner gi\,eii him on the tweiity-fiftli aiiiii\-ei-sary of his starting practice, the man responded to the toasts I)v a statesmanlike speech critical of the risiii(r generation, \vlio were (lepartiiig from the basic \,irtlies of iiite(ti-itv, honest\, and self -discipline, who forsook peaceful i-efoi-iii for riot in the cause of revolution, and who refused to benefit from the paiiiftill-,, acquired (tliroti(rli experience) wisdom of their elders. NIORAL: There's always a market for skiiii milk iiiasqtteradiii(r as cre~iiii. 30 The Medicine M 4. "A fashionable surgeon, like a pelican, can be recogiiized bv the size of his bill." J. C. Da Costa, The Trials and Triumphs of a Surgeon At first glance no specialty would seem to be more removed from the pseudo-religiosity of psychiatry than surgery. Surgeons are not concerned with what was and when; they deal with here and now. The objects of their attentions are not such stuff as dreams are made of, but concrete matters like stones and tumors. They treat their patients not by exorcism but by the laying on of hands. (Surgeon is derived from chirurgeon, from the Greek cheir = band and ergon = work.) And yet what more resembles an esoteric religious ritual than an operation? It's done behind closed doors, with the anxious relatives waiting in an anteroom until the surgeon, still wearing his robes of office, comes out and shakes his head sadly or beams wisely before he says, "Well, we've done what we could. Now everything depends on his recuperative powers." That's an overt admission, if I ever heard one, that the mystical forces of nature will do the rest, the surgeon having complied with the placatory rituals. It is also a variant of covering-up (q.u. sup.) (Incidentally, have you ever noticed how doctors of all description dote on the regal we? "We'll do some tests," and "We'll decide today." It's as though standing by his side is an invisible man almost as competent as lie is.) What actually goes on behind the closed doors is not entirely a mystery; you've seen the spectacle dozens of times in the movies or on TV. Clad in white pajamas, masked, bead covered, the surgeon solemnly scrubs and scrubs and scrubs his hands. (You've never seen the I)Lllge in the sock underneath one of the legs of those pajamas. 'I'bat's where the surgeon stows away his billfold. And in the movies the plot advances during the scrubbing. In real life the time is spent conversing about golf, politics, the student revolt and so forth.) The surgeon walks, arms up, elbows dripping, into the operating room and is assisted into a covering garment and helped with the putting on of rubber gloves. Then he takes his place at the operating table under an inverted bowl of lights. The patient lies there unconscious, tubes attached to his outstretched arms, a balloon on his face; he is covered with drapes and surrounded by the surgeon's assistants, nurses and onlookers. The rest you don't see. You only hear the slap of hemostats, the sharp requests for gauze, scalpel, scissors, the whisperings of the attendants wheeling in strange and cumbersome apparatus. Occasionally the surgeon, without removing his arm plunged into the patient's innards, turns his head to have a nurse mop his sweating brow. The scene is dramatic, yet calm, like the part where Charlton Heston strikes the rock. And afterwards, when the surgeon describes what he's done, the drama remains. As in Greek tragedies, the very language is elevated in keeping with the solemnity of the occasion. The abdomen is incised, not cut; the tissues are divtilsed, not spread apart; the wound is sutured, not sewed. Oliver Wendell Holmes (still not the jurist) once dryly remarked, "Some men ligate bleeding vessels; others tie them. Hemorrhage stops in either case." The awe and respect with which surgeons are held can be judged by the size of their fees and by their pomposity. They are so surrounded by apprehensive patients, reverent families and subservient nurses that they brook criticism neither by laymen nor by their peers (if they admit they have the latter). It took man years of nagging, baggling, and politely applied force majeure before surgeons permitted tissue committees in their hospitals. The sole purpose of such committees was to establish the justification for surgery; they set up standards and applied sanctions against those men doing unnecessary or bad surgery. They proved their value. In one hospital 262 appendectomies for acute appendicitis were performed in 1953; in 1954, when a tissue committee was organized, only 178 were done, but the pathologist reported that 36~',, of the appendices removed were not inflamed; by 1957, only 62 11 acute" appendices were operated on, and the percentage of normal appendices removed in those cases dropped to 16 ~~. 2,- In another hospital, 593 appeiidectomies were done in 1952; after the organization of a tissue committee in 1956, only 184 appendectomies were performed. Operations for the separation of abdominal adhesions declined in the same period from 133 to 60; cliolecystectomies (removal of gall bladders) dropped from 173 to 117, but more thorough operations (exploration of the common biliary duct) rose from 16 21 to 38 in those cases. 27 Dr. Harvey R. Sharpe, Jr., "The Effect of a Tissue Committee on Appendectomy in a General Hospital," Wisconsin Iledical Journal, 59:135, 1960. 21' Reported from the Nlissotiri Baptist Hospital (St. Louis) in the Bulletin of the American College of Surgeons, 43:449, 1958. Members of One Body I don't want to imply that surgeons as a class are unethical or incompetent. They are not, and far less so than many of their colleagues in other specialties. They may be unthinking, they may be carried away by their very competence into doing operations they shouldn't be doing, and some of them may even be stupid, but why should the public expect more of them than of officials chosen by the electorate? Let's return to the operating room and see what you I ve missed at the first showing. Remember that rigidly aseptic atmosphere where gei-iiis are scrubbed and washed away? The patient has been wheeled into the operating room on a trol]eN,-cart and lifted onto the operating table. Stop and think. NN'bere has that cart been? Its wheels lian-e traversed hospital corridors where the shoes of N,isitors lian,e brought in dirt, where doctors attending infected cases have trod, and now it comes into that nice clean operating room. And look at the patient. EN,eryone else is capped and masked. If the patient wears a cap or turban, it has been displaced by his journey from his room to the operating suite or it will soon be displaced by the anesthetist. The patient doesn't wear a mask; be can be talking nervously and spraying millions of bacteria from his mouth until be is put to sleep (temporarily, of course, since that etipbemisrn does not apply to htimans). Nine times out of ten he is wearing leggings, draw-stringed bags covering both legs to the midcalves. lvby? If be's so dirty, why not clean him up first in his room, and if be's not, why does be wear the leggings? I called several hospitals to ask why the leggings were worn. The operating room supervisors unanimously answered, "It's traditional." How much more is traditional? Many things. Start with the scrubbing. A recent study by Dr. Ralph C. Richards, professor of surgery at the University of Utah Medical Center, showed that prolonged scrubbing was unnecessary, that 70~Ir ethyl alcohol removed more bacteria from the bands in one mint-ite than were removed in ten minutes of scrubbing with soap. Prolonged scrubbing is a carry-over from the days when surgeons first stopped operating in frock coats. The drapes, too, are traditioiial-tbose drapes under which the patient's temperature steadily rises. Multiple layers of sterile cloth drapes were devised to keep the entire operative field free of external contamination and to insure that blood and pus would be quickly absorbed by the fibers of the drapes. But now there are lightweight plastic coverings that can be taped around the field and disposable light sterile paper drapes for the rest of the corpus (not corpse). Use of both obviates washing and sterilizing linens, and saves time ii-i the operating room. Asepsis, the prevention of bacterial infection, is the reason for the scrubbing, the rubber gloves, the drapes, the sterilized instruments. Some hospitals have operating suites, access to which is by special elevators; all require that the surgeon cover his street shoes with cloth boots or wear shoes reserved for the operating room. Such regulations are comprehensible until you consider: what about the orderlies and nurses who bring the patients to be operated on? Are their shoes permanently shielded from infectious bacteria outside the operating room? I would think that if breaks in aseptic technique must be so zealously guarded against, then all personnel working in the operating rooms should be subject to the same rules. Furthermore, anyone who has ever been in the emergency room of a busy hospital has seen how such a place functions. Wounds are sewed, with sterile instruments and suttires, of course, but all around is a hubbub: police officers wander in and out; relatives weep, wail, and blow their noses; nurses come from taking the temperature of a child with a sore tbroat into the room where a laceration is being repaired; masks and caps are conspicuously absent. And yet torn skin beals and no infection supe.venes. Well, you sa~,, rigid asepsis is impossible under emergency conditions. A nagging tbought-maybe it is also IlDiiecessary under others? Oi-ie medical center has broken with tradition by doing what it calls a mini-prep (in presu-mably already infected cases-a sort of what-the-liejl attitude) : the area is washed well with soap and water, and only three towels are used as drapes. "In the year tl)at we have been using this approach we have been impressed 21 [with it] ... What aboi-it war surgery done, as you've seen on the screen, under teiits, in the open air, ;.n a manner at which any self-respecting operating room supervisor would bold up her bands in bar.-or? The statistics are amazingly good. Take my word for it, the results of battlefield surgery (in relation to infection) are almost as good as civilian surgery do~-ie with full ceremony. (On second thought, don't take my word for it. Write to your congressman for full details. It will do him good to know that his constituents are on their toes and that they expect him to be, also.) 29 Described by Dr. William J. Ledger, of the University of \Iichigan Nledical Center, in Hospital Practice, July, 1968, p. 34. 32 Tradition extends to surgical technique itself. Laborious hand work is still used when advanced machinery is available. 'iL recall the furor aroused at a medical convention when surgeons from the Soviet Union demonstrated their stitching machines for the sewing together of blood vessels; practically none are used to this day in the United States. A stapling machine useful in stomach surgery is in routine use in Japan, but in only a few hospitals in this country. (In one of those hospitals, the surgeons wear belts and suspenders-they suture the same area after the stapling is completed.) In 1955 a Dutch surgeon, Dr. fete Boerema, introduced a snaptogether plastic button for gastrointestinal operations; it saved time and, better yet, could be applied in areas where ordinary sewing was extremely difficult, if not impossible. The device was reported on in the Annals of Stirgery; it was no secret. Fifteen years later it was first used in this country. But conservative and traditional as surgeons are, they are simultaneously innovators and radicals. Patieiits used to be kept in bed for a week after an operatioii; it took a world war with its concomitant shortage of doctors, nurses and hospital beds to bring about acceptance of the idea of early ambulation. Then the race started to see how soon patients could get up postoperatively; -it is now agreed that he may (not can) walk as soon as he recovers from the effects of the anesthetic. Formerly surgeons refused to operate on cases where cancer had spread through viscera, pelvic bones and spine; now, with improved techniques, they deligbtedly report additions to the pelvic exenteration operation (in which parts of the bowel and bladder and all pelvic tissue are removed) by doing translumbar amputations which leave the patients in a worse condition than the illusionist's half-woman, the cancer prestimal)ly having been eliminated, but the life left not worth living. Dr. Michel Garbay, reporting on a case (with liorror-indticing illustrations) in which he performed this operation (La Presse M~dictile, 1967, 76: 559) acknowledges his debt to American surgery by citing five cases done in the United States, dating from 1962. The total number of cases is now seventeen. Another illustration of bold surgical technique was the recent separation of Siamese twins joined at the iiii(lliiie, with three legs (one with two feet) jutting out fi-oiii the sides of the body. In an operation requiring six surgeons and lasting twelve hours, the twins Were separ~tted and remained alive. But not exactly well. To quote one of the surgeons (name on request), "No one should look at the separation as leaving two normal The Medicine M children either anatomically or physiologically. They will need orthopedic surgery to bring down their good legs, and a prosthesis will have to be fitted to the other side. They have permanent colostomies, and the urethral function remains to be determined ...... The greatest surgical achievements have been in the field of cardiovascular surgery leading up to the sangliinary orgy of cardiac transplants. The drama of transplanting a heart from one individual to another (or perhaps the publicity attendant on Dr. Barnard's initial success) spurred surgeons to such unreasoning levels that the Board of Medicine of the National Academy of Sciences felt constrained to set up comprehensive guidelines for the procedure. (One guideline was to make sure that the donor was dead!) It warned that cardiac transplantation was not an accepted form of therapy but a scientiflc experiment. Furthermore, although there may be some uncertainty about when the donor will die or has died, there is even more uncertainty about the ultimate fate of the recipient. TI-te heart transplant is not the same as a kidney transplant; if the latter fails, the technique known as dialysis is still available for the prolongation of life; but if the cardiac transplant fails, woe! To be fair to the medical profession, I must say that from the very beginnings of cardiac transplantation, physicians have voiced their doubts about the procedure. As time goes on and the public becomes more informed about the uncertainties of the operation, the voices become louder. Dr. George E. Burch, president of the American College of Cardiology, says, At what point can the medical man, in good conscience and given the wide range of drug and surgical therapies available, tell his patient that medicine has nothing to offer him except an experimental 4nd hazardous procedure? ... To compound the problem, the patient may already have been persuaded by publicity in the mass media that transplantation is his real salvation . . . 40,000 patients could be restored to a useful life at far less cost and without the immunologic problprns of transplantation." And Dr. John J. Hanlon, past president of the American Public Health Association, wryly comments that the $60,000 over-all cost of one heart transplant with dubious chance of success could be better used to train four physicians who could treat thousands of patients; he suggested it was time to stop the narrow thinking typified by such surgery and apply the money to preventive medicine. The arguments about cardiac transplants brought out some interesting statistics. A study of congenital Members of One Body (present from birth) heart disease in adults (237 cases) showed that only 37 had died at the time of the survey and 19 of those had died from surgery done to correct the defect. Another study, of the causes of death of 109 patients with cerebrovascular disease from narrowed carotid arteries, showed that 57 had died while under medical treatment and 52 after surgical treatment, no great statistical difference. Dr. Barnard, defending himself at a surgical congress, pointed out that surgeons operate on children with atrial septal defects although life up to fifty or sixty years is very possible in such cases. Another speaker commented that it was often smarter to leave well enough alone rather than tamper with the anatomical peculiarities a patient had, because the cost of attempting correction might far exceed the price of a judicious do-nothing approach. Among those costs (other than the hazard of immediate death on the operating table or shortly after the operation) is permanent brain damage from anoxia or fat embolism. (Fat embolism is a condition in which globules of fat lodge like clots in an artery.) Dr. J. Donald Hill of the Pacific Medical Center in San Francisco says flatly, ". . . The vast majority of patients leaving the hospital after open heart surgery have varying degrees of fat embolism in their brains." About cardiac transplants for themselves, doctors answered a poll in no uncertain terms. Fiftythree per cent of respondent cardiologists (218 in all) would not consent to heart transplant surgery if they had advanced heart disease with a poor prognosis; an additional 20c/c, were undecided.'o The problem of transplants is not one of technique. No one can deny that the surgical feats are amazing. What is too bad is that they are so good that surgeons, in their zeal to show their skill, go ahead before all the problems of tissue-matching and tissue-rejection have been solved. Even after the death of Dr. Blaiberg, overoptimistic comments appear in the surgical literature, to the point where such science-fiction stories as brain transplants are discussed. One doctor in Texas not too long ago performed what he called an eye transplant. If he did what the press claims he did, only charity can excuse him for his ignorance of physiology. Experiments with drugs are usually so carefully circumscribed and controlled since the thalidomide fiasco that one is puzzled by the freedom with which surgeons experiment and by the equal nonchalance with which patients submit to the operations. Let's forget about cardiac transplants. Here's a better example of surgeons rushing in where angels fear to tread. There is a psychiatric (yes, sir-psychiatric) condition in which the patient feels he/she would be happier were he/she to belong to the opposite sex. I do not refer to true hermaphroditism (often curable and actually cured by operation) but to transsexualism. Reputable surgeons do not hesitate to offer their services to men (not women-because constructing an erectile penis is an impossibility) who want to have their genital organs removed and an artificial vagina constructed. Christine Jorgensen (real) and Myra Breckenridge (fictional) are examples of what can be done. What can be done-but should it? Should it? Suppose you were a doctor with around 350 pounds). You could hospitalize restricted diet, and assure him that more Or-you could hook up the beginning of the bowel, thus bypassing the area where food an obese patient (fat, very fat, the patient, put him on a than 100 pounds would be lost. small intestine to the large absorption takes place. The patient could then eat whatever he pleased-hot fudge sundaes, whipped cream cakes, home fried potatoes-and lose weight anyway. Who needs to diet if such a marvelous procedure is available? But don't run yet to the nearest surgeon. First remember that the operation is physiologically unsound and then read about the damage it can do to the liver.~l Which brings us to the difference between surgical achievements and progress. Dr. Eddy D. Palmer (another Voice of Authority) castigated a meeting of surgeons for their lack of distinction between the two. It would be difficult to show, said he, that a patient with cancer of the stomach in 1966 would fare better than a patient with the same disease in 1866. He also pointed out that the surgical treatment of duodenal ulcer reflected not only the failure to add much to our knowledge of gastroduodenal physiology but also showed technical regression from time to time. New operations were continually being put forward, hailed as the final answer and then quietly discarded as disillusioning evaluations poured in. just as in cardiac transplantation, the techniques outstripped the knowledge of physiology. 30 Reported in the Journal of the Wedical Society of New Jersey, May, 1968, p. 223. 31 Drs. E. J, Drenick, F. Simmons, and J. F. Murphy, reporting in the New England Journal of Medicine, 282:829, 1970. 34 The Medicine M I get the feeling that maybe there are new dance steps, but the rhythm and results are the same. But don't blame the surgeons alone! They're just keeping up with the public demand for brilliance and breakthroughs. People are impressed by surgery because actions speak louder than words. Manual dexterity, like prestidigitation, is more spectacular than the mental processes needed to arrive at an accurate diagnosis or sound surgery. In medical school I had a professor who said, "Truth is revealed and mystery dispelled by the use of the aseptic scalpel." One of his medical colleagues laughed when the aphorism was repeated to him and asked, "What about a hot, tender, swollen shoulder joint? Would he operate first and think later?" The medical man did not consider that people want a definitive solution to problems, not long, drav,,n-out treatments, and what's more definitive than transplants, excision or amputation? Think twice-maybe three times-when a doctor recommends a surgical procedure for you. Ask what are the possible complications, what are the chances of dying from the operation, and most important, how much longer will you live comfortably if you're not operated on. That's what I did. 5. A SIMPLE SOLUTION A man had a fungus infection of the toes (athlete's foot), especially between the webs of the third aud fourth toes on each foot. Three weeks of treatment cleared the infection temporarily. When it recurred, the fifth toe on the right foot was amputated and the third and fourth toes sewed together, eliminating the web. The patient was so pleased with the result that he wanted the same operation done on the left foot, but by this time more conservative therapy had controlled the infection and the surgeons did not operate. The surgeons learned from that first case. What? Not that conservative therapy might help, but that in their next case they'd better do both sides at once. They did. They removed all except the great toe on each foot. End of disease. The above is true. It was reported in the Achives of Derinatology, 99:6. By analogy, recurrent headaches can be permanently eliminated by the use of the guillotine. 6. "Better a snotty child than his nose wiped off." George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs Serenely pursuing the mysteries of their craft, the otolaryngologists (nose, throat and ear men) pay no attention to the crude television pictures of sinus cavities and blocked-unblocked nasal passages. They used to be eye, ear, nose and throat specialists, as though proximity of structure had relation to diagnosis and therapy. Imagine them treating brain tumors by the same reasoning! Common sense finally prevailed. The specialty underwent fission into ophthalmologists and otolaryngologists. The ENT men feel secure in their profession; they have no need to unbend to the fickle public. They know that as long as women talk and men blow their noses and children have sore throats their services will be called for. They don't resist change. Not at all. When optical engineers developed an operating microscope, the otolaryngologists gladly used that instrument for science-fiction types of manipulation of the tiny auditory ossicles in the treatment of otosclerosis, a form of deafness. When other engineers improved audiometers, the otolaryngologists took over to improve their diagnostic techniques. Such an ecumenical spirit can only be commendeduntil one looks carefully at the practice and discovers that the addition of the new and helpful has not necessarily meant the discarding of the old and harmful. Take such a well-known instrument as the otoscope, for example. You know that cute little searchlight device with the small earpiece that the doctor uses to examine the ears. With that device the doctor can see the eardrum and can tell whether it's inflamed. But if it isn't-well, he's doing his best to inflame it. I quote: "The study showed beyond a reasonable doubt that it is possible to induce purulent otitis media (pussy inflammation of the middle ear) through excessive manipulation in the ear canal. It is little wonder, then, that there are many who consider the use of the direct otoscope a curse rather than a blessing." Poking at the delicate tissues of a child's ear canal (and who can prevent poking when the little darling is squirming and fighting?) irritates those tissues; if the earpiece is not scrupulously 32 Dr. H. Bakwin, "Pseudodoxia Pediatrica," New England joumal of Medicine, 232:691, 1945. Members of One Body clean, infection supervenes. But doctors learn, even if it does take them a long time. In 1969 disposable earpieces came into fairly general use. The otolaryngologist has a special place in the social maturation of children. Long before any of the other rites of passage (like wearing a training bra or getting a driver's license) are undertaken, he initiates the child into painful health-consciousness, one of the desiderata of our society. He removes the tonsils and adenoids. Tonsillectomy, with its concurrent adenoidectomy and its equally concurrent morbidity (illness) and unfortunate mortality, is the operation most frequently performed (except for those procedures associated with childbirth) in the United States today. It accounts for 100 to 300 deaths annually in this country. Those figures are not mere statistics-they're made up of the wailing of mothers for their lost children, children who died as the result of an "elective" operation. Who elected to do it? The parents? The doctor? That's mortahty. N4orbidity includes the 42.8c/c of children losing IO(IC of their blood volume and the 3~~c losing more than 25~',, leading to, in some cases, tying off of the external carotid artery in the neck (a formidable operation with potential serious aftereffects) and, in others, to more than five transfusions. Furthermore, the operation has profound and bad psychological effects. Consider-a child is separated from his parents, put in a strange bed, stuck with a needle and then terrorized by having a mask clamped over his face so that be must breathe a suffocating gas. No wonder the psychiatric literature is full of evidence that childhood tonsillectomy may cause night terrors, abnormal dependency on parents and deep hostility toward doctors. Why is the operation done? Ask the doctor who advises it or the one who performs it, and the answer will be double-talk, if he bothers to answer at all. More likely you'll be looked at as an anarchist radical who carries a Molotov cocktail in one hand and a copy of Chairman Mao's teachings in the other, one of those wise guys who dares to question the eternal verities. Actually, doctors themselves (including a few, a very few otolaryngologists) have long been doubtful of the value of tonsillectomy. The consensus is that tonsils are being removed merely because they're there. After all, no one knows their function; therefore, no one can say with assurance that their removal is harmful. "Enlarged tonsils" is a statement, not a disease; it is in the category of a retrousse' nose or a receding chin. Doctors agree that tonsillectomies can be done for any condition except acute tonsillitis; in that case it is contraindi cated. In other words, tonsillectomy should be done in the absence of tonsillar infection; the operation is safest when done on perfectly healthy individuals. Dr. Bakwin (quoted previously) reported that no correlation existed between a child's health status and recommendation for the operation; bow the physician felt about it was the decisive factor. Ah! I hear you say, but tonsillectomy is a propbylactic measure, not a therapeutic one. Removing those lymphoid blobs from the throat will prevent colds, rheumatic fever, sore throats and a dozen other ailments. Not at all. Survey after survey, study after study, year after year, all have demonstrated that cliildren whose tonsils have been removed are no better off in health than before the operation, that rheumatic fever is not prevented, that indeed no determinable value adheres to the operation. One of the first controlled community studies on tonsillectomy (in Rochester, New York, in 1922) showed it bad no effect on the recurrence of otitis, bronchitis, laryngitis, pneumonia or rheumatic fever; yet this past year one-third to one-fifth of all children hospitalized in that same area were admitted for tonsillectomies! A more recent survey (1968) says the indications for the operation should be severely limited to children between the ages of five and seven who have persistent nonallergic nasal obstruction from very large adenoids or who have tonsils so big that they cannot swallow. The operation is worthless "for repeated colds, chronic cough and other respiratory diseases, or anorexia [loss of appetite]. With antibiotics, there is little need for the operation in patients with a history of rheumatic fever'or nephritis . . ."33 And a professor of otolaryngology at Johns Hopkins University, Dr. Donald F. Proctor, says, "We now know that recurrent tonsillitis is generally a benign disease to be expected during one or two years of the average child's life. We believe that the presence of tonsils and adenoids during early childhood may play a role in the development of normal [immune] defense mechanisms . . . if each child is treated more consideratelv, fewer psychoneurotic complaints will complicate the lives of adults." To illustrate the unthinking acceptance of tonsillectomy as a procedure of value, first consider that in 33 Dr. Robert J. Haggerty, of the University of Rochester, N.Y., in an article in Pediatrics, 41:815. '36 12'~ of the patients operated on, the complication of post-operative bleeding occurs and then ask why the operation is performed on hemophiliac patients who are almost guaranteed to bleed. Yet it is done. And in,aenioi-is doctors resort to novel methods (cryosurgery, for instance, done by Dr. Hans von Leden of the Uni\-ersity of Southern California at Los Angeles) to obviate hemorrhage. A thinking person might say-why do it at all? Really, why are tonsillectomies done? The obvious, but incorrect, answer is venality. Again I hasten to rise to the defense of my colleagues. The same studies I lian,e mentioned also show that economic considerations play no part in recommendations for the operation; clinic and welfare patients have proportionately as many tonsillectomies as those able to pay for that dubious service. Tonsillectomy is done because of mental inertia, because a break with established ritual is emotionally painful, and because (very important) parents feel that they would be depriving their children of the benefits of good medical care were they not to offer them up to the tonsillar guillotine as to Moloch. (Guillotine is not used metaphorically; it is the name of an instrument.) "Ritualistic surgery" is what one eminent pediatrician calls tonsillectomy. He puts it in the same category as sacrificial castration or the pubertal knocking out of teeth. But what if your doctor recommends tonsillectomy for your child? Immediately you can come to the conclusion that he is either stupid or mentally lazy. Time to change doctors. 7. A STUFFY NOSE Don't get the idea that otolaryngology is a needless specialty. It is not. The operative cures for several types of deafness have been nothing short of marvelous, and the recent results in the treatment of cancer of the larynx equally so. Even in such a mundane case as a chronically running nose, the ENT man can often effect a cure by removing what shouldn't be there. People have strange habits. Here is a list of what I have removed from the nasal passages--of adults as well as children: Bits of rubber eraser Paper clips Cotton swabs Lima beans (uncooked) The Medicine Men A shoelace Crayons Tin foil Bolts and screws Newspaper Toothpaste caps A piece of frankfurter Assorted nuts (metal and edible An ENT friend of mine added to the above. He removed a beetle, watermelon seeds (ungerminated) ) cigarette butts, popcorn and a jack (playing, not automobile). 8. "Birth, and copulation, and death That's all the facts when you come down to brass tacks." -T. S. Eliot, "Sweeney Agonistes" Unlike the EENT men, who split off the first E, the obstetricians and the gynecologists have amalgamated. (Pronounce gynecologists as you please. Authorities differ. Classicists say Guy; modernists can't make up their minds between Gin and Jine.) The two groups have united not because they deal with the same anatomical parts but because of the falling birth rate. It stands to reason that in the nine-month interval between conception and delivery the obstetrician should do more than sit and twiddle his thumbs while waiting. He might just as well be doing something useful like repairing the tissues damaged in a previous delivery or like making fertile women infertile or the other way around. (I say he not because I am a male chauvinist, but because the number of women practicing medicine in this country is negligible, deplorably so. I can be smug in my deplo'ring--oDe of my daughters is a physician.) The OB-GYN man is surrounded by a mystic aura compounded of fear, male hostility, female adulation and a peculiar glamour. The fear is mixed with awe. It is understandable. It is a primitive, almost reflex, response to one who seems to bring forth life "between corruption and comiption," as St. Augustine said. It is the mouth-open wonder at one who touches with impunity the secret parts, at the magician who disregards the lightning of parental and societal disapproval, at the fearless prober of the mysteries of the Bona Dea. The hostility of the male is derived from envy of privileged voyeurism, from his feeling of exclusion from an area in which he has a vital interest, and from a mistrust of the doctor, a mistrust fostered by the lurid imaginations of the doctor-novel writers. The adulation of the female is also comprehensible. On the Members of One Body surface, it occurs because the doctor actually helps women in trouble and pain. Analysts have said it is a socially acceptable surrendering to incest fantasies; more skeptical observers consider it a barely disguised lubricity, for with whom else could women indulge in conversation that would make the Wife of Bath blush? Glamour attends the picture of the frantic racer with the stork, the weary, haggard doctor patiently comforting the woman in travail, the sympathetic listener to the woes of womankind. Besides being a healer, the doctor is used as a father-confessor, a confidant, and an advicegiver. Small wonder then that the heads of so many OBGYN men are turned. They undertake to merit the confidence placed in them. They forget the limitations of human knowledge in their field. They assume the mantle of divinity. They proceed to interfere with nature in the name of science and by virtue of the authority vested in them by the states in which they practice. First, they tried to get rid of the curse of Eve. "No more pain!" became the slogan. Under their expert miiiistrations the woman in labor was to expect no niore than slight discomfort and was to awaken refreshed and chipper after her delivery, with her baby at her side. Chloroform, etlier, "twilight sleep," newer and ne",er synthetic drugs for inhalation and injection were iiitroduced and acclaimed but not discarded as their danger for mother and infant became known. In the century since Sir James Simpson gave Queen Victoria chloroform for her accouchement, obstetricians came to the conclusion (which a little forethought and attention to the facts of physiology would have shown) that anything that put a woman to sleep would also have the same effect on the baby in her womb and would tend to prolong her labor by diminishing the strength of her uterine contractions. Spinal anesthesia, so useful in surgical operations, was then tried but found to be too dangerous for the mother. In 1941 caudal anesthesia, a variant of spinal anesthesia, was introduced and for years was held to be the ideal agent. Unfortunately, the technique for its use was complicated and equally unfortunately, it carried with it a small but definite mortality in the mothers (and a small-if 10.6(/c is small-problem of resuscitation in the newborn child) .3-' The obstetricians met the challenge directly. They announced that natural childbirth was the best method and rejoiced to see the new generation of mothers doing breathing and relaxing exercises in anticipation of the grand event. Some doctors kept right on'trying, however. Back to 37 unconsciousness they went. (A catty person might say consciencelessness.) Bigger and bigger doses of sedatives were used. Then in 1968 it was reported that large doses of barbiturates given intravenously not only do not have a good sedative effect on the mother but they depress the breathing of the newborn infant. So-the dose was reduced and a phenothiazine compound was added; that was a little better for the baby but provided less sedation for the mother. You'd think now the method would be discarded, wouldn't you? "No," said the well-meaning doctor, wiping his sweating brow, 11 we gotta do something." So-back he went to the heavy sedation, making the mother unconscious by intravenotis doses of the narcotic, meperidine, plus scopolamine, and then a few minutes before delivery he injects nalorphine (a pbarmacologic antagonist to the drugs be's used). Result: less depression for the baby but an increased incidence of acidosis. Conclusion"The normal healthy infant born under this type of medication can withstand the pbarmacologic insult; however, the child who is compromised in any way seems better off delivered by less. injurious metbods."'-~, Hypnosis and stiggestion are also used. Old women in primitive societies practice witchcraft in difficult deliveries. Lest that last be interpreted as a snide remark, let me hasten to say that in my own practice I used suggestion with good results. I even wrote a paper on it, to which I shall modestly give no reference. So now natural childbirth is fashionable. But the American version of that process is not exactly like Eve's parturition. It presumes a little help from the obstetrician. The patient is no longer numb from the navel down, but Baby's entrance into this vale of tears is speeded by cutting Mother's perineum and applying extractive apparatus to Baby's head. Since the doctors couldn't stop the pain of labor, they tried their hand at shortening its duration. That bad advantages for the doctor, more so than for the patient. He didn't have to sit around waiting,- until the goddess Lucina settled down to her job. He used quinine, astor oil, hot enemas, pituitary snuff, enzymases, forceps, and vacuum extractors. Of course, presumably delivery should not take place until the maternal tissues and the delicate fetal head have had time to adjust to each other. But progress is progress and if art can improve 35 Doctors R. B. Clark et al., in Obstetrics and Gynecology, 153:30, January, 1969. 34 Drs. A. 0. Lurie and J. B. Weiss, reporting in the American Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology, 103:850, 1970. on nature, why not? Furthermore, if, as says the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, "obstetrical care, including delivery, is a surgical procedure," why not schedule a delivery just as surgeons schedule an operation? That can be done and it is done, especially when the doctor is busy. On or about the calculated date that the baby is due to arrive, the patient goes into the hospital. She is prepared to be rid of her burden. Drugs are given to induce labor; the membranes around the baby are punctured instead of waiting for their inevitable rupture; instruments are used and surgical incisions made to facilitate the delivery of the future President. A nice clean procedure. The hospital is happy, the patiei)t is happy, and best of all, the doctor is happy. Maybe all the happiness makes up for the disgraceful position the United States has in maternal and newborn mortality lists. In 1950, eight out of every 10,000 deaths were of women in childbirth; in 1966, the iiumber dropped to three. Good, huli? Not on your life! "The low prevailing materiial mortality rates have led to a philosophy that an irreducible minimum has been reached and that the few remaining deaths must be inevitable ... Tliree-quarters of the remaining obstetric deaths are preventable . . .""' The authors of that statement charge that ox,ertise of uterine stimulants during labor and the too-freqtteiit resort to Caesarean section are the majot causes of this morality. NNitli all this country's wealth and far-flung medical services we stand eleventh on the international maternal mortality list, just below Belgium. Sweden is first, with exactly half our materiial mortality, One of the most seiisiti\,e iiidices is the neonatal mortality rate, deaths under 28 davs of age per 1000 live births. 111 1966, Sweden was first, with a rate of 10.3; we were tied with CzecliosloN,akia for twentieth place, preceded by Singapore, Jamaica, Bulgaria, Romania, etc. Some things are worse than death. Consider what happens as a conseqtieiiee of interfering with normal childbirth. As long ago as 1861 it was noted that cuttiiig off or down on the oxygen supply to the baby in the process of being boi-ii resulted in neurologic and mental disorders. That ol)ser\ation kept being confirmed and disregarded. The disregard came from skeptical and scientific doctors who said, "Prove it." So finally it was proved by Dr. (Pli.D., not NI.D.) NN'indle of the New York University iniedical Center. He concluded a popularization in the Scieiitific Aiiiericati of his findings thus, "there is reason to believe that the The Medicine Men number of human beings in the U.S. with minimal brain damage due to asphyxia at birth is much larger than has been thought. Must this continue to be so? Perhaps it is time to re-examine current practices of childbirth with a view to avoiding conditions that give rise to asphyxia and brain damage." Anything that slows the placental circulation reduces the blood supply (and hence oxygen supply) to the baby's brain. Very strong uterine contractions will do that. Drugs that depress the mother's circulation will do the same. Pain-relieving drugs that pass through the placenta' to the baby, especially drugs related to morphiiie, have an inhibitory effect on the baby's respiration, so that spontaneous breathing after birth may be delayed or so shallow that insufficient oxygen gets into the baby's lungs. Pressure applied directly to the baby's head may also depress circulation by a reflex as well as by a direct action. If the neck of the womb (the cervix) is excessively rigid and the protective bag of waters is not present, the baby's head acts as a battering ram with every uterine contraction. If forceps are applied, pressure is obvious and vigorous. Vacuum extractors almost always cause subcutaneous bleeding under the scalp; why should one not expect tiny bleedings in the brain under the yielding bony structures of the baby's skull? Unassisted (and unimpeded) childbirth has its own prol)lems-those of maternal discomfort and unavoidable pressure on the baby's head. Why add to them? Expectant mothers should remember that babies were born before the advent of obstetricians, that pregnancy and childbirth are not diseases, and that therefore the more natural the labor, the better the result for mother and newborn infant. Beware the doctor who promises a scheduled delivery and a painless labor! And be equally wary of the doctor who freely prescribes drugs to alleviate the minor discomforts and tensions of pregnancy. They may make you feel better but may damage your baby. It has been demonstrated that barbiturates and tranquilizers may cause changes in the fetus that show tip in later life as learning and behavior problems;'7 tetracvcliiies cause discoloration of the child's teetli; some steroids affect the sex organs, etc., etc. In Israel obstetricial nurses deliver 90~Ic of the "I Dr~. Otto C. Phillips and jaroslav F. Hulka, "Obstetric MortalitN,," in Atie5tliesiolog!l, 26:435, 1965. 37 Dr. Conan Kometsky, of Boston University, in a paper delivered at the American Medical Association meeting of December 1, 1970 Members of One Body women in labor. "Our doctors are reluctant," says Dr. Wolfe Z. Polishuk of Hadassah University Hospital in Jerusalem, "to have our mothers unconscious during delivery. We use natural childbirth and avoid anesthesia in normal deliveries ... Only 2r/c of our [vaginal] deliveries are with forceps. . . ." Swedish doctors say that their enviable positioii arises from the fact that nurse-midwives do all normal deliveries. They stay with the patient from the time she enters the hospital until she is de]iN,ered; they are not permitted to use anesthesia; tliev are not allowed to rupture membranes (the bag of waters), induce or hasten labor, or make use of any operative techniques. Then why don't Americaii Nvomei-i use trained midwives? Because when they N,,,aiit a priest, they're not satisfied with a deaconess. They feel it's beneath their dignity to have a motherly midwife rather than an abstracted obstetrician in a litirry to get on with his second job. That other job is primarily, to judge from the volume of reports and publications on the subject, to guard the female sex from two presumptive evils: the menopause and reproduction. The menopause, with its accompaiinling fearsome old-wiN,es' t ' ales aiid its actual physiologic changes, is a bogeyman that must be CODjtired aNN,a,,-. The prevention of conception is not only the iiil)orii right of women, but it has also now become a patriotic duty. Menstruation, "the curse," would gladly be given tip by women were it not that its disappearance signals to them that they have reached the final milestoi-ie of their lives. From that point on everything goes downgrade. Bat suppose some sorcerer held out to them the proiiiise of eternal youth, or at least permanent middle age? Would they not flock to his cave for that wonderful elixir? Would they not take it without thought of the aftertaste? A sorcerer would sell it to them without aiiv warning, but should a gynecologist? The female sex hormone, estrogei-i, originally used as replacement therapy in more or less pathologic postmenopausal states, such as senile vaginitis and excessive flushing, has recently been touted in the Ni7omen's magazines and widely prescribed by doctors in response to the demand by women for protection against the changes that occur in them as the years go on. Enthusiasts claim it can prevent wrinkled skin, gray hair, loss of libido, constipation, "liver spots," ostcoarthritis, depression, irritability and a dozen other complaints. Those claims are not substantiated by carefully controlled studies. The manufacturers of estrogens, wary of 39 the Food and Drug Administration, are more cautious in their adxertisemeiits; for example, one says, "in view of the accumulating evidence that estrogens are protective against pretizattire [my emphasis] degenerative metabolic changes, within recent years the continuous use of estrogeii in the aging female has been looked upon with more favor than in the past." The quotation is from a package iiisert for information of physicians (Estin),I, maiitifactured by Sclieriiig). The informatioiial iiiserts in the packages also warn, however, that proloii,,ed use of estrogen may iiibibit the secretion of certaiii hormones of the anterior pituitary gland. That should gi\~e you patise. Scientific observatioii has deiiioiistrated how fearfully and wonderfully the human body is made and how delicate is its physiologic balance. Iiiterferiiig at any single point with its mechaiiisiii or its (IN,iiamics may cause changes far distant froiti the original poiiit of interference. For example, if an endocrine stil)staiiee naturally produced in the body is given artificially, the glandmaking that liormone shtits itself down. In the case oi 'estrogen,, the aiiterior pituitary glaiid stops secreting its ovarianstimulating liormoiie. Once that internal governor controlling estrogen secretion is i)ot working, who can itid(,-e what is the right dose to give? An excessive use of estrogenic liormoiies may produce oversecretion of iiiticus at the iieck of the womb and thus a seco-~idary iiiflammatioii of that area. Furthermore, so well docuiiiented are the fiiidiiigs that estrogens cause stimtilatioii of breast tisstie and of the tissue lining the uterus that the package inserts must carry the warning to pliNIsicians that estrogeiis should not be used in women XN-itli a personal or familial history of mammary or genital cancer. Dread word! Is there any basis for worrying that estrogens can cause cancer? Yes, there is. Dr. Roy Hertz, Chief of the Reproductive Research Board of one of the National Institutes of Health at Bethesda, Maryland, says so quite bluiitly." After discussing the experimental data on the carcinogenic action of estrogens, when asked whether the prolonged use of estrogeiis in wonien before the menopause could eventually cause cancer, he answered, ". . . We are ill advised to ignore the mass of observations clearly relating . 311 Interviexv reported in Ca-A Cancer Journal for Clinicians, (pub hshed by the American Cancer Society), March, 1968. 40 estrogen. to the pathogenesis of breast cancer in both man and animals." In response to the question of why estrogens were so extensively prescribed by the medical profession, he gave an evasive answer, one ftnplying willful ignorance on the part of the doctors. He also commented that cancer of the uterus was a possible delayed afteteffect. There is much more evidence than that interview for the danger in using estrogen; you can find plenty of references in any text book on gynecology or in the book; The Pill, by ~Nlorton Mintz, publisbed in Boston in 1970. The Pill has 8angers. Why shouldn't it have? The Pill has a profound effect on the endocrine system. It prevents ovulatioti by inhibiting the output of gonadotropins (ovary-stilmulating hormones) from the pituitary gland. It also affects the skin, the adrenal glands, the liver, the utefus and who knows what else. It may be (and has been) the cause of jaundice and other liver disturbances, the enlargement of fibroid tumors, abnormal increase of facial bair, the retention of fluid in the body leading to a gain in weight, sometimes kidney or heart strain, swelling of brain tissue (aggravation of epilepsy, rni~kaine, possibly mental changes), thyroid disturbances, excessive clotting of blood, stunting of growt~ in ieenagers, and-wby go on? The longer the Pill is used and the more its action on the female organisni is ihvestigated, the more horrendous does it appear. And if you think that I made up that list of perils of the Pill, you're mistaken. I shortened it from the one the Food ~nd Drug Administration requires in the package in serts. Every advertisement to doctors about the Pitl carries A full page of fine-print warnings about adverse reactions, contraindications and side effects. Why all the side effects? Because prolonged treatment with ovi-ilation inhil)itors interferes with a woman's normal hormonal balance. Because inhibiting the action of the pituitary gland in one direction inhibits it in others'. The result in some cases is actually a permanent suppression of ovarian activity even after the use of the Pill is discontinued. The woman no longer menstruates and becomes sterile. In other cases, while fertility is unimpaired, the ability to secrete milk after delivery is reduced so that the mother cannot breastfeed her baby. In still other cases, the Pill, being a steroid hormone having an effect on the liver, results in a folic acid deficiency type of severe anemia. Three studies of the effects of the Pill are still going on. The latest, by Dr. Herbert Gersbberg of the New York University Medical Center, warns that the Pill may cause high concentrations of cholesterol in the The Medicine Men blood, presumably a forerunner of hardening of the arteries. Another report agrees with that of a previous survey conducted by the National Institutes of Health, which in turn supported that of a British team. Since the Pill has been in use there has been a significant increase in the number of deaths in women between the ages of 20 and 44 from venous and puhnonary embolism secondary to thrombophlebitis. That is, abnormal clotting takes place in veins; portions of the clot break off and are carried to the pulmonary arteries, where they lodge and obstruct the circulation in the lung. The annual increases in the death rate have averaged between three and twelve per cent. Embolism also occurs in the cerebral arteries; women have had strokes after taking the Pill. When you consider that strokes in the age period when women are fertile are rare, you realize that the fancy package contains a bunch of tiny lethal weapons. Confirmation comes from Doctors Hobell and Nlishell, who found that in seven of their eight cases of pulmonary embolism in women, the women had been taking oral contraceptives. The Food and Drug Administration i-iow requires that the manufacturers of the Pill caution doctors about the dangers of thrombophlebitis and embolism when it is used. The most controversial aspect of the Pill comes from its direct effect on the uterus. A SloanKettering research team found significantly more cervical cancer in sitit (localized cellular cancer of the neck of the womb) in pill takers than in diaphragm users. Dr. NN'ied of the University of Chicago reported a sixfold increase in positive Pap smears among women who had taken oral coi-itraceptives. The proponents of the Pill say it is safe, that the above studies are inconclusive, and that more study is needed. They all concede, however, that the Pill does indtice changes in the surface linin,, of the uterus. 1, in not a stick-iii-the-mud reactionary nor the only opponent of the Pill. Dr. Hugh J. Davis, assistant professor of obstetrics and gynecology at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine, says, "It is medically unsound to administer such powerful synthetic hormones in order to achieve birth control objectives which can be reached by simple means of greater safety," and "The widespread use of oral contraceptives . . . has given rise to health hazards on a scale previously unknown to medicine . . ." and "It is extremely unwise to officially license, sponsor, and encourage a long-range experiment, such as we now have in progress." But, as Dr. Ralph Benson said at a recent meeting, "Women make superb guinea pigs [for testing oral Members of One Body contraceptives]. They don't cost anything, they clean their own cages, they pay for their own pills, and they even remunerate the clinical observer." The dangers of the Pill were finally recognized by the manufacturers of pharmaceuticals. They didn't take the Pill off the market. Oh, no! They reduced the amount of hormone in each pill so that the side effects would be less obvious. But-in order to stop the eggproducing function, there must still be a dose large enough to interfere with the body's natural hormone balance! So when diaphragms and jellies and foams and condoms are available, why do so many women play a variety of Russian roulette? Because they (or their husbands) are lazy. Because they have been brainwashed by the vested interests of the proponents and makers of the Pill. Poor things! They are children playing with matches, matches supplied by the indulgent doctors who give them what they ask for. (I insert here a political note. In Cuba, "The pill is not considered safe enough for distribution and, because health is not a commodity in Cuba, it is not distributed."" In the Soviet Union the Pill is neither manufactured nor imported, according to the Medical World News of January 10, 1970. "The Western world is their guinea pig for The Pill.") NVbat about the stii-,,ical qualifications of the gyiiecologists? I quote: "The requirements of the Board of Obstetrics and Gynecology are inadequate ... for the handling of many of the surgical conditions in the pelvis which may I)e encountered in the course of gynecologic surgery."1() Why go on? The glamour surrounding the OB-GYN man would be tarnished were the adoring women around him to remove their self-imposed suspension of reason. 8. A PAINLESS LABOR I once delivered a woman of a fine baby boy. It was during wartime, when there was a shortage of anestbetists and nurses, so that she was unable to have all the benefits of modern medicine. When the delivery was over, she said to me, "Why did everybody tell me labor was so hard? It's no worse than having a hard bowel movement." Now here's a true record, copied from a hospital chart. The attending obstetrician was a busy man 41 who'd built his reputation on his success at quick, painless deliveries. Calculated date of delivery: October 5. (Admittedlv this date is onlv an approximation, I)eing calculated from the dat'e of the last menstrual period.) Admitted to hospital: October 7 for elective induction of labor. The indications for such induction were listed as (1) Patient's choice. (All those years of the doctor's training for naught? He lets the patient decide when she wants to have the baby?) (2) Past due date for delivery (A touching proof of the doctor's belief in his infallibility. When he says the baby's due on October 5, it's due then and that's that. (3) Favorable cervix (Meaning that the neck of the womb is already partially dilated and that normal labor would start soon anyway.) 8:50 A.M. Examination showed that the baby's head was in good position and the cervical opening was two inches wide. The doctor then ruptured the membranes. (The elastic bag of waters protects the baby's head, but it is not so effectix-e a dilater of the cervix as the baby's skull. The hard pressure of the head will speed up the process of dilation. And bang the head.) 9:00 A.M. Intravenous infusion of pitocin in glucose solution was started. (Pitocin is a powerful uterine stimulant; it causes strong contractions of the uterine mtiseles, thus propelling the babn, onward and outward.) 9:05 A.M. Uterine contractions started fairly strong, coming every one or two minutes. (The baby's head is pounded against the cervix with each contraction.) 9:30 A.M. Pains are much stronger and last longer. (With each coiitractioii the placenta is squeezed upon and less blood goes to the baby.) Intravenous meperidine given. (Similar in action to morphine, the drug was gi~,eii directly into the bloodstream of the mother to insure 39 Chris Camarano, "On Cuban Women," in Science and Society, 35:53, Spring, 1971. 40 Drs. A. M. Kiselow, H. R. Butcher, Jr., and E. M. Bricker, "Results of the Radical Surgical Treatment of Advanced Pelvic Cancer: A Fifteen-Year Study," Annals of Stirgery, 166:430434, 1967. 42 prompt relief of pain without slowing up the uterine contractions. Some of the drug necessarily passes through the placenta into the bloodstream of the baby.) Intramuscular promethazine given. Another sedative, to enhance the action of the meperidine.) 10:05 A.M. Examination showed the cervix was almost fully dilated and the head was coming down fast. 10: 15 A.M. Caudal anesthesia started. (The doctor promised the mother a painless delivery and he will keep his promise.) 10:28 A.M. The head of the baby was visible at the outlet of the birth canal. (The doctor barely bad time to finish the anesthesia!) 10:32 A.M. Delivery of a 51/2-pound female child that cried after a few good spanks. (A wonderful delivery! Fast and painless!) When the baby was a year old, the mother became concerned because of its slow development. Her pediatrician informed her that the baby was somewhat mentally retarded. When the baby was two, she could not stand without support, she could not hold toys well, she could not even say "Da-da," and she was excessively placid. A thorough study showed "delayed neurologic maturation and definite mental retardation." Write your own moral. 10. "The best of doctors is destined for Gehenna." Mishna, Kiddushin 4:14 Internists, the epitome of specialists, are what the public ordinarily thinks of as doctors: men who use stethoscopes, fluoroscopes and electrocardiograph machines. They take histories, they listen to the chest, they palpate abdomens. Never, never confuse them with interns. The latter are important only in their own eyes. An intern is a fledgling doctor who lives in the hospital, there to complete his education by a little practical experience under supervision of those older (not necessarily wiser) than be. Internists are so called because they specialize in treating diseases of the internal organs. Not quite. They exclude from their purview the contents of the skull: the brain, the eyes, the paranasal sinuses. They also are not concerned with the bones, the male and female generative organs, and the rectum. What's left? Plenty. So much in fact that there are specialists in disorders of the bronchial tubes and lungs (except for tuberci-ilosisthat has its own specialty), the blood, the heart and major blood vessels, the peripheral vascular system, the liver, the stomach and intestines, and the kidneys; in addition, there are those who treat conditions like diabetes, arthritis, allergies, endocrine disturbances, tropical diseases, obesity, and that hodgepodge called psychosomatic ailments. The newest subdivision is geriatrics, a branch which undertakes to repair the irreparable ravages of time. The interiiist is consi-ilted for a pain in the chest, for heartburn, for palpitations, for a cough, for swollen ankles, but not for a fever, for a sore tbroat, for a cold, for a headache or for a stomach-ache. T,-Ie can't be bothered with such trivia. His mind is on more complicated problems: are the swollen ankles due to kidney disease, hardening of the blood vessels, tight garters or the heat? Is the heartbtirn catised by an ulcer or by too mtich liqtior or I)NI bad cooking" Does the cough result from heart failure or cliroiiie I)roiicliitis or overheated rooms or an allergy to the spotise'~' NN'liv bother him with actite illnesses? He's got enough to do with the other kinds. An internist differs from a general practitioner in that he does not deliver babies, opei-i boils, sew up cuts, set broken fingers, or N,acciiiate for smallpox. In exchange for not performing these services, lie charges more money for what be does do in the field of diagnosis and treatment. The Iii-ie I)etween the general practitioner and the interiiist is so teiitiotis that the size of the fee is often the only feature distinguishing the two. Not always, however. The internist, in keeping with his exalted position, holds hip.-iself aloof from the mundane cares of the patient. He examines dispassionately, gives his opinion flatly and makes recommendations appropriate to his diagnosis. "Take a sea voyage," he may say, or "Do more exercise," or "Don't work so hard.' The recommendation may be impossible to follow, but that's not the internist's worry. He has danced the sacred dance, heard the ghostly voice and spelled out the sufferer's fate. He has done his duty. He is proud of his results. Typhoid fever is a thing of the past; tuberculosis has almost disappeared; scurvy is found in text books only. Of course, a captious critic could point out that improved nutrition, better sanitation and housing, and above all, enlightened public health measures have played a greater part than medical practitioners in bringing about such wonderful results. Maybe so. Pasteur was not a physician, nor was The Medicine Men Members of One Body 43 organized medicine the initiator of mass immunizations. Nevertheless, advances in medicine have come about, and today medical doctors are the agents of those advances. Every organ has been investigated in detail; every bodily function has been examined. Medical journals bulge with learned papers on all the iUs man is heir to (and some, like radiation sickness, he inflicts upon himself). Reading the medical journals is fascinating. Doctors like to report on what they're doing and why. You never realize what a thorough job the internists do until you read the complicated mental maneuvers they go through to establish a diagnosis and the elaborate justifications they give for their treatment. They're not always serious. They kid themselves about their antics; they're not all taken in by the magic. In the April 1, 1968, issue of the august Journal of the Anwrican Medical Association appears a "Letter from Copenhagen," by Dr. Myron C. Greengold, in which he describes the diagnosis and treatment of the princess who had the pea under the mattress (familial thrombocytopenic purpura). The article is well worth reading in toto. (Contrary to antimedical propagandists, The Journal of the American Medical Association is a lively, literate magazine, much better than many sold on the newsstands. ) The very thoroughness with which the internist works makes one wonder. Is he doing all those fancy tests because he needs the information from them? Or because he fears being criticized by his colleagues as heterodox were he to omit any one of them? Or because there is danger that a disgruntled patient will accuse him of scanting the ceremonies? The last is ever-present in his mind. Lawsuits for malpractice increase yearly in this country not because doctors are mistreating more patients but because patients and their families demand a surety of cure that they would not think of demanding in answer to a prayer. Doctors are human; they make mistakes. They should be forgiven. But they are not. Why aren't they? The answer lies in anticlericalism. Where the Church is strong and an arm of the state, the rebels and the frustrated and the philosophes see in that institution the cause of the ills of society. Where (as in the United States) the churches are respectfully ignored as Musical Banks, a sort of secular anticlericalism takes over. One of its forms is anger and a desire to get even with the practitioners of the mystic art of healing. When charms fail, when unpredicted disaster strikes, when the well-fed augur misreads the omens, then resentment flares, not against the gods, the authors of calamity, but against the intercessors and mediators between Olympus and Earth. A man walks out of a doctor's office after a routine check-up and drops dead. Who's to blame? The doctor. A constipated woman develops an intestinal obstruction. Who's to blame? The doctor. Who else? Post hoc, ergo propter hoc has always been popular. So-the doctors become overcautious. Like scribes inditing a Scroll of the Law, they are circumspect with every jot and tittle. They take electrocardiograms, needed or not, lest they be accused of neglect; they prescribe potions for every symptom lest they be charged with indifference to the needs of the patient; they check and recheck their findings and hedge their prognostications lest they be denounced for overweening confidence in their own abilities. Somebody has to pay for all that extra effort. Guess who? Internists are big on periodic health examinations. What they say sounds rational and very scientific. Get a check-up every six months or every year and you'll nip in the bud any incipient disease. Would that were true! It isn't. Dr. Gordon S. Siegal of the United States Public Health Service says sadly that periodic health examinations have been greatly overrated. Even strong advocates of those examinations (in a survey conducted in 1970) say they seldom find unexpected disease in presumably healthy adults. When they do, the disease most frequently found is diabetes, a disease detectable by a simple urine test. Dr. W.K.C. Morgan, Associate Professor of Medicine at the West Virginia University School of Medicine, wrote a stinging article entitled "The Annual Physical Examination: Factitious Farce or Futile Fetish," in the Medical Tribune for March 17, 1971. In that article he calls the annual physical examination a sacrosanct fetish with little objective evidence to show it does any good. He backs up his argument with an extensive bibliography, and concludes thus: "Let us resolve to be a little less susceptible to meaningless cliches; let us recognize that a 'biochemical profile' is in reality a series of unnecessary investigations, that I multipbasic screening' is just a euphemism for biochemical bingo, that the 'base-line ECG' is often a cause of cardiac neurosis, and that the 'annual physical' is virtually a!,, -, s an annual fiasco." In the last fifty years of periodic health examinations no statistics have emerged showing that those who faithfully go for regular check-ups live longer or have healthier lives than those who shy away from doctors. They may be happier, however. Hypochondriacs are always happier after an examination. Prevention of illness being obviously more desirable than finding it in its earliest stages, internists are also advocates of a variety of prophylactic regimes. But being human and having developed in an age of fad and fashion, they are also enthusiasts for whatever is new and of good report. To prevent coronary artery disease, for example, they have endorsed low cholesterol diets, no smoking, no mental or physical stress, female sex hormones and a host of other supposed preventatives. As one medical wag put it, the best way not to have a heart attack is to be an impotent bookkeeper addicted to bicycle riding and a Vegetarian diet. The low cholesterol diet was based on a logical sorites: Myocardial infarction (the acute heart attack of the layman) is a result of coronary thrombosis, which is a result of hardening of the arteries of the coronary arteries that feed the heart muscle; cholesterol deposits are found in arteriosclerotic coronary arteries; cholesterol is a major component of ingested dietary fat; therefore, cut down on those fats and you reduce the incidence of heart attacks. Alas! A twentyyear study just completed in Framingham, Massachusetts, showed that there was "no discernible association between reported diet intake and serum cholesterol level"-thus breaking one link in the sorites-and that 11 there was no suggestion of any relation between diet and the subsequent development of coronary heart disease in the study group"-effectively knocking out the premise on which so many food products are sold. A recent rage is exercise in the form of jogging. The reasoning goes thus: the heart is a muscle; muscles are toned up by exercise; ergo, exercise will help the heart to function better. No proof exists for that assumption. On the contrary, no one has data from any controlled series to prove that life is prolonged as a result of exercise. "Whether or not the cardiovascular effects induced by physical training will play an important role in the prevention and treatment of coronary disease remains to be established," says Dr. Jere H. Mitchell of the University of Texas Southwestern Medical School at Dallas. It is also well known that members of the laboring class die at a younger age than the idle rich and that death from heart disease occurs more often and sooner in men than in women. Think on that. Who gets more exercise? Internists wear fancy headdresses and shake imposing rattles, but when the trappings are discarded, un The Medicine Men derneath are only men, not representatives of divinity. DETECTIVES Priests they are not, but good internists outshine any fictional detectives. They are the diagnosticians par excellence. They are not mere technicians. They actually try to discover the cause of an illness as well as to treat it. Sometimes all they do is think (All? Isn't that enough?) and they come up with the right answer. A severe anemia caused by the fish tapeworm is not uncommon among the descendants of the Finns who settled along the shores of Lake Superior and Lake Michigan. They enjoy a dish made of chopped raw fish. Ergo, they are more likely to get the anemia than their fellow Americans who eat only cooked or cured fish. But in Brooklyn the same disease occurred in adult Jewish females (not in Jewish males) and in Jewish boys and girls under the age of five. Guess why. Give up? In the preparation of gefilte fish, a Jewish delicacy, the chopped raw fish is seasoned and tasted before it is boiled. That accounts for the women, but what about the kids? Here's the picture as described by a group of brilliant doctors: Mama is making the fish; the children not old enough to go to school (alia! under five!) are watching her; she tastes the fish and gives them a little to taste. I think that's as good a bit of detection as any of Sherlock Holmes's. Detective story number two. A man moved into a house in the suburbs on a tree-lined street. Thereafter, almost every evening he came home with a headache that sometimes was so severe that be bad to vomit. He attributed the headaches to his intense dislike of his new neighbors. His doctor elicited the surprising fact that the man had no headaches on rainy or cloudy days. The doctor had an electroencephalogram taken; it confirmed his intuitive diagnosis of a migrainous type of epilepsy brought on by the flicker of the setting sun's rays through the trees. Pretty good, huh? One more, one that has already passed into moderii folklore. A previous healthy man began to have fainting spells unrelated to emotion or exercise. The only significant finding in his medical history was a slow and steady gain in weight over the preceding two years The spells came on Sunday mornings in church but not when he didn't go to church; they never came on Sunday afternoons. They came when be sat alongside hi,-. wife on a wall banquette in a restaurant, but ne%c Members of One Body when he faced her. They also appeared when he turned his head suddenly, the doctor discovered. The doctor did one simple pressure test and announced, "Your shirt collars are too tight. You are getting too fat. You have carotid syncope." That's a fainting spell induced by pressure on the carotid sinus of the neck. All right, so you've heard that one before, but it's true nevertheless. Not all detectives are Ellery Queens, however. A construction worker named Joseph Snow moved from Brooklyn to Indianapolis. He had to have a preemployment physical examination before starting a new job. The doctor (careful, but of limited horizons) noted the peculiar bronzing of the skin, the scanty body hai~, and the smooth unrazored face despite normally-sized genitalia. The doctor told Siiow that he had an eddocrine disturbance, probal3l\, in the adrenal glands, that it was retarding the development of masculine hirsuteness, and that be should get male sex hormone injecti(ins. Snow, the father of four children, blinked. "No Mohawk Indians hai,-e to shave," he told the doctor. And that's a true story too. There's a lesson in these four tales. A good internist is a humanist. He knows about religion as well as arrhythmias, arts and letters as well as asthma and lead poisoning, sociology as well as sarcoidosis, men's occupations as well as their response to oxygen therapy, and how people live as well as what they're sick with. "A dermatologist has the best kind of practice. He has no emergency calls. His patients never die and they never get well." "A pediatrician has the best patients. They're frequently ill and they seldom die." "People who consult a proctologist must have confidence in him. They can't see what he is doing." "Orthopedists don't have to worry. They always give a guarded prognosis and on that basis can treat a patient indefinitely." "The fear of blindness is so great that no one objects to paying the eye doctor." The above aphorisms, (presumably witty remarks of their professors) culled from medical students' notebooks, are examples of how some of the other specialists view their fields of practice. The "in" humor barely conceals the realities. Concern for the patient is present, of course, not for his sake alone but also for the sake of the doctor's reputation. The dermatologist treats chronic skin disorders. Naturally, for acute eruptions are gone by the time the patient gets an appointment. Hives, poison ivy dermatitis and sunburn are treated by mothers, grandmotbers, friends and patent medicines. The American Academy of Dermatology estimates that fewer than 30'//( of all skin problems come to the attention of the dermatologist. Dermatologists belong to two schools: one relies only on inspection of the skin to make a diagnosis; the other, on a full history plus inspection. The latter may seem more rational, but the additional information may merely add confusion when inspection of the skin is not conclusi\,e. Example: A married woman develo~ed a peculiar itcliiiicr eruption on her body after each time she met her paramour in a cheap hotel; one dermatologist deiiioiistrated her case as a skin manifestatioi-i of a guilt reaction; another looked at the rash more closely and said, "Bedbug bites." Regardless of the diagnostic technique and often regardless of the diagiiosis, the dermatologist follows a standard procedure - n treatment: stop all previously applied medications, clean the skin, use a steroid locally for itciiiiig plus antibiotics as indicated, use tar ointments for more chronic conditions, use peeling agents for still more chronic troubles, have the patient return for frequent clieck-tips on his progress. Some skin ailments are self-limited; that is, they last a few weeks and go away regardless of the treatment used. ForttiiiateIN, for the dermatologist, there are few of such unrewardincy diseases. Acne is great for him; he has willing and desperate patients made more desperate by TV commercials and advertisements in teen-age magazines. Psoriasis is just as good. So is athlete's foot. The only trouble a dermatologist has is in making an impression on his patient. If he merely looks, makes a diagnosis and prescribes, where's the glamour that should attend a .~isit to him and the payment of a fee? The dermatologist, therefore, must do more. He cannot don a mask nor do a dance, but he can subject the skin to a variety of direct treatments: carbon dioxide slush, Xrays, ultraviolet rays and so forth. (The medical term for such techniques is modalities. Modalities is pure jargon, an elaborate way of saying methods. Even the medical dictionaries are shamefaced about dpfining it.) Of course, the treatments may be of questionable worth, but dermatologists are honest men and like to give value for the money they get. I once asked a dermatologist why he was giving weekly ultraviolet treatments to a patient I had sent him. His reply: "I have to see her once a week to check on her progress. She'd be unhappy if she just walked in and I looked at her and said, 'You're doing fine.' So a little ultraviolet NNlon't hurt." Ultraviolet may not, but X-ray treatment is undoubtedly dangerous. For almost fifty years, epilation (artificial baldness induced by X-rays) was a standard treatment for ringworm of the scalp. The procedure was abandoned in 1958 (thirteen years after Hiroshima) not because of concern over possible bad effects, but because a new drug, griseofulvin, was more potent and much simpler to use. Now a study by Dr. Roy Albert of the New York University Medical Center has shown that in the patients treated by X-ray epilation there has been ten times as mi-ich cancer and leukemia as in an unradiated population, and what is more surprising, three times as much mental illness. Don't you get the feeling that a specialist in skin diseases should not try to do too much? Shouldn't you be willing to pay him just to hear him say, "This condition is trivial and will require correspondingly trivial treatment?" And never use the ointment or lotion or medication he's prescribed without having asked him, "Are there any dangers in this treatment?" Most pediatricians, unlike dermatologists, have no quahns aboi-it dismissing ailments as trivial. They take pride in being the big poohpoohers in medical practice. A pediatrician has undergone rigorous training in the care of sick infants and children; he knows that the delicate physiologic balance in the young is easily upset by disease, especially by acute illnesses; be recognizes and preaches that children are not little adults and should not be treated as such. So what does he do? He spends 90~'c of his time cariiig for well babies and examining healthy school children at regular intervals. Don't get me wrong. That's not bad. But that type of preventive medicine (measuriiig and weighing, giving aiitidiphtheria toxoid, vacciiiating) can be done by public health nurses or by general practitioners. Why let the pediatrician's good training get lost in so mucii banality that be has no time to use it NN,heii it's needed? You've heard the joke: "Doctor, in\, I)ab\, just swallowed a bottle of aspirin." "Don't wori-N-. Give him an aspirin and bring him to the office tomorrow." NN'hen a child gets sick outside of the normal visiting hours, the child is seen by a general practitioner or is taken to the emergency room of a hospital. Certainly, if be has a contagious disease like measles, The Mediciite Me German measles, chicken pox or a streptococcic sore throat, he doesn't belong anyway in a doctor's office where there are well children tearing the place apart. To justify his existence as a specialist, the pediatrician is an educator and ai-i indoctrinator. He teaches young mothers important things like bow to dress baby, when to ignore baby's cries, when to start bowel and bladder training, why pacifiers are better than thumbsticking, and when to start solid foods. His indoctrination is of the mother. He is an expert at instilling motber-guilt. Baby gets up too often at night? Mother doesn't give it enough attention during the day. Baby rejects the strained spinach? That's because mother makes a face when she spoons it 'Out and babies are ultrasensitive to parental attitudes. Baby has no teeth at twelve months. Mother, don't be so competitive. Baby screams when be moves his bowels? Too much emphasis on defecation. Sometimes-often-the poor mothers get the impression that everything they do is wrong. That's the idea of the visits to the pediatrician. his raison d'etre. He's there to correct her mistakes. Not only by his airy dismissal of complaints is the pediatrician distinguished from his medical colleagues, but also by the time-limited nature of his practice. His patients can last only from birth to rebellion, when the% leave him for other medicine men. He must, therefore, run constantly in order to stay in the same place financially. He must attract to himself new patients via their mothers. He must make himself remarkable over his fellow pediatricians. That he does by being an innovator. He adds cereal to the infant's diet when the infant is six weeks old. His competitor raises him by adding it at four weeks. He counters by adding it at two weeks. He introduces the hapless child to strained spinach a week earlier than was customary, and another pediatrician answers by starting yogurt even earlier. One man "hardens" his infant patients by cotinseling against the wearing of hats: another puts the baby outside clad only in diapers. One encourages crawling; another advocates baby-walkernOne advises small toys because they're easy to gras thus hastening small-muscle control; another ,,.,ariagainst them because they may be swallowed. Oi pushes for cuddly plush animal toys; 4another tak them away I)ecatise they're allergenic dust collectors. Divided as they are in their techniques, pedi~icians present a united front against parents. Pe(li.t*-' ~ k. cians (childless ones not excluded) say the,% k--what's best for the child. Doing what comes natural". for the birds, not humaiis. And so, within the nier--.. Members of One Body of man, the I)endultim has s,,N-iiiig from rigidit~, in feeding schedules to permissivei-jess and back again, from bare feet to corrective shoes, from enforced naps for greater vitality to delayed b(~(Itime for more socialization. NleanNN,Iiil(~, lost in the (,oiiipetiti\,e strti,,gle tiid overwhelmed by the authoritarian approach is the poor child, supposedly the subject of tender i-iiiiiistratioiis. The proctologist's field of actin-itv is N,er,,, Iiii-lited, but he's very busy there, iienertlieless. Aiial ,N,orries left over from childhood, stipple in eii tcd 1)-,7 a sti-oii,, caiiipaigii against cancer, send titoiisaiids of patients e\-(,rN, year to proctologists. The ,N,illiii,,iies.s of the pi-octologist to mess tround in tliitt usually filthy area (I)ecatise not all patients wasli tlieiiis(~l\,es before going to the doctor) gains him the de\,otioii of his patient, ,,,Iio will sul:)mit to the passage of pi-octoscol)e and si(,,ii-ioi(loscope without deii-itit- and ,~,ithotit poiideriii(y on the fate of EdNN,ard 11. (Perhaps ~ipoeryphal. The poor king was supposed to have been done in by the passage of a hot iron bar up his rectum. The sigmoidoscope is liollow and shiny but probably of the same dimension as the bar.) The patient wants to be told be doesi-i't have cancer; the campaign literature says that no physical examination is complete without a proctosigmoidoscol)N,. And now I quote: "It is not popular . . . to do anything to thwart the efforts of the cancer society (i ' rotips that make a career of instilliiig in all of us the fear of a horrible cancer death . . . The fact is that none of the reported series of large-scale routine sigmoidoseopic surveys of apparently healthy people has turned tip very much information that could be used to help the patient."" Ftirthei- data: A series of 1000 consecutive patients at the Lahey Clini(, on whom sigmoidoscopy was done was evaluated.12 Of them, 637 had minor rectal conditions, most of which benefited from ad-,,ice ,11)oiit diet, local bygiede, Lnd medication. Only six c,iiic,ers \N-ei-e found, and in every one of these the patiezit~, li,i(I complaints of rectal bleeding. In a 1966 stirveN at the NfaN-o Clinic in ,t series of 1000 sigiiioi(10scopies on p.itieiits ,Nitbout symptoms, not one cancer was foundI get the distinct impression that a patient would do better to turn his thoti(-,Iits aN~-ax, from his fundament tip to the spacious firmament oi, liigli. There is no need to co into (letail al)otit the other specialties. NVhat goes for oi-,e goes for all. The doctors trip their magic round, bcmtise their patients and tlieiiiselxres, and push aside the nagging ,iiats of doubt. The patients NN~atcli the wondrous dance, applaud the priests and cry for more. Two ii-take a team-doctor and patient. One skeptic on either side (lestron-s illusion. But perhaps illusion is more comfortable than reality. Oi)e thin(, is stii,e-it's not healthier. 13. FRAGNIENTATION A forty-year-old ,N-onian trying to recapture her youth began to -,N-eai\-erN7 short skirts. She noticed that liei- ri(flit tliigli was qtiite a ])it sniallei- than her left. She went to an orthopedist, \N-lio measured both tliiglis and found she was correct. The circtimfereiice of the left tlii,,,Ii was three inches more than that of the right. The orthopedist put liei- tlii-otit,li a series of exercises. He found that there ,N-as no muscle or joint weakness. The woman could stand ~iiicl NN,alk \i,,itliotit trouble. He was puzzled by what lic~ considered an atropli,,, of the right tliigli. He sent the \),,oiiiaii into the hospital for a thorough clieck-tip. The iiiterii took- a complete historv and did a pli),~sical (,xadiiiiatioii on the \N-oniaii Ivin,, in bed. Because ati-ol)li,,7 of the tlii,,Ii iiia\, have resulted from a iietirologic, disorder iiid because he was going to be an ophthalmologist, the iiit(~i-ii paid particular attention to the enle grounds, a \,altiable iiidic~itor in multiple sclerosis, brain ttimors and related disorders. The e,,-e grotiiids were normal. The residei)t went over the iiit(,i-ii's Iiistor-,- and physical. Because lie planned to be a ,\iiecolo,-~ist, the resident did a careful vaginal exaiiiiii,itioii ~iiid found nothing of moment. He made a note oi) the chart to that effect and ordered a laboratoi-\- \N-oi-k-tip. After $450 worth of lal)oratoi-,,- tests ( that cost the hospital less than $50 to do) came I)acl, negative, a neurologist examined the patient it) consultation. He found no iier\,e disorder that \N-otilct account for the right thigh being smaller than the left. After the tests were finished \N-itli and while the doctors were making tip their iiiiii(is NN'liat the diagnosis was, they ordered pliNsiotlierap~- to be given to the 11 Dr. Eddy D. Paliiier, "Diagnostic Endoseopy," Ciirrent Afedic(il Dige~t, .'\larch, 1968. t', Reported in Cti-A Cancer Joiiriial for Cli?iician~, Niarch, 1968. -13 Drs. C. Q. Ntoertel et al., iii Ifayo Clittic Proceeding,~, 41:368, 1966. 48 thigh (heat, massage, muscle stimulation). The physiotherapist by error started massaging the left thigh while the patient lay on her abdomen. "What's this?' she asked. "What's what?" asked the patient. "You're on the wrong side." The physiotherapist made a note on the chart: "Ltimp at back of left thigh." The attending doctor read the note and went over the left thigh. He found a flat fatty tumor, apparently under the posterior muscle of the left thigh. It was an ordinary lipoma, a benign growth that Deeded no treatment except for cosmetic reasons. The doctors all realized that the right thigh had nothing wrong with it. The difference in circumference from the left was due to the presence of the tumor on the left. 14. "Grammarian, orator, geometrician, painter, g,,.,innastics teacher, fortune teller, rope dancer, phn-siciaii, conjuror-he knows everything." itivenal, Satire, III And now we arrive at the great nonspecialist, at the family doctor, or the general practitioner, as -,,,on may call him. He's not happy with either name. (He's happy with his fees, though. Recently surveys show that the general practitioner is right up there at the top of the moneymakers. Probably because of Ns rarity, like chinchilla and uranium, he commands a high price. In a late issue of an advertising service for physicians, general practitioners are being sought at a starting minimum of $25,000 to $35,000 a year.) In a desperate attempt to build up his own ego the family doctor has begun to call himself a generalist vis-~-vis the specialist. He seems to think that the name gives him a cachet, that it implies that be knows everything about everything in medicine, that he is really the captain of the ship, with the specialists subordinate to him. Giving himself that name plus a little political pressure properly applied in some hospitals has led to the setting up of divisions of general practice in those hospitals. Theoretically, then, the family doctor is on a par with the surgeons, the internists, the pediatricians and all the o * ther specialists. Actually, he finds that for the most part he is not allowed to do operations more complicated than circumcisions or the removal of an ingrown toenail nor permitted to read electrocardiograms nor treat a child in convulsions. If a patient is sick enough to be hospitalized, the reasoning goes, he's sick enough to require the services of a specialist. When it comes to knowing everything about every The Medicine Me thing, alas, too often the general practitioner knows too little about not much. He's kept busy taking care of the everyday illnesses of the flesh, like tonsillitis, acute bronchitis, bellyaches and diarrhea, not to mention migraine, inflamed eyes, Dervous indigestion and infected scratches. He works very hard all day and many nights giving the medical care that specialists feel it is beneath their dignity to provide. He has little time to wade through the self-servidg puff articles in the medical journals so that he can separate the rare nugget of information from the dross. It follows then that he goes on doing what he was taught in medical school with the addition of what be gleans from an occasional lecture or the mountains of pharmaceutical company advertising matter that come in every, mail. He has a smattering, it is true, of every branch of medicine, but that smattering is spread thinner than a blood smear on a microscope slide. The situation is not entirely due to the general practitioner's stick-inthe-mud attitude. It is perpetuatedindeed, the process of deterioration is accelerated-byl the edtication doctors get, particularly in the clinical aspects and in the internship. How can you expect them to learn when residents (one notch higher on th totem pole) take care of all the minor and much majo surgery, do the deliveries and tend the very sic medical cases? About all the interii who's going to be general practitioner can do is look on, take orders an run errands. Some general practitioners complain tha they never get a chance to utilize the skills for whic they were trained; more likely, they were never traine for the skills tlie~, need. They are conscious of their incompetence. (That's harsh word. But wliei-i the doctor gets sick, does he g to a fellow general practitioner or to a specialist? Wh do you think?) They also resent their medicosociall inferior position. Family doctors, therefore, have song out various approaches for restoring their status i the hierarchy and for improving their image in the pti lic eye, to use Madison Avenue lingo. First they form an Academy of General Practice, membership in wlii required a definite number of hours spent in attendi lectures, conventions and classes. A good idea, fall amongst vacationers on cruise ships, at Las Vegas a on combined golf -and-learning trips. All one bad to was register to denote attendance, after which cr('~', could be claimed, and then the tired doctor colil(i fresh himself in more entertaining surroundings til.-. sleep-inducing darkened lecture hall. That metli(~,,; self-improvement and stattisseeking having sliox% Members of One Body self to be innocuous and equally meaningless, other proposals were made. One group wanted family doctors to have freqi-iently repeated examinations to make sure that they're up to date in their diagnostic and therapei-itic techniques. Nlost of tl-ie gei-teral practitioi-iers were in violent opposition to that suggestion. They ol)jected, not without merit, to being singled out to take such examinations when specialists don't 1-iave to. Another group wanted to create a specialty board so that general practitioners would be able to call themselves specialists. Naturally, the specialists were against st-ich a board because it would dillite the N,alue of their own boards. Some fan-tiln, doctors, too, were i-iot wholeheartedly in favor of it because, in a rare burst of lioiiesty, they recognized that iianiiiig, like thinkii)g, would not change reality. A specialty board for faii-iil-,- physicians was fiiia]INIcreated, however. Are the general practitioners happ~, now'? Not so you could notice it. Some of them see further restrictions on them in the offiiig. Tlie,N- fear that the boiia fide specialists will say, "Yours is a iioiisurgical board. Good. No surgery for you," and then the G.P. will have en,eii fewer hospital privileges than lie has now. Othei-$ , xn,ai-n that the board will discourage medical students from troiii(r into ,eiieial practice because of the periodic recertification requirement, ,N,Iiicli is not required in the other specialties. A cn,nical feNNapplaud the board because iionv 11 specialist" ,eiiei-a] practitioners will be able to charge more for tbeii- sei-\~ices. Discontent is N,ocal: only 201-e' of California's (-reiieral practitioners said tliev would consider takiii,, the board examinations. Still another group, ,N,itli much support from medical schools, medical reforiiiei-s and iiiedical philosophers, igi-iores the board entirely. That group says that general I)i-actitioiiers should be transformed into I)i-iiiiai-,il ))Iitl Their function NN-ill be to DI~ike the first teiitati\-e to treat all trivial ailments, to direct ii-ioi-e to the proper specialists, to co-ordiiiate the ()f the specialists and to supervise treatilielit I', , 'i~(, tli~it they will be alerted to untoward effec.tn. III \%()I-CIs, the primary physiciai-i will act like a sortiiit_l ()i, Li I)attle aid station, separating the gra\-el\ hurt fr,),,ii ~\al~-iiig wounded. The faiiiil\- tli~it then they'll be merely the eqtii\-aleiit of hospital corpsmen or Europeaii-t~'pe Feltiiit,r\. (loii't \N,aiit to accept a permanently iiiferior \N-liat faiic,,, name it's given. Tlie~,l eii]int tilt- I)lil)ll(- oii their side. They object that such a s\-stt.~iii \%ill (It~I)ri\e patients of the 49 compassion and human sympathy doctors are noted for in soiig and story, and often in real life. That wziri-i-i interpersonal relationship is supposed to have a gi-eat therapeutic effect in the liealiiig process. Yoti'\,,e heard people say, "Nly doctor absolutely insists that I . . ." and "Nlv doctor strictly forbids me to . . ." and "i'\Iy doctor -,N,~is pleased that I . . ." You can just see the doctor I)eamiii,, and citick-eltickiiig. Tender I.o\,iii(, C~ti-e. Tlztit's the real specialty of the faii-iilv doctor. Ile is the coiisolei-, the adviser, the lay fatliei--coiifessoi-, the I)riii(,er of hope, the shoulderpatter. His art ti~iiisfoi-iiis cold science into wariii tinderstaiidiii(,,. He stztiicis, a fearless knight in rtimpled clothes, between the -kii(,cl of Death and the frightened family. A glowiii(r pic-tiit-(,. )'oti'\c, seen it in the iiio\,ies; ~,oti I \Te read about it in the iio\els. (1,-,\-eii the scurrilous aiitidoctoi- iio\cls ()ii(~ iiatiii-e's nobleman arrayed ~t,gaiiist the licentiousness aii(I of ]]is coiifi-ei-es.) \-oti think N-oiir o\~lli (loctoi- is like that. I hope lie isn't. 1'eii(Icr Lox-iii(, Care is no stibstittite for coiiiiiioii s(~ii,,(,: can't take the place of aiitil)ioties~ ~iii(Iii(~ss iii~tx~ he a cover foi- i(,iioraiice. NN'liat ),on need is ~t cloc~toi- \N-lio kiio\N,s \,%,hat lie is doiii(r ztiid wli-,,. If his I)c(l.sicle iii~iiiiier is sootliiii(y, if his pres(,iice spreads coiiifoi-t. so much the better. That's la(,,iiiappe, I)tit the pi-iiiie consideration is the applicatioii of a scientific attitude to\N-ai-cl the (li~i(,iiosis and treatment of (lise~ise. Otlici-\x,ise the cloc,toicould dispeiise xn,itli his stethoscope and piesci-il)tioii pa(l: lie could (loi-i a biretta and s\viii(i a ceiisei,. Popular nia(,aziiie \N-riters bewail the 1)~L,,siii(, of the old-stn,le faiiiil\, (loctoi-. They advise tli(,ii- to ti-\, lwty to establish a iiieaiiiii(,ftil i-el~itioiisliip \N,itli a personal physician. Doctors iio(I ~ipl)i-()\,il of such fosteriiig of iiostal(,ia for the "good old (1~i\-s." NN'llat's looked for is rapidlv I)ecoiiiiii(, ~t Iii,,,toi-ic-~il curiosity, A (Tood thin(,, too, that it is. The I)tiiiil)liii(, but syii-ipatlietic doctor, so I)tisv I)a\-iii(, tli(, io~i(I to liell with his inteiitioiis, I)eloiigs in a iiitisetiiii, not Lit a patient's I)e(lside. Dr. LaSagiia sa\,s in Life. Death, (iii(I the Doctor, "The i-i-iaii whose life is tlii-e~tteiie(I ])\~ a coiiiplic~tteci it] fectioii . . . demands technical expertness, fi-odi a misaiitlirope, if need I)e." Then the doctor lied(les with, "But there still i-eiii~iii)s ~iii enormous range of human illiiess ... where 'iiia(,ic I)tillets' are lackiiig" and mantial skill or special ti-aiiiiii(ly is not needed, and for these ailments the doctor must dispense the milk of human kindness. I Ltsk \,ott-~.N-Iiy the doctor? NVhv not '\lama? 50 Or Madame Zodiac, the spiritualist? Or the bartender? from hemorrhage from his ruptured spleen right at the door of the emergency room. They never forgot how he stayed all night with the Hammer woman in her labor, bustling around the kitchen, telling the three little children funny stories to keep their attention away from the shrieks from the bedroom, giving the suffering woman needle after needle to ease her pain, and thei-i having the miserable job of delivering a dead baby by high forceps. In the four terrible days of delirium before Mrs. Hammer died of sepsis, be was with her day and night, standing by her bedside, adjusting the tube that slowly dripped the serum into her veins. People iie,,-er tired of telling how Old Doe broke down and N,.,ept the iiight Mrs. Hammer was laid out and how Mr. Hammer had to drive him home. Old Doc had a social conscience too. He gave lecttii-es to the Boy Scouts on what they should know about health and hygiene, explaining to them the horril)le consequences of masturbation and evil living. He NN-as a generous contributor of cash to the Dorcas Home for Unwed Mothers, besides giving his services gratis and sboutiiig at those patients who cried out during labor so that the girls would learn a lesson they'd never forget. He was a vigorous advocate of compulsory immunizations and other preventive health measures such as tonsillectomy. He was not a stickin- the-mud. He gave birth control information to married women. He treated venereal diseases by the latest methods, making sure that his nurse immediately phoned in the name of the patient to the Board of Health as required by law, from hemorrhage from his ruptured spleen right at the door of the emergency room. They never forgot how he stayed all night with the Hammer woman in her labor, bustling around the kitchen, telling the three little children funny stories to keep their attention away from the shrieks from the bedroom, giving the suffering woman needle after needle to ease her pain, and then having the miserable job of delivering a dead baby by high forceps. In the four terrible days of delirium before Mrs. Hammer died of sepsis, he was with her day and night, standing by her bedside, adjusting the tube that slowly dripped the serum into her veins. People never tired of telling how Old Doe broke down and wept the night Mrs. Hammer was laid out and how Mr. Hammer had to drive him home. Old Doc had a social conscience too. He gave lectures to the Boy Scouts on what they should know about health and hygiene, explaining to them the horrible consequences of masturbation and evil living. He The Medicine Men was a generous contributor of cash to the Dorcas Home for Unwed Mothers, besides giving his services gratis and shouting at those patients who cried out during labor so that the girls would learn a lesson they'd never forget. He was a vigorous advocate of compulsory immunizations and other preventive health measures such as tonsillectomy. He was not a stick-inthe-mud. He gave birth control information to married women. He treated venereal diseases by the latest methods, making sure that his nurse immediately phoned in the name of the patient to the Board of Health as required by law, except when he knew the patient well. Then he used his judgment and ignored the law. Young and old alike adored the Doc. "When you come in the door, I'm halfway better already," was a common remark. His colleagues in the Lenape County Medical Society held him up to incoming physicians as a shining example of what a real doctor should be. The Old Doc began to have pains in his stomach and lost much weight. He went to the Medical Center fifty miles away. The doctors there marveled at the constant stream of flowers and getwell cards that poured into his room. "If we had more men like him," growled the professor of surgery, "there'd be none of this nonsensical talk about socialized medicine." Old Doc never came back from the ),Iedical Center. His cancer was too far gone. His funeral was magnificent. A young whippersnapper took over his practice, to the dissatisfaction of the townspeople. They missed Old Doc. Mrs. Smith, wbo'd been bedridden for a year with "kidney dropsy," grudgingly admitted when she began going back to church and eboir meetings that the new doctor's treatment was good, but he just didn't have the touch Old Doe had. Mr. Jones, whose "chronic rheumatism" disappeared on the diet and tablets the new man gave him for his gout, complained that he now had no chance for gabbing with the doctor about state politics. Miss Robinson, the schoolteacher, no longer looked forward to the badinage of the Saturday afternoons when she used to get her weekly liver shots for anemia; the new fellow removed her cervical polyp and the bleeding stopped. Old Doc's memory lingers on. Five years after his death, the Baby Health Station was named after him in gratitude for his long and arduous service to the people of the town. MORAL: The milk of human kindness may not be as effective as the proper medicine for an illness, but it tastes better. 51 The Powwow "Two great physicians first My loving husband tried To ease my paiii-iii N~aiii. At last he got a third And then I died." Epitaph in Cheltenham clitii-cliN-ai-(l The consultation, a convocation of medicine men, takes place when the patient's family has doubts. They worry that their own ai-igtir may have misinterpreted the omens. They worry that his brew lacks potency. They decide that their own death-wishes ("I wish Mama would get better or something") must be overcome by multiplication of magic. Two beads are better than one, they figure, even as shrunken ornaments. Doctors are well aware of how families feel. The patient is a secondary consideration. The families pay the bills. If the patient dies, the family must have no regrets that they have not done enough. If he lives, they must be able to congratulate themselves on their foresight in having a consultation. So virtue is made out of necessity. "In the interest of the patient" consultations are called. No families object. They are pleased that their doctor (in whom they say they have the greatest confidence) is asking anotl-ier doctor to give his opinion. They have two levels of thinking: on one they know that two doctors seldom disagree and that whatever changes in regimen will be made will be done solely to justify the consultation fee. On the other they klio%\- that a doctor one hundred pei- cent sure of him !f %%-oiild never think of asking another doctor to see T ~o -:iiiiiier in which consultations are conducted lm clia.-, --, (I oner the years. It used to be that the doctor in %koiil(l tell the family that he wanted a coiistiltatio:-, If(- %%-oiild then call his consultant, meet him at the ()f the patient and send the familv outside the rOOTli Tli(~ c,)iistiltaiit would listen to the doctor's recotilltiT)Z of tlit, 1)atieiit's history and then would examine the patit,rit. -kfter\~-ards, both doctors would go into a huddle fir front family or patient, in another room if possible, or at least iii the I)athroom. Both doctors would then meet the fri,,Iiteiied family. The attending doctor would state the consultant's opin- ioii while the lattei- iio(l(iecl in al(ri-eciiieiit. The feNN, questions fi-oiii the f'ztiiiiln- \Noti](I I)e (leftl,,- ~iiisNN,ei-eci ii) doubletalk, lea\-iii,-, tileiii c-()iifiis(,(]. The coiistilt~ijit would accept his fee ~iii(I (1(,I)zii-t. Tlieii the faiiiiIN, would ask the atteii(iii)(-r (loctoi-, "\N-liat (ii(i lie saN~'-)" aitcl listen to the iiitei-pi-t~t~ttioii of the oi-~ictilai- opii)ioii. That's cliaii(,cci iio\N-. The patient sick- ciioti(,I) to iiee(i a consultant is iistiill\- iii ~t liospit~il. The ~itteii(Iiii(, doctor, alert to the iiiixi(,ties of the kinfolk, tells them that he is liax~iii(, a coiisiilt~itioii. The coiistiltztiit c~oiiies iiiiannounced aii(I iiiiatteii(led, reads the hospital cliart, examines the I)ziti(,iit aii(i xn,i-ites his opiiiioii on the cliart. That ol)iiiioii is tiieii retailed to the faiiiiln- I)N ~the doctor iii c-li~ti-(,e, \\-Iici)eN-er lie ~,,,ets around to it, Preseiit-(Ia,,- pi-oc,ecitire is less foriii~il tliiii pi-c\-iotisl,,, but just as effecti\ c. The amenities are ol)sci-\ (,(I. NN'hen are coiistiltatioiis called? The .1()iiit ('()iiiiiiitt(~e on Hospital Acci-c,(Iitatioii reqtiii-es tli(,iii (',IC sareaii sectioii is to be doi)e for the fii~,,t tiiii(~, \\Iieii a therapeutic abortion is advised ~iii(I ()I)c,i-~itioiis designed to cause sterility (iiiltle ()i- Lti-c coii templated. In addition, coiistilt~itioii,, ti(, i-c(ltlii-ecl when the patient is not a ,oocl tlii~, plii-~ise is explained latei- on), wlieii the i-,, ol)sciii-e and when doubt exists as to the 1)(,st ti-(,~itiiieiit to be titilized. It is ratioiial to require a coiistiltitioii \N,-Iieii a woman is to be subjected to the (laii(~c,i-s of it (,~iesai-eaii sectioil, for the operation is daii,,ei-oiis, ~is the statistics slio\~,~. Butwlio's the coiistiltziiit iii such c~ises? Usti~tll,,~ the obstetrician who is (,oiii(, to do, oiassist at, the operation, or one \vlio \N-ill expect art equal favor when iie needs a consultation foi- tl)e siiiiie purpose. Is it not too much to expect of iiioi-t~il iii~iii that the\, will not stretch the indications foi- the operation, which pavs ii-tore than another tvpe of cleli\-er,,-" Especiallv if t~ie patient is wealtliy-else how account for the number of Cae 52 sareans done on the wives of tycoons? They surely cannot all have contracted pelves, high breech positions or uterine inertia. Consultation is necessary when the attending physician NN,aiits to do a therapeutic abortion. It is necessary for the doctor's protection against the powers of the state, against possible charges of malpractice and agaii)st his liecoming known as a too-willing complier with the NN,islies of the women wanting to get rid of their iiiixn,elcome passengers. Therapeutic abortion is a borderline euphemism. Therapeutic for whom? It can't be for the fetus in utero. It can be only for the pbysical or mental health of the mother, when the contii-iuatioii of the pregnancy is likely to harm her. In other ),%-oi-ds, her health in potentia, non in esse. Doctors in such cases do not hesitate to don the mantle of the prophet. For the record, I am not a Roman Catholic. (The liberalized abortion laws in some states are too iie%%- for comment. As yet there are no complete statistics on morbidity or mortality.) The reason for consultation in sterilization proce(lures varies. In some states it is contrary to public polic%- except on strong medical indications. In all it is absolutely necessary lest the tinsterilized spouse sue the doctor for an unwarranted attack on his or her right to have a family. "The interest of the patient" is presumably the rationale for mandatory consultation in the vast majority of cases. A consultation is required "when the patient is not a good risk," or as one hospital I know of put it, 11 when there is a possibility that the patient may die." That last sentence gives one pause. Until men learn to read the future, who can foretell the date, the hour and the maiiner of death? "Not a good risk" means that the patient is very old, very sick or both. Here the consultation is mostly to prevent suits for malpractice or to satisfy the family. It is in the nature of calling the pi-iest, with less likelihood of advantage from the secular sacrament. The other reasons for consultation seem more justifi~tl)le. NN'lieii the diagnosis is obscure or when the type of tre~itiiieiit is in question, certainly another doctor should I)e called in to help the attending doctor make tip his mind. The consultant, no matter how elevated his position, I)ears in mind that all doctors are equal, except that lie is a bit more equal than the one who called Iiiii-i in for an opinion. He is tactful, and careful about his reputation. His tact arises out of his fear of offending the referring doctor, thus drying up a source of income. He gives his opinion, hedging it about with The Medicine Men a dozen qualifications so that he is covered in case of any untoward event such as a quick recovery or sudden death. The family, informed secondhand about the results of the consultation, can be pleased only that in this case the doctors do not disagree. How is a consultant chosen? The same way a barber or a hairdresser is. Becai-ise the referring doctor likes him, because be is of the same ethnic group, because his office is in the same building, because be's a good golf partner, because be reciprocates by sending patients to the referrer. Of course, he has to be competent, more or less. Who would go to a barber who used dull scissors? But given the sharpness of the scissors, any of the above becomes the prime desideratum. Somewhere along the line "the interest of the patient" has become lost. Not that it actually makes much difference. If it did, the great and rich of this world would never leave it. Think of the number of physicians in attendance on the late Pope John, oi-i Winston Churchill, on Humphrey Bogart, on Stalin. (Stalin was suspicious of doctors, especially of Jewish doctors. He died of a cerebral bemorrbage, possibly the victim of his own lack of faith. None of the physicians in attendance dared to treat him lest he survive and they be accused of plotting against the state.) By taking thought the consulting doctors added neither cubits to their stature nor years to their patients' lives. The consultation, a necessary evil, looks for the most part like a magnification of the mummery that goes with the practice of medicine. 53 In the Medical Staff Lounge "Two heads are better than one-except on a calf." Folk san,iiig "I saw that fellow in 308 for you. I put a note on his chart. Do you think Allied Chemical will go up any more?" "The woman in 419 is going out fast. Better get an ECG for the record. To cover yourself." "Try ampicillin if tetracycline doesn't work. Are you going to Henry's party this Saturday?" "In that case, advise the operation. If there's any doubt in their minds, call me and I'll coi-ifirm your opinion." "He's i-iiiiety-sex-eii -,-ears old and in iii-eiiiie coiiia for the past three da-,-s. Drop iii and take a look at him foime, will you?" "Nfetastases all o\-ei- the I)ocly, fltiid ii) tli(, cliest, down to 80 potiiids from 1-,0, and the faiiiil\- xn-aiits a consultation. So coiistilt, please." "Rule out infection. Get a culture. Yoti can tell his wife we acreecl on it." "NN"-Iio's lie" I iie\-ei- saw him before. Does be li~, hospital privileges here? Who called him iii coiisultation?" The Bubbling Cauldron "I firmly believe that if the whole nwteria 'medica could be sunk to the bottom of the sea it would be all the better for mankind and all the worse for the fishes." Oliver Wendell Holmes, Harvard Medical School Lecture Not eye of newt, nor toe of frog, not even powered unicorn's horn nor mandrake root goes into the remedies doctors prescribe. Past is the era of nauseating mixtures when the worse.the medicine tasted the more hialil~, it was regarded. Pills now come in variegated li ties, capsules in all the colors of the rainbow, and the liquids are fruit-flavored. Drugs are prescribed on a ratioiial basis, no longer because they fit the phases of the iiioon or follow the traditions of the fathers. It was not always so. Following the rise of scientific pharmacology and the discovery that most of the medications doctors were ordering were worthless for cure, came a period of therapeutic nihilism. Physicians still wrote prescriptions, it is true, but they were conscious of bow little they helped the patient. The dialectic spiral continued; as chemistry progressed and animal and human experiment went on and more information was gathered, some old remedies regained their place and new ones were added to the list of useful drugs Starting with the arsphenamines and the later sulfonamides, medicine entered the modern age of wonder drugs. Antibiotics, psychotropics, blood derivatives, anticancer drugs-every year sees more and more novel additions to the inventory of weapons the doctor uses in his fight against disease. And every year sees more and more novel iatrogenic disorders brought on by those very weapons. (Iatro ,,eiiie comes from the Greek: iatros =physician and geiio3 - cause; hence, iatrogenic = caused by physicians. This is a new word, not found in dictionaries published prior to 1953. ' In 19D'4 Stedman's Medical Dictionary defined it as meaning "caused by a physician's injudicious statement," indicating that the disease was all in the patient's bead. By 1961 the current broader meaning, "caused by physicians in the course of treatment" was well established. ) latrogenic disorders have reached the point where a prominent physician sadly says, 100, 1964. The Medicine Men "Unfortunately iatrogenic disease can now take its place almost as an equal alongside the bacteria as an impor "44 tant factor in the pathogenesis of human illness. Another physician seriously recommended that departments of iatrogenic medicine be introduced into medical schools. The drugs are not harmful in the sense that poisons like cyanide are. By no means. They accomplish what they're supposed to do-kill bacteria, prevent infection, suppress inflammation. But they do a little more because of their very potency and their effect on the total body organism. Bark tea and ground-up goats' testicles didn't do much of anything, but they didn't make the patient sicker, either. Everyone knows about thalidomide, so let's forget that one. But let's not forget that pregnant women still ask for and take antihistamines for colds, antiemetics for nausea, and dozens of other medications prescribed during their pregnancies. "When will they ever learn?" Or their doctors. I know doctors who prescribe pbenothiazines of various types for anxious or emotionally upset mothers-to-be; yet the manufacturers of those drugs warn that "the use of is not recommended during pregnancy," and one tranquilizer (haloperidol) has been shown to be the cause of gross deformities in the newborn infant. A drug used for dizziness definitely causes monstrosities. Two drugs widely used in bladder and kidney infections are marke~d""contraindicated in pregnancy"; nevertheless, the~ are 'Used during that time. I made an informal survey. I asked eight doctors 44 Dr. David M. Spain, Complications of Medical Practice, New York, 1963. See also: Dr. David P. Baer, "Hazards of Modem Diagnosis and Treatment-ne Price We Pay," Journal of the American Medical Association, 159:1452, 1955, and Dr. Elihu M. Schimmel, "Ile Hazards of Hospitalization," Annals of Internal Medicine, 60: Cauldron whether they would use these two drugs during pregnancy. They were all surprised at my question. "Why not?" they asked. A very commonly used analgesic bears the warning: "The safe use of - during pregnancy has not been established." In my same survey my informants laughed at me when I asked whether they used -. "What's the matter with you? Are you some kind ofkalph Nader nut?" Let's start with the tried and true-penicillin and the other antibiotics, the "use of which has been one of the major tberapeuti'c advances of our time. (Antibiotic means, as you know, against life-by common consent, the lower forms of life. It is not meant to apply to humans.) Pneumonia has lost its terrors, subacute bacterial endocarditis (fatal when I went to school) has been conquered, septicemia (the blood-poisoning of folklore) is a rarity-all due to the naturally occurring and synthetically produced substances known as antibiotics. Other troubles have taken their place: severe asthma, violent skin reactions, an occasional death occurring when penicillin is given by mouth or injection in some individuals. To use pencillin routinely in the treatment of colds and other self-limited diseases is to kill a fly with a sledgehammer, or rather, to swing at the fly, because penicillin is seldom, if ever, of value in such conditions. What's accomplished is the sensitization of the hapless patient; he may become allergic to penicillin and then must be as careful to avoid it as the hay fever sufferer is careful not to pick ragweed. Unfortunately, penicillin is given to cattle, too, for their infections; it may be excreted in milk or stay in the tissues, so that a penicillin-sensitive individual may get allergic rhinitis or bronchitis or hives when he eats meat or drinks milk. Another effect of penicillin and the other antibiotics is directly related to their effectiveness as destroyers of ~c~teria. What is known as overgrowth takes place. All .),icteria, noxious and innocent, having been de the fungi normally present in and on the body ,,Dm spreading by biologic competition with tiw ire able to flourish luxuriantly. Monilial infect3:.)~l -" ' -- the infantile thrush of preceding generatww E" nie so common that some pharmacombined their antibacterials %-ith an -t-Tit specific for the Monilia fungus. Othn i,S: -,. e,-,!:row, but as yet no fungicide safe for mgt!sz~ ').een developed to control them. The bacfttu.' &x-a present in the intestinal tract can be so drastxall%- reduced by antibiotics that their ben&ml rrla%, be lost. Diarrhea is not un common when antibiotics are given. One of the most feared complications, a variant of overgrowth, is the development of infection by organisms resistant to the antibiotics. Stap4ylococci, particularly, are the most likely,to develop~sticli resistance. Epidemics of stapbyloccal infection became a menace to surgical patients until semisyiitbetic peiiicilliiis effective against such germs were developed. That period of security lasted only a few years. Cases of resistance to the new metliicilliiis are already being reported. 15 Now the biochemists will lia\,e to make another antibiotic to overcome the resistaiit staphylococci. Warnings against the iiidiscrimiiiate use of antibiotics seem to have little effect oii doctors, especially the surgeons. The latter give aiitil)iotics prophylactically; that is, they prescribe tiieni for postoperative use to prevent wotind infectioiis. For exaniple, 38~~ of patients were given aiitil)iotics I)ropli,,- I act icalln, after repair of simple ingiiiiial lieriiias. I quote: "Sitice iiiguinal herniorraphy is one operatioii in x-.,Iiicli iiifectioii should not occur if proper selectioii aiid prepar~itioii of patients are observed, aii(I if adequate stirgical aseptic technique is folloNN-ed, then this uiinecessarn, prophylactic use is illogical, unscientific, and contrary to the welfare of the patient.""' Survey after survey has shown that prophyleatic aiitil3iotics have not concltisin,,ely reduced the incideiice of postoperati\re infections, but they are still widel,,, used despite the danger that the practice will fa\-or and select orgaiiisnis resistaiit to the antibiotics. 17 Besides the general effects of the antibiotics, harmful changes occur when specific ones ~,re used. Cliloi-aniphenicol is a highly efficient bacteria] a(Teiit; it controls the growth of bacteria by iiihibitiii(y protein synthesis in them. It can do the same in litiniaiis-aiid result in a profound and fatal aplastic aiicii)ia. Testiiiioii\, at the hearings of the subcommittee headed I)%- Senator Gaylord Nelson disclosed that about 150 persons die each year from conditions attribiitai)le to the dru,, Less harmful but still disti-essiii,, is the effect of tetracycline and its aiialogties oii the permanent teeth when the drug is i,,,eii to Notin(i children oi- pregnant women. A stable calciuiii c-oinpotind is formed in bony 45 Dr. Roger J. Bulger, "A Methicillin-Resistant Strain of Staph ylococcus Aureus," Annals of Internal Ifpdicirte, 67:81, 1967. 46 I>r. Robert S. Nlyers, "ne \Iisuse of Antil)actei-ials in Iii~niin~il Herniorrapby," Siirgeril, Gynecology, and Obstetrics, 108:721-728, 1949. 47 The latest survey (at jobns Hopkins Hospital) was reported in Archives of Interrwl Aledicine, 121:1-10, 1949. 56 The Medicine Men tissues. That's of 1-io importance anywhere but in the teeth. The permanent teeth may take on a peculiar filthy gray or yellow-brown or even fluorescent orange appearance. You'd think then that no doctor would prescribe such drugs for children, wouldn't you? But they do, and the same pharmaceutical manufacturers who insert the legally-required warnings about tooth discoloration in the packages also supply a variety of forms of the tetracyclines made especially for children (flavored syrtips, drops and so forth). If doctors wouldn't order them, the drug companies wouldn't make them. Not oiil,- do the doctors order them, but they object when the Food and Drug Administration takes them off the market. Over 3000 letters of protest came from physicians when pediatric drops containing tetracycline %,.-ere banned. Other antibiotics are harmful in their own way. Streptomycin can cause damage to the eighth cranial iierx-e, resulting in dizziness, noises in the head and deafness. Triacetylandomycin may lead to liver damage and jaundice. Polymyxin may be toxic to the kidneys. Instead of whirling around his head magic beads to drix-e away disease, the doctor now brandishes an effecti%,e sword that damages more than bacteria. But he has to be aware that the sword is double-edged. So does the patient. if you've got an infected hang p nail or an annoying cough, don't ask the doctor for an antibiotic. Most times he'll be only too willing to oblige. You can also refuse to take any antibiotic unless it is clear to you that you have a serious illness and nothing else will do. That sounds as though you're pitting your judgment against that of the doctor's Why shouldn't you? It's your, not the doctor's, health that is at stake. Fashion has much to do with drug therapy. If, confronted by any one of the varieties of psychic distress, the doctor didn't use the new psychotropic (having an effect on the psyche) drugs, his patients might regard him as an old fogey. The popular press is presently excited about the abuse of these drugs but calmly ac cepts their use. Indeed, the press shares responsibility for initially acclaiming the virtues of tranquilizers. (This word, formerly rarely used except a ' s slang for a billyclub or a blackjack, came int~o the general vocabulary as the result of the influence of advertising agencies. Tranqiiilizer is supposed to mean a substance that makes people calm, as o 'posed to sedative, which p quiets them. The distinction is nebulous.) Tranquilizers are prescribed in large quantities, as are the socalled psychic energizers. Effective medications? Certainly. And dangers from their use? Of course. The phenothiazii-ics, of great value in the treatment of some severe neuroses and psychoses, may cause changes in the retina of the eye, almost to blindness. More common, especially in children (where one of the phenothiaziiies is used to control vomiting) is rigidity of the neck and muscular twitchings approaching convulsive mox-enients. Most common is the development of psetido-Parkinsonism, the syndrome characterized by rigidity, tremors, bead-nodding and short-stepped gait. Very recently, Dr. Carl S. Alexander reported at a meeting of the American Heart Association that longterm users of the phenothiazines face possible heart abnormalities (enlarged b6arts, irregular heart beats .and myocardial infarctio'n). Discontinuance of the drugs, be said, may cause improvement in the condition, but cardiac damage and residual abnormal electrocardiographic changes may persist for months. Meprobamate, sold under the registered trademarks of Miltown and Equanil, is effective-and habituating. After it is taken for a while and then stopped, withdrawal symptoms may occur: vomiting, incoordination, muscle twitching, even epileptiform seizures. The most dramatic side effects occur with the group of psychic energizers known as monamine oxidase inhibitors. Useful in the treatment of mental depressions, they can cause acute high blood pressure reactions, sometimes fatal ones. They also are dangerous if the patient eats cheese, pickled herring, chicken livers, canned figs, or if he takes a cough syrup or a cold tablet Cauldron containing antihistamines. Sometimes I wonder if it's worthwhile to substitute for the depression the fear with which a patient approaches his table. Dr. Richard Hunter, a British psychiatrist, says, "As psychotropic drugs multiply and doctors prescribe them like aspirin, it becomes more important to take a thorough drug history than the time-honored sex history. Today sex, largely stripped of guilt, seems to be much less toxic or pathogenic than psychotropic drugs. Verbum sap. Enlightened Americans who have no faitb in the curative powers of relics are suckers for anything that smacks of a scientific short-cut to a corpore sano. The heck with the mens sana! Let a Boston lady find out that prayers did her more good than physicians when she was ill (undoubtedly true in her time and frequently in ours), and a new religion is born. Let a respected psychoanalyst announce the discovery of a new kind of energy and followers flock to him to be recharged in modified telephone booths. Let a sciencefiction writer proclaim a physiologic basis for the merits of confession and be becomes the prophet of a new creed. (Dianoetics has now been elevated to scientology, a formal religion.) And let researchers discover a chemical compound that stops inflammation, and hosannas arise from the healing profession. joy spreads that at last disease can have no victory. The universal panacea is here! Cortisone and its modifications eliminate inflamniatory changes in tissues. Acclaimed for its value in rheumatoid arthritis, its use was qiiickly extended to other morbid conditions. Doctors thought that was logical: inflammation anywhere is pathologic; do away with inflammation and the pathology disappears. They underestimate the self-righting powers of the body. By adding new steroids they upset the balance of the hormonal system. By the time the initial excitement had died down, the secondary effects of cortisone preparations were well known: fatness and floridity, exhaustion of the adrenal glands, susceptibility to infection, peptic ulcers, delayed healing of wounds, degenerative changes in the bones, stunting of growth and cataract formation in children, and a host of other damaging conditions. Do you think that doctors then severely restricted the use of steroids? Do you think that if a witch doctor discovered a magic powder that eliminated what the patient complained of he wouldn't use it? That's too much to ask of him. There's enormous ego satisfaction to be derived when applause is won from an audience. 57 The doctor continues to prescribe corticosteroids, telling himself he knows what he is doing and he'll stop if trouble develops. He extends the indications for their use until he no longer thinks twice about using it for such minor conditions as allergic rliinitis. That's not killing a fly with a sledge hammer; that's knocking it dead with a cannon. When a doctor orders antibiotics, tranquilizers, or corticosteroids, he knows he is going to get results. That assurance causes cerebral atrophy in him-a side effect unmentioned in the package inserts. NVliy spend time on a painstaking diagnosis or why worry about clinical judgment when such fine remedies are at hand for whatever ails the patient? Untoward effects occur with many drugs of lesser value. Some of the effects disappear when the drug is discontinued; others persist. Example: chloroquiiioiie (used in arthritis and iiialaria) frequently causes permanent eye damage. Another example: Of 34 patients receiving indomethaciii (used in artliritis), all had redticed visual aciiity aiid all improved ~,-.,Iieii the drug was stopped. " Cblortbalidone effectixeln- used iii the treatment of high blood pressure also effectively caused gout in ten per cent of the cases. Other aiitihypertensive drugs cause the surfacing of lateiit diaI)etes or actually bring on diabetes. Doctors are as brainwashed as the general public when it comes to drugs. They believe the propaganda of the pharmaceutical manufacturers that specific brands have virtties. They prescribe by brand names. They argue that the first criterion in the selection of a drug should not be its cost; they value the reputation of the maker more than the cheapness of the same drug from another firm. Senator Gaylord Nelson stated in exasperation, "They [the Pharmaceutical Mantifacttirers Association] spend $4000 per year per physician to convince doctors all over the country they can't trust generic drugs. Yet every time I ask physicians about the wide price differences, why Schering sells its brand of prediiisoiie at $17.90 retail and offers it on bid for $1.20 to the city of New York-the doctors just don't know . . . ... But they fight, jtist the same. They resent the intrusion of government agencies into their divine right of prescribing. If they knew what happens in the body to the drugs they were prescribing,. their anger would be justified. 4 " Dr. Charlotte A. Burns, American Jourrwl of OI)htlialniology, 66: 825, 1968. But they don't. And Dow I'm not talking about side effects, but about pharmacology. Example: A doctor has a diabetic patient with heart disease, whose diabetes is controlled by tolbutamide; the patient develops swelling of the legs and is given ethaerynic acid to get rid of the fluid; he promptly goes into hypoglycemia, a condition resembling insulin shock; the diuretic intensified the action of the tolbutamide. Another diabetic is taking acetohexamide; his doctor prescribes phenylbutazone for his arthritis; again-hypoglycemia. Even the anesthetic given during an operation may cause kidney failure and death if the patient has taken tetracycline before surgery." The combination of drugs may cure the disease but kill the patient. Years ago it was demonstrated that a patient in heart failure taking digitalis should not be given calcium intravenously because of the danger of sudden death from electrolytic changes in the heart muscle. Yet I have beard a doctor advise intravenous calcium to stop the leg cramps caused by a strong diuretic in a dropsical digitalized patient. A note of caution. The drugs have value, but they cannot be used mindlesslv. The doctor must take the time to read the medical ~ata about them and to learn their potential for harm. He, equally with his patient, must not be on the lookout for something new merely becai-ise it's new. Sowben the doctor says, "I'm going to try this new stuff on you that just came out," tell him, "No, thanks. Try it on the dog,"-if you don't like dogs. 2. Let's leave the new drugs. What's old? Blood, for example, which carries with it overtones of cannibalistic rites. "In the blood is the life," says the Bible. Also death and illness. "Transfusions are still one of the most dangerous forms of medical therapy," states Dr. Aaron M. Josephson of the Michael Reese Research Foundation and Blood Center in Chicago. Transmission of hepatitis, syphilis and malaria are possible hazards of blood transfusions, but more important are sensitization to blood antigens, unpredictable sbock-like reactions, and hemolytic changes. A significant alteration occurs in whole blood stored in blood banks; there is an increase of plasma potassium, plasma ammonia, inorganic phosphates and free plasma hemoglobin, besides a heightened alkalinity of the blood. The altered blood is often deleterious to patients with heart, liver and kidney ailments, to old people and to infants. And yet how many times have families expected and have their doctors ordered blood to be given to the unfortunate The Medicine Men patient "just to make sure?" 3. What else does the doctor do to help his patients get well? He uses instruments for diagnosis and treatment, not gourds or sand paintings, but ingeniously devised tubes and mirrors. Without them he'd be at a loss. Without them he could not photograph the arterial supply of the brain or map the chambers of the heart or supply air to damaged lungs and nutrition to unconscious patients. The doctor knows the hazards of such treatment, but in his zeal to do good be brushes that knowledge aside. Tracheostomy is the making of an artificial opening in the windpipe so that oxygen maN- be more easily administered, under pressure, if need be. The operation has become almost routine in badly burned or severely injured patients. "The major fatal complication is no longer wound sepsis [infection] but pneumonia. The decline in wound infection is due to eff ectix,,e topical chemotherapy [local application. of chemicals that kill germs], and the rise in fatal pneumonia is probably due to the effects of earlier and more prolonged ventilatory assistance and oxygen therapy ... Tracheobroncliitis is the most frequent finding in the lungs of burned patien.ts. The focal ulcerative laryngeal and tracheal lesions seen are clearly related to tracbeostomy rather than to inhalation therapy . . . . ~" In other ,-,,ords, in their zeal to help the severely burned patient, the doctors have overreached themselves and bax-e ended up with harming him. Enough said. Bladder catheterizations, often done to save bed linens and wear and tear on nurses, accounted for 40% of hospital-acquired infections in the Johns Hopkins survey previously quoted. That percentage does not include infections after diagnostic cystoscopies. The routine use of intravenous infusions for support and nutrition, conveniently provided now by plastic indwelling tubes, has brought on almost an epidemic of septic phlebitis, inflammation of the vein in which the tube is lodged. The growth of bacteria in one part of the circulatory system then is frequently followed by septicemia. In burned patients especially, an eighteenmonth study by the Army Surgical Research Unit at Fort Sam Houston, Texas, disclosed that post-phlebitic septicemia caused the death of 12clc of those autopsied. A Harvard study in 1968 showed a 34.3~Ic incidence of 50 Capt. F. Daniel Foley, M.C., Col. John A. ),Ionerief, NI.C., and Dr. Arthur D. Mason, Jr., "Pathology of the Lung in Fatally Burned Patients," Annals of Surgery, 167:251-264, 1968. 49 Dr. E. Y. Kuzucku, in the Journal of the Anierican ~ifedical Association, 211:1162, 1970. Cauldron local infection from polyethylene catheters, 17.4~'c with pathogens, 16.9( with contaminants. Phlebitis occurred in 39~Ic of the patients and bloodstream infection in three patients, two of whom died therefrom. The risk of infection and bacteremia was directly related to the dtiration of catheterization. NN-heii the medicine man approaches with his paraphernalia, maybe the cringing patient should cry out, "Don't do me any favors!" To put it bluntly, do not submit yourself to having instruments and devices pushed into natural or artificial orifices without good and sufficient reason. The doctors may call you uncooperative, So what? Names will never hurt you. The catheters may. 4. That's for treatment. It's worse when sickness follows diagnostic procedures like angiograms, cardiac catheterizations or pyelograms. They are not entirely innocuous. Arteriography, the visualization of arterial circulation, one of modern medicine's most imaginative techniques, should not be used routinely in diagnosis, warns Dr. William Likoff, Professor of Medicine and Director of the Cardiovascular Institute at Habnemann Medical College in Philadelphia. He says, "It is a sophisticated, expensive procedure fraught with danger and requiring hospitalization ... The physician can inadvertently destroy the artery or cause the formation of a clot ...... When multiple angiograms using a contrast medium are used in infants, there is a grave risk of renal medullary necrosis, a fatal disorder." Besides the dangers of infection and allergic reactions (often piously referred to as "an act of God," thereby removing the blame from the doctor and placing it on the Blameless One), the instrument that is being used may perforate the part being examined. Such accidents, although rare, happen often enough for patients to be wary of examinations "just for the record." The antics of the witch doctor may be comical to behold and may not do much good, but at least he can't be held responsible if his patient gets sicker or dies. His jumping around diddt do that. 5. "WE DID OUR BEST" A young man had an acutely inflamed throat. He went to his doctor, who gave him an injection of penicillin. The sore throat quickly got better. Three days later, the young man began to itch. The itching got worse and he developed hives all over his body. The doctor made the correct diagnosis of an allergic reaction to penicillin. He prescribed antihista mines. The hives disappeared. The young man, a machine operator, got drowsy from the antihistamines and cut his hand at work. The nurse in the dispensary gave him first aid and put on an anti-bacterial ointment containing penicillin. The hives returned and now the young man had swelling of the eyes and lips. The doctor recognized that a potentially dangerous allergic reaction was present; he ordered a course of corticosteroid treatment. Result-the itchiness, the hives and the swellings disappeared and the patient was well again. Except that now he had pain in his belly plus heartburn, and he began to show signs of blood in his stools. The correct diagnosis of a peptic ulcer (induced by the corticosteroid) was made. The young man did not do well on medical treatment; he continued to bleed from his ulcer. His doctor, therefore, bad a surgeon in consultation. The two doctors agreed that partial gastrectomy was necessary, an operation to remove the ulcerbearing portion of the stomach. The operation was successful. But because of the previous bleeding and the unavoidable blood loss at the operation, a transfusion of 1000 milliliters (two pints) of blood was given. Hepatitis (inflammation of the liver) followed. The young man became intensely jaundiced; be vomited his food and had to be fed intravenously for a few days. His youth did him in good stead. He recovered from his hepatitis. At the right ankle, where the intravenous needle and the plastic tube bad been inserted into a vein exposed by cutting through the skin, a tender nodule appeared. It became red and inflamed, evidence of infection. Because of the bad experience the patient bad had with penicillin, the doctor prescribed tetracycline. The inflammation promptly subsided. Because of the antibiotic, diarrhea came on and the patient had severe colicky cramps. The doctor ordered a special diet and gave a new synthetic antispasmodic drug to control the cramps. Diarrhea stopped. The new drug was in the belladonna class. It relaxed smooth muscle all over the body, and by its action on the iris, it caused dilatation of the pupil. The young man's vision was impaired. He drove his car into a tree. Exitus young man. This is a true story. 51 Reported by Dr. Alan B. Gruskin, director of pediatric nephrology at St. Christopher's Hospital for Children, Philadelphia, basing Itis finding on histologic studies of 34 infants who died after diagnostic angiography to evaluate congenital heart disease. 60 The Medicine Men Advice From an Infidel "Knowledge is the principal thing; therefore get kiionvledge: and NN7itli all t]iN- ,ettiiig get understanding." Proverbs, 4:7 Is N-our flesh crawling? I hope so. I hope I have instilled some doubt into you, some doubt about the efficacy of the ceremonials of American medicine men. In doubt lies the beginning of wisdom. If x~oti can't put faith in your doctor, what can you do'-' First, forget the faith. That word shouldn't apply to doctors. Next, do some hard thinking. You want physical iiiimortality, of course. Well, that's impossible. Then do you want to prolong the years of your life? Not at all, if that means being blind, deaf, doddering, incontinent, a stinking Struldbrug, a painful burden to your children, a living inemento i7wri. You want to live in full possession of your faculties, to enjoy eatiiicy and drinking and sex, to be vigorous and alert. So how do you achieve those glorious goals? I can offer you a few guide points. Don't regard your doctor as a wizard but as a niortal man who sees in the world a microcosm of ailments. And because of his specialized vision remember that he is sliortsi(rlite(l. He xn,aiits to solve one problem and he often can, but to -,N71iat end? NN'liat's the use of treating ilietiiiiatoid artliritis NN,itli effecti\,e aiitiiiialarial drugs if blindness ii-tay occtti-? NN']iNorder iodized salt to prevent ,~oiter and end tip with severe aciie in adolescents? lIoNNvaluable is an orcyaii transplant -,N,Iieii the coijclitioii that caused the trotil)le in the original oi-glill persists ( as arteriosclerosis, in the case of Di-. Blail)ei-g) ? Don't expect more of the doctoi- than an honest and iiitelli(,eiit application of his leariiii)g. That means what lie does lie should do well and wliat lie can't do lie slioti](I let alone or (,et help in doing it. It also means that lie should not order laboratory work as a routine \N,itliotit specific need for it, and he should explain its iiecessitn- to .-oti. Don't ask him to work miracles. He cannot resurrect the dead iioirestore power to linil)s paralyzed by severance of the spiiial cord. He cannot foretell the exact hour of birth nor prognosticate the moment when life will depart. He cannot make the blind see without eyes, nor tl-ie deaf hear without auditory nerves. He can't e\,ei) promise your backache \x-ill not i-ectir nor ,,,our litir not turn gray. Don't foi-tret there are no top secrets in medical care. Doctors like to cro\N, al)otit their sticc,esses: they hasten to I)til)lisli tlieii- good results. Once ~t pi-ocediii-e is no ~7) loii,,ei- experimental, its use becomes iii)i\-ei-sal. Once a di-ti,, est~il)lislies its iiierit, eNer\, (loctoi- will prescribe it \N,Iieii it is ii)(licated. OiilN,, charlatans pi-eteiid to have secret remedies. The (la\7 after the clti-e for cancer is (liscoN-ei-ed, \-Our doctor will know about it. Don't think ~iii\,oiie else kiio\N-s iio\N, and won't tell. Don't demand of the doctor the tenderness and love ~-oti may iiiissiii(j- in votir life. "A kiss on your hand makes \7ott but a diamond bracelet lasts a long time." The doctor is not for wife or ii-iother or I)iisl)aiicl or father. His jol) is well and fit. be feel (,ood a substitute to keep you That means a radical change in your attitude toward doctors. Don't be a gttllil)le participant in the s6aiice. Don't regard doctors as wizards, omniscient and possi1)1\- omnipotent. Renieiiil:)er the dialectic relationship: \"Iitliotit voti lie wotildii't be a doctor. Therefore-don't let N-otir I)odN- I)e poisoi-ied by paradoxically useful and tiseless drugs. Ask, ask, ask about the dangers in the prescriptions. Let the doctor think you're an overcautiotis iitit. His opinion won't hurt you as much as a liarniftil medication. Don't submit yourself to diagiiostic procedures of doubtful value and doubtless possil)ilities for, hari-i-i. Insist oi-i knowing why they are being ordered. Don't be a guinea pig for the latest medical fads just because the joneses are falling for them. And don't go to the other extreme-don't set \,our itidgmerit against your doctor's as to what is good and what is ])ad in medicine. Presumably he gets his information from better sources than you do. just make sure be knows what lie is doing ai-id why. Your own common sense must be used. If a technique or a procedure or a drug doesn't make sense to you, ask your doctor to explain. Don't be put off by medical double-talk; if he says you won't understand, rest assured he doesn't ei Advice From an Infidel ther. Making him speak straight English will make him oftener so much in a hurry that they do instead of think straight too. Don't think that by stiing the doctor when he makes a mistake that yoii're goina to improve the qualit-,7 of medical care. All you're doing is making his malpractice insurance rate go up and that expense is inevitably -added to ~rotir ])ill. \Ialpractice su:ts make lawyers richer, not you healthier. You're mistaken if you think a le,,al jtidgment can alter a iiiystic ritual. Don't i~iiterfere in the doctor's practice, except to poke fun at his antics. You don't know the details of what is necessary to turn the art into a science. Wellr~ieaiiiiig reformers tried to cure alcoholism by Prohibit-loii and ended tip with Capone. Demai-idiiig medical care audits, uniformity of records, compulsory laboratory teStiDg-all lead to an increase of l~)urdensome bureaucracy and an increase in the cost of medical care, not in its quality. Likewise, don't get carried away I)x, the idea that So\-iet-style polyclinics or Britisb-style panel medicine will automatically bring about superior medical care. '\IaN,I)e you won't have to wait so long for the witch doctor to come, but when he does he'll have the same old bag of tricks. Nor is prepaid health insuran(,e the answer. What difference will it make if the witch do~,tqr,:- -oid by the state if the mummery's the same? Remember that, altho~,igh doctors make a great deal of moiie),, iiione), is seldom their sole aim when they treat you. They actually want you to get well. Don't attribute mercenary motives to tliei-i-i when they advise an operation or diagnostic tests. just be sure that the --~---feasons they give for those procedures make sense to vou. Doctors are Dot conscious charlatai-is or ignorant irauds, but they are often intellectually lazy and even think. Change doctors if the one you have is not candid with you. Change if his treatment is not giving results or if it has added complications to what you started with. Chai-ige if he promises miraculous cures. Change if he treats you like a child or an idiot. Change if he gets angry when you question him about his diagnosis or treatment. There are plenty of good doctors around. You have to look for them and from personal experience I can tell you the search will not be easy, but it is well worth the trouble. "Every country has the government it deserves" runs the adage. And every country has the doctors it deserves. If y*ott want to get away from witchcraft, start throwing out your own superstitions. Be open-minded and receptive to fresh ideas. If you hanker for the good old days when Doc tramped through the snow carrying a heavy black bag, you'll keep right on being satisfied with Doctor in a shiny office radiating sympathy. What's needed in this country is a new kind of medical practice, one that won't be dependent on your good will oi- your willingness to be amused, one whose function will be to prevent illness and to cure or alleviate those illnesses that cad't be prevented, one that will help you to reach your goal of a long, happy and healthy life. flow that will come about I don't know, but I do know that an intelligent, informed public can help to eliminate much of the ceremonial nonsense that attends present-day ryiedical practice. I didn't mean to eiid by giving advice but I did, ann,way. That's what comes of being a doctor for so long. Out of habit I clon the mask and give a solemn opinion. Do you trust your doctor? Does he really know what he's doing? To most Americans, the answer to such questions is an immediate "Of course," and to this extent our blind faith in the wisdom and powers of physicians is little different from the belief of primitive peoples in their witch doctors' incantations and spells. THE MEDICINE MEN is a well-documented and witty book which explodes the myth of quality medical care in the United States. Dr. Leonard Tushnet, a respected doctor of almost forty years' experience, here analyzes many of the recent "breakthroughs" in medical technology, diagnosis and treatment, and finds that they' have been dangerously overemphasized and not fully understood by many in the medical profession. THE MEDICINE MEN gives the layman an insider's view of both general practitioners and specialistsinternists, obstetricians, psychiatrists, gynecologists and surgeons, among others-and some of their commonly used and often dangerous treatments. The author also casts serious doubt on the effectiveness of some of our most honored articles of medical faith: the annual check-up, laboratory ''tests," and medical "consultations. '' This is a book which pulls no punches. It is not an indictment of all doctors, but it does offer sound advice on how to tell a competent physician from a highly educated witch doctor. THE MEDICINE MEN is a book which could conceivably save your life, and is required reading before you keep your next appointment with your doctor! Dr. Leonard Tushnet has recently retired from his New Jersey Medical practice after almost forty years of service. He is the author of numerous medical and historical articles, and has had more than sixty short stories published in the past ten years. Two of his previous books have dealt with the history of the Warsaw Ghetto. THE MEDICINE MEN is his first full-length analysis of the profession to which he has devoted most of his life. Jacket design by John-C-,---,h CONSUMER EDUCATION RESEARCH GROUP P.O. BOX 336 SO ORANGE, N.J. 07079