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How to become a patient
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HOW DOES YOUR PROGRAM WORK?
For individuals interested in Hormone Replacement Therapy, please see the last section for specifics.
For AAS patients:
In (FINALLY!) finding a doctor who closely works with steroid athletes, monitoring health while treating
your high estrogen and low endogenous production--without giving you the “Evil Eye”--you’re halfway
there already!
Read the FAQ’s, so you understand what we do, and more importantly, why we do it. Then download the
Medical History Form, and fill it out. Please pay special attention to the section where you tell us what your
cycle is, and what you want for your ancillaries. If you do not know, simply tell us, in that same space on
the Medical History Form. We will figure out what is best for your cycle, and what you can afford,
together, via email messages (even though we are caring for you over the Internet, we maintain an
interactive relationship). Next download the Patient’s Informed Consent Form, and carefully read it. If you
have ANY questions, please ask us. Please sign the Consent form.
Now download the Order Form. Check the Consultation Fee box. The initial Consultation Fee is $100 (and
only $40 for all subsequent orders (Virtual Office Visits) you make for future cycles—use the password
you will be assigned to invoke the fee discount). Fill in your credit card information, or check the money
order box for payment. Last, make a copy of your Driver’s License. Mail the signed Medical History Form,
Patient’s Informed Consent form, Order Form and the copy of your Driver’s License to us. To speed things
up, you may also FAX this information to us, a downlodable Fax Cover Sheet is available in the online
forms section.
Begin watching your emails for our response. We will make our recommendations, and you may respond
with any questions or concerns you may have. When we are in agreement as to the best course of treatment,
you will be sent your ancillary medications (after receipt of a second Order Form and payment), usually
within 24 hours. The entire process should only take a week—even faster than ordering from Mexico!
Of note: Patients who reside in Michigan must schedule an appointment for a free physical
examination at our office in East Lansing, MI.
For HRT patients:
Please download the Medical History Form, the Patient's Consent Form, an Order Form, and make a copy
of your Driver's License. Fill out the Medical History, carefully read and sign the Patient's Consent, check
the "HRT Consultation" box on the Order Form and fill in your payment information. FAX it all to me (if
you want to speed up the process), or mail it in. Once I review your Medical History, I'll contact you via
email.
If you need a physical exam, because you cannot provide me with a copy of a current physical, we can get
that taken care of by your own local doctor. Michigan residents must be personally seen by me. I can
order your labs from here, or your own local doctor can have them done (if they are willing). Then we can
get you started. We come to an agreement as to which form of testosterone replacement delivery system
you want. You then submit a second Order Form to pay for your medications. Within 24 hours of the
receipt of your Order Form, your package will be shipped out.
A month or so after you begin, I draw some labs to see where your hormone levels are, and to see if we
need to make any adjustments, or even add a new medication to your treatment regimen. We also want to
make sure you are not one of the RARE cases where the testosterone causes you to produce too many Red
Blood Cells. In that case, we must hold the testosterone to allow the polycythemia (what the condition is
called) to clear. You will also then go down to your local Red Cross to donate a pint of blood, which really
helps. We also periodically check PSA to monitor your prostate health (if you are over 40 years old). If you
happened to develop a prostate cancer, or it was missed during your initial PSA and Digital Rectal Exam,
we'd want to know. Prostate and breast cancer are the two conditions which would prevent a man from
engaging in HRT.
How much testosterone, and what form of it you use, will depend on your medical history, your labs, and
your personal preference (some guys like patches or gel and want to stay away from injections, for others,
it's the other way around). I boost serum testosterone levels to the top of normal range, if that is what the
patient wants, as, in my professional opinion, that is where the most benefits can be found.
My patients use anywhere from 75mg. of testosterone up to 300mg. per week (more if it's not showing up
in your blood). The decision is made not just based upon your lab values, but also according to the answer
to the question "How do you feel?" In other words, I treat patients, not numbers on a computer printout. A
bottle of testosterone cypionate then lasts anywhere from five months down to seven weeks. We keep the
price of HRT down for our patients by dispensing the testosterone, and the other meds as well, at our cost.
I hope this clears up your questions. Please do not hesitate to send me any more you may have.
Fun Stuff
Fun Stuff Friends
and Patients have sent in.
Submitted by Casey Viator:
The FDA just released the ingredients in Viagra:
3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat
Two Cartoons from Medical Journals:
Submitted by a friend of Doctor John:
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Sun City West "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,
years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is
loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term
harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most
dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is
that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row, raised his hand and
said, "Wedding Cake."
Submitted by Casey Viator:
A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor
and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests.
The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his
bed rings.
"This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the results back from your
tests and... I'm sorry, you have an extremely contagious deadly disease known as
G.A.S.H."
"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What in the world is that?"
"It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS and Herpes," explains the doctor.
"My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "What are we going to do?"
"Well we're going to put you on a strict diet of pizza, pancakes, quesadillas ,and pita
bread," says the doctor,
matter-of-factly.
"Will that cure me?"
"Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
More from Casey:
Subject: As told by the medical profession
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the
cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began
to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I
was in the wrong one.
Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX
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At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf
female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to
be," remorsed the patient.
Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband
had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I
heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive
internal fart."
Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the
patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your
hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly."Now your left." Again, a flawless read.
"Now both," I requested. There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on
the top line. I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked;
he was standing there with both his eyes covered. I was laughing too hard to
finish the exam.
Dr.Matthew Theodropolous, Worcester, MA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he
informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.
"Which one?" I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every
six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress
and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see...Yes, the man had over fifty patches
on his body! Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before
applying a new one.
Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA
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While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you
been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered... "Why, not
for about twenty years-when my husband was alive."
Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how's your breakfast
this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get
used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the
woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."
Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI
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A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple
hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing
strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute
appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was
completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair
had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the
grass.
" Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the
patient's dressing, which said "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
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