FEBRUARY - 2014 paynesvillebowls.com.au Well, another very hot and busy month has passed and I think we’re all well and truly looking forward to a good wet spell.....but certainly not during the Week of Bowls, which has just successfully concluded...and what a week it was!. This time five years ago we experienced the fall-out and devastation from those terrible fires that ravaged Victoria and a day that reached 46o . This February we were a little luckier, but I’m sure we all feel for those who’ve lost homes and livestock in our region. Our bowling calendar and the District’s also took a bit of a beating with quite a few cancellations and rescheduling due to the heat and the fires. We did however manage to keep our Club events going as scheduled....with a bit of last minute shuffling! This Pennant Season, our ladies have done particularly well. Our Div. 1 team however were dealt a very cruel blow... they made it to the last rounds, only to miss out on their scheduled play-off due to the heat, and therefore didn’t get a crack at the finals. Our two ladies’ Div. 3 sides (Blue & Gold) did make it through and played off for the Flag at Bairnsdale Golf on Tuesday, 11th February . Though a one-sided game at the start, at half time things started to pick up and the margin between the two sides started to close... but despite their great recovery, the ‘Golds’ were narrowly beaten by the ‘Blues’. Nice too to see a good crowd of supporters on the day, and our ladies certainly returned to the Club victorious and ready to celebrate! So, well done all our pennant ladies and reserves for trying your hardest for the Club and also to our men who filled in when required....and thankyou to our hardworking ladies’ Pennant Selection Committee...the hardest and most unenviable job of all! ‘BLUE’ SIDE: Left to Right Back Row: Jeanette Temple, Jim Porteous, Marilyn McGregor & Doreen Butterworth. Front Row: Helen Seaborne, Gail Sprakel, Shirley Bowler, Sandy McDonald & Judy Martin. ‘GOLD’ SIDE: Left to Right – Back Row: Frances McGrath, Kate Porteous, Val Davis, Pat Smith & Lois Haysom Front Row: Gitta Peters, Mary Andrews, Lori Smith & Georgina White Photos top to bottom: 1. Out on The Founders Green 2. Trevor Ashby of Paynesville caught in action. 3. Norm Trembath up from The Valley. Norm started the Week of Bowls 16 years ago when he was a member of Paynesville and each year it has got bigger and better. (If you want copies of any of the photos taken during WOB, please let me know.) Well, again we were truly blessed with the weather, although things did look a little dicey on a few occasions....but what a great tournament we had yet again with many of our old regulars returning from far and wide. It was certainly a BIG week for everyone at the Club and by the Friday afternoon, we were all pretty exhausted. It’s a ‘ big ask’ for many of our older members particularly, but everyone involved gave 100% - so if you helped in anyway.... THANKYOU! and well done Paynesville again on a great effort all round. While we’re on the ‘thankyous’...most of us appreciate that we cannot run any competition or tournament without sponsors, and more importantly, somebody to get this sponsorship. As they say in show business...”There ain’t no show, without a backer!” Bob Davis has done, and continues to do, a tremendous job acquiring and maintaining sponsorship for us and certainly deserves a big round of applause. Thankyou Bob for what you do on our behalf.....and to David McGrath for filling our greens every day! PAYNESVILLE BOWLING CLUB INC. Wishes to thank the following for their donations of raffle prizes, goods and services in support of the PAYNESVILLE WEEK of BOWLS February 17th to 21st 2014 ------------------------------------------------Alma’s Restaurant Paynesville AutoBarn Bairnsdale Bairnsdale Trophy Centre Bluewater Marine Centre Paynesville Boathouse Pizza Bar & Grill Paynesville Bret Ward Real Estate Paynesville Bulmers Gift Salon Bairnsdale Captovation Paynesville Changing Tides Paynesville Clasiqe Computers Paynesville Coastcare Pharmacy Paynesville Collins Bookstore Bairnsdale Dahlsens Mitre 10 Bairnsdale Ferry Café Paynesville Fisherman’s Wharf Restaurant Gascoignes of Gippsland House & Gift Bairnsdale Jac’s Hair Salon Paynesville Jorjies Boutique Paynesville Kasama Décor Paynesville Kelly Flowers Paynesville King &Heath Real Estate Paynesville Lakes Krakajak Bairnsdale L J Hooker Real Estate Paynesville Members of our Club Nulluk Day Spa Paynesville Patties Foods Pty Ltd Paynesville Bakery Paynesville Foodworks Paynesville Joinery Paynesville Marine Electronics Paynesville Wine Bar Paynesville Newsagency Paynesville Post Office Paynesville Seafoods PFD Food Services Pty Ltd Bairnsdale Phylly’s of Payneseville Resthaven Caravan Park Paynesville Ritchies Super IGA Paynesville Riviera Garden Supplies Paynesville Riviera Meats Paynesville Scarfwall Paynesville Sleek Hair Design Paynesville Sportsco Bairnsdale Tham Dynasty Chinese Restaurant Paynesville The Old Pub Paynesville Tooheys Victoria Vintex of Paynesville Waterview Bakery Paynesville Top: Pat Ardron & Ron Hanley...long time visitors from Lake Conjola enjoying a laugh on the Anderson Green. Bottom: Stewart Moorfield and Gervan Smith admiring the new metal green- markers kindly made by our local ‘Men’s Shed’....thanks fellas for that....good job! Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper... it's worse when you forget to pull it down . REPORTS FROM OUR PRESIDENTS: Ladies’ Section - President Jeanette Temple: Congratulations to the Blue Pennant team on winning a close Pennant Grand Final against Gold, it was a well fought match, which had my heart in my mouth a couple of times. The ladies’ Pennant luncheon was well attended at ‘Alma’s’ on the 24th. Well the Week of Bowls is over for 2014 and, from all reports, it was a week to be proud of. Well done to everybody who put the Carnival together and to all the members who stepped in and helped with all the work that needed to be done to get this week over the line. Many thanks also to the ladies who step in and help their mates many times without being asked. Graeme Mc Cloy has done a great job painting the ladies toilets. Thanks Graeme. We now have Ladies Invitation day, Classic Pairs and Friendship Day to look forward too. The Corporate Bowlers are going well, 3 weeks to go then they can have a rest and get their teams together for a longer season in 2014/2015. They have been a big boost to the club and we have a few new members from the Friday night players. The 32 Yacht persons that turned up on the 14th had a fun time. I heard lots of laughs while I was out there. Many thanks to those members who loaned us their bowls for the evening. We had “Mable Syrup” at the Club on Sunday 23rd from the Music Festival with quite a few visitors coming along... some Rock and Rollers and some Line Dancing Girls and other persons who came along just to listen to some great music. We will be hosting the EGBD Saturday Pennant Grand Final this Saturday 1st March. Our Gold team in Div 2 will be playing for a flag. So come along and support the Boys and let us Show the EGBD what sort of show Paynesville can put on. Hoping to see all our ‘not so well’ people back at the club real soon. Good Bowling to all..... Pres. Jeanette Men’s Section – President Colin Smith: Our 16th Week of Bowls Carnival staged from 17-21 February 2014 was a resounding success. So many of our members devoted so much of their own time to ensure the success of this event – at the risk of leaving someone out I will not even attempt to name them all but the way in which everyone pitched in and got the job done was most impressive. More formal recognition of certain members will no doubt be forthcoming in the near future. As a further testament to the quality of our greens, Paynesville has been selected as the venue for all Saturday Pennant Grand Finals to be played on Saturday 1 March 2014. Well done to David Seaborne and his crew. Our Division 2 Gold Team will be playing in the Grand Final against Lakes Entrance. There are still plenty of bowls coming up right through March 2014 with the Men’s Club Fours Championships (a drawn event) commencing on Sunday 2 March, our last Men’s Special Triples for the season on Thursday 20 March, Club Mixed Pairs Championships on Saturday and Sunday 22/23 March and our annual Classic Pairs event on Saturday/Sunday 29/30 March. Additionally, our hugely successful Friday Corporate Bowls still has three more Fridays to run including finals – more information on the format for the finals will be confirmed later. Good health, good bowling and see you round the greens .... Pres. Colin. FROM OUR TREASURER: The latest Week of Bowls has made the Treasurer very happy. Whilst the final expenses are still to arrive, it is fair to say that we have recorded our best financial result ever. Entries were up and thanks to the fine weather, bar sales are also up, although the non mofility of the outside bar will need to be reviewed for next year. Thanks to Harry, Val and Beryl - the Table raffles were an outstanding success, but the bowls' raffle was only OK. Sponsorship under the "I can get blood out of a stone" Davis was also a winner. The Club has been well served from the week and I expect that the full year result will be a cracker!! ....... Smiley Pete, Treasurer GREENS REPORT : from David Seaborne, Greens Mgr. I wish to thank all the guys who assisted in the presentation of the greens for the Week of Bowls. A TOP JOB !! Latest news is that Paynesville has been given the GRAND FINAL of all divisions in the men’s Pennant. We will present a great day for this occasion I am sure. The greens handled the job very well ....the task now is to bring the greens up for the Grand Final. The Corporate Bowls has not affected the greens. Lastly, I would like to remind all bowlers to PLEASE check the board before commencing practice. .... Good Bowling, David ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------While on the 'thankyous' for the WOB...a very BIG vote of thanks to Andrew & Gavin of Clasiqe Computers who came to our assistance with the projector for the electronic scoring system we were using... and an even bigger thankyou from me, as at the time of typing this, I'm using their equipment at the shop....my PC finally blew a fuse right on the last page! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The reason Politicians try so hard to get reelected is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living under the laws they've passed. THE TOILET SEAT : Charlie's wife, Liz, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet . Finally, he got around to doing it while Liz was out . After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned . She came in and undressed to take a shower . Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet . As she tried to stand up, she realized that the notquite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat . About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts . Liz wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room. The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.) Liz tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying , "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before!" The Doctor replied , " Actually, I've seen lots of them .... I just never saw one mounted and framed!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- EGBD CHAMP OF CHAMPS MEN’S PAIRS Jason McCloy and Ian Roberts competed in the Champion of Champion Men’s Pairs on the 2nd February at Bairnsdale Golf. They had a bye in the first round, and led all the way in the second round, dropping back to 16 all ...only to go down on the last end. A good effort nevertheless fellas. -------------------------------------------------------------------------Two elderly women were in a beauty parlor getting their hair done, when in walked a young chick with a low-cut blouse that revealed a beautiful rose tattooed on one boob. One woman leaned over to the other and said, "Poor thing. She doesn't know it, but in 50 years she'll have a long-stemmed rose in a hanging basket." I received the following message from one of our members, Mel Dawson, who was happy for me to pass it on to you: “Hi Judy, I just wanted to drop you a line, to acknowledge the wonderful support we have had from our club members during the pennant season, especially the away games. I didn't realise it until it was mentioned to me by one of our competitors as to how well we are supported, so a very sincere thanks to all. ............This was all I was going to write, but after seeing and hearing on the news this morning. Sunday February 23rd of the suicide of a vivacious and lovely young lady named Charlotte Dawson due to depression. (No Relation) I had to mention that if there is anyone in our club or if anyone knows of any one suffering from this terrible illness, please talk about it and know that there is help out there. I am not ashamed to admit that I have suffered from this terrible illness some thirty two years ago, and also feel no shame in telling other folks if it helps to bring it to the fore. If me mentioning this assists just on person, it will have been worth it. I only wish "Beyond Blue" was around when it happened to me. Regards Mel “. ....and thankyou Mel for your concern. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Granny’s Advice: Yes, our grandmothers still had genuine knowledge of staying naturally healthy!!! My granny lectured me about her practical knowledge: “For better digestion, I drink beer, for loss of appetite I drink white wine, with low blood pressure, red wine, with high blood pressure, cognac and whenever I have a cold, I drink Vodka.” “And when do you drink water?” “I have never been that sick!” Commercial & Domestic Refrigeration Service Air conditioning - Installation,Service Sales Domestic Appliances, Repairs LADIES’ DRAWN FOURS CHAMPIONSHIP MEN’S MINOR SINGLES CHAMPIONSHIP Due to the cancellation of the men’s Pennant because of the fires, this event was brought forward and played out on the Saturday. In the semis, Bruce Andrews defeated Rob Fletcher and Dennis Moroney defeated Ron Elton. In the Finals, Bruce Andrews went on to defeat Dennis Moroney in a very close game of great draw bowls. Well done Bruce and Dennis. Congratulations to the winning team of Shirley Etherton (S) Val Truscott, Wilma Fowden and Jo Cotter, and to the Runners-up - Pat Smith (S), Pam McCloy, Colleen Such, & Carmen Vedder. According to Faye Thompson, Chair. of the ladies’ Championship Committee.... “I think it will take a while to wipe the smile off Carmen's face - she was very happy, it's only her third championship event. Very special for Jo Cotter as well - it will be the third time her name will be on the board for the Fours. We started at approx.9.00am and I would like to thank the ladies for arriving early so we could get the game under way and finished before the temperature climbed too high. It was one of the most exciting finals we have had. There was no quarter given, with both sides fighting it out for the whole 18 ends, finally decided by a one shot win. Pat's team tried hard to force a draw on the 18th end but they just didn't get there. All in all a great game for the spectators. In closing, I would just like to say thanks to ladies on the Committee. It doesn't matter what needs to be done from the start to the finish of the events - all tasks are taken care of with confidence... we do it together.... it is a pleasure to work with you all.” Congratulations to Colleen Such –Runner-up in the recent Champion of Champions Singles Final. Colleen was narrowly defeated by Nance Johnston of Lindenow by two shots. Again, a great game of draw bowls to watch and well done Colleen for representing the Club so well. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------HAPPY HOUR EVERY FRIDAY EVENING !... plus your only chance to win the Members’ Draw. Our BIG RAFFLE ....$500 .... is also drawn at the end of each month, and you don’t have to be present to win. There are only 100 tickets at $10 each and these can be purchased from the bar. Wendy O’Sullivan’s son Paddy was last month’s lucky winner....good on you Paddy! and this month , Stan Irvine was a ‘happy chappy’ when his number was drawn out during the Week of Bowls. Steve came home one night and proudly announced to his poor ageing Dad that he’d had sex for the first time. "I hope you took “precautions” then?" said Dad, a trifle concerned. Steve, thought long and hard for a moment....”Nah, Dad ...... but I did keep me balaclava on...” ------------------------------------------------------------- Following a few queries from members recently, I’ve included the following for your information.... LAWS IN BRIEF: ..(& don’t all groan at once!) Re players standing at the head....Law 36.1.2 states that players at the head end who are not controlling play should be behind the jack if their team has possession of the rink, or behind the jack and away from the head if their team does not have possession of the rink. If the jack is in the ditch, then all players should be on the bank, or well clear of the head if it is not possible to stand on the bank – as often happens with TV games. (The old rules used to state a given distance that a player had to stand i.e. one or two metres etc. behind the jack... but that is no longer the case in the current rule book.) Remember however that ‘the head’ means all the bowls at the head end. (...not just the ones immediately next to the jack.) See Definition 1.3.13 The Head: the jack and any bowls which have come to rest within the boundaries of the rink of play and are not dead. For those players who do not know what ‘possession of the rink’ means.... Law 35.1 states Possession of the rink will belong to the player or team whose bowl is being played. (That means the team, or opponent in a Singles game, has full control over what is going on when it’s their mat.....the opposition should not be moving about, giving directions,commenting etc. or changing ends when you are ‘in possession’.) However, 35.2 states that: As soon as each bowl comes to rest, possession of the rink will transfer to the opposing player or team, after allowing time for marking a toucher as soon as it comes to rest. (This last point is often overlooked....i.e. Thirds are not given enough time to mark a toucher before the next bowl comes down, or they forget to mark it in time....and if the toucher is not marked /or nominated before the next bowl comes to rest...it is no longer a toucher. Q: Who decides whether a bowl or jack is dead ? (Refer Law 27.3 and Law 30.3) A: The skips, or opponents in Singles, should decide whether a jack or bowl is dead or not, as soon as they realise it is necessary. (If the players do not realise that a decision is necessary as soon as the jack/bowl come to rest, the decision can still be made even if a number of bowls have been played after the jack/bowl came to rest.) If they cannot reach agreement, they should ask the umpire to make a decision. If the jack is dead, the end is a dead end and law 31 will apply. i.e. the end will be replayed (...or respot in line with law 15.5 on the 1.5 metre mark.) If the bowl is dead, it should be removed from the rink of play as soon as it has been declared dead. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------After suffering ill health for quite a while and depression, Bill and Mary decided to commit suicide together the next day and end it all. Bill, always the gentleman, said “Ladies first” and strangely enough, once she killed herself, Bill started to feel a whole lot better. So he thought ..... “Sod it, I'll soldier on...” 457-463 Princes Highway, Bairnsdale 3875 Tel: 03 5152 0100 Fax: 03 5152 0190 Web: www.pdmg.com.au PETER DULLARD MOTOR GROUP WILL DONATE $100 TO THE CLUB IF ANY MEMBER PURCHASES ONE OF THEIR MANY NEW OR SECOND HAND QUALITY VEHICLES. Make sure you have a Dullard’s voucher with you...they can be obtained from the bar...then when you have agreed the purchase details, present the voucher and the Club will also benefit. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ “You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------During my brother's wedding, my mother managed to keep from crying---until she glanced at my grandparents. My grandmother had reached over to my grandfather's wheelchair and gently touched his hand. That was all it took to start my mother's tears flowing. After the wedding, Mum went over to my grandmother and told her how that tender gesture triggered her outburst. "Well, I'm sorry to ruin your moment dear," Grandmother replied, "but I was just checking his pulse." ------------------------------------------------------------- Pete woke to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a burglar sneaking through next door's garden. Suddenly his neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly. He then began to dig a grave with the shovel. Astonished, Pete got back into bed. His wife said "Darling you're shaking, what is it?" "You'll never believe what I've just seen!" he said, "That tosser next door has still got my bloody shovel." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- To those about to celebrate something special... best wishes....and have a good one! -----------------------------------------------------"Jesus Loves You." .... Nice to hear in church, but not in a Mexican prison. EAST GIPPSLAND SIDES TEAM ( VS NORTH GIPPSLAND) – BAIRNSDALE B.C. 6/2/2014 Back Row L to R: Carol Moore, Heather Lindsay, Chris Kool, Lyn Johnston, Karen Chenney, Mary Wyndham Smith & Helen Hobson Front Row L to R: Sandra Snow, Linda Gallyot, Marge Nathan, Pat Bourke, Robyn Kellow, Margaret Brandhoj & Maureen Cooney. -----------------------------------------"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophillies is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end. (…you’ll enjoy some of these..) To all those not feeling the best at the moment or recovering.... we hope you’ll soon be back at bowls. * * * * * * * * * You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. The batteries were given out free of charge A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. A will is a dead giveaway. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall. Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. * A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. * When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. * The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. * He had a photographic memory which was never developed. * When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye. * Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it. …..and the cream of the wretched crop: * Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SEX AND GOOD GRAMMAR..... On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction! The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder warned, 'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want." The man thanked the old Indian and as he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?" ...and that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle..... ..... Cheers everyone & good bowling! ..... & rest assured – there is life after bowls! WEEK OF BOWLS RESULTS 2014 Monday Open Triples: Winner: Joe Lapinski, Glenn Hodge, Chris Jeffrey(Milton/Ulladulla) Runner Up: Mike McKay, Hayley Johnston, Dave Stevenson (Lakes Entrance) Third: Kath Beevors, Avril Steere, Pat Steere (Berwick): Best Last Game: Sep Van Naanen, Ethel Van Naanen, Carsten Jensen (Narre Warren/Berwick) Tuesday Mixed Triples: Winner: Yvonne Huddelston, Clive Beadon, Garry Huddleston (Malua Bay/Tomakin) Runner-Up: Don Burgess, Doug Ebsworth, Pat Bill (Malua Bay) Best Last Game: Rod Beevors, Kath Beevors, Pat Steere (Berwick) Wednesday Ladies’ Triples: Winner: Evelyn Oliver, Ethel Van Naanen, June Woodland (Bairnsdale/NarreWarren) Runner-Up: Vyvian Fisher, Avril Steere, Kath Beevors (Berwick) Best Last Game: Steph Jeffery, Jo Martin, Cheryle Davies ( Milton-Ulladulla/Paynesville) Wednesday Men’s Triples: Winner: Roy Hammond, Bill Clappers, Ken Scammell (Warragul) Runner-Up: Max Ardron, Ron Hanley, John Humphries (Lake Conjola/Ulladulla) Best Last Game: Tony Snow, Geoff Johnston, Don Cameron (Bairnsdale Golf) Thursday Men’s Triples: Winners: John Reid, Ken Waite, John Hollingworth (Howitt Park) Runner-Up: Roy Hammond, Bill Clappers, Ken Scammell Best Last Game: Fred Bromfield, Terry Hickling, Calvin Connell (Paynesville) Friday Mixed Pairs: Winner: Sandra Snow, Don Burgess ( Ulladulla/Bairnsdale Golf) 2nd: Clive Beadon, Colleen Beadon ( Malua Bay) 3rd: Ann McCauley, Russ McCauley (Shoalhaven Head) 4th: Pat Steere, Avril Steere (Berwick) 5th: Wendy O’Sullivan, John Martin (Paynesville) Best First Game: Brenda Pfeiffer, Ross Pfeiffer (Temora) Best 2nd Game: John Taylor, Noleen Taylor (Malua Bay) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- RE THE MEN’S PENNANT GRAND FINAL AT PAYNESVILLE & OTHER ITEMS OF INTEREST: For those of you who haven’t got an email facility, I’m repeating David McGrath’s circular email sent on 23/2/14 for your information as well : “ Hi all, Following are some important updates for you: 1.Great news! Paynesville has been announced as the venue for all EGBD Saturday pennant grand finals this Saturday. We need to make the most of this opportunity, and put on such a great event that we remain high on the agenda for the granting of future grand finals. I know many of you are still recovering from a hectic Week of Bowls, but we are now asking once again for the support and assistance of our members. Apart from catering for afternoon tea for 90 players and officials, we also plan to run a BBQ, outdoor bar, and afternoon tea availability for supporters, and of course there are the usual pre-event clean up and preparations, along with set up and pack up. If you are prepared to offer your assistance in any way please advise Colin, Jeannette, or Gerv. 2. N.B: Grand Final Day arrangements: (as per EGBD schedule) -- 11.55 am- all competing teams to assemble on Founders green for Opening Ceremony & National Anthem. (N.B: We are in the process of arranging a guest vocalist to sing the anthem to add a bit of our own Paynesville magic to the Opening.) It would be great to have most of our large band of supporters here for the Opening to add to the atmosphere. -- 12.30 pm: 2-end roll up and bowls inspection. -- 2.30 pm: Afternoon tea break. -- On-green presentations to winners of all Divisions at the conclusion of all games. Winning team photos also taken at this stage. -- Div 1: Orbost v Bairnsdale Blue --Div 2: Paynesville Gold v Lakes Entrance --Div 3: Orbost v Lakes Entrance --Div 4: Lakes Entrance Gold v Bairnsdale. 3. As Div 2 Paynesville Gold will be contesting the Grand Final we expect to see a large crowd of supporters, as is always the case with Paynesville. 4. Commiserations to Div 2 Blue, who unfortunately could not hold on to their big early lead, being over-run by Lakes in the closing stages of the Preliminary Final last Saturday, thus spoiling our hopes of an all Paynesville Grand Final. 5. February $500 raffle- as all tickets had been sold the raffle was drawn at the Dinner Dance during the Week of Bowls. The winner was a Stan Irvine family ticket. Congratulations. March tickets are now on sale. 6. Friday Happy Hour & members draw: The jackpot now stands at $180 ( Richard Gamble’s name was drawn last Friday, but as he unfortunately was not present the jackpot has now increased.) .N.B: As Ray has now retired from catering there will not be regular Friday night meals, but this may change in the future. 7. Week Of Bowls: Another great team effort by a large number of our members!. Judging by the numerous positive feedback comments we received from our visitors we can confidently say the WOB was once again a great success. Thank you one and all. 8. Week of Bowls Major Raffle: All three prizes were taken out by Paynesville members. Colin Wells won the bowls; Bob McKenzie won the bowls bag, and Graeme Hordern won the shoes. 9. There may be still time for last minute entries in Ladies’ 21Up and Men’s drawn fours Club Championships. Entries for the Men’s Fours have been slow to come in. Remember, as this is a drawn event i.e. teams made up from single entries) it is suitable for all abilities of bowlers, so don’t be shy- have a go. ........ Go Paynesville! Regards David "