SPRING BREAKDOWN
(scene from Irked Vol. 2 by DJ irk, 0:32:34)
NARRATOR
(The Return Of The Fly
Theatrical Trailer (1959))
Listen.
MUSIC: John Williams - Theme From Jaws
NARRATOR
(The Return Of The Fly
Theatrical Trailer (1959))
Do you hear? It’s coming back.
Turning the mix in to a buzzing,
crawling, creeping nightmare of
terror.
MUSIC: The Bee Gees - I Started A Joke
SOUND: screaming, knife slash.
WOMAN
I want that man dead.
WOMAN
(Revenge of the Creature
Theatrical Trailer (1955))
You know I pity him sometimes,
he’s so alone. The only one of
his kind in the world.
MUSIC: Unknown - Sitting By The River
JOHN BEARD
(Arrested Development S01E16
(2003))
The local colleges are on spring
break.
MUSIC: The Beach Boys - Surfin’ USA
NARRATOR
(1950s advert for Hertz Auto
Rental (’Go Hertz Class’))
This vacation really let yourself
go.
NARRATOR
(1950s advert for Armour
’Star Franks’ Frankfurters)
Hot diggity dog.
NARRATOR
(1950s advert for Bosco
Syrup)
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
2.
NARRATOR (cont’d)
Hi kids, look at some delicious
magic.
NARRATOR
(1950s advert for CocaCola)
Well you needed something sparkly
with such a skimpy meal, and we
had to have music, and coke of
course, just to keep everyone
awake sort of, I mean you
wouldn’t want things to get
dreary would you? I asked a
couple of the boys in the band to
drop over too, and of course then
I had to give ’em all coke too,
to brighten them up, and I even
saved some coke for mum and dad.
MAGGIE LIZER
(Arrested Development S01E17
(2004))
I’m blind.
MICHAEL BLUTH
(Arrested Development S01E17
(2004))
I’m wasted.
RICKY
(Trailer Park Boys S03E03
(2003))
There is no way this can get
fucked up guys.
MUSIC: John Williams - Them From Jaws
NARRATOR
(Protect And Survive Action After Warnings
(Nuclear Attack PSA))
If attack is imminent, you will
hear the attack sound like this.
SAMPLE
Oh shit.
MAN
(News Radio (1995))
You’re really enjoying this
aren’t you, you sick bastard.
MUSIC: Jimi Jamison - I’m Always Here (Baywatch Theme)
EARTHWORM JIM
(Earthworm Jim S01E01
(1995))
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
3.
EARTHWORM JIM (cont’d)
I have come to rescue you.
CLINT
(Dazed And Confused (1993))
I only came here to do two things
man, kick some ass and drink some
beer, looks like we’re almost out
of beer.
EARTHWORM JIM
(Earthworm Jim S01E01
(1995))
Nice heroic dialogue. Huh, huh,
huh, huh. OK muchacho, eat dirt!
SOUND: Explosions, gun fire
MUSIC: The Wisguys - Ooh La La
GOB BLUTH
(Arrested Development S01E16
(2004))
Spring break, my favourite
holiday!
MICHAEL BLUTH
(Arrested Development S01E16
(2004))
I can see that.
ELLEN GRISWOLD
(Christmas Vacation (1989))
Was that really necessary?
SAMPLE
Awww yeah.
RICKY
(Trailer Park Boys S03E04
(2003))
That was fucked.
BUBBLES
(Trailer Park Boys S03E04
(2003))
That was a bit fucked.
J-ROC
(Trailer Park Boys S03E04
(2003))
It wasn’t that fucked, you know
what I’m sayin?
RON BURGUNDY
(Anchorman (2004))
Boy, that escalated quickly. I
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
4.
RON BURGUNDY (cont’d)
mean that really got out of hand
fast.
MARTY DIBERGI
(This Is Spinal Tap (1984))
But hey, enough of my yackin,
whaddayasay, let’s boogie!
MUSIC: Kormac - Showtime