The bells are ringin’ The lights are on Got a favorite song On the radio Drivin’ in the car And make mine special Something for each of the guys There’s five in the band But please bring eight We like to treat our roadies right And we hope tonight That we get somewhere Cause we won’t be sleepin’ Til we find that man With the long white beard Chorus Christmas calling Hey there fat man In the little red suit Christmas calling Lock your reindeer On our practice room Christmas calling Do you have something For grown up boys There’s a whole lot of racket Bout what’s in the package Won’t you bring these boys Their toys So we’ve been waitin’ For the ho ho ho Reindeer on the roof And clackity boots No Santa’s just rarin’ to go Right here at our place He’s gonna make Your dreams come true And if he treats us real nice We’ll tell everyone else He’ll have a present waitin’ For them too Chorus Christmas calling Hey there fat man In the little red suit Christmas calling We could really use something Lock your reindeer Here beneath the tree On our practice roof Just wrap it up Christmas calling Slide down the chimney