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a hand picked barrel aged
ms;
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curaçao, fres
sugar and
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almon
er rum.
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a float of Sk
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£7
Zombie
Piña Colada
“If you like Piña Coladas, and getting
caught in the rain. If you’re not into
yoga, if you have half-a-brain.”
- Rupert Holmes,
The Piña Colada Song
£7
£8
£8
Missionary’s
Downfall
Navy Grog
.
’s burly brew
of Don Beach rum, Gosling’s rum,
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Brugal Añejo
Fée Parisien
eserva rum,
Angostura R
cot brandy, La pineapple juice,
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Wray & Neph rapefruit juice, lime juic
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cinnamon
grenadine.
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home to man the Shadow of Death…
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of passion fr
Add a twist
ca.
into an Intoxi
your Zombie
A tropical typhoon of Brugal
Añejo
rum, Angostura
Reserva rum,
passion fruit,
pineapple, peach,
citrus and honey
all blended
together.
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orange juic
Brugal Añejo rum, Koko Kanu, fresh
pineapple, cream of coconut all
blended and served in a pineapple
mug - not just for Del Boy!
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T
S ! NOT
ME E TIKI
TH UGS!
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t
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Sum
A seaman’s friend and also Frank
Sinatra’s favourite tropical drink:
Pusser’s rum, Skipper rum,
grapefruit and lime juices shaken
with pimento
syrup.
£7
Converting cannibals to fru
itarians
- a Don the Beachcomber
beverage,
blending Brugal Añejo rum
and
peach brandy with citrus and
pineapple juices and a dos
e
of fresh mint.
Brugal Añejo
Rum & Ting
£7
£3.50
Other drinks?
Soul Sacrifice
A bubbling cauldron of Belvedere Pure
vodka, blended with créme
de pêche, cranberry,
pineapple & lime juice
and honey poured
over a full bottle of
Moët & Chandon
Imperial
Champagne.
Served in a
glass skull.
For 2 or more.
£69
Volcano
Brugal Añejo
rum, Skipper
ru
Nephew Ove
rproof rum, or m, Wray &
ange, pineap
lime and pink
ple,
grapefruit ju
ic
falernum, gr
enadine, Ang es. Mixed up with
ostu
La Fée Parisi
enne absinthe ra bitters and
. Served in a
bowl with a
volcano
flaming cent
re. For 2 or m
or
e.
“No time to co
unt what I’m
worth
Hey I just left
the planet ea
rth
But a’where
I go I hope th
ere’s rum
Not to worry,
mor
- Jimmy Buffe e soon come.”
tt, Volcano
£20
drink!
£111
CHOOSE YOUR RUM:
• Bacardi 8YO - £8
• Banks 7YO - £9
• Havana Club Selección
de Maestros - £9
• Brugal 1888 - £8
• Angostura 1824 - £10
• Cruzan Single Barrel - £8
• Diplomatico Reserva
Exclusiva - £9
• Appleton Estate 12YO - £8
• Mount Gay XO - £8
• El Dorado 12YO - £8
Have a favourite bitter? If we have it, we’ll use it.
ax of
that only a m served per person)
(Please note
ill be
w
as
xic
to
In
2 Zombies /
work
et Belle Epoque with a fire
A full bottle of Perrier Jou
ry
ber
es,
juic
vodka, citrus
strapped to it, Grey Goose
l.
served in a swell shell bow
all
s
rie
ber
sh
juices and fre
For 2 or more.
This is actually a bargain
for amazing champagne
and our least profitable
CHOOSE YOUR TIPPLE:
• Old Fashioned
• Manhattan
• Martinez
• Negroni
• Corn ‘n’ Oil
• Treacle
• Daiquiri
Have one while you
wait for your cocktails!
£11
Blingin’ Berry
Champagne Punch
Classics with
a rum twist
Mocktails - £3.50
Child? Pregnant? Driving? Recovered alcoholic? All of the above? Make it a mocktail!
Glasvegas Kiss
orange, guava,
Stolichnaya vodka, triple sec,
together with
own
Thr
es.
juic
lime and mango
orange bitters.
home-made Irn-Bru syrup and
2 or more.
Served in a Scorpion Bowl. For
ters and
“Love ain't like the movies, it blis
it’s fists.
with
ut
abo
you
bruises and knocks
ed
tag
pos
all
ge
cka
wre
It leaves you a
a Glasgow kiss.”
and packaged and sealed with
- Carter USM,
Sealed with
a Glasgow Kiss
£20
We couldn't squeeze any more drinks on our list,
but our bartenders will happily go off-piste, and
can serve you plenty of old rum favourites;
Mojito, Dark ‘n’ Stormy, Hurricane, Cuba Libre,
Nuclear Banana Daiquiri etc…
Cuban Crisis
Pack your case and get out
- Bacardi Superior rum, Bacof the Cold
Oakheart rum, Bacardi 8yr ardi
old, pimento
syrup, lime, pineapple and
apple
juices. Finished with Angos
tura bitters
and flamed cinnamon.
For 2 or more.
Patria o Muerte Homeland or Death!
£20
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Bain Mari
reditch,
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treat the T ton
a tropical
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proud of:
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an’s spice e
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gin
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, guava, ora
pineapple es all mixed
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and lime ju d in
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s
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n
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A twist on the Ngiam
Tong Boon
original: Martin M
iller’s gin, cherry
brandy, Bénédictin
e, bitters, soda,
grenadine, fresh pi
neapple and
lime juices.
“Drinking Singapor
e Slings with
mescal on the sid
e and beer chaser
s.
And when the call
came, I was ready.”
- Hunter S Thomps
on,
Fear and Loathing
in Las Vegas
£8
the gin
tre
tical a h Navy Set
al and change
u
ic
a
ut
na
n
t
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t
u
Ge
Navy
Plymo
to Plymouth
gin to
r…
fo
h
gt
Stren
£10
£10
Singapore Sling
Del Boy
ice
and jureet, sippin’
in th
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st
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e
n’ downint, lim ,
pilin
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eat
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er syrup, pre
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ger
- Laid m syrup, p zzledfatolegrn
Jamaica gin
i
u
juice and Old
falern beer all sw
.
er
h
et
g
zled to
r
beer all swiz
ginge
£8
Kraken
Attack
r
e
t
t
u
C
g
o
F
e
d
Cly
Scarlett’s Suns
et
Scarlett Johann
son filmed the
movie “Under th
e Skin” in the
Tiki Bar, so we
named this drin
k
in her honour!
A blend of Sailo
r
Jerry spiced ru
m, Mount Gay
Eclipse rum, ap
ricot brandy, fr
esh
orange, pineap
ple and lime ju
ices.
Sweetened with
a grenadine foam
.
“Release the Kraken!” Kraken spiced
rum, Goslings 151 rum, falernum,
vanilla, lime,
pineapple and
pink grapefruit
juices topped
with Old Jamaica
ginger beer.
a Tiki favourite.
A weegie twist on
a rum, Beefeater
Angostura Reserv
ices
on and orange ju
gin, brandy, lem
p.
almond syru
sweetened with
uilt
me-made Clydeb
ho
a
ith
Finished w
.
at
flo
wine
fortified buckiki
e,
“Oh the river Clyd
e,
yd
Cl
l
rfu
de
the won
ls me
ril
th
it
of
e
m
na
the
pride.”
and fills me with
Clyde
- The Song of the
n Gourley
Ia
d
an
by R.Y. Bell
Appletons Estate VX rum, Plantation
Barbados rum, orange curaçao, lime,
pressed pineapple and passion
fruit juices swizzled along with
falernum and bitters.
“She want the big bamboo, always
long, The big bamboo grows so bold
and strong. The big bamboo
stands so straight and tall,
The big bamboo pleases
one and all.”
£7
e
d
a
n
e
r
G
t
u
n
o
c
o
C
r Tiki
A drink created by ou
ndon
Lo
brothers at Mahiki,
ra
stu
go
consisting of An
bean
rib
Ca
u
lib
3YO rum, Ma
ssion
pa
d
an
e
lim
sh
rum, fre
fruit juices.
l
“May the coconut fal
.”
far from your head
£7
£8
£8
Big Bamboo
£7
Rum Bongo
ru
B
e
h
t
e
y
A
Auch
ki fusion of
hisky
A Scottish Ti
single malt w
Auchentoshan proof rum, Irn Bru
er
mixed with ov efruit, passion
p
ra
g
up
syrup, pink
ices, finished
ju
e
lim
fruit and
with bitters.
cotch,
h. Scotchy, S
“I love Scotc
down
it goes down,
Scotch. Here
.”
into my belly
y
nd
- Ron Burgu
£8
TIKI
MUGS
Blue Hawaiian
L
A
E
T
S ! NOT
ME E TIKI
TH UGS!
M
Stolichnaya vodka,
blue curaçao, Tiki Bar
sherbet mix and
pressed pineapple
juice. (This drink is
great, because it is
blue.)
“You wanna know
something - on you,
wet is my favourite
colour.”
- Elvis Presley,
Blue Hawaii
£7
The adult version of
the fruity fusion.
Angostura Reserva
rum, apricot liqueur,
guava, mango,
passion fruit, orange
and citrus juices.
“So when it comes to sun
and fun and goodness in
the jungle, they all prefer
the sunny funny one
they call Um Bongo!”
Caucasian
Penicillin
Tiki Bar cocktails use high quality, fresh, expensive juices;
unpasteurised where possible and not from concentrate.
Liquid therapy combining
Dewar’s
12 year old Scotch whisk
y, fresh
lemon, honey and ginger
syrup
with a splash of cloved cha
rged
Laphroig served
over a perfect
ice ball. Tangy,
sweet and smoky
all at once with
Scottish attitude.
Falernum, passion fruit syrup, grenadine, apricot brandy,
buckiki, honey syrup, Zombie mix, gomme, sherbet mix,
and cinnamon syrup are all made in-house with lots of love.
£9
£7
Our Tiki Mugs are made by the wonderful Garnet McCulloch at Fireworks Studio. Please don’t steal our Tiki Mugs,
we love Tiki Mugs, we collect Tiki Mugs, we spend £thousands on them and are a small independent business.
Unless you’re a midweek regular, you can rent them for a tenner each. Keep it or we’ll buy it back!
Tiki Bar & Kitsch Inn
@TikiBarGlasgow
A Dudical mixture of Patron XO Café,
Stolichnaya vodka,
cinnamon, honey
and milk/cream.
“Hey, careful,
man, there's a
beverage here!”
- Jeff Bridges,
The Big Lebowski
£8
THE TIKI BAR & KITSCH INN
214 Bath Street Glasgow G2 4HW
www.tikibarglasgow.com
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