Jesus Priest
Hollywood
Steven Stanley Bayes
www.Steven-Stanley-Bayes.com
Chapter 1 : Summary
A summary is available after the screenplay script.
Chapter 2 : Important
All events are fictional although some names are of real people.
Adult Language. Reader’s discretion is strongly advised.
Chapter 3 : To
TO JACQUEIE
To Everyone
Chapter 4 : The Book
The weather was clear at one of the busiest airports of the US. The check in area was packed
with people and luggage. So was the luxury lounge, reserved for higher than First Class travelers.
The lounges are designed to have comfortable amount of room for the precious customers. In this
case, along with the extremely rich uppest class customers, there were some extremely rich,
uppest class customers who were also extremely famous.
This was why the lounge was full of reporters, photographers, TV crews and rich, influential
fans, mainly owners of hippy style companies such as earlier dot commers, software, computer,
electronics, car, music, movie or movie related business representatives, not to mention rich and
famous or, better said, infamous lawyers.
The fuss was sizzling around two distinguished camps : the biggest camp was around the
members of the world super rock band : Jesus Priest.
Jesus Priest was a rock band with music style ranging from classical music to classical Heavy
Metal of the 70’s.
Jesus Priest consisted of musicians of various nationalities and states and this brought the
uniqueness of the band comprising of most all styles, previously known such as British Metal,
English and German classics and folk, rock ballads, US Metal, US country, rock and roll, blues,
jazz, Arabic elements, heavy half tone transitions and strong, fast bass solos as well as wild and
fast guitar solos combined with simple guitar etudes including arpeggios, bass chord playing and
strumming.
This conglomerate of music was combined with unique singing with the same singer being able
to sing from the lowest bass to the highest treble without any stops, nor adjustments when
switching from low to high. The singer made all these notes look the same.
The super music the band played propelled them to an unseen and unheard of success, ten
folding this of The Beatles. Even Paul McCartney once said in an interview Paul wished to be
half age to apply for a job with Jesus Priest and continued to joke the best explanation of the
dedicated vegetarianism and salad eating which Paul has been subject to for a very long while
was predominantly with one goal : to be younger to join Jesus Priest. People were extremely
happy with the jokes of the Beatle. These jokes, per se, did not elevate but certainly helped the
band to become even more popular amongst a vast audience of all ages and nationalities.
Although lyrics are certainly not music, the strong anti American lyrics of the band and their
strong criticism of the system, the chaotic and uncontrolled capitalism which has brought the US
to a high priced, low volume economy where no one has purchased anything since Kingdom
come, the same economy system which has created ghost towns throughout the US and has
contributed to foreclosure of most any company of any size and shape, so this strong criticism
has created a mass hysterical loving towards the band by the people, through the people, for the
people and with the people of all kind of classes, moneys, background and occupations.
The band became extremely popular with their anti war, anti military, anti weapon possession,
anti capital punishment, anti religious, anti gay, anti biker gangs, anti low taxation, anti free
trade, anti Vietnam era, anti US intervention in other country’s business, anti slavery, anti US
government and anti capitalism songs.
In the 2000’s, the US economy fell with a big bang leaving empty cities and ghost towns
throughout the country such as Rochester and Buffalo, NY. Many “ single company “ cities,
where there had been only one company for people to work in were destroyed with people
experiencing almost 100% unemployment and no place to work except in the local bank, pub,
church and insurance agency, suffering of misery, barely having anything to eat with hordes
sleeping on the streets and parks. While some were trying to explain the situation with corporate
greed and others with the Chinese invasion in Vonnegut’s style, the band was writing songs
straight where the real reason was : the US style of overpriced and low volume capitalist
economy, legal or illegal but impossible to prove high price fixing and the uncontrolled,
unsynchronized capitalism as such.
With the cold war over, the new generation of Americans had nothing but this rock band to
express the truth which all of the Americans saw but none of them said nor did anything, not
even in a song and all of them continued to float on the river driven by the river’s drag and
continued to pretend this was how the thing naturally were with fewer and fewer thinking the
problems were only temporary.
As ironic as this could be, there was nothing but a rock band writing songs which band, even
with the huge popularity, was just entertainment and not a generation leader as the hippies of the
60’s had thought a band may have been.
As the singing guitarist and group leader once said in an interview : “ The US still has the same
system which nearly lost the World War II to the US and the only reason the US hasn’t lost the
war, or the wars as the same has been the case during the World War I and the Spanish
Revolution, is because the US was able to organize and work against US’ own system during
these wars yet losing the Spanish revolution to Franco because the US did not disregard the
system as much then. This is why Germany has been able to start from zero, beaten badly in
WWI and to shut down the US all over the place in less than 10 years prior to WWII. “
Another popular interview of the band, known throughout the world as “ The Selfie “ was
conducted in a way in which the band asked themselves questions and answered them, trying to
look into all sides of the questions where some of the band members would act as defenders of a
given point with the others taking opposite sides and then changing places.
Most of their sayings became household sentences. Once they asked themselves the question
why the US were so advanced in the 60’s : their answer was this was not because but despite the
system, because of the major disruption and a major error of the US system during and after
WWII, an off spin of the WWII economy which economy and momentum were soon lost and the
US got back to business continuously deteriorating as this was always the case under normal
circumstances. Of course, there have been many errors in the general downfall of the US : errors
which would mitigate this degradation as, for example, the cars of the 20’s, the boom in
electronics in the 70’s, the internet of the 90’s and the wireless of the 0’s. They also asked
themselves questions on the 80’s and the Reaganomics to reply Reaganomics was nothing else
but nothingness : just taking money from one of the pockets and putting in the other, the so
called financial capitalism of Mrs. Thatcher on US steroids. This period in the US history and
presence lasted less than 4 years as moving money proved to be pointless and got replaced by
moving of other parts from near one pocket to the other, a. k. a. moving something from one
sleeve of the pants to the other.
The 80’s were nothing but a temporary patch on the US’ jeans with a slim thread destined to
drop apart.
The band were the only people in the world to say the truth throughout the US out loud and this,
combined with the strong lyrics helped the band shoot higher than stardom.
But the interviews and the lyrics, although these helped bring the group closer to the non musical
listener, were not the reasons for the band’s super popularity : the main reason was their music :
instrumental and melody with strong, on occasion classical, on occasion not, harmony made the
band stand up to their name and people and fans praised them to a highness higher than Greek
half Gods.
The anti American lyrics and speeches, as well as the multiple Arabic music elements, coming
mainly from Ritchie Blackmore and the 70’s and also the strong anti gay lyrics made the band
popular in a place no American nor European had ever been popular : the Arab World and the
anti capitalist jews of Israel.
Ironically to their name, their popularity in these parts of the world had become so huge, they
were personally invited by the Ayatollah of Iran, the leader of all Muslims to perform a 15
minute gig in front of all pilgrims during the Ramadan religious celebrations. For this super gig,
each member of the band was paid $1000000 by rich Arab subsidisers, shahs, petrol magnates
and bankers.
The CIA Arab Affairs Department closely monitored the band’s Arab performance but found
nothing unusual and concluded, in their report, the band performed “ One for the money, two for
the show and popularity. “.
Another famous interview with the band was held in the BBC London and was on the topic of
free possession of firearms throughout the US and mainly in the Southern States. Against the free
possession, the singer was swearing so much, so the BBC editors decided, instead of bleeping, to
stop the voice of the interviewed and to lip synch, as much as possible, the singer’s lips with a
performance by the London Philharmonic Orchestra shown in an insert on the upper right corner
of the TV screen. The BBC were very experienced in silencing voices because they had been
practicing this on many political leaders of Northern Ireland for decades.
As most of the rich bands, the band had a famous private jet which was scheduled for a
mandatory annual maintenance, referred to by the band as a mandatory anal maintenance as this
maintenance coincided exactly with the band’s performance in Mexico for the first ever
appearance there.
The maintenance event made the tipped TV crews race to the hangars where the base guitar
player, who was also the main jet owner as per the jet’s title, went there to sign the necessary
paperwork as per the NTSB procedures to authorize the personnel to perform the maintenance of
the owner’s jet. Reluctant, the base player had no choice whatsoever as NTSB threatened to
ground the jet indefinitely unless the maintenance was performed.
The base guitar player used the event to say the maintenance affected strongly their manhood as
the jet was an extension to the man’s private part and, thus they prefer to fly a tiny jet as they did
not need the huge commercial aviation extension.
Thus, much to their publicly shown dismay, the band was unable to use the jet to fly to their
preliminarily scheduled performance in Mexico City.
Mexico was a very important country for the band. The fan base there was enormous as well as
their popularity. Mexico City consisted of multitudes of fan flock and this was not only because
of the well expressed Spanish and Hispanic music elements in the band’s fast solos and songs.
The band had attempted to schedule a performance in Mexico for years but all of their attempts
were denied by the Mexican government and, personally, the President, because of the strong
anti drug and anti cartel lyrics and speeches which suited the president and the government well
yet they were unable to guarantee the security of the band in the country. Not only this but the
band was a nightmare for the FBI and the local police departments in the Southern states during
a band’s performance afraid not only from the local rednecks but from the imminent Mexican
thread.
The anti drug campaign of the band resonated in Mexico so strongly, so no crime was committed
in the whole Mexico during an interview with the band on the national Mexican TV channel. The
band members spoke strongly on how use of all kind of illegal drugs can slow down an
instrumental performance in an immediate as well as long term and make the performance more
error prone. 95% of the Mexican population was counted to have watched the interview
including 99% of the Mexican cops and criminals. As a result of this strong and honest talk, the
Mexican and US drug distribution decreased drastically almost overnight with the Mexican
cartels loosing tons of money as well as the people in the villages whose only possible work was
for the well paying cartels, growing drugs for their drug lords.
The band was so determined to use their influence to obliterate drug manufacturing in Mexico so
the band even openly addressed the President of the US to send the US Air Force over Mexico to
napalm the drug plant fields which had been obvious to the US government even through their
satellites for decades.
Rumors started to circulate to say the Mexican cartels met in a cartel trade union fashion and
issued a death order against all or as many as possible members of the band. This convinced the
US Secret Services to put the band on a witness protection program.
After a long period, after an intervention by the Roman Catholic Church in Mexico, the Mexican
government and a successful campaign by the Mexican fan base calling all fans to stop
purchasing Mexican street drugs another rumor circulated. Circumstantial evidence was obtained
by the Mexican police the death order has been lifted. Thus, the rock band was able to perform in
Mexico and arrangements were made for a super show in Maracana Stadium in Mexico city
where the full capacity of the stadium, some 120 000 fans was sold out as well as millions on the
streets and around the stadium as the concert was to be shown on large screen TV’s, movie
projectors and laser TV on huge wide buildings.
So, here they were at the airport, surrounded by many fans and reporters smiling, giving
interviews : just business as usual. Not exactly.
Along with the rock band and the camp of people around them, there was another camp at the
luxury lounge of the airport : not as big but, as many would say, much more interesting.
Coincidently or not, an Italian porn super star was also traveling to Mexico to promote the new
movie “ Watermelon “. The porn star was world famous with self starred films where the porn
star performed many stunts with sticking large objects, even watermelons, in all places of interest
to the porn movie enthusiasts.
Before the movie release, many companies started to make money from selling corresponding
memorabilia such as T shirts with watermelons, swim suit bikini with a bra in the shape and
colours of watermelons with a naked picture of the Italian porn star with legs wide open on the
bikini in an area of utmost interest. The problem with the swim suit business was : this was not
very popular in Europe although the other memorabilia was. This was because, the company
manufacturer who had the copyrights did not consider in Europe women seldom wear bras as
they usually preferred a topless appearance on the beaches of Europe. Although the company
took a while to realize this, they quickly reacted and made the anal floss of the bikini’s back in
the shape of a roll of tiny but distinctive ( well, not everywhere ) watermelons.
The fans were wearing the acceptable by the airport memorabilia such as T shirts and
watermelon jean patches but, most of them were carrying real watermelons for autographs. The
reporters increased the spirit by putting watermelon shaped cloth silencers on their microphones.
The culmination point of the interviews was when the star took one of the biggest watermelon
microphones, positioned this near certain sacred body places and gestured around in a certain
way which generated shouts and laughter bigger than a rock concert.
After a few joke exchanges between the two camps, the airport officials announced all non
travelers had to leave the lounge much to the relief of the other first classers using the facility.
These were usually people working for companies at higher ranks for whom the standard
company policies dictated they had to travel first class and through the luxury lounge. They were
dressed in suits with the women wearing two piece suites : skirt and jacket with black stockings,
white shirts and Italian shoes. What they did not know was what was considered a company
standard and a very expensive one became a lousy uniform in the eyes of the normal, non code
wearing people, just as lousy as a security guard uniform in a shopping mall. This was because
most inexpensive shops would sell the same “ uniforms “ made of the same lousy synthetics as
the expensive originals. Most of the smart business persons would get the least expensive
similarly looking clothes off the local Walmart, the clothes made them itch during business
meetings just as much as the originals. Most of the men would go to the washroom just to scratch
their reproductive machine gears generating so much static electricity the USB hardware of their
pads would blow up. More difficult was the problem for the women which also had to scratch yet
some more sensitive parts generating not only electricity to damage their USB’s but also enough
sound to damage their microphones.
The porn star was wearing similar clothing much to the dismay of the busy business person.
Although unusual, there was a perfectly logical explanation : the porn star wanted to look like
one of them. Thus the porn star wore Italian shoes, black stockings in the soon to be Mexican
heat, a skirt and a jacket suit with a white shirt wide open to show a 10 karat custom made
golden medallion with a watermelon made of emerald and gold. Obviously, the wide open shirt
was showing other golden beautifulness.
Once the announcement for the embankment into the airplane was made, the porn star took these
precious possessions and went on to the biggest red neck border security checker with the
biggest metal detector there was. The band took their precious instruments amongst which $10
000 Martin guitars, a lot more expensive vintage Gibsons, hell even Eddie Van Halen’s original
Fender which the band members acquired for $10 000 000 personally from the owner along with
a notarized Certificate of Authenticity hand written and signed on the back personally by Eddie
Van Halen and stamped strongly with the 3D notary stamp on top of which the signature of the
one of the top California music industry lawyer was impressed for the future US Congress,
Senate and Presidents to look at. On the top of this, the signing was camera documented with the
original film kept deeply in the volts of Wells Fargo in a non disclosed location of the Great
State of California. This was because the US did not allow storage in Fort Knox or a nuclear
airbase.
Along with the precious instruments, impossible to be put as cargo, the band carried a lot of
vintage tube amplifiers, also valued as priceless by many, including the personal amplifier of
Pete Townsend of The Who used in Woodstock in 1969 with a similar notarization by the
Christy lawyers in London.
Accompanying the menagerie were a couple of vintage smoke machines used by “ Deep Purple “
in Japan which they had acquired from Jimmie Page of Zeppelin. Ironically, they were to carry
these precious elements of rock in a modern Zeppelin as they were also not to be put as cargo
due to their huge insurance estimated value and pricelessness to the super fans of rock music.
Upon the mandatory check which, in this class, was not much of a check yet still mandatory, the
band were joking they had so much junk, they needed the whole airplane. Not a joke was the
purchase of the half of all of the first class tickets by the office of the band and this was also why
they were allowed to carry so much stuff in the airplane. Even, a special preparation of the
airplane staff took place to train the stewardess how to put the instruments and gear on the chairs
and fasten them with the seat belts as well as ropes and plastic ties so these do not move during
the flight. The band carried these tying tools themselves but help by a nice stewardess was
always appreciated and the airplane personnel were to be more sure when their own people
participated in the luggage positioning.
The flight started normally. Once the “ Fasten Seatbelts “ sign was off, however, a lineup of
passengers was formed in front of the first class section of the airplane wanting autographs of the
band members. The stewardess asked the travelers who formed the lineup to return back to their
seats and, when they refused, the stewardess called the pilots to switch the “ Fasten Seatbelts :
sign on again. The crowd refused to return to their seats. The band became visually disturbed
with “ question “ faces looking at each other. The singer called the first class stewardess to ask
what had happened. After an adequate answer was provided, the singer, who was also a group
leader, suggested to resolve the problem “ as colleagues “. All of the band members had pilots
licenses and considered themselves colleagues to the airplane staff and, as pointed out, they
understood the situation. The singer offered to the staff to allocate 15 minutes during which the
band members would do what they had been doing for many years : they would quickly sign in
exchange the travelers would promise not to disturb anymore during the flight. The stewardess
was not in a position to make such a decision but said the proposed solution would be
communicated through to the person in charge.
After a while, the captain announced the signing was to take place. This announcement was met
with ovations by the people lining up.
In the cockpit, after the announcement, the captain asked the first pilot which choice the first
pilot was to make had there been any : the band or the Italian porn star, meaning which
autograph the first pilot would prefer to take.
“ I am not as large as a watermelon but I am not a gay either, so I would rather have the porn
star. “ answered the first pilot pretending the question was which one the first pilot would rather
have in bed. The two of them burst in laughter which can be heard through the double locked
stainless steel door isolating the cockpit from the rest of the fuselage.
In the fuselage, the band was quickly and expediently signing autographs asking jokingly
whether their fans needed a glass of whiskey or a beer while waiting.
The fans joked in return they would sell their autographs at the airport and purchase a car with
the money, thus, they were not to drink. Others said standardly they would not wash their hands
anymore with one sexy blond adding “ and other parts “ to amplify the laughter. Another replied
this was why the man would not get an autograph from the porn start because the man needed to
wash a certain gear lever because the man was travelling with the wife.
After the quick signing, the things returned to normal much to the relief of the stewardesses
which had expected and had been prepared for even worse problems with this flight. They started
to serve drinks to maintain the good spirit. And the spirits ware pouring. Then they started to
serve the food quickly, so they did not give a possibility for the crowd to come up with another
stint.
Things remained calm thereafter : some were watching the airplane movie, others were laptoping
or texting, some were reading, others sleeping.
Pretending the seat telephone did not work, a male traveler was trying to reach for the telephone
of the closest seat where the tall, sexy blond with blue eyes, naturally blond , with a big
undershirt and, hopefully, a tiny underskirt compared to the travelling porn star was seating.
“ Why aren’t you using your seat phone? “ asked the blond.
“ Doesn’t work. “ was replied.
“ Why didn’t you ask? “ another question by the blond.
“ I thought you were asleep “ another reply. “ Can I use the phone, please? “
“ As long as you are going to talk. “ the two of them and the adjacently seating travelers burst in
laughter.
Obviously, the travelling rock band and the porn star were objects of a lot of good humour and
created a good, friendly atmosphere amongst the travelers.
The captain announced the standard airplane data as well as the perfect weather forecast and the
place over which they were flying : Texas. After naming the famous or infamous state, the
captain increased the volume of the PA and continued : “ the long horn and the single star state “,
decreasing the volume before the word “ state “. This was met with laughter by the audience.
They all looked at the positioning monitor which provided information, with a certain accuracy,
where the airplane was as well as speed and altitude data.
The monitor showed the borders of the Great State of Texas and one of the travelers concluded :
“ Everything is bigger in Texas “ to make the men and most of the women burst again with some
of the white collar female travelers not being able to hide their grins.
In the first class, the drummer who was of German origin and muscle builder, a common
combination in the music and muscle business, also joked saying the chairs of the first class were
not big enough and the drummer did not know where to put the big biceps’.
The drummer was a top professional in the music field, the only professional in the band. When
young, the drummer became world famous as a substitute drummer for The Scorpions when their
drummer got injured while skiing in Switzerland.
The musicians became very quiet and serious as the airplane approached the Mexican airspace.
Despite the friendly atmosphere, some tension was shown amongst the musicians as the airplane
went over the border.
A while thereafter, the captain made the standard announcement, the airplane was over Mexico :
“ yet another very big country world famous for growing very large watermelons “. As usually,
the crowd laughed but not the musicians. After the laughter stopped, the musicians looked at
each other briefly Then the band members grabbed their instruments and started to quickly open
their cases.
As far as the rock band goes, all of the members were multi instrumentalists. The drummer, the
German guy, was also a very good singer and an excellent piano player. This was a very strange
combination in the world of rock music but not in this case. The drummer, as funny as this could
be, was the only professional musician out of the whole band : a graduate of the Munich
Conservatory of Music, professionally trained to play anything which was banged on as well as
any piano and synthesizer like musical instrument much to the dismay of the whole rock world.
The prestigious Munich Conservatory of Music was located in the beautiful, strong, tall, granite
rock mountains of Bavaria which, as well as the drummer, were famous for many things such as
music, industry, cars, agriculture and animal growing and, of course, beer.
The rocks of Bavaria were so strong, so, after WWII, a lot of Germans went to the caves and
blocked the entrances with 10 meter rocks and concrete as well as 1 meter of steel multiple doors
after the US nuked Hiroshima and Nagasaki in fear the US and Britain will carpet bomb German
civilians despite WWII was over for Germany because the Germans were afraid from a partisan
retaliation by these Germans who did not accept the defeat. The government of Germany was
unstable and flaky and mainly run by US and Britain. Germany was robbed literally and
symbolically with the US and Britain even melting damaged German hardware and exporting the
metal to and for their countries. A lot of Germans were placing their possessions in the fields,
fearing the US and Britain would find them and steal them. Rumors circulated some German
farmers would hide even their tractors, not to mention cars, as The US and Britain would steal
even the motorbikes from the German civilians. Good these were easy to hide. Historically,
Germany had risen on many occasions the most recent one was after the WWI and before the
WWII and this was one of the reasons all Germans were afraid. A partisan war meant destruction
of many civilians amongst which the partisans would hide. The partisans, faithful to their old
Nazi Party would not be more polite either to unsupportive civilians ( in case of any ) as their
party had not been. While the US and the British were flying in the sky and the partisans were
amongst the people, obviously, the people would obey the most direct order praying the indirect
must somehow miss them as no one was quite aware of what nuclear weapons really were, not so
much. Another good reason for a possible retaliation was Germany was almost in a possession of
a nuclear bomb which was theoretically fully developed as well as practically since all of the
components were available for someone to assemble them. Knowing the destruction of the carpet
bombing for which the German civilians were unprepared, the Germans decided to prepare better
for the possible next round.
The caves have been used extensible after the war. There were all kind of rumors including the
German gold was hidden there, the US and Britain put nuclear rockets in some caves to be
prepared to react quickly and to keep their precious and press ious weapons under the protection
of the hard rocks.
Other rumors, for example, to say Adolph Hitler and the top echelon party and military officers,
those who managed, as well as the most wanted of SS were hiding there echoed the mountains
even some high land shepherds claimed they saw a man of a similar size with the same famous
or infamous mustache. Opponents claimed Adolph would have shaved the mustache or grew the
mustache long and was probably unshaven to be masked behind a long beard, typical for this part
of Germany as the shepherds were not known for their accommodation facilities to provide for
an easy way to shave.
There were a lot of German army stashes scattered all over the place as well as unexploded
British shells and a lot of weapons ranging from pistols to artillery growing up from the soil as
fruits and vegetables.
None of these seemed to interest the drummer, though, yet there were some interesting to the
drummer remnants of the WWII. While lots of people were probing the area with detectors for
weapons and gold, others for intel on the availability of British or American weapons in the area,
with some of them even being blown by unexploded, random or purposely put, the drummer was
searching for other kind of business. The old German military BMW motorbikes, left by the
German Army elsewhere, some of them hidden, some of them not found by the US and the
British, became a popular means of transportation in the area as well as highly desirable for
riding and highly collectable in the UK and the US. The drummer would find’em, fix’em,
flip’em for profit and never keep’em.
The bike trade was why the drummer decided to strongly concentrate on learning English and,
with the money from the motorbikes, enrolled in a prestigious English Language high school in
Munich and, consequently, in the Drums and Percussion Department of The Munich
Conservatory of Music as drums had always been appealing to bikers all over the world even
then.
Piano was a requirement to enroll in The Munich Conservatory of Music but, regardless, as
many of the Bavarians, the drummer had studied piano and music since a very young age
anyways, consequently paying to top private tutoring professors with the money from them
motorbikes.
Although, after graduation, the drummer had been offered many jobs elsewhere, from jazz
orchestras to The Berlin Symphonic Orchestra, the drummer joint a local pub band and
continued to make motorcycles and to work out thus matching the requirements of the heavy
metal rock bands Germany had been infested with.
The drumming qualities of the drummer and the interesting career with a few local bands which
went viral locally landed the drummer a substitute position in the world famous Scorpions with
Klaus Maine personally calling on the telephone to offer the dream drum position. This call to
join Scorpions, even as a substitute must have had an impression on the drummer as a call from
Santa Claus Maine.
Things were easy thereafter with a few gigs in London, England with a few semi famous bands
which paved the successful immigration of the drummer to the US on the “ sought talent list “ of
the US Immigration.
Upon arriving in L. A., a local pub band which was becoming more and more popular in the
local clubs and which had never had a drummer posted an adv. in the local newspaper to which
adv., the only person to respond was the drummer. The band, as well as the drummer hit a
jackpot with only one coin, only one shot, only one spin on only one slot.
When people arrive to the US, they think differently than most of the US ers. While most of the
people in the US were taught in a British way : to accept only what was in the US as real and true
and there was nothing else than what was in the US and whatever else different one may have
heard of or seen was wrong and only what was in the US was right, people who arrived from
other countries saw most anything in the US was wrong and did not make no elementary logic,
locally referred to as “ common sense “.
The drummer thought the same way as almost anyone who comes to the US but, instead of
thinking of Britain and the US as realms of plutocracy, inability, uncontrollability and stupidity,
which they had always been, the drummer thought of these as joke countries where nothing was
real but a great joke.
Thus, when the drummer read the adv. for a drummer, published by a band called “ Jesus Priest
“, a name which closely resembled and improved the name ( the music too ) of the famous band
from the 70’s called “ Judas Priest “, the drummer did not think twice but applied. Good thing
was the name was not the only thing to attract the highly educated drummer thereafter : the
music was too. As far as the lyrics went, although the American society considered them as
social and political, the drummer continued to consider them a joke, the same joke as the
American society, or lack thereof, was. However, not this was the drummer’s attitude towards
the music of Jesus Priest which the drummer liked and respected.
The base guitar player was born and raised in a strongly republican environment in a Texas
township with a few thousand residents and more pickup trucks than people. Some of them
Texans had oil pumps in them backyards with tons of long horn cattle circulating around like
aliens coming from space and wanting to take planet Texas.
More to this, any resident had a whole arsenal of guns in them garages as they did not have
basements, most of them guns were fully automatic as Texas law allowed the possession thereof.
Guns were continuously shot most anywhere around in places such as woods and fields for
hunting hogs and fun. Children would sit on pickup trucks and shoot signs while the truck was
driving. Looked like the township were preparing for a second invasion of Santa Ana and
remembered the Alamo.
When the base player showed the drummer their family gun collections well hung on the walls of
the house, the drummer exclaimed they had more guns than the Wehrmacht during the World
War II. The drummer’s excellent humour, however went dry and into disbelief when the next
door neighbor showed a working Fat Berta which the neighbor had recently acquired from a
pawn shop in Austin.
Private tanks, more than the tractors, were rolling around in a parade like yet unorganized
fashion. Amongst them was a British tank made fully of Aluminum hence the drummer pulled a
joke the tank was good to be cut for guitar plectrums.
The republican community initially hated the base guitar player as well as the whole band whom
they fully considered to be a bunch of new style commies mixed with a Nazi schwein. However,
as the popularity of the band rose with the account of the base player and with support of former
schoolmates, also renowned republicans, the base guitar player was readmitted to the
community, or, better said the lack thereof, as a successful businessman.
The businessman also stunned the township with something unheard of in the standard and
standardized thinking of them Texans ( in case there was any thinking at all ). The base player
started up a venture by commissioning a neighboring SUV customization company to build an
SUV which the base guitar player had designed from a scratch. The SUV featured a strong,
welding free, molded, cast frame of strong yet inexpensive Aluminum alloys with a Carbon and
Titanium frames available as options. The frame made the SUV stronger than most of
mainstream SUV’s and pickup truck largely popular around. The base guitar player
commissioned a custom made, long and strong crank lever, big block, as they call engines with a
long turning lever on the crank, VV 16 cylinder engine : the first in the world. The VV engine,
unlike the W counterpart, had four rows of cylinders, four cylinders per raw, distributed in two
V shapes one into the other with the outer V having a larger angle than the inner. The drummer
employed the US standard 0.83L cylinder volume for all the cylinders thus making an
astonishing 13.28L, largely advertised as 13.3L with the Texans knowing this engine as the 750
because 13.28L were equal to 750 Cubic Inches. Imperial measures are useless and obsolete, but,
for some strange reason, the US still uses them to make even their people make mistakes.
Generally, the imperial measures are used not because of any advantage of talking in half and
quarters when the decimal system is used everywhere but because of the stubborn stupidity of
the US to always try to impose even the wrong over the right and not be imposed even when they
are wrong and the others are right as in most or, better said, all cases.
The engine used a per cylinder approach where each cylinder had everything individually and
there was nothing shared amongst the cylinders except a crankshaft : each cylinder had an
independent, electrically controlled camshaft or, better said, cam control with a separate electric
motor, an independent coil, a sparkplug, all with an independent control by a board computer,
displaying all data from independent oxygen and other sensors, with a separate turbocharger and
a separate manifold from one for all super charger. The air for the 16 manifolds was provided
from another engine with a dedicated function to work a powerful compressor which supplied
highly pressurized air to the separate fuel injectors, independent and independently controlled for
each cylinder. The compressor air flow was valve added to the independent turbochargers which
were unable to overpower the compressor and were only used at the beginning of a huge
immediate acceleration as the compressor engine needed a transition to a high power stage from
a low power such. The secondary engine had other functions : to rotate the many alternators, the
AC and to be used as a starter motor as well as a water warmer for the main engine. Thus,
instead of having a huge alternator, a huge starter and a huge battery ( or more than one ), the
engines had tiny ones of these which were sufficient to just start the secondary engine which then
started the big one.
The huge amount of air provided to each cylinder allowed for a huge amount of gasoline to fully
burn releasing a huge amount of power at the expense of the long term reliability as the Titanium
pistons and Titanium cylinder sleeves, banged into the Aluminum block, were almost melting.
NOx’s were added as a standard feature to prevent the engine from melting as well as to allow
for even better burning and greater environmental friendliness, meeting even the strictest
California standards not only when running in full power but when run normally, not only
because of the innovative design but because 16 cylinder reach huge power even at low
revolutions, thus even fuller burning, making the California government happy campers.
Another Californiased feature was the possibility for switching the big engine off and running
only on the secondary one as there was a clutch and a transmission between the two engines as
well as between each engine and the transmission. Thus, when driving in a jam or in the city or
when just waiting for a half an hour for a light to switch to green, or waiting on the railroad, or
waiting for whatever, the secondary engine was running the AC, the alternators and the lights as
well as the whole SUV much to the astonishment of the Sacramento bureaucratic populists.
The compressor with the huge amount of air at a huge pressure also had an excellent cleaning
ability blowing off the burned gasses of each cylinder to enter an exhaust gas processing system
with catalytic converters which returned whatever gasoline was not fully burned, usually,
nothing as all of the fuel mixture was fully burned even at high revolutions.
This revolutionary engine, fully designed by the base guitar player, was able to provide 2000
horses to the racers and to pay for the weight as the power outweighed the weight in the power to
weight ratio thus allowing for the engine to drive the SUV from 0 to 60 in less than a second and
gave the capability of reaching nearly supersonic speeds which no one was able to reach anyway
because the tires were melting much before. The base guitar player put straight rubber non
inflatable tires which would be able to withstand the heat better and still something was going to
stay between the Titanium alloy ( available also in Carbon and Aluminum alloys ) pressure
molded wheels and the road, yet, at these speeds, the melting rubber was sticky enough to create
a good level of friction with the road thus slowing down the SUV.
Although the SUV’s were offered with an optional fully automatic and standard transmission,
another innovative design was a fully automatic standard transmission. This was a transmission
which was possible to be used in a fully manual mode as all standard transmission but was also
possible to be used in a fully automatic way. The automatics of the standard transmission came
not from the well established design of huge, heavy, bulky and expensive automatic
transmissions, most weighing more than the engine and the chassis but from an automatic
computer control of the standard transmission, i. e. the computer controlled systems to press the
clutch and move the gear levers as well as to release the clutch and thus, a tiny, light, compact
and super fast gear shifting was provided with a possibility of a choice whether to run in an
automatic ( fully transparent to the driver as the driver’s levers and pedals did not move but the
movement was provided at the level closest to the transmission; the driver just had to switch to
fully automatic ) or in fully manual. This way, the driver can use the transmission for lowering
the speed in automatic ( the computer controlled this ) or in manual. Also, the SUV can be
started by a push when needed. The gasoline consumption was decreased by more than a liter per
hundred kilometers as well. As a disadvantage, the manual transmission needed changes of the
friction disk of the clutch. To overcome this disadvantage, the base guitar player designed a
clutch whose wheel can be changed without disconnecting or removing the engine nor the
transmission : the change can be done just by disassembling the cover of the clutch and the new
friction disk can be slid in after sliding out the old disk. The disk was also designed to be very
thick, so changes were expected to be once in more than 20 years. The adjustment of the levers
and springs was thus manual with an automatic possible but unnecessary as the owner was
expected to tune a few screws and nuts once every few years and this tuning was very easy.
Due to the fantastic performance of the engine and the transmission as well as the whole SUV, a
super fast super car and a super pickup truck were added to the production lines.
Along with this, the fleet was made only of non rusting materials such as Aluminum alloys and
Carbon with no welding spots. Titanium was optional as Titanium was very expensive. Although
Aluminum and Carbon do not rust, welding spots, along with creating conditions for rust on Iron
and steel, have another disadvantage : they limit the strength and the disassembly ability of the
vehicle thus limiting the reparability and maintainability of such. To overcome this obstacle
which usually made people go spend money to mechanics, the base guitar player made another
important for the practicality of the vehicles innovation in providing the total lack of welding
spots and assembling all components of the vehicles by bolts much to the dismay of the safety
committee of DMV.
Because of a high level of vibrations, bolting main SUV components have been deemed unsafe
by the safety officials who, preposterously ironically allowed bolting of the most important
safety component : the engine. As the SUV manufacturers did not understand, to have the engine
fall while the SUV drove on was a determined disaster : the engine can hit the road and bounce
back through the firewall and or the windshield and create a total havoc on the road and in the
cabin of the SUV.
The massive VV16, 13.3L engine was mounted on shock absorbers by bolts and nuts which were
mounted to the frame also by bolts and nuts.
There were not any components of the fleet sticking underneath as there was a non rusty plate
which was put on the bottom under all components. The main reason for such was the protection
of the components but this plate also provided increased aerodynamics. The engine air
ventilation and circulation was provided on the sides.
As mentioned, all components were mounted in such a simple way so anyone can disassemble
the whole unit literally in minutes : by bolts. However, the union of the Big Three did convince
the safety authority to disallow bolt assemblies as being unreliable in the huge vibrations to
which the SUV was subjected to.
Bolt assemblies can be made very strong with a strong locking washer and a low angled, multi
turn bolt serpentine bolted stronger by a torque wrench, yet the Big Three have used this against
the innovative design. To shut them up, the base player designed a long nut with the outer end
possible to be welded to the bolt thus making the bolt and nut assembly permanent. Thus, during
disassembly, people just had to cut the long nut after the welding place and undo the nut with a
simple wrench. Then, the assembly was the opposite of the disassembly with the new nut being
welded again to the new bolt. More, this option was less expensive as high ( in height ) thread
Aluminum bolts were possible and the designer managed to make all of them one size and these
were inexpensively available from various manufacturers. This made the safety committee
approve the assembly as reliable and the owner able to disassemble the whole car in minutes and
never go to a mechanic again. Even full engine and transmission rebuilds were possible in
minutes without taking the engine nor the transmission off. The lower plate, the floor, the roof
and the whole cabin were also fully disassembleable. This made most Texans weld the bolts and
nuts of the engine to the shock absorbers connection and of the shock absorbers to the chassis,
although the standard allowed these parts to be bolted. They would never need to take the engine
and the transmission off.
The engine shock absorbers were extremely strong as they were made of Titanium alloys.
To improve the crash test endurance to exceed the California safety, the frame was not only
where the standard frames were but the frame was also the chassis, i. e. most of the car was
surrounded by the frame in a sports supercar fashion leaving only the windows and sunroof
without such providing the doors with automatically and electrically controlled locking to the
chassis rods. There was a strong bar inside the door which can be rotated in order to allow the
door to open and then rotated back to the locking to the side cabin bars which were connected to
the chassis and in between themselves through the roof side bars.
More : all electrically and pneumatically amplified parts had a mechanical back up in a servo
fashion, in other words, whatever was pneumatically and or electrically controllable was fully
capable of working without the pneumatic and electrical systems which systems did not
accomplished nothing but amplifying the mechanical movements to provide a greater ease of
control. Thus, the brakes were not pneumatic only, as on the other cars, but they were
mechanically controlled by levers and gears with the pneumatics just helping the user to achieve
what the user wanted to achieve without applying greater force.
The car as well as the SUV and the truck became legendary in Texas also because of their
durability. Most any Texan was able to purchase one of these on a long lawn with a zero interest
and then pay zero money on maintenance and able to easily self repair even the most
complicated problems with such an ease, most were to give these to their children as projects.
Any child would be able to disassemble the fenders and the hood thus fully reaching the engine
in minutes. And there was tons of room around the engine unlike the mainstream canned sardine
cars.
Apart from this, the fleet was a good investment as well because the owner was always to own
the metals and sell them back at a very good price. Along with these, the fleet was fully approved
for a registration by the DMV for farming and business and thus them Texans save them taxes.
And to save a penny on them taxes was a religion in Texas with them stupid people not seeing
the businesses were charging them tenfold of what they could charge even after hefty profits.
Yet, them Texans were jumping against the government for a tax penny or two yet spending their
savings to the savvy and savage businesses. What a preposterous irony and sarcasm was the
stupidity of them people. Every normally thinking person would react against the high prices for
which everyone was paying hundreds of thousands of dollars per year more than what they
should but them Texans did not as they considered this fair yet rebelling with them guns and
them bombs against the government in order to save a dollar or two. Even George W made a
preposterously ridiculous speech pontificating a $600 per year household tax decrease trying to
gain them dumb asses vote republican whilst the same dumb asses who were to vote republican
were spending $600 per month on beer. Thus, tax decreases are insignificant whereas prices are
significant but how can one explain this to the dumb Texas high or low tech asses.
In this sense, another stupidity of the people was to claim they needed them guns to protect
themselves against the government as their AR15’s could pierce a government tank or an
armored military car. Instead, they did not realize the only justified reason to arm themselves
was to protect themselves from private persons and companies, mostly local as opposed to being
owned by Santa Ana or the governor of California.
The primitive people in Texas, although once reacting against the commie bastard, whom they
also called a commie basetard referring to the base guitar player’s playing position in Jesus
Priest, who was also known amongst them as the Jesus Antichrist, after realizing the advantages
of the local car company and after glorifying them trucks and SUV’s as a God sent, also after
looking closely into the company and the base guitar player’s bank accounts decided to pedestal
the base guitar player to a saint position.
The singer, who was also a guitar player, as well as the other guitar player were born and raised
in the uninteresting Northern States never liking the unimaginative music of the North. They
introduced something unseen and unheard of in the rock band music which they called a band
democracy : every player would play in any position. Thus, on occasion, the base guitar player
would play solo guitar with one of the guitar players playing base and all of them having a
difficulty on the drums when the drummer was playing piano.
Thus, carrying a lot of instruments was not unusual as each of them had a base guitar and a few
guitars on their own, each musician with their preferences.
Along with the many standard rock band instruments, the base guitar player often reverted to a
huge counter bass with frets which the base guitar player pioneered around.
Also, on occasion, a band member would use a violin with frets and electric pick ups which they
had invented.
The band members were also known to prefer metallic plectrums of which stainless steel,
Aluminum, Copper and brass were very popular.
Once over Mexico, the band members started to use the non playing and playing edges of the
stainless steel guitar picks as screw drivers to quickly disassemble the instruments. The guitar
player removed the strings of a few guitars and then removed the snap in guitar heads. The heads
were made of different wood straps which were also disassembleable and the guitar player took
them apart. The hardwood head straps as well as the picks had holes on them and the guitar
player positioned the picks and the straps in such a way as to achieve a sandwich with two straps
and a protruding pick in between. The holes of the straps matched the holes of the picks. Then
the guitar player positioned two screws into the holes and tightened these with nuts and washers
using another pick as a screwdriver and the resistance of the nut towards washer and washer
towards wood to be able to tighten the screws. Then, the guitar player positioned a couple of
screws on the straps where there was no pick to tighten them one to another the same way and
then retightened the whole assembly. Then, the guitar player continued to make more of these
knifes.
Everything looked like the band members were preparing their instruments for the big and much
anticipated concert in Mexico.
The base guitar player took the second thinnest string of a guitar as well as two plastic, manual,
guitar tuning machine tuning cranks. The base player disassembled the cranks and positioned the
string between two of the plastic crank pieces.
The drummer and the singer took a couple of guitar necks and removed the truss rods. They
disassembled the truss rods to take the outer pipes which were cut in diagonal where they were
positioned at the heads. Then, they put a lot of duct tape around the other ends of the pipes.
These were excellent spears.
The band was known for preferring extremely sharp picks as these were. So were the diagonally
sharpened ends of the truss rod pipes.
The base guitar player removed the front side of the counter bass. Inside, the front, as well as the
back side, were standardly glued to the sides with what looked like soft wood. The base guitar
player used a couple of big triangular picks to scrape what looked like soft wood and what was a
soft sticky substance similar to substances the secretaries use to stick pieces of paper. Then, the
base guitar player disassembled what looked like an Aluminum guitar whose neck was made of
stainless steel. Aluminum guitars were fully preferred by the band in many occasions. The base
guitar player removed the neck. The neck had a hole all way through. The player took a bit of the
substance and tucked the soft, gluey stuff in with a pipe of a truss rod which worked as a holder
for the substance : the substance was put inside the pipe, the pipe was inserted in the neck hole
and an internal rod was used to push the substance off of the pipe and tuck the substance into the
neck hole close to the head. Then, the base guitar player positioned a stainless steel cylinder
which was taken from the lever of the guitar tuning machines and tucked this into the neck hole
with the inside rod of the truss rod assembly and then, the same way, tucked a piece of paper.
Then, the base player disassembled a humbucker to extract what was inside. Then the
fingerboard of the neck was removed. There were two holes on the neck near the head. There
were also two plastic pieces from the humbucker assembly which looked like plastic nuts with a
tiny cylinders on top. These were positioned through the holes and into the gluey stuff inside to
become electrical insulators. Then, two of the cables of what looked like a humbucker were
inserted into the holes of the plastic components and a battery from the guitar tuners, with a
battery holder was secured onto the neck with machine screws from the humbucker and the two
extra cables of the humbucker were secured onto the battery holder.
Then, an on off button was removed from a tuner and secured on the neck and then connected to
the humbucker with two more cables. The battery was inserted last and the in button LED came
on slowly.
The base guitar player made another one of these guns and then took a piece of paper and drew a
target on.
The funny thing of this engineering exercise was : the neck and the tilted head looked like a gun
anyway.
While the base guitar player was doing this, the drummer took a few big tubes out of the tube
amplifiers, disassembled them to take the outer glass only and filled them with the sticky stuff
and then put what looked like a similar battery and button and what looked like a humbucker
assembly, the same as the one which the base guitar player was using. The LED’s came on
slowly as well.
Then, the guitar player positioned the battery powered smoke detectors towards the other
members and pressed the on button while saying out loud : “ The smoke machine test is on “.
The guitar player called the first class stewardess and started to order more vodka. While the
stewardess was waiting on the specific brand name, the drummer grabbed the stewardess and put
the pick knife assembly made by the guitar player on the stewardess’ neck while closing the
mouth of the stewardess with the other hand. The sharp knife just cut the neck of the stewardess
slightly, just to draw a drop of blood. While this took a second, the other band members left the
first class and went into the second class part of the fuselage. The base guitar player took another
stewardess to do the same what the drummer had done. The other two members shouted : “ Do
not move. We have bombs, guns, knives and spears. And the spears have excellent canals for
blood. “ Then the singer sliced an empty seat with one of the knifes to demonstrate how sharp
and strong the knife was.
The audience started to applaud, thinking this was a publicity gig by the band. The band said this
was for real and not a show and cut a wound on another stewardess to show the blood. The
stewardess was screaming and the scream was muffled by the base guitar player’s hand. Then the
base guitar player as well as the drummer informed the two audiences, first and second class,
they had bombs and weapons.
To prove this, the base guitar player tied the stewardess to a chair with plastic ties and duct tape
over the mouth and stuck the previously drawn target on an empty chair, then took one of the
guitar neck “ guns “, pointed to the chair and pressed the button. The battery powered system
provided the electrical spark by discharging the big capacitor of the system and the gun fired to
hit the target and penetrated through the chair to hit the chair behind which was also made
empty.
Then, the base guitar player took a microwave oven and tied the front door with plastic ties after
putting one of the tube “ grenades “ which was three quarters empty and had only a touch of the
sticky stuff. The base player had to work very quickly as the timer of the “ bomb “ was preset to
a given number of seconds. The microwave was also quickly secured by a continuously wound
duct tape. The bomb exploded in the mid area seen by the two classes. People started to shout
realizing something was going for real, yet not knowing what exactly but understanding this was
serious.
As expected, some people were recording all actions on their cell phones and some were even
webcasting as well as some managed to send some of the videos. The drummer ordered all cell
phones, laptops and other electronic devices and cameras to be put in a bag threatening what
would happen in case anyone was to hide an electronic device. Then the band, who had always
manned the two classes, waved the home made guns and grenades as well as the low tech knifes
and spears and the drummer ordered all to be frisked having blocked the pilot’s door with guitar
straps. After frisking, the drummer was cutting the upholstery of every chair and looking
underneath. The guitar player was staying in front of the pilots door and the base guitar player
was manning the stewardess in the first class shouting threats. The guitar player was holding
another bloody stewardess.
One of the first people to frisk was a fat man with a big grey mustache cut at the level of the
mouth, freshly cut, cleanly dressed and wearing a cap of one of the famous teams. As the
drummer went to look under the chair, the man attempted to kick the drummer on the head which
was at the floor level. The drummer saw the attempt and moved head just as much to escape the
highest power of the smashing, top to bottom kick yet getting a good portion thereof. Then the
drummer stood up quickly and started a hand to hand combat with the man. The drummer
reached for the knife and started to cut and stab the man and blood started to flow and the second
class started to shout. After a few seconds, the man was knocked down on the chair with a
powerful uppercut. The drummer tied the unconscious man to the chair and started to cut the
upholstery to find an unloaded gun and four magazines. The drummer took one of these and
loaded the weapon. The drummer started to wave the loaded yet with protection on weapon at
the audience who did not know the protection was on. The audience, now seeing a real gun,
started to shout even stronger. The drummer went on the floor again and retrieved another
revolver, in this case loaded, from under the chair, also with protection on which the audience
also did not know of and started to wave the two weapons to be met by stronger shouts from the
audience.
The drummer was trying to hold the stewardess while performing these operations yet the
stewardess managed to escape during the skirmish between the two men and run to the serving
area to press the red alarm button.
The captain and the first pilot who was also the flight engineer were obliged to travel with a
locked cockpit door under the US regulations for antiterrorism. Before the alarm, they heard
some noises and tried to call the chief stewardess as they were not allowed to open the door and
see what happened in the fuselage. They had expected some noise on this “ internally bumpy “
flight with so many stars of different kinds. When they got the alarm, they looked at each other
and the flight engineer said : “ I bet this is some kind of a prank or stint, better said stunt by the
band. “ The captain agreed but asked to perform the standard procedure which included checking
the door locks, open the cockpit safe and holster the two guns after inserting the magazines with
the protection on. While doing so, they joked they would be the first pilots of the US Air Force
to hunt, with weapons, a rock band and a porn star in Mexico! Sounded like picking
watermelons.
They also, as per the procedure, contacted the nearest tower to inform they had a “ Heavy Metal
“ alarm sounding which they thought was a prank yet they had to call to comply with the
protocol.
The drummer continued to look for more US Marshals looking for single travelling men and
checking for tool key chains which were convenient to be hidden from others and also good
enough to cut the upholstery of the chair in a need. The marshal did not have a tool to cut the
upholstery but such was found between the chairs as the marshal dropped this to hide from the
hijackers. The marshal may not have believed the band were hijackers but also, the same as the
pilots, had complied with certain procedures. The drummer also continued to look under the
chairs as well as to cut the upholstery. Once the search was completed, the drummer got the
stewardess back in an iron hug and brought the stewardess to the tied fighter who was now
assumed to be a US marshal to mend the wounds of the two of them.
The guitar player used super glue to secure the cranks of the manual tuners on the walls near the
door of the cockpit. Then the base guitar player positioned part of the plastic explosives, taken
from the bindings of the counter bass, around the cockpit door. The plastic explosive was treated
with tons of the favourite cologne of the base guitar player to ensure the dogs cannot smell the
explosives. All of the base guitar player instruments were treated the same way which was not
unusual considering the eccentrism of most all musicians. The singer positioned the smoke
machines near and started them to generate smoke. The smoke was made of evaporating water
and was harmless. The brought one of the stewardesses held with a knife at the throat and with
slight amount of blood dropping all over the clothes. The singer had also positioned an old style
tape player with a tape playing normal fuselage laughter and cheering shouts. This confirmed the
expectation of the flying crew there was some kind of a prank or a joke in the fuselage. They had
called the chief stewardess and they thought the other noises were made by the stewardess
walking around, taking care of the kitchen ( switching microwave ovens off, etcetera ) before
coming in. This is a standard protocol as no equipment should be unchecked when going to the
cockpit telephone because the conversation may be longer.
The Mexican authorities contacted the cockpit and the pilots informed them the alarm was still
on but the things looked stable to some extent and said they would contact the crew over the PA.
They also said they did not have enough reason to declare a problem and had to wait for the crew
to reply. They also said they have lost all fuselage cameras, covered with clothes ( duct taped
around ) but they thought this was part of the prank.
The singer and the drummer listened to the conversation near the door and, when the
conversation was over, the drummer climbed the wall using the glued in cranks and the tiny
corridor at the cockpit door to position near the ceiling with booths against the door. Helping
were the truss rod sharp pipes which were positioned to stick out of the soles of the shoes,
secured by guitar straps and duct tape. They also looked wet. The drummer had positioned one
of the Aluminum guitar on the private parts and another was held on the face. The drummer as
well as the rest of the band were wearing Kevlar vests which the band had always worn wherever
they had gone or performed as part of their protection.
The base guitar player was stationed at the second class to monitor the people and the tied up
stewardess. The guitar player manned the second class. The singer and the drummer were at the
cockpit. What looked like humbuckers were positioned at all plastic explosion points with wires
going to the singer’s hands which also held a similar button and battery device as on the gun and
the microwave “ bomb “. Once ready, the singer pressed a button to create a massive multiple
explosion which made the travelers scream and shout the strongest after the ordeal had started.
The smoke made by the smoke machines blew into the fuselage. New smoke from the machines,
mixed with this of the explosion were created quickly near and into the cockpit. The pilots were
unable to react immediately as they were strapped to their seats as per the procedure. They tried
to unbutton and, the flight engineer even managed to pull the gun out of the holster.
The smoke was thick yet possible to see through mainly by the drummer who was on top and had
experienced even thicker smoke for more than 30 years on various stages. The drummer swung
from the ceiling towards the cockpit with the soles with the pikes first. While swinging, for much
less than a second, the drummer saw where the pilots were and stabbed them with the protruding
spikes as the band were pointing real guns as well as their home made ones at the cockpit.
Although the stabbing was not dangerous, the captain and the flight engineer dropped very
quickly loosing consciousness. This was because the spikes were wet with a strong sedative
prescribed to all of the band members by a doctor for sleep and relaxation. The band members
had collected these to make a very strong and quickly acting sedative mixing the drugs with
other much stronger substances. The sedative liquid was positioned around the spike tubes with
some inside to make the tubes wet inside too in order to hold the powder they put in.
Just in cases, the swinging drummer jumped over the crew after the stabbing and started to
strongly bang their heads one to another. The drummer stopped when sure they had lost
consciousness. Then the drummer took the spikes out and tied the hands of the crew behind their
backs with plastic ties after taking their weapons. The singer distributed the weapons quickly
amongst the band members and helped the drummer carry the pilot and the flight engineer to the
fuselage to tie them to empty chairs. Then, the drummer stayed at the second class, the guitar
player was in the first class and the singer and the base guitar player sat on the cockpit chairs to
gain full control of the airplane and complete the hijacking as they had been experienced jet
pilots and the controls of their state of the art jet were the same as these of the large commercial
aircraft.
The drummer appointed another stewardesses to mend all wounds of all injured waving a gun at
the scared stewardess’ face and shouting threats what would happen in case of any stupid action
by the stewardess.
Throughout the events, there was a constant and convincing reassurance by the band no one
would be seriously hurt in case of cooperation. The band was saying this was a political
statement as well as a demand for money. The people seemed to agree as these were the most
logical reasons and so did the Mexican ground control after contacted by the singer. The singer
clearly stated the airplane was hijacked and the band had a full control over the airplane as well
as no one was seriously hurt nor was going to be in case of full cooperation. The ground control
still thought this was one of the worst pranks by the band because the band had enough money
and were continuously making money to revert to this option. However, because the band was
too much into social and political issues, the ground control seemed to accept the political
statement reason despite the band had always had a large auditorium for these statements, yet
this was considered an amplification of what they had been doing. The band had also been
known for making bad pranks.
This understanding by the Mexican ground control was kind of confirmed when the singer said
they had only one request so far : to talk directly, on a private, encoded, secure and not listened
to channel to The President of The U. S. A. with all possible, whether existing or not, hidden
transmitting cameras and microphones switched off during the conversation.
Common is for US Air Carriers to load maximal amount of fuel when they travel to Mexico and
other Latin American countries or through them to avoid using fuel provided by these countries
as these countries are known for bad quality or diluted fuel. The airplane, therefore, was fully
loaded with fuel as per the standard procedure when flying into or through these countries,
enough fuel to circle the globe.
After the hijack and communication with the Mexican ground control, the hijackers set a course
for the airplane to Southern Europe. The US and Mexican authorities, which got immediately or
consequently involved, thought the hijackers would attempt a possible landing in France, most
likely Southern France, with suspicion their landing could take place in Switzerland or Italy with
Austria not being ruled out.
Switzerland is the Texas of Western Europe : total lawlessness, lack of elementary international
agreements, non extradition country for most any criminals, lack of taxes and a total lack of a tax
law, no any welfare nor medical fare, a primitive country with a total lack of society : not much
of a country at all. As a consequence of this anti social policy of Switzerland, the people there
are with the mentality of a Texan redneck : simple, stupid, uneducated, non capable of
elementary thinking people not to mention more complicated level of thinking. Generally
speaking, to compare a Swiss to a Texan redneck is a great insult to the Texan and an apology
has to be issued.
Cowman turned into bankers and cowgirls turned into secretaries is not the best US
approximation with the reason of explanation because the Swiss cowgirls are so insensitive they
don’t even know what a cowgirl position is, hugely relying on the monastery sex with the
exception, of course, to some extent, of the Italian population of Switzerland.
The lack of taxes and extraditions as well as the practical impossibility to freeze funds of
criminals made Switzerland a tax and refuge heaven for all kind of European and North
American, criminals or half criminals, i. e. Tax evaders. Thus, to compare Switzerland to Texas
is an insult to Texas. A more accurate comparison for Switzerland is to one of these offshore
banking countries which do not even exist on the map and no one has ever heard of except the
US tax evaders.
Not only Switzerland relies on the total information darkness in monetary and tax evasion cases
but, Switzerland, expecting a good monetary flow, does not extradite hijackers as well and has
not signed any International Aviation agreement leaving their airspace at the risk of the pilots,
the good ol’ wild west Colt and the control only of Jesus Christ, or, in this case Jesus Priest.
As a preposterous irony of history, the big Western European countries have left Switzerland to
do whatever the Swiss want in their backyard. Switzerland, relying on their German, French and
Italian population thought they were invincible and invisible to the other Europeans. Instead, the
big three had to divide Switzerland in three pieces and everyone had to take their piece to do the
World a favour. Not only they did not do what was logical but no one since Napoleon has even
been to Switzerland with the French Italian just going through.
Much to everyone’s dismay, Adolf was so adamant to annex and protect the German speaking
population in far more democratic republics such as Danzig and The Czech Republic but did not
give a flying Messershit for a far more undemocratic country with a system far more oppressing
towards the German Arian Genetic carriers such as Switzerland. Hell, Switzerland had more
undemocratic and natural dictatorship against Germans and all others than Texas where there
were also a lot of Germans ( largely contributing to the Great Texan cultural heritage with
attempts to make Country Music less stupid and more melodic ) yet Texas was more difficult to
reach with German submarines because of the fairly narrow Mexican Gulf entry with a lot of
islands and obstacles on the way.
Except for the banks which were transmitting money from one to another making the wheel of
capitalism rotate in the opposite direction as there isn’t anything done with this empty, useless,
pointless and back driving circulation, Switzerland has never had anything except mountains
unlike their rich Bavarian genetic expatriates. Before the banks, there were sheep. Much smarter
and much better than the present Swiss. Hence the Swiss watches : the shepherd had nothing to
do in winters but sex or, better said, butt sex and watch making
Another favorite and, to some extent accurate, comparison may be to compare Switzerland to
Mexico yet this comparison would not work in general because Mexico, with the inexpensive
labour and the closeness to the US, is a very attractive destination for most of the US
manufacturers. This was largely the case before the cartel strength and power and before the rise
of the Chinese empire. Unlike other countries, Mexico has never been afraid of China because of
the strategic position and historic collaboration with The US, yet Mexico succumbed to
something they had not been able to predict : The Rise of the Mexican Cartel Empire.
However, while one was able to fight against the Mexican Cartel Empire one way or the other,
no one seemed to be able to fight against the much more dangerous and difficult to find and fight
enemy : The Swiss Bank Cartel Empire.
The inexpensive labour of Mexico as well as the location and the history and, mainly, the Texan
friendly laws Mexico has ( or, better said, does not have ) made the country attractive to the
Dallas Fort Worth area Silicon Valley of Texas with most of the companies holding production
plants South of the border. And, what the US has been failing to understand, wherever there is
manufacturing, there would be design and development thus making the US Empire obsolete and
unnecessary and the “ nice “ US citizens heavily employed in big and important businesses such
as McDonalds for example.
Even worse : The Big Three of the European Union : Britain, France and Germany have strongly
and steadily been continuing to blow iron curtains and cannons in the Crimean War while stably
maintaining a far more undemocratic regime in their back yard considering this a family of their
not as much undemocratic regimes and rulings.
The new flying crew of the airplane did not communicate much because they were afraid not of
the cockpit recorders but they were afraid the US authorities could have secretly positioned
microphones in the cockpit in order to listen to what the crew talked on the fly and during the
flight.
The band members had also been concerned with a remote control possibility to have been
installed on the airplane, although they hoped NTSB would disallow such due to safety reasons
mainly connected with malfunctioning as well as security reasons since a remote flight control
would render a possibility to fly the airplane not only to the NTSB but to any terrorist
organization which were to have the control codes and communication protocols. Either way,
such a possibility was not ruled out over after the hysteria of the terrorist attack on US soil. Thus,
the crew was prepared to tap into the pneumatics and mechanics of the airplane and, really and
literally, to manually control the flight.
Good thing the airplane did not offer remote flight control. Yet, the crew was not sure of whether
they were listened to and watched because, the reason for not having this possibility on all jets,
was the privacy of the crew as well as the safety of the airplane because NTSB was afraid pilots
would not be able to perform well when they knew they are constantly monitored and could
make many more errors when under this pressure. However, try to explain the safety and the
security issues to CIA after the attacks. One would be met by nothing else than sheer paranoia.
The airplane lacked elementary safety precautions such as parachutes which, in this case, worked
to some extent in favour to the band as there was no way for anyone to escape. Certainly not over
ground and unlikely over water too as the waters of the Atlantic Ocean are known to be heavily
infested with sea predators as well as freezing water even during summer. The height of the
flight was also to be taken into account.
Despite, the band made sure all doors are locked and blocked.
Once the crew flew over Southern France and Italy, CIA suspected the most probable destination
was Greece. French, Italian, Austrian and Greek Authorities were known to be rather democratic
and soft as opposed to their Eastern European counterparts. Thus, CIA insisted the French,
Italian, Austrian and Greek authorities to be on alert as the CIA had not been able to
communicate with the Swiss authorities. CIA was trying to do the most they could do in
countries where they would be, to some extent, listened. Not to a great deal of extent, though.
Due to the popularity of the rock band, the President of The U. S. A. closely monitored the
situation but decided not to intervene nor to talk to the hijackers. This was deemed safer under
the circumstances as the airplane was supposed to land in one of these “ friendly “ countries with
the worst case scenario being suspected to be landing in Switzerland. As a well known rule of
thumb, the US had always preferred not to negotiate with terrorists and hijackers. Apart from the
safety reasons, another reason for this decision is the responsibility the US politician had to take
and one thing the US politicians did not want to take was responsibility. Hence the economy and
politics : whatever the US politicians said was better was not. Just there was not responsibility.
So, the equation “ better = lack of responsibility “ is the most important key to decoding what the
US politicians want to say.
Shortly after the ordeal started, the CIA looked through the history of the hijackers under a
microscope with most recent events being reexamined under severe scrutiny. The CIA had
appointed an agent, a cold war dinosaur with a cubicle next to the restrooms, who was to retire
shortly, to closely monitor the band. At the beginning, the CIA thought the band is of no threat to
anyone and did not pay attention to the band’s publicity statements. They had checked their
background and having realized the strong republican roots of one of the member, having
realized this member is a seven generations native of Bumblefuck, Texas, CIA decided the band
were just a bunch of yo yo’s who sought money through publicity. The CIA agent, who had
previously been involved in a team to monitor John Lennon’s stay in the US, was appointed to
look after the band after their gig in Mecca.
When John Lennon decided to become a refugee of Mrs. Thatcher’s regime and publicly
announced the move to New York backed by the most expensive immigration and civil lawyers
in the US, the CIA decided to react putting a team to unearth everything possible of John and
Yoko’s, everywhere in the world, mainly the US, the UK, Germany, France and Japan, in order
to find everything possible to use against John and Yoko’s green card applications.
Them Brits as well as all other European countries were laughing at the US and met their
demand for information with laughter and F Offs in the three main European languages. Japan
did not reply nor react at all. Thus, CIA had to rely only on an information mandatory for the
green card application which had to be obtained and submitted by John Lennon’s lawyers under
a power of attorney’s agreement by the star. At the beginning, they had to wait as the British
authorities had stated a full police statement could take a long while.
While waiting, the CIA decided to find out many a circumstantial evidence which could help
against the case. Obviously, CIA was not able to claim incompetence of the applicant as the
applicant was backed by statements of most all of the US musicians and poets, mainly by Robert
Dylan who provided an expert opinion to the musical and poetic abilities of Lennon’s. The CIA
decided to play on technicalities claiming Dylan did not have any degree nor certification in
music and was legally nothing else but a street guitar bum. Lennon’s lawyers weren’t so easy to
play and they backed the application with statements of renowned US professors of music of
many high grade conservatories and universities throughout the US. To make the case stronger,
the lawyers got a statement by a famous and published New York poet, a Yale graduate in
literature who witnessed the poetic abilities of Lennon’s. Just to be safe, the lawyers got similar
certifications on Ono’s avantgarde artistic abilities from UK and US university professors and
famous art business entrepreneurs with higher degrees of learning. On professionalism, Lennon’s
lawyers put CIA in the corner and pounded them with evidence after evidence by most anyone
who was who in the music, poetry, art and movie businesses as Lennon had also appeared in
some Beatles movies. Not much of movies but no one in the movie world would say so and go
against the super star and the rest of the world. The lawyers were also well prepared in case of a
possible attacks on Lennon as an actor which they expected to come from, mainly, the republican
part of Hollywood and unsuccessful cowmen such as Ronald Reagan, John Wayne and alike.
The lawyers were to say these were British movies and, because Britain had failed in the movie
business, Lennon did the best possible with what Lennon had thus making the most advanced
British movies ever surpassing the success of Ian Flaming’s James Bond which was even made
with strong Hollywood collaboration thus was not fully British made but rather superior. Still
inferior to the Beatles’ movies.
Unable to find a needle in the professional haystack of Lennon’s, CIA decided to attack the
business endeavors of the star, mainly the failed Apple company of which Lennon was a main co
owner. Easy job for the lawyers as Apple was never run by the Beatles but by Epstein and Martin
as well as Apple went out of business after the breaking of the Beatles and after the famous
disagreement between Lennon and McCartney thus blaming the character feud between the two
main Beatles as opposed to the business abilities of Lennon’s. To strengthen the business case,
Lennon invested a few million dollars in the respected, traditional, cultural and historic to the US
cattle business much to the dismay of Reagan’s and Wayne’s.
CIA tried to unsuccessfully persuade a few country stars of a known republican origin to testify
against Lennon’s mismatching to the US standard musical abilities without any success or with a
lot of swear words while talking to the country stars. The lawyers got this in their advantage to
certify Lennon had written and performed a country song “ Rocky Raccoon “ to spread and
glorify the unpopular country music in Europe.
Having failed on the professional field, CIA decided to play political mentioning the appearance
of the Beatles in Moscow. Under the US regulations, an applicant who had been behind the Iron
Curtain could be considered a Soviet spy or a person capable of spreading communist
propaganda into the US thus deeming the star inadmissible to the US. The lawyers strength was
to show, as an exhibit, the documents of the US citizenship granted to the other main Beatle,
Paul McCartney, after the marriage of the star to the prominent New Yorker Linda Eastman. The
US citizenship of McCartney’s, obtained by naturalization as opposed to by birth, was not
revoked after the main Beatle also performed in the same concert in Moscow. Thus, the
communist relations of Lennon’s were rather unconvincing in the US court of law and extremely
circumstantial as many Russian Jews were admitted to the US after Brezhnev’s decision to allow
them to leave The Soviet Union.
There was not much left, except to use Lennon’s strong Labour Party roots and support which
was also not going to get anywhere since the said party had been democratically elected in the
UK on more than one occasion.
Then, CIA had only one card to play : Lennon’s reference to Jesus in one of the cases, showing,
as CIA thought, strong communist roots of the star who was Labour and anti Christ, thus, CIA,
decided to equate these to a communist. The lawyers knew this was the strongest point of the
CIA and prepared well stating there was nothing against Jesus but a figure of speech to explain
and gain even higher popularity. Yet, this was not strong enough against the CIA blame, thus the
lawyers said the speech was a mistake for which Lennon were deeply apologizing ever since.
Although CIA kept a very strong momentum on Lennon’s “ anti Christ “ speech, the strong blow
against Lennon came from another direction : In the UK, Lennon was gotten on possession of
marijuana to which the Beatles were introduced by Dylan during their first coming to the US.
Since the police check was a mandatory document required by the US immigration law, there
was nowhere to go but to produce this document. Them Brits did the best they could expressing
the negligible amount a single cop, without witnesses, by the name of Sgt. Pilcher, had somehow
discovered. The lawyers were fighting like the defenders of Alamo, claiming the possession was
registered in another country and against the established practices of the US thus the evidence
was incompliant to the US legal standards. The CIA replied the UK were considered a
democratic country during the incident. The lawyers fought back stating neither Lennon nor even
Harrison ( who was registered with a position of a greater amount ) were arrested nor even
apprehended by the British authorities but CIA retaliated any amount of the illegal substances
was to lead to jail in the US. The CIA also pointed out other applicants were returned to Britain
for much less and any other applicant but Lennon was to be teleported on the first flight to
Heathrow under these circumstances. The lawyers tried to get back to the character debate
showcasing Lennon as a person of a great importance to the US culture and Pease efforts yet
CIA replied this was not to be had at the expense of possession and double standards. Thus, the
game of CIA had been going for years to be solved by Chapman in the most democratic to the
CIA way.
The agent was a young employee then and Lennon was the first case given to the young Yale law
graduate who was backed by a few more senior guns. Yet the young agent was instrumental and
became a hero after the Chapman intervention. Some thought the agent worked with Chapman of
the possible best solution for the CIA who, until then, had lost every single battle they took after
they were created after WWII, most noticeably, Vietnam. Loosing Lennon’s battle was going to
cause a massive havoc in the CIA and the trust in the organization by politicians and people. A
lot of congressmen and women considered CIA to be a fuckin’ waste of money and deemed them
totally unnecessary, mainly after the warming up of the cold war.
Pounded in the corner with CIA were also J. Edgar Hoover’s FBI. Them bastards had never lost
a battle with communism on US soil and, now, were most certainly losing. Them bastards had
never allowed a positive opinion for an alleged communist and now they were knocked out in
this field of their expertise. The politicians, mainly the presidents, hated these idiots who were
spying on them to dictate their policies and laws keeping them in a constant blackmail threat.
Not only Lennon’s lawyers but their own US top level politicians were busting their asses off to
fight the political section of FBI.
Hence, the CIA employees were certain, the agent had gotten in touch with J. Edgar personally
and then with other FBI aides and trustworthy dirty players to fabricate Chapman and prepare
well the hero who was going to be chained in prison for fulfilling the most important duties to
the Head of the Democracies.
Once successful on the front, the agent was using all old school tricks to pinpoint where the band
was going and what they were to do. However, while having a real enemy in Lennon’s case, the
agent was not able to find any in the band as everything looked perfect in their case. The
strongest point of the agent was, of course, the band’s Mecca appearance. However, the band
was closely monitored by the Arab informants of CIA to find nothing except 15 minute music in
front of the Muslim pilgrims. Although the agent did not have anything and although the agent
would retire soon, the agent saw something in this opportunity : something of the same origin as
in the Lennon’s case. The great opportunity for careerism. The same way as Lennon paved the
road to the CIA success of the young Yale graduate, the agent saw now an opportunity for
getting more years on a hefty CIA salary while sitting and drinking coffee in a nice, posh CIA
office with a tall, blond secretary.
There was no way to blow US ballooni against communism and the destructor of the American
free society anymore as most of the US ers were awaking up after the destruction of their
artificial money machine. Not easy to use the iron curtain on Arabs too although this was one of
the main card the agent was to play, yet not very strong. However, the agent decided to speculate
without losing anything : after the airplane did not land in Greece, the agent decided to play
terrorism, claiming the airplane was heading to the Middle East and not to Israel. The agent did
not have any proof and most of the CIA and FBI suspected money and politics in the hijacking
but the old Yale dinosaur knew this simple logic : in case the airplane landed in an Arab country,
the agent was to make more years of career; in case the airplane did not and the hijacking was
not connected to the Arabs and the terrorism, then the dinosaur was going to eat a bit more of the
North American flora and fauna before retirement with a hefty pension and unlimited business
opportunities as CIA wanted to show they cared of their employees and had arranged business
options for their retirees in the so called Free Market of friendship and connections.
Once past any Greek major airport, the agent blew the balloon which flew high through the
whole CIA commandment, FBI, Congress, Senate and landed softly on the Victorian desk of the
Oval Office with large blue writing “ To the President “ on a large yellow envelope.
Now, brought by the CIA, the US had another direction of thinking : the hijacking could have a
terrorist taste. The president and the politicians were stunned as they had always allowed a full
access of the press to the case claiming the popularity of the band and the American public who
had a wright to know and hoping they can use this negative publicity against the band who was
screwing up their politics of “ say nothing, do nothing “, so the people would “ say nothing and
do nothing “ while getting used to the misery.
After all, Arabic elements or not, the band mainly played metal : an unwelcome music in the
Arab world and thus The US had never believed the hijacking may have had any terrorist
component thus they had allowed the publicity of the events and suffered the consequences now.
The president reacted immediately ordering the CIA and the FBI to do the best they can to obtain
any information with all means possible under the suspicion of terrorism. This untied the hands
of the agent who ordered the arrest of all people around the band and all friends of the band for
questioning. There were tons of girlfriends and former girlfriends, wives, kids, relatives, other
rock bands and musicians who had ever performed with or around the band, friends, hell even
from the kindergarten, tens of thousands of people throughout the US. The fan base reacted
wearing T Shirts with a sign “ I am a personal friend of Jesus Priest and want to be arrested. “,
hoping CIA cannot arrest millions.
Out of all tens of thousands of arrested people, one had and had had a great importance to CIA :
the band made friends with an Afghan Rapper who fled the Taliban regime to ask for a political
asylum in the US successfully. The rapper had found a wounded US soldier in the desert. The
soldier was there on a tank mission to blow up the entrances of some caves of some hills there.
The rapper was there with another purpose, not as strong and unsuspicious but of a great
importance for the world rap music : the rapper was known in Afghanistan to drive the massive
SUV the rapper had gotten after becoming hugely popular in Kabul, to a remote desert or
mountain area where to rap amongst the mountains or sand hills. This unusual way to rehears
kept the lyrics of the rapper secret and provide an undisturbed way to practice. The rapper had
never been political and neither the government of Kabul nor the Taliban gave a flying fart on
some kind of poetry. More : the two sides, the government of Afghanistan as well as the Taliban
regime and now, the Taliban partisans had been and were using the rapper for their political
propaganda. The US did the same after the immigration of the rapper.
The Afghan rapper was considered pro American and anti Taliban after the immigration to the
US. The Afghan rapper provided CIA with all the information on Taliban which was not much
because the rapper did not know anything special. Yet, this collaboration as well as other public
speeches and appearances made the rapper look good to CIA. The rapper concentrated for a
while on strong antiterrorist lyrics and kept strong Arabic musical elements as well as
background singing. This gave even stronger impression on CIA as well as made the rapper a
natural friend of Jesus Priest. The expression on contrary political views of the rapper and the
band complemented each other rather than being one against the other as this expression of
contrary political views is normal amongst musicians. The CIA continued to question each of the
sides what the other side had said, i. e. to spy one to another which made the Americans in the
band angry. They, usually, provided meaningful information to CIA on how the agency had to
have sex and travel, i. e. to fuck off. The Afghan rapper was not in the same position as the band
and could not afford such a luxury, instead, as agreed by the band, the rapper said exactly what
the band had said which was nothing different than what the band had been saying in public : the
CIA are a bunch of morons and the FBI as well as the local city and state police were personally
considered by the band members to be fuckin’ idiots. The government with all three levels of
power was deeply considered as useless by the band as well as by most all of the people in the
US. The CIA usually marked these derivation by the rapper as “ Nothing New on the Western
Front “. They also marked the information on Taliban by the rapper as “ Nothing New on the
Eastern Front “.
Obviously, the rapper and the band informed each other of the questioning of the CIA done
through the FBI as the CIA had no jurisdiction inside the US. This made their friendship even
stronger.
The US government took the things more seriously after the agent’s report but continued to do
nothing as they hoped the band could land the airplane in an Arab country not as hostile to the
US such as Iran as the band had had a personal interaction with the Ayatollah. Although
problematic, the US had some kind of communication with Iran as neither the US withdrew their
ambassador to Teheran nor Iran withdrew their ambassador to Washington after the Iranian
nuclear power plant project.
The US government hoped, once in Teheran, they would be able to negotiate with Iran to free the
hostages. They did not expect an immediate release as Iran would usually place all hostages on
an investigation for being spies and the whole ordeal with the hijacked airplane would be
considered by Iran as a staged CIA operation to collect information for the Iran nuclear programs
as well as to spy on Iran as much as they could. Iran was to consider the airplane hijack staged
on purpose to film over Iranian territory sending directly the images to the US over a satellite.
Despite the public reaction, the US hoped they would have the hostages back in approximately a
year which was something with which they could cope.
However, once the airplane approached the Afghani air space, the US started to sing a different
tune. Although prepared, they really did not want to consider this possibility although they had
to. This was the very worst case scenario and the US were in a stalemate in such a case.
The news media, which had been kept informed, went in a frenzy because of the place where the
airplane was heading to : a place of no return to any American. The concentration of the media
was on the President and the US Military.
The President faced a dilemma where a lack of action could have even more severe implication
than a wrong action. A standard press release was issued in which the US Military showed they
were doing everything possible with manned airplanes and US drones flying around the hijacked
airplane and shooting pictures from the inside : images which the hijackers allowed to be shown
as they did not blind all of the windows. The hijackers knew the military would try thermal
imaging and each of them kept a stewardess next to or they sat on a random chair with a
stewardess on top and a lot of travelers around. The band knew the military could attempt a
thermal shooting through the fuselage although they doubted this option as there were too much
vibrations for the snipers to take such a shot.
Although the flying two informed the US they had bombs with a release switch, the new captain
and the new flight engineer used two stewardesses to always be around them and threatened they
would have executed hostages in case the military had attempted to sniper any or all of them out.
Any other attempts for anyone to communicate with the hijackers, even the Afghan authorities
failed as the crew insisted to speak only with the President of the US and only in non listened
way they had specified.
The US government blocked this insistence and continued to show pictures from the drones and
manned airplanes in a Hollywood fashion, well orchestrated by the US military. The idea was to
show the US government as well as the US military was doing something and to justify the
military as being useful in indirect military events posing thread against US citizens.
As the airplane continued through the Afghan air space, and order was given by the US high
commander for Afghanistan to shoot sniper fire or gun fire through the middle of one of the
engines as the military thought this would slow the plane down and make the band consider to
land in the US controlled territories of Afghanistan.
To shoot gun fire from a fighter jet was considered an old WWII school and no any US
personnel were ever trained to do such. More, the fighters did not even have any gun fire
possibilities on the fighters and no fire at all other than a few rockets. The US military decided to
either use an Apache helicopter or a military cargo plane neither of which was able to reach 600
kilometers an hour with which the airplane was flying. Thus, a few cargo planes with snipers
inside took off of a few US military bases and scattered around wherever the airplane was
thought to, most likely, be. Most of the cargo’s lined up in a straight line as the airplane adjusted
and never changed the course of the airplane in the Afghan air space. This course was stable :
towards the Taliban occupied mountains.
As the airplane approached the strategically positioned military cargo planes, a few of them
opened the back door and the snipers, in position, started to fire at one of the engines. A few of
them missed with one hitting the Titanium air compressor blades of one of the engines just to
bounce the bullet back. The shooting continued until one of the bullets wiggled through the
compressor to make the engine backfire and loose power.
The cockpit crew realized what was going on and grabbed the stewardesses near them with the
singer giving the order to the base guitar player to shut the engine down. The singer switched the
autopilot off and used the ailerons to level the airplane with the base guitar player shouting over
the PA what was going on.
The travelers were in total shock. Children were crying, women were shouting. Except one.
The Italian porn start did not travel on this flight coincidentally. The main reason for this woman
to be on this flight was, as directed by the porn movie managers, to seduce one or more of the
members of the band and record an audio or, best an audio and a video of the sex.
In order not to look suspicious and to ensure the recording, the porn star stuck a camera in the
vagina and what looked like a smoke detector in the ass after the porn star went through the
airport security check and after the takeoff when the “ Fasten Seat Belt “ sign was off and people
were allowed to go to the washrooms. The idea was no one of the band would suspect the
prostitute had a recording device even in case they frisked and touched the porn star in a
foreplay. Then, the porn star was to say the porn star needed a while to freshen up in the
washroom before a band member can enter. Also to enter the washrooms one after another would
not be suspicious. While “ freshening up “ the porn star was to take the camera and the smoke
detector enclosure and position the camera inside the enclosure, gluing the enclosure with the
wide angle camera in the washroom, in a place where everything was to be seen by the camera
either directly or through the reflected image in the washroom mirror. The porn star was to claim
change of positions in order to get a better shot. The porn star was to use a double sided sticky
tape also secured with the camera in the vagina. The camera and the smoke detector plastic
enclosure were positioned in zippo bags to avoid vagina and ass liquids to smear the lens and
apertures.
Because the plan failed, the porn star took the camera from the inside after frisking and started to
record the events. The camera was able to send the images directly to the manager over a satellite
communication for more certainty. Thus, even in case the camera was to be found after sexual
experience, the manager was to have the “ movie “ for future blackmail or to put in the website
for pay per view watching.
The movie from the porn star’s camera was the only way of communication between the inside
of the airplane and the rest of the world. Yet, no one had access to this except the porn star’s
manager who saw the dollar bills falling from the sky even though the sex plan had failed. The
manager was to use this movie to make money after the events unfolded and did not show the
recordings to anyone.
However, the actions of the US military changed everything. The prostitute who was hiding the
shooting camera was sitting next to the flaming engine and jumped in fear when the engine burst
in flames. The drummer saw the camera as the porn star was running towards and offering sex to
the whole band in case the band would land the airplane to allow the prostitute to leave.
The drummer saw the fancy camera and realized what was going on. Even, the drummer
suspected the porn star images were fed to the US military in order to find out what actions to
take. The drummer smashed the camera on the floor until the battery separated, then took the
smashed camera and the battery and put these in a cut at the top bottle of water. Then the top of
the bottle was sealed with a piece of nylon from a shopping bag and duct tape and the bottle was
positioned in the garbage.
The drummer grabbed the porn star immediately and ordered a couple of window seats to be
vacated. The drummer smashed the porn star on the seats and opened the blinds. The US drones
spotted the non blinded window and positioned their cameras towards. The drummer tore the
porn star skirt, stockings and underwear and positioned the porn stars face towards the window.
The drummer grabbed one of the seats hand rests and pulled the handle applying huge force.
Then the drummer stuck the handle into the porn star ass, twisting the handle. The handle hit and
twisted the smoke detector to create and excruciating pain to the porn star. The drummer realized
there was something up the porn star’s ass and thought of this to be another hidden recording
device thus increased the force and the twisting of the handle as the porn star was screaming and
blood started to flow from the porn star’s ass.
The drones were shooting the porn star’s face smeared on the window and as much of the inside
action as possible. After a while, the drummer stuck a hand in the porn star’s ass to find and pull
the smoke detector which the drummer threw on the floor and started to smash. Then the
drummer moved the porn star around to smear as much ass blood as possible to the window, the
object to the drone camera. Then the drummer closed the blinds and dealt with the smoke
detector in the same way as with the camera.
The US military knew the whole US watched this hard porn for free and realized they could be
deemed guilty for the porn star’s ass by the public and could be made pay a dear compensation
for the events. Thus the commandment pulled the drones and all aircrafts immediately as the
singer was shouting more threats over the radio.
Once the US Air Force was off, the cockpit crew waited for a while to make sure the military
would not reappear as well as for the engine to recover from the heat. Then they tried to reignite
the engine and the attempt was successful. The engine was working, however, the engine was
unable to reach high speed and started to backfire after a given level of gasoline supply. The
crew stopped the engine waited for a while then reignited. After a few attempts, the crew found
where the maximal position for the engine was and continued to flow with three engines and a
half, relying heavily on ailerons.
Once the airplane stabilized and a new way to fly was established, the drummer brought a
stewardess with a medical kit to start to tend to the porn star wounds as the porn star was laying
down on the belly and unable to sit or lie on the back. The drummer stuck an open bottle of
medical alcohol in the porn star’s ass as well as instructed the stewardess to continue to pour
more thereafter. These made the porn star scream louder than the engines. Then the stewardess
used antiseptics in the same way as well as dressed the whole ass of the porn star in bands stuck
strongly on the porn star buttocks.
The porn star screamed so loud so the cockpit crew were unable to audio assess the engines and
they had an excellent hearing of musicians with more than 30 year experience.
The porn star had similar experiences before and they were documented on videos. Thus, these
experiences were “ business as usual “ for the porn star. As the porn star would stuck a large
object up the ass, on occasion the porn star would start to bleed but continue with the movie to
have a similar medical attention thereafter.
Once the porn star settled, the drummer promised to pay $100000 once there was a possibility
and the porn star remained happy.
The President, the Congress the Senate and the presidential advisers reconvened and, in the sense
of the newly developed events, decided there was nothing else to lose as the airplane flew
steadily in the direction of the Taliban mountains. There was some uncertainty as they did not
know how the airplane could land as there was no airport in the Taliban occupied territories.
They decided the plane could crash land on the fields amongst the mountains or on the roads as
there were no electric nor telephone posts near most of the roads amongst the Taliban villages.
Although there were some chances for the airplane to change directions and land elsewhere in a
non Taliban controlled airports, the US government considered this chance was slim as they
continued to think the reasons for the whole ordeal were mainly for the band to make a political
statement as well as to ask for a ransom yet, considering how rich the band members were, the
political reason seemed to be stronger and more likely. A statement after landing in Taliban
territories would have a great repercussion, amplified by the popularity of the band.
Thus, the President decided the best solution would be to communicate with the band as per their
requirements, on a non listened to private channel. The CIA strongly opposed but the President
told them off and stayed adamantly behind the decision, supported by the government.
The problem with this conversation was the President was facing a new election soon. The
President considered the risk of communicating with what the media were to call terrorists yet
the President was facing a great deal of criticism by the American public on taking no actions.
Thus, the President decided to explain the communication as a communication not between the
president and terrorists but, rather, a communication with political purpose as the band members
had been known for their political activism and the most probable goal of the hijack was political
rather than terrorism. The President was prepared not to negotiate ransoms as this could have a
great deal of repercussions against the President in the upcoming election as the opposition was
going to slam the President for breaking the main rules of the US government in such situations :
not to negotiate with terrorists and hijackers.
The president ordered the military to provide a secure, non listened to, channel and reiterated an
order not to record the conversation. This was also in the best interest of the President as no one
was to know what the President had been discussing. Yet, the President was to be careful as the
President did not trust the military very well as well as the President was afraid the CIA could
break the secure code of the encoded conversation or someone from the military could give them
the code and the algorithm.
Surprisingly enough, the military fully obeyed the presidential order afraid their asses would be
in the media as their attempt to stop the plane failed. More, although the military had thought the
actions over and decided damaging one of the engines would not harm the people in a normal
landing which they had tried to achieve, now, with the airplane flying towards the non airport
lands, any problem with landing would be blamed on the military who damaged one of the
engines. Shitless scared for their general and commandment ranks, they decided to leave the
President fully in charge of the situation and prayed the President would be able to change the
events and the airplane would land without any casualties. Or, the military were happy the
President would share the responsibility to some extent.
The President was happy to have a private conversation also because the President was to be able
to lie and cheat while bargaining with the band. However, the President was not to go too far
because the channel could be secretly listened to.
During the initialization of the conversation, the drummer, who was near the marshal, leaned
towards the ear of the old “ buddy “ and whispered with a somber tone :
“ Do NOT worry. Things are not what they look like and are getting better. “
All of the band had been telling the travelers not to worry and nothing bad was to happen to them
in case of a full cooperation.
Then, the most anticipated conversation between the singer, who was the group leader, and the
President took place to change the US understanding of the events 360 degrees.
The singer asked the President to confirm whether the conversation was private and confidential
because any part of the conversation which could leak would have an adverse effect on many
Americans. The president provided a verbal reassurance on the confidentiality of the
conversation stating the President had given a written order to the military for this.
The group leader started by explaining the band was just a bunch of guitar punks who never
wanted to get engaged in anything political though they had been talking politics a lot but,
certainly, had not been involved in a criminal or terrorist act.
True, the popularity of the band amongst the Taliban was huge. The band decided to use this
popularity to attempt to stop the Afghan conflict. They wrote an open statement published by
The London Tribune, in which, they sacrificed the women of Afghanistan in exchange for a
Pease. They suggested to agree with the Taliban demands on preventing the girls to enter any
educational facility as this was considered a protection of the Arab families. The main reason for
this demand was to ensure the girls would not be engaged in any sexual activities nor would
know much on these issues and the best way to achieve this was to keep them girls on a leash.
The Taliban as well as any other Muslim organization were only interested in one thing : how to
keep their women clean. They were afraid from two things in the sense of women’s education :
1. Education may bring independence and emancipation of the Muslim women which may
bring promiscuity and multi partner sex relationships.
2. Mixing female and male students, or even, allowing these to meet after school in case of
divided schools, may invoke sexual desire and interaction with a possibility for many of
these to remain unknown as the females may engage in sexual performances without a
full vaginal sex ( yet partial is assumed possible ) thus the women would remain virgin as
their hymens would be intact for the marriage but they would have experienced a fast
amount of all kind of sex, including partially vaginal, for which evidence is not possible
to be found.
The possibility of the Muslim women to get involved in extra marital sexual relationships is
strongly amplified by the warm weather which makes sex not only more desirable but possible to
be carried out in many locations : behind unused factories, on the fields, in the parks in the
woods.
Thus, the band suggested the Western and the Afghan governments to agree with this Taliban
request in the name of Pease. This action infuriated Western lesbian and women’s organisations
who retaliated in the media with such a noise, hell even Taliban heard them in Afghanistan. And
they did. They read the statement and liked the statement a lot which made the popularity of the
band amongst them huge. Even, a Taliban priest proclaimed God spoke through their mouths.
One way or another, some politicians saw a prospective deal in this statement as no one would
give a flying lick for lesbian and female organization and no one cared on whether Muslim
women would have education or not.
The war in Afghanistan was so tiring, so everyone wanted to get out of there as quickly as
possible and no one gave a shit anymore on whom the private US weapon companies would sell
weapons to. To push this thinking stronger, the Americans believed the galloping price of
gasoline would stop once Pease is achieved. The huge gasoline prices affected the Americans
tremendously. Not only they started to purchase European style cars with 1.6L 4 cylinder engines
but they had to change their whole style. A lot of people who commuted to work for one to two
hours one way left their jobs as the gasoline was more expensive than what they made. People
could not go and visit each other as the gasoline prices made this impossible. Even more : people
were unable to go from one place of the same city to another because of the huge gasoline prices.
Generally, people started to be in the same way the Eastern Europeans did ( which was the
biggest mistake of the socialism and the main reason which took the socialism down ) : people
had money just to eat and pay the apartment, some fumes of gas and the car which they could not
even drive and used only on Saturdays to go to the local mall and purchase groceries. Even some
car manufacturers were afraid the car inactivity over a long period would wear the valve springs
off. Some advised the owners strongly to start the car up once a month, others considered the
reintroduction of the manual cranks with which people would rotate the engine once in a while
without using gasoline.
The singer started the conversation giving the President utmost respect which even the British
Queen had not given.
The President was unbelievably surprised to hear the words of respect from the same mouth
which was thought of incapable to speak any other words than swearwords.
The singer spoke calmly with a soft somber tone which overshadowed even the best politicians
and royals in the world.
The points were made in a consistent and concise way with explanations more information was
available after the summary.
Then the singer stated with the well known history : the band had accumulated a great deal of
popularity amongst the Taliban, Al Qaeda, the Palestinians, even the left Jewish organisations.
Then, after these quick introductions, the singer made the first point which shocked the
President. The singer said there was something to be revealed and because of this, what looked
like a terrorist act of hijacking, was a necessary action in the best interest of the American
people. The President may have expected such point from a trained politician but not from a
swearing singer. Yet, the president was unconvinced in the truthfulness of these words but
continued to listen carefully. The President couldn’t believe a guitar punk could make a better
election speech and a better 180 degrees change than the President and the opposition
themselves.
The singer calmly and convincingly explained to the President the Afghan rapper was much
more than a rapper. The Afghan rapper was the most popular person in Afghanistan and was a
propaganda target to the Taliban and other Muslim organisations. Ironically, the only
organization which strongly wanted the rapper on their side was the Taliban. Threatening, the
Taliban did not want to remove the rapper but, rather, to use the rapper for political purposes.
Thus, the rapper, afraid from the threads, gave an agreement to the Taliban. Of course, the
Taliban was not to trust the rapper on confidential information the rapper was not supposed to be
privy to.
The rapper was going to one of the respected mosques in L. A. which conducted nothing but
religious services and preached Islam. However, on one occasion, in the beautiful hot sunny
California weather, the rapper forgot the crocodile leather jacket which the rapper was known to
sport around with the rapper’s brand new Lamborghini.
The rapper always had a recording device on to record the mosque sessions in case something
important was to come. When the rapper forgot the crocodile jacket, the recording device was
on. The rapper went back in a few hours to take the expensive jacket back and listened to the
recording to discover, along with the religious speeches, there was something else recorded, a
conversation which took place after the rapper and the other mosque goers went out and only a
few remained. The conversation referred to something, code named the “ Big Bang Theory “
which was going to happen again. For a Muslim to believe in the scientific Big Bang Theory
which claimed the Universe was created naturally one way or another and not by God was
considered a great heresy combined with subversion of the Islamic states. The whisperers
continued thereafter claiming the Big Bang was going to happen thanks to “ Allah and the
corrupt illegal Mexican workers ” . The rapper remembered the word “ Mexicans “ was
predominant in many conversations. Initially, the rapper thought the Muslims hated the lazy
Mexicans who were also stealing all of their drug business. After all, the Americans, the Arabs :
all of them hated the Mexicans. However, in the conversation, a reference was made to the
Mexicans as being motherfuckers and cocksuckers but were doing an excellent job for the cause.
The Afghan rapper started to think how come the Mexicans were involved in a secret
conversation amongst Muslims. This sounded very unusual to the person who grew up in the
Muslim word and continued to go to Mosques in the US as this was part of the rappers image.
The rapper was not a religious person but used Islam in a similar way Mohamed Ali did : to
explain the refusal to enroll in the Afghan and Taliban militaries and, mainly, for popularity.
The Afghan started to study the Mexicans in the US. There were two types of Mexicans : legal
and illegal with the illegal being predominant and most vulnerable. The illegals would do most
anything for money and then would go back to Mexico where they could really purchase
something with the money they had made as opposed to the US where they couldn’t.
The rapper realized the illegal Mexicans were involved most anywhere in the Southern as well as
Northern states industry, mainly in agriculture and construction. Ever since the Hoover
Construction and the Lake Mead, illegal Mexicans were involved in construction of bridges,
roads, skyscrapers and buildings of any sort. This was rather strange because the big companies
in the US did not pay to Mexicans who did not have any legal status. However, as the Afghan
rapper realized, the big companies were subcontracting lots of, better said, all of the construction
jobs to private contractors, who were composed of, mainly, better said only, illegal Mexicans.
Thus, the rapper deduced the illegal Mexicans could have been used by the Taliban and Al
Qaeda for their purposes having been heavily paid.
What purposes : the rapper had heard in Afghanistan people would have talked on a secret
weapon by the Taliban. A bomb with a remote control or a long clock, powered by a battery or,
in come cases, solar power which could be placed elsewhere and had sufficient battery power to
do nothing for years, then explode. This was known throughout the military specialists as a “
sleeping bomb.
Sleeping bombs were terrifying the US during the cold war. Sleeping bombs were first suspected
to have been positioned in many places around Berlin by the Nazis and, mainly the SS, during
the WWII. With the technology advancing, the modern sleeping bombs were devices packing a
huge amount of C4 or other explosives and a powerful, long enough lasting batteries or,
wherever possible, the battery was maintained by solar or wind power. Thus, when strategically
put in buildings’ holding columns, bridges’ holding columns, nuclear power plants or, hell, even
on Pennsylvania Avenue, these could be made explode at any moment just a telephone call from
Afghanistan away.
While some, mainly careerists of the CIA, had thought the Soviets were placing them most
anywhere in the US, no one thought the Taliban and Al Qaeda could have done so. This was
because, during the cold war, the Americans were fed with paranoia and a lot of Americans were
suspected to work for KGB and these were able to position a sleeping bomb. There was no way
the Arabs could place a sleeping bomb. Not until the rapper combined the Big Bang and the
Mexican talks with the illegal Mexicans working in many constructions.
One of the way the rapper thought of a sleeping bomb being possible to be positioned by an
illegal Mexican is when an imposter would give a sealed container to the Mexican explaining the
imposter worked for the competitor of the company which the Mexican was contracted for and
wanted to find out whether the competitor creates seismic danger with putting not enough lousy
quality concrete, for example, thus the sleeping bomb could look to the Mexican as part of an
inter competitor’s conflict spying instrumentation for which the illegal Mexican couldn’t give
even a fart.
Thus, the unsuspecting, illegal Mexicans were suspected to have been employed by Al Qaeda
and the Taliban to position sleeping bombs unknowingly but extremely willingly as the pay was
supposed to have been enormous in the eyes of them poor but honest Mexicans who would rather
work illegally in the US much to the happiness of their illegal employers rather than to work for
the cartels.
Hence the Big Bang : millions of bombs positioned everywhere in the US which could be
triggered upon a certain code is transmitted to the sleeping bombs to light up the whole US like a
Christmas tree.
The rapper pictured the havoc this event would create : cars flying in the sky after road
explosions, bridges falling quickly, airports destroyed, even the presidential limousine becoming
Air Force 1. Even invoking a California earthquake was possible.
As there had been enough circumstantial evidence of the Big Bang coming soon and as many top
Arabs from the Mosque where the rapper had been going were leaving the US, the rapper
suspected the Big Bang was coming soon not only in the theatres near you but for real. The
rapper shared these thoughts with the bang who, at the beginning were reluctant to believe, then
thought the rapper was doing a CIA trick ( for which reason they fully frisked the rapper and
checked for any electromagnetic emittance ) but, after many meetings, even on the beach,
swimming in water, the band started to take the things a bit more seriously. The rapper even
showed pictures of respected Arabs from various Mosques leaving the US at the airports.
Consequently the band got convinced in the Big Bang Theory and the nearness of the event.
Thus, the band engineered a plan : to hijack an airplane with 300 Americans and, coincidently,
one Italian and deliver the strong bargaining position to the Taliban in order to prevent or delay
the Big Bang and to give a while to the US to find the sleeping bombs in case possible at all or to
provide enough period until the batteries run out. One of the way for the US to find the bombs is
to pay money to the Mexicans who put them or to break a deal with the drug over lords to find
information on these as the US would turn their heads to the drug deliveries as well as to point to
the cartels they will also lose a lot of money in case of a havoc in the US big cities.
The band was to deliver the hostages to the Taliban and ask for these to be put in a camp or
camps with excellent conditions with, even, a free healthcare in exchange for the favour. In case
of any Jews amongst them these would be asked to hide their Jewish origin and religion. There
was no any Israeli citizen amongst the hostages. In case of any, the band was prepared to tell the
Israeli to claim a Palestinian or mixed origin.
In the created circumstances, even, a prized sex object was to be delivered to the thirsty Talibans.
The plan was for all to be safe. Most likely, the Taliban was to exchange the hostages for a huge
amount of cash and some control over their territories. Bargaining on additional territories to be
gained by the Taliban could be possible too.
The president was not convinced in these points. The band member asked the president to meet
the rapper secretly ( so the other Arabs do not suspect the rapper in treason ). The band also
pointed out all of them, except one, were Americans with one of them from a republican
stronghold in Texas. The exception and the exceptional one was of West German origin from a
place which was also a right wing stronghold.
True, the band had been talking and singing a lot but never done anything bad nor illegal.
Parking and speeding tickets were exempt from the criminal code. The band had created a strong
and, somewhat controversial image but this was what show business was. And so did John
Lennon.
The singer also said, the band was to lose the most because of this ordeal as they could not
perform and make money anymore nor to sell CD’s in the so called Democratic World, which
meant Rich World but people seemed to mix up money with Democracy. The bank accounts of
the band would be frozen, though all of them had cashed their accounts and gave their money to
their families under the false pretext they needed the money to invest in the base guitar player’s
new automotive venture.
The band members would never be allowed to return to the US again and would not be able to go
to any other country than the Taliban controlled territories. Fake ID’s in another strong Muslim
country was their best option which could or could not happen in a long while.
The singer pointed strongly the volatility of the rock business and how they would be soon
forgotten.
In case Taliban was to lose positions in the future, the band was going to get more screwed than
the Taliban themselves.
Because the President was not ever supposed to reveal their real intentions, the band would never
get no any James Bond status, nor the Triumphal Arch, nor even Trump Tower and would
certainly not be given the Congressional Medal of Honour.
The band were “ prisoners of their own device “ from now on.
The band had also decided to hijack the airplane before the US Presidential Election because the
band had thought this was most likely the date of the Big Bang with so many appearances in the
open as well as they had thought this period was the most likely period when they could have the
President on the secured channel because the default was for the President not to speak to any
hijacker nor terrorist.
The singer kind of finished the biggest part of the conversation. Of course, the President was still
unconvinced but the President realized what the singer had said made a perfect sense.
Yet, the President commented there had not been any strong evidence and all was circumstantial
and insufficient for such a big deal. The President also said, although their goal was noble, these
certainly were not the means.
The President also expressed a disbelief in the whole story but would order an investigation
anyway as well as would concentrate on the evidence ( the recording ) provided by the rapper.
The President asked whether the band had any other proof and the answer was no. The Singer
also pointed out there was no way neither to prove nor to disprove anything, the same as with
other terrorist activities. They had to rely on circumstantial. The band just took and educated
guess and decided to inconvenience 300 Americans in order to save 300000 or 3000000. Simple
arithmetics which neither Hollywood nor the US government seemed know.
The President asked why the rock band did not seek cooperation by the US services to which the
singer revealed they had no one to trust nor to expect to find them serious in what they would
say. Also, in case of a spread of information, the Taliban may have decided to detonate. This is
why the band insisted on speaking to the President only and only via a secure and non listened to
channel.
Then the President decided to offer the band a deal in case they were to turn the plane and land a
US controlled airport in Afghanistan. The answer was also no.
The President said their actions had been considered a criminal act and then reconsidered to be a
terrorist act against the US and the CIA, FBI, the police and the military were to react and
investigate. Thus, the President bluffed, the US were to consider any action possible to prevent
the airplane from flying into Taliban controlled territories.
The singer calmly replied their actions were justified and, although they did not want anyone to
get hurt, they would proceed with the plan and would deliver the hostages or, what remained of
them, to the Taliban in order to save millions of US citizens.
The singer also said, the airplane, even in perfect state, would be immensely difficult to land in
the Taliban controlled territories, so any harm to the airplane could and would create a strong,
potential danger to the hostages.
The President asked, in a standard way, whether the band had any demands, anything the
President can do to make them reverse their decision. The President outlined a decision to
guarantee their safety and, even, to provide them with immunity against prosecution in case they
were to transfer control of the airplane to the original crew and to allow landing in a US
controlled territory.
The singer replied they had not committed neither a criminal nor a terrorist act and would
continue as planned.
The President tried to obtain as much information as possible and asked where and when they
were planning to land in order to guarantee their security as well as to have the military to guide
them and assist them in landing.
The singer detected the trick and replied they had not had any specific place and would find such
to perform improvised landing as they went.
The President pointed this was too risky as these airplanes were made out of chees, i. e.
extremely fragile.
The singer asked the President to order the US military to stop damaging the plane in this sense
and confirmed they would attempt a safe landing as possible.
The President did not confirm nor deny the demand and, instead, switched the topic to giving a
permission to the band to contact the President whenever they wished. The President replied this
was the first occasion in the US history for a President to give this permission as the US was
adamant to never talk to terrorists and hijackers as well as to block the media because the US did
not want to encourage such cases with the solemn reason of publicity or communications, but,
instead, to prevent such publicity or communications from happening thus to discourage such
actions.
The singer thanked the President for this permission and asked also for a permission to suspend
the communication, to which the president replied : “ OK. May God Bless You and Help You
Find the Right Way! Safe Landing! “.
After the transmission was discontinued, the singer walked out of the cockpit to inform the other
two band members personally the communication went as expected and no any information of
the landing was revealed. The singer spent longer with the drummer who had consistently been
keeping the marshal as well as the pilots in contempt.
Then the singer went back into the cockpit to address the non informed audience with the
message they had been repeating during the whole ordeal : “ No one would be hurt unless
anyone attempted anything against them or their orders. “
The travelers were rather quiet and cooperative as none of them knew where they were and what
was going on. They thought the hijacking was for money and to make a political statement and
they would be soon released one way or another. The only thing they were afraid was the Old
West stupidity of the US who would rather shine them muscles to send some Navy Seal teams
who would jeopardize themselves and the others because the US plays anti encouraging rules
and wouldn’t want to pay to free them. They hoped, however, private money raisers would be
held and privateers would pay for their release unless the US and foreign authorities block them
which was usual. Still, they would be free as opposed to risk when reacting.
Also, most of the travelers had been fans of the band to whom they looked at with a great deal of
trust and respect and as to intellectuals and were going to take a while to change this. Of course,
this psychological event was also what the band had expected.
After all, none of the travelers had been hurt except the porn star who was promised to be well
compensated by the band.
The marshal also did not know what was going on and also suspected a political statement and
ransom as the main goals and remained handcuffed and calm after the skirmish with the
drummer and the wounds treatment by the stewardess.
The flight monitor had been switched off immediately after the band hijacked the airplane and
none of the travelers knew where they were.
After a few calming sentences, the drummer continued to watch the fuselage and the guitar
player : the first class.
The camp fire with the singer and the drummer as well as the singer and the guitar player had
another reason which was now the biggest issue before the band : where and how to safely land
the airplane.
None of the band’s action was synchronized with the Taliban. The Taliban did not know of what
was going on nor did they know on what gift was flying to them. The US did not know either the
actions of the band were not synchronized with the Taliban and suspected they could be.
Had the President asked, either no answer would have been provided or the answer could have
been yes while, in reality was no.
The band preferred and relied heavily on US to think the Taliban was waiting for them at a
specific undisclosed location which the singer had not wanted to say to the President. The band
were not afraid of the landing as much as what was to happen before, during and after : what was
the reaction of the US going to be and would they be discovered by the Taliban first or a bunch
of Navy Seal Rambo style cowmen was to arrive to screw up the hostages’ safety.
Thus, the landing place had to be chosen to be in Taliban territories where the Taliban would
notice the landing and arrive first but not so obvious and endangering the Taliban so they open
fire at the airplane. The band also relied on the Taliban who would consider the airplane to be a
God sent American commercial airplane crash landing on their territories due to a mechanical
problem. However, the sign of a major US airline on the airplane could make the Taliban think
this was a new trick of the US military to catch them unprepared deeply in their territories.
So, the airplane was to land amidst possible US Navy Seals and Talibans with RPG’s and
AK47’s. Not the easiest landing option.
Hopefully, the reaction of the Taliban was to send their partisans to get as many American
hostages as possible from the crashed airplane and would not suspect a hidden US attack masked
in a commercial jet.
Thus, whatever landing they would do, this should look like a crash landing from miles away.
The band considered to light up the airplane as smoke and fire after landing would look as crash
landing to the Taliban.
The language barrier between the Taliban and the band was also considered hence they collected
all US passports ( and one Italian ) from the travelers to show the Taliban after landing.
The problem with the plan was the Taliban was not very mobile and the US Apaches and drones
could arrive first at the landing place.
The US military was not believed to open fire against their own civilians and, as long as the band
can keep all passengers at one place, hopefully in the woods, everything was to go OK. How
could 4 people keep 300 people, though. Quite a challenge. The band expected a few of them to
go astray just to be found by the Taliban thereafter.
The US had jammed the GPS location of the airplane and the band members had to rely on maps
and old fashion triangulation. The band had chosen a place close to what was considered to be a
major Taliban stronghold city, away from but near. There was a not so big lawn and not as steep
hill after the lawn amongst the mountains. The problem was there were a lot of hills around
which there were Taliban RPG and machine gun armed vantage points.
A good surprise to the band was the availability of other countries’ satellites, reachable from the
airplane, which provided a standard GPS service.
The band had chosen the place because of another feature. The non steep hill after the lawn was
looking towards south and was grass covered without any trees nor boulders on the sandy soil
over what was suspected to be a granite rock. They had seen this on the maps as well as on the
satellite pictures of many Internet companies such as Google maps.
The landing plan was to approach the lawn with landing gear and enough engine power to land
the back wheels of the airplanes while the engines provide drag to the wings and ailerons. With
this airplane they needed a 30 degrees during landing. The hill was going from 0 to 45 degrees.
Thus, they need the airplane to be at 75 degrees when they reach the hill. Then, on the hill, they
will be able to land the front wheel. Then the pilots were to switch the engines on reverse and
apply the brakes as well as use the gravity of the slope to stop the airplane on the hill, hopefully
before the summit and before falling over.
The brakes may create a drag which may rotate the airplane but the band have decided they can
push and release the brakes consecutively and steer the front wheel in a way to prevent sliding.
The hill was also wide enough so they can run the slope. The band also considered using the
reverse thrusters independently giving more thrust to one side than the other in order to line the
airplane.
The rocket engines of the airplane have a great transient delay, thus to reach full power on
reverse can be a minute. However, the delay in releasing power was not much. They may be able
to use reverse thrust when power is reached but they cannot rely on the reverse thrust at the
beginning : only brakes and gravity.
Another problem was the steep 75 degrees angle at which they had to land the back wheels. Most
airplanes may hit the ground with the tail. This was not supposed to be the case with this airplane
yet the band was to move all travelers to the front side. They did not have enough seats but they
would make the travelers lay on the floor of the fuselage.
They have been practicing high angle landing with their private jet but their jet was much lighter
and more maneuverable with much faster engines. They calculated they would be able to do so
with the airliner yet they needed higher accuracy.
To protect themselves and the rest, they were to discharge all of the airplane fuel before landing.
They needed to have some amount to run the engines during landing. The problem was the
airplane instrumentation was not so accurate to give them a true response at low levels. They
realized to dump the fuel is more important and they would try to have some in the after tanks
only. After tanks were a couple of additional tanks which would have enough gas to land the
airplane. They were introduced in the airplanes in order to give a possibility to the pilots to fully
dump the gasoline in the air before crash landing. For some very strange reason, none of the
pilots wanted to rely on them and never dumped the fuel before many occasions where the
airplane had to crash land. The pilots were unsure in their landing and were more afraid of an
airplane stall than on explosion at landing. NTSB wrongly trained the pilots against this option
which is the best option in crash landing but, similar to the pilots, NTSB was also more afraid of
an airplane stall. Many crash landings went wrong because of this NTSB incompetence.
Engine stall is for pilots what the devil is for the church. They are afraid of their airplanes falling
like clothes’ irons off of the sky due to lack of speed hence they wanted to have as much of
engine thrust available as possible.
The main people responsible for engine stall are the aircraft designers. They, in the similar
comparison, look at the jet engines the same way as the Christian church looks at Jesus Christ.
The designers do not want to consider the airplane also has wing, as the church does not consider
others than Jesus very seriously. The wings are wrongly referred to by all aircraft designers as “
old school “.
In order to decrease the air resistance ( thus to save money on gasoline and on expensive strong
materials for wings which can withstand huge air resistance forces ) and armed by modern
powerful jet engines, the aircraft designers decided to decrease the size of the wings and, instead
of using them as the most important airplane flying parts, they decided to use them as jet engine
helpers only. Thus, the airplane, in their thoughts, was just like a rocket : no wings and whatever
there was for wings was just to help the jet engines rather than to fly the airplane.
Thus, the designers risk millions of people every year and put them only on the reliability of the
most unreliable part of the airplane : the jet engine.
The misunderstanding of the designers came from two factors : first : the simplicity of the jet
engines; second : the availability of many of them independent of each other. These two were
combined with the availability of storage of huge amounts of gasoline as the ability of the
airplane to lift was increased by the enormous power of the modern jet engines.
None of them gave a landing shit on the protection of the passengers at landing or gliding after
all of the fuel was dumped.
In engineering theory, simple means more reliable, usually. Also, “ many “ is more reliable then
“ few “. As a gross generalization, the airplane designers may look like people who make sense.
Except one thing : jet engines are engines with external combustion much to the dismay of their
designers who may claim otherwise. In order for the engines to provide thrust to a multi metric
ton airplane, they need to burn one hell of gasoline at huge rates and huge temperatures. Jet
engines are the most inefficient engines there are. At these rates and temperatures, even Jesus
Christ cannot help the engines and neither can their compressors. The jet engine compressors are
used for two purposes : their main purpose is to provide a huge amount of oxygen for the
gasoline external burning, a. k. a. external “ combustion “ or exbustion. The second purpose is to
blow air from front to end thus cooling the engine before melting. As a consequence of these
principles, the jet engine is the most unreliable and volatile means of flying. Not only birds, but
even huge flocks of bees can clog and melt the engine. And yet NTSB allows these flying bombs
on the airplanes.
The “ wing as a non flying part “ concept came from the expected source : military aviation.
Generally, the airplane designers look at the military designers and think everything which flies
can be eaten, in this case, copied. So they don’t do much but copy and paste, voila a commercial
airliner. None of the NTSB realizes, of course, the military pilots have parachutes and even
ejection seats.
Most military and, also commercial pilots who are afraid and not brave, however, have fought
these flows in modern airplane design in any way possible. Of course, impossible for them was
to open their mouths and call NTSB a bunch of fuckin’ idiots as most normal people would
because NTSB would claim they have mental problems and would suspend their licenses, or, as
pilots say, would ground them.
Thus, the best pilot is the chicken pilot!
The pilots have been using a few common sense techniques to glide without stalling with almost
no wings. One of these is to use gravity for drag. In case they have the luxury of high altitude
flying, they would plunge down to get more speed thus more drag for their wings or whatever
they have instead. Then they would use the old school wing and tail ailerons, which they
incorrectly call flaps, to control the airplane and straighten up the airplane after they have gotten
the necessary speed. Then, when the speed decrease, the would plunge again and then straighten
up again thus converting the gravity and the vertical space into a horizontal one, gliding from a
horizontal point A ( or the airplane projection on the ground at the beginning of gliding ) to a
horizontal point B ( or the landing place ).
Another trick they use is diagonal sliding. They do not fly the airplane straight but, instead, fly
diagonally thus using the whole airplane as a giant wing and attacking the air in such a way as to
provide more lift than when the airplane is positioned straight. When the airplane is straight, the
fuselage is supposed to piers through the air with a minimal air resistance. When the fuselage is
perpendicular to the direction of flying the fuselage gets the maximal air resistance and the wings
get some but not as much. When the airplane is diagonal to the direction of flying, a maximal lift
is achieved for the whole system : the fuselage does not get the maximal lift and neither do the
wings but, added one to another, the system of fuselage and wings gets the maximal lift.
Not exactly. The fuselage shields the wing which is behind the fuselage when flying diagonally.
Good thing, however, is the airplane flies in 3D as opposed to cars which drive in 2D except
when they drag race in them Southern States. Thus, the pilots can lift the front wing and the
fuselage thus exposing the other wing to more air resistance.
They slide the airplane just like a car fish tails and understeers on the sharp turns with a lot of
speed.
Another technique, coming from this, yet much more simple is spiral landing. This basically
employs the same principle of diagonal landing but cannot go far horizontally. Yet the spiral can
be moved to some extend and is perfect for gliding from point A to point B as far as the distance
between A and B is not very high.
Unbelievable is the NTSB not only doesn’t teach and require these techniques but keeps them
behind an iron curtain of information darkness and strongly prohibits them. This is because
NTSB believes the pilots are a bunch of monkeys who would not understand these techniques
and these techniques, when performed without the necessary basic understanding, may create a
greater possibility for mistake.
For the same reason NTSB blocks any other common sense elementary safety techniques as
dumping fuel and providing airplanes with parachutes. They think the pilots will dump fuel and
people randomly to enjoy a flying Elvises show from the cockpit.
To believe or not, they have a point. Their point is to make flying easier than a child Lego task.
This is because the US allows privateering in the air business to the same extend as they allow
used car dealerships, even higher. The US think, as usually, piloting is an Harvard’s MBA
business object. The US think to fly an airplane is the same as to go hunting for birds in the
1800’s Britain. As a consequence of these tons of lousy US carriers appeared as mushrooms
from the sky after, in this case, a sunny weather. Hence a new animal was created by the US
irresponsibility and lack of basic understanding of economy and mainly, lack of understanding of
two basic points in objective thinking : the US could not find differences and the US could not
assess quantities. These two come from the inability of the US to understand one basic thing :
Quantity defines Quality and there is no other way to make a new Quality than doing Quantity.
In other words, everything which is a new Quality is NOT a new quality per se but LOOKS
LIKE a new Quality because of accumulation of OLD QUALITY.
Anyway, the newly created by the US animal is called : “ A Flying Cowman “. Tons of idiots
who flew kites in them bushes of Alaska became pilots because the US mushrooming carriers
needed all kind of garbage, genetic or not, to put in the cockpit. This is why Adolf and the
Japanese fucked the US so badly at the beginning of the WWII so the US still bleeds 70 years
after : the Germans and the Japanese flew professionals ONLY. US gave flying fortresses and
fighter bitches to crop dusters.
Of course, there is something to be said on superior designers Germany and Japan had, probably
because of the same reason. Thus Japanese Zeroes were not more advanced from a point of
looking at an airplane like a tank but much faster and more maneuverable, which are the most
important features of the airplanes. The German Messers, on the other hand, were beating the US
with their own choices : the Messers were just as heavy tanks as the US P41’s and P51’s, yet
they were much faster and maneuverable and, even, more protective to the pilot than their US
counterparts.
Pretty much the same applied to them Brits, except one strange British mistake which won them
the British skies : probably by mistake, them Brits designed something very good : The Spitfire.
The Spitfire was a very old school design for the period, the same as the Japanese Zero. Because
the Spitfire was an old school design and not the new useless American Art Deco flying
sculptures, the Spitfire was so fast and maneuverable, so them Germans from the Luftwaffe
though they sat still in the cockpits, drinking Schnapps, while them Brits fly around them faster
than free electrons and photons.
Anyway, back to the US : the point is simple : THE US PILOTS ARE INCOMPETENT AND
INCAPABLE OF FLYING AND HOURS DO NOT BRING COMPETENCE. Quantity makes
Quality but Quantity of What makes Quality of What. In this case, the quantity of flying hours
makes the quality of incompetence and inability even stronger. Again : NTSB cannot assess
differences and cannot measure amounts : just the same as the whole US.
So, because of the pilots’ incompetence, instead of creating one centralized and strong pilot
educational structure, say, Academy of Flying, NTSB and the US rely on hours of flying on an
eagles back in the prairies and Alaska, or, otherwise said, how many pussies has a given pilot
fucked to make the necessary amount of pussie to be allowed to fuck in a commercial airliner.
The more the pussies the greater the chance to get a commercial license.
Instead of asking for hours, get them yo yo’s off the sky and try to teach them as flying is so
easy, a 7 year old child can fly better after a few hours of teaching than the most experienced
pilot of the US Commercial Air Force.
Not this is the case with the highly educated and trained military pilots which are totally the
opposite of their commercial counteridiots. However, unlike some other countries where every
military pilot dreams to get rid of the fuckin’ army and navy and become a commercial pilot not
only to fuck them stewardesses but for money, the US charges their citizens one hell of a tax to
pay the military pilots to stay in the military even, the US pussies are so damn stupid they would
rather fuck any military pilot than a commercial. Thus, as a preposterous irony, the US have
good pilots who sleep in useless military airbases and allows the tank drivers fly commercial
airplanes with millions of people a year.
Another global problem of the US is they do not understand another basic principle “ Experience
do not do education”. Thus, they base their whole economy and flying on experience, NOT on
education. Hence the product. Unlike country or any other music, flying as well as most any
other field of expertise needs education, not experience. Simple education on simple things, yet
education, or, said another way : knowledge and information transfer. One can fly for 30 years
and not know elementary things which can be explained in seconds. Of course, music is probably
the only field where experience is more important. Although not only. One needs education to
know HOW to play and experience to be ABLE to play. This is because music is based on tact,
on tempo and a musician has to be able to pinpoint the right micro second to play a given tone
with a fantastic accuracy. No any other field is tact dependent nor as speed dependent as music.
Without HOW one can sill play but NOT as good and to a very much lower level only. With
HOW one will know to play but knowledge is not the only thing in music, ABILITY is too.
HOW does not play. ABILITY without HOW plays just as much. HOW AND ABILITY play
well. Thus, musicians need knowledge ( education ) and experience.
The band had decided to use an engine less dependent approach to landing. They would use a U
style landing. They would sharply descend to build air speed, then just before landing the would
lift the airplane at more than 75 degrees. This lifting would provide a huge air resistance which
will even more slow down the airplane, then, they would slightly touch down the back wheels
paying attention not to decrease the angle as much for which reason, they need accuracy of
landing, speed, good aileron control and, of course, any engine thrust would be helpful and they
would gladly and glidingly take. Once the airplane reaches the hill of 45 degrees, the airplane
would be positioned at 30 degrees to the hill and would slowly touch ground with all wheels to
start braking with the help of the brakes, engines, ground resistance and, of course, gravity the
most.
An additional problem was created by the US military hitting one of the airplane’s engines. This
was something they had not planned for. They were discussing a probability to abandon their
plan and to land on a flat surface, such as a field around a Taliban controlled village. The
problem with this was they did not know how many Talibans would come and how well armed
they would be. This is why they needed the mountains where a huge amount of Taliban fighters
have been amassed although spread in camps and caves, as each camp or cave had enough
Talibans to defend themselves. Also, landing on the field would expose them to the US Apaches
or other cowmen and Indians and then their whole plan could go in smokes ( literally ) as the US
Army could decide to fire against the hostages.
For the first occurrence in war and terrorism, a group of people had to fight against the two sides
in the conflict, one being their own government, army, navy and seals whom they were fighting
for. Try to explain this to them, though.
Water was going to be another problem as the lawn before the hill could become soggy yet
Afghanistan rarely saw water and now was not an exception.
Simpler than looked like, the landing was not much of a problem as compared to the US military
and the Taliban, uncertain who of them was worse.
The military commandment in Washington suggested to use Navy Seals to land near the place
where the airplane could land and to try to retake the hostages on the ground. Some of the
hostages were expected to run and the Seals would secure them and would attack for the rest.
However, there was too much risk involved. In addition to the band members, the US expected a
large amount of Taliban to approach the landing place and they did not know who was to be
there first. The US was afraid not so much of the band to start to harm people but of Taliban who
could decide to spray all, hostages and Seals, with bullets in case of a problem.
There was some insistence from CIA for a military reaction because they did not want to give the
Taliban this hugely publicized, bargaining position.
The government hoped they would use the hostages for an exchange with the Taliban prisoners
in Guantanamo. This, however, did not work for the CIA who did not want to lose their newly
acquired hostages whom they were unable to get any information from.
The President was reluctant to jeopardize so many civilians just for a few prisoners in
Guantanamo whom no one was certain of whether they had any knowledge anyway.
Thus, a decision was made to send as many Seals as possible to a safe location, far away from
the Taliban controlled territories, who should not be detected by the Taliban nor by the hijackers.
These were to monitor the area for Taliban fighters as well as the activity of the hijackers and
then to decide how to react. The Seals were to stay near their Apaches and to wait for an order
prepared to advance or leave the area immediately.
The hijackers saw the hill and the valley and made a few circles to evaluate the area. The US
satellites detected this and the US suspected this would be their landing place but were unsure as
they thought there was not any place to land the airplane there, thus they did not give an order to
the Seals.
The hijackers found the place to be as per their expectation with a few fallen trees around as their
only obstacles yet the landing looked doable. The trees were supposed to be old and brittle and
not so big anyway to impede the landing. The trees were also far away from their main landing
path as there had not been any forest near the lawn.
They had to fly over one of the trees which was near the beginning of the lawn away from the
hill and land thereafter.
They had a landing back up plan : to land in the sandy deserts which were away from the Taliban
but this was not the only problem. They were afraid the wheels would jam into the sand crashing
the airplane. A better back up scenario was to slide the airplane on the sand, which, in a long flat
place of the desert was the easiest landing, yet they preferred to take a shot at the hill and rely on
the Taliban as well as on normal landing.
Normal landing could attract the Taliban also because they would want to look for money and
jewelry as well as they could be interested in taking the undamaged airplane to sell as a whole or
in undamaged parts to get even more money.
Landing on the hill had another advantage : The US thought and were almost certain they would
land on the desert and they even put a few platoons around. No one could expect a few guitar
punks to land on a place where not even the best military or civilian pilot can land.
Thus the US were confused when they saw the airplane circle around what the US thought to be
an impossible to land place.
The airplane not only observed the landing place but also scanned the area for Navy Seals and
Talibans. None of them were found on the place and around except some, although not near.
There were quite a few Taliban posts and vantage points around. Taliban would put one or two
people to man a hill with RPG’s and machine guns with main objective to hunt Apaches and
drones. Drones would usually prefer to fly low to monitor the woods from aside. Apaches would
attempt to land to disperse US soldiers. Thus, the vantage points would react against those. The
US refrained from flying manned Apaches in the Taliban area but the drones were quite a usual
experience and the Taliban referred to them as flies or nasty flies. Shooting drones became a
usual hunting experience in the area. However, in this game, the hunters were also the hunted,
under threat as the US weaponized the drones with a few rockets, incendiaries, bombs and,
mainly, 50 caliber machine guns. Thus, the Taliban used a tactics of shoot and run : they would
hide under a hill and, when they spot a drone, they would shoot an RPG or a second or two of
machine gun fire and then they would run away under the hill or in the woods as the drone was
going to retaliate but needed a while to acquire the target.
The good news is Taliban would prefer not as big hills and not as wide to perform the shoot and
hide action. Thus, the landing hill was not manned by the Taliban. This was proven to the band
after a careful, low flight circle observation.
The hill was also not tall enough to provide a strategic vantage point to the Taliban. The granite
rock made the hill impossible to break by normal means.
The Taliban also mastered a new old way of trench fire against the drones. In WWI, people used
mirror systems to position their weapons above the trenches with the soldiers sitting below,
aiming using the mirror system and shooting with a remote pulley based trigger system. In the
modern world, the Taliban took this a step ahead. They made a remote controlled RPG and
machine guns. They would put a simple camera in front of the machine gun or RPG optics and
would display the camera image on a simple pad. They would also put a rolling wheel or a spring
activated trigger which they would control from the pad or laptop as well. The spring trigger was
preferable by most because of the immediate action. A spring trigger consisted of a constant
magnet and a spring. These are put at the trigger of the machine gun. When the remote trigger
did not engage, the spring was depressed and kept depressed by the constant magnet. When a
given button on the pad was pressed, current flew through the constant magnet to magnetize the
magnet in the opposite of the natural magnetization direction, i. e. to demagnetize the magnet.
When demagnetized, the spring force overpowered the holding constant magnet force and a
piston flew out. This piston hit the real machine gun trigger. Once done, the machine gun cannot
be stopped until the ammunitions were over of a man undoes the trigger. The Taliban preferred
this because the man can hide or run away with the machine gun still shooting. The machine gun
position was also remote adjustable either by electric motors controlled by the pad or by a low
tech, yet pretty good, pulley systems. An additional “ natural “ feature of the gun was when the
gun position control was released, the gun would move from the reaction force of the cartridge
explosion and spray bullets at random all over a huge place without any control. Thus, even in
case of the Taliban not able to control the gun, the gun would continue spraying bullets with a
fantastic speed in a huge range. The drone controllers tried to avoid the business end of the
machine gun, even, special software was written for so by the manufacturer but the machine gun
would move so quickly no reaction from the drone was possible except to automatically fire a
rocket towards the machine gun but this would take a while. Another way was for the drone to
fire machine guns towards the heat signature of the gun. Still, most of the hits would not stop the
gun but would rotate the gun randomly as well.
Drones had been trying to shoot these vantage points for years, on occasion successful, until the
Taliban re man and rearm the shot locations with the drone returning to check and then the
Taliban would fight against the drone again, successfully or not.
Many drones have been destroyed by the Taliban resulting in billions of dollars lost to the US
which was better than losing men for the US. The drone manufacturers made zillions of dollars
out of a simple model airplane which cost a hundred dollars to make.
A few Taliban observation points saw the airplane and pointed their guns and RPG’s towards.
They had never seen anything so huge. They contacted the control center.
The Taliban seniors had been given the information the huge airliner born commercial signs.
Yet, the command center was afraid the US could have loaded the jet with tons of explosives to
detonate at a Taliban location. The amount of explosives possible to be carried by such a huge
airliner could blow a few mountains. Yet, the Taliban commandment did not overrule a
commercial crash landing possibility, an early Christmas gift of many American hostages for the
Taliban and issued an order to all vantage points to fire at the airplane in case the airplane was to
cross a given perimeter around the nearest important to the Taliban place only.
Once the area was found clear by the circling airplane, the cockpit crew issued a statement to the
travelers and lit up the “ Fasten Seat Belt “ sign as well as asked all to brace for impact,
informing of crash landing and asked all women to cover their heads and imitate Muslim clothes
as much as they can as this was in their interest. The crew informed them they are near a Muslim
territory and to look like a Muslim could save all travelers as the Muslim would not fire against
Muslims.
This was the first moment the travelers were told where they were, or, better said, over which
part of the world they were although some of them had suspected so because of the length of the
flight and prayed not to land in Afghanistan. Now, everything looked like Afghanistan was the
most likely place of landing, yet some hoped Iraq or Iran were also possible and prayed to land
there.
The fuselage inhabitants were also asked to take their shoes off and tie them in a near position
not to fly away nor to hit people and to be near their owner to wear them after the landing.
A steep descent then started with engines to low, much to the dismay of the White House and the
Pentagon. The President asked all to pray for the airplanes’ souls.
The people started to shout hysterically in the fuselage. So did the band members.
As the airplane was approaching the valley, the steep angle of descent decreased and, eventually
the airplane levelled just to continue to lift up and to angle. The people seemed to be more secure
and not as loud. Then the pilot pulled the ailerons and the flight engineer pulled the engines to
maximum in order to lift the airplane at 75 degrees. The landing gear was going down. The
engines were pulled earlier to reach speed when they needed. The speed of the angled airplane
continued to be high and this was of concern to the crew. Looked like the airplane would smash
onto the hill at huge speed. The back wheels just barely touched the grass and slowly started to
roll. They did not hit the lawn as hard as to smash the front wheel down and the front wheel
continued to fly high. This was thanks to the unbelievable control in synch of the singer, running
the wing and tail ailerons and base player running the engines as per the need to keep the
airplane at 75 degrees regardless of obstacles. The speed decreased to around 300 kilometers per
hour which was considered the lowest speed of flying yet calculated with a huge error and
depending on the type of the airplane. Thus, the real speed varied from 200 to 400 kilometers per
hour and thus the crew did not care to look after something with such a huge tolerance, so no real
information was provided. Instead, they flew by senses.
The crew knew the sensitivity of speed was not so high and once they reached 200 kilometers
per hour the flight engineer hit the thrust reversers. The engine speed was very important as this
was the secondary yet helpful means to control the angle of the airplane. This means of control
was impeded by the damaged engine by the US military as the engine was neither able to reach
full speed ahead nor full thrust reverse. Too many parameters to control and too accurately.
Because of the hit engine, the airplane started to move to the side with the captain trying to level
the airplane with ailerons and the flight engineer trying to do the same with less power to the
good engine side at the expense of overall power. Yet, power was needed and the crew preferred
to tilt the airplane to a side. As the airplane moved to the side, the back wheels were going
straight to the fallen tree. The captain lifted the landing gear up and issued a command to start
the engines to full power away from thrust reversing. This levelled the airplane at the expense of
higher angle and speed. Yet, the retracting back wheels hit the tree to decrease the angle to less
than 75 degrees but approximately there.
Once the tree was flown over with a slight hit, the captain pushed the landing gear down and
ordered thrust reversing working hard on the ailerons. This moved the airplane to the center a
tiny amount and started to dangerously decrease the angle.
Now, the airplane flew towards the hill and slightly to the side with slowly protracting wheels.
The captain ordered the engines off as the speed was low and the aileron control was difficult.
The airplane continued to fly towards the hill with back wheels barely touching ground. This is
how the airplane started to climb the hill, slightly to the side with landing gear not fully down.
Once on the hill, the back wheels started to strongly roll on the ground creating danger to smash
the front wheel. The flight engineer pushed the engines to full speed to try to maintain the 30
degrees angle adding to the speed and shortening the stopping distance. The engines took a while
to reach speed but helped on the overall. The captain ordered to maintain the full speed engines
until the angle was higher than 30 degrees to get some buffer of the angle to maneuver in vertical
direction. Once the angle exceeded 30 degrees, the captain ordered the engines off.
Now, the back wheels were rolling on the hill with the front wheel still flying. The captain
decided not to use the engines any more as any usage lead to flying / taxying to the side of the
hill. The airplane half taxied and half glided over the hill with an angle decreasing faster than
wanted.
However, the not fully extended front wheel gave some more milliseconds of flying,
compensating for the loss of angle. The higher speed also helped the angle but created danger for
after landing as the crew did not know whether they would be able to stop or fall over the hill.
Driving to the side of the summit had a dual effect on the stoppage distance : on one hand , the
stopping distance would increase, as they were not to roll over the summit but use the side in a
spiral climbing fashion. On the other hand, the distance from the bottom to the top of the hill was
the longest distance which was shortened when driving aside.
When the protracting front wheel slightly touched the hill, the captain did not waste a second and
ordered full thrust reversal and hit the brakes. The front wheel banged on the hill to make the
travelers scream hysterically again. Windows shattered in the fuselage and the doors of the upper
luggage compartments, which had been emptied prior to landing, opened with some of them
getting separated from their hinges and flying around.
When in thrust reversing, the damaged engine was unable to provide full speed as well. In this
case, this helped the side going airplane straighten also slightly helped by the steering wheel
which was turned to the strengthening side. The problem with the wheel was oversteering as the
wheel slid in the front direction. With the help of the centering thrust reversing engines, however
and the slower speed, the wheel started to steer the airplane in the desired direction.
Now, the low speed, low height, hot rod airplane was going uphill. The landing gear was unable
to fully protract because the landing gear was designed to do so not under the full weight of the
airplane but in air. However, the gear was designed, in a stopping gear wheel way, to not be able
to retract either. Hence the airplane looked like a hot rod with the fuselage being very close to
the ground.
The problem now was not the controls as there were no more other controls than these of a car : a
steering wheel and brakes helped by thrust reversers. The speed was decreasing but was still very
high. The airplane was fast approaching the summit to the side thereof. Then, the captain gave
one last important order : full dumping of the fuel with the engines on full reverse. This meant
they would lose the reversers as brakes and could ignite the dumped gasoline ( although not huge
amount because they had dumped all of the fuel except the amount in the secondary tanks which
was not much ). The fire would make the Taliban think this was a commercial crash landing yet,
to lose the thrust reversers was not the best thing under the circumstances. Reluctantly, the flight
engineer obeyed and dumped all of the fuel. The reversers continued to work for a while using
whatever fuel there was. The speed was still high enough to jet the fuel out which ignited from
the hot engines almost immediately, leaving two burning trails from the moving airplane. As the
speed decreased, the flames went inside the tanks which thankfully, did not have much of fuel,
yet enough for a banging explosions. The explosions were not as strong to disintegrate the
airplane yet loud enough to bring the hysteria inside to a culmination point.
The airplane continued to drive to the side of the summit with breaks on. The singer was pushing
and releasing the brakes in order to disengage the front wheel to allow as much steering as
possible loosing stoppage distance. As the airplane neared the summit with still high speed, the
captain abandoned the brake control pressing on the brakes as hard as possible and issuing
another order, though unusual. The captain asked the flight engineer to pray knowingly none of
them two was religious.
The airplane grinded and grinded towards the summit helped by the terrain which switched from
grassy to pure granite rock thus providing more friction to the wheels. The rubber tires started to
burn unknown to the crew and the US who monitored the action over the satellites as there was a
lot of smoke from the dumped gasoline.
The airplane burned and burned tires until the wheels started to grind the rock, or, better said the
other way around : the rock grinded the wheels producing sparks like a Christmas sparkling
sticks.
The front wheel reached a point where the fuselage hit the rock and generated a banging sound to
make the braced travelers think this was the last thing they would hear.
Well, they were wrong. After a few more bangs and grinding sound, the airplane came to a slow
stop much to the relief of all. After a second or two, the captain took the PA to announce the
landing was successful with the hostages starting to applaud. But not the drummer and the base
guitar player who jumped quickly and waved their guns to prevent the hostages from reacting.
The captain did not and was not going to switch the “ Fasten Seat Belt “ sign off not to release
the flock and to keep them tied to their seats.
The flock, however, did not react to the guns as they had had before. Instead, they continued to
applaud. The drummer and the base guitar player looked at each other for a while and the
drummer started to shout all to prepare for a fast abandoning of the airplane. The two of them
started to reiterate all who attempted to run away would be shot either by the band or by the
Taliban or by the US military or by anyone in the area. The applauds stopped quickly after the
hostages heart the word Taliban for the first occasion. The drummer used the silence to announce
they were in an extremely hostile area of the Taliban controlled Afghanistan where people first
shot and asked questions after.
Before the people were able to put their shoes and undo the seat belts, the base guitar player
opened one of the doors and jumped down from the hot rod. So did the cockpit crew. The
drummer remained inside waving the gun and ordering one of the stewardesses to activate the
inflatable slide of the opened door. Then, the drummer said there was no great thread from the
airplane bursting in fire again yet asked the hostages to hurry up pointing out the problem with
smashing each other when running to the exit was greater than the airplane bursting in flames.
The hostages jumped as quickly as possible through the slider just to find more guns pointed at
them threatening to shoot them in case they were to run astray. The band members, however,
allowed them to camp fire away from the smoking airplane.
Once all were there and were counted, they were ordered to walk downhill to the nearest woods
on the opposite side of the hill. The four band members were around them keeping them like
cowmen would keep a flock of cattle.
Before jumping off of the cockpit, the singer shouted through the microphone everyone was well
and the landing was successful to whoever can hear the radio transmission, knowing the US
bases around would listen to the standard airplane channels. The singer and the base player had
the two cockpit recorders and destroyed the contents after taking control of the airplane. The
captain used the Presidential invitation to make a call to the President reiterating the conversation
was not recorded and the cockpit recorders had been destroyed. The president tried to slow the
telephone conversation by waiting for a lot of rings. In a while, afraid the singer would realize so
and abandon the call, the President answered the telephone. The singer said : “ Mr. President,
everyone is well and will continue to be unless the US or the Taliban do something which could
jeopardize the wellbeing of the hostages and their captors. “
While waiting for the President to pick up the telephone, the singer scanned all frequencies of the
airplane radio saying they carry civilian hostages and asking no one to open fire. The singer
knew the Taliban would listen the standard channels and decided to inform the whole world of
what only the President and the band members had officially known. The media had suspected
this resolution of the events yet exploded after the transmissions.
The US did not know what to do and the pressure from the CIA and the military to send all
means including Navy Seals was huge.
The President assessed the situation and decided against the Navy Seals and for the drones under
the order no bullet should be fired without a personal order by the President.
The general in charge of the US forces in Afghanistan was a happy careerist grasping the
opportunity Afghanistan provided to elevate and self propel to US military stardom and, who
knows, probably get a byte of The Office.
For security reasons, some of the drones were run from the US headquarters in Afghanistan
where the general was the tsar and the king, bigger than Jesus. Some of the angel drones were
run off of the US soil over satellites. Believed or not, most of the drones were run by children
high school drop outs and young military personnel prone on playing computer games thus
deemed to be enough multitasked for the high responsibility position.
When the general walked in the drone command center, the kids behind the monitors were so
scared they couldn’t even talk to wake up the commanding officer sleeping in the same barrack.
The general put a finger towards the mouth to signal the soldiers to shush. Some of them started
to piss their own pants when this happened. Other effortfully and barely managed to give the
standard military hand to head greeting although none of them wore hats, some of them were in
their shorts and sneakers.
The general went close to them and started to gently explain the task. The general ordered the
soldiers to listen to only the general’s commands and to no one else. Then the general ordered all
drones in the air and to shoot all Taliban’s in the area getting as close to the civilians as possible
whom they were not to shoot but to shoot pictures of until a new order.
The general wanted but was afraid to break the order not to shoot at the hostage takers but was
not afraid to break the order to shoot at Talibans. The general decided to slow the hostage
exchange as much as possible or to prevent this in full as the general disregarded another
presidential order and ordered all Seals ahead in the area and all Apaches in the air after the
drones to shoot whatever Taliban they could see yet not to shoot against the hostage takers.
Yet another careerist experimenting with career risk : in case of success, the general was not to
be played against and would even be able to run for the office under the republican list,
otherwise, court marshal and discharge. The risk was much higher than all attempted in the
whole ordeal but paying the most.
Yet, the risk was not as high as the general was able to use inside trading information and get
tons of stocks of prospective to the military contractors then wait and sell of tons of shares at
huge profits moving all the profit to relatives.
The military general didn’t give a flying drone on what the President did or did not say. After all,
no military court would do nothing else except a dishonorable discharge of a US war hero
general who would claim the situation had not been clearly understood and the general wanted to
prevent casualties and fired after fired upon.
This general was known as the biggest motherfucker and cocksucker in the US Army and Navy
commandment and this was why this general was sent to replace another general who had run the
US force in Afghanistan and who had been considered by the military as being an intellectual : a
good reason to punish such a “ traitor “ more strongly than a military court yet this first general
was supposed to be the best option at the beginning when a possible diplomacy could have
helped.
The Taliban posts spotted the airplane and radioed to the command center. The Taliban
commandment ordered not to shoot the airplane unless this was to come in a close proximity to a
place with a large amount of Taliban fighters. When the airplane landed away and radioed the
availability of the hostages, the Taliban commandment assumed the airplane had been hijacked
by American supporters of their cause and ordered all fighters around to approach the airplane
carefully staying a safe distance away and to capture all of the hostages and crew.
A few drones had already been flying a safe distance away from the airplane with a lot more
coming under the general’s order. The Taliban saw a few of them and radioed to the command
point. The commandment assumed the US also wanted the hostages and ordered the posts to fire
at all drones and other US military but not at the airplane and hostages.
A few of the drones got RPG’d by the Taliban with one of the drones firing a rocket at one of the
posts to be met by machine gun fire from another. One of the drones penetrated through to the
airplane but did not fire neither at the airplane nor at the hostages and their abductors. The drone
flew low trying to shoot pictures through the windows of the airplane as well as of the running
hostages and captors. Most of the windows were blinded and the drone was unable to obtain a
picture. Although all hostages and their takers were accounted for, the drone was ordered not to
shoot at the airplane just in case there were some people inside.
The drone continued to circle at low flight and the US saw hordes of Talibans approaching the
hostages and their takers. The drone received an order from the general to fire at the Talibans but
these were in the woods and were well scattered. The drone opened a machine gun fire keeping
the remaining rockets and managed to shoot a few Talibans through the trees. Now, the Taliban
commandment realized the US strongly wanted the hostages and issued a more aggressive order
to the fighters to take the hostages and their captors and to try to destroy as many drones as
possible as well as to be prepared for US soldiers.
The Taliban fighters opened AK47 fire from the woods to the drone and some of them hit the
drone. The drone retracted to be met with machine gun fire from the Taliban posts. The drone
went high and away still shooting high resolution pictures in the area.
The White House was monitoring the events. The President called the general immediately and
asked why the general disobeyed a direct order. The general answered the drones were already in
the area and got shot upon then returned the fire to protect the drone. The President ordered the
general to seize fire and remove the drone from the area. The general agreed but answered the
drones cannot be removed safely as the Taliban posts were shooting at from all directions hence
new drones were dispatched to retrieve the drones already in the area. The President ordered all
drones back and the drones already in the area to try to return to base on their own. The President
said the drones would rather be shot than to jeopardize the hostages. The general agreed.
After the conversation was over, the general confirmed the previous orders and even ordered the
Apaches with the Navy Seals and other military personnel to fly faster to the area thus
disregarding the Presidential order which no one but the General had known of.
The President did not assume any disobedience and thought all actions thereafter would be in
order to achieve the order.
When the President saw the approaching Apaches on the satellites with Navy Seals being
unloaded from a few of the Apaches and their thermal images entered the woods, the president
went ballistic and called the general again.
The general did not pick the telephone. The president tried a few more military commanders as
well as to communicate by messages directly to the Seals and the other military personnel.
The general, however, had issued an information darkness command which disabled all
communications with the outside world and Washington. This command was reserved for special
occasions such as heavy activities to ensure no one can detect any information concerning the
US military. The bases were equipped with a powerful old school frequency jamming devices
and so were the apaches and the drones. The only allowed frequencies were the drone
frequencies and the soldier frequencies. The drone frequencies could not be used for
communications. Along with frequency jamming, code jamming was available for the allowed
frequencies. The military was using a communication encoding decoding algorithms and keys
which were not known to anyone outside. Thus, no one in the US military in Afghanistan was
able to communicate with anyone outside.
This information darkness feature had been available for a long while in different shapes and
forms as the technology was changing and was never used by anyone not even in WWII and
Vietnam as communication with the external world was incredibly important.
The general, however, had all of the position to order such. When the rest of the military realized
this order they panicked as they thought they were into something big. This predicted effect also
helped the general as the general knew everyone would closely obey the general’s orders.
As a drawback everyone in the US military in Afghanistan was scared, even the biggest
motherfuckin’ Seals. This Information Darkness option was reserved for nuclear attacks and
other cases of such significance.
Under these circumstances, The White House and the Pentagon had nothing to do but to watch
the action. The President ordered a military aide to investigate any possibility to have
communication with the US military in Afghanistan. The aide called the Pentagon where the
Chief of Staff personally answered the telephone to say the whole idea of the information
darkness was to disallow communications even with the President and, although the Pentagon
was working to break the internal codes for Afghanistan, the chances of success was so slim, the
only thing the Chief of Staff can recommend to the President was to get some popcorn and enjoy
the movie.
The aide asked whether the Pentagon or Washington were involved in the Information Darkness.
The Chief of Staff answered only two people had the right to invoke Information Darkness : one
of them was the President and the other one was the field commanding officer, in this case, the
general.
The Taliban posts encountered many drones flying and raised the alarm. They opened fire and
managed to shoot a few drones while a few retaliated to be shot thereafter by other posts.
While the Taliban was busy fighting extraterrestrial drones, a few Apaches landed far away from
the posts to unload more Navy Seals and soldiers. These started an approach in the direction of
the airplane knowing where the vantage points were.
What they did not know was the Taliban had other posts in the woods and amongst the hills,
prepared for such an invasion, who opened fire wherever the soldiers were. And the unsuspecting
soldiers were moving in a pack sure they had known all of the Taliban position. Thus, they were
sprayed with machine gun fire and RPG’s until the remaining of them were able to disperse and
shoot some of the Taliban posts just to meet more. However, more of the soldiers were coming
behind. They also thought they had known all of the Talibans ahead. However, the Taliban had
another trick in the sleeves. Not all of the posts reacted to the first group of soldiers as they were
prepared for a large scale invasion. Some of them did not react to the first wave of US soldiers
and Seals to react to the second, third, fourth , fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, etcetera. Those
of them who were discovered and were not shot at, hid and then went against the previous wave
to shoot from behind.
Thus, the Taliban unleashed a mayhem against the US. Then, the general ordered the Apaches to
fly where the soldiers were and around and fire at all Taliban : the vantage posts and the ground
posts. The Apaches, however, were only able to shoot at ground posts when they see them.
They were unable to shoot at the ground posts because they were unable to see them even under
the infrared vision. This was because the Taliban ground posts were deep in underground
bunkers made out of soil only with a lot of soil above them and at the doors as well as with a
serpentine passage through the door to make infrared vision almost impossible.
Then the general ordered to napalm all woods where there were not US soldiers and hostages and
to shoot at anyone who came out of the fire.
This helped but also exposed the US soldiers as they were not able to seek refuge in the
napalmed woods although fresh woods took a while to catch fire and was difficult to advance
near the napalmed areas. There weren’t many woods where they were and the new woods could
mean new hidden Taliban posts.
The evening was going to a dark stage. This was what the scattered Taliban fighters who were
nearest to the hostages, now hidden in one of the woods still not reached by the US napalm
aircrafts ( the Talibans had RPG’s to shoot at the napalm carriers who had to fly low to napalm ),
were waiting for as night vision from the drones was available but very difficult mainly after the
Taliban would mix up with the hostages. There were a lot of woods to run in case of a napalm
attack and the wood where they were was rather large. Also napalm takes while to start fire on a
fresh forest.
Apparently, the Taliban defense was kind of efficient as there was only one drone circulating
around the hostages at a high altitude : the old drone who had been around almost since the
landing. The drone had exhausted most of the rockets and ammunitions. The Taliban however,
decided not to fire against the drone and to hide and wait for the night than to fire while attacking
for the hostages.
The hostages as well as the captors were crazily afraid from being in the middle of a front battle.
They did not know what to be afraid more : the Taliban or their own military. They certainly
were not afraid from their captors anymore as these were afraid from the Taliban and US more
than the hostages. None of the hostages however even thought of running away as they did not
know whose bullet they would get.
The problem with this difficult waiting was the Taliban did not know whether the US wouldn’t
reach the hostages first, yet they were able to somewhat monitor them during the light and
infrared them in the dark.
At a given point, when the evening became extremely dark, the Taliban control center issued an
order for the attack and the Taliban fighters divided in two logical groups yet scattered : one of
them was to approach the wood with the hostages, the other were shooting at the drone through
the woods and were prepared to shoot at most any US aircraft.
The Taliban had been using an efficient yet extremely dangerous tactics for a while. They would
scatter in the woods and shoot RPG’s through the woods. On occasion, an RPG would explode
hitting the tree and the Taliban who shot the RPG would pray the RPG hit branches of the trees
very high. This is in case the shooting Taliban had only a second to pray because, in some cases,
the explosion would blow them away.
Anyway, the Taliban was able to come first, get the hostages, handcuff the captors as they did
not know whether to trust them or this was some kind of a trick by the US. Thus, when the
Taliban surrounded the hostages, they asked each and every one of them to strip down fully
naked and this was how they hand cuffed all and took the captor’s weapons.
Then all of them retrieved to the mountains.
When the general realized this, the general gave one last command before retrieving : to fire at
the airplane and blow the airplane up as much as possible. None of the US soldiers and drones
was able to do this as the Taliban shot the circulating drone in pieces. However, the bases knew
the coordinates of the airplane. Thus the general ordered to enter the coordinates and lift the
Information Darkness and the frequency jammers. A second after they were off, the general shot
two Patriot alike, yet not very patriotic, land to land rockets to blow the airplane up not leaving
money to the Taliban from selling spear parts which could reach millions of dollars with the
prices of the US aviation makers.
The general had not been able to use these rockets as the Taliban were well scattered in the
woods and the general wanted to keep as many rockets as possible in case of a Taliban retaliation
and attack on US bases. Unlike a tiny RPG, the rockets cannot penetrate through the tough pine
woods.
Then, the Taliban divided the hostages and their captors in a few groups and went into different
direction not to hear nor see them again once they entered the caves and the Taliban held civilian
populated villages and town which were off reach to the US bases as US did not want to be
involved in civilian casualties.
The newspapers saw what they hadn’t seen since WWII. There were lineups for newspapers at
4AM. All the newspapers were sold before the early rush and their owners ordered many more to
print. The newsstands were going to sell throughout the next night and, when the new issues
arrived, they were to sell the new and the old issues which were still printed.
The news web sites saw unseen traffic and some of them shut down. Some of the TV channels
were emitting only news from the events 24 hours. Some radio stations did the same.
Shops which sold electronics had to close and never open until the event fever decreased as
hordes of people entered just to watch the news and demanded the TV’s to be tuned on the news
channels.
The media speculated the hostages had been taken and probably hurt. The US government
believed the marshal was not revealed to the Taliban and was presented to the Taliban as a
civilian.
The porn star was allegedly given to the Taliban supreme commander as a prize. The Taliban did
not mention anything alike in their press releases either.
The rock band was dubbed “ Helpers of Islam “ by the media. Some suggested to change their
name to : “ Islam’s Priests “.
No any big bang happened and no single sleeping bomb exploded nowhere in the US and in the
world.
The US were trying to discover any sleeping bomb or information for such. The Mexicans who
had allegedly been paid to hide the bombs, telling them these had been measurement devices, did
not give any truthful information. Thus, the US thought the sleeping bombs had never been real
or the Mexicans had been threatened and paid well.
The US offered huge rewards to whoever provides information on a sleeping bomb and a lot of
Mexicans came to collect the prize lying through teeth just to get the money. The US did NOT
explain they wanted information on sleeping bombs as they were afraid not to alarm the people.
Instead, they labeled their information demand as “ anything secret done anywhere any place
which could bring useful information to save people : any information to placing hidden objects
secretly upon request by a private or public company, etcetera “.
A while thereafter the electrical supply in some of the US main cities was disrupted for weeks as
many bombs exploded to bring electrical posts down. The US was unsure whether these were
sleeping bombs or someone put them after the media noise and the generous offer to Mexicans
who could provide information. One was true : the bombs exploded simultaneously and there
were no victims.
The New York Stock exchange closed during the hijacking to reopen many weeks after the
bombs. This was the longest closure of the New York Stock exchange. Once they reopened and
before, people were selling shares like crazy. Most of them purchased and hid gold bullions. This
increased the crime rate unbelievably with many bank volts robbed as well as many private
castles of rich people also burglarized.
The US dollar plunged to below the price of a sheet of toilet paper.
The whole US stopped for a while. Yet there were not any victims. Not even during the
robberies.
The paid Mexicans admitted to have lied thereafter with the reason of just collecting the money.
People made them look like national heroes in Mexico.
No any evidence of the Big Bang was ever seen nor any of the hostages were ever seen or
exchanged for Muslim prisoners at Gitmo. No one knew whether the Taliban did not offer such
or the US did not negotiate.
The President never revealed anything from the conversations with the singer and always replied
with “ No Comments “ to any questions regarding the topic.
CD’s started to circulate in Japan of a rock band which no one had ever seen or heart of with
similar style, or, better said, styles, to Jesus Priest’s style as well as lyrics. No one knew whether
this was the real band or imposters. Whoever they were they witnessed billions from sales in
Japan and all over the world through Japan although the US banned the CD’s and asked Japan to
investigate. The Japanese authorities knew who the CD distributers and manufacturer were but
no one found who played the music. The copyrights were owned by Sony Music, Japan who did
not say much than they received a CD on the mail which was claimed to have been exposed to a
soft acid and Sony had to immediately copy the CD and then destroy the CD and the CD reader
with which the CD was copied. There were also threads there would be a bomb attack on Sony
headquarters in Japan had they not destroyed the CD. The company pharaohs complied after the
destruction of the CD and the paper note was witnessed by their lawyers. They claimed they
destroyed the mail and did not call the police because they were afraid which claim made them
untouchable by the Japanese law.
Sony corporation retained the money from the sales and were never told to transfer the money
nowhere.
Additional CD’s were released in the same way.
In one of the CD’s, there was a note requesting Sony to deposit a huge amount of money in a
charity for US soldiers and another one, similar for Afghan soldiers. Sony did.
The US special services were neither able to confirm nor deny whether these CD’s were made by
the original band.
The British government has neither confirmed nor denied the existence of British Secret Service.
The Queen drunk tea while meeting the President of The U. S. A.
Chapter 5 : Summary
A rock band travel on one of the major US air carriers. They use their instruments to
manufacture weapons to hijack the airplane.
They succeed and are thought of being criminals at the beginning and terrorists thereafter as the
airplane enters the Afghan air space.
The band talk only to the President of the US informing the hijacking of the airplane was to give
300 US citizens as a gift to the Taliban in order to prevent a major terrorist attack by the said on
US soil for which attack the Taliban was assumed to have placed “ sleeping bombs “ in many US
cities, ready to detonate and able to remain passive for years.
The airplane lands in the Taliban controlled mountains and, after action between US military
bases and the Taliban, the hostages are delivered to the Taliban to never be heart of or seen again
as well as their captors.
No evidence of sleeping bombs have been found in the US nor anywhere else although a large
scale bombing simultaneously happened to destroy US electrical lines and create problems
throughout the US.
New York Stock exchange crashed before and after the electrical problems and the US dollar
was devaluated.
No one knows whether the sleeping bombs destroyed the electrical system of the US ( although
minor destruction ) or others did so after the media noise of the events.
No information on the sleeping bombs has been provided to the US public to avoid panic.
The US continues to search for these now.