Geometry
Teachers know all the angles!
Life without
Geometr y would be
pointle ss.
r 2 or are
they round?
A miss is as good
as 1.62 kilometer s
Calculu s takes it to
the limit!
Euler was not a petroleu
m product
A graph is worth a thousand
sets of data
is sum
Greek
Charac ter
Topolo gy:
Why
Knot?
A solution that doesn’t
satisfy, isnt
Percenta ges are
one in a hundred.
Formal
Proof:
A black tie affair
Math isn’t just
another four letter word
Natural
Numbers are better for your health
Decimals have a point.
1
stirs the imagination
Did Oedipus invent complex numbers?
A circle by any other name is
just as round
Calcu lus has
its limit s
Support
Abstract thinking
Trigonom etry is a
sine of the times
1 x never dies… it just fades away
Algebra is a radical acti ity
Polly here or
Polygon
?
Don’t put
Descart es before
the horse
USDA
PRIME
NUMBERS
Geome try is just
plane fun
Start countin g and
let me know when you get to
infinit y
Logarit hm and
Blues
Math teache rs
Make little things count
Was
Euclid a victim of corollary thrombos is?
Polar coordinat es aren’t arctic fashions
Statistic s means never having to say you are certain
Compass es only travel in the best circles
Now you secant… now you don’t
Math teachers
are calculatin g individua ls
Living is a school of applied probabilit y
Perfect square… a nerd who never makes a mistake
Is postage required for correspond ing angles?
Smoking is the leading cause of statistics
Thou
Shalt
Not
Divide
By Zero
Thou Shalt
Not Put
Other
Textbooks
Before thee in math class
Thou
Shalt
Honor
The
Order Of
Operatio ns
Thou
Shalt
Not Do
Thy
Math
Papers
In Ink
Thou Shalt
Commit
The Facts
Of
Arithmetic
To
Memory
Thou Shalt
Do Unto
One Side Of
An
Equation
What Thou
Doest To
The Other
Thou
Shalt
Not
Covet
Thy
Neighbor s Paper
Thou Shalt
Do Thine
Homework,
Even If Thou
Thinkest
Thou
Knowest Thy
Way To
Paradise.