Sunday, May 3, 2009

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Melbourne
Sunday, May 3, 2009
6:00
GET ED (R)
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BASICS
Ed and his four best friends are a team of street-smart couriers for
Dojo Deliveries in the futuristic world of Progress City.
6:30
DIGIMON DATA SQUAD
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FALCOMON: FRIEND OR FOE?!
Marcus and his Digital partner Agumon lead the Data Squad team in
protecting the human world from evil Digimon.
7:00
WEEKEND SUNRISE 'CC'
10:00
AFL GAME DAY
PG
Tackling all the big footy issues, review and preview the weekend's
games and have a bit of fun along the way with some of the best and
biggest names from the football and media world. Hosted by HAMISH
MCLACHLAN.
11:00
MAGNUM, P.I. (R)
PG
(V)
DON'T EAT THE SNOW IN HAWAII - PART 1
When Magnum's childhood friend and Naval comrade, Dan Cook,
turns up dead, Magnum is adamant that the official cause of death is
bogus. Starring TOM SELLECK, JOHN HILLERMAN, LARRY
MANETTI, ROGER MOSLEY, JEFF MACKAY, PAMELA SUSAN
SHOOP, ALLEN WILLIAMS, BEAU VAN DEN ECKER, ROBERT
LOGGIA, CLYDE KUSATSU, PETER KALUA, FUZZY MOODY and
BRANSCOMBE RICHMOND.
Wake up to a better breakfast with ANDREW O'KEEFE and
SAMANTHA ARMYTAGE for all the latest news, sport and weather.
**FIRST TIME ON SEVEN**
12:00
SEVEN'S V8 SUPERCARS 2009
3:00
2009 AFL PREMIERSHIP SEASON
6:00
SEVEN NEWS WITH JENNIFER KEYTE 'CC'
JENNIFER KEYTE presents today's news with ROB GELL updating
the weather. Sport is with TIM WATSON.
6:30
SUNDAY NIGHT 'CC'
CHRIS BATH and MIKE MUNRO lead a team of Australia's best
reporters, breaking the stories that matter and delivering moments
you'll never forget.
V8 SUPERCARS: WINTON
The second race is run over 200km at the Winton Motor Raceway in
central Victoria. This weekend sees the introduction of smaller 100
litre fuel tanks and a second option tyre to mix up the strategies in the
racing. Commentators are MATT WHITE, NEIL CROMPTON, MARK
SKAIFE, MARK BERETTA and MARK LARKHAM.
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RND 6: MELBOURNE VS GEELONG
Sunday Football sees the two oldest teams in the competition go
head-to-head. Melbourne coach Dean Bailey has endured a tough
time since taking over the helm at the Demons last year. He’ll be
hoping for the same competitive effort that saw the Demons push the
Cats all the way at Skilled Stadium in Round 3 last year.
Melbourne
Sunday, May 3, 2009
7:30
BORDER SECURITY USA 'CC'
PG
DETAILS TO BE ADVISED
8:00
THE FORCE - BEHIND THE LINE 'CC'
PG
Taking viewers behind the scenes of the often dangerous world of
policing in Australia. Hosted by SIMON REEVE.
8:30
BONES 'CC'
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THE CON MAN IN THE METH LAB
The body of a struggling inventor's father is found, but when a second
body surfaces the team is led on a trail of deception. Meanwhile,
Brennan's date with Booth's younger brother leads her to a deeper
understanding of her partner. Guest starring BRIAN HOWE and
BRENDAN FEHR. Also starring DAVID BOREANAZ, EMILY
DESCHANEL, MICHAELA CONLIN, TAMARA TAYLOR, T J THYNE,
JOHN FRANCIS DALEY, EUGENE BYRD, JOSEPH C PHILLIPS,
MANDY FREUND, ERIC LADIN, ERIC LANGE, JON WELLNER,
CHRISTOPHER GOODMAN, DANIEL LUE and MAXWELL
HUCKABEE.
9:30
10:30
BEYOND THE DARKLANDS 'CC'
INFAMOUS ASSASSINATIONS
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(V,A)
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KATHERINE KNIGHT
Delve into the mind of the woman who committed a crime so barbaric
it shocked the world. In February 2000, Katherine Knight, a former
abattoir worker, killed and cooked her de facto husband in a murder
that's almost incomprehensible. She is Australia's first and only
women to be jailed for the remainder of her life without parole. Could it
be possible that Katherine Knight was sane when she committed this
murder?
THE ASSASSINATION OF HEYDRICH
In 1942, two Czechoslovakian agents trained by the British Special
Forces pulled off a daring mission to assassinate Reinhard Heydrich,
Hitler's deputy and architect of the Final Solution. Infuriated, Hitler
responded by exacting a terrible revenge on the Czech village of
Lidice.
11:00
24 'CC'
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9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M.
Malevolent mastermind Jonas Hodges emerges as Jack Bauer's latest
adversary as the long, terrifying day ticks deeper into the night and the
fight to avert additional terror attacks continues. Guest starring
CARLO ROTA and JOHN VOIGHT. Also starring KIEFER
SUTHERLAND, CHERRY JONES, MARY LYNN RAJSKUB, ANNIE
WERSCHING, JAMES MORRISON, COLM FEORE, BOB GUNTON,
JEFFREY NORDLING, RHYS COIRO AND JANEANE GAROFALO.
11:59
DATELINE NBC
PG
1:00
FINAL 24 (R)
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TERROR AT THE MALL
The case of a man who targeted mothers in their SUV's who were out
for a day of shopping in southern Florida.
GIANNI VERSACE
Outrageous fashionista Gianni Versace lived life to the full. But was it
bad luck that Versace became a target or did the excesses of his life
finally catch up with him?
2:00
GEAR (R)
G
CAMERON SMITH visits the International Spy Museum that is full of
espionage gadgetry from the past present and future.
2:30
DEAL OR NO DEAL
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From 150 contestants one will win their way through to the final round,
and the chance to win $200,000. Hosted by ANDREW O'KEEFE.
3:00
HOME SHOPPING
3:30
NBC MEET THE PRESS 'CC'
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TOM BROKAW interviews newsmakers from around the world.
4:30
NBC TODAY 'CC'
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International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers
in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport.
5:30
SEVEN EARLY NEWS 'CC'
Shopping program.
NATALIE BARR and MARK BERETTA present the latest news, sport
and weather from around Australia and overseas.
Melbourne
Monday, May 4, 2009
6:00
SUNRISE 'CC'
9:00
THE MORNING SHOW 'CC'
11:30
SEVEN MORNING NEWS WITH ANN SANDERS
'CC'
12:00
AFTERNOON MOVIE (R) (1996)
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PROJECT: ALF
Hot Hollywood actor MARTIN SHEEN stars in this scientific adventure
about the military's secret project - the analysis of an alien life-form.
Also starring MIGUEL FERRER, WILLIAM O'LEARY, ED BEGLEY
JR, RAY WALSTON, JENSEN DAGGETT and JOHN SCHUCK.
1:30
GEAR (R)
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CAMERON SMITH takes up the sport of skimboarding with the exile
Skimboard Team Riders in Laguna Beach, California.
2:00
MY RESTAURANT RULES (R)
PG
(L)
After weeks of running their restaurant it's finally down to just two
teams both trying to impress the judges and win.
3:00
HOUSE CALL
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CHERYL & PAUL
Our House Call experts come to the rescue with tips, tricks and inside
info as ordinary people face the pressure of the property market.
Wake up to Australia's number one breakfast show with DAVID KOCH
and MELISSA DOYLE for all the latest news, sport and weather.
PG
Same day news, views and a variety of regular segments covering
health, fitness, celebrity gossip, cooking, counselling and fashion.
Hosted by LARRY EMDUR and KYLIE GILLIES.
The latest news from around Australia and overseas. Presented by
ANN SANDERS.
**NEW SERIES PREMIERE**
3:30
RAGGS (R) 'CC'
P
NATURE
An entertaining show for pre-schoolers about five fun loving dogs who
perform together in the 'Raggs Kids' Club Band'.
4:00
IT'S ACADEMIC 'CC'
C
SIMON REEVE returns with all new episodes of the educational and
entertaining show where schools compete to win cash and prizes.
4:30
SEVEN NEWS AT 4.30 'CC'
5:00
M*A*S*H (R)
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BIG MAC
As the camp prepares for a visit from General MacArthur, Klinger
appears dressed as the Statue of Liberty as his jeep drives through
the camp. Starring ALAN ALDA, LORETTA SWIT, WAYNE ROGERS,
MCLEAN STEVENSON, LARRY LINVILLE, GARY BURGHOFF,
JAMIE FARR and WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER.
5:30
DEAL OR NO DEAL 'CC'
G
ANDREW O'KEEFE returns in this exhilarating hit game show where
contestants play for $200,000.
6:00
SEVEN NEWS WITH PETER MITCHELL CC'
PETER MITCHELL presents today's news with DAVID BROWN
updating the weather. Sport is with SANDY ROBERTS.
6:30
TODAY TONIGHT WITH MATT WHITE 'CC'
MATT WHITE reports on the latest news and current social issues.
The latest news sport and weather from around Australia and
overseas.
Melbourne
Monday, May 4, 2009
7:00
HOME AND AWAY 'CC'
PG
After a visit from Aden, Belle finds the courage to leave rehab. Geoff
comes to a decision about his relationship with Claudia. Miles and VJ
make a gruesome discovery. Starring DAVID JONES-ROBERTS,
JESSICA TOVEY, LINCOLN LEWIS, TODD LASANCE, JOSH
QUONG TART and ALEXANDRA PARK.
7:30
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER 'CC'
PG
SORRY, BRO
When Lily and Marshall hear that Ted's college girlfriend Karen whom they've never hidden their hatred for - has moved to New York
City, they once again counsel Ted to stay away from this on-again,
off-again relationship. Guest starring LAURA PREPON. Also starring
JOSH RADNOR, JASON SEGEL, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, ALYSON
HANNIGAN, COBIE SMULDERS, BOB SAGET, CHARLENE AMOIA,
BRYAN CALLEN, HOUSTON RHINES, DAVID BURTKA, PATRICK
MOOTE, TARAN KILLAM, HAYES MACARTHUR and ROWLY
DENNIS.
8:00
SCRUBS 'CC'
PG
DETAILS TO BE ADVISED
8:30
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES 'CC'
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CONNECT! CONNECT!
Susan and Edie are forced to spend time alone together when they
accidentally lock themselves in a basement. Bree's devious plotting
against Andrew's future mother-in-law comes at a cost. And Dave gets
a step closer to exacting revenge. Starring TERI HATCHER,
FELICITY HUFFMAN, MARCIA CROSS, EVA LONGORIA PARKER,
NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN, RICARDO ANTONIO CHAVIRA, DOUG
SAVANT, KYLE MACLACHLAN, DANA DELANY, NEAL
MCDONOUGH, SHAWN PYFROM AND JAMES DENTON.
9:30
BROTHERS & SISTERS 'CC'
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SIBLING RIVALRY
Kitty goes public with her tell-all book on an appearance on a morning
chat show, but suspects that Robert is keeping a very big secret.
Meanwhile, Sarah runs into some serious financial trouble that could
keep Greenatopia from making it off the ground. And Tommy allies
with Saul to push Holly out of the family business. Special guest stars
KELLY RIPA and REGIS PHILBIN and NIGEL HAVERS. Also starring
CALISTA FLOCKHART, SALLY FIELD, RACHEL GRIFFITHS,
BALTHAZAR GETTY, ROB LOWE, DAVE ANNABLE, SARAH JANE
MORRIS, MATTHEW RHYS AND PATRICIA WETTIG.
10:30
BOSTON LEGAL 'CC'
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MADE IN CHINA
In desperate need of funding, but against everyone's wishes, the firm
votes to be acquired by a Chinese corporation. Meanwhile, Shirley
and Sack plan their wedding. And Denny makes a proposal of his own
to Alan. Starring JAMES SPADER, WILLIAM SHATNER, CANDICE
BERGEN, JOHN LARROQUETTE, CHRISTIAN CLEMENSON, TARA
SUMMERS, RENE AUBERJONOIS, CHUCK MCCANN, BESS
ARMSTRONG, LO MING and RAYMOND MA.
GOODBYE, MY FRIEND
Liz befriends a pregnant teenaged donut shop employee, in an
attempt to adopt her baby. Jenna vies for more attention from the TGS
staff as her birthday approaches. Jack agrees to go on a guys' night
out to keep his mind from his absent girlfriend. Special guest starring
JOHN LITHGOW and PATTI LUPONE. Also starring ALEC
BALDWIN, TINA FEY, TRACY MORGAN, SCOTT ADSIT, JACK
MCBRAYER, JUDAH FRIEDLANDER, JANE KRAKOWSKI,
KATRINA BOWDEN, KEITH POWELL AND KEVIN BROWN.
JUSTICE FOR BARBARA
There was one victim, one weapon, and one suspect witnesses said
they saw running from the scene. So why was this case still unsolved
28 years later?
From 150 contestants one will win their way through to the final round,
and the chance to win $200,000. Hosted by ANDREW O'KEEFE.
11:30
30 ROCK 'CC'
PG
12:00
DATELINE NBC
PG
1:00
DEAL OR NO DEAL
G
1:30
AUSTRALIA'S BEST BACKYARDS 'CC'
G
2:00
HOME SHOPPING
How to fit a pool, cabana and party room into a pocket-sized
backyard. The family with a vineyard in their Melbourne suburban
garden. Hosted by JAMIE DURIE.
Shopping program.
4:00
NBC TODAY 'CC'
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International news and weather. Including interviews with newsmakers
in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport.
5:30
SEVEN EARLY NEWS 'CC'
NATALIE BARR and MARK BERETTA present the latest news, sport
and weather from around Australia and overseas.
Melbourne
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
6:00
SUNRISE 'CC'
9:00
THE MORNING SHOW 'CC'
11:30
SEVEN MORNING NEWS WITH ANN SANDERS
'CC'
12:00
AFTERNOON MOVIE (1998)
1:30
2:00
Wake up to Australia's number one breakfast show with DAVID KOCH
and MELISSA DOYLE for all the latest news, sport and weather.
PG
Same day news, views and a variety of regular segments covering
health, fitness, celebrity gossip, cooking, counselling and fashion.
Hosted by LARRY EMDUR and KYLIE GILLIES.
The latest news from around Australia and overseas. Presented by
ANN SANDERS.
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(L,N,V)
BODY AND SOUL
Charlie Davis, an ambitious small-town boxer with dreams of making it
as a professional, travels to Reno with his unwavering friend Tiny. On
his climb to the top, he loses himself and the people he cares for
most. Starring JORDAN ANCEL, JENNIFER BEALS, MICHAEL
CHIKLIS, ANGELO DIMASCIO, RAY 'BOOM BOOM' MANCICNI,
JOE MANTEGNA, ROD STEIGER and TAHNEE WELCH.
URBAN LEGENDS (R)
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MARRIAGE & AFFAIRS - TRANSGRESSIONS
A wife decides to play a prank on her lottery-mad husband but it goes
horribly wrong; a jealous husband dumps an entire load of wet cement
onto a sports car suspecting his wife is cheating on him with the
owner of the car, only to discover that she had bought it for him as a
surprise present; and a woman is tipped off to her philandering
husband by her parrot. Tune in to discover which of these stories is
fact, and which is just another urban myth.
MY RESTAURANT RULES (R)
PG
(L)
FINAL SHUTDOWN
After weeks of hard work in the kitchens across Australia it's down to
just two teams and their restaurants. Whose dream will come true?
PG
ALI VERNON
Advertising executive, Ali Vernon has grown out of her two bedroom
cottage but is worried her semi might not sell even in today's market.
Armed with marketing advice from the House Call’s selling expert her
house is transformed, but with a penchant for pricy deceased estates
will Ali find the house of her dreams.
**FINAL**
3:00
HOUSE CALL
3:30
RAGGS (R) 'CC'
P
WORKING TOGETHER
An entertaining show for pre-schoolers about five fun loving dogs who
perform together in the 'Raggs Kids' Club Band'.
4:00
IT'S ACADEMIC 'CC'
C
SIMON REEVE returns with all new episodes of the educational and
entertaining show where schools compete to win cash and prizes.
4:30
SEVEN NEWS AT 4.30 'CC'
5:00
M*A*S*H (R)
G
PAYDAY
The camp is flushed with money as back pay has finally rolled in and
each spends their money in very different ways. Starring ALAN ALDA,
LORETTA SWIT, WAYNE ROGERS, MCLEAN STEVENSON,
LARRY LINVILLE, GARY BURGHOFF, JAMIE FARR and WILLIAM
CHRISTOPHER.
5:30
DEAL OR NO DEAL 'CC'
G
ANDREW O'KEEFE returns in this exhilarating hit game show where
contestants play for $200,000.
6:00
SEVEN NEWS WITH PETER MITCHELL 'CC'
PETER MITCHELL presents today's news with DAVID BROWN
updating the weather. Sport is with SANDY ROBERTS.
6:30
TODAY TONIGHT WITH MATT WHITE 'CC'
MATT WHITE reports on the latest news and current social issues.
The latest news sport and weather from around Australia and
overseas.
Melbourne
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
7:00
HOME AND AWAY 'CC'
7:30
THE ZOO 'CC'
PG
(A)
Shark attack rumours hit the Bay. Hugo grows uneasy as he realises
how much Martha depends on him. Is there romance brewing for
Nicole and Trey? Starring DAVID JONES-ROBERTS, JESSICA
TOVEY, LINCOLN LEWIS, TODD LASANCE, JOSH QUONG TART,
ALEXANDRA PARK.and LUKE BRACEY.
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MELISSA DOYLE returns with all new episodes. Tonight, witness the
extraordinary birth of two snow leopards. Rigo, a 176 kilo Silverback
Gorilla, is heading to the dentist. Keepers pull out all the stops for a
lost baby wombat. And a dangerous snake gets himself in big trouble.
**ALL NEW – SERIES RETURN**
8:00
FIND MY FAMILY 'CC'
PG
8:30
ALL SAINTS 'CC'
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DETAILS TO BE ADVISED
THE DEVIL WITHIN
Steve's anger at being unable to help Claire creates tension with his
workmates and patients. A female prisoner who deliberately injures
herself for a day out of gaol opens up the past for Claire and Adam in
a surprisingly similar way. Mindless violence at a teenagers' soccer
match spills into the ED. Starring JOHN HOWARD, JUDITH
MCGRATH, TAMMY MACINTOSH, VIRGINIA GAY, ANDREW
SUPANZ, JOHN WATERS, JACK CAMPBELL, KIP GAMBLIN, ELLA
SCOTT LYNCH, ALIX BIDSTRUP, MIRRAH FOULKES, CELESTE
BARBER, LUKE ERCEG, WARWICK YOUNG, MARK MCCANN,
EMMA PALMER and PAULA ARUNDELL.
9:30
10:30
10 YEARS YOUNGER IN 10 DAYS
'CC'
PG
LIPSTICK JUNGLE
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SONIA KRUGER and her two competing style teams are set to turn
dreams into reality, transforming couples, giving each the chance to
look and feel ten years younger in just ten days.
CARPOOLERS
12:00
PANDORA'S BOX
It's been a couple of months and best-friends, Nico, Wendy and
Victory, are dealing with the choices of the past. Armed with humour
and strength, these formidable friends are forging forward as they face
new lives, new lies and new lovers. With special guests MARY TYLER
MOORE and ROSIE PEREZ. Also starring BROOKE SHIELDS, KIM
RAVER, LINDSAY PRICE, ANDREW MCCARTHY, PAUL
BLACKTHORNE, ROBERT BUCKLEY, SARAH HYLAND and
CHRISTOPHER COUSINS.
**NEW SEASON PREMIERE**
11:30
DONALD AND JULIE
PG
THE HANDSOMEST MAN
Laird fears he may be losing his looks when he meets someone who's
been dubbed the 'Handsomest Man' in his office building, so to make
himself more interesting to women he starts to take clarinet lessons.
Starring FRED GOSS, FAITH FORD, JERRY MINOR, TIM PEPER,
ALLISON MUNN, T J MILLER and JERRY O'CONNELL.
7HD DOCUMENTARY (R)
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SHARK ATTACK - THE RED TRIANGLE
Explore the fascinating Red Triangle, the famous 120 mile stretch of
Californian coast where Great White Sharks gather.
1:00
DEAL OR NO DEAL
G
From 150 contestants one will win their way through to the final round,
and the chance to win $200,000. Hosted by ANDREW O'KEEFE.
1:30
A COUNTRY PRACTICE
G
2:30
HOME SHOPPING
LOVE HURTS - PART 1
Alex and Terence announce their engagement and the pressure is on
to name the date, time and venue for the big day. Starring SHANE
PORTEOUS, LORRAE DESMOND, BRIAN WENZEL, JOYCE
JACOBS, SYD HEYLEN, GORDON PIPER AND JOAN SYDNEY.
Shopping program.
4:00
NBC TODAY 'CC'
G
5:30
SEVEN EARLY NEWS 'CC'
International news and weather. Including interviews with newsmakers
in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport.
NATALIE BARR and MARK BERETTA present the latest news, sport
and weather from around Australia and overseas.
Melbourne
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
6:00
SUNRISE 'CC'
9:00
THE MORNING SHOW 'CC'
11:30
SEVEN MORNING NEWS WITH ANN SANDERS
'CC'
12:00
7HD DOCUMENTARY (R)
1:00
FINAL 24 (R)
2:00
THE GREAT OUTDOORS (R) 'CC'
3:00
HOUSE CALL
3:30
Wake up to Australia's number one breakfast show with DAVID KOCH
and MELISSA DOYLE for all the latest news, sport and weather.
PG
Same day news, views and a variety of regular segments covering
health, fitness, celebrity gossip, cooking, counselling and fashion.
Hosted by LARRY EMDUR and KYLIE GILLIES.
The latest news from around Australia and overseas. Presented by
ANN SANDERS.
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THE NEED FOR SPEED - CARS
It's mankind's eighth deadly vice - speed. Explore the triumphs and
failures of vehicle evolution and ask the question: is there any limit to
how fast we can go?
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(D,L)
RIVER PHOENIX
River Phoenix's last day is recreated to tell the tragic tale of a young
man whose short life was dominated by the constant pressure to
perform.
G
Ernie's in the world's highest capital city - where you can eat anything
and never put on weight. Sophie steps back in time to picture-perfect
Tasmania. Tom plays in a massive theme park.
PG
ANITA
Mother of four, Anita, is determined to pursue her dream of moving
out to the coast for a new and better life but with her current house in
complete disarray and a tight budget the House Call experts have got
a big job on their hand's.
RAGGS (R) 'CC'
P
KEEPING CLEAN
An entertaining show for pre-schoolers about five fun loving dogs who
perform together in the 'Raggs Kids' Club Band'.
4:00
IT'S ACADEMIC 'CC'
C
SIMON REEVE returns with all new episodes of the educational and
entertaining show where schools compete to win cash and prizes.
4:30
SEVEN NEWS AT 4.30 'CC'
5:00
M*A*S*H (R)
G
WHITE GOLD
Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for
information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only
penicillin he gets is in the 'keister'. Starring ALAN ALDA, LORETTA
SWIT, WAYNE ROGERS, MCLEAN STEVENSON, LARRY
LINVILLE, GARY BURGHOFF, JAMIE FARR and WILLIAM
CHRISTOPHER.
5:30
DEAL OR NO DEAL 'CC'
G
ANDREW O'KEEFE returns in this exhilarating hit game show where
contestants play for $200,000.
6:00
SEVEN NEWS WITH PETER MITCHELL 'CC'
PETER MITCHELL presents today's news with DAVID BROWN
updating the weather. Sport is with SANDY ROBERTS.
6:30
TODAY TONIGHT WITH MATT WHITE 'CC'
MATT WHITE reports on the latest news and current social issues.
The latest news sport and weather from around Australia and
overseas.
Melbourne
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
7:00
HOME AND AWAY 'CC'
PG
(V)
One person's return to the Bay is met with hostility. Xavier worries
about the safety of his brother. Starring DAVID JONES-ROBERTS,
JESSICA TOVEY, LINCOLN LEWIS, TODD LASANCE, JOSH
QUONG TART and ALEXANDRA PARK.
7:30
THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE 'CC'
PG
Get ready to open the door to a brand new season of hilarious
performers put into elaborate dramatic peril. Host SHANE BOURNE
and generous judge TOM GLEISNER return with many new exciting
situations.
8:30
CRIMINAL MINDS 'CC'
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HOUSE ON FIRE
The BAU team work quickly to track down a serial arsonist who has
instilled fear into a small town by setting fire to community meeting
places and killing several residents in the process. Starring JOE
MANTEGNA, THOMAS GIBSON, SHEMAR MOORE, PAGET
BREWSTER, MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER, A J COOK, KIRSTEN
VANGSNESS, JOEL JOHNSTONE, TIZ MCWILLIAMS, HEIDI
FECHT, AARON HART, TABITHA MORELLA, MARK COSTELLO,
MARCY GOLDMAN, MICHAEL ROOKER, SAM ANDERSON, J J
PYLE, MARC BOSSLEY, MICHAEL VILLANI, SHANNON LUCIO and
TOMMY DEWEY.
9:30
MY NAME IS EARL 'CC'
PG
JOY IN A BUBBLE
Earl's gift to Joy keeps on giving when she contracts a flesh eating
infection on her toe from the hot tub he found on the side of the road.
And Earl learns the real reason why Dodge and Earl Jr. have no
friends. Starring JASON LEE, ETHAN SUPLEE, JAIME PRESSLY,
NADINE VELAZQUEZ, EDDIE STEEPLES, SUZY NAKAMURA,
LOUIS T MOYLE and TREY CARLISLE.
10:00
FAMILY GUY 'CC'
M
I DREAM OF JESUS
When Peter rediscovers his love for the painfully annoying yet
seductively catchy tune 'The Bird's The Word', Brian and Stewie
decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song
will never be heard again! With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE,
SETH GREEN, MILA KUNIS, ALEX BORSTEIN, MIKE HENRY,
ALEC SULKIN, ADAM WEST, RALPH GARMAN, CHRIS COX and
STEVE CALLAGHAN.
10:30
RUSSELL BRAND'S PONDERLAND
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FOOD
From chastising overweight kids to protecting secret stashes, from
creative recycling to the concept of cannibalism - Russell ponders all
things food!
11:00
LOST 'CC'
M
12:00
DATELINE NBC
PG
1:00
A COUNTRY PRACTICE
2:00
HOME SHOPPING
4:00
NBC TODAY 'CC'
5:30
SEVEN EARLY NEWS 'CC'
G
G
SOME LIKE IT HOTH
Suspicions about a possible breach intensify after Ben is taken from
the infirmary. And a reluctant Miles is forced to work with Hurley when
he's asked to deliver an important package to a top Dharma official.
Starring MATTHEW FOX, EVANGELINE LILLY, MICHAEL
EMERSON, JORGE GARCIA, NAVEEN ANDREWS, YUNJIN KIM,
HENRY IAN CUSICK, JEREMY DAVIES, JOSH HOLLOWAY, KEN
LEUNG, ELIZABETH MITCHELL AND TERRY O'QUINN.
THE MODEL AND THE MILLIONAIRE
He was a real estate mogul looking for an attractive wife. And she was
a younger woman who seemed rather unsophisticated...or so he
thought.
LOVE HURTS - PART 2
A family is torn apart when an undiagnosed medical problem causes a
loving father and husband to become irritable and violent. Starring
SHANE PORTEOUS, LORRAE DESMOND, BRIAN WENZEL,
JOYCE JACOBS, SYD HEYLEN, GORDON PIPER, JOAN SYDNEY,
DI SMITH, JOSEPHINE MITCHELL, BRETT CLIMO, KATE RAISON,
NICK BUFALO, IVAR KANTS, DARREN PAUL, SALLY MCKENZIE,
EMILY LEIDING, SHANNON CLARK and ANDREA MOOR.
Shopping program.
International news and weather. Including interviews with newsmakers
in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport.
NATALIE BARR and MARK BERETTA present the latest news, sport
and weather from around Australia and overseas.
Melbourne
Thursday, May 7, 2009
6:00
SUNRISE 'CC'
9:00
THE MORNING SHOW 'CC'
11:30
SEVEN MORNING NEWS WITH ANN SANDERS
'CC'
12:00
SPECIAL (R) 'CC'
1:00
FINAL 24 (R)
2:00
THE GREAT OUTDOORS (R) 'CC'
3:00
HOUSE CALL
3:30
Wake up to Australia's number one breakfast show with DAVID KOCH
and MELISSA DOYLE for all the latest news, sport and weather.
PG
Same day news, views and a variety of regular segments covering
health, fitness, celebrity gossip, cooking, counselling and fashion.
Hosted by LARRY EMDUR and KYLIE GILLIES.
The latest news from around Australia and overseas. Presented by
ANN SANDERS.
G
THE GIBB RIVER ROAD AND BEYOND - PART 1
Join MALCOLM DOUGLAS as he captures the grandeur and isolation
of the remote Gibb River Road, one of the great 4-wheel drive
adventure treks of Australia.
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(D,A)
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
He was an author trapped in the body of a rock star. His drug-fuelled
adventures were legendary and became the basis of one of the
classics of 20th century literature. Chart the life of this troubled genius
G
Shelley explores America's magical Florida Keys. Di picnics in
Tasmania's Cradle Mountain. Tom tries Aerochuting - a powered
parachute jump in Victoria. Sophie samples French Islander cuisine.
PG
PETER & REBECKH
Newly-weds, Peter and Rebeckh, are looking at starting a family
which means selling their funky two bedroom terrace house and
finding something bigger. But with inner city property in high demand,
the House Call experts have some sound advice.
RAGGS (R) 'CC'
P
TIME
An entertaining show for pre-schoolers about five fun loving dogs who
perform together in the 'Raggs Kids' Club Band'.
4:00
IT'S ACADEMIC 'CC'
C
SIMON REEVE returns with all new episodes of the educational and
entertaining show where schools compete to win cash and prizes.
4:30
SEVEN NEWS AT 4.30 'CC'
5:00
M*A*S*H (R)
G
ABYSSINIA, HENRY
When Henry finally gets his discharge, he has two final requests for
his farewell party; Klinger turns up in an outrageous tropical outfit and
he gets a kiss from Hotlips. Starring ALAN ALDA, LORETTA SWIT,
WAYNE ROGERS, MCLEAN STEVENSON, LARRY LINVILLE,
GARY BURGHOFF, JAMIE FARR and WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER.
5:30
DEAL OR NO DEAL 'CC'
G
ANDREW O'KEEFE returns in this exhilarating hit game show where
contestants play for $200,000.
6:00
SEVEN NEWS WITH PETER MITCHELL 'CC'
PETER MITCHELL presents today's news with DAVID BROWN
updating the weather. Sport is with SANDY ROBERTS.
6:30
TODAY TONIGHT WITH MATT WHITE 'CC'
MATT WHITE reports on the latest news and current social issues.
The latest news sport and weather from around Australia and
overseas.
Melbourne
Thursday, May 7, 2009
7:00
HOME AND AWAY 'CC'
PG
Martha finds the strength to confront the past. Roman is plagued by
nightmares. Hugo makes it to hospital just in time. Starring DAVID
JONES-ROBERTS, JESSICA TOVEY, LINCOLN LEWIS, TODD
LASANCE, JOSH QUONG TART, ALEXANDRA PARK and
BERNARD CURRY.
7:30
GHOST WHISPERER 'CC'
PG
LIFE ON THE LINE
Melinda helps a family in turmoil after a freak accident. Meanwhile,
Delia has her first haunting and discovers why sometimes it's easier to
be a sceptic than a believer. Guest starring SHARON LAWRENCE.
Also starring JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, DAVID CONRAD, CAMRYN
MANHEIM, CHRISTOPH SANDERS, JAMIE KENNEDY, KENNETH
MITCHELL, WYATT SMITH, RYAN KELLEY, KYLE SECOR and
DARIUSH KASHANI.
8:30
9:30
10:30
GREY'S ANATOMY 'CC'
PRIVATE PRACTICE 'CC'
HEROES 'CC'
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(A)
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
M
(A)
SECOND CHANCES
M
BUILDING 26
Bailey grows desperate as a patient's condition becomes more and
more dire. Everyone in the hospital is stepping up to try to find the boy
a new organ donor, including Meredith, who considers a death row
patient's wish to die before execution. Meanwhile, an injury leaves
Mark in a compromising position in the OR. Guest starring ERIC
STOLTZ, SAMANTHA MATHIS and JESSICA CAPSHAW. Also
starring ELLEN POMPEO, PATRICK DEMPSEY, SANDRA OH,
KATHERINE HEIGL, JUSTIN CHAMBERS, T R KNIGHT, CHANDRA
WILSON, JAMES PICKENS, JR, SARA RAMIREZ AND ERIC DANE.
Addison's brother, Archer, moves to LA to begin work at Pacific
Wellcare, causing problems for both her and Naomi. Cooper
encourages Violet to talk to Pete and Sheldon about her pregnancy,
but she's reluctant when she learns that neither of them wants
children. Guest starring CHRISTOPHER GARTIN. Also starring KATE
WALSH, TIM DALY, AUDRA MCDONALD, PAUL ADELSTEIN,
KADEE STRICKLAND, CHRIS LOWELL, TAYE DIGGS, AMY
BRENNEMAN, GRANT SHOW, BRIAN BENBEN, SHARON LEAL
and DIANA VENORA.
Nathan's plans face exposure as Homeland Security begins an
investigation under direct orders from the President of the United
States. Meanwhile, Sylar and Luke embark on a road trip to find
Sylar's father, but are secretly being hunted. Guest starring MOIRA
KELLY, JUSTIN BALDONI, DAN BYRD and ZELJKO IVANEK. Also
starring MILO VENTIMIGLIA, HAYDEN PANETTIERE, MASI OKA,
ALI LARTER, JACK COLEMAN AND GREG GRUNBERG.
11:30
BEAUTY AND THE GEEK
PG
AND THE WINNER IS......
MIKE RICHARDS reunites all ten couples as the final votes are
counted. Which couple will be crowned the winners of Beauty And
The Geek and take home $250,000?
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(V)
ABANDON
KATIE HOLMES stars in this thrilling drama as Catherine Burke, a
woman who is under a tremendous amount of pressure. She faces
exams, completion of her thesis, and a competitive interview process,
all of which is compounded when a police detective, Wade Handler,
begins
investigating the two year-old disappearance of her boyfriend, Embry
Langan, a young man whose memory haunts and obsesses her. Also
starring BENJAMIN BRATT, ZOOEY DESCHANEL, CHARLIE
HUNNAM,
MARK FEUERSTEIN, FRED WARD, MELANIE
LYNSKEY, PHILIP BOSCO, GABRIEL MANN and WILL
MCCORMACK.
**SERIES FINAL**
12:30
7HD LATE MOVIE (R) (2002)
2:00
HOME SHOPPING
4:00
NBC TODAY 'CC'
5:30
SEVEN EARLY NEWS 'CC'
Shopping program.
G
International news and weather. Including interviews with newsmakers
in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport.
NATALIE BARR and MARK BERETTA present the latest news, sport
and weather from around Australia and overseas.
Melbourne
Friday, May 8, 2009
6:00
SUNRISE 'CC'
9:00
THE MORNING SHOW 'CC'
11:30
SEVEN MORNING NEWS WITH ANN SANDERS
'CC'
12:00
SPECIAL (R) 'CC'
1:00
AFTERNOON MOVIE (R) (B&W) (1948)
2:30
DEAL OR NO DEAL
3:00
HOUSE CALL
3:30
4:00
Wake up to Australia's number one breakfast show with DAVID KOCH
and MELISSA DOYLE for all the latest news, sport and weather.
PG
Same day news, views and a variety of regular segments covering
health, fitness, celebrity gossip, cooking, counselling and fashion.
Hosted by LARRY EMDUR and KYLIE GILLIES.
The latest news from around Australia and overseas. Presented by
ANN SANDERS.
G
THE GIBB RIVER ROAD AND BEYOND - PART 2
Join MALCOLM DOUGLAS as he continues to capture the grandeur
and isolation of the remote Gibb River Road, one of the great 4-wheel
drive adventure treks of Australia.
PG
(V)
IF YOU KNEW SUSIE
A vaudeville team, discovering a famous ancestor, go to Washington
to claim $7,000,000,000 from the Government. Starring EDDIE
CANTOR, JOAN DAVIS, BOBBY DRISCOLL, ALLYN JOSLYN and
CHARLES DINGLE.
G
From 150 contestants one will win their way through to the final round,
and the chance to win $200,000. Hosted by ANDREW O'KEEFE.
PG
KATH & WAYNE
With their children recently flying the nest, Kath and Wayne are finding
their three bedroom home too much work. The House Call experts
provide them with all the right tools for buying and selling. But will an
unexpected problem mean they will never achieve their dream?
RAGGS (R) 'CC'
P
LOVE
An entertaining show for pre-schoolers about five fun loving dogs who
perform together in the 'Raggs Kids' Club Band'.
IT'S ACADEMIC 'CC'
C
SIMON REEVE returns with all new episodes of the educational and
entertaining show where schools compete to win cash and prizes.
**500TH EPISODE**
4:30
SEVEN NEWS AT 4.30 'CC'
5:00
M*A*S*H (R)
G
WELCOME TO KOREA - PART 1
Things have changed at the 4077th: Henry is gone, Trapper has
returned home and Frank's dream is realised - he is in charge.
Starring ALAN ALDA, LORETTA SWIT, LARRY LINVILLE, GARY
BURGHOFF, JAMIE FARR, MIKE FARRELL, HARRY MORGAN and
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER.
5:30
DEAL OR NO DEAL 'CC'
G
ANDREW O'KEEFE returns in this exhilarating hit game show where
contestants play for $200,000.
6:00
SEVEN NEWS WITH PETER MITCHELL 'CC'
PETER MITCHELL presents today's news with DAVID BROWN
updating the weather. Sport is with SANDY ROBERTS.
6:30
TODAY TONIGHT WITH MATT WHITE 'CC'
MATT WHITE reports on the latest news and current social issues.
The latest news sport and weather from around Australia and
overseas.
Melbourne
Friday, May 8, 2009
7:00
HOME AND AWAY 'CC'
7:30
BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS 'CC'
PG
(V)
G
Roman takes the first step in dealing with his trauma. And when the
mysterious boat is reached, a shocking discovery is made. Starring
CONRAD COLEBY.
GREAT MOTHER'S DAY IDEAS
Create a stunning year-round flowering courtyard with DIY furniture.
Fast Ed's Angel Cupcakes and Mushroom Risotto. How to make a
new kitten feel right at home. Johanna visits Victoria's Cruden Farm,
home to one of Australia's favourite mums, DAME ELISABETH
MURDOCH. Tara has some kid-friendly projects for 'one of a kind'
artworks. Graham investigates a prickly problem in a suburban
backyard. Dr Harry treats two baby budgies who can't stand up.
2009 AFL PREMIERSHIP SEASON
'CC'
G
11:45
BRUT FOOTY FLASHBACKS (R)
G
1984 GRAND FINAL - ESSENDON V HAWTHORN
SANDY ROBERTS takes footy fans down memory lane with the 1984
Grand Final between Essendon and Hawthorn. And reporter NEIL
KEARNEY catches up with AFL Legend LEIGH MATTHEWS and
triple premiership player TIM WATSON for their view on this thriller.
12:45
THE LATE MOVIE (R)
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(V)
DANGER BENEATH THE SEA
A nuclear attack submarine deep underwater, cut off from the world
above, threatens mass destruction. Only one man - Captain Miles
Sheffield - can avert this disaster. Starring CASPER VAN DIEN,
GERALD MCRANEY, VINCE CORAZZA, PAUL ESSIEMBRE,
DOMINIC ZAMPROGNA, MICHAEL MCLACHLAN, JIM THORBURN,
JOEL GORDON, KIM POIRIER and SHANE DALY.
3:00
HOME SHOPPING
4:00
NBC TODAY 'CC'
8:30
RND 7: ESSENDON VS HAWTHORN
Friday Night Football is set for another blockbuster as the reigning
premiers do battle with the rising Bombers. The Hawks have won the
last six clashes against the Bombers. Before that, the Bombers won
the previous 10 matches against the Hawks. With the Hawks battling
injury and suspensions this year, is it time for the trend to change
again and the Bombers to notch a win? Or will the reigning premiers
continue its supremacy?
Shopping program.
G
International news and weather. Including interviews with newsmakers
in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport.
Melbourne
Saturday, May 9, 2009
6:00
MY FRIENDS TIGGER AND POOH (R)
G
EEYORE'S TRIP TO THE MOON/THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING
ROO,
Darby and Buster, join Pooh and Tigger to explore the natural world in
many fun-filled adventures in The Hundred Acre Wood.
6:30
HANDY MANNY
G
TOOL IN A CHINA SHOP / WELCOME TO SHEET ROCK HILLS
Manny is a helpful handyman, who with the help of his amazing set of
talking tools is the town's expert when it comes to repairs.
7:00
SATURDAY DISNEY 'CC'
G
Great fun and entertainment including cartoons. Hosted by SHAE
BREWSTER, SALLY STANTON and JACK YABSLEY.
KIM POSSIBLE (R)
Kim Possible is a typical high school girl who, in her spare time,
happens to save the world from evil villains Then, it's back to her
family and homework...
WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE: RACING
Alex has a crush on a 'gear head' type guy named Dean and plots to
gain his interest by asking Jerry if he can fix up his old junky car.
Starring SELENA GOMEZ, DAVID HENRIE, JAKE T AUSTIN,
JENNIFER STONE and MARIA CANALS and DAVID DELUISE.
HANNAH MONTANA: YOU NEVER GIVE ME MY MONEY
Miley finds that she is always running low on her allowance so she
asks Robby for a raise. Starring MILEY CYRUS EMILY OSMENT
JASON EARLES MITCHEL MUSSO BILLY RAY CYRUS RYAN
PINKSTON PETER ALLEN VOGT.
9:00
SATURDAY MORNING DISNEY MOVIE (R)
(1951)
G
ALICE IN WONDERLAND
Follow the curious adventure of Alice who falls down a rabbit hole and
finds herself in a strange and magical world. As she tries to find her
way back home she meets some strange and puzzling characters
along the way. With the voices of KATHRYN BEAUMONT, ED
WYNN, STERLING HOLLOWAY, JERRY COLONNA, RICHARD
HAYDN, VERNA FELTON and BILL THOMPSON.
10:30
MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE
G
GOOFY THE HOMEMAKER
Help Mickey Mouse and his friends as they journey on different
adventures filled with fun, puzzles and games.
11:00
ZEKE'S PAD 'CC'
C
DRAWING CONCLUSIONS
There is a mystery to be solved and Zeke is determined to use his pad
to become a super sleuth.
11:30
MASTER RAINDROP (R) 'CC'
C
CREATIVITY
Get ready for a fun and exciting adventure as four young friends
journey across the timeless world of Asian myths and legends.
12:00
SEVEN'S V8 SUPERCARS 2009
4:30
HARRY'S PRACTICE
G
Join DR. HARRY COOPER and DR. KATRINA WARREN for
everything you need to know about animals.
5:00
BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS 'CC'
G
GREAT MOTHER'S DAY IDEAS
Create a stunning year-round flowering courtyard with DIY furniture.
Fast Ed's Angel Cupcakes and Mushroom Risotto. How to make a
new kitten feel right at home. Johanna visits Victoria's Cruden Farm,
home to one of Australia's favourite mums, DAME ELISABETH
MURDOCH. Tara has some kid-friendly projects for 'one of a kind'
artworks. Graham investigates a prickly problem in a suburban
backyard. Dr Harry treats two baby budgies who can't stand up.
V8 SUPERCARS: WINTON – RACE 1 & 2
The V8 Supercars return to Winton in central Victoria for the third
event of the year. Today we have Qualifying, Top Ten Shootout and
Race 1 over 100km. The second race is run over 200km at the Winton
Motor Raceway in central Victoria. This weekend sees the introduction
of smaller 100 litre fuel tanks and a second option tyre to mix up the
strategies in the racing. Commentators are MATT WHITE, NEIL
CROMPTON, MARK SKAIFE, MARK BERETTA and MARK
LARKHAM.
**ENCORE PRESENTATION**
6:00
SEVEN NEWS WITH JENNIFER KEYTE 'CC'
6:30
BILLY CONNOLLY: JOURNEY TO
THE EDGE OF THE WORLD 'CC'
JENNIFER KEYTE presents today's news with ROB GELL updating
the weather. Sport is with TIM WATSON.
PG
Billy Connolly continues his trip, normally this section of the route is
impossible to cross because the sea is totally iced up, but with the
changing climate, the ice melts for a just a few summer weeks giving
Billy the chance of a lifetime to explore a part of the Arctic seen by
very few before.
Melbourne
Saturday, May 9, 2009
7:30
KATH & KIM (R) 'CC'
PG
WORK
Kath becomes a health professional and has the TAFE certificate to
prove it. Kim needs a guinea pig for her new career. Brett is busting to
impress his bosses. Guest starring MAGGIE BEER, SHANNON
BENNETT, BILL GRANGER, DONNA HAY and KYLIE KWONG. Also
starring JANE TURNER, GINA RILEY, GLENN ROBBINS, PETER
ROWSTHORN and MAGDA SZUBANSKI.
8:00
9:00
THE VICAR OF DIBLEY (R) 'CC'
PG
(S,D)
PROGRAM T.B.A
12:00
7HD LATE MOVIE (2004)
1:30
AUTUMN
Alice and Hugo return from their honeymoon in a state of bliss. When
she realises she's put on four pounds in a month, she fears she's
losing her sexual allure. Meanwhile, an emergency meeting is held by
the Parish Council where Geraldine reveals some shocking news.
Starring DAWN FRENCH, GARY WALDHORN, JAMES FLEET,
EMMA CHAMBERS, JOHN BLUTHAL, TREVOR PEACOCK, ROGER
LLOYD-PACK and LIZ SMITH.
DETAILS TO BE ADVISED
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(V,S)
WAR STORIES
In the wake of the U.S. campaign in Afghanistan, civil war has broken
out in neighbouring Uzbekistan between the repressive government
and militant fundamentalists. Journalists from around the world have
gathered to cover this latest global hot spot. Starring JEFF
GOLDBLUM, LAKE BELL, LOUISE LOMBARD, JEFFREY
NORDLING and NOAM JENKINS.
FINAL 24 (R)
M
GIANNI VERSACE
Outrageous fashionista Gianni Versace lived life to the full. But was it
bad luck that Versace became a target or did the excesses of his life
finally catch up with him?
2:30
DEAL OR NO DEAL
G
From 150 contestants one will win their way through to the final round,
and the chance to win $200,000. Hosted by ANDREW O'KEEFE.
3:00
KIWIFRUIT
M
There's more to gay life than drag queens, amyl nitrate and sweaty
dance clubs. So here's a refreshingly honest, offbeat magazine-style
show with everything from movie reviews to tips on how to handle
your straight boss.
3:30
IT IS WRITTEN
G
THOU SHALT NOT BE A RELIGIOUS HYPOCRITE
In this program, you'll see what God has to say about people who do
not practice what they preach.
4:00
HOME SHOPPING
5:00
DATELINE NBC
Shopping program.
PG
STONE PHILLIPS and ANN CURRY present coverage of breaking
news from the USA.
Melbourne
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