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THe FINAL sHpiel
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August 12th, 2013 s “Mont-Tremblant’s Finest Newsmakers” s Camp Kinneret
What a summer!
BSE she wanted, BSE she
got! What a fantastic summer
it has been here at Camp
Kinneret once again. The
flagship summer of The
Weekly Shpiel saw superb
programming, hilarious camp
jokes, electrifying sports
competitions, and the
formation of a Chevra that
has undeniably become one
big family. As the editor of
the Shpiel, it has been my
utmost pleasure to report all
of this to you, the citizens of
Kinneretland. It is my hope
that on some rainy day during
this upcoming year, you all
will peruse a past issue of The
Shpiel and reminisce on what
a magical summer we’ve all
shared together. I love you
all, and wish you a safe and
satisfying school year, and
before you even know it, we
will back at camp once again
for the summer of 2014!!!
Signing off from the Shpiel,
-Yung Sneezy
table of contents
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Ernie Furt
3
Camp News
4
Culture
5
Editorials
6-11 Character Sketches
12-13 Head Staff
14
Best of BSE
15
Announcements
Ernie Furt
championship game
Final Score
Staff win
3–1
Photo cred to Craig Knobovitch
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Ernie Furt
August 12th, 2013 s “Mont-Tremblant’s Finest Newsmakers” s Camp Kinneret
Courtside comments
Eli Sherman
Greg Libman
Evan Sinclair
“It’s the same way every year, it’s a great
atmosphere whenever you come down to an
Ernie Furt game, especially a championship
game against these L.I.T.S. You know they
worked hard all year, they’ve practiced,
they’ve studied, and it should be a good game
but I’m not too worried.”
“Well L.I.T.S are playing a good game, staff
are playing a good game. I feel like the staff
don’t really need the win but the L.I.T.S
deserve it. I’m sort of half disappointed to see
the score tied, but we’re all human, I know
the L.I.T.S will get it back.”
“We didn’t score enough goals.”
Jacob Rubin Strudwick
Matthew Rogers
“It’s a little scary but it’s pretty promising
that we’ll still win. I have confidence in our
team.”
Noah Dawang
“L.I.T.S are the best, and staff suck.”
“Well I like it (3-1 score) cause I’m cheering
for the staff. I don’t know about you, you’re
probably cheering for the LITS because I see
a lot of people cheering for the LITS but I
like the staff a lot, so it’s kind of obvious that
they are going to win for me.”
Evan Schacter
Evan Schacter
“I think that my Ernie Furt year (2017-2018)
does have a chance against the Staff. At the
beginning of the game against Kochot we
didn’t play so badly, and then in the middle
we messed up. I think in KSC and Ernie Furt
I’ll be a good player, and I want to be one of
those all-star players that the camp will
remember.”
“Staff just won, I’m really sad about that. I
was cheering for the LITS, almost everyone
was. I think the LITS played one of the best
games the LITS every played and I’m really
proud of the LITS and they did a good job. I
can’t be mad at them.”
Lorne Rembach
“It was a rollercoaster tonight. I’m still in
shock that we actually took this one home.
The closest game I’ve ever played in seven
years. We won it for Kwinter.”
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Sneezus
“Well I try to have a very diversified palette
in my colour commentating. This game was
one of the tougher Ernie Furt championships
I’ve seen. The LITS went up with a goal and
maintained their lead for two straight periods.
It took an amazing effort by the staff and
three incredible goals, two of which by Eli
Sherman, in order for us to win it. I think the
LITS did a fantastic job, they battled the staff
every single play, they put a lot of good shots
on net, a lot of credit goes to goaltender
Michael Smilovitch for his amazing
goaltending play for the staff.”
Funkhouser
“It would have been a lot better if the LITS
would have won. When the LITS scored, it
gave me the feeling that they had the chance,
and that this might be the year that they beat
the staff. I’m upset, but they played a great
game and put up a great fight. They did their
best, and that’s what counts.”
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Camp News
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waterslides pt. 2
Alright, let’s get one thing straight, I hate water.
H2O is a no-no for me; what can I say, I don’t
like being wet. Waterslides is a different matter
altogether, the fun and joy of rushing down a
slide with a friend – all the while screaming your
head off. Or chillaxing in the lazy river with your
pals, tanning and splashing each other a bit.
Overall, the park itself is great. Now to move on
to the more important of waterslides – food!
Pizzas, burgers, poutine galore, ice cream, chips,
candy and more! The food was delicious as usual
and a nice change-up from camp food. Then we
come to the classic finishing part of water slides,
searching. Very thorough checking, jumping
emptying, pinning to the ground (cough Reuben
cough). Of course, this causes the Kinneret mad
dash, it can be quite the sight. Kids rushing to
Crime
finish all their food can be amusing, extremely
amusing. Overall, I give this year’s waterslides: Kinneret is a mostly peaceful camp, but recently crime rates have gone up. Multiple staff have been
arrested for crimes such as over-first pumping by Viner, excessive sarcasm by Smilo, and Talia stealing
9753 calls on the intercom Lorne Rembach got
the pontoon. Some campers have also been accused of illegal activity: Elisheva Sher has been playing
out of 1035 multiplied by X, with X representing the Song of Storms, a song that makes it rain, on her ocarina, which might explain our unfavourable
the number of rafts in the Lazy river.
weather. However, the most atrocious crime of all was committed by our own camp director Guy
Korngold: making the BSE too short!
Chill with you later, Elisheva Sher
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Culture
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gossip girls
Abby Wolfensohn, Cabin 8
Rumour has is that the
staff are keeping us out of
the forest because there are
werewolves living in it!
Look out!
Invisible Ali won the
camouflage competition
that has been going off the
patch of grass between
cabins 12 and 13 for over 3
years! Congrats, Ali!
A gibbie girl who wishes
to remain anonymous has
recently been caught
stealing jam from the
chadar!
Someone is putting
breadcrumbs on everyone’s
beds so check yours before
it’s too late!
We’ll keep you updated.
We know you love us!
-XoXo, GOSSIP GIRLS
Ask Jade S
Ask Jade S:
It’s that time of year again, folks! One of the most anticipated
events of the season is upon us… Camp Kinneret Banquet! This year
Dear Jade S,
the theme wowed us all as we were transported into a comic book for
Heroes versus Villains. And may we just say the costumes were amI Can’t believe the summer is almost over! What do i
ah-zing. That Iron man costume rocked the house with a flashing
do?
chest plate. And Poison Ivy looked like she grew off of a tree. It was
as if the real heroes and villains were in the room!
-Campsick
Everyone was dressed to the nines in their banquet finest.
Dear Campsick,
This year, lace and chiffon were both popular among the ladies
attending this exclusive event. Men were sporting lovely button
Don’t worry! Unless you are a second-year LIT, you
downs in many pastel shades. The light blue oxford shirt was a
popular choice, which was often paired with a khaki or maroon
can always come back next summer! If you’re 15, you
have Biluim to look forward to! Just make the most of trouser. Every one in attendance was dressed to impress and looking
fabulous.
what time you have left and remember to get your
Accessories are always a must when it comes to a formal
friends skypes, e-mails, addresses, and phone numbers.
event like this. We’ve seen that rings are a popular choice for the
focal point of an outfit this year. Many also chose to use a statement
necklace to accentuate their outfits. Nails were done in style with
Dear Jade S,
designs on stickers that can be placed on ones nails to quickly add a
pop of colour or a funky pattern to an outfit.
What can I do during menucha?
Overall we were so excited to see everyone’s banquet outfits,
One of the best things about Kinneret is the people.
and this year did not fail to impress. There is no better way to end the
Hang out with your friends on porches or picnic
summer’s fashion trend setting and spotting than with this night.
benches. You can play card games, ping pong, do
Fashion wise, this summer has been a smash hit. Commenting on all
makeovers, or just talk. If you want to be alone, you
of the sick trends has been such a blast… we can’t wait until next
can write home or read a book. Maybe you can write
summer to see what’s hot and what’s not in 2014!
something for the shpiel!
Xoxo
Katie Goldig and Dayla Cohen
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Editorials
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August 12th, 2013 s “Mont-Tremblant’s Finest Newsmakers” s Camp Kinneret
On Etymology and Making New Friends (Also, Learning New Words and Facts about Possums)
around you. They may then process what you have said, and analyze what
it reveals about who you are- your personality has just been pitched! The
product that’s up for sale is friendship, and if it looks like both sides would
benefit from the transaction, a new friendship can bloom! The Shpiel
could initiate the shpiel that brings two people together!
By Tiecheme Howda Dagii
Glossary
Etymology - a word’s origin or source
Implore - ask someone to do something
Ruminate - think deeply about something
Aptly - suitably
Extravagant - excessive, without restraint, fancy
As the words printed on these pages dance before your eyes, I
implore you take a step back and ruminate upon the deeper meaning of the
very Shpiel that you are holding. What exactly is The Weekly Shpiel?
What does it mean? Shpiel is an originally German word, adapted to
Yiddish, and then again to modern day English. The word normally refers
to an extravagant speech or sales pitch. If you think about it, each weekly
volume of the aptly named Weekly Shpiel is, in its own way, a sales pitch.
A sales pitch for creation, for self-expression, for sharing. You could
make a new friend over a shpiel, give them your own shpiel, they’ll give
you theirs. What is a conversation between strangers besides a glorified
sales pitch anyways? Everything you say is an expression of who you are,
and by speaking, you are presenting your own personal identity to those
We can actually look further back into the origin of the word
“shpiel” and draw some more interesting parallels. The original German
word “spiel” translates directly to “play”. Therefore: “spielen Opossum”
would obviously mean “playing possum” in German and “spielin Bakbuk”
would be German for “playing Bakbuk”, though Bakbuk is not a
particularly popular pastime in Western Europe. So Spiel means to play;
as one would play a game. You could play a game with a new friend, or
perhaps just on your own, with a Shpiel, in the Sudoku section. Two
people could be shpieling with a Shpiel, and then give eachother a shpiel
about their experiences shpieling with their respective Shpiels. I could
explain further, but it would be whole other shpiel.
Fun fact: The North American opossum (or tlacuache in Mexico)
has been known to pretend to be dead to trick predators into leaving it
alone. Hence, the expression “playing possum” is another way of saying
playing dead. The word “opossum” actually comes from the Algonquin
name “wapathemwa”, which means “white animal”. If you examine a
possum carefully you will notice that they are, in fact, white in colour, and
are undeniably also animals. The Algonquins were really good at naming
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Character Sketches
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August 12th, 2013 s “Mont-Tremblant’s Finest Newsmakers” s Camp Kinneret
Noa Wyman
Nickname: Nono
In 20 years: Peacekeeper
Last will and testament: Sweat pants
Cydel Levine
Nickname: Cyd
In 20 years: The next Picasso
Last will and testament: Keys to the A&C
Jordan Grosz
Nickname: J-Gro
In 20 years: All-Star Linebacker
Last will and testament: A football
Sydney Miller
Nickname: Squishy
In 20 years: Playing basketball
Last will and testament: Big bed
Liza Shahin
Nickname: Minnelli
In 20 years: Head of basketball chug
Last will and testament: Olivia
Chloe Fine
Nickname: Polaroid
In 20 years: President of the World
Last will and testament: Crutches
Jaimie Savelson
Nickname: Mr. Fedora
In 20 years: DJ for Virgin Radio
Last will and testament: Gabe's Speakers
Dana Azoulay
Nickname: Thing two
In 20 years: On the real housewives of MTL
Last will and testament: Tooth brush
Rachel Hadef
Nickname: Gabi
In 20 years: BFF
Last will and testament: A lock for her watch
Rheanne Pascal
Nickname: Riri
In 20 years: Reading
Last will and testament: Benji Budman
Alexa Kastner
Nickname: Hollywood
In 20 years: Movie star
Last will and testament: Lots of cuddles
Hope Burko
Nickname: Hopey
In 20 years: Hair dresser
Last will and testament: Detangler
Loucie Hartal
Nickname: Loucie Goosey
In 20 years: CKB nurse
Last will and testament: Zoe
Josh Bornstein
Nickname: Lil' B
In 20 years: KSC Commissioner (watch out
Reuben)
Last will and testament: A Ping Pong Paddle
Lauren Lahmy
Nickname: Lam Lam
In 20 years: Living large in Paris
Last will and testament: All her confiscated candy
Gabi Khabie
Nickname: Maya
In 20 years: BFF
Last will and testament: Soccer ball
Jess Furt
Nickname: Jessica
In 20 years: Singer
Last will and testament: Waterslides
Maya Esar
Nickname: Rachel
In 20 years: BFF
Last will and testament: Harry Potter
Lily Puterman-Salzman
Nickname: LPS
In 20 years: On The Bachelorette
Last will and testament: Men
Simone Aslan
Nickname: Cece
In 20 years: Writing Archie comics
Last will and testament: Binoculars
Matthew Hart
Nickname: The Cuber
In 20 years: Professional Rubik's Cuber
Last will and testament: World's Most
Difficult Rubik's Cube
Zoe Hazan
Nickname: Zozo
In 20 years: Travelling Southeast Asia with Loucie
Last will and testament: Loucie
Alicia Simeone
Nickname: Lis
In 20 years: Ballerina
Last will and testament: Chapstick
Matthew Boyer
Nickname: Ma Boi
In 20 years: Swimwear Goggles Model
Last will and testament: Sunglasses
Julia Katz
Nickname Jewelzzzz:
In 20 years: Doctor with 20 kids
Last will and testament: Hugs
Nicole Harrosh
Nickname: Nixx
In 20 years: Super hero
Last will and testament: Hat
Rivka Groszman
Nickname: Thing one
In 20 years: Pro dancer
Last will and testament: Hair rap
Mimi Sherman
Nickname: Miriam
In 20 years: World’s best mom
Last will and testament: Sleep
Max Mendel
Nickname: Maxie
In 20 years: One Direction Band Manager Ethan Zand
Last will and testament: Signed Harry
Nickname: Eazyyy
Styles Hologram
In 20 years: Head Biomechanical Engineer at
NASA
Ben Collins
Last will and testament: His Goggles
Nickname: BC
In 20 years: Compression Sock Model
Last will and testament: Nike AirMags with Power
Cabin 1
Val & Taryn
Cabin 2
Gabe & JSL
Mitchell Rubinstein
Nickname: Mitch to the Chell
In 20 years: Rocket Scientist
Last will and testament: Teeth
Obi Berlach
Nickname: Henry
In 20 years: George Lucas' Intern
Testament will and last: A Jar of Yoda Hair
Sean Herscovitch
Nickname: Lil' Hersco
In 20 years: Semi-Professional Basketball Player
Last will and testament: Gatorade Consultant
Ricky Kalisky
Nickname: Nice Guy Richard
In 20 years: Professional Harlem Shake Director
Last will and testament: A Less Fragile Hockey
Stick
Jeremy Kellner
Nickname: J-Kelly
In 20 years: Lawyer
Last will and testament: Metallica Memorabilia
Jordan Morgan
Nickname: J-Briq/Jo-Mo
In 20 years: Illusionist/Street Musician
Last will and testament: Magic Tricks
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Dylan Gitalis
August 12th,
Nickname: Dill4Lyfe
In 20 years: Fashionista Blogger
Last will and testament: More art to wear
Character Sketches
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2013 s “Mont-Tremblant’s Finest Newsmakers” s Camp Kinneret
Benji Budman
Nickname: Best Bud
In 20 years: Children's Author
Last will and testament: Short Shorts
Sam Vasserman
Nickname: The Karate Master
In 20 years: Professional Break Dancer
Last will and testament: Figure Skating Lessons
Lewis Gelfand
Nickname: Lewy G
In 20 years: A Doctor
Last will and testament: Harvey Spector
Cabin 3
Rogers & Sneezy
Ethan Levy
Nickname: Jewish Ahbed
In 20 years: Comicon organizer
Last will and testament: Community Anthology
Noah Sochaczevski
Nickname: No Sock
In 20 years: NBA barber
Last will and testament: Pink hair dye
Noah Korngold
Nickname: All Korngold Everything
In 20 years: Pro ocarina player
Last will and testament: Manga
Jackson Cooper
Nickname: Caucasian Coop
In 20 years: Head of NAACP
Last will and testament: 2014 Beats by Dre
Eli Dubrovski
Nickname: Dubro
In 20 years: Family consultant
Last will and testament: E.T.B
Aaron Gurman
Nickname: G-Money
In 20 years: Secret Agent
Last will and testament: Unsolvable riddle
Dylan Dubrovski
Nickname: Dyl Dubroski
In 20 years: Personal trainer
Last will and testament: Mail
Jacob Kreisman
Nickname: Crazy Bones
In 20 years: Stand-up comic
Last will and testament: Vitamin A
Jeremy Schacter
Nickname: Funkmaster Flex
In 20 years: President
Last will and testament: Glasses arm
Joey Shmerler
Nickname: Shneebly
In 20 years: Camp director
Last will and testament: A bag of candy
in a duffle
Zachary Sholzberg
Nickname: Your boy
In 20 years: Sports Scientist/Fire fighter
Last will and testament: Waterslides pass
Jonah Zoldan
Nickname: Dixon
In 20 years: Interviewing infants
Last will and testament: Leak-free shampoo
Jacob Nyveen
Nickname: Lil’ Frog
In 20 years: Swim instructor
Last will and testament: Monopoly deal expansion
Dylan Kaufman
Nickname: D.D. King
In 20 years: Yazz floutist
Last will and testament: canoe
tripping badge
Craig Knobovitch
Nickname: Big Knob
In 20 years: Photographer
Last will and testament: A fan
Sam Maislin
Nickname: Siberian Princess
In 20 years: Video game designer
Last will and testament: A spear
Greg Libman
Nickname: Cool Guy Greg
In 20 years: Camp doctor
Last will and testament: A hipster moustache
Zach Loiter
Nickname: Sir Non-Sequitur
In 20 years: Dr. Who expert
Last will and testament: Yom Lays
Cabin 4
Oren & Ruch
Sam Amar
Nickname: Nicki Minah
In 20 years: An astronaut
Last will and testament: Keys to the
starship
Jake Bier
Nickname: Heineken
In 20 years: A bar owner
Last will and testament: A sleeping bag
Josh Lallouz
Nickname: The Kid
In 20 years: Next Michael Phelps
Last will and testament: A real squirm
Aiden Shoham
Nickname: Meow
In 20 years: Israeli Ambassador
to Canada
Last will and testament: Shower shoes
Jordan Kis
Nickname: Matthew’s twin
In 20 years: A deep-voiced sports
announcer
Last will and testament: A mic
Levi Williams
Nickname: Amurrrrica
In 20 years: A zookeeper
Last will and testament: Another stuffed animal
Cabin 5
Eli & UB
Ben Korne
Nickname: Alberto
In 20 years: Successful sports agent
Last will and testament: Unlimited water balloons
Andrew Korne
Nickname: Acorn
In 20 years: Ex-sports agent borrowing money
from his brother
Last will and testament: A new Domo shirt
Felix Sebag
Nickname: Fe Fe
In 20 years: NFL QB
Last will and testament: A new doo doo
Alex Lande
Nickname: The Land Man
In 20 years: In L.I.T.S
Last will and testament: More teeth
Ethan Hadef
Nickname: E-Man
In 20 years: Personal trainer
Last will and testament: New pair of shorts
Aiden Lang
Nickname: The Ox
In 20 years: Zoologist specializing in grasshoppers
Last will and testament: Uno cards
Elijah Socaczevski
Nickname: Wings
In 20 years: KSC commissioner
Last will and testament: A new stuffed animal
Max Zylberzsac
Nickname: Giraffe
In 20 years: Writer for Wall Street Journal
Last will and testament: Stilts
Aiden Elharrar
Nickname: Captain Spock
Noah Rabinovitch
In 20 years: Re-watching Harry Potter for 100th
Nickname: Bespectacled
time
In 20 years: Optometrist
Last will and testament: Tuck everyday
Last will and testament: A better spirit
animal
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Character Sketches
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August 12th, 2013 s “Mont-Tremblant’s Finest Newsmakers” s Camp Kinneret
Asher Zand
Nickname: Jungle Man
In 20 years: Understudy to Indiana Jones
Last will and testament:A 40 pound geod
John Jaggerman
Nickname: JJ
In 20 years: A tennis pro
Last will and testament: A messy bed to make
Ezra Williams
Nickname: Tuna
In 20 years: Massaging anyone who asks
Last will and testament: A giant balloon
Daniel Fishko
Nickname: D-Fish
In 20 years: Will own every piece of technology
Last will and testament: A fly swatter
Avi Korman
Nickname: Av
In 20 years: Living in the jungle
Last will and testament: A real grappling hook
Dylan Savelson
Nickname: Pickle
In 20 years: Broadway star
Last will and testament: World’s sparkliest fedora
Jacob Krakovitch
Nickname: Cracker
In 20 years: Philanthropist
Last will and testament: Glowsticks
Jacob Rubin-Strudwick
Nickname: JRS
In 20 years: Fisherman
Last will and testament: The pontoon
Lucas Hart
Nickname: L’Art
In 20 years: CKB Tripper
Last will and testament: Foster’s canoe
Jonathan Gordon
Nickname: Johnny
In 20 years: Successful business man
Last will and testament: Comic books
Danny Korngold
Nickname: Korny
In 20 years: Superstar athlete
Last will and testament: Basketball
Liberty Budman
Nickname: Libby
In 20 years: A yoga instructor
Last will and testament: the “Shannon”
Alexandra Libman
Nickname: Monkey
In 20 years: Owner of a jungle gym
Last will and testament: Duct tape
Drew Bornstein
Nickname: Brees
In 20 years: Philip Rivers
Last will and testament: Football
Serena Cohen
Nickname: Na’abobeske
In 20 years: Hair stylist
Last will and testament: A hair brush
Ashley Kastner
Nickname: Lil Burdie
In 20 years: Head of Va’ad glee
Last will and testament: Gossip magazine
Daniel Ifergan
Nickname: Iffy
In 20 years: Coach of the Leafs
Last will and testament: KSC Cup
Sydney Maislin
Nickname: Fishy
In 20 years: A onesie salesmen
Last will and testament: 4th eye
Madison Farkas
Nickname: Diva
In 20 years: Owner of Jack and Jill
Last will and testament: Lifetime Jack and Jill
membership
Cabin 6
Hannah, Gill, & Starr
Emma Stutman
Nickname: Hermione
In 20 years: Teacher
Last will and testament: Mars Bars
Cabin 8
Gourdji, Burdo & Kelly
Ruby Gelfand
Nickname: Boo
Sony Berlach
In 20 years: An actress
Nickname: Sonia
Last will and testament: Jayden, Stella and Bijou In 20 years: A Domo fan girl
Last will and testament: Sleepy spray
Isabel Gelman
Lauren Rouben
Nickname: Laur
In 20 years: Therapist
Last will and testament: Socks
Nickname: Izzy
Gabrielle Switzer
In 20 years: Professional bracelet maker
Nickname: Gingy
Last will and testament: DVD of “Monsters High” In 20 years: Singer
Last will and testament: Sunscreen
Nora Jin Sokoloff
Jaimie Pascal
Nickname: Jamaymay
In 20 years: Olympic swimmer
Last will and testament: Goggles
Nickname: NJ
In 20 years: Acrobat
Last will and testament: Rainbow loom
Anna Leah Saragovi
Nickname: Seniorita
In 20 years: Dancer
Last will and testament: Slinky
Izzy Liebmann
Nickname: Iz
In 20 years: Firewoman
Last will and testament: More 1D posters
Zoe Small
Nickname: Duct tape queen
In 20 years: Clothing folder at the GAP
Last will and testament: Eye cover
Jess Tillson
Nickname: Jessie T
In 20 years: Hairdresser
Last will and testament: Hair straightener
Mia Moghrabi
Nickname: Boda
In 20 years: Manicurist
Last will and testament: Bugspray and
calamine lotion
Olivia Benguigui
Nickname: Bon Qui Qui
In 20 years: Comedian
Last will and testament: More sass
Amanda Rosenthal
Nickname: Mandy
In 20 years: Artist
Last will and testament: Halls
Samantha Shwenger
Nickname: Thing 1
In 20 years: Producer of Pitch Perfect 2
Last will and testament: A back scratcher
Hannah Rouben
Nickname: Thing 2
In 20 years: A day care worker
Last will and testament: Sleepy juice
Shira Katz-Zeitlin
Nickname: Poochie
In 20 years: Gymnast
Last will and testament: More blankets
Lia Garshowitz
Nickname: Motek
In 20 years: Diver
Last will and testament: More butt dances
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Character Sketches
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August 12th, 2013 s “Mont-Tremblant’s Finest Newsmakers” s Camp Kinneret
Iris Cohen
Nickname: I
In 20 years: Taller
Last will and testament: towels
Emily Levy
Nickname: Emmy
In 20 years: Singer
Last will and testament: Microphone
Sarah Qin
Nickname: SQ
In 20 years: Chef
Last will and testament: Unlimited soup
Emma Grover
Nickname: Vajemma
In 20 years: Soccer player
Last will and testament: Army pants and flip-flops
Jennifer Schwartz
Nickname: Jenny
In 20 years: Toy store owner
Last will and testament: More stuffed animals
Victoria Schwartz
Nickname: Tori
In 20 years: Hairdresser
Last will and testament: Unlimited supply of sock
buns
Davina Toledano
Nickname: D
In 20 years: Makeup artist
Last will and testament: Shepsie
Abbey Bard
Nickname: Abbz
In 20 years: Teacher
Last will and testament: Reading material
Talia Salis
Nickname: Fluffy Fluffy Bear
In 20 years: Veterinarian
Last will and testament: More hugs
Alexia Shlien
Nickname: Lex
In 20 years: Scientist
Last will and testament: Mad science
Temima Silver
Nickname: Mimsel
In 20 years: Singer/songwriter
Last will and testament: Makeup kit
Julia Katz
Nickname: Jewelzzz
In 20 years: Lifeguard
Last will and testament:Pics of her dog
Shoshana Lallouz
Nickname: Shoshi
In 20 years: Background singer for Beyonce
Last will and testament: Flower garden
Audrey Korngold
Nickname: Audge Podge
In 20 years: Clothing designer
Last will and testament: Brandy Melville gift card
Alexa Kastner
Nickname: Lex
In 20 years: CEO of a major Co.
Last will and testament: X’s and O’s
Abby Wolfenson
Nickname: Wolf
In 20 years: Astronaut
Last will and testament: Vitamin C
Lily Gelman
Nickname: Lil G
In 20 years: Fashion designer
Last will and testament: Microphone
Olivia Layman
Nickname: Layman
In 20 years: Kindergarten teacher
Last will and testament: Lifetime supply of
lactose pills
Naomi Diamond
Nickname: Nay
In 20 years: Olympic gymnast
Last will and testament:Leotard
Alexandra Elharrar
Nickname: Alex
In 20 years: Teacher
Last will and testament: Ice pack
Hannah Liben
Nickname: Hanns
In 20 years: Doctor
Last will and testament: Cheetah sweater
Ella Korne
Nickname: Umbr-Ella-Ella-Ella
In 20 years: Dentist
Last will and testament: Curl cream
Cabin 9
Eryn & Kate
Liza Shahin
Nickname: Minnelli
In 20 years: Basketball player
Last will and testament: Bug bite cream
Olivia Elman
Nickname: Olive
In 20 years: Astonaut
Last will and testament: Watch
Natasha Caruso
Nickname: Nash
In 20 years: Actress
Last will and testament: Hairbrush
Natasha Salpeter
Nickname: Tash
In 20 years: Professional athlete
Last will and testament: Canoe
Grace Candiotti
Nickname: Candy Girl
In 20 years: Gymnast
Last will and testament: iPod
Sarah Moghrabi
Nickname: Mogli
In 20 years: Personal stylist
Last will and testament: Brandy clothes
Rachel Hadef
Nickname: Rachie
In 20 years: Nuclear physicist
Last will and testament: Lifetime supply
of towels and underwear
Talia Loiter
Nickname: Tal
In 20 years: American history professor
Last will and testament: Waterballoons
Chloe Ohana
Nickname: Chlo
In 20 years: Vet
Last will and testament: Spray on shoes
Aliya Behar
Nickname: Lili
In 20 years: Talk show host
Last will and testament: Magazine quizzes
Cabin 10
Noah Dawang
Nickname: False
In 20 years: Anthem writer
Last will and testament: Copyright to Weekly
Shpiel anthem
Matt Oppenheim
Nickname: Pinocchio
In 20 years: Still called Matt-O
Last will and testament: Kleenex
Michael Benlolo
Nickname: Yolo Lolo
In 20 years: Still scrawny
Last will and testament: 3-point range
Noah Ifergan
Nickname: Claire
In 20 years: Still in the WS
Last will and testament: A Post summer
Theo Cape
Nickname: Ellen
In 20 years: Still fabulous
Last will and testament: #1
Ethan Shahin
Nickname: Fantastic One
In 20 years: Jack Black
Last will and testament: Guitair pick
vol.7
Character Sketches
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Jordan Luden
Nickname: Winnie the Pooh
In 20 years: Tickle-Me Elmo
Last will and testament: The Korne bros
Emily Levy
Nickname: Emmy
In 20 years: Singer
Last will and testament: Microphone
Erik Perez
Nickname: Gossip Girl
In 20 years: On The Bachelor
Last will and testament: Abreva
Michael Grosz
Nickname: Sushi
In 20 years: Slightly less Grosz
Last will and testament: Another night with Gilli
Will Furt
Nickname: Metta World Peace
In 20 years: Ernie
Last will and testament: A foot
Raffi Rothstein
Nickname: Lamb
In 20 years: Frog farmer
Last will and testament: An Israeli to play with
Evan Ullman
Nickname: Keys
In 20 years: Lucha Libre
Last will and testament: A thumb
Max Morgan
Nickname: Donkey
In 20 years: Soccer player
Last will and testament: Anger management
classes
Jacob Grover
Nickname: The Pope
In 20 years: Short
Last will and testament: A bodyguard for Emma
Foster Salpeter
Nickname: McNugget
In 20 years: Stuck in the rafters
Last will and testament: Another muscle shirt
Raffi Caruso
Nickname: Dougie
In 20 years: Still at Camp Kinneret
Last will and testament: Queen of Hearts
Cabin 11
David Ifergan
Nickname: Lil Barbarian
In 20 years: Living in Mexico
Last will and testament: Platform shoes
Mattthew Kis
Nickname: Hug
In 20 years: Can’t jump high enough
Last will and testament: High jump
Noa Malek
Nickname: Semi
In 20 years: Still want to be young
Last will and testament: A game
Daniel Fogel
Nickname: Johnson
In 20 years: Attending comic-con
Last will and testament: A pillow
Aaron Safer-Rosenthal
Nickname: Cushion
In 20 years: Hosting Comic-con
Last will and testament: Comic books
Theo Collins
Nickname: The elephant
In 20 years: Belly button will take over his body
Last will and testament: KSC cup
Avi Caplan
Nickname: Kandahar
In 20 years: Street performer
Last will and testament: New Ukulele
Shaun Sederoff
Nickname: Bedtime
In 20 years: Historian
Last will and testament: A book
Avi Roth
Nickname: Button
In 20 years: A cheerleader
Last will and testament: Another sweater
Jonny Diamanstein
Nickname: Poke
In 20 years: Still be practicing his parsha
Last will and testament: An earlier
Bar-Mitzvah
Gilli Cohen
Nickname: Helicopter
In 20 years: Dr. Phil
Last will and testament: A proper nipple
Jamie Elman
Nickname: Got Milk?
In 20 years: A merman
Last will and testament: Maccabee medal
Josh Zacks
Nickname: The Truth
In 20 years: Just one Zack
Last will and testament: Magnum bar
Ezra Budman
Nickname: Desert
In 20 years: Still be naked
Last will and testament: D of the day chair
Josh Tilson
Nickname: The Rager
In 20 years: Be running
Last will and testament: Running shoes!
Jonathan Sochaczevksi
Nickname: Kass
In 20 years: Goliath
Last will and testament: Stilts
Cabin 12
Megan Goldwax
Nickname: AJ
In 20 years: Still concussed
Last will and testament: Yoga lessons
Zoe Young
Nickname: Smiley
In 20 years: Soccer mom
Last will and testament: A canoe
Kiki Cooper
Nickname: Won ton soup
In 20 years: Still doing banquet
Last will and testament: Time
Sierra Shuster-Leibner
Nickname: X
In 20 years: On So You Think You Can Dance
Last will and testament: Videotape
Alex Katz
Nickname: Barbie
In 20 years: Her own surgerical kit
Last will and testament: DV
Lexi Hecht
Nickname: Kijiji
In 20 years: In Africa
Last will and testament: Goat
Sophie Salzman
Nickname: 11
In 20 years: Still best friends with Theo
Last will and testament: Cell phone
Elana Baum
Nickname: McDonalds
In 20 years: Married to Ethan Shahin
Last will and testament: Mirror
Jessie Young
Nickname: Actor
In 20 years: Maccabi Basketball coach
Last will and testament: 5 more weeks at camp
Arielle Sadaka
Nickname: Blackhawk
In 20 years: Pro track and field athlete
Last will and testament: Colourful leggings
Cass Bier
Nickname: Lil John
In 20 years: Owner of her own camp
Last will and testament: Kinneret hill escalator
Erica Assayag
Nickname: Escargot
In 20 years: Track and field coach
Last will and testament: A hat
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Character Sketches
August 12th, 2013 s “Mont-Tremblant’s Finest Newsmakers” s Camp Kinneret
Amanda Khabie
Nickname: Son
In 20 years: A cabbie
Last will and testament: Eddie
Emily Pencer
Nickname: Pitch
In 20 years: Marathon runner
Last will and testament: A jaw
Hannah Gelman
Nickname: Deal
In 20 years: Teacher at acting school
Last will and testament: Her own broadway show
Cabin 13
Talia McGourdji
Nickname: Combo
In 20 years: Finally a Gourdji
Last will and testament: An extra bed
Olivia Cohen
Nickname: Bengigi
In 20 years: Twentyy-twooooo
Last will and testament: A Kim booty
Yona Grossman
Nickname: Batman
In 20 years: Dance
Last will and testament: Another day in
Cabin 6
Shira Miller
Nickname: Ice cream man
In 20 years: Brenda Dzaldov
Last will and testament: Robin
Shira Silver
Nickname: Annie
In 20 years: Gold
Last will and testament: A twin that looks like her
Jasmine Silver
Nickname: Wings
In 20 years: In a whole new world
Last will and testament: Aladdin
Erica Rothman
Nickname: Semlly cat
In 20 years: Married to Guy
Last will and testament: Un-pantasble-pants
Libby Lassman
Nickname: Kit Kat
In 20 years: Nava
Last will and testament: Spot in the boy’s canoe trip tent
Julie Besnos
Nickname: Scarecros
In 20 years: Still be at post-Ra’ad hugs
Last will and testament: Shirt that reaches her pants Elisheva Sher
Nickname: Sunny
Cassie Lann
In 20 years: Running LITness
Nickname: Mouse
Last will and testament: A real fur foxtail
In 20 years: Still not have gone back
Maya Liebmann
Last will and testament: A better Knights captain
Nickname: Ringo Starr
Mira Korngold
In 20 years: Groupie
Nickname: Hoax
Last will and testament: A smile
In 20 years: A pilot
Andie Young
Last will and testament: A helicopter
Nickname: Shpiel
Taylor Savelson
In 20 years: Old
Nickname: Cash money
Last will and testament: An Ark owner
In 20 years: TChef
Leela Shamash
Last will and testament: Wasp repellant
Nickname: Voilet
In 20 years: A hippie
Last will and testament: Shoes
Rebecca Salpeter
Nickname: Abu
In 20 years: Organized
Last will and testament: A warm sweatshirt
Emma Kruger
Nickname: Bellas
In 20 years: Working at Brandy Melville
Last will and testament: EP
Sabine Lisbona
Nickname: Price
In 20 years: Many directions
Last will and testament: One Direction
Rhianne Silverman
Nickname: Chanandler Bong
In 20 years: Dancer
Last will and testament: Gate
Arielle Orvieto
Nickname: Dori
In 20 years: At a Rolling Stones concert
Last will and testament: A new pair of glasses
Sam Levy
Nickname: Penny
In 20 years: Singing opera
Last will and testament: Broadway tickets
ALL CHARACTER
SKETCHES COMPLETED BY
YOUR LOVING STAFF!
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Head Staff
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Friends Takes Over Camp Kinneret
CHANDLER (or AJ Kwin)
You may think you know your head staff, but have you ever noticed the
similarities between them and the cast of FRIENDS? It’s no coincidence
that when you rearrange the letters of BSE it forms NBC.
First we have PHOEBE (or Katie as we all know her)
She loves frolicking in fields and sitting in the grass and playing guitar.
Her free spirit ensures that she is always enjoying life and spreading that
joy to everyone around her. JOEY (or Mr. Mike)
The typical ladies man. The women can’t get enough of this strapping gent.
His charming good looks make all the girls swoon. His irresistible allure
overshadows some of his comments such as “I like good stuff and I don’t like
bad stuff.”
His humor is unmistakable and he is always on his game. This
guy’s sarcasm reaches from the top of Kinneret hill, right to the
deep waters at the Chof. If he can be described in 2 words its
FUNNY and CHARMING. Qualities that every girl loves! And
I hear he’s got his eye on Monica…
MONICA ( or Rachelle)
If there’s one thing this girl loves, its cleanliness! Not only is
she a neat freak, this homemaker loves to cook, bake, and clean
the lower RC bathroom. She wants to settle down with a
husband and have a family ASAP. Looks like Chandler is in it
for the long run.
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Head Staff
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ROSS (Mr. Rizzoli)
This academic is always willing to show his quirky
side. He’s a good Jewish boy, but from time to time
his wild side comes out. Although his professorial
duties keep him extremely busy, he never leaves the
house without styling his hair.
RACHEL (or Sybil)
This fashionista is always having fun. Her years as a high school
cheerleader are apparent through her positive and encouraging
attitude. Her zest for life is something that Ross has been attracted
to since they were back in high school. Will they finally end up
together?
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Best of BSE 2013
August 12th, 2013 s “Mont-Tremblant’s Finest Newsmakers” s Camp Kinneret
Top 5 Songs
1. Make Out With Me
2. Treasure
3. On Top Of The World
4. Blurred Lines
5. Radioactive
Top 5 Funny Moments
1. A D’Var Is Born
2. Bar-Mitzvah speech
3. Yom Dance intro
4. Chris’s lactaid sherade
5. Canoe in the rafters
Top 5 Mifkad Annoucements
1. Monkey-off
2. Levi in a milkcrate
3. Va’ad Iron Throne
4. Karaoke battle
5. Gibberish w.o.t.d
Top 5 Sayings
1. Great piece
2. Put it in the Shpiel!
3. Let’s go to bed early
4. Chris’s country house
5. Odds...
Top 5 Weather Moments
1. Lighting strikes Beit Eli
2. Sephia night
3. Heat wave
4. Hail
5. Double rainbow
Top 5 KSC Agencies
1. Sneezus S&E
2. Korne Bros. Co.
3. The Budman Company
4. Libman & Associates
5. Kis Corperation
Top 5 Meals
1. Shnitzel
2. Cookout
3. Shepard’s Pie
4. Mac & Cheese
5. Falafel
Top 5 Fashionable campers
1. Theo Cape
2. Theo Cape
3. Blake Kastner
4. Theo Cape
5. Theo Cape
Top 5 New Va’ads
1. Va’ad Fistpump
2. Va’ad Iron Throne
3. Va’ad Bedtime
4. Va’ad Comic Book
5. Va’ad Smiling Planet
Top 5 EP’s
1. Chris Barba’s Bar-Mitzvah
2. Capture-the-flag
3. Kinneretland
4. Judge Jordan
5. Disney EP
Top 5 Tuck Items
1. Soup
2. Fudge Stripes
3. Mike & Ikes
4. All Dressed Chips
5. Mars Bars
Top 5 Menucha Activies
1. Geod demolition
2. Monopoly deal
3. Bracelet making
4. Frisbee
5. Ping-Pong
Top 5 Special Days
1. Unit Day
2. Yom Dance
3. Twin Day
4. Amazing Race
5. Yom Israel
Top 5 Sports Moments
1. Sportsfest
2. KSC Finals
3. Ernie Furt
4. KSC Charity cup
5. Maccabia Triatholon
Top 5 Top 5’s
1. Sayings
2. Weather moments
3. Funny moments
4. Sports Moments
5. Special Days
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Any more announcements?
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